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"Domestication of monkeys"


  

          

How come that didn't catch on?

I'd like to have a pet monkey. I'd dress him up in a baby tux and call him Fonsworth.

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G-unit.
Sep 04th 2003
1
well...
Sep 04th 2003
2
i always wanted a monkey too
Sep 04th 2003
3
monkey hate clean
Sep 06th 2003
67
ive heard they smell absolutely atrocious
Sep 04th 2003
4
*enter the white supremacists* n/m
Sep 04th 2003
5
umm have you seen outbreak, ebola (sp) man
Sep 04th 2003
6
lol darrylclark is gonna kill us all!!!!!!!!! n/m
Sep 04th 2003
7
id exterminate all monkeys if possible
Sep 04th 2003
8
amen to that
Sep 04th 2003
9
Some animals can't be domesticated
Sep 04th 2003
10
how about pigs?
Sep 04th 2003
14
RE: how about pigs?
Sep 04th 2003
19
Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pigs
Sep 04th 2003
24
Think of zebras
Sep 05th 2003
34
      i think all it takes is love. if we could kill the zebr
Sep 05th 2003
35
           kumbaya, muthafucka
Sep 05th 2003
37
                very appropos to your sig... is this eviljaney?
Sep 05th 2003
39
                     for the record
Sep 05th 2003
42
                          *applauds* that whole reply is so sigworthy.
Sep 05th 2003
44
                               I &#9829; you
Sep 05th 2003
45
                                    wow. football would be good, but much as i can't
Sep 05th 2003
49
                                         But I like football scoring
Sep 05th 2003
50
                                              *jots note to self*
Sep 05th 2003
51
                                                   I've got
Sep 05th 2003
52
                                                        they shooting amish people now. and i thought
Sep 05th 2003
54
male monkeys are the worst.
Sep 04th 2003
26
      that's monkeysexist.
Sep 04th 2003
29
           You play with them then!
Sep 04th 2003
30
                i ain't goin out my way to get male monkeys...
Sep 05th 2003
32
                     monkeyspect = best new word.
Sep 05th 2003
40
                          thanks. i like it too. rolls of the tongue *no primate*
Sep 05th 2003
43
                               wolf punks everything here.
Sep 05th 2003
59
                                    true indeed. maybe go quarter on a monkeyfarm
Sep 06th 2003
64
                                         Terminator X has an ostrich farm in Durham.
Sep 06th 2003
70
                                              that will always be my favorite factoid.
Sep 07th 2003
72
                                              an it sounds like something Ghostface would
Sep 08th 2003
85
                                                   followed by:
Sep 08th 2003
92
*Too Easy*
Corn Bread The Nigger Hating GoldFish
Sep 04th 2003
11
#7 n/m
Sep 04th 2003
16
It was called "The Slave Trade"
Sep 04th 2003
12
Thank You
Corn Bread The Nigger Hating GoldFish
Sep 04th 2003
15
      RE: Thank You
Sep 05th 2003
48
           You had to be there
Sep 07th 2003
78
they're too smart
Sep 04th 2003
13
that could be a new show on Fox, though...
Sep 07th 2003
74
      LMAO n/m
Sep 07th 2003
76
      RE: that could be a new show on Fox, though...
Sep 09th 2003
95
i don't think you can.
Sep 04th 2003
17
RE: can you imagine
Sep 04th 2003
20
      lol hell yea
Sep 04th 2003
21
           *2,000 crunches* that was funny.
Sep 04th 2003
27
                *takes a bow*
Sep 05th 2003
57
                     its an okpism now...
Sep 08th 2003
87
RE: Domestication of monkeys
Sep 04th 2003
18
RE: Domestication of monkeys
Sep 04th 2003
25
      that was BeholdMe.
Sep 08th 2003
91
didn't homer simpson have a helper monkey?
Sep 04th 2003
22
Pray --- For------Mojo
Sep 04th 2003
23
who wanna go half on a monkey farm?
Sep 04th 2003
28
RE: who wanna go half on a monkey farm?
Sep 05th 2003
41
shiiiit
Sep 05th 2003
47
excellent. THAT's what i'm talking about.
Sep 07th 2003
71
LOL
Sep 05th 2003
56
Holla at a Howler
Sep 09th 2003
100
I always wanted one too
Sep 04th 2003
31
errbody needs to MONKEY UP for the '03!
Sep 05th 2003
33
Cause of that damn 28 days later.......
Sep 05th 2003
36
too much like slavery
Sep 05th 2003
38
RE: Domestication of monkeys
Sep 05th 2003
46
the emancipation proclamation
Sep 05th 2003
53
they are wild animals
Sep 05th 2003
55
Thanks guys
Sep 05th 2003
58
Fuck a Monkey. I wanna Maguai.
Sep 05th 2003
60
they would water him around these parts.
Sep 08th 2003
90
red pandas are officially what's up. they are
Sep 06th 2003
61
them some racoon lookin muhfuhz...
Sep 06th 2003
62
archive
Sep 06th 2003
63
I'd prefer a tiger....
Sep 06th 2003
65
get an albino one and dye it blue. or better yet,
Sep 06th 2003
66
      this has got to be the funniest
Sep 07th 2003
77
this thread should be archived..
Sep 06th 2003
68
They'd take all the good jobs.
Sep 06th 2003
69
leaf blowing?
Sep 07th 2003
73
ha!
Sep 07th 2003
75
your avatar is MAGNIFICENT.
Sep 08th 2003
83
Whattabout....
Sep 07th 2003
79
you want a poisoned monkey? that's sick!
Sep 08th 2003
86
i see x tryna move in on my tactical wolverine security
Sep 07th 2003
80
RE: i see x tryna move in on my tactical wolverine secu
Sep 07th 2003
81
nah. consolidate, cuz. i ain't tryin to take over your
Sep 08th 2003
82
Mon-key UP! (Yap that foo!)
Sep 08th 2003
84
Uhh, watch "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes"
Sep 08th 2003
88
but what about the wolves and tigers, though?
Sep 08th 2003
89
my monkey
Sep 08th 2003
93
he aight. we need to thug him out, though.
Sep 09th 2003
94
Apes to match the drapes.
Sep 09th 2003
96
see, i thought it was monkeyspect at first, but
Sep 09th 2003
97
      RE: see, i thought it was monkeyspect at first, but
Sep 09th 2003
98
apes that play tapes
Sep 09th 2003
99

