| Subject |
Author |
Message Date |
ID |
 *flashes erybody then runs* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 1
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 *follows tittyjawn* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 2
|
 LOL |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 3
|
 lol |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 6
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| *grabs tittie amidst mayhem* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 114
|
| *REPORTS DJ RUE to TAA, Titties Association of America* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 134
|
| *shakes fist at Jose* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 157
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| OMG I just realized that his name is djue---i really thght it was |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 159
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| ur not the only one |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 204
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| *falls off chair* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 251
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| *cries* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 267
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| I spelled it how I thght it was sounded out. |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 334
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| i've always thought the same thing... |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 335
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| lol! |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 4
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| *tells soulgy to watch out* WATCH OUT!!! |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 14
|
| lol |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 161
|
| *stands around holding hand gernade* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 5
|
| *steals likka* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 7
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| *steals likka from jolena* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 52
|
| *RUNS AROUND BAR W/ MANGOES IN HIS HANDS* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 8
|
| LMMAO |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 9
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| *trips jose* a. mess. |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 10
|
| RIPS MIC_SPECIALIST'S MIC TATTOO FROM HIS ARM |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 16
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| *broadcasts an internet radio show in the bar* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 26
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| *NAMES HIS KID SPIC_SPECIALIST BUT DOESNT HAVE A KID * |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 36
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| *conceives child with Flavariety's spelling teacher* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 176
|
| *SPEAKS TO JAZZMEAN'S TAILOR, ASKS FOR EDUCATIONAL CERTIFICATES* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 200
|
| *Sits in corner, grinning* (c) The Color Purple |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 11
|
| LOL! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 35
|
| *slides off pole...jumps off stage and runs to dressing room* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 12
|
| *grabs cherries & whip cream & runs behind ya backstage* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 |
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| LMBAO! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 56
|
| lol |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 61
|
| *punches random ppl in the face* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 13
|
| *watches sugababy randomly punch fwmj in the face 24 times in a row* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 19
|
| *accidently mistakens fwmj for PI* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 32
|
| *seizes moment to cop a feel on fwmj's booty* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 43
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| *mistakens fwmj's booty for deluge's* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 48
|
| *SEES FURIOUS FREDDY LICKING HIS LIPS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 64
|
| OH SHYT! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 89
|
| *bangs u upside the head with a can of JuMex* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 20
|
| *licks corona off the floor* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 29
|
| *pulls up a chair and enjoys the show* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 51
|
| *collectively and silmultaneously kick u in the huevos* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 58
|
| *falls to the ground and cries* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 83
|
| *downloads the fight, and yousends it* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 88
|
| *can no longer do things like click a mouse, after the accident* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 94
|
| *adjustin glasses**pulls out wedgie**drops/gets eagle on* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 15
|
| *HITS OTIS OVER THE HEAD W/ A MINIATURE ELEVATOR* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 24
|
| LMMAO |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 53
|
| ha ha ha...u tryna take Otis to da penthouse...u in mah Lobby now bwoy |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 63
|
| *HITS OTIS OVER THE HEAD W/ HIS OWN NOTEPAD* |
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Sep 18th 2005 | 67
|
| u need a picture id bwoy...stand on da line dere...waitaminute |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 80
|
| *BUYS OTIS A CLIPPER FOR HIS NOSE HAIRS* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 136
|
| *KICKS ASS HAIRS OFFA JOSE'S ASS* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 248
|
| *CALLS FEMA TO COME CLEAN UP OTIS* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 264
|
| bwoy u just auforized a FEMA check yo butt cant cash! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 269
|
| *snatches some bitch earringz ouwt* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 17
|
| *slaps you* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 27
|
| *whips out the cutlass* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 34
|
| *accidently perms your hair* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 30
|
| *accidentally scalps you* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 38
|
| damn..*uppercut* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 42
|
| *pulls out laptop starts posting about fight* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 18
|
| LoL |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 25
|
| LOL!!!! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 31
|
| *walks in with a bottle of grey goose* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 21
|
| OH SHIT SON, IT'S GOOSE |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 28
|
| OH SHIT SON, *watches che grand devour 5 people* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 37
|
| *takes pictures from a safe distance* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 22
|
| YO!!! THE PERSON WITH THE CAMERA |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 47
|
| *rips out your tape*---"we said NO pictures of the ladies" |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 70
|
| *Vietnamese guy steals your camera, jumps on a bike and drives away* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 177
|
| *turns the lights off* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 23
|
| woah woah woah, who turned the lights off? |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 40
|
| *Plays "Whoop Dat Trick"* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 33
|
| *grabs Henn n ducks behind bar* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 39
|
