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ScandalousWoman
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"a penis question (for men)"


  

          

if it was discovered that the human penis could regenerate after traumatic removal, and that once it grew back, there was an additional inch to a man's erected length, would you allow your penis to be chopped off?

if so, who would you trust to do it?
how would s/he do it?
how would you bear the pain?

*please note, it will take 2 months to grow back and be fully... uhm... functional with the extra inch.

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Subject Author Message Date ID
what?
Dec 08th 2005
1
I'm so mad at myself for clicking this
Dec 08th 2005
2
LOL
Dec 09th 2005
126
you have entirely too much time on your hands
Dec 08th 2005
3
now that is an interesting question
Dec 08th 2005
4
now that is an interesting question...IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS
Dec 08th 2005
9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 08th 2005
83
Nah, you're missing the point
Dec 08th 2005
44
it would be a form of cosmetic surg. actually
Dec 08th 2005
45
      you'd do it?
Dec 08th 2005
49
           No I wouldnt do it personally but I wouldnt see it as
Dec 08th 2005
69
                A guy who is really tiny or just very, very insecure, maybe
Dec 08th 2005
75
I never claim to be the biggest
Dec 08th 2005
64
      without the proper references sweetheart this would be
Dec 08th 2005
70
           *proper references*? you mean like a sex resume?
Dec 08th 2005
73
                I was joking with a friend of mine about this, actually.
Dec 08th 2005
91
Was this a marijuana-influenced thought?
Dec 08th 2005
5
wtf
Dec 08th 2005
6
if it ain't broke...why fix it???
Dec 08th 2005
7
what in the blue fuck????
Dec 08th 2005
8
if women were men, im sure they'd do it.
Dec 08th 2005
10
if women were men, i'm sure men would make women do it
Dec 17th 2005
138
okay, well, then....
Dec 08th 2005
11
How would I take a leak for those 2 months
Dec 08th 2005
12
nah n/m
Dec 08th 2005
13
We really can't be *this* bored at work.
Dec 08th 2005
14
Nah..
Dec 08th 2005
15
this is bullshit...
Dec 08th 2005
16
There are some acceptable ways to incorporate them in the same sentence
Dec 08th 2005
28
if they told u a hot poker to the snatch would make
Dec 08th 2005
17
don't ask that question, cuz some women would do that shit
Dec 08th 2005
21
As *some* men would chop their wang off in hopes of it growing back bigg...
Dec 08th 2005
29
      no.
Dec 08th 2005
32
lmao...
Dec 08th 2005
23
no i don't want ANY chance of anything going wrong down there.
Dec 08th 2005
18
Yeah, or if after the doctor chops it off, he says...
Dec 08th 2005
19
My penis is perfect the way it is n/m
Dec 08th 2005
20
spoken like a true non penis owner
Dec 08th 2005
22
Hell no!
Dec 08th 2005
24
hell nah
Dec 08th 2005
25
i would if....
Dec 08th 2005
26
lol
Dec 08th 2005
31
delete this garbage
Dec 08th 2005
27
for an extra inch, yes.
Dec 08th 2005
30
This reply is so slept on.
Dec 08th 2005
93
Dec 08th 2005
102
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dec 17th 2005
137
what the hell is wrong w/you ppl?
Dec 08th 2005
33
I would have to pass on that, my beautiful queen...
Dec 08th 2005
34
HELL..........NO!
Dec 08th 2005
35
dahell is wrong witchu woman?
Dec 08th 2005
36
i am cracking up
Dec 08th 2005
37
yes!
Dec 08th 2005
51
I lost at least four inches just by reading this
Dec 08th 2005
38
no homo, but mine is back to my throat
Dec 08th 2005
39
Shit, I don't even have a dick anymore
Dec 08th 2005
63
THIS POAST MADE ME SOFT.
Dec 08th 2005
40
You came into a penis post with a hard dick? | ...
Dec 08th 2005
85
      I almost spit water on my keyboard.
Dec 08th 2005
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      LOL |
Dec 08th 2005
114
what the fuck kinda retarded shit is this?
Dec 08th 2005
41
Reply + Avatar = solid gold
Dec 09th 2005
127
RE: fucks no. I would never chop my dick.
Dec 08th 2005
42
all that trouble, you can get a shin implanted in that shit.
Dec 08th 2005
43
awesome
Dec 08th 2005
46
YOUSE THA WOMAN!
Dec 08th 2005
47
