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Author |
Message Date |
ID |
 *wears socks with sandals* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 1
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 I do this. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 557
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| *wears khaki shorts with hoodie on* |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| *moves up latter with no degree* n/m |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
|
 zing!!!!!!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| how can you move up the ladder if you cant spell it? |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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 *dead* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 66
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| *always makes sure spelling is correct before posting* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 165
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| *dosn't hav to spel corecktly b/c I have a sec'y that does that for me* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 244
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| AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......lol |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 385
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| Whooo. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 2
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| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuckin-A, mayne!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 528
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| *is disproportionately amazed at how thick black ppls hair is* |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| shops at old navy and rushes home to watch friends |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 3
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| Woah, Woah, Woah |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 586
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| *still complains about OJ* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 4
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| *takes a shower with only the bar of soap, no washcloth* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 5
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| *dosnt wash hands after using the bathroom* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 535
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| *lets my children act a damn fool in public* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 6
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| i have to beg to differ |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 392
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| you're fucking TRIPPING. nm |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 574
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| ya'll are starting to offend me. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 7
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| lol...*flips hair* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 246
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| *loves boston* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 8
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| Hell yeah |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 69
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 297
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| hell, put the WHOLE damn new england area in this re: |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 527
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| *wears extra smedium shirt* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 9
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| *Appropriates someone else's culture* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 10
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| *locks my car doors when carful of negroes is next to me at stoplight* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 11
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| lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 34
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| hahaha |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 140
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| "Shhh! Be quiet! I'm trying to watch a movie!" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 12
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| *votes republican* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 13
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| *posts on defjunkies.com* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 14
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| *argues that grateful dead is the best band ever* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 15
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| *wears same pair of jeans for 5 days straight* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 16
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| i do that!! damnit! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 25
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| Do this. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 560
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| *takes something cool, makes it corny in 5 seconds* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 17
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| LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| *falls while being chased by killer* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 18
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| *is alive at the end of a horror movie* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 26
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| lmwao |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 76
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| *gets tat of barbed wire around bicep* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 19
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| Or gets a tribal tat and doesnt know the meaning |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 547
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| *enslaves a race of ppl that aren't white* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 20
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| RE: did you come up with that all on your own? *clap clap* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 512
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| *has token black friend for argument's sake* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 21
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| *puts proper coversheet on TPS report* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 22
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| good one |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 229
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| take there dog to the dog park |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 23
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| RE: take there dog to the dog park |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 488
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| *hangs with Janus* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 24
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| *makes the wa-wa-wa-wa-wa noise from Pacman* GAME OVER |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 32
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| oh shit. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 83
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| *watches this thread, wanting to post... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 27
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| *goes to 4 kegger and "hooks up"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 28
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| *listens to sage francis* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 29
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| hehe. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 87
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| *doesn't understand the appeal of big butts* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 30
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| *gets home loan with no problems due to shiny clean credit* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 31
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| *swears i have a ghetto booty* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 33
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| LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 51
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| or wears pants that say "juicy" on the back |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 548
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| link? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 554
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| *wears flip flops in the rain* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 35
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| LMAOOO |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 52
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| *wears flip flops 363 days outta the year* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 71
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| *Lies about how I really feel about sumin* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 36
