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Young...I'm laughing hard as shit at this joint. |
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May 08th 2006 | 1
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It's gonna be 5.7 lyin niggas in this jount sayin: |
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May 08th 2006 | 3
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Man, everybody done tried to bring the thunder but ended early |
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May 08th 2006 | 5
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that may be the funniest thing i've ever heard you say |
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May 08th 2006 | 46
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I'm still laffin... |
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May 08th 2006 | 2
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I bet your big gazoombas havin' ass did that before n/m |
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May 08th 2006 | 4
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Lol... |
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May 08th 2006 | 12
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*volunteers for the greater good of mankind* |
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May 08th 2006 | 18
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i caught one last night. |
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May 08th 2006 | 6
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Gettin' clubbed on ice, right? |
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May 08th 2006 | 7
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LOL... |
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May 08th 2006 | 160
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hahahaha |
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May 08th 2006 | 152
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ahahaha. |
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May 09th 2006 | 226
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this is a pre-vigor post? |
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May 08th 2006 | 8
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Back then, if i had the orange pill, it'd be OVER |
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May 08th 2006 | 10
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I'll see your L and raise u |
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May 08th 2006 | 9
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lmao@ scallion juice |
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May 08th 2006 | 48
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oh hell naw. shit tasted like scallion juice?? |
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May 08th 2006 | 126
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*dead* |
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May 08th 2006 | 153
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now THAT's a gotdamn shame. |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 307
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I can tell a story about this guy... |
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May 08th 2006 | 11
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Wait, I thought these were supposed to be Self L stories |
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May 08th 2006 | 15
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Okay...about me...well... |
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May 08th 2006 | 21
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no, that's funny right there lol |
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May 08th 2006 | 26
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You special...I'll be damn if I ever spend 45 mins |
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May 08th 2006 | 179
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I only did it that one time... |
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May 09th 2006 | 244
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Maybe your stuff was just too good. |
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May 08th 2006 | 54
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TRUE THAT>..I do got the ill nana. |
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May 10th 2006 | 284
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i had one of those last night! |
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May 08th 2006 | 13
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whew...LOL...that's funny. |
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May 08th 2006 | 16
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THAT IS SO NOT KOSHER |
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May 08th 2006 | 17
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i mean i love my husband, and have often had thoughts of |
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May 08th 2006 | 22
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RE: i mean i love my husband, and have often had thoughts of |
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May 08th 2006 | 36
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yeah, |
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May 08th 2006 | 44
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I think you missed the point |
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May 08th 2006 |
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stuntastic |
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May 08th 2006 | 20
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straight out the plastic even... |
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May 08th 2006 | 27
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Im sorry.. |
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May 08th 2006 | 23
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it really IS all jokes till u get cum in your eye. |
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May 08th 2006 | 29
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Now that happened to me before... |
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May 08th 2006 | 37
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archive. |
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May 08th 2006 | 166
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oh good it's not just me...that shit stung! |
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Jun 08th 2006 | 310
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Ok now im crackin up |
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May 08th 2006 | 38
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No LET'S DO talk about it |
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May 08th 2006 | 40
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^ READ MY MIND. |
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May 08th 2006 | 53
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that's why i caught it in the mouth |
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May 08th 2006 | 42
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do we have the same mother? |
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May 08th 2006 | 45
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mine kinda tastes like peanut butter |
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May 08th 2006 | 51
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When you are with your man, you should ALWAYS |
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May 08th 2006 | 47
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You women with the semen sippin...GOOD WORK |
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May 08th 2006 | 49
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Sometimes you got to be a HOE for your man...n/m |
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May 08th 2006 | 52
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now i wouldn't say all that |
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May 08th 2006 | 59
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When I say "HOE" I dont mean doing |
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May 08th 2006 | 64
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RE: When I say "HOE" I dont mean doing |
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May 08th 2006 | 66
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you are a very enthusiastic lil nigga |
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May 08th 2006 | 73
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thats word. |
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May 08th 2006 | 58
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ALWAYS |
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May 08th 2006 | 130
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Woooow, that shit was hilarious, like that one skit off of Busta's |
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May 08th 2006 | 34
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the worse was when he gave me that cute smile |
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May 08th 2006 | 43
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lmmfao |
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May 09th 2006 | 186
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Sunn... |
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May 08th 2006 | 14
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word |
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May 08th 2006 | 19
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LOL...MSU stand up...I AM ALUMNI!! |
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May 08th 2006 | 24
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I've been that girl many times. |
