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Cenario
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"These wives ain't loyal....A Cenario Takes an L Production"


  

          

Waiting on the platform for the train we see a young man with downs syndrome on his way to work..he smiles and says hi to my wife, my wife says hi back and tells me that she sees him around once a week on the train and he's very friendly.

Train comes and we all board and he follows my wife and sits next to her, leaving about half a body length between the two of them. I'm standing there with the "can you scoot over face" and he scoots closer to my wife so that I can sit on HIS other side. I'm standing there looking like...

http://images.ukcs.net/10507/SDC10683.JPG

So I go sit on the other side of my wife altho we are separated by a pole. Then during the ride, I see my wife looking over her OTHER shoulder and giggling and whatnot.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, homeboy stop comes and he looks at my wife and says have a good day...and then this dude gives my wife a hug...and it wasn't just a pat your back hug, it was a squeezeandrubyourbackcuzyourskinsosoftandyourhairsmellgood hug.

THEN....he gets up looks at me, and then tells the guy that was sitting on his other side "take care of my girl"

Everyone in our vicinity was laughing.

I just hung my head in shame.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
I'm literally LOL'ing at this.
Jun 19th 2014
1
lmao.
Jun 19th 2014
2
#CORKHOLDED
Jun 19th 2014
3
If I believed in hell I would be headed there RIGHT NOW!
Jun 19th 2014
8
*f'ing DONE*.
Jun 19th 2014
13
oh shittttt
Jun 19th 2014
15
lmao man
Jun 19th 2014
16
This would be the best/worst shirt ever.
Jun 19th 2014
19
damn!!
Jun 19th 2014
27
Fock
Jun 19th 2014
33
*applause*
Jun 19th 2014
34
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (c) Mother Sister
Jun 19th 2014
38
beautiful.
Jun 19th 2014
43
you're horribly amazing lol
Jun 19th 2014
44
Damn. n/m
Jun 19th 2014
45
*Weebay gif*
Jun 19th 2014
50
this place, man
Jun 19th 2014
53
oh shyt! lol
Jun 19th 2014
58
lol
Jun 19th 2014
60
A+
Jun 19th 2014
63
lmao
Jun 19th 2014
65
smh... lol
Jun 19th 2014
72
dis nigga.lulz
Jun 19th 2014
76
RE: #CORKHOLDED
Jun 19th 2014
81
LMAO only old people get this joke
Jun 19th 2014
82
*tears* (c) Force MDs
Jun 19th 2014
83
lmao
Jun 19th 2014
84
that's awesome
Jun 19th 2014
4
LOLOL!
Jun 19th 2014
5
This what TI was going through
Jun 19th 2014
6
LOL. How did your wife react though?
Jun 19th 2014
7
Well apparently he's hugged her before. She thought it was hilarious
Jun 19th 2014
17
      Ah ok cool. As long as she didn't play you out lol.
Jun 20th 2014
85
Lmfaooooooooooooo.
Jun 19th 2014
9
special needs dude is gainin on ya...
Jun 19th 2014
10
This was a MADTv character. Special Patrick.
Jun 19th 2014
11
Keep it real...you was scared of that "special" strength.
Jun 19th 2014
12
#Lenny
Jun 19th 2014
14
hells yeah...he seemed mad soft and delicate with her but he
Jun 19th 2014
20
Yo, I TOTALLY skipped over the 'down syndrome' part.
Jun 19th 2014
18
lol if that was the situation, better believe, i would NOT be...
Jun 19th 2014
21
Man 4rill, I was finna send you a inbox
Jun 19th 2014
23
at first i did too. like damn cenario went out like a punk!
Jun 19th 2014
37
that ain't your wife no mo
Jun 19th 2014
22
lol
Jun 19th 2014
35
You handled this like a pro.
Jun 19th 2014
24
thanks...still felt like a simp tho
Jun 19th 2014
25
      Nah, you looked like a good dude to everyone.
Jun 19th 2014
46
           yup, lol.
Jun 19th 2014
49
lol, great story
Jun 19th 2014
26
real talk watch them special needs dudes around your gal
Jun 19th 2014
28
lmao i'm dying.
Jun 19th 2014
31
Listen to Bin...my nephew is autie as well
Jun 19th 2014
47
I'm gonna write that down
Jun 19th 2014
71
      i hope that okp hussein malik don't read this.
Jun 19th 2014
73
Ha, my wife's cousin is as well
Jun 19th 2014
52
yep
Jun 19th 2014
61
i haven't had a public transit boo for like, 2+ years
Jun 19th 2014
29
i laughed.
Jun 19th 2014
32
mr. stoleyourgirl
Jun 19th 2014
30
lol damn...
Jun 19th 2014
36
SD and QD go to the club, who getting laid first?
Jun 19th 2014
39
LOL...Ain't Nothing You Can Do
Jun 19th 2014
40
i think dude had on a lebron jersey under his dress shirt too
Jun 19th 2014
41
RE: These wives ain't loyal....A Cenario Takes an L Production
Jun 19th 2014
42
Oh...so you've never seen There's Something About Mary?
Jun 19th 2014
48
FRANK AND BEANS
Jun 19th 2014
75
Archie Bunker said it best
Jun 19th 2014
51
you know she's his friend for the rest of y'alls life, right?
Jun 19th 2014
54
the OP and this story are great. thanks for sharing.
Jun 19th 2014
55
lol that's cool...and yeah it seems that way.
Jun 19th 2014
56
"hey bro, we're all out. mind making a beer run?"
Jun 19th 2014
62
what a sweet story.
Jun 19th 2014
57
aw you guys
Jun 19th 2014
59
I taught a kid with Downs. He wouldn't give a FUCK.
Jun 19th 2014
64
lol great story...i was laughing from "nuh-uh" on
Jun 19th 2014
66
That's a great story, man...
Jun 19th 2014
67
dam son... he got to the job with his other special buddies
Jun 19th 2014
68
lmao...wouldn't have been surprised if there was a post on okp
Jun 19th 2014
69
      LMAO!!!
Jun 19th 2014
70
This is probably the type of post that gets 100 replies before you
Jun 19th 2014
74
it's as if you have a window into my life.
Jun 19th 2014
79
you better follow that dude...
Jun 19th 2014
77
I run train on chicks like you.
Jun 19th 2014
78
He's gonna be waiting her from now on. LOL
Jun 19th 2014
80

