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"wwmcd?"
Fri Mar-28-03 10:43 AM

what would muscular christian do?

thats a fantastic name

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Subject	Author	Message Date	ID
he'd benchpress Satan.	desus	Mar 28th 2003	1
RE: he'd benchpress Satan.	DuppyConqueroress	Mar 28th 2003	19
edit	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	35
spinoff: what would mariah carey do?	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	231
attach dwnld links to glitter .wmv files in her sig	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	232
make her nba jersey dress her avatar	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	233
cosign with MJ that Tommy Mottola is indeed the debil	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	234
have cam'ron guest appear in her posts	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	236
have puffy remix her post topics	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	237
posts links to all kind of girly stuff in her sig	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	240
advocates mulatto okayplayer get togethers/re:'s	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	241
posts about the joys of silicon tits	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	242
*sings in high ass octave until this posts gets archive	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	245
*puts eminem, derek jeter, and puff on blast in her pos	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	246
threads go platinum when she posts in 10 minutes	buildingblock	Mar 30th 2003	266
I BUSSUP CHIFAROBES WITH MY HEAD...	RemyMartin	Mar 28th 2003	2
LET THE GYM SAY AMEN!	desus	Mar 28th 2003	4
not a chiffarobe - lawd have MERCY!	K_A_Wright	Mar 28th 2003	5
and now a word from clash sic	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	3
*tears phone book in half while screaming in tongues	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	6
gets holy ghost and does turbo squats	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	7
*farts on post	Finesse	Mar 28th 2003	8
	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	9
clean and jerks the collection plate	desus	Mar 28th 2003	10
*wears muscle shirts to show off	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	11
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego tattoos*	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	147
pours holy water all over my bawwwwwwdy	LadyLoveChild	Mar 28th 2003	12
uses christian brothers for communion	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	13
thumbwrestles da debil	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	14
wrestles and then baptizes a wildebeast	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	15
wears leotard under choir gown	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	16
says prayer for the guy whose ass blew out	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	18
wears extra medium shirt to bible study	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	17
gives creflo dollar a piggy back ride	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	20
oh my	hypnotic	Mar 28th 2003	34
Hang out with	DuppyConqueroress	Mar 28th 2003	21
*gets put in charge of passing around the collection pl	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	22
"straps cross to back. Does russian crunches"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	23
watches church on sunday while pumpin iron	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	24
" does step aerobics with 2 big kings james bibles"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	25
"wall climbs on chu'ch organ"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	26
puts weights in mouth while turning other cheek	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	27
inscribes verses on lifting belt	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	28
pole vaults over sister washington	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	29
damn	hypnotic	Mar 28th 2003	38
organizes 'weighted jump ropes for jesus' event	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	30
moonlights as bodyguard for dc talk	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	31
prays about whether juicing is immoral	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	32
runs 3 sets of 16 laps around the dead sea	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	33
followed by	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	42
*throws money changers out temple. cools down"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	36
Runs laps around Mount Olive.	desus	Mar 28th 2003	37
"Eats Communion Wafer. Drinks Gatorade"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	39
kneels to pray on a moving treadmill	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	40
turns water to soy milk	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	41
"Pins Holy Ghost in a Russian Leg Lock"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	43
strains to pull choir robe over massive neck	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	44
dunks and screams, "there's only one king james!"	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	45
"Wipes Sweat with the Shroud of Turin"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	46
wears crown of thorns just for the hell of it	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	47
wears 2 crown of thorns like nelly	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	53
wears nylon three peice suit	donwill	Mar 28th 2003
"Sings in Choir with workout clothes under suit"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	48
archive	DidacticismInDaPeoplesRep_ofTimeandSpace	Mar 28th 2003	49
hahahahaha!	Warp and Woof	Mar 29th 2003	218
signs up to be evander h.'s sparring partner	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	50
forcibly converts countless heathens with fists	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	51
"raises dead. raises dead again. One more!"	desus	Mar 28th 2003	52
shadow box with DC TALK playing in background	desus	Mar 28th 2003	54
heals scratched phrenlogy cd w/ a wave of the hand	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	55
Slapboxes with Michael the ArchAngel	desus	Mar 28th 2003	56
MuscularChristian: Revival Linebacker	RemyMartin	Mar 28th 2003	57
gets 'one love, jesus' tatoo across back	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	58
Dead Lifts the Ark of the Covanant	desus	Mar 28th 2003	59
names Fists Soddom and Gomorrah	desus	Mar 28th 2003	60
declines free haircut	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	61
approaches Wise about his use of the word 'god'	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	62
takes senior pictures posed like nas' GODSON cover	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	63
Asks God Almighty to Spot Him	desus	Mar 28th 2003	64
arm wrestles w/ Burb following choir practice	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	65
good one	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	68
rebukes satan off the top rope	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	66
attempts to walk over water at local pool	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	67
listens to bible audiobook on treadmill	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	69
doesn't let heathen ho give him a fade	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	70
borrows church van for first date	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	71
anchor	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	73
Laffs at Muslims and Jews, does 20 reps	desus	Mar 28th 2003	72
ends prayers with "you got a problem wit dat??"	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	74