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May 08th 2006 | 163
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Jesse owens the fuck outta there, huh? |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 308
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lmao @ illuminated by the glow of a television |
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May 08th 2006 | 177
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her name was Joy... |
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May 08th 2006 | 25
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she answered the phone in the middle? |
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May 08th 2006 | 30
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my pride made me pump just that much harder |
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May 08th 2006 | 35
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LMAO. |
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May 08th 2006 | 39
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That. Is Hilarious. |
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May 08th 2006 | 63
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up to that point i thought i had the finest 3" in the business . |
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May 08th 2006 | 85
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RE: my pride made me pump just that much harder |
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May 09th 2006 | 188
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The not-so-sweet release... as she's SITTING ON YOUR LAP, |
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May 08th 2006 | 28
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well if "thinking you're about to hit and you DON'T" counts... |
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May 08th 2006 | 31
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YOUNG....how was this gem missed? |
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May 08th 2006 | 50
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dude. I felt like a fuckin MORON... |
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May 08th 2006 | 56
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SON. |
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May 08th 2006 | 55
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your boy was at "full attention" too. |
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May 08th 2006 | 67
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i mean...i see how you MIGHT assume that it's about to be on. |
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May 08th 2006 | 75
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After I eventually hit, It didn't matter. BUT, I'll tell ya what. |
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May 08th 2006 | 82
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I read that exchange with a Peter Griffin voice. |
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May 08th 2006 | 87
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you're right. it IS even funnier... |
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May 08th 2006 | 96
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LMAO. |
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May 08th 2006 | 88
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I know right? |
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May 08th 2006 | 69
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OH LORD I'm DYINGGGGGGGG |
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May 08th 2006 | 68
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I died a little bit that night too, dog... |
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May 08th 2006 | 79
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AHHAHA |
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May 08th 2006 | 143
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LOLOLOLOL |
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May 08th 2006 | 159
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<-----done the EXACT same thing |
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May 08th 2006 | 172
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do tell. |
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May 09th 2006 | 196
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got DAMN |
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May 09th 2006 | 185
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oh shit |
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May 09th 2006 | 187
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...fucking w/ them u of i broads. n/m |
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May 09th 2006 | 197
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Alcohol will do you in... |
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May 08th 2006 | 32
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Niggas and Niggaettes: This is not the Put Down Post |
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May 08th 2006 | 33
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for a while, i was no good |
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May 08th 2006 | 41
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I can't think of any specific instances |
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May 08th 2006 | 57
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Way to be honest tho...that's REAL TALK |
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May 08th 2006 | 61
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KY ya know |
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Jun 08th 2006 | 309
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Dunny, I Took A Geometry L |
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May 08th 2006 | 60
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Yo...you just made the post great, dogs |
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May 08th 2006 | 62
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why do you think that happens? |
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May 08th 2006 | 65
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no rhyme or reason ... |
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May 08th 2006 | 81
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is that really what it is? |
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May 08th 2006 | 86
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my dear no man sets out to try and fuck with a limp dick |
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May 08th 2006 | 92
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You ever been in the jount and feel it slipping in hardness? |
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May 08th 2006 |
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wow. i didn't know that guys faked it. |
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May 08th 2006 | 102
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with a condom and dark lights, it's easy |
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May 08th 2006 | 106
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dawg how bout when u rock hard and ur getting ur filthy bowcat on |
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May 08th 2006 | 104
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RE: dawg how bout when u rock hard and ur getting ur filthy bowcat on |
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May 08th 2006 | 108
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Dogs, sometimes that filthyness be essential..... |
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May 08th 2006 | 149
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but why fake it? wont it come back? why not just ask her for |
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May 08th 2006 | 125
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bc if she goes down and finds that joint dead like the sea scrolls |
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May 08th 2006 | 127
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but we all grown right? shit happens. |
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May 08th 2006 | 135
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woman we wasn't born grown u learn as u go... |
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May 08th 2006 | 136
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um..your sig? in this post? Dead. |
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May 08th 2006 | 140
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i'ma grown ass man |
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May 08th 2006 | 176
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I read your sig, fool! |
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May 08th 2006 | 137
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:-p you need to learn the children, Mash. |
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May 08th 2006 | 141
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RE: why do you think that happens? |
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May 08th 2006 | 148
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*cries laughing* |
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May 08th 2006 | 77
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best reply ever |
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May 08th 2006 | 129
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Nigga, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me.. |
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May 10th 2006 | 289
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her name was Sheena......................... |
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May 08th 2006 | 70