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| *fucks an apple pie* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 37
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| *Dreams of Gonzaga-Princeton NCAA final* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 38
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| Gonzaga is OUT, and Vermont is IN! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 42
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| hmm, there's clearly no people in this post- |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 39
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| whutchu doin still up hehe |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 50
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| i have no good reason |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 67
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| sickie's rule |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 82
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| 9:30 |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 138
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| shyte. u gonna sleep or no? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 147
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| whaaat? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 193
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| south-eastern suburbs |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 199
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| *jews you* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 40
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| *looks at BET, shakes head* - wait, we all do that. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 41
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| *makes cucumber sandwich* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 43
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| *listens to rap, emulates it in his affluent suburban community* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 44
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| *catches pneumonia from wearing a tank top when its 60 degrees* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 45
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| *looks at "her KNOCKERS"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 46
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| *also looks at her RACK* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 57
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| great TITS, huh guys? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 64
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| Look at the CANS on that woman! Boy howdy! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 73
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| i like using the term "Jamellis" myself |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 89
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| My dad says "BAZONGAS" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 99
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| how bout JUGS...or BAZOOKAS! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 111
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| or HEADLIGHTS. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 345
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| *stays at work after 5, actually working* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 47
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| *says "hey girlfriend, can i touch your dreadlocks??"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 48
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| lol @ hey girlfriend |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 91
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| *wonders about how to sing along to Mos Def's "Mr. N---a"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 49
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| LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 58
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| awesome. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 98
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| *calls you by your last name* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 53
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| sheeeeit you mean calls you by your first name |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 584
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| *hails a cab outside the Five Spot at 2:15* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 54
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| Shall be doing that tonight. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 446
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| *says prick in reference to my penis* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 55
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| *goes to club that still plays C+C music factory* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 56
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| *does the running man unabashedly to said cuts* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 60
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| *does dance vaguely resembling the robot* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 68
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| My club has Jock Jams Vol. 1 in regular rotation. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 63
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| *returns from vacay darker than all the black employees* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 59
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| *with braids and beads.....saying,"I'm irie, mon"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| *uses words like vacay* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 448
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| *asks, "What's a nubian?"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 61
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| BLACK RAGE! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 75
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| *fires pistol into the air* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 104
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| This is classic! lol. oustanding! |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 610
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| *pretends to black friends to know what "nubian" means* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 119
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| *drinks outta ur soda bottle after just getting over mono" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 62
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| wtf? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 310
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| *has a Playboy subscription* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 65
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| *describes everything as "the bomb"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 70
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| *uses the phrase "getting jiggy with it"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| *books appointment at tanning salon* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 72
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| *paints face to be entertained by athletic niggers* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 74
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| *feels uncomfortable by the use of the N-word in a white post* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 145
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| *denies the existance of police brutality* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 77
|
| RE: *denies the existance of police brutality* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 276
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| RE: *denies the existance of police brutality* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 597
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| *rushes to catch the 5:02 to East Islip, knocking down people* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 78
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| jesus christ...i posted this shit like five minutes ago. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 79
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| *uses "fucker" liberally in speech* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 85
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| *and 'jesus christ'* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 88
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| like sharks, u all are lol |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 97
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| thats that anger manifesting. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 86
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| "Come Again??!" (in the Ms. Feinberg voice) |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 80
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| *compares ass to black girls ass and swear its the same size* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 81
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| *expects props from black ppl cause i listen to mos def* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 84