i laughed
Dec 08th 2005
48
i cried. and learned something about myself in the process. (c) some
Dec 08th 2005
107
      note: @ the responses...not the post itself
Dec 09th 2005
130
How Long Is The Regeneration Period?
Dec 08th 2005
50
RE: a penis question (for men)
Dec 08th 2005
52
^ an endless source of amusement...
Dec 08th 2005
53
id chop mine off FOUR TIMES!
Dec 08th 2005
54
and that would give you...
Dec 08th 2005
55
      but i got the ill diameter son
Dec 08th 2005
57
           ha!
Dec 08th 2005
66
*laughing at all the men in this post*
Dec 08th 2005
56
*snickers*
Dec 08th 2005
58
what do i need 19 inches for?
Dec 08th 2005
59
^^ stole my answer.
Dec 08th 2005
60
the women think this is funny?
Dec 08th 2005
61
*struggles to smother fit of giggles*
Dec 08th 2005
71
      ^^^^dead to me
Dec 08th 2005
74
           *giggles silently/tears roll down cheeks*
Dec 08th 2005
80
                <<<<<will get his revenge
Dec 08th 2005
96
                     *straight face* ... *doesn't blink*
Dec 08th 2005
97
                          *sends cleaner to your house*
Dec 08th 2005
99
                               Hasaaaaaaan CHOP! (c) ali baba bunny
Dec 08th 2005
100
Fellas dont be like these braindead women
Dec 08th 2005
62
yup.
Dec 08th 2005
68
do piercing and tatoos count?
Dec 08th 2005
76
      no not really.
Dec 08th 2005
77
           so it's only mutilation if something is removed
Dec 08th 2005
78
reply #4 shows how far away women are from understanding men
Dec 08th 2005
65
wtf are you smoking.
Dec 08th 2005
67
RE: Nah, because that will only max me out at 4 inches...
Dec 08th 2005
72
It's funny how this topic united the straights and the gays.
Dec 08th 2005
79
Hell yeah (anestitia is a godsend)
Dec 08th 2005
81
no.
Dec 08th 2005
82
you've put some thought into this bra...
Dec 09th 2005
124
Women, would you cut your man's dick to make it bigger/fatter?
Dec 08th 2005
84
Now *that* is a better question
Dec 08th 2005
92
i wouldn't even do that to my other head for a smarter brain
Dec 08th 2005
86
I would, I've always wanted an even 12 inches *no homo*
Dec 08th 2005
87
i think this was a great post, if i do say so myself
Dec 08th 2005
88
RE: a penis question (for men)
Dec 08th 2005
89
man, plz. i'd chop my jount off abt 8, 9 times.
Dec 08th 2005
90
Nah, because if everybody could do it
Dec 08th 2005
94
i am laughing my ass off at this post.
Dec 08th 2005
95
>>>>ARCHIVE!!!!<<<<
Dec 08th 2005
101
DTS!!!
Dec 08th 2005
103
      Pussy cracked corn...and i don't care
Dec 09th 2005
115
for an extra inch? fuckouttahere!!
Dec 08th 2005
104
damn u hit a nerve here lol
Dec 08th 2005
105
please... i dont need 11 inches....
Dec 08th 2005
106
you need 12
Dec 09th 2005
116
what if it came back light skinneded? (or for the ofay players, in
Dec 08th 2005
108
^^^straight comedy right here
Dec 09th 2005
117
Only you could make this funny
Dec 09th 2005
118
*pats back*
Dec 09th 2005
120
      you're damn right nobody's going to cut me!
Dec 09th 2005
125
lol
Dec 09th 2005
121
*joins in laughter--proposes a toast to Lorena*
Dec 08th 2005
109
lol. no you ain't, you evil, dick-threatening harpie! this post is hilar...
Dec 08th 2005
110
      I LOVE the PENIS!!!
Dec 08th 2005
111
           same here
Dec 09th 2005
119
POST OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN' NIGHT!!! n/m
Dec 08th 2005
112
ah memories
Dec 09th 2005
129
please please please stop doing blow
Dec 08th 2005
113
THE DOCTOR IS IN|PSYCHIATRIC HELP $5
Dec 09th 2005
122
lmao. *climbs slowly down tree*. *sniffs magazine*. *looks around*.
Dec 09th 2005
131
did somebody say xbox?
Dec 09th 2005
132
in a year you could have an additional 6 inches.
Dec 09th 2005
123
there would be psychotic 18yr olds w/ 34" appendages, yo.
Dec 16th 2005
136
Do orgasms feel better with a bigger penis?
Dec 09th 2005
128
*Dr. Curt Conners in this post*
Dec 09th 2005
133
HA!
Dec 09th 2005
134
Say you did that think you were right
Dec 10th 2005
135
Good question to ask when drunk. or on the first date. lol
Dec 17th 2005
139
I'd Keep my jr.johnson thank you very much
Dec 17th 2005
140
okay now can we archive?
Dec 21st 2005
141
DTS!
Dec 21st 2005
142