says "let the chu'ch say a-MUSCLE-men!"	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	75
*uses sam jack's scene in pulp fict for acting class mo	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	76
declines orlando's assistance w/ heavy couch	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	77
reads muscle & fitness for the article.	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	78
gives powerbars as tithe	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	79
adds crushed communion wafers to creatine	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	80
damn	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	92
receives 'glory greens' endorsement deal	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	81
donates red velvet creatine cake to bakesale	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	82
*** ha *****	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	88
makes sunday school kids 'give him 20'	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	83
inadvertently destroys altar during sermon	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	84
has a copy of the Really-Strong's Concordance	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	85
crib has pictures of Jesus and Full Force	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	86
suggests whey protein drink for trustee banquet	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	87
brings lion to service for demonstration purposes	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	89
changes 'fish fry' to 'fish bake'	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	90
takes four-day weekend to build ark	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	91
identifies with both david and goliath	Heit	Mar 28th 2003	93
does dips between pews, wearing weight-frock	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	94
wow. this post went wrong earlier than usual.	LexM	Mar 28th 2003	95
im on the verge of tears	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	96
i refuse to read this post	LexM	Mar 28th 2003	114
requests 'joyful joyful' as b-ball warm-up song	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	97
attempts to make woman using chilis babyback ribs	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	98
!!	HotThyng76	Mar 28th 2003	111
makes a joyful noise while juggling ankle weights	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	99
boo	Finesse	Mar 28th 2003	100
rips label off oceanspray cran-grape juice	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	101
uses gatorade for communion	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	102
wrestles rabid lamb to ground to save kids	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	103
does triple jump without leaving footprints in sand	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	104
walks across puddle of water	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	105
searches for 'damascus' setting on treadmill	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	106
pours out communion wine for his "dead apostles"	deacon	Mar 28th 2003	108
swigs holy water from brown paper bagged bottle	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	110
inboxes dreadmedia about bible scriptures	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	107
blocks door w/ boulders days before easter service	Jamal_Yall	Mar 28th 2003	109
"i go to prepare a weight room for you..."	HotThyng76	Mar 28th 2003	112
lol. in my house there are many (nautilus) chambers	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	155
uses textbook to conceal copy of christian weekly	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	113
patents line of "air apostle" nikes	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	115
calls power company and says "let there be light"	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	116
stays in bed on the seventh day of each month	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	117
*boycotts busta rhymes 'genesis' lp"	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	118
gets sweated by choir director	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	119
wears an orange mesh choir robe	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	120
takes sunday school class to Gold's Gym	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	121
installs mirrored walls in sanctuary	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	122
blasts christian rock before maxxing out on bench	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	123
forgives workout partners for cheating on leglifts	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	124
does 'happy' dance until he feels the burn	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	125
throws on hairshirt tracksuit	naija	Mar 28th 2003	126
lifting for more muscle georgia MASS choir	naija	Mar 28th 2003	127
smokes burning bush in one hit	naija	Mar 28th 2003	128
mows hanging gardens of babylon in 37min.	naija	Mar 28th 2003	129
barefoot suicides on hades court	naija	Mar 28th 2003	130
LMAO -- not the suicides, on 'em.	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	133
beats god in straight sets	naija	Mar 28th 2003	131
*Dismisses Darwin's theory of evolution...	allwrite	Mar 28th 2003	132
hahahah -- missed that.	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	151
shine himself up with annointin' oil	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	134
for the post-benediction pose-down	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	135
dead.	naija	Mar 28th 2003	136
joins naija	serpentinefire	Mar 29th 2003	226
rocks half-shirt in choir	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	137
floats upstream in the tigress	naija	Mar 28th 2003	138
signs 12 disciples under the cap	naija	Mar 28th 2003	139
runs 4.3 40,000	naija	Mar 28th 2003	140
runs to eye of the tiger hymn	naija	Mar 28th 2003	141
bumper sticker: real men love jesus and squat 750+	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	142
has to have electric lime green suits tailor-made	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	143
catches holy ghost, puts it in a full nelson	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	144
*does tae bo to kirk franklin, then sings because he's	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	145
*wipes sweat off the bench with a technicolor dream tow	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	146
blows on burning bush. bush stops burning	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	148
*turns 3 fishes and loaves into a bottle of ripped fuel	Clint Westwood	Mar 28th 2003	149
perfect. i couldn't think of a way to flip fishies and	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	150
takes up collection for (body) building fund	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	152
does leg lifts while nailed to cross	HotThyng76	Mar 28th 2003	153
started liftin' after the thing with the priest	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	154
go get some weed is what	dgonsh	Mar 28th 2003	156
moonlights as a bodyguard for gospel rappers	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	157
*tears leather bound king james bible AND apocryphas	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	158
hmmm....	Mz Alyse	Mar 28th 2003	159
you ain't miss me?	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	161
sure didnt	Mz Alyse	Mar 28th 2003	162
you misseded me, or else	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	163
i didnt miss you	Mz Alyse	Mar 28th 2003	164
I ain't never say nothin' mean about you?	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	165
Yea	Mz Alyse	Mar 28th 2003	171
well I've been gone for a month	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	178