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RE: her name was Sheena......................... |
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May 08th 2006 | 74
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I didn't think women could take L's, but i see that i was wrong. |
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May 08th 2006 | 71
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We need more juicier bits...but we'll take it |
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May 08th 2006 | 78
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on: when it just won't stay hard for nothing |
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May 08th 2006 | 72
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Church Girl cried when that happened... |
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May 08th 2006 | 116
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Being out of shape + worrying about shit = L. |
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May 08th 2006 | 76
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lol...i feel your pain. |
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May 08th 2006 | 80
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we gonna have to get you some soon, truth. u startin to worry me. |
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May 08th 2006 | 95
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:( |
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May 08th 2006 | 180
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Yup... here is how you fix that problem... |
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May 09th 2006 | 245
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Actually... |
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May 09th 2006 | 248
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Once you get into the rhythm.... |
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May 09th 2006 | 269
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Sometimes, the chick being wack in bed is the L. |
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May 08th 2006 | 83
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We'll take it |
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May 08th 2006 | 90
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ain't no funny shit like that happened to me |
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May 08th 2006 | 84
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Copies this into my files... |
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May 08th 2006 | 94
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I made it my personal goal to repay them on other times tho!!! |
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May 08th 2006 | 154
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dog...i had a period of busting em off quick. |
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May 08th 2006 | 89
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I was there, too...and it's usually with someone with good pussy |
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May 08th 2006 | 93
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definition of good pussy? |
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May 09th 2006 | 272
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If you have good pussy, you'll never need to ask what it is n/m |
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May 10th 2006 | 275
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i know what i got... |
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May 10th 2006 | 282
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every one got they thing..I don't know..but if you had it.. |
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May 10th 2006 | 283
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well |
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May 10th 2006 | 285
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That's what's up...keep bangin', booboo |
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May 10th 2006 | 286
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this man speaketh the truth! |
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May 08th 2006 | 155
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That's chuuuch right there man |
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May 10th 2006 | 290
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i told this before: the worst was going down on this girl in college.... |
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May 08th 2006 | 91
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Hol' up: Fuck that. |
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May 08th 2006 | 97
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it was a hard lesson learned. pun intended. |
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May 08th 2006 | 103
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that's....pretty awful. A rough handjob is the pits tho |
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May 08th 2006 | 98
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seriously ladies, it AIN'T an Atari Joystick. |
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May 08th 2006 | 101
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ok to be honest... |
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May 08th 2006 | 164
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LOL, wow yo. That was some comedy. Taumbout a handjob... |
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May 08th 2006 | 99
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i learned to hold back from that day forward. |
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May 08th 2006 | 107
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you shoulda skeeted in her eye. |
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May 08th 2006 | 100
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and where the hell did you come from |
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May 08th 2006 | 105
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sitting here chillin, waiting on my homeboy to come through |
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May 08th 2006 | 109
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ugh u got any sisiters or cousins like u ? Next door neighbor? |
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May 08th 2006 | 117
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nope, only girl |
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May 08th 2006 | 121
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my elevator doesn't fully go up all floors either. Lol |
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May 08th 2006 | 144
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you know? that nigga is a cum catching superstar |
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May 08th 2006 | 111
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HA! |
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May 08th 2006 | 114
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word. |
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May 08th 2006 | 113
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lol. my flaw is love munchin rug like it was cheesecake. |
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May 08th 2006 | 110
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this one has more L's than a Kool Moe Dee diss. Follow me..... |
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May 08th 2006 | 112
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she probably does that shit all the time |
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May 08th 2006 | 115
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you know that ain't riiight(c)Biggie |
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May 08th 2006 | 118
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if she was fly, I sure as SHIT wouldn't mind... |
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May 08th 2006 | 119
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yes, she was/is. |
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May 08th 2006 | 122
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it's my specialty--giving them |
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May 08th 2006 | 120
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^^^ Mayor of Stunt City ^^^ |
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May 08th 2006 | 123
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^^^^Jumps Motorcycle Over 10 Buses^^^^ |
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May 08th 2006 | 165
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I'm SO FUCKING SHOCKED RIGHT NOW!!! Zesi????? |
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May 08th 2006 | 168
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hah |
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May 08th 2006 | 170
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another one out of the classics |
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May 08th 2006 | 124
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i would say that's why i'm glad i'm married |
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May 08th 2006 | 128
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you married?!?!?! |
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May 08th 2006 | 131
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lol...u ain't readin' hard enough. |
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May 08th 2006 | 133
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u think i would let just any ol white dude pull some shit like that? |
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May 08th 2006 | 134
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TO A WHITE DUDE?!?!?!?! |
