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homeless shelter... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 1
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real talk? Tell your wife to get the fuck over it. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 2
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 I'm not going to do that but thanks for the reply. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 10
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 lololol |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 39
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that's the #1 rule? damn, i musta slept through that lesson. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 3
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 is your wife Black? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 9
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 yes |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 21
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My wife doesn't have that rule, I'm not sure it exists. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 4
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 is your wife Black? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 8
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 So black women are a monolith? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 12
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  you are way too serious for this thread. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 20
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   Next time ask for jokes, not advice. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 22
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  thanks bro, I needed that |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 31
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  I'm here for you. you're on your own with your hurt as feelings though... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 42
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  how come you never tried to keep a senes of humor when we were dating? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 48
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  Kill yourself. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 53
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  0_0 |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 55
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   In fairness, I'm just giving him what I know he wants |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 57
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   lol, his sense of humor is killing pets |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 59
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  This makes zero sense. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 61
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  fuck you, it's my turn to move on! |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 63
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   No. Have another bottle of Thunderbird and a bottle of Oxy to go with it |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 73
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  i dont even know what all that wacky shit is. im not coming out of |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 74
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  Have you cleaned the vomit off your burlap cloak yet, you filthy whino? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 77
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  this is so unnecessary |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 116
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  When he stops stalking me I'll stop telling him to off himself |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 124
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   wtf is wrong with you? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 141
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    can you cook him a casserol? cause clearly that pissed him off |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 149
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    oh, I deserve EVERYTHING good in life you ignorant cunt. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 170
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    oh, I deserve EVERYTHING good in life you ignorant cunt. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 171
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   RE: When he stops stalking me -- a question |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 143
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  That's a joke of a question and you know it. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 165
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  that dude got issues |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 128
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  Nah, you just have no spine and/or make shitty bait posts |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 131
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  thank you for helping this go plat... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 137
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  nah -- just women in general |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 66
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 Yes |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 68
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thats a silly ass rule fam. But if it was me i'd keep it at work and eat |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 5
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maybe you could say your boss made it. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 6
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damn, no wonder this place is dead. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 7
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 OKP is dead because you asked for advice but REALLY wanted jokes? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 14
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I would double check with the wife |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 11
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eat that shit at work like a boss... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 13
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Naw I don't think that's a universal rule. The rule is it's a violation... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 15
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 ^ |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 18
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 I think she has to know the woman. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 47
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  if its for the whole house whats the problem? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 62
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  The only remotely situation is this single chick fixed me a plate at a B... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 70
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 The "rule" is another woman shouldn't be taking care of her man |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 87
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tell your wife that the boss made it. not his wife, the boss himself |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 16
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grow some balls. :) |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 17
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 reverse misogyny |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 19
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 Well damn. LOL. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 23
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 I said.....biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 25
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 ^^^^^Here are the jokes you asked for fam |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 26
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  . |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 188
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 #POAST |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 40
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yo, marriage sounds weak as fuck if this is life. eat that shit. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 24
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 Nah, marriage ain't weak. You're thinking of Legs's backbone. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 27
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  *closes laptop*pours coffee in mug*cups with both hands*stares out* |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 30
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   https://youtu.be/fi8MI7jjpSY |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 56
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  godamnitt. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 64
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  Yaaaaaas the glory days of OKP have come back!!!! |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 110
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 well damn... that had to feel good when you clicked post |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 34
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 dick hoard and everything |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 45
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OKConsensus: We think yo wife is a dick off your info |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 28
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 Is your wife black though? Because all black women are like this. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 29
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 well we know no one aint cookin for your miserable ass |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 38
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 No one ain't cooking? I thought you were educated. Just take the L, cryb... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 41
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just get in front of it + let her know ur bringing it home in advance |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 32
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they trying to make a monkey out of you. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 33
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 trying? these mofos throwing banana peels at the God |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 36
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 The God? YOU? Legsdiamond? YOU?? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 43
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 damn man. this bad. you got my got my old beat-up wild typing at you |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 44
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 it's OK bruh... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 52
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 Let's see....10:22 eastern. You're on what, your fifth bottle of Night T... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 60
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 how many time have you put down your children today? huh? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 65
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 Oh I'm a wellspring of encouragement and affirmation to my children |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 76
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 i fucking hope so. cause i believe in you. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 79
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 Again: only a true scumbag takes your current tact. using my kids for th... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 81
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 take a lunch break. buy your wife some flowers. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 83
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 Write that note scumbag. Then do it. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 85
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 don't forget to tell her how pretty she is. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 86
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 Oh I remind my Black Queen of her beauty daily, and that kills you. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 98
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 don't type me to death about your marriage. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 105
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 my wife and both kids are very happy. about to move into our second hom... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 113
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 who are you trying to impress? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 118
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 Uhhhh, what's going on here guys. Y'all want to talk about it? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 122
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 DZ makes a point of stalking my posts. Currently he's using my wife and ... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 125
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 - |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 159
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you just had a baby |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 35
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 I know... but let this place cook for a while, it's monday |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 37
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 How the fuck do I navigate this one?"- You |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 54
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 its a bait post on a monday you big dummy |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 67
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 Riiiiiiiiiight. Baiting people into making fun of you with no comebacks |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 80
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 In fairness, he's been stepping into L's like a Sesame Street skit latel... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 88
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  ah... well damn now I feel bad |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 89
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  liar |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 93
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 ^^^^^Pyroclastic Flow. GOT DAMN!!! GET HIM REX!!!! |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 101
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 No snark. You've admitted to changing details for comedic effect |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 187
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 take your meds |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 97