uses 10 commandment tablets as workout regimen	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	179
he's right though	jideff	Mar 29th 2003	251
this is the best post ever	krylonwifey1979	Mar 28th 2003	160
asks deacon to take piss test for him	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	166
... before gospelympics*	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	167
* wins converts in prison yard w/ the strength of gawwd	poetx	Mar 28th 2003	168
does bicep curls with pews for a warmup	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	169
*keeps a gallon of holy water to hydrate while doin' ca	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	170
this is out of control man	Inez	Mar 28th 2003	172
i almost want to apologize to him	donwill	Mar 28th 2003	212
turns branch into snake/ jump ropes with it	PlanetInfinite	Mar 28th 2003	173
cooks bbq over burning bush	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	175
makes blood of christ protein shake	PlanetInfinite	Mar 28th 2003	174
rises from the dead...10 sets 15 reps	PlanetInfinite	Mar 28th 2003	176
*roughhouse ballin' with judas in courts of bethlahem	PlanetInfinite	Mar 28th 2003	177
rocks gommorah gamblers throwback jersey	PlanetInfinite	Mar 28th 2003	180
raquetballs with the three wisemen	PlanetInfinite	Mar 28th 2003	181
develop workout hammer pants made from prayer cloth	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	182
does leg lifts hangin' from a cross	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	183
* takes steroids derived from ground up dead sea scroll	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	184
* because biceps ain't growin fast enough, asks god why	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	185
heals woman's ailment- races her to sodom	PlanetInfinite	Mar 28th 2003	186
won't let the hoodrat delilah braid his hair	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	187
does wind sprints thru a moses separated red sea	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	188
*does laps around the english channel, oh my bad,	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	189
calls A.C. Green a pussy	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	190
greases up with holy oil	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	191
goes on atkins diet, passes on communion wafer	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	192
eats lamb of God accidentally	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	193
tattoos crown of thorns around arm	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	194
tattoos psalm 14 in its entirety on other arm	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	195
creates http://muscular.christian.word.sytes.org/	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	196
*has rivalry with....	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	197
wonders if Jesus ever made moves on Mary Magdelene	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	198
challenge lucifer to a thumb wrestlin' match	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	199
invents Yahweh Yoga	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	200
sees Jesus in his abdominals	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	201
sees Abraham in Quadriceps	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	202
admires Reggie White	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	203
wont admit that he admires Richard Simmons	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	204
has priest bless Bowflex machine	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	205
forces you to take Watchtower... or else	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	206
that's muscularjehovahwitness, bruh	buildingblock	Mar 28th 2003	217
RE: that's muscularjehovahwitness, bruh	Mr Sco	Mar 29th 2003	252
*refuses to do pilates because....	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	207
thinks best Schwarzenegger movie is End of Days	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	208
played Hockey until he got drafted by the NJ Devils	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	209
uses rosary to keep track of workout sets	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	210
*would have quote: "kicked Judas' ass"	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	211
wonders if the Pope needs a personal trainer	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	213
is the only pall-bearer needed for funerals	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	214
*wears x-tra medium shirt with the letters wwmcd?	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	215
*plots to "pummel" each person who replied to this post	THEdirtyone	Mar 28th 2003	216
carries 12 old ladies to their pew (at once)	Heit	Mar 29th 2003	219
pushes up 220-reply post. unghhhhh	poetx	Mar 29th 2003	220
on 3rd day, arises from dead* to die laughing again	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	221
this post	Chibueze	Mar 29th 2003	222
receives blessing from god to get it archived	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	223
sign of the cross 200 times becomes a warm-up routine	THEdirtyone	Mar 29th 2003	224
brings GNC products to church picnic	THEdirtyone	Mar 29th 2003	225
smotes InboxThug & binds him in the name of Jesus	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	227
i also like my balls tickled too. faggot	InboxThug	Mar 30th 2003	258
auditions for the power team	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	228
lays hands like benny hinn and roys jones	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	229
joins 700(lbs. bench press) club	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	230
replies and edits just to be part of history	meetMEat12	Mar 29th 2003	235
saying: god don't like ugly, but being ripped is cool	poetx	Mar 29th 2003	238
goes body with a philistine	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	239
hahaha. 'goin body'. i ain't heard that in a minute.	poetx	Mar 29th 2003	243
he'd force the mods to archive this!!	poetx	Mar 29th 2003	244
lumberjacks cursed fig trees	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	247
carries cross uphill preppin for martyrdom	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	248
takes 'fisher of men' phrase a lil too literally	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	249
uses leper's skin as stretch tubing for warm up reps	buildingblock	Mar 29th 2003	250
Builds new church by hand	Mr Sco	Mar 29th 2003	253
Terry Tates anybody getting	Mr Sco	Mar 29th 2003	254
shakes down cheapskate tithers	IkeMoses	Mar 29th 2003	255
rings church bell too vehemently	Heit	Mar 30th 2003	256
dead	Mkim	Mar 30th 2003	257
snorts up sahara desert	Terrorist	Mar 30th 2003	259
uses dead sea salt waters as a homemade laxative	buildingblock	Mar 30th 2003	260
*invokes heaven to wet him w/ its love, oops thats RKel	buildingblock	Mar 30th 2003	261
*writes script called God's Property, State Prop part 2	buildingblock	Mar 30th 2003	262
has god property tattooed across his abs	buildingblock	Mar 30th 2003	263
smothers brothers to death w/ 'holy hugs'	poetx	Mar 30th 2003	264
whale hunts looking for jonah	IkeMoses	Mar 30th 2003	265
oddly enough, will not inherit earth	worms	Mar 30th 2003	267
dubs vest Delilah-beater	Flite	Mar 30th 2003	268
parts Red Sea doing butterfly freestyle	Flite	Mar 30th 2003	269
catches Cain's fist in palm	Flite	Mar 30th 2003	270
stars in the 'exorcism to the oldies' workout video	IkeMoses	Mar 30th 2003	271
*instructs Tower of Babel...	Flite	Mar 30th 2003	272
crusades against muscular muslims	IkeMoses	Mar 30th 2003	273
claims weight palm-burn is stigmata	Flite	Mar 30th 2003	274
calls crib 'tha phatican'	Flite	Mar 30th 2003	275