| *titty pops out in fight* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 |
|
| *jumps for the titty* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 44
|
| *simply stands in the middle with arms folded* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 41
|
| *steals your knagol* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 45
|
| That doesn't happen |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 50
|
| SON!!! it just did |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 57
|
| *BEATS KANGOL OVER THE HEAD W/ A 1993 SOURCE MAGAZINE* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 49
|
| LMAO!!! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 54
|
| LMAO! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 59
|
| I hope it was issue #50, the one with Bam, Herc, & Flash on the cover |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 71
|
| Gotta stay and watch |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 62
|
| *{wanders aimlessly about, miraculously missing flying elbows}* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 46
|
| *takes $$$ from the bar, stuff's in her bra* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 55
|
| *watches al sharp talk to some underage girl at the bar* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 60
|
| *roundhouse kick hits a bottle flying in mid airand redirects it... |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 65
|
| AS IF!!!!! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 68
|
| *stops fighting, watches from sideline* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 66
|
| *trips you up* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 73
|
| biotch * uppercut* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 78
|
| *pr dan tries to hit on phillyjawn* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 74
|
| LMAO!!! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 77
|
| LOL |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 79
|
| *calls dunnt* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 69
|
| *SOMEHOW AMIDST THE FIGHT, FINDS THE REMOTE CONTROL |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 72
|
| LMAO!!! |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 75
|
| *jumps back upon stage ---slides ass crack down pole* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 76
|
| *uses 3030's money to pay for lapdance* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 82
|
| *begins dance--looks at bill and stops* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 85
|
| *pulls out $100 dollabill* i wasn't finished picking out yo afro! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 95
|
| damn *grabs money from swinger while he aint lookin* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 96
|
| Hey! you smudged my Puma! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 111
|
| *says "aww shyt they finnna fight"...runs out of room* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 |
|
| *birdcall* *pushes you* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 116
|
| *hootie whooooo* if u smellllllllll what ju_BOOM is cookin! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 127
|
| *LANDS THE FIRST PUNCH* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 138
|
| *alternates betweeen grind sessions with patrons* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 112
|
| *RUNS CREDIT CARD DOWN ZORA'S CLEAVAGE* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 142
|
| OH SHIT SON!!!!!! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 144
|
| *IT WENT THRU SON! HIGH-FIVE'S MIC_SPECIALIST FOR REDEMPTION* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 146
|
| *Zora asks to see Jose's ID* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 166
|
| XXX....Credit Declined *runs Amex Black card thru ass* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 203
|
| you must mean ass cleavage! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 172
|
| *SHOWS RECEIPT TO ZORA, DISPROVES HER THEORY* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 175
|
| *DEAD* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 178
|
| YAL are CRAZY!!!....lol.... n.m |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 181
|
| *runs to bathroom..has gas* |
|
Sep 18th 2005 | 81
|
| *watches people drop one by one* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 84
|
| LOL |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 86
|
| *covers bathroom door with yellow tape* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 87
|
| LMAO |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 91
|
| *kicks open bleach bottle to run under door* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 130
|
| *TIGER CRANE* BRING IT ON BITCHES! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 90
|
| *watches tim have people being prepared to be stomped in the ground* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 92
|
| *Throws lawn dart at your balancing knee* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 93
|
| *throws dart back and slaps the shit outta you* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 129
|
| *jumps back in royal rumble* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 97
|
| *stays away from phillyjawn, she didnt wash her hands* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 103
|
| healthcare professionals always wash their hands |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 117
|
| *pulls off philljawns luchador mask* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 122
|
| lmao...*hits u with old ass arepas* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 128
|
| *unties phillyjawns horse, now she has no way to get home* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 147
|
| *jumps behind the bar in an attempt to save the alcohol* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 98
|
| *too late. they already took it* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 102
|
| *falls to knees screaming WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 105
|
| DONT WORRY, GANGSTA MITTENS, I FOUND HIM! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 108
|
| *JOSE FINDS THE MAN THAT DID IT* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 106
|
| *watches rawla drive off in dodge charger* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 109
|
| *jumps in the water to beat his ass* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 110
|
| OH SHIT SON!!! *he aint takin the heiny's* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 118
|
| *fights for platinum status* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 99
|
| *steals ur platinum plaque* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 101
|
| *dives into jawn for a full tackle* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 107
|
| *flashes you with left boob, steals chain back* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 113
|
| *titty images burned in retna* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 120
|
| *retina* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 123
|
| *steals chain back, knew you would fall for it* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 125
|
| *hits over head wit pot poast* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 135
|
| *does robot like cat on chappelle show* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 100
|
| *DEAD* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 119
|
| !!!!!!!!! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 121
|
| *tanya morgan comes in, sells 20 cd's among the crowd* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 104
|
| *uses the buddhist palm on the whole room* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 115
|
| *beats your buddhist ass across the whole bar* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 124
|
| *gives you a cockpunch* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 126
|
| *misses me and hits furious freddy* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 132
|
| *slide tackles you true crime style* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 148
|
| *runs up a wall ala neo and does a backflip* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 150