Satan
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1. "G-unit."
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2. "well..."
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You can have a pet monkey, if you have the space..and a cage..
or just go to brick city, new jerz...but be careful..lol



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3. "i always wanted a monkey too"
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he could clean shit for you, and get the remote. Hes be like a obedient little brother...

i might have to start teh monkey revolution

get money.

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67. "monkey hate clean"
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4. "ive heard they smell absolutely atrocious"
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and they are by no means sanitary, what with the hurling of feces and such...

i think theyre awfully tempermental too...

if i could have a pet though, a monkey would be near the top of the list

why does domestication look wrong to me? I want it to say domestification of...but i think you're right.

domestication just looks wrong to me

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5. "*enter the white supremacists* n/m"
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6. "umm have you seen outbreak, ebola (sp) man"
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7. "lol darrylclark is gonna kill us all!!!!!!!!! n/m"
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8. "id exterminate all monkeys if possible"
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9. "amen to that"
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I mean really, who still has a prehensile tail???

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10. "Some animals can't be domesticated"
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monkeys are among 'em.

Indelible purple pee all over your home, you'd give up too.

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14. "how about pigs?"
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please don't spoil my dream, janey.

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19. "RE: how about pigs?"
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george clooney has a pet pig, but i think thats how he stays a batchelor, if you know what i mean.


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24. "Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pigs"
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Ever wonder where that trendy pet went? They're all bacon now.

Why? Because they're not actually domesticable. We had some friends with a pot bellied pig back in the early 90s, and they were always raving about how smart it was. How smart? So smart that it would come to the kitchen when dinner was ready.

I was like whoa.

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34. "Think of zebras"
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They look an awful lot like horses. Why don't we ride them and harness them to plows?

Because they aren't domesticable. They're damn mean, according to Jared Diamond, author of Guns, Germs and Steel, among other fascinating works.