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May 08th 2006 | 139
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he's my husband!!!!! |
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May 08th 2006 | 142
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yeah i noticed.but i wasn't gonna say s#it. |
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May 08th 2006 | 145
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I'm fucking dying over here King n/m |
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May 08th 2006 | 147
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how true it is. |
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May 08th 2006 | 132
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cuz there ain't shit you can do about it! |
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May 08th 2006 | 138
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ha! |
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May 08th 2006 | 162
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Mine was earlier this year...... |
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May 08th 2006 | 146
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Yup. sure have. |
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May 08th 2006 | 150
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too dayum funny |
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May 08th 2006 | 151
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how come females never talk about underperforming |
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May 08th 2006 | 156
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there is a story on here |
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May 08th 2006 | 157
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>.< |
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May 08th 2006 | 158
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props to her whoever it was...viva la revolucionnnnnnnnnnn |
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May 08th 2006 | 167
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I think I have wanted to shoot myself for the many times I've been dry |
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May 08th 2006 | 161
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There are easy ways around being dry |
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May 08th 2006 | 171
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Hmmm... I got 3 |
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May 08th 2006 | 169
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I love phone sex...LOVE it |
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May 08th 2006 | 173
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OK, ok...*sigh* I COULDN'T get up first couple times with baby mama |
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May 08th 2006 | 174
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men: learn to stop most of these Ls |
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May 08th 2006 | 175
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LOLOL |
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May 10th 2006 | 291
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see the thing with girl girl sex is |
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May 08th 2006 | 178
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The First Time |
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May 08th 2006 | 181
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aight... |
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May 09th 2006 | 182
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Taking Sexual Ls |
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May 09th 2006 | 183
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Taking Sexual Ls part deux |
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May 09th 2006 | 184
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The Lesbian Myth...The Officer takes(deservedly so) an L |
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May 09th 2006 | 189
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YO!! I'm rollin.... |
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May 09th 2006 | 190
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That was one helluva lesson learned |
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May 09th 2006 | 243
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alcohol is not good to our people!!! |
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May 10th 2006 | 292
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One of ya'll niggas was KeyBored'n but I'm a let it go n/m |
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May 09th 2006 | 191
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This is my storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
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May 09th 2006 | 192
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i laughed! |
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May 09th 2006 | 193
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bigger L |
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May 09th 2006 | 194
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you fell asleep??? wow. |
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May 09th 2006 | 198
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i was dronk |
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May 09th 2006 | 199
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aw man lol |
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May 09th 2006 | 202
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from the point of his mouth being on me |
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May 09th 2006 | 205
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i fell asleep during a blowjob while on E! |
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May 09th 2006 | 230
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the slang yo lmao |
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May 09th 2006 | 195
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Another L from the files |
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May 09th 2006 | 200
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did u see her again after that? |
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May 09th 2006 | 201
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but could she really see him is the question. |
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May 09th 2006 | 204
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That nigga coulda saw me around the corner standing around it |
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May 09th 2006 | 206
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that's just harsh. |
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May 09th 2006 | 208
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I saw her again...she's since married, got the eye fixed... |
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May 09th 2006 | 211
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i was unaware that you could fix that. |
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May 09th 2006 | 216
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i think there's prescription glasses that can fix it. |
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May 09th 2006 | 217
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*guffaw* |
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May 09th 2006 | 221
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o my dayum |
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May 09th 2006 | 207
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I just choked on my sandwhich. |
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May 09th 2006 | 257
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LMAO @ the Price is Right horn reference! |
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May 09th 2006 | 263
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RE: LMAO @ the Price is Right horn reference! |
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May 10th 2006 | 276
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Sounds like all us fellas have the same L's |
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May 09th 2006 | 203
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This shit right here killed it! |
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May 09th 2006 | 209
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isn't there a word for that? |
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May 09th 2006 | 210
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Iono if was that.....I was nervous as f*ck though |
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May 09th 2006 | 213
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actually, all jokes aside |
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May 09th 2006 | 215
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Don't say that |
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May 09th 2006 | 258
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wow...sounds like SHE took the "L" on that one. |
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May 09th 2006 | 214
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It sure didn't feel like it.......my swagger was GONE |
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May 09th 2006 | 218
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well if she woulda done what you asked... |
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May 09th 2006 | 219
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True |
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May 09th 2006 | 229