|
| *runs cuz I dont wanna get my ass kicked by a girl* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 153
|
| *whips out cell, calls the Police (MODS)* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 131
|
| STOP SNITCHING |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 133
|
| *hits n stomps u 15 times* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 137
|
| *makes way to 4th floor* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 140
|
| *grabs the alias Mike Myers, takes to him with plyers* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 139
|
| LMAO!!! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 143
|
| *hits doug funnie just for rocking glasses* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 141
|
| *watches people from the lesson hate on this fight* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 145
|
| *BODY SLAMS MIC* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 149
|
| *THROWS A MONOPOLY GAME PIECE AT ROB'S KIDNEY* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 151
|
| *THROWS A BASEBALL IN THE AIR* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 158
|
| *crushes you with my wallet* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 152
|
| *UNTIES YOUR CAMEL OUT BACK* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 156
|
| rob thats no way to talk about your girl friend |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 162
|
| It fits, cuz I gave the bitch two humps |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 167
|
| OH SHIT, son, rob gonna kill you |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 169
|
| *throws sharpened DVD of Godfather 2 at Frank* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 170
|
| *smokes* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 154
|
| *bums a smoke...steals liqour(s)* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 155
|
| *watches you whine about the poor officiating in the bar fight* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 179
|
| *sweet talking sugababy while punching a dude at the same time* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 160
|
| sugababy invented the jab |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 163
|
| LOL |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 164
|
| *slides Doug Funnie down bar, patrons lift drinks as he passes* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 165
|
| *watches longo try to explain to flaverity what a bar is* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 168
|
| *makes her leave, points her toward the arcade, gives her $5 for DDR* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 173
|
| *pirouettes into a split and calls my boys* JETS!!!!!!!!! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 171
|
| *reminds all of dunnt that I played a Shark named Luis* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 174
|
| *stabs Jose3030 with a homemade shiv prision style* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 180
|
| *walks away like nothing happened* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 182
|
| *pricks Shinobi with needle infected with deadly disease* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 183
|
| *rjcc hides it in a zip. file* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 184
|
| *COUGHS UP A BASEBALL FROM CHILDHOOD INCIDENT* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 186
|
| LMAO, and there you go |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 187
|
| * DDT's somebody off the bar * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 185
|
| *TURNS ON SOME MERENGUE ON THE OLD RADIO SHACK SPEAKERS* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 188
|
| lol!!!!!! |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 189
|
| *TURNS THE TREBLE UP TO 10* HAHA, Y'ALL ABOUT TO DIE. |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 194
|
| * TURNS BASS UP, IT STILL SOUNDS TINNY * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 196
|
| *PICKS UP SPEAKER AND PLACES IT ON THE FLOOR SLOWLY, SPEAKERS BLOW* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 197
|
| *walks around with lighter lookin for jheri curls* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 190
|
| *PRESSES G8 ON THE JUKEBOX* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 191
|
| * slings WALKING WITH A PANTHER cd case at somebody * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 192
|
| *AFENI SHAKUR DEMANDS 15% ROYALTIES ON THROWING OF CD'S* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 198
|
| * THROWS ABOVE THE RIM CD AT AFENI * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 199
|
| *summons 50 ninja and attacks bar* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 193
|
| *the ninjas stop to talk about draperies with burb* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 195
|
| **walks into the bar with a guitar case El Mariachi style** |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 201
|
| *grows shitstache back* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 202
|
| *wakes up, walks off the stairs in boxers* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 205
|
| *realizes the fight wasnt at a bar but at his crib* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 206
|
| * sees 10 januses spread out over living room... takes tylenol* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 207
|
| *makes cancan breakfast* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 208
|
| *kicks passed out ppl while going to bring can her breakfast in bed* |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 209
|
| * finds rawla tryna sneak into bedroom * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 210
|
| * bicycle kicks rawla in the mouth.. * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 211
|
| * shao kahn voice outta the blue: FINISH HIM * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 212
|
| * says no homo proceeds to bedroom * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 213
|
| * finds himself walking into wrong bedroom * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 214
|
| * sees sugababy on bed waiting for rawla * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 215
|
| * walks out says 'my bad' to rawla * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 216
|
| * makes mental note: burn those sheets * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 217
|
| * brings cancan her breakfast * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 218
|
| * censored * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 219
|
| * still censored * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 220
|
| * yet still censored * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 221
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| * adjusts camera * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 222
|
| * censored again * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 223
|
| * more censorsing * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 224
|
| * even more censorsing * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 225
|
| * and yet more censorsing * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 226
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| * and guess what... more censorsing * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 227
|
| * 10 * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 228
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| * 9 * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 229
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| * 8 * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 230
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| * 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 231
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| * hears noises in closet * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 232
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| * looks at closet * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 233
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| * walks up to the closet * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 234