desus
Member since May 24th 2002
60447 posts

Fri Mar-28-03 10:44 AM

1. "he'd benchpress Satan."
In response to Reply # 0

This could be the next big thing
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MYKz desusexmachina.tumblr.com (nws)

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DuppyConqueroress
Member since Dec 03rd 2002
3459 posts

Fri Mar-28-03 11:09 AM

19. "RE: he'd benchpress Satan."
In response to Reply # 1

LOL!! GOOD ONE~!

"Let me say at the risk of sounding ridiculous, that the true revolutionary is powered by great feelings of love". (c)Che

"If you're up look down from above, help the weak if you are strong" (c)Bob Marley

"Keep on livin', keep on lovin', keep on smokin

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Jamal_Yall
Charter member
32094 posts

Fri Mar-28-03 11:18 AM

35. "edit"
In response to Reply # 1
Fri Mar-28-03 11:18 AM

__________________________
http://malkthewalk.blogspot.com

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:26 PM

231. "spinoff: what would mariah carey do?"
In response to Reply # 1

*types post in high shrill octave notes*

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:27 PM

232. "*attach dwnld links to glitter .wmv files in her sig*"
In response to Reply # 231
Sat Mar-29-03 12:28 PM

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:29 PM

233. "*make her nba jersey dress her avatar*"
In response to Reply # 232

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:30 PM

234. "*cosign with MJ that Tommy Mottola is indeed the debil*"
In response to Reply # 231

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:32 PM

236. "*have cam'ron guest appear in her posts*"
In response to Reply # 231

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:33 PM

237. "*have puffy remix her post topics*"
In response to Reply # 231
Sat Mar-29-03 12:34 PM

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:45 PM

240. "*posts links to all kind of girly stuff in her sig*"
In response to Reply # 231

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:46 PM

241. "*advocates mulatto okayplayer get togethers/re:'s*"
In response to Reply # 231

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 12:46 PM

242. "*posts about the joys of silicon tits *"
In response to Reply # 231

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 05:24 PM

245. "*sings in high ass octave until this posts gets archive"
In response to Reply # 231
Sat Mar-29-03 05:24 PM

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 08:00 PM

246. "*puts eminem, derek jeter, and puff on blast in her pos"
In response to Reply # 231

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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100000 posts

Sun Mar-30-03 09:57 PM

266. "*threads go platinum when she posts in 10 minutes*"
In response to Reply # 231

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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2. "I BUSSUP CHIFAROBES WITH MY HEAD..."
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...FOE DA LAWD!!!!

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Fri Mar-28-03 10:46 AM

4. "LET THE GYM SAY AMEN!"
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:47 AM

5. "not a chiffarobe - lawd have MERCY!"
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remy - you're the greatest.

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3. "and now a word from clash sic"
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6. "*tears phone book in half while screaming in tongues"
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-Tanya Morgan : HerMamaGotAssToo
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:51 AM

7. "*gets holy ghost and does turbo squats*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:57 AM

8. "*farts on post"
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*fans it around

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9. ""
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10. "clean and jerks the collection plate"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:01 AM

11. "*wears muscle shirts to show off"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:02 AM

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego tattoos*

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Fri Mar-28-03 02:09 PM

147. "Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego tattoos*"
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LadyLoveChild
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:01 AM

12. "*pours holy water all over my bawwwwwwdy*"
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"The greatest are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues." �Descartes

"Only you and me only you and me so happy" �Kelis

living everyday grateful for his grace!

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:02 AM

13. "*uses christian brothers for communion*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:02 AM

14. "*thumbwrestles da debil*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:05 AM

15. "*wrestles and then baptizes a wildebeast*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:07 AM

16. "*wears leotard under choir gown*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:09 AM

18. "*says prayer for the guy whose ass blew out*"
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or whatever happened

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:08 AM

17. "*wears extra medium shirt to bible study*"
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extrasexy for the new millenium

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:10 AM

20. "*gives creflo dollar a piggy back ride*"
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hypnotic
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:17 AM

34. "oh my"
In response to Reply # 20

"that issue made me go and listen to deady to die again"
~our favorite nyokp

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:10 AM

21. "Hang out with"
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A.C. Slater!

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:11 AM

22. "*gets put in charge of passing around the collection pl"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:11 AM

23. ""straps cross to back. Does russian crunches""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:12 AM

24. "*watches church on sunday while pumpin iron*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:12 AM

25. "" does step aerobics with 2 big kings james bibles""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:12 AM

26. ""wall climbs on chu'ch organ""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:13 AM

27. "*puts weights in mouth while turning other cheek*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:13 AM

28. "*inscribes verses on lifting belt*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:14 AM

29. "*pole vaults over sister washington*"
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hypnotic
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:18 AM

38. "damn"
In response to Reply # 29

"that issue made me go and listen to deady to die again"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:15 AM

30. "*organizes 'weighted jump ropes for jesus' event*"
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[]

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:15 AM

31. "*moonlights as bodyguard for dc talk*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:16 AM

32. "*prays about whether juicing is immoral*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:16 AM

33. "*runs 3 sets of 16 laps around the dead sea*"
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Clint Westwood
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:19 AM

42. "followed by"
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three sets of 50 slewn w/ a jackass jawbone.