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| "You'll be happy to know, Sharonda, that I listen to THE ROOTS!" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 90
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| *says "dude it totally get it"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 95
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| *asks when young mc is dropping another album* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 92
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| *kills everyone in this post and eats them* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 93
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| *kills them, FUCKS them...then eats them* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 103
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| *lurks on OKP* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 94
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| *pushes through crowd to get to the front at a dead prez concert* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 96
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| *sings loudly "TO THE WINDOW TO THE WALL!!!"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 100
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| *learned what "skeet" meant from the Chappelle Show* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 105
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| *says 'skeet' all the time and STILL doesn't know what it means* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 114
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| My two white roommates asked me what skeet meant |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 157
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| guilty |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 136
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| *has dreads that smell like dead animals* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 101
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| *uses wax in dreads liberally* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 252
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| LOL |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 577
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| *does the cabbage patch wearing a no fear t shirt* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 102
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| fuckin-A!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 408
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| *makes wildly successful spinoff posts* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 106
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| our little exchange was too good to waste, man. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 109
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| i'm mad i didn't think of this first. foiled by al_sharp once again! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 128
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| I'LL GET YOU AL SHARP!!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 156
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| *never uses a washcloth* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 107
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| agreed... nm |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 561
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| yells out JESUS CHRIST!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 108
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| *says "Goddammit!" but never "Goddamn!"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 124
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| *reads an email about penis enlargement* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 110
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| *starts liking oversized fake tits and flat asses* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 112
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| *likes kweli's new video* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 113
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| but...... but..... nevermind |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 122
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| *curses slavery, says theyll never date a black person* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 115
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| *walks out bathroom stall and doesn't wash hands* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 116
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| *tries to give naija dap in the hallway* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 120
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| You beat me to it. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 130
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| Puts down blunt |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 117
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| *orders HEY YA ringtone from Jamster.com, never uses vibrate* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 118
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| what the fuck is vibrate? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 129
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| Hey Ya is wack. I prefer the Fifty Cent ringtone. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 132
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| *does the finger-pistols while makn gunshot noises with mouth* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 121
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| *participates at step show in tennessee* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 123
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| *takes nothing but 3 point shots on the basketball court* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 125
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| *shoots barely 40% and is called the next Chris Mullin* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 135
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| *has good "fundamentals"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 137
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| *a "student of the game"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 139
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| *perfects the two handed bounce pass* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 143
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| *sets timely back screen* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 144
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| LMAO |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 551
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| The ones on this board? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 126
|
| ha. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 184
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| *shows up to a show 4 hours early to get in front row* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 127
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| as opposed to black people... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 201
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| *has a female friend named Becky* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 131
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| *waits for 3 months outside theatre to see new starwars movie* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 133
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| *eats pussy* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 134
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| poast over. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 142
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| lol...word. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 187
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| *is gay* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 141
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| arooo??(c)scooby |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 148
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| You missed that post, I guess. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 150
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| *lies in bed bored, doesn't have sex with a freshly showered Karkar* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 146
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| Ba-dump-CHING! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 152
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| *experiences penis envy* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 149
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| *does the running-man* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 151
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| *misses post 60* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 155
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| *corrects posts i've missed* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 175
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| *Considers hacky sack and ultimate frizbee real sports* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 153
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| *goes to country club to play golf* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 158
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| *Goes Froffing* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 447