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35. "i think all it takes is love. if we could kill the zebr"
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hate that is rampant in our world. we could all ride them in umfufu-like serenity and splendor.


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37. "kumbaya, muthafucka"
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39. "very appropos to your sig... is this eviljaney?"
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who defiantly rides astride unwilling zebras, with her attache of accessories, giving unwanted perineum massages sans petroleum products?


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42. "for the record"
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I only massage perineums (perinea?), anuses or prostates when I am asked... or begged.

I'm a receiver by nature, not a pitcher.

I have no independent desire to poke anyone in the ass (other than the normal desire to participate fully in my partner's pleasure), and so would never even remotely consider performing such an act if it were UNwanted.

I fear that the masses don't understand this. The fact that I know that many men enjoy prostate massage and the fact that I condemn those who would condemn them for it does not mean that I want everyone to take it in the ass. Far from it. In fact, the fewer people who are willing to receive means that there's just more left over for me.

Because I'd rather be buttfucking.

Right now.

Yep, right now I would most like to be enjoying some deep dicking in my ass. That's my first wish, fairy godmother.

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All life ends in death
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44. "*applauds* that whole reply is so sigworthy."
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an if i was living single i would most def squiggle atcha. surely, though, someone out there can throw it to you deep, up the middle (hey, football season is back, i can't help it).


peace & blessings,

x.

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45. "I &#9829; you"
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and I ♥ sports metaphors.

I ♥ having sex with a football game going in the background. I ♥ hearing the fans cheer when I do something very special.

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All life ends in death
- The Buddha

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49. "wow. football would be good, but much as i can't"
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eff WITH soccer, it would be crucial to eff TO soccer... long time w/ no commentary, nothin, nothin, nothin, nothin... then 2hrs later... GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

g'yeah.

peace & blessings,

x.

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x.

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50. "But I like football scoring"
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It's a pretty good method.

I think it's much more evocative than the straightforward GOOOOAAAALL of soccer.

And I like high scoring games.

You know, you get 7 points if your partner comes. 8 if you go for the two point conversion and put a little extra somethingorother into it.

Three points for a near miss or a head rush.

You can score a game over the course of a weekend.

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All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

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51. "*jots note to self*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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52. "I've got"
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lots of good ideas.

Let's me and you go off for a quiet weekend. You bring your Amish outfit and I'll bring my little bag o' tricks.

We'll make a party out of it.

~ ~ ~
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All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

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54. "they shooting amish people now. and i thought"
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i'd established that i fear your back of tricks.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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26. "male monkeys are the worst."
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they masturbate & throw pooh regularly.

and now:

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29. "that's monkeysexist."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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30. "You play with them then!"
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Female monkeys or die!

and now:

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don't be fkn evil.

  

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32. "i ain't goin out my way to get male monkeys..."
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that'd be monkeyspect. but i don't want them going out like female crabs, where people only want them for their claws. that wouldn't be right. although monkey claws are good.


peace & blessings,

x.

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x.

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40. "monkeyspect = best new word."
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I'd rather have a wolf though.

and now:

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
- ρδω

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43. "thanks. i like it too. rolls of the tongue *no primate*"
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u could own a wolf if you live in raleigh, thanks to that ill-advised public art project (w/ the decorated wolves all around the city). hth could they NOT think that those things would all be stolen by NC State students or alumni? you know there gotta be a half dozen of them joints sitting up in somebody's frathouse with a beer bong hanging from its neck and a trucker hat on.

but yeah, i always wanted a wolf. they're mad tall. me an wolf-wolf would go around punking pitts.


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x.