Niq96st
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1. "I'm literally LOL'ing at this."
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Tool!



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unfukwitable
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2. "lmao. "
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T Reynolds
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3. "#CORKHOLDED"
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that's when you get cuckolded by corky

special needs people can be so coldblooded

  

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DaHeathenOne76
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8. "If I believed in hell I would be headed there RIGHT NOW!"
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LMAO
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Don't you run, don't you run
What's your name? Who's your Mami?

  

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13. "*f'ing DONE*. "
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and i didn't need the explanation.

*dead*

peace & blessings,

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15. "oh shittttt"
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lmao

  

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Cenario
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16. "lmao man"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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19. "This would be the best/worst shirt ever."
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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27. "damn!! "
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i'm in tears

  

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33. "Fock"
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mind
--------
matter

  

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34. "*applause*"
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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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38. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (c) Mother Sister"
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43. "beautiful."
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44. "you're horribly amazing lol"
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45. "Damn. n/m"
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50. "*Weebay gif*"
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53. "this place, man"
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legato, staccato, andante, forte, fortissimo, piano, allegro, presto.

  

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58. "oh shyt! lol "
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I wish I could rate this response.

  

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60. "lol "
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63. "A+"
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65. "lmao"
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72. "smh... lol"
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76. "dis nigga.lulz"
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81. "RE: #CORKHOLDED"
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I'm soooo done. End of post.

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82. "LMAO only old people get this joke"
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Corky the man dont dissssrespect him lol

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83. "*tears* (c) Force MDs"
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One Hundred.

  

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84. "lmao"
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hell naw shawty

  

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4. "that's awesome"
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5. "LOLOL!"
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prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

  

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6. "This what TI was going through"
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J305
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7. "LOL. How did your wife react though?"
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peace

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17. "Well apparently he's hugged her before. She thought it was hilarious"
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Thu Jun-19-14 10:18 AM by Cenario

  

          

but could tell I was embarrassed lol

Edit: my wife's sister is special needs so she is very comfortable and has a soft spot for anyone that is special needs. That is probably how/why they became friendly in the 1st place.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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J305
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85. "Ah ok cool. As long as she didn't play you out lol."
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peace

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Don't Let Hollywood fool you.

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9. "Lmfaooooooooooooo. "
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10. "special needs dude is gainin on ya..."
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Don't sleep.
You can't fight him, tho. It wouldn't be fair.