Rjcc
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1. "what?"
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2. "I'm so mad at myself for clicking this"
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Ryan M
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126. "LOL"
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MrThomas43423
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3. "you have entirely too much time on your hands"
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the anatomy of the earthworm musta been on the discovery channel last night or some shit.
----------------------------------------------
"see if that nigga want you now that you are bald headed" © lovelyone80

awww hell...he's singing soft songs again:
this one...this one might be my favorite one.
i know that this one...she seems right for me.

  

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JazMean
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4. "now that is an interesting question"
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nobody will seriously answer it, since everyone claims to have the biggest one in the world and there is no need for that extra inch.

  

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9. "now that is an interesting question...IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS"
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83. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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44. "Nah, you're missing the point"
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If I told you that I could slice your clit off and it would grow back to give you better orgasms, would you?

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JazMean
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45. "it would be a form of cosmetic surg. actually"
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people get stuff changed on them all the time, so I dont see whats so outlandish about it.

  

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49. "you'd do it?"
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you're a braver person than me

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JazMean
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69. "No I wouldnt do it personally but I wouldnt see it as"
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outrageous either, if these procedures could actually be done in a safe setting I know that a good number of people would opt to have them done. Alot of women dont experience orgasm or at least good ones so they would do this, alot of men are insecure about their penis size, so they would do it as well, now would people admit to considering having this type of stuff done? of course not, and thats only expected.

  

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75. "A guy who is really tiny or just very, very insecure, maybe"
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but men generally have a very visceral reaction to the idea of any sharp object coming near our dicks. For most men I know the payoff would have to be huge (no pun intended) for us to even consider it.

The risk is just not worth it.

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K tilda Swift
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64. "I never claim to be the biggest"
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Only the best.

--NYC*The Capital of Brilliant Ignorance--
Rap should rhyme and be on beat.
http://mckswift.com

  

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JazMean
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70. "without the proper references sweetheart this would be"
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very hard to believe.

  

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73. "*proper references*? you mean like a sex resume?"
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That'd be ill. I'm bout to work on one so I can slide it to chicks across the table while waiting for dinner. I gotta figure out the different sections and all that. I'd need to get quotes from past clientele. This is about to become a project... bwaahhaha. I love being foolish.

--NYC*The Capital of Brilliant Ignorance--
Rap should rhyme and be on beat.
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MistressB
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91. "I was joking with a friend of mine about this, actually."
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Think of all you could do

Certifications. References. A special skills section.

Lemme stop.

~I aspire to be my alter ego~

  

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5. "Was this a marijuana-influenced thought?"
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6. "wtf"
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how did you think of this shit?

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7. "if it ain't broke...why fix it???"
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Thu Dec-08-05 11:02 AM by dirtydee

  

          

but if it were removed not by my own will... hell i'd give it a try...

my partner may not like it tho' ...

  

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8. "what in the blue fuck????"
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i should kick my own ass for clickin on this

I got a good life man

  

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10. "if women were men, im sure they'd do it."
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shawty
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138. "if women were men, i'm sure men would make women do it"
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and make their women cut it off two or more times to get an extra extra inch

just a thought

Call Tyrone.

  

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ScandalousWoman
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11. "okay, well, then...."
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what if the regeneration would still happen if the penis was surgically removed?

would you do it then?


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12. "How would I take a leak for those 2 months"
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It would be a fun party trick and all, but you hav eto be practical about these things

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13. "nah n/m"
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14. "We really can't be *this* bored at work."
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(and the answer's no)


lol
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15. "Nah.."
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Thu Dec-08-05 11:41 AM by Ayatollah Watts

  

          

can't just good around lopping off things

@TheBlackZappa

  

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16. "this is bullshit..."
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Thu Dec-08-05 11:16 AM by CyrenYoung

  

          

..nothin' but vanity

YOU DON'T EVEN MENTION "CHOP" AND "P****" IN THE SAME SENTENCE, WOMAN!!!

you ARE NOW on TIME OUT!