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| *feels like no one understands them* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 154
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| *is OUTRAGED by abby's post* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 161
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| there's always one mufucka who goes a lil too far.... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 162
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| Fucking debbie downers man. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 171
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| *never edits late so people don't understand the replies* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 185
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| people were ganging up on me. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 191
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| *Conforms, doesn't want to be seen as 'Not a team player'* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 216
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| how about *erects mammy statuettes in front yard* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 238
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| *sips on her light beer* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 159
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| *wears a cardigan* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 160
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| *wears a fanny pack, too* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 170
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| *Puts You All On TIMEOUT!* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 163
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| *keeps winning Best Actor award* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 164
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| *only loses due to sympathy-awards given to shunned minorites* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 166
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| *keeps winning Best Director award* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 169
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| *rolls a joint... with papers that have cannibus leaves on them* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 167
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| *Eats Peanut butter and banana sandwich* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 168
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| *tells racist jokes to his friends* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 172
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| *blasts "In The Club" by 50 Cent in car 2 years later* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 173
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| *calls anything over 4 years old "Old School"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 186
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| *Calls Kool-Aid its real flavor* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 174
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| *Buys everyone in this post a shot just for being here* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 176
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| i can't even count how many times i've seen you buy people shots. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 195
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| "I learned it from watching you!" Anti-Drug Commercial |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
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| lol...i still owe you about six or seven drinks. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 225
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| *Dates a hot asian chick* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 177
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| *then goes back to job as computer programmer* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 182
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| i have to beg to differ |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 389
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| *goes rollerblading then has a michelob ultra* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 178
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| *cheats taxes and doesn't get caught* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 179
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| *puts replies to posts in asterisks* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 180
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| *Correctly spells AND pronounces 'asterisk' |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 366
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| *One word 'Bro'* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 181
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| RE: do something white in this post. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 183
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| *goes out of way to see the content of Soulbrotha's post* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 192
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| *downloads legal ace of base mp3* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 188
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| *gives at least 20 dollars a month to ITunes, cuz "it's not that much"* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 196
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| *notifies bank when extra money is in account* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 189
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| LOL! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 219
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| stands still |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 190
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| *dusts nielsen rating box sitting atop the big screen in the den* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 194
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| *takes valtrex once a day for my outbreaks* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 197
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| *takes Claritin-D for my allergies* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 198
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| *buys clothes at a&f and american eagle...all the time* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 200
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| *likes the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 202
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| LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 237
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| WHY THANK YOU |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 273
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| wow. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 278
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| *DEAD* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 323
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| *cares about Terri Schaivo case* nm |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 203
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| I was going to post that |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 206
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| *get drunk screams Jumps off Tall object into something Hot* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 204
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| *screams "whooooooo!" and flashes you* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 210
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| *fails to understand iKilan's post* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 212
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| The white Boys around here |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 220
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| *dances extensively by swaying side-to-side to EVERY song* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 205
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| -i've never understood why we do that... ???? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 213
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| cos most of us can't dance for SHIT |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 221
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| you too? ;) *swears i can dance* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 227
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| Fuck you guys! *does a half-assed robot ironically* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 232
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| ooh. ironic dancing hehe. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 247
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| This shit went double plat in under an hour |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 207
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| WHY THE WHITE POAST GOTTA DO BETTER THAN THE OTHERS? |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 215
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| *wears shorts in 30 degree weather* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 208
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| *buys "jesus is my homeboy" t-shirt from hot topic* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 209