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desus
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:18 AM

36. "*throws money changers out temple. cools down""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:18 AM

37. "*Runs laps around Mount Olive.*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:18 AM

39. ""Eats Communion Wafer. Drinks Gatorade""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:18 AM

40. "*kneels to pray on a moving treadmill*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:19 AM

41. "*turns water to soy milk*"
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desus
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:19 AM

43. ""Pins Holy Ghost in a Russian Leg Lock""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:20 AM

44. "*strains to pull choir robe over massive neck*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:20 AM

45. "*dunks and screams, "there's only one king james!"*"
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desus
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:20 AM

46. ""Wipes Sweat with the Shroud of Turin""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:21 AM

47. "*wears crown of thorns just for the hell of it*"
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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:23 AM

53. "*wears 2 crown of thorns like nelly*"
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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:21 AM

"*wears nylon three peice suit*"

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desus
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:21 AM

48. ""Sings in Choir with workout clothes under suit""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:22 AM

49. "archive"
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Warp and Woof
Member since Dec 05th 2002
9999 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 01:58 AM

218. "hahahahaha!"
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oh wait.. I thought you meant MuscularChristian would archive....

I'm #ffffff

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Jamal_Yall
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:22 AM

50. "*signs up to be evander h.'s sparring partner*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:22 AM

51. "*forcibly converts countless heathens with fists*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:22 AM

52. ""raises dead. raises dead again. One more!""
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:23 AM

54. "*shadow box with DC TALK playing in background*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:24 AM

55. "*heals scratched phrenlogy cd w/ a wave of the hand*"
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desus
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:24 AM

56. "*Slapboxes with Michael the ArchAngel*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:24 AM

57. "MuscularChristian: Revival Linebacker"
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I TOLD YOU JESUS LIKES THE MONEY THAT JINGLES, BUT PREFERS THE MONEY THAT FOLDS!!! BITCH!!!!

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:24 AM

58. "*gets 'one love, jesus' tatoo across back*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:25 AM

59. "*Dead Lifts the Ark of the Covanant*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:26 AM

60. "*names Fists Soddom and Gomorrah*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:26 AM

61. "*declines free haircut*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:27 AM

62. "*approaches Wise about his use of the word 'god'*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:27 AM

63. "*takes senior pictures posed like nas' GODSON cover*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:27 AM

64. "*Asks God Almighty to Spot Him*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:28 AM

65. "*arm wrestles w/ Burb following choir practice*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:29 AM

68. "good one"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:28 AM

66. "*rebukes satan off the top rope*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:29 AM

67. "*attempts to walk over water at local pool*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:30 AM

69. "*listens to bible audiobook on treadmill*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:30 AM

70. "*doesn't let heathen ho give him a fade*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:30 AM

71. "*borrows church van for first date*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:31 AM

73. "anchor"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:31 AM

72. "*Laffs at Muslims and Jews, does 20 reps*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:31 AM

74. "*ends prayers with "you got a problem wit dat??"*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:32 AM

75. "*says "let the chu'ch say a-MUSCLE-men!"*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:32 AM

76. "*uses sam jack's scene in pulp fict for acting class mo"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:32 AM

77. "*declines orlando's assistance w/ heavy couch*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:34 AM

78. "*reads muscle & fitness for the article*."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:34 AM

79. "*gives powerbars as tithe*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:34 AM

80. "*adds crushed communion wafers to creatine*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:40 AM

92. "damn"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:35 AM

81. "*receives 'glory greens' endorsement deal*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:36 AM

82. "*donates red velvet creatine cake to bakesale*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:38 AM

88. "***** ha *******"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:36 AM

83. "*makes sunday school kids 'give him 20'*"
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x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:36 AM

84. "*inadvertently destroys altar during sermon*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:36 AM

85. "*has a copy of the Really-Strong's Concordance*"
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x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:37 AM

86. "*crib has pictures of Jesus and Full Force*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:37 AM

87. "*suggests whey protein drink for trustee banquet*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:39 AM

89. "*brings lion to service for demonstration purposes*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:39 AM

90. "*changes 'fish fry' to 'fish bake'*"
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x.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:40 AM

91. "*takes four-day weekend to build ark*"
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93. "*identifies with both david and goliath*"
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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:40 AM

94. "*does dips between pews, wearing weight-frock*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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LexM
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:41 AM

95. "wow. this post went wrong earlier than usual."
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_____________________________
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:41 AM

96. "im on the verge of tears"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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LexM
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:01 PM

114. "i refuse to read this post"
In response to Reply # 96

at least until my boss leaves

lmao

_____________________________
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wisdom.
sanity.
clarity.
justice.

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:43 AM

97. "*requests 'joyful joyful' as b-ball warm-up song*"
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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:43 AM

98. "*attempts to make woman using chilis babyback ribs*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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HotThyng76
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:54 AM

111. "!!"
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Clint Westwood
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:44 AM

99. "*makes a joyful noise while juggling ankle weights*"
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Finesse
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:44 AM

100. "boo"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:44 AM

i thought this was going to be actually funny

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:44 AM

101. "*rips label off oceanspray cran-grape juice*"
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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:45 AM