*next time, you'll get a beatin'!(c) joe jackson..

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Adwhizz
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28. "There are some acceptable ways to incorporate them in the same sentence"
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for instance "I enjoy eating Pork chops while getting my Penis serviced" and such

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esb225
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17. "if they told u a hot poker to the snatch would make"
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ur orgasms 10 times greater would u sign up????

I got a good life man

  

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21. "don't ask that question, cuz some women would do that shit"
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soulpsychodelicyde
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29. "As *some* men would chop their wang off in hopes of it growing back bigg..."
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Rjcc
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32. "no."
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noly a man who is criminally insane would do such a thing.

there are women who are just as sane as all the rest, who would do that shit in a second.


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clarion
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23. "lmao..."
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18. "no i don't want ANY chance of anything going wrong down there."
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no augmentation...of any kind.

"But different than you may remember, and albeit you may have beaten myths, legends, giants, and other great men, you NEVER, NEVER beat a warrior. AND, CERTAINLY, NOT THE ULTIMATE ONE!"

  

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KangolLove
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19. "Yeah, or if after the doctor chops it off, he says..."
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"SIKE!"

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20. "My penis is perfect the way it is n/m"
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*********************
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unfukwitable
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22. "spoken like a true non penis owner"
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doublearon258
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24. "Hell no!"
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I don't care what it could do afterwards.

  

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25. "hell nah"
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no dickvertisement-o but im fine where im at.


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26. "i would if...."
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it could cure my aching back, coach the knicks to a championship, do my laundry and buy me entemanns crumb topped donuts on its own dime.

  

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afrosik99
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31. "lol"
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27. "delete this garbage"
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Jamal_Yall
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30. "for an extra inch, yes."
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i've always wanted my penis to be an inch longer, for i've always believed my length the be the lone preventative factor to me not dating a celebrity.

>if so, who would you trust to do it?

one of the crazy women i've dated. one would probably think she's too cute to even look at my penis, the other, i'm sure, would do it and place the severed member 'neath her pillow.

>how would s/he do it?

those scissors that everyone's grandmother has. you know, the kind w/ the orange handle.

>how would you bear the pain?

i'd probably get drunk first. as far as dealing w/ the re-growth, i'd take a job in Arizona. that way, when the healing is done and my foreskin is ripe, i'd be well-acquainted w/ a nice Native American dame named Anna. she'll give me head and be on the verge of gagging w/ every slurp, and i'd be titling my head back, looking at her peach-colored bedroom walls, laughing.
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Malk G

  

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93. "This reply is so slept on."
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~I aspire to be my alter ego~

  

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102. ""
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>>she'll give me head and be on the verge of gagging w/ every slurp, and >>i'd be titling my head back, looking at her peach-colored bedroom >>walls, laughing.

http://www.myspace.com/soze

  

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137. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
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SoWhat
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33. "what the hell is wrong w/you ppl?"
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why do women spend any amount of time thinking about chopping off men's penises?

it's not a joking matter whatsoever.

fuck you.

  

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34. "I would have to pass on that, my beautiful queen..."
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While my penis may be average, chopping it off for the sheer pleasure of vanity is not the way to go.

With that said, I am sure there are herbs that would be able to do that naturally.

  

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35. "HELL..........NO!"
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I'm quite fine with my lil mini me as is.

There shall be no sharp objects admitted anywhere in the VACINITY of my genitals...

Shit...I don't even use a knife to tear the tags off my boxers!

The fuck I look like doing a Marie Antoinette on the main event?

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Waldorf and Statler Vol 4:CONAN IS OUT NOW!!!: http://waldorfandstatler.bandcamp.com

and don't forget to check "DVS 4 ALDERMAN"

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36. "dahell is wrong witchu woman?"
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ScandalousWoman
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37. "i am cracking up"
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some of these responses are funny.