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| * is close up to the closet * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 235
|
| * is now at the closet * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 236
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| * opens the closet * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 237
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| * finds r.kelly and flavariety in closet * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 238
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| * vomits * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 239
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| * punches r kelly in the grill while wearing phillyjawns sterile gloves ... |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 240
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| * has them leave with janus * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 241
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| * notices theres still 10 januses * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 242
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| * sees antoine walker walk by with 28 days later zombies * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 243
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| * swears to never drink again * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 244
|
| * helps cancan get ready for work * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 245
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| * gives goodbye kiss, goes back to sleep * |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 246
|
| * DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddddddddddddddddddd * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 258
|
| ^ mistakens sugababy for sugastix |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 263
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| *watches rawla's confidence break* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 265
|
| dont do it |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 297
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| *stumbles in after fight is over* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 247
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| shit, I missed everything! ugh |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 249
|
| *wakes up again.. wonders how ppl just walk in crib sitcom style* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 250
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| *harvests wallets and loose change from the fallen* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 252
|
| lol @ harvests |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 255
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| *does flying jump kick over table to back of your head* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 253
|
| LMAO this post is too big...i'm at work i have to fight later lol |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 254
|
| *tells deluge that the star wars cantina is not his home* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 256
|
| *jams with blue elephant til cancan comes home* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 257
|
| *can can arrives in yoda attire* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 259
|
| *Drop Kicks Mic on some Kill Bill Shit* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 260
|
| *gets sucked into stayls ass* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 262
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| *DEAD* |
|
Sep 22nd 2005 | 352
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| *shows up to chew bubble gum and kick ass * |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 261
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| **Sits patiently at bar tapping guitar case, wishing a muthf#cka would** |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 266
|
| ill trade you a beer for that guitar case |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 268
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| The bartender is unconcious, I can get my own beer, thanks. |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 272
|
| ill trade you sugababy for your guitar case |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 275
|
| Sugababy? Or a Sugerbaby? |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 276
|
| the inventor son |
|
Sep 19th 2005 | 282
|
| She invented my guitar case. |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 283
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| **turns into a vampire, and starts biting folks** |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 270
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| *Shakes sleeves and pulls out 45s loaded with silver hollow points* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 273
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| *manages to continue pouring drinks from behind the bar* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 271
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| *bursts in busting caps in the ceiling* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 274
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| JOSE SCREAMS : SON, CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??? |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 277
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| **shoots the mangoes out of your hands** |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 279
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| OH MY GOD HE KILLED THE FUCKIN MANGOES MAN!!! |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 289
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| You step foot in this bar, you got something to lose. |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 296
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| pours beer in hand |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 278
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| WHAT THE FUCK i DO TO YOU? |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 281
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| ... hi. |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 280
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| archive |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 284
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| WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST HIT A BONG, MAAAAN?! |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 285
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| WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST HIT A GONG, MAAAAN?! |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 295
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| RE: WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST WATCH KING KONG, MAN? |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 307
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| *draws white outlines of the dead bodies, po po style* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 286
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| *Throws Flash Bangs & CS Grenades into the Room* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 287
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| *breaks the news to M2 that imaginary weapons cant hurt people* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 310
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| *walks in. nods head. looks for some corn chips* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 288
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| "ROLLING STONES! STREET FIGHTIN MAN! G-SEVEEEEEEN!!!!" |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 290
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| *steals wallets while everyone is busying fighting* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 291
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| *cues girl fight and busts out camera so he can produce a dvd* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 292