102. "*uses gatorade for communion*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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Jamal_Yall
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:46 AM

103. "*wrestles rabid lamb to ground to save kids*"
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Clint Westwood
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:46 AM

104. "*does triple jump without leaving footprints in sand*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:48 AM

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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:47 AM

105. "*walks across puddle of water*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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Fri Mar-28-03 11:49 AM

106. "*searches for 'damascus' setting on treadmill*"
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deacon
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:50 AM

108. "*pours out communion wine for his "dead apostles"*"
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"Whoops, there goes gravity" Eminem

Sites that I contribute to:

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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:52 AM

110. "*swigs holy water from brown paper bagged bottle*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:50 AM

107. "*inboxes dreadmedia about bible scriptures*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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Jamal_Yall
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:51 AM

109. "*blocks door w/ boulders days before easter service*"
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HotThyng76
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:55 AM

112. ""i go to prepare a weight room for you...""
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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:30 PM

155. "lol. *in my house there are many (nautilus) chambers*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 11:59 AM

113. "*uses textbook to conceal copy of christian weekly*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:05 PM

115. "*patents line of "air apostle" nikes*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:07 PM

116. "*calls power company and says "let there be light"*"
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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:08 PM

117. "*stays in bed on the seventh day of each month*"
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www.donwill.substack.com

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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:09 PM

118. "*boycotts busta rhymes 'genesis' lp""
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www.donwill.substack.com

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:11 PM

119. "*gets sweated by choir director*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:12 PM

120. "*wears an orange mesh choir robe*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:13 PM

121. "*takes sunday school class to Gold's Gym*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:13 PM

122. "*installs mirrored walls in sanctuary*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:14 PM

123. "*blasts christian rock before maxxing out on bench*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:15 PM

124. "*forgives workout partners for cheating on leglifts*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:19 PM

125. "*does 'happy' dance until he feels the burn*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:20 PM

126. "*throws on hairshirt tracksuit*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:24 PM

127. "*lifting for more muscle georgia MASS choir*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:25 PM

128. "*smokes burning bush in one hit*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:26 PM

129. "*mows hanging gardens of babylon in 37min.*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:28 PM

130. "*barefoot suicides on hades court*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:16 PM

133. "LMAO -- not the suicides, on 'em."
In response to Reply # 130

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:31 PM

131. "*beats god in straight sets*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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allwrite
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Fri Mar-28-03 12:40 PM

132. "*Dismisses Darwin's theory of evolution..."
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... in favor of creatinism*

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:23 PM

151. "hahahah -- missed that."
In response to Reply # 132

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:17 PM

134. "*shine himself up with annointin' oil*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:18 PM

135. "*for the post-benediction pose-down*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:19 PM

136. "dead."
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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serpentinefire
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Sat Mar-29-03 11:44 AM

226. "*joins naija*"
In response to Reply # 136

**************************************
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a blockage in its journey, it pauses. It increases in
volume and strength, filling up in front of the
obstacle and eventually spilling past it..."

~ I Ching

"Before you open your mouth to
speak, please make sure it's an improvement upon the silence."
--author unknown

dichotomy is where the money is, darling...
--Fone

Truth with out compassion is brutality...
--an unlikely sage

you can learn a lot about people when they don't view you as a threat.

the doveliest

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:19 PM

137. "*rocks half-shirt in choir*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:21 PM

138. "*floats upstream in the tigress*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:23 PM

139. "*signs 12 disciples under the cap*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:27 PM

140. "*runs 4.3 40,000*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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naija
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:32 PM

141. "*runs to eye of the tiger hymn*"
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Posted, gettin' toasted...

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:41 PM

142. "bumper sticker: real men love jesus and squat 750+"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 01:42 PM

143. "*has to have electric lime green suits tailor-made*"
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(can't buy them jawns off the rack for 40 inch thighs and 32 inch waist).

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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Fri Mar-28-03 02:03 PM

144. "*catches holy ghost, puts it in a full nelson*"
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Clint Westwood
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Fri Mar-28-03 02:04 PM

145. "*does tae bo to kirk franklin, then sings because he's"
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Clint Westwood
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Fri Mar-28-03 02:07 PM

146. "*wipes sweat off the bench with a technicolor dream tow"
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Clint Westwood
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Fri Mar-28-03 02:13 PM

148. "*blows on burning bush. bush stops burning*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 02:17 PM

149. "*turns 3 fishes and loaves into a bottle of ripped fuel"
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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:22 PM

150. "perfect. i couldn't think of a way to flip fishies and"
In response to Reply # 149

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:25 PM

152. "*takes up collection for (body) building fund*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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HotThyng76
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:25 PM

153. "*does leg lifts while nailed to cross*"
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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:28 PM

154. "*started liftin' after the thing with the priest*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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dgonsh
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:35 PM

156. "go get some weed is what"
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i kid, i kid.

peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 04:38 PM

157. "*moonlights as a bodyguard for gospel rappers*"
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...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 06:51 PM

158. "*tears leather bound king james bible AND apocryphas"
In response to Reply # 0

in half at the southern christian baptist revivalist saturday afternoon fund raiser*

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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Mz Alyse
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Fri Mar-28-03 06:52 PM

159. "hmmm...."
In response to Reply # 158

thought you left-ed

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I'm READY!!!" - Spongebob

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 06:58 PM

161. "you ain't miss me?"
In response to Reply # 159

wow, what a warm reception!