**********************
she needs more wood for the fire

  

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51. "yes!"
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this is hilarious!
~~~~~~~~~~~
<---some advice

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38. "I lost at least four inches just by reading this"
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Its retreating futher and further back in fear after reading the word 'chop'

  

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39. "no homo, but mine is back to my throat"
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FREE CHAI VANG!

Certified Grade A Coon - Inspector Abrock33

http://rjcc.stumbleupon.com - what I'm looking at

www.hdbeat.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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63. "Shit, I don't even have a dick anymore"
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there's a small crater there

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Doug Funnie
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40. "THIS POAST MADE ME SOFT."
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85. "You came into a penis post with a hard dick? | ..."
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My movies: http://russellhainline.com
My movie reviews: https://letterboxd.com/RussellHFilm/
My beer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebeertravelguide

  

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cskncream
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98. "I almost spit water on my keyboard."
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Seriously.

=============================
-sans sig

  

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fif
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114. "LOL |"
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iam_czar
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41. "what the fuck kinda retarded shit is this?"
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cut yo titties off and sew your pussy shut.

get the fuck outtahere


reject authority_______________________

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127. "Reply + Avatar = solid gold"
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17x NBA Champions

  

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kente417mojo
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42. "RE: fucks no. I would never chop my dick."
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"We're not in a recession, we're in a slow down".- George Bush

"Immortals, we put their name to the test"!


http://www.flickr.com/photos/kente/

  

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PlanetInfinite
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43. "all that trouble, you can get a shin implanted in that shit."
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but me?


why? hell no. haha

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46. "awesome"
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lol

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lfresh
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47. "YOUSE THA WOMAN!"
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*grabs popcorn*



...
*imagines men of okp clutching their crotches for dear life staring in disbelief*
~~~~~~~~~~~
<---some advice

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BooDaah
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48. "i laughed"
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107. "i cried. and learned something about myself in the process. (c) some"
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hack movie critic.

peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

  

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130. "note: @ the responses...not the post itself"
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50. "How Long Is The Regeneration Period?"
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and an extra inch ain't worth the trouble. 2" or 3", an acre of canabis sativa plants, train with the monks at the shaolin monastery for a year...that's a negotiation start point.




"This is some BULLSHIT" (c) me at Central Booking

  

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kente417mojo
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52. "RE: a penis question (for men)"
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What if you chop that shit off and it grows back without the pee hole. Then you're fucked.

"We're not in a recession, we're in a slow down".- George Bush

"Immortals, we put their name to the test"!


http://www.flickr.com/photos/kente/

  

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lfresh
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53. "^ an endless source of amusement..."
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~~~~~~~~~~~
<---some advice

PUSSY FREE WITH PUSSY OF LESSER OR EQUAL VALUE!

  

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haji rana pinya
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54. "id chop mine off FOUR TIMES!"
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*********************
www.dumhi.com

  

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lfresh
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55. "and that would give you..."
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*does mental math*

5 inches...


*ducks tomato*
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haji rana pinya
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57. "but i got the ill diameter son"
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its like a barrel head

*********************
www.dumhi.com

  

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lfresh
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66. "ha!"
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~~~~~~~~~~~
<---some advice

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GirlChild
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56. "*laughing at all the men in this post*"
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58. "*snickers*"
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this question is just WRONG!!! *shakes fist*




*snickers*

----
"I refuse to spend our hard-earned money on a bunch of pseudo-food. I will buy and eat actual food; things that God intended for us to eat...I don’t care how good you think it tastes, or how cheap it may be. It’s. Not. Food."

  

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praverbs
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59. "what do i need 19 inches for?"
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« beast of no nation »

  

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60. "^^ stole my answer."
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________________________
http://www.twitter.com/jose3030 - Twitter

  

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61. "the women think this is funny?"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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71. "*struggles to smother fit of giggles*"
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Bwa-HA!


...


ah -HA!AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHA




...






TEE-HEE!

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE





...




((snort))



...

looses voice

((silent laugh))
(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))(( ))


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74. "^^^^dead to me"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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80. "*giggles silently/tears roll down cheeks*"
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~~~~~~~~~~~
<---some advice

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96. "<<<<<will get his revenge"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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lfresh
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97. "*straight face* ... *doesn't blink*"
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*eyes tear*





...







*maintains*






...

*bead of sweat*








...
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<-((now hoarse))
*collapses to floor/holds tummy*
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99. "*sends cleaner to your house*"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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lfresh
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100. "Hasaaaaaaan CHOP! (c) ali baba bunny"
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this house could use some spiffying



*deliberate obtusity*




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62. "Fellas dont be like these braindead women"
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You know who I am talking about. The ones who get breast implants to alter their beautiful god given boobs.

I'm postjacking. I acknowledge that getting breast implants and cutting off your penis and it magically growing back are not in the same frame medically but the bottom line here is: you should not be that insecure to mutilate your body.