  

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11. "This was a MADTv character. Special Patrick."
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He stayed runnin game on chicks with Hallmark quotes.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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12. "Keep it real...you was scared of that "special" strength. "
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You don't wanna test bruh and he break your arm and shit.

But lmao at this story.

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14. "#Lenny"
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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Cenario
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20. "hells yeah...he seemed mad soft and delicate with her but he"
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prolly would had me in a arm bar in no time.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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18. "Yo, I TOTALLY skipped over the 'down syndrome' part."
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I was MAD AS SHIT for you. lmao, I had to re read it.

Yo, man. Sometimes you just gotta take an L

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Cenario
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21. "lol if that was the situation, better believe, i would NOT be..."
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posting on okp about it.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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23. "Man 4rill, I was finna send you a inbox"
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with resources, references and errthang!

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veritas
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37. "at first i did too. like damn cenario went out like a punk!"
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re-read it like "OH!"

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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22. "that ain't your wife no mo"
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35. "lol"
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prototype

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24. "You handled this like a pro."
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25. "thanks...still felt like a simp tho"
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46. "Nah, you looked like a good dude to everyone."
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Plus you know that ol' Dude would have bent you up like a pretzel..LOL



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49. "yup, lol."
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>Plus you know that ol' Dude would have bent you up like a pretzel..LOL

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26. "lol, great story"
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28. "real talk watch them special needs dudes around your gal "
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My son is autie, I'm around that population a lot

They are some Lil horny bammas

My kid has no problem nuzzling your foot with his face. He has a toe fetish already. Teachers at his school wearing sandals will have his ass on the ground purring rubbing on their ankles

#inappropriate

Also, he loves titties. I mean...really loves em.

Watch they ass dog

  

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Cenario
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31. "lmao i'm dying."
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47. "Listen to Bin...my nephew is autie as well"
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15 years old..

He STAY tryna push up on my wife...

"you gave my sister a hug....can i get one too? but can you...give me a kiss when you give me a hug?"





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71. "I'm gonna write that down"
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>"you gave my sister a hug....can i get one too? but can
>you...give me a kiss when you give me a hug?"

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73. "i hope that okp hussein malik don't read this."
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dude gonna have a new pick up line.

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52. "Ha, my wife's cousin is as well"
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He is in love with her.

Just straight up gives me death stares. I have never been afraid of a 12 year-old before, but he scares me.

Talking real sweet to my wife and then just stares me down and walks away.

  

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61. "yep "
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set them boundaries

my cousin works with and trains folks to work with that population

BOUNDARIES
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29. "i haven't had a public transit boo for like, 2+ years"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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32. "i laughed."
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30. "mr. stoleyourgirl"
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Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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36. "lol damn..."
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39. "SD and QD go to the club, who getting laid first?"
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SD = special dude
QD = quiet dude

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40. "LOL...Ain't Nothing You Can Do"
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Corky's probably like your wife chose me nigguh!

Laugh it off homey...funny as hell

If it were me, I'd have to laugh at myself too

  

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41. "i think dude had on a lebron jersey under his dress shirt too"
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i *could* be wrong.

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42. "RE: These wives ain't loyal....A Cenario Takes an L Production"
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Looooooooooool.

  

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48. "Oh...so you've never seen There's Something About Mary?"
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http://img5.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/y/p/ypug1quif41wiu4g.jpg?djet1p5k

Watch your back man.


"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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75. "FRANK AND BEANS "
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51. "Archie Bunker said it best"
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http://youtu.be/yIEBgotTrcY?t=7m39s



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54. "you know she's his friend for the rest of y'alls life, right?"
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I used to ride the bus with a group of down syndrome kids. They would get off at the community college at about the middle of my ride.

One day, one said "hi" to me. Can't remember his name at all. He was curious about my sketches and I let him see 'em. He got off the bus:

"Bye Dorge!!!!!" ('cause that's how he pronounced my name)

As loud as he could.

Next day, they get on the bus....

"Hi Dorge!!!!!"

same thing, he wants to see my drawings and asked questions about them. This went on until I switched jobs and bus routes. I would see lil dude around town and every time it was the same:

"Hi Dorge!!!!!"

I left the area for a few years and moved back. About 6 months after I moved back I was at Meijer's and there was a group of 'em in there.