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| *uses camera phone to take black mail pictures* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 293
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| *says fuck it and armbars the first person he sees* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 294
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| *looks at all these ppl in his house* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 298
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| *flips you a coin, & apologizes for the mess Han Solo style** |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 300
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| *smash a tequila bottle upside someone's head* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 299
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| That was a full bottle! |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 303
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| *plans press conference announcing indepth investigation into |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 301
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| I was NOT looting alcohol. I was LOOKING for something to drink. |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 302
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| *creates makeshift prison to house Slimkidrob and his band |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 304
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| **laughs at "Slimkidrod" for catching the rap** |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 305
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| *edits*BACK IN THE CLINK, JUNGLE MONKEY! |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 306
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| *kicks you in the shin and runs** |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 324
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| *slowly tip toes out of bar* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 308
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| *issues your warrant for your arrest and offers $10k reward* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 311
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| OH NOOOOOO(c)t morgan *FUGITIVE* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 315
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| *sniffing*-Tommy Lee |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 318
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| *stops playing in mariachi band* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 309
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| *watchs al sharp steal all of swingers weed* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 312
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| *points off in distance* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 314
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| LMAO *sharp is down for the count* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 317
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| LOOK AT MY THUMB! *POW* Gee you're dumb! |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 331
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| *opens guitar case, dives in, and pulls out...* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 325
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| *sits across the street from the bar watchin the fight... eating popcorn... |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 313
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| *somehow finds time to buy you a drink* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 316
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| *says thank you, and shares drink with you* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 319
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| Why thank you. |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 320
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| you're welcome... |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 321
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| *shanks doug funnel as he reaches for Ace Bailey's funnt stack* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 322
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| *starts crying* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 323
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| *steals your lunch money* |
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Sep 19th 2005 | 326
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| *steals your guitar case* |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 327
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| *starts crying* |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 328
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| hilarious...Deluge - you rock. |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 329
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| who dat in the dryer? |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 330
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| son, its payton |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 332
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| *lurks in fight* *walks through un-noticed* |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 333
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| *suckerpunches you* |
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Sep 20th 2005 | 336
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| *opens double swinging doors* |
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Sep 21st 2005 | 337
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| *assesses damage* *punches #'s in calculator* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 338
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| *assesses damage* *punches YOU**takes back guitar case* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 339
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| *blows your car up* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 342
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| Wasn't my car anyway, I stole it from RawLa. |
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Sep 22nd 2005 |
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| your insurance agent said umm, they cancelled your policy |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 340
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| should of got that insurance GEICO for your MONAY MONAY MONAY |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 341
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| *walks through bar chanting... |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 343
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| *ushers you out slowly* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 344
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| *sneaks an elbow to your jaw* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 345
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| *trips you* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 346
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| PEOPLE IT'S BEEN 4 DAYS ALREADY!!!!!! |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 347
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| *punches you* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 348
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| *ducks* *gasp* why you little... |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 351
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| *busts in the next room to get Preach* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 349
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| * Windmills furiously * |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 350
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| *pours rum on bar, sets fire* |
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Sep 22nd 2005 | 353
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| STOP FIGHTING!!! STOP FIGHTING!!! |
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