No offense to women who don't get breast implants or the ones that do following complete masectomy.

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68. "yup."
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76. "do piercing and tatoos count?"
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in terms of "mutilating" that is....methinks they aren't that far apart from and "end justifies the means" standpoint

when vanity is the issue, who is to say what is "too far" for someone else

nahmeen?

  

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77. "no not really."
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people might pierce their lip, they are not AMPUTATING it.



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78. "so it's only mutilation if something is removed"
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gotcha.

  

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65. "reply #4 shows how far away women are from understanding men"
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This was one crazy question. Anyone you find who considers saying yes to this is probably in serious need of therapy.

  

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67. "wtf are you smoking."
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______________________________________________________________________
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72. "RE: Nah, because that will only max me out at 4 inches..."
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79. "It's funny how this topic united the straights and the gays."
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81. "Hell yeah (anestitia is a godsend)"
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Knock me out and have me wake up.


>if so, who would you trust to do it?

a highly trained doctor at a very rich hospital that I could sue the shit out of.

>how would s/he do it?

knock me out and drug me to point where it surgically fell off like a piece of dead skin after it's been dry for a while.

>how would you bear the pain?

I'd be knocked out so I wouldn't feel it. The only thing is that it would be weird being around women though. It's like yo she look nice then you remember you ain't got shit but yo mind and hope.Don't tell nobody until it's done so you can bust it out at parties like it's a souvenir from a forgotten war.

No empathy for white misery (c) BDot

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82. "no."
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because it's permanent. basically, i wouldn't do any permanent alterations to my baby.batter.blaster. that's just stupid. too many women that prefer too many styles.

you got your...
...viva la hook contingency
...chicks that love the knock the bottom out feeling
...and, of course, the girthkins
(ime probably forgetting a few)

not to mention, the combinations of the above 3 factors. like, chicks that like a big ass appletop glans, those that prefer it uncut.

what if this growth spurt fucked w/the natural grower.shower dynamic? what if it screwed up the refractory period?

personally, i think my dick does all it needs to do.

if i was so inclined to beat up the random guts of various street.urchins, i would prefer cock attachments, or, like a liquid substance i could drink to give my dick the desirable properties of my smash partner. that'd be a good idea.
-- acute angle status for the broads that have the hard to reach places.
-- knock an inch or two off for she who must be plundered in the sphincty.
-- take some of that width off for increased speed and dexterity during angular/ circular stroking.

you know, sensible shit.

  

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124. "you've put some thought into this bra..."
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*overwhelmed*


...
i'm proud of you
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84. "Women, would you cut your man's dick to make it bigger/fatter?"
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Now we'll really see whether or not they think size matters

  

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92. "Now *that* is a better question"
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86. "i wouldn't even do that to my other head for a smarter brain"
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"But different than you may remember, and albeit you may have beaten myths, legends, giants, and other great men, you NEVER, NEVER beat a warrior. AND, CERTAINLY, NOT THE ULTIMATE ONE!"

  

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87. "I would, I've always wanted an even 12 inches *no homo*"
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*************************************
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88. "i think this was a great post, if i do say so myself"
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i can't stop giggling.

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89. "RE: a penis question (for men)"
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no no and no..... i'm blessed already

  

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90. "man, plz. i'd chop my jount off abt 8, 9 times."
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come back in a year w/ the foot long+

throw over the shoulder jount


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94. "Nah, because if everybody could do it"
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then women would probably look at other features, since they know if a guy they like for something else is small they could just get him to cut himself.

  

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95. "i am laughing my ass off at this post."
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*chuckles*

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101. ">>>>ARCHIVE!!!!<<<<"
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~~~~~~~~~~~
<---some advice

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103. "DTS!!!"
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115. "Pussy cracked corn...and i don't care"
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104. "for an extra inch? fuckouttahere!!"
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and any cat that says he would
is in for a surprise, 'cause
you will still bust quick
if you have no control.

NOW...chopping my dick off
would give me UNLIMITED
MIND CONTROL over it, then
yeah, i'd do it...

but for another measley inch?

man, heyall nawl!!

  

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105. "damn u hit a nerve here lol"
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106. "please... i dont need 11 inches...."
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

  

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116. "you need 12"
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actually

remember novemthree's courage...