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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Mz Alyse
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:01 PM

162. "sure didnt"
In response to Reply # 161

felt kinda good not to be cracked on for a while

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:05 PM

163. "you misseded me, or else"
In response to Reply # 162

you wouldna knowneded I was gone! that's so sweet.

you know what this means right? I gotta start crackin' on you again...

it's all l**e though.

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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Mz Alyse
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:08 PM

164. "i didnt miss you"
In response to Reply # 163

I just started feeling really good about myself....till you came back.

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:19 PM

165. "I ain't never say nothin' mean about you?"
In response to Reply # 164

'cept that most likely black thought was havin' carnal thoughts about your unusually large backside and thighs, but other than that, it's been all l**e

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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Mz Alyse
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:38 PM

171. "Yea"
In response to Reply # 165

>'cept that most likely black thought was havin' carnal
>thoughts about your unusually large backside and thighs, but
>other than that, it's been all l**e

Yea..see...stop talkin about that. its over 2 months old now..thanks

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:45 PM

178. "well I've been gone for a month"
In response to Reply # 171

and I ain't get enough time to get my punches and kicks in on that dead horse, so gyeah!

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:47 PM

179. "*uses 10 commandment tablets as workout regimen*"
In response to Reply # 178

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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jideff
Member since Mar 27th 2003
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:30 PM

251. "he's right though"
In response to Reply # 165

>'cept that most likely black thought was havin' carnal
>thoughts about your unusually large backside and thighs, but
>other than that, it's been all l**e

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krylonwifey1979
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Fri Mar-28-03 06:57 PM

160. "this is the best post ever"
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but i never did.
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:25 PM

166. "*asks deacon to take piss test for him*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:25 PM

167. "... before gospelympics*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:28 PM

168. "* wins converts in prison yard w/ the strength of gawwd"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:30 PM

169. "*does bicep curls with pews for a warmup*"
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...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:30 PM

170. "*keeps a gallon of holy water to hydrate while doin' ca"
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Inez
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Fri Mar-28-03 07:39 PM

172. "this is out of control man"
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... got a liter of knob creek and a bottle of ether
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donwill
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:08 PM

212. "i almost want to apologize to him"
In response to Reply # 172

but its some damn funny shit up in here

up in here

www.donwill.substack.com

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PlanetInfinite
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:38 PM

173. "*turns branch into snake/ jump ropes with it*"
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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:40 PM

175. "*cooks bbq over burning bush*"
In response to Reply # 173

for that authentic, biblical hickory flavor

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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PlanetInfinite
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:40 PM

174. "*makes blood of christ protein shake*"
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PlanetInfinite
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:43 PM

176. "*rises from the dead...10 sets 15 reps*"
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PlanetInfinite
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:45 PM

177. "*roughhouse ballin' with judas in courts of bethlahem"
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:46 PM

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PlanetInfinite
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:49 PM

180. "*rocks gommorah gamblers throwback jersey*"
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PlanetInfinite
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:50 PM

181. "*raquetballs with the three wisemen*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:55 PM

182. "*develop workout hammer pants made from prayer cloth*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:56 PM

183. "*does leg lifts hangin' from a cross*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:57 PM

184. "* takes steroids derived from ground up dead sea scroll"
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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 08:57 PM

185. "* because biceps ain't growin fast enough, asks god why"
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hath he forsaken him?*

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PlanetInfinite
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:04 PM

186. "*heals woman's ailment- races her to sodom*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:06 PM

187. "*won't let the hoodrat delilah braid his hair*"
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:07 PM

188. "*does wind sprints thru a moses separated red sea*"
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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:08 PM

189. "*does laps around the english channel, oh my bad,"
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that's nore and the neptunes, who by the way got a cocker spaniel*

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:12 PM

190. "*calls A.C. Green a pussy*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:18 PM

191. "*greases up with holy oil*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:19 PM

192. "*goes on atkins diet, passes on communion wafer*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:19 PM

193. "*eats lamb of God accidentally*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:20 PM

194. "*tattoos crown of thorns around arm*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:21 PM

195. "*tattoos psalm 14 in its entirety on other arm*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:22 PM

196. "*creates http://muscular.christian.word.sytes.org/*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:24 PM

197. "*has rivalry with...."
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http://www2.bc.edu/~rappleb/kingsley/KMuscularChristianity.html*

You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:26 PM

198. "*wonders if Jesus ever made moves on Mary Magdelene*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:28 PM

199. "*challenge lucifer to a thumb wrestlin' match*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:28 PM

200. "*invents Yahweh Yoga*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:29 PM

201. "*sees Jesus in his abdominals*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:30 PM

202. "*sees Abraham in Quadriceps*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:32 PM

203. "*admires Reggie White*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:32 PM

204. "*wont admit that he admires Richard Simmons*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:35 PM

205. "*has priest bless Bowflex machine*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:36 PM

206. "*forces you to take Watchtower... or else*"
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buildingblock
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:37 PM

217. "that's muscularjehovahwitness, bruh"
In response to Reply # 206

*bangs on your door forcefully, on an early saturday morning*

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Mr Sco
Member since Jul 25th 2002
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:46 PM

252. "RE: that's muscularjehovahwitness, bruh"
In response to Reply # 217

*Slaps you upside the head with a Watchtower to make sure you are Awake*

Most underrated player on these here boards.
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:39 PM

207. "*refuses to do pilates because...."
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it sounds too much like Pontius Pilate*