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peace & blessings,

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59. "wolf punks everything here."
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and yeah those wolf pieces are high on theft value.
they have "frat boy steal me" written all over them.
even that situation is monkeyspect.

and now:

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64. "true indeed. maybe go quarter on a monkeyfarm"
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and quarter on a wolf farm.

that would be so dope. at first, we'd have to hustle to build up our business, like Too Short, selling wolfs out the trunk.

again, a few well placed petvertisements in some rap videos, and our lucrative bidness of selling wolves would take off.

then mtv would hate, cuz they don't want the blackman to come up like that, and would start blurring out the wolves and monkeys in rappers videos. then i would get jim brown and johnny cochran and sue mtv.

i can see this happening.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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70. "Terminator X has an ostrich farm in Durham."
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Your plan has excellent profit potential!
We need a marketing slogan.
We could ape the competition and sell wolf tickets at their spots.

and now:

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
- ρδω

♀¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤♀


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72. "that will always be my favorite factoid."
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matter of fact, i'm surprised you beat me to it on this post. i have more terminator x ostrich mentions then some charter member post counts.


>Your plan has excellent profit potential!
>We need a marketing slogan.
>We could ape the competition and sell wolf tickets at their
>spots.

most def. i'm always down to sell wolf tickets.

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x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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85. "an it sounds like something Ghostface would"
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interpolate.

"sometimes, i be sick a these birds, no time for 'em/
Terminator X got a ostrich farm in durham/"


peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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92. "followed by:"
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>interpolate.
>
>"sometimes, i be sick a these birds, no time for 'em/
>Terminator X got a ostrich farm in durham/"

eagle eye guy no harm to my forearm/
I bagged big bird warn the forum /



and now:

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
- ρδω

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11. "*Too Easy*"
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I'll let this one slide.

_____________________________
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"How DARE Fiyah give me a name like Corn Bread!"
*Bubbles*

  

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16. "#7 n/m"
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12. "It was called "The Slave Trade""
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==================================================
"No inconvenience at all, I insist on leaving an impression." - Cee Lo

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FLASH!!

  

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Corn Bread The Nigger Hating GoldFish

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15. "Thank You"
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_____________________________
*Bubbles*
"How DARE Fiyah give me a name like Corn Bread!"
*Bubbles*

  

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48. "RE: Thank You"
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***extreme inability to pay attention to discussion due to incessant giggling over the name "corn bread the nigger hatin goldfish"****

NO BS I know a little girl named Alize Moet Johnson...*saying a prayer for her future*

  

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78. "You had to be there"
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Ask HottLikeFiyah about her goldfish named Cornbread...

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13. "they're too smart"
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too volatile and too tempermental.

they're pretty damn dangerous and are very possessive. will mark any and all territory (including humans) w/ their musk (which is AWFUL!), urine and feces.

the domestication of the monkey will probably (hopefully) never happen.

and those monkeys that celebrities all have, walking around w/ them on their shoulders - generally, they are all young. you rarely hear of someone having a monkey as a life long pet because once they reach adolescence and adulthood - watch your back. here come the feces.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
.:Kristy:.

.:Southern Belle::Magnolia Smell:.

Lyric O' the Week:

"Ain't nobody as me, i'm just so so !"
-- 'Kast ~ So Fresh, So Clean

All Things in Moderatin':
~ "Kristy, why you do me like that!?" click for answers.
~ see an offensive avatar or post? inbox me so i can see it too!




k.

so much awesome in one place.

  

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74. "that could be a new show on Fox, though..."
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>watch your back. here come the feces.

i'd watch that before all of that other reality bullshit. i mean, really. if they had a truck with some really antisocial simians, and just rolled around the city filming people, like, yo, c'mere for a minute... can you tell me how to get to *mumble, mumble*

person walks closer

SPLATT! (monkey pelts them with fecal matter)

cue laugh track and wacky monkeyshit theme music.

that would work.


peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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76. "LMAO n/m"
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My own lil of cyberspace

the words of wisdom:

"The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any." -Alice Walker

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson

I feel alone on this mission, I'm wishin' there was more of me
A pair of me, apparently I'm a parasite caught inside a paradox
A paradise, a parody --- Slug




Sleep much?... Midnight Marauders 2004™...

What's he building in ?©Tom Waits

and now without further ado, the words of wisdom:

"Magic Shell's a helluva drug"
"im a little slow cause im slow"
-as always the illust

  

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95. "RE: that could be a new show on Fox, though..."
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You are cracking me up today!!!!