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RE: Sounds like all us fellas have the same L's |
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May 09th 2006 | 264
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RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls |
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May 09th 2006 | 212
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i mean i could write a book.... |
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May 09th 2006 | 220
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eeeeeew |
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May 09th 2006 | 223
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god damn. |
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May 09th 2006 | 228
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Smells are intolerable. Period |
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May 09th 2006 | 231
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PS (addendum) continuing on... - i went to the doctor soon after... |
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May 09th 2006 | 232
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naw son...how ya'll miss THIS??^^^^^^... |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 298
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*gives standing o* |
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May 09th 2006 | 233
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but but who tole you to eat it though?!?!? ole overacheiving negro. |
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May 09th 2006 | 260
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That's what I'm saying |
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May 09th 2006 | 265
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So how did you tell her? |
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May 09th 2006 | 266
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wow. nm |
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May 09th 2006 | 267
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This one even cracks me up......check it |
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May 09th 2006 | 222
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that story was pretty hilarious. |
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May 09th 2006 | 225
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Yeah, your new name is Larry.... |
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May 09th 2006 | 242
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comedy |
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May 09th 2006 | 252
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lets see... oh yeah. I passed out on a dude once |
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May 09th 2006 | 224
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This dude is my hero. |
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May 09th 2006 | 234
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Word, yo...I knocked someone out before too...so I cld relate |
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May 09th 2006 | 235
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Sunday in the Park w/HT |
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May 09th 2006 | 227
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wow, man...that had to suck |
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May 09th 2006 | 236
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you're killing me. |
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May 09th 2006 | 247
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Two guys, and Neither got you off? |
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May 09th 2006 | 239
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First time getting head |
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May 09th 2006 | 237
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How is this an L for you? |
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May 09th 2006 | 238
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HE IS THE WINNAH! |
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May 09th 2006 | 240
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She wasn't down to do it again for a while |
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May 09th 2006 | 241
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Mash, you are the GD king as far as I'm concerned... |
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May 09th 2006 | 246
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My worst 'L' |
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May 09th 2006 | 249
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wowzers |
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May 09th 2006 | 250
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my homegirl caught an L for getting too drunk |
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May 09th 2006 | 259
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RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls |
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May 09th 2006 | 251
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Three for ya! |
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May 09th 2006 | 253
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See, I've had towel racks, shower curtain bars |
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May 09th 2006 | 256
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The L was when his dad had to put it back on the wall... |
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May 10th 2006 | 277
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i did the farting one b4 |
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May 10th 2006 | 288
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LOL |
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May 12th 2006 | 293
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ARCHIVE! |
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May 09th 2006 | 254
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This must happen a lot.. |
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May 09th 2006 | 261
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right after graduating HS |
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May 09th 2006 | 262
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LMAO |
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May 09th 2006 | 268
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Dayum |
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May 09th 2006 | 270
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I was hesitant to post mine |
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May 09th 2006 | 271
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once i had a guy bust before he even got in. |
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May 10th 2006 | 274
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How do you bust before you get in? |
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May 10th 2006 | 287
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OKP Greatness |
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May 09th 2006 | 273
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Sexual L part III |
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May 10th 2006 | 278
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Channeling Peter North, I take it? |
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May 10th 2006 | 280
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It was horrible, fam. I cold hit off the Norther on myself, B |
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May 10th 2006 | 281
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RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls |
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May 10th 2006 | 279
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OK...so I figured out why I don't like big asses |
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May 31st 2006 | 294
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so this one time at band camp...... |
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May 31st 2006 | 295
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Fam...thank you for keeping it funky with us |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 296
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*sighs*........The time when |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 297
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alotta dudes in here wit stories |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 299
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there you again...fakin it, lol |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 303
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SON |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 304
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i went temporarily impotent at 21 |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 300
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2 - caught runnin the red light |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 301
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she was clownin |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 302
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HA! |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 305
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ARCHIVE.... THIS THREAD WAS HILARIOUS.... |
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Jun 04th 2006 | 306
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LOL @ Bust a hee hee in my draws! You're funny. My Sexual L: |
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Jun 08th 2006 | 311
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