"Hi Dorge!!!!!"

Dude broke away from his group to come say hi and ask me about my drawings. One of his teacher/handler/whatever she was came over to get him and apologized to me. I told her it's no problem 'cause it's been a while since we've seen one another. I explained how we met and all and she turned to me and said "well... now you're his friend for life". She took him back to the group and he tuned around and looked at me:

"Bye Dorge!!!!! See you around!!!"


It was like that every time I saw him until we left Michigan.

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I miss Tha D... But I'll never move back there.


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55. "the OP and this story are great. thanks for sharing."
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I wanna go to where the martyrs went
the brown figures on the walls of my apart-a-ment...

  

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56. "lol that's cool...and yeah it seems that way."
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one day i'm gonna come home from work and he's gonna be on my couch eating some nachos.

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62. ""hey bro, we're all out. mind making a beer run?""
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>and he's gonna be on my
>couch eating some nachos.

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57. "what a sweet story."
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59. "aw you guys"
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these are great stories
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64. "I taught a kid with Downs. He wouldn't give a FUCK."
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I brought my girlfriend to the homecoming game, and Cory walks up. I tell him she's my girlfriend.

He gasps and does like a "get outta here" gesture. "NUH-UH!"

I said: "Uh-huh!"

He goes. "SHE'S HOT!"

I laugh. "Yes she is."

He turns away from me to her. "YOU'RE SO PRETTY!"

She smiles. "Thank you, Cory."

He turns back to me, as if he hadn't spoken to her at all. "... SHE'S HOT!"

"I know. Thanks, Cory."

"WOW! WOW!"

"Enjoy the game, Cory."

"WOW!"

etc.

I had him in my drama class for three years, and each year, inevitably, I'd pair him up for in-class work some time with a pretty girl. She'd read her lines in the scene, and I'd be alongside so I could coach him through his lines (he could read with difficulty, but his problem, as it is with most people with Downs, was expression, not comprehension).

She'd inevitably say a line, and Cory would pause. I'd think he's struggling with his line.

"What's the first word, Cory?"

He looks straight at the girl, ignoring me.

"YOU'RE HOT!"

The girl, always patient, moves on to the next line.

Cory then turns to me.

"SHE'S HOT!"

"Cory, we don't say that."

"BUT SHE'S HOT!"

"That may well be, but she's trying to work. So should you."

"BUT SHE'S--"

"Right, hot, we've established. And she's very flattered. But the best way to impress a pretty girl isn't to shout that she's hot, it's to work hard and help her get a good grade. Isn't that right, (insert name of girl here)?"

The girl would concur. Cory would understand. And he'd do the scene perfectly on the day of the performance. And he'd get a hug from the girl. And inevitably yell "WAHOO!!" afterward.

This happened every year. For three years. As if it hadn't happened the time before. Some would think Cory just didn't understand what he was doing. I disagree. I think he knew exactly what he was doing. He wanted that hug. And he earned it every time.

I could tell Cory stories for days, man. What an experience it was working with a kid like that.

Folks who work with the mentally impaired on a daily basis for their whole lives should have statues built in their honor and parades thrown at least once a year.

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66. "lol great story...i was laughing from "nuh-uh" on "
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67. "That's a great story, man..."
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>Folks who work with the mentally impaired on a daily basis for
>their whole lives should have statues built in their honor and
>parades thrown at least once a year.


^^^ This, all day long.

  

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68. "dam son... he got to the job with his other special buddies"
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CLOWNIN....

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69. "lmao...wouldn't have been surprised if there was a post on okp "
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about it already.

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70. "LMAO!!!"
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aaye..yo wife good people tho..

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Cenario
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74. "This is probably the type of post that gets 100 replies before you"
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check it and then you like..."THIS is what that post was about"

Like looking at the title, who thought this would be a post about dudes with down syndrome being pervs?

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79. "it's as if you have a window into my life. "
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beause that is exactly what happened to me.

  

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77. "you better follow that dude... "
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He may turn the corner and straighten up like Kaiser Sosa...

or be like this dude: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B49rvfQPG60/S3Q31dP5m5I/AAAAAAAABk0/u011ElGR8OY/s400/leeevans.jpg

  

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78. "I run train on chicks like you."
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http://www.cc.com/video-clips/3soxpx/workaholics-not-very-loser

  

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80. "He's gonna be waiting her from now on. LOL"
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