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| Please tell me you're white. Otherwise your insight is startling. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 218
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| Puerto Rican |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 222
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| *idenitifies with Family Matters* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 211
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| OWNED! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 214
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| hahaha |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 224
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| *steals black idea and calls in 'innovation'* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 217
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| *wears baggy parasucos* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 223
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| *buys $500 Phish tickets off ebay* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 226
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| lol...i once dropped $350 on a radiohead ticket. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 231
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| hahah i almost did that, too. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 243
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| that was the show too. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 279
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| *orders every girls gone wild dvd* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 228
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| *calls any women over a size 4 "fat" * |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 230
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| *dosen't eat the chicken wings after cooking a whole chicken* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 233
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| *walks TOWARD fracas asking 'what's going on over here?'* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 234
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| *walks dog on an actual leash & not a rope* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 235
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| *turns AC on full blast at first hint of spring* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 236
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| these MF's did that shit today! got my nips all hard... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 509
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| *gets jiggy with it (na na na na nanananana)* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 239
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| *denies existance of white privilege* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 240
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| *plays Bob Marley's - We're Jammin poorly on guitar & croons offkey* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 241
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| **votes for g.w.** |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 242
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| Damn ya'll bammas white as SHIT! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 245
|
| *cusses parents out* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 248
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| it's a wrap! lol |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 257
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| Will call child protective services on momma |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 562
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| *secretly feels cool about owning NWA album* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 249
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| *swears by sloppy ponytail, flip flops, tenis skirts, and dark shades* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 250
|
| thanks buddy |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 251
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| *buys car instead of leasing navigator* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 253
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| *doesn't feel guilt because family immigrated in 1900s* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 254
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| *gets drunk & rides NJ transit hollering WHOOOO!!!!* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 255
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| *sneaks alcohol on train* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 281
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| *owns house* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 256
|
| *actually sends rsvp's to events* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 258
|
| giiiirrrlll u aint neva lied!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 262
|
| *tries to walk his cat* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 259
|
| *and dresses the dog* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 271
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| RE: lol!!!! |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 515
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| *puts washcloths in the towel cabinet* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 260
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| *works juju* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 261
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| *joins OKP for validation by a community that i can't be fully accepted ... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 263
|
| LOL |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 272
|
| *is on time* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 264
|
| *does a rap album with a black dude to maintain credibility* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 265
|
| LMAO |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 274
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| *shuffles around kicking dirt with hands in pockets whisling* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 284
|
| lol, i couldn't resist, yo. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 289
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| yabrownbastid. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 302
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| *thinks recording with a brown person gives him license to... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 363
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| lol...i'ma just shut up now. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 368
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| *Doesn't Jump* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 266
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| *walks out of the house in the morning with wet hair* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 267
|
| *sings Tom Jones* |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
|
| *doubles lurker post count listing things i do* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 268
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| *calls "shake n bake" fried chicke* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 269
|
| *Cooks the French Fries INSIDE the oven* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 270
|
| HA! |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 559
|
| *shoots classmates, cuz hes getting picked on..." |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 275
|
| *reminisces about his/her "black" phase... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 277
|
| Ouch! Lol |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 384
|
| *pays bills on time* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 280
|
| *rants about illegal immigration* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 282
|
| *inboxes SPM for tips on women* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 283
|
| Logs out for break... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 285
|
| flip-flops and washcloths rule this post. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 286
|
| *actually buys NOW cds* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 287
|
| "has five black friends that he lets sleep over" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 288
|
| "thinks black women are hot and exotic looking" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 290
|
| *still believes OJ is guilty* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 291
|
| listens to a black israelite on broad & market... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 292
|
| "puts on Doc Martens" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 293
|
| *rolls down windows and blasts biggie b/c I'm driving in Brooklyn* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 294
|
| lol...yesterday i bumped smif n wessun's 'dah shinin''... |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
|
| last time in brooklyn it was mos def instead of biggie |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
|
| "still listens to Will Smith albums" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 295
|
| *makes a post asking to do something white in it* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 296
|
| "still says I'm Rick James BItch" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 298
|
| *is astonished at how much blk ppl know about/obsess over them* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 299
|
| *buys ben sherman* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 300
|
| "plays Euchere all the time" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 301
|
| "always goes to the Oprah show" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 303
|
| *tells on all of you* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 304
|
| "always places Gonzaga in NCAA brackets" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 305
|
| "gets cornrow braids in Jamaica because it's different" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 307
|
| *bungee jumps* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 306
|
| *thinks phrenology is roots' best album, ever* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 308
|
| goes to store with no shirt, shoes, or socks |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 309
|
| *puts on cowboy boots and hat* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 311
|
| eats a baloney sandwich |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 312
|
| *says "fuckin A"* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 313
|
| *posts on www.castefootball.com* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 314
|
| *rapes a continent* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 315
|
| *subjugates or enslaves the indigenous people* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 318
|
| *burns their books. tells them they have no history*. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 321
|
| *apologizes for all of that* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 322
|
| *keeps the money, though* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 325
|
| *lauds others for poor work ethic* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 429
|
| *uses the word 'laud'* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 430
|
| *is made uncomfortable by poetx's posts* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 324
|
| *equates discomfort with post to slavery, racism, etc* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 328
|
| *sighs... then goes on vacation* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 387
|
| *to Jamaica* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 394
|
| *is reminded of Aunt Jemima by hotel staff attire* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 398
|
| *thinks to self... "this is the way life outta be"* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 399
|
| *says "YA MON" to natives* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 401
|
| *calls Jamaicans living inJamaica "natives"* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 540
|
| smells like wet dog |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 316
|
| *drinks Budwiser* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 317
|
| *hunts* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 319
|
| *downs shots of Jager* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 320
|
| *listens to smooth jazz* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 326
|
| Lives next to your favorite rapper......n/m |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 327
|
| Ha! |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 504
|
| Feels the urge to dance on top of a bar.....n/m |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 329
|
| Drinks Jagermeister...n/m |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 330
|
| *actually wears shorts made of cordouroy* (y'all gotta explain |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 331
|
| *rides through post on a golf cart* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 332
|
| "Thinks Boulder is the shit...huh Kate?" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 336
|
| "Owns a snowboard" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 333
|
| *i do actually own a snowboard* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 409
|
| *starts mosh pit* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 334
|
| *spends all day watching CNN instead of BET* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 335
|
| *drinks from beer bong* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 337
|
| see. we can learn from them. i was amazed and astounded |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 349
|
| "Enjoys Comedy Central Stand-Up" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 338
|
| call me white then |
|
Apr 07th 2005 | 609
|
| *plays hockey* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 339
|
| *rides bull* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 340
|
| *hates rap music... but thinks Eminem is cool* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 341
|
| "GOES NUTS WHEN POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME COMES ON IN A BAR" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 342
|
| this post is blowin up like the godfather! |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 343
|
| *This shit has diamond written all over it.....* |
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Apr 06th 2005 |
|
| *jerks off to "Black Dicks, White Chicks Vol. 24"* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 344
|
| *watches NASCAR* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 346
|
| *is angry that Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn was cancelled* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 347
|
| *Hums Creed songs* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 348
|
| *hahahahaha!!!!!!! I'm done!!!!* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 351
|
| *has good credit* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 350
|
| *gets friend to videotape him doing "Jackass" style stunt* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 352
|
| *gets severly injured doing "Jackass" style stunt* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 353
|
| *still laughs and screams "WOOOOOOO" after being injured* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 355
|
| *proudly displays cuts and scrapes for video camera* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 356
|
| *pyern* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 444
|
| LMFAO |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 564
|
| had friends of mine all drink milk till they thre up in a pool |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 359
|
| *smiles politely and looks nervous, clutching handbag* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 354
|
| *sleeps below Kurt Cobain poster* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 357
|
| *thinks Paris Hilton has great body* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 358
|
| *Dead* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 396
|
| *trades stock* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 360
|
| *wears tie-die outfit* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 361
|
| *tries to figure out what 'for shizzle my nizzle' means* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 362
|
| *loves Snoop-speak but secretly doesn't understand it* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 390
|
| *walks past jennifer lopez wearing tight jeans* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 364
|
| If a minority made this post, it would've gotten 1/4 the replies. |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 365
|
| RE: If a minority made this post, it would've gotten 1/4 the replies. |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 370
|
| *Lets TV Babysit Children* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 367
|
| RE: do something white in this post. |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 369
|
| *puts child on Ritalin* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 383
|
| RE: *puts child on Ritalin* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 413
|
| *gets everywhere early* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 371
|
| *thinks Colin Powell is well spoken* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 372
|
| *shows up at 4:59 when he tells you 5'ish* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 373
|
| *videotapes approaching tornado* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 374
|
| *washes hair daily* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 375
|
| *deadlifts like a bitch* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 376
|
| *goes into the basement in horror movie even when the light |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 377
|
| *lives in Wyoming* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 378
|
| *calls the police* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 379
|
| *kisses dog in the mouth* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 380
|
| *Thinks I am an affirmative action hire* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 381
|
| *thinks Wanye Brady is hilarious* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 382
|
| *says "nigger" but claims not to be racist cuz.... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 386
|
| *buys penis pump* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 388
|
| *prays child never marries a nigger* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 391
|
| *smells like a wet chicken and ALWAYS builds his fires too high* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 393
|
| *rides shotgun in a car with bare foot out the window* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 395
|
| *gets out of car and starts yelling at police, claims to pay cops salary... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 397
|
| *puts pictures of his dogs up at work, considers them "my kids"* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 400
|
| *goes to Cubs game* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 402
|
| *wears fitted cap with the raggediest brim you've ever seen* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 403
|
| hey buddy! I paid 40$ for this hat! |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 570
|
| *rules the world* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 404
|
| *gets paid offa alla that* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 405
|
| Thats fuckin funny............... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 421
|
| *thinks Drew Barrymore is hot* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 406
|
| c'mon now...she is pretty hot. |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 414
|
| Co Sign. Julia Roberts however... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 418
|
| man not freakin' even! |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 422
|
| *walks outside with no shoes on* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 407
|
| *attaches wallet to long ass chain* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 410
|
| *rides Harley* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 411
|
| *parcels out Civil Rights little by little* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 412
|
| *smokes weed out of a bong* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 415
|
| *names daughters heather and tiffany* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 416
|
| *or kirsten & courtney |
|
Apr 07th 2005 | 581
|
| *comes back from vacation, claims to be almost as dark as black coworker... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 417
|
| *joins country club* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 419
|
| *convinces niggers to get shots of patron* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 420
|
| *wonders what happened to that rapper who made the thong song* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 423
|
| *WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 443
|
| Since 'The White Man' alias has yet to make an appearance... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 424
|
| *Cries cause child married a darkie* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 425
|
| *Wonders how you braid darkie grandchild's hair* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 426
|
| *wonders how they get their hair to do that* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 |
|
| *will name first-born Madison* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 427
|
| RE: *will name first-born Madison* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 433
|
| *owns* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 428
|
| *drinks grape juice* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 431
|
| *wears dirty tennis shoes proudly* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 432
|
| gotta be new balances, w/ one of those dirty white caps that have |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 569
|
| *shops at L.L. Bean* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 434
|
| *rocks combover* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 435
|
| *forgives Martha Stewart completely* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 436
|
| *gives Robert Downey Jr. 256th second chance* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 437
|
| oh like ya'll gave up on ODB. |
|
Apr 06th 2005 |
|
| *thinks ODB is related to Coolio* |
|
Apr 07th 2005 | 595
|
| *Does the Dew* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 438
|
| *Has an Express Card* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 439
|
| *thinks mac and cheese comes from a box* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 440
|
| *waters lawn* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 441
|
| *goes through all the proper legal channels to petition an ARCHIVE* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 442
|
| Seen on COPS w/o shirt/shoes on... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 445
|
| *Never considers moving to Atlanta* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 449
|
| bring back your avy!! |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 456
|
| *smile* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 462
|
| THROWS UP 'THE SHOCKER'... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 450
|
| wow...black people know what the shocker is? |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 482
|
| *you fuckin right we do* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 492
|
| *gets tattoo of Tazmanian Devil* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 451
|
| *listens to linkin park* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 452
|
| *oppresses Black people* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 453
|
| Gets swisher house cd... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 454
|
| *puts mayonnaise on sandwich* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 455
|
| *does well on SAT* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 457
|
| *gets whiplash from headbanging* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 458
|
| *Purchases 70% of Hip-Hop* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 459
|
| *contemplates skipping work tomorrow to go to vail* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 460
|
| *fucks up the electric slide* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 461
|
| RE: *fucks up the electric slide* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 463
|
| cops brand new GAME THEORY album by the roots |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 464
|
| *Are The Roots BIGGEST fans......* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 466
|
| then scoffs at me 3 weeks later saying thought "aint gangsta enuf" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 472
|
| *hilarious* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 479
|
| *scoffs cause Jay-Z or 50 aren't on it* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 491
|
| *touches ?uest's afro* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 496
|
| ^ Yo, that's the Japanese |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 542
|
| *Is a pocket passer* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 465
|
| *is afraid to post in the black spinoff post* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 467
|
| has cookout, instead of BBQ... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 468
|
| *thinks he is street cuz he listens to Pac* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 469
|
| *doesn't die of aids* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 470
|
| stfu |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 471
|
| no |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 476
|
| *clutches purse* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 473
|
| *goes skydiving* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 474
|
| dammit... |
|
Apr 07th 2005 | 592
|
| *wonders if Black men really have larger penises* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 475
|
| *jogs alone in Central Park after nightfall* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 477
|
| *loves Woody Allen movies* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 478
|
| *dips chip, eats half, dips again* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 480
|
| ...double dippin bastids....n/m |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 483
|
| *eats steak rare* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 481
|
| *eats sushi* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 484
|
| Denies Elvis was a music , song, stealing fraud |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 485
|
| *wears Dockers* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 486
|
| *goes on Atkins DIET eventhough im 5'7 120 lbs* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 487
|
| *chews & spits tobacco* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 489
|
| *protest in public buck nekkid* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 499
|
| *clutches pearls* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 490
|
| *"disagrees w/'gay lifestyle'" but has gay friends* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 493
|
| *loves Blur's "Song 2" but only knows chorus* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 494
|
| ahahahahahahaha. |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 497
|
| *is a member of DUNNT* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 498
|
| *makes the 500th post* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 500
|
| what about phee and swinger? |
|
Apr 07th 2005 | 588
|
| *thinks I am savior for black people* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 501
|
| *enslaves minorities & conquer lands for expansion* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 502
|
| *calls you a cock sucker* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 503
|
| i knew it was easy to be white |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 505
|
| pass the mayonaise duddee |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 506
|
| *wonders why they stopped making fresca* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 507
|
| *plays DMX when black people walk into party* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 508
|
| *counts change in my Y T* ...oops |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 510
|
| *wears running shorts w/ waistband rolled 5 times* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 511
|
| *says nigger and gets suckerpucnhed in the jaw* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 513
|
| *alerts security* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 514
|
| RE: *alerts security* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 519
|
| *shaped like six o'clock* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 516
|
| *Blasts Marilyn Manson @ a party full of hoes* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 517
|
| *Says nigga* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 518
|
| *Rocks baggy sweatpants with no ass* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 520
|
| *Swears Eminem is the GOAT* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 521
|
| *Listens to Atmosphere* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 524
|
| *Has to use ruffies to get pussy* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 525
|
| *Jogs Thru the projects* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 522
|
| *Gets mad cause I can't say nigger* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 523
|
| *Gets a fade* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 526
|
| *pre-purchases movie tickets... |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 529
|
| *creates a popular sitcom about nothing* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 530
|
| *Listens to Jurassic 5" |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 531
|
| *goes camping* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 532
|
| *goes deer hunting* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 533
|
| *indignantly compares the potato famine to slavery* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 534
|
| *steals every popular form of music* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 536
|
| streaks through post |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 537
|
| ***sidebar*** |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 558
|
| *votes actors into public office* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 538
|
| *says "my nizzle"...* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 539
|
| *calls you the ______meister* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 541
|
| *Invents cockring* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 543
|
| *pay's bills on time* |
|
Apr 06th 2005 | 544
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| takes a shit in tree stump while camping |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 545
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| *jumps in his bitchin' camaro blastin metallica* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 546
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| *fucks up Chappelle's Show jokes* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 549
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| has boyfriend cover up her mess....... |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 550
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| debbie downer has entered the building. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 552
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| keeping it real sssson |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 587
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| keepin it real repetttttititive son |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 603
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| *thinks Elvis invented Rock 'N Roll* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 553
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| *washes kids in the kitchen sink* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 555
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| *buys a CD* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 556
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| *apologises after a black person does something wrong* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 563
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| walks into public restroom w/ no shoes on |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 565
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| *mispronounces most spanish words* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 566
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| *frames michael jackson* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 567
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| *changes channel when Rosewood comes on* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 568
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| "Oh . My . God Becky!!!" |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 571
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| *proclaims proudly* there have been 3 black people in my house. |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 572
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| *applies gel* |
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Apr 06th 2005 | 573
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| *Buys Okayplayer.com* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 575
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| holds up keg cup and FUCKIN' CHUGS DUDE! It's a RAGER! |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 576
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| still says "WHAAASSUUUUP!" (c)budweiser |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 578
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| *finger guns you w/ a wink* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 579
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| *Drives Pontiac* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 580
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| Calls every black artist a rapper |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 582
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| Has more abortions than black woman... |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 583
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| *collects welfare check* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 589
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| *overuses the word "like"* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 585
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| *Buys Hip Hop cds* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 590
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| **get's cussed out in public by his / her 3 year old** |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 591
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| *has sex w/blair underwood in a TV show* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 593
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| hangs deer... |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 594
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| i do n ot approve of your making sir |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 596
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| *never seasons food.....ever* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 598
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| RE: *never seasons food.....ever* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 612
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| *loves the Kennedy family* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 599
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| *gets paid offa alladat* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 600
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| *writes a book after doin' a bid and gets rich to this* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 601
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| *starts blackplanet.com* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 602
|
| *Celebrates Cinco De Mayo* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 604
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| *types an letter to comedy central because Chappele show is racist |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 605
|
| *flashes tittes* does bootylicious dip to pick up trucker hat* "WOOOO!"* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 606
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| *smells like cat* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 607
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| *benches 2x body weight and still works out with trainer* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 608
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| *does 2 lines before corporate job interview* |
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Apr 07th 2005 | 611
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| *pours mayonnaise on stuff* |
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Apr 08th 2005 | 613
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| watches stereotypcal black sitcom and laughs whenever |
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Apr 08th 2005 | 614
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| * calls my black male friend "bro" * |
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Apr 08th 2005 | 615
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| * wears stilletos and a mini skirt in the pouring rain* |
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Apr 08th 2005 | 616
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