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facebook me :0)

  

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108. "what if it came back light skinneded? (or for the ofay players, in"
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a darker, contrasting hue).

that would be kinda fucked up.

or, what if it was like trees. like you could tell how many times a cat had jank surgery by counting the rings.

you *know* chickens would be sonning dudes behind they back, gossipin an shit:

ch1 - "gurrrrrllll... you lookin mighty refreshed this morning. jerome must be workin it out"

ch2 - "pssshhh. yeah. he filling it up. but don't trip. that ni&&a got about 5 stripes".

that's all kinda fucked up.

and dudes would be denying it, trying to use some ebony fashion fair skin bleaching cream on they jimmy johnson to hide the telltale ring around the dick.

for porn stars it would be the equivalent of steroids.

cats would be cold busted, front page of Yahoo status, like, "Adult Film Star Jack Hammer Insists That His Genital Stripes Are The Result of a Rare Skin Condition Called Dickiligo".

they would come up with makeup that stayed on, despite constant friction and prolonged immersion in pussy juice.

lil' kim would buy stake in the company and market that rugged makeup back to females.

what if the angle of the stroke had something to do with thickness?

like, if you cut toward the body, it would be thicker. away would be thinner.

some cats would alternate the slices and create a designer dick, ribbed for her pleasure. what's fucking with that? or should i say, whom?

the possibilities are endless. this a sick ass post. fuk wrong wit chu?







peace & blessings,

x.

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117. "^^^straight comedy right here"
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118. "Only you could make this funny"
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120. "*pats back*"
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there you go


your humor is returning
don't you feel better

no one is gonna cut you
don't you worry Olu
it'll be all right
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125. "you're damn right nobody's going to cut me!"
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*curls up in bed with cast iron jockstrap*

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121. "lol"
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109. "*joins in laughter--proposes a toast to Lorena*"
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ok j/k : )



"sorry if i don't find transexual chipmunks sexy sue me" --okphomo-southphillyman~ "The sexy diesel afro-mouse returns" --okp kayru99

  

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110. "lol. no you ain't, you evil, dick-threatening harpie! this post is hilar..."
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the first time through, i didn't realize it until i'd gotten down to about reply #50, but i was clutching the hardware.

there is a very visceral and subconscious male reaction to dick threats that just cannot be ignored.

peace & blessings,

x.

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111. "I LOVE the PENIS!!!"
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come own now!

*wicked cackling*


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119. "same here"
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but the reaction to even the suggestion is like...

they all stopped reading at 'chop'
probably all vomited also
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112. "POST OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN' NIGHT!!! n/m"
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129. "ah memories"
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*giggles*
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113. "please please please stop doing blow"
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122. "THE DOCTOR IS IN|PSYCHIATRIC HELP $5"
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ya'll really are killing me in here

the reaction...oh dear

mkay i'm opening a clinic

talk to me fellas...
it'll be okay...
it was only a scenario...
no one will be chopping anything...
we promise...


*coaxes okp male down from tree*
come on dude come down...
*sets down 'big booty hoes' mag at foot of tree*
...


*peeps under bush*
come out, man, come out
there will be no cutting of any kind
we promise
...

*knocks on closet door*
open the door dude...please?
*puts xbox player right outside door*
come one... you can do it
~~~~~~~~~~~
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131. "lmao. *climbs slowly down tree*. *sniffs magazine*. *looks around*."
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peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

  

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132. "did somebody say xbox?"
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FREE CHAI VANG!

Certified Grade A Coon - Inspector Abrock33

http://rjcc.stumbleupon.com - what I'm looking at

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123. "in a year you could have an additional 6 inches."
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136. "there would be psychotic 18yr olds w/ 34" appendages, yo."
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peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

  

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128. "Do orgasms feel better with a bigger penis?"
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No, you say?

Then what the fuck do I care?

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133. "*Dr. Curt Conners in this post*"
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sheeeeit

  

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134. "HA!"
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"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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135. "Say you did that think you were right"
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and you sure weren't.

Oh well.

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"When we realize that it makes very little sense to
babble on in superlatives, we'll just play the music.
Then they'll understand"

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LadyA
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139. "Good question to ask when drunk. or on the first date. lol"
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i jest.

WE DID IT

Keep It Moving

Would you advise your son/daughter to do what you just posted?

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Polyphemus
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140. "I'd Keep my jr.johnson thank you very much"
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No sharp objects are going near my cock.

  

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lfresh
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141. "okay now can we archive?"
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*cheese*
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<---some advice

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?~Mark Twain

  

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Esco
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142. "DTS!"
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