  

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17. "i don't think you can."
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mike had to give bubbles away 'cause he was being a "rebellious teen" and unlike a human teen that you can ground a rebellious chimp will just knock your ass out.

i say
life and liberty
i say
love and unity
i say
clean livity...afrika

  

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20. "RE: can you imagine"
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the chimp flippin out on Mike. I'd pay to see that.

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21. "lol hell yea"
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and mike with his voice "bubbles. buuuuubbles, stop it! stop it bubbles! aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

lol

i say
life and liberty
i say
love and unity
i say
clean livity...afrika

  

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27. "*2,000 crunches* that was funny."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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57. "*takes a bow*"
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what does 2000 crunches mean though?

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i say
love and unity
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clean livity...afrika

  

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87. "its an okpism now..."
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there was some post, once upon a time, that was so funny, that write_serengeti said that she was laughing so hard, her stomach hurt like she had just done 2,000 crunches. at the time, in okland, we were looking for alternatives to lmao, lmbao(lmwao), lol, etc., and i remember thinking, that's very expressive. i, of course, could not leave shit be, so i bumped the crunch count up by 25% and, voila! *2,500 crunches*.

of course, this was all pre-ROLOL Out Ya Lemons. that changed aythang



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x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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18. "RE: Domestication of monkeys"
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didnt an okp get a monkey for christmas? i remember them making a post about it.


Fat people are a joy to me. They give me great meal ideals and have taught me to do fat people things like combining foods that I would have never have thought to combine. <--okp fresh rain4u on fat people and the troubles of fasting.


  

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25. "RE: Domestication of monkeys"
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someone please answer me... im curious.

i remember he said it was a small monkey (not a chimp), nobody remembers?


Fat people are a joy to me. They give me great meal ideals and have taught me to do fat people things like combining foods that I would have never have thought to combine. <--okp fresh rain4u on fat people and the troubles of fasting.


  

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91. "that was BeholdMe."
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I'm #ffffff

  

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22. "didn't homer simpson have a helper monkey?"
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23. "Pray --- For------Mojo"
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28. "who wanna go half on a monkey farm?"
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serious biz. we can raise them critters and spark it as the next big style. think about it. all we need is to get a couple rappers to start sporting monkeys, rhymin about monkeys.

shit will blow up.

we got enough rappers on this site. i don't know if thought would drop a monkey verse. but skillz? he'd prolly do it. an iriescience an ev? sho.

you know BEP would be down to rock a monkey. jean grae? little brother?

i'm telling you. we use okp clout to get these cats monkeyed up... its ON.

matter of fact, we can do a song called "Monkey UP!", basically talkin shit about poor cats who got bentleys and rims, but no monkeys. you ain't really ballin if you don't got a monkey in the 2k3.

who's down with me? Monkey UP, y'all.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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41. "RE: who wanna go half on a monkey farm?"
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>matter of fact, we can do a song called "Monkey UP!",
>basically talkin shit about poor cats who got bentleys and
>rims, but no monkeys. you ain't really ballin if you don't
>got a monkey in the 2k3.


Shit, my monkey's got his own monkey and even that monkey has has a Bentley.

You could get throwback monkeys on some Jurassic Park type science.

  

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47. "shiiiit"
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welcome to my sig.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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71. "excellent. THAT's what i'm talking about."
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monkey up.


peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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56. "LOL"
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hahhahahahahahaa




the visual on all that is comedy

call dave chapelle, maybe he'll let you cameo as a monkeyed up rapper


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fuck the president!!"
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on
mine-- and I feel my weapon
is more powerful than yours."
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Panther David Hilliard, 1969


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sa pinanggalingan, hindi
makakarating sa
pinaroroonan.'' Those who
cannot see where they came
from will never get to where
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100. "Holla at a Howler"
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Stacks of Macaques

MarmoSets

Lemurs for Less

Gibbons n' Ribbons


  

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31. "I always wanted one too"
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really.

The offspring :-D

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33. "errbody needs to MONKEY UP for the '03!"
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get your monkey on!




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x.

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peace & blessings,

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36. "Cause of that damn 28 days later......."
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I threw the idea of getting a damn monkey of any sort...right out the damn window.....

Let my sig speak for me, when I choose silence.

FUCK YOU, Fuck you and fuck you, who's next?

Unfuckwittable by definition and design.....Black, AFLAC BITCH

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38. "too much like slavery"
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.


______________________________
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.


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46. "RE: Domestication of monkeys"
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check out this site.
http://www.our-pets.net/primatestore/forsale.htm


Fat people are a joy to me. They give me great meal ideals and have taught me to do fat people things like combining foods that I would have never have thought to combine. <--okp fresh rain4u on fat people and the troubles of fasting.


  

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53. "the emancipation proclamation"
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shoulda kept yall niggers in cages...oh wait we do

  

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55. "they are wild animals"
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they could just snap and scratch your eyes out without thinking twice.

  

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58. "Thanks guys"
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For making this "nothing" post into something.

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60. "Fuck a Monkey. I wanna Maguai."
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I'll even get him that Rambo get up Gizmo wore in part II.

If you need me I'll be in the of Hell.

God Bless the .

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90. "they would water him around these parts."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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61. "red pandas are officially what's up. they are"
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endangered, but extremely cute. if you got mad bamboo growing in your back yard, you could get one.

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x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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62. "them some racoon lookin muhfuhz..."
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i'd rather chill with a giant panda. hook em up with sum bamboo and shit.


True indeed.


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63. "archive"
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on the strength of poetx's "monkeyspect" and "no primate"

hilarious

and janey's whole reply about a deep dicking in the ass right now was sigworthy...

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you eat crisco son?"

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65. "I'd prefer a tiger...."
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I've always wanted a pet tiger. That would be so gangster. Also ever since I saw that Janet Jackson video with JD in it I wanted a pet alligator. Imagine walking that thing down the street. Let's see that little Iraqi kid in my hood with the crazy pit bull try and fuck with me.

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"Zionist Israel's occupation of Arab Palestine has forced the Arab world to waste billions of precious dollars on armaments making it impossible for these newly independent Arab nations to concentrate on strengthening the economies of their countries and elevate the living standard of their people."
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משה גידון בן יעקב עיסר

  

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66. "get an albino one and dye it blue. or better yet,"
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tie dye it. now THAT would be dope. a mostly blue, but gradated purle and green tiger. partial as i am to monkeys and wolves, what's really f*cking with that?

(well, maybe if we tie dye the wolves and monkeys). we could sell the all black jawns to the rappers. and the tie dyed ones would sell real good at the grateful dead concerts.

that probably wouldn't be too safe, though. cuz think about it... if someone is tripping off of acid, should they really own a wolf or a tiger? a monkey? maybe a monkey. but they'd probably get in trouble with the tiger.

we could probably open a side business -- like an urgent care for people who've been mauled by tie dyed tigers and wolves. cuz you know the real doctors ain't f*cking with them. can you imagine the 911 call?

victim: "helloooo.... duuude... i've been attacked. i'm bleeeeding. help me..."

operator: "sir, sir? what happened? what kind of attack????"

victim: "it was a blue and purple tie dyed tiger... i bought it at the dead concert. seemed like a really good idea at the time. i tried to share a burrito with him and he--"

~~CLICK~~

see? they'd have to come to us. and we could go out and capture the tiger or wolf that attacked them, too. and resell them. but i suppose we'd have to put a sticker on them or something that said that they'd tasted human meat before. we'd probably have to knock off about 50% for something like that, you think?

the environmental people wouldn't be mad. cuz we'd only use like, FD&C red and blue and yellow to make our colors. they'd be like big-assed m&m's. except furry. and a little deadlier.

i'm getting more and more hyped about this idea. do they make white monkeys, too?

we could make a red wolf and a red tiger for suge knight. do he still have money? probably we should check before we dye the tiger. or we could start him small, and let him put a red monkey on layaway.

is it just me?

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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77. "this has got to be the funniest"
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thing i've ever heard...

>the environmental people wouldn't be mad. cuz we'd only use >like, FD&C red and blue and yellow to make our colors. they'd be like big-assed m&m's. except furry. and a little deadlier.


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the words of wisdom:

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68. "this thread should be archived.."
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69. "They'd take all the good jobs."
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73. "leaf blowing?"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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75. "ha!"
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they'd be on trl with videos and er'thang



  

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83. "your avatar is MAGNIFICENT."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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79. "Whattabout...."
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.....those little monkeys like the one that ate the poisoned date on Raiders of the Lost Ark? I've always wanted one of those.


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86. "you want a poisoned monkey? that's sick!"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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80. "i see x tryna move in on my tactical wolverine security"
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farms....its all good



bring them punk ass monkeys within 300 feet of my operations and its on


we can have some real life ghetto pokemon out this piece


i got a big one named micheal clarke duncan that i -was- gonna sell to shaq, but he is ready for battle


dont be tryna sneak no baboons in the ring either



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81. "RE: i see x tryna move in on my tactical wolverine secu"
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>we can have some real life ghetto pokemon out this piece
>

That would be the shit if we could keep our pets in balls!!!

It'd be like "FETCH ROVER!!!" And you just release the puppy and he goes and fetch.

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82. "nah. consolidate, cuz. i ain't tryin to take over your"
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wolverine binness. but lets be real for a sec. what are your profit margins? 10-20%? you need to maximize. i think that if you get with our marketing techniques, you'll be in better shape.

now, that Ghetto Pokemon ish got potential... i wonder if they can show blood on fox kids?

Pickawolf, i chooose YOU!! *kid smiles* *let's wolf go*

"arrragghrraafrararoiuarfRRRAHHGHGGGRRRURGGGGRARRRR*

that could work.


peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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84. "Mon-key UP! (Yap that foo!)"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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88. "Uhh, watch "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes""
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It will only lead to the Simian revolution, duh.

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89. "but what about the wolves and tigers, though?"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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93. "my monkey"
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94. "he aight. we need to thug him out, though."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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96. "Apes to match the drapes."
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It'd be on TLC. Kinda like a Queer Eye for a Monkey Guy type thing.

A lot of people have pets, but very few of those pets are really thugged out, dyed, or whatever. A crew could come in, you know, lace them with wolves, monkeys, pandas, etc. Clear out all the old litter boxes, food bowls or whatever and hook 'em up with a new monkeystudio and a dope eucalyptus grove.

Of course, the big pop comes when wifey comes back from visiting her parents. Tears welling up 'n shit.

  

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97. "see, i thought it was monkeyspect at first, but"
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i was channel surfing one night and caught it, and was like, these dudes *do* got a flair for their monkeys.

>It'd be on TLC. Kinda like a Queer Eye for a Monkey Guy type
>thing.
>
>A lot of people have pets, but very few of those pets are
>really thugged out, dyed, or whatever. A crew could come in,
>you know, lace them with wolves, monkeys, pandas, etc. Clear
>out all the old litter boxes, food bowls or whatever and
>hook 'em up with a new monkeystudio and a dope eucalyptus
>grove.

lol. did you see the one wolf where the dude had tried to dye him and messed up, and his fur was all drab and dingy? and then they rescued his dye job, with that faux finish, and left him with that desert camo effect? i had to admit, that was nice.

and the throwback tiger that looked like he had on an old giants jersey, right down to the helmet? that was too tough. (damn shame he bit that dude up, though, but that's the risks you take).

>
>Of course, the big pop comes when wifey comes back from
>visiting her parents. Tears welling up 'n shit.

and at the end of the day, isn't that what it's all about. you see how she ain't even notice her lemur when she walked into the room, cause he was maroon and blending with the curtains? and that blond spot on his head matched the embroidery on the top. its a little much if you gonna sport your monkey outside, but if you got a house monkey an he match the curtains that nice, what's really f*cking with that?


peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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98. "RE: see, i thought it was monkeyspect at first, but"
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I did see that episode. Some of the monkeystylists pretty much turn out a nice monkey every time, but that one chick is definitely monkeyspect. I mean, who wants a damn zebra-print gibbon? You know that shits gettin' dyed back as soon as they switch the cameras off.

I gotta admit though, she used were pretty cute.

  

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99. "apes that play tapes"
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Dinco D, true visionary.

DROP.
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SWORD.

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