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i was channel surfing one night and caught it, and was like, these dudes *do* got a flair for their monkeys.
>It'd be on TLC. Kinda like a Queer Eye for a Monkey Guy type >thing. > >A lot of people have pets, but very few of those pets are >really thugged out, dyed, or whatever. A crew could come in, >you know, lace them with wolves, monkeys, pandas, etc. Clear >out all the old litter boxes, food bowls or whatever and >hook 'em up with a new monkeystudio and a dope eucalyptus >grove.
lol. did you see the one wolf where the dude had tried to dye him and messed up, and his fur was all drab and dingy? and then they rescued his dye job, with that faux finish, and left him with that desert camo effect? i had to admit, that was nice.
and the throwback tiger that looked like he had on an old giants jersey, right down to the helmet? that was too tough. (damn shame he bit that dude up, though, but that's the risks you take).
> >Of course, the big pop comes when wifey comes back from >visiting her parents. Tears welling up 'n shit.
and at the end of the day, isn't that what it's all about. you see how she ain't even notice her lemur when she walked into the room, cause he was maroon and blending with the curtains? and that blond spot on his head matched the embroidery on the top. its a little much if you gonna sport your monkey outside, but if you got a house monkey an he match the curtains that nice, what's really f*cking with that?
peace & blessings,
x.
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peace & blessings,
x.
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