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 ^^^^ this canned fallback is always amusing |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 100
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is your wife black? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 46
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Step one, on the way home you need to make a stop |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 49
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 LMAO |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 58
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What part of the country is your wife from? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 50
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https://youtu.be/A8mUMSi5M8g |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 51
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Is wifey regular Black or playery Black?...u know..openminded |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 69
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 playery Black is the openminded choice? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 78
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 of course yes ...lol...regular Black folks are skeptical about |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 90
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don't you put the evil on us lol |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 71
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 nope.. nothing bad at all. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 72
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 mmhmm |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 82
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 dead serious... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 92
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 I knew it!!! |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 107
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A+ post would read again |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 75
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 shit got weird in here |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 84
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  very |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 94
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  I'm pretty sure that dude has an eye twitch |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 99
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   It was your booby trapped post. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 104
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  Real fast too... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 136
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 dead at that gif |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 140
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 RE: A+ post would read again |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 191
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that exchange above is extremely bizarre |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 91
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 dude are you gonna create a team in Survivor or nah? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 95
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 done...my bad, thun |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 117
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 aight no prob..lol |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 130
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So legsdiamond and Cold Truth are fuckin and he's mad another... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 96
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 lol, turrible, just turrible (c). |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 102
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  you gonna take your earrings off when u fight ol girl @ legsdiamond job?... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 109
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 my apologies.. usually i keep my bitchez in line |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 114
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  Says the lost puppy dog who started following me around on sign up |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 119
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 You're really going to double down on this 6th grade retort? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 115
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 lol i know you aren't talkin |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 120
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 Please. You ran with the "oh they fucking!" routine |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 126
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 Y'all wanted to keep it under wraps? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 129
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 ^^^^Thinks Kevin James is hilarious |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 133
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 true |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 142
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 lol |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 103
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 http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivda030W1qia1g5.gif |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 106
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black woman gets upset because someone else cooked? Really? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 108
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 bring home dinner tomorrow and say Tina in accounting |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 111
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 LOL. If she's fine and we had some back history, then maybe |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 121
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 im gonna try the "more for me" approach tonight |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 138
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I don't obey made up rules |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 112
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Soo no one caught the buried lead? Da Hell you doing texting the bosses.... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 123
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 Well he did say it was a bait post for Monday |
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Sep 28th 2015 |
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  you doing waaaaaaay too much. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 132
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 How so? Please, explain. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 135
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 what you said may be true..but all i see is you going on and on and on a... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 139
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 what is sad is we havent gone back and forth for a good minute |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 146
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 We're I replying to thin air, you'd have a point |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 147
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 wtf? this is where i know you are crazy |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 151
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  he's HANGRY |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 158
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  yes, pig. bullshit. you chime in and admittedly know nothing |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 173
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 lol, ok. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 152
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  Typical response when facts get in the way of your story |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 177
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 everyone sees you foaming at the mouth in here bruh... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 153
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  - |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 154
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 kids man... cant talk about the kids |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 156
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 kill yourself is okay? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 160
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 touche |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 164
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 You come to me, bitch. I don't come to you. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 181
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 Seriously no bullshit but it might be time for you to log off... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 157
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  this is how he usually acts tho... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 163
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  Dummy, people are getting personal with me. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 179
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   All jokes aside you better be glad that you behind a computer... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 183
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  Who's taking things too seriously now? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 186
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  I'm not doin this back n forth dance wit you... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 192
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  . |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 195
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  You know what? Fuck it. You put me in a lose lose scenario. You win out.... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 196
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  Dummy, people are getting personal with me. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 180
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 You bamma'ing up this post fam. We could be having some serious jokes |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 162
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 I served up a gem and ASKED for jokes... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 167
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  lol I DID go in and you caught feelings |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 176
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 You can still be doing all of that |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 174
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 Great now I am persecuting you too. SMH. But you are right.... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 178
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 You say persecution, not me. plus you're adding to what you see as the ... |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 182
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 Well he did say it was a bait post for Monday |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 127
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 lits a small company. should i ignore her text? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 134
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 when i was in my 20s, the boss' wife ran her hands over my braids |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 144
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 my boss is flirty too.. not touchy feelie tho |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 155
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 um the same boss whose wife made the casserole? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 161
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 lmao.. nah, bosses wife. smh |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 169
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it's traditional to give people food when they have a baby |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 145
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 its our first baby and I did not know this... interesting. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 148
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  that's...crazy. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 150
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 true...but by folks WE know. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 166
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 ikr.. my wife has never met the bosses wife |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 168
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  a beautiful hot mess lol |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 172
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  i dont see the issue with coworkers. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 198
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 yeah but she's affiliated so i wouldnt have an issue with it |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 197
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 is your wife black? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 184
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This post is why I used to call all of you niggers. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 175
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 but is your wife black though? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 185
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 If so, how black is she? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 190
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This is kind of silly |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 189
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Lol, Jesus what happened in here? |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 193
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This post is like a terrible remake of okps old days. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 194
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There is only one reason why this is an issue |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 199
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eat it. i bet its fuckin good. |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 200
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 Its in the oven |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 202
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What the hell happened in here? Shit was about casserole-- |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 201
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http://i.imgur.com/U8lUyRL.jpg |
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Sep 28th 2015 | 203
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