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:41 PM

208. "*thinks best Schwarzenegger movie is End of Days*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:42 PM

209. "*played Hockey until he got drafted by the NJ Devils*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:43 PM

210. "*uses rosary to keep track of workout sets*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 09:45 PM

211. "*would have quote: "kicked Judas' ass""
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:15 PM

213. "*wonders if the Pope needs a personal trainer*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:17 PM

214. "*is the only pall-bearer needed for funerals*"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:26 PM

215. "*wears x-tra medium shirt with the letters wwmcd?"
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THEdirtyone
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Fri Mar-28-03 10:27 PM

216. "*plots to "pummel" each person who replied to this post"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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Heit
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Sat Mar-29-03 05:09 AM

219. "*carries 12 old ladies to their pew (at once)*"
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www.DjFarenheit.com

and this is my first sig EVER:

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poetx
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Sat Mar-29-03 06:42 AM

220. "*pushes up 220-reply post. unghhhhh*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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buildingblock
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Sat Mar-29-03 06:54 AM

221. "*on 3rd day, arises from *dead* to *die laughing again*"
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Sat Mar-29-03 06:55 AM

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Chibueze
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Sat Mar-29-03 07:13 AM

222. "this post"
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is classic.

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buildingblock
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Sat Mar-29-03 07:14 AM

223. "*receives blessing from god to get it archived*"
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THEdirtyone
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:00 AM

224. "*sign of the cross 200 times becomes a warm-up routine*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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THEdirtyone
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Sat Mar-29-03 11:10 AM

225. "*brings GNC products to church picnic*"
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.

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buildingblock
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Sat Mar-29-03 11:47 AM

227. "*smotes InboxThug & binds him in the name of Jesus*"
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InboxThug
Member since Mar 29th 2003
87 posts

Sun Mar-30-03 05:51 AM

258. "i also like my balls tickled too. faggot"
In response to Reply # 227

black people are just like white people, only thing is that we eat more chicken than them

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IkeMoses
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Sat Mar-29-03 12:04 PM

228. "*auditions for the power team*"
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� god's smilin on you, but he's frownin too �

-30-
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IkeMoses
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Sat Mar-29-03 12:06 PM

229. "*lays hands like benny hinn and roys jones*"
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� god's smilin on you, but he's frownin too �

-30-
You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

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IkeMoses
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Sat Mar-29-03 12:10 PM

230. "*joins 700(lbs. bench press) club*"
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� god's smilin on you, but he's frownin too �

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meetMEat12
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Sat Mar-29-03 12:31 PM

235. "*replies and edits just to be part of history*"
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Sat Mar-29-03 12:34 PM

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poetx
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Sat Mar-29-03 12:37 PM

238. "*saying: god don't like ugly, but being ripped is cool*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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IkeMoses
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Sat Mar-29-03 12:42 PM

239. "*goes body with a philistine*"
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� god's smilin on you, but he's frownin too �

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poetx
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Sat Mar-29-03 01:22 PM

243. "hahaha. 'goin body'. i ain't heard that in a minute."
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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poetx
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Sat Mar-29-03 05:10 PM

244. "*he'd force the mods to archive this!!*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

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IkeMoses
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Sat Mar-29-03 08:54 PM

247. "*lumberjacks cursed fig trees*"
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Sat Mar-29-03 08:55 PM

� god's smilin on you, but he's frownin too �

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Sat Mar-29-03 08:56 PM

248. "*carries cross uphill preppin for martyrdom*"
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� god's smilin on you, but he's frownin too �

-30-
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:00 PM

249. "*takes 'fisher of men' phrase a lil too literally*"
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buildingblock
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:15 PM

250. "*uses leper's skin as stretch tubing for warm up reps*"
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Mr Sco
Member since Jul 25th 2002
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:49 PM

253. "Builds new church by hand"
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:49 PM

On the Rough Side of the Mountain.

Most underrated player on these here boards.
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Mr Sco
Member since Jul 25th 2002
2626 posts

Sat Mar-29-03 09:51 PM

254. "Terry Tates anybody getting"
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:51 PM

getting change from the collection plate

Most underrated player on these here boards.
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IkeMoses
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Sat Mar-29-03 09:53 PM

255. "*shakes down cheapskate tithers*"
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� god's smilin on you, but he's frownin too �

-30-
You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

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Heit
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Sun Mar-30-03 03:26 AM

256. "*rings church bell too vehemently*"
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www.DjFarenheit.com

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Mkim
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Sun Mar-30-03 04:24 AM

257. "*dead*"
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yall are sum fools!!

eh....

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Terrorist
Member since Mar 30th 2003
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Sun Mar-30-03 06:46 AM

259. "*snorts up sahara desert*"
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the avatar: speaking of weapons of mass destruction...

i love americans

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buildingblock
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Sun Mar-30-03 06:55 AM

260. "*uses dead sea salt waters as a homemade laxative*"
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Sun Mar-30-03 06:56 AM

261. "*invokes heaven to wet him w/ its love, oops thats RKel"
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Sun Mar-30-03 06:57 AM

262. "*writes script called God's Property, State Prop part 2"
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buildingblock
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Sun Mar-30-03 06:58 AM

263. "*has god property tattooed across his abs*"
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poetx
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Sun Mar-30-03 09:09 AM

264. "*smothers brothers to death w/ 'holy hugs'*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike