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Below The Mason Dixon
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"I just got back from applebees(fuck yall) with preggers."
Fri Aug-03-12 09:58 PM by Below The Mason Dixo

  

          

and well. we fucking soon. how do I know, shit I know me. Slick Dick Willie, anyways..we talking about that real shit. partners? scorecards? numbers?

so I hit her with that. "So who fuck better Lights or darks butts"

"What"
"Light to brown skinned negro's or dark brown to black as the ace of spade ass niggas"

Meanwhile I'm trying to pull my dick out under the table for that hand action..and she's laughing and then gets kinda serious on some "OMG, there are children here put your dick up" (I think I may have dropped like 60+ at applebees) yeah how does one do that. the food was only like 30 for both of us. anywhoo. After yelling out "fuck these crackas"

I calm down and turn on the tape recorder taped to my chest and get some really good answers...



yall ready. apparently black dudes are bigger.(I'm thinking she means height and weight, tape got kinda grainy during that shit, BUT lighter dudes pay more attention to the entire body.. and they don't seem so stuck on themselves.

Also dark niggas stank(I made that up) just to see if yall paying attention.

And apparently I agreed to go to Lamar's class. I think that maybe some kind junior college Adult advancement course. but shit every little bit of education helps at this point.

So you have it straight from the wire. Lights/brown Thumbs up. Dark negro's quit being full of yourself.

3000 out.

"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

(C) My Nigga Randall

  

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Lamar know his shit, tho.
Aug 03rd 2012
1
Fuck that. Lamar be overchargin' like a mug.
Aug 03rd 2012
15
Yo
Aug 03rd 2012
2
RE: I just got back from applebees(fuck yall) with preggers.
Aug 03rd 2012
3
oh my goodness. recordings, pregnant pussy, handjobs!
Aug 03rd 2012
4
the recordings is kinda of a lie. i just had my phone on voicemail
Aug 03rd 2012
6
LMAO...this nigga said Lamar's class!
Aug 03rd 2012
5
breh....i aint even GET it
Aug 03rd 2012
11
I'm over here in tears!
Aug 03rd 2012
18
boo me, i just got it....n/m
Aug 04th 2012
67
dogg... that was great.
Aug 04th 2012
62
lulz u took a bitch pregnant by someone else out to eat
Aug 03rd 2012
7
^^Stanks^^
Aug 03rd 2012
8
i was gonna say that might juat make the pussy better
Aug 03rd 2012
10
I mean you popping off cause you got 89,000,000 worth of seashells
Aug 03rd 2012
14
YAO!
Aug 04th 2012
72
why is fucking pregnant chicks looked down on?
Aug 03rd 2012
9
creep life
Aug 03rd 2012
17
Man, ain't nobody tryna give the lil ninja black eyes n shit...
Aug 03rd 2012
34
      lol
Aug 03rd 2012
36
This post is already great, lol.
Aug 03rd 2012
12
lamar's class...
Aug 03rd 2012
13
nigga...PLEASE get on twitter!
Aug 03rd 2012
16
I don't care what they say, Willie. You aiight with me.
Aug 03rd 2012
19
I've done some shit before but handjobs at restaurants.....
Aug 03rd 2012
20
let me know how you enjoy lamar's class. i heard he stimulates a lot of
Aug 03rd 2012
21
I hope he teaches spanish abby.
Aug 03rd 2012
22
      did you really try to take your dick out under the table?
Aug 03rd 2012
23
      I mean wouldnt you??
Aug 03rd 2012
24
           My nigga!
Aug 03rd 2012
25
           of course. what was i thinking.
Aug 03rd 2012
26
                Im confused Abby are you lil kim or mother theresa.
Aug 03rd 2012
28
                     what i contradict myself about?
Aug 03rd 2012
31
                          damn you mean as shit its called fucking with ya
Aug 03rd 2012
32
                               hmm?
Aug 03rd 2012
33
                                    YOU ARE MEAN AS SHIT.
Aug 03rd 2012
39
                                         ok
Aug 03rd 2012
40
      lmao u are a fool
Aug 03rd 2012
37
I'm in TEARS @ the Lamar's class
Aug 03rd 2012
27
if a nigga cant get a handjob at applebees i dont know what
Aug 03rd 2012
29
This nigga gon' get me fired, man.
Aug 03rd 2012
30
LMFAO
Aug 03rd 2012
35
I will say this it may not be the biggest, may not be the best.
Aug 03rd 2012
38
      nigga compared his dick to Busta Rhymes
Aug 03rd 2012
41
           Like a Dungeon Dragon
Aug 04th 2012
60
So what did u really do tonite AP
Aug 03rd 2012
42
I read the New York Times, and purchased"call it courage" on Amazon.
Aug 03rd 2012
43
      lol
Aug 03rd 2012
44
      Not a liar. Just good at telling stories
Aug 03rd 2012
45
      nigga is you mad I can spin a yarn...what hood are you from.
Aug 03rd 2012
48
           U ain't no project nygga bruh
Aug 04th 2012
58
                hence Projects 099. basic blackness and hood shit.
Aug 04th 2012
65
      Ha!
Aug 03rd 2012
50
you spent $30 but dropped 60 cause she eating for 2 nigga.
Aug 03rd 2012
46
you say that but...
Aug 03rd 2012
47
      the hell you linking up a lifestyles for?
Aug 04th 2012
52
Maybe Phonte was wrong about Applebee's
Aug 03rd 2012
49
PF Changs for PF Change
Aug 04th 2012
53
PF = preggo fucker
Aug 04th 2012
54
      Clearly.
Aug 04th 2012
57
drinking up the strawberry lemonades?
Aug 04th 2012
56
Man, it took me like 5 mins to figure out Lamar's Class
Aug 04th 2012
51
link the tape up son
Aug 04th 2012
55
Lol I'm dying.
Aug 04th 2012
59
Put your dick up. Lamar. Yea man, you got a gift.
Aug 04th 2012
61
RE: Put your dick up. Lamar. Yea man, you got a gift.
Aug 04th 2012
63
      http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39is7NZ7n1qe1xph.gif
Aug 05th 2012
73
you should write a memoir man
Aug 04th 2012
64
RE: you should write a memoir man
Aug 04th 2012
66
lamar's class....lol
Aug 04th 2012
68
POTmfY
Aug 04th 2012
69
Lamars tho...I HATE IT HERE LOL n/m
Aug 04th 2012
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ARCHIVE
Aug 04th 2012
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1. "Lamar know his shit, tho."
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15. "Fuck that. Lamar be overchargin' like a mug."
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I can do alladat at the house.

"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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2. "Yo"
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3. "RE: I just got back from applebees(fuck yall) with preggers."
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>and well. we fucking soon. how do I know, shit I know me.
>Slick Dick Willie, anyways..we talking about that real shit.
>partners? scorecards? numbers?
>
>so I hit her with that. "So who fuck better Lights or darks
>butts"
>
>"What"
>"Light to brown skinned negro's or dark brown to black as the
>ace of spade ass niggas"
>
>Meanwhile I'm trying to pull my dick out under the table for
>that hand action..and she's laughing and then gets kinda
>serious on some "OMG, there are children here put your dick
>up" (I think I may have dropped like 60+ at applebees) yeah
>how does one do that. the food was only like 30 for both of
>us. anywhoo. After yelling out "fuck these crackas"
>
>I calm down and turn on the tape recorder taped to my chest
>and get some really good answers...
>
>
>
>yall ready. apparently black dudes are bigger.(I'm thinking
>she means height and weight, tape got kinda grainy during that
>shit, BUT lighter dudes pay more attention to the entire
>body.. and they don't seem so stuck on themselves.
>
>Also dark niggas stank(I made that up) just to see if yall
>paying attention.
>
>And apparently I agreed to go to Lamar's class. I think that
>maybe some kind junior college Adult advancement course. but
>shit every little bit of education helps at this point.
>
>So you have it straight from the wire. Lights/brown Thumbs up.
>Dark negro's quit being full of yourself.
>
>3000 out.
>

  

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4. "oh my goodness. recordings, pregnant pussy, handjobs!"
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6. "the recordings is kinda of a lie. i just had my phone on voicemail"
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"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

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5. "LMAO...this nigga said Lamar's class! "
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11. "breh....i aint even GET it"
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I had to google and it auto suggested "lamar's classes for pregnant women"

  

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18. "I'm over here in tears!"
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67. "boo me, i just got it....n/m"
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62. "dogg... that was great."
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7. "lulz u took a bitch pregnant by someone else out to eat"
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AND U AINT EVEN FUCK YET

#LIGHTSKINSHIT

by the time u do fuck her that baby gonna grabbing ur dick n shit

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8. "^^Stanks^^"
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"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

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10. "i was gonna say that might juat make the pussy better"
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But I won't

  

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14. "I mean you popping off cause you got 89,000,000 worth of seashells"
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"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

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72. "YAO!"
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>
>by the time u do fuck her that baby gonna grabbing ur dick n
>shit


i'm leaving this poast

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9. "why is fucking pregnant chicks looked down on?"
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I heard pregnant pussy is the best pussy
So shouldn't I get to experience that?

Is it out if concern for the future kids welfare?
I give no ducks about that baby

  

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17. "creep life"
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34. "Man, ain't nobody tryna give the lil ninja black eyes n shit..."
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I'm cool on that.

Lil Shinobi come out the passion-flower already pre-equipped wit
a shiner on accounts of MY triflin' ass?.....
















NAW SUN! ! !








Dat gushy can WAIT.
...or better yet, I'll just forego the trife-life altogetha
and not be fuckin' wit Jawns seeded up by otha ninjaz period.


Lil ninja turn 18 den come holla'n at me like, "You was the one that pistol-whipped me in the eyepiece when I was utero-hibernatin' hunh?.....*nods head slowly*....it was you....it was you"(c)Cube in AllAboutTheBenjamins shower scene.

Fuck ALLAdat.

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36. "lol"
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
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12. "This post is already great, lol."
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You're one of my favorites, AP, lol.

  

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13. "lamar's class..."
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19. "I don't care what they say, Willie. You aiight with me. "
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
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20. "I've done some shit before but handjobs at restaurants....."
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Gonna have to put that on my to-do list!

I salute you sir.

"Fuck this shit man"

  

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21. "let me know how you enjoy lamar's class. i heard he stimulates a lot of"
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heavy breathing from his students.

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22. "I hope he teaches spanish abby."
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or basic code.

there is a world of opportunity in this.

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23. "did you really try to take your dick out under the table?"
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24. "I mean wouldnt you??"
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"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

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25. "My nigga!"
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
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26. "of course. what was i thinking."
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28. "Im confused Abby are you lil kim or mother theresa."
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Fri Aug-03-12 10:45 PM by Below The Mason Dixo

  

          

you contradict yourself alot.

and its 7.50 GAINING ON YA

"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

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31. "what i contradict myself about?"
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32. "damn you mean as shit its called fucking with ya"
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33. "hmm?"
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39. "YOU ARE MEAN AS SHIT."
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40. "ok"
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37. "lmao u are a fool "
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>or basic code.
>
>there is a world of opportunity in this.

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27. "I'm in TEARS @ the Lamar's class"
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never mind the dick under the table

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Below The Mason Dixon
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29. "if a nigga cant get a handjob at applebees i dont know what"
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the world is coming too.

"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

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30. "This nigga gon' get me fired, man. "
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I'm in here laughing so loud.

"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
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35. "LMFAO"
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AP you've outdone yourself this time

>and well. we fucking soon. how do I know, shit I know me.
>Slick Dick Willie, anyways..we talking about that real shit.
>partners? scorecards? numbers?
>
>so I hit her with that. "So who fuck better Lights or darks
>butts"
>
>"What"
>"Light to brown skinned negro's or dark brown to black as the
>ace of spade ass niggas"
>
>Meanwhile I'm trying to pull my dick out under the table for
>that hand action..and she's laughing and then gets kinda
>serious on some "OMG, there are children here put your dick
>up" (I think I may have dropped like 60+ at applebees) yeah
>how does one do that. the food was only like 30 for both of
>us. anywhoo. After yelling out "fuck these crackas"
>
>I calm down and turn on the tape recorder taped to my chest
>and get some really good answers...
>
>
>
>yall ready. apparently black dudes are bigger.(I'm thinking
>she means height and weight, tape got kinda grainy during that
>shit, BUT lighter dudes pay more attention to the entire
>body.. and they don't seem so stuck on themselves.
>
>Also dark niggas stank(I made that up) just to see if yall
>paying attention.
>
>And apparently I agreed to go to Lamar's class. I think that
>maybe some kind junior college Adult advancement course. but
>shit every little bit of education helps at this point.
>
>So you have it straight from the wire. Lights/brown Thumbs up.
>Dark negro's quit being full of yourself.
>
>3000 out.
>

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38. "I will say this it may not be the biggest, may not be the best."
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but that motherfucker going to make a feature. I got that Busta.

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41. "nigga compared his dick to Busta Rhymes"
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RE: I will say this it may not be the biggest, may not be the best.
but that motherfucker going to make a feature. I got that
>Busta.

  

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60. "Like a Dungeon Dragon"
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SeV
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42. "So what did u really do tonite AP"
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43. "I read the New York Times, and purchased"call it courage" on Amazon."
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B/W "The Hundred Penny Box" by Sharon Bell Mathis..you got me G. I'm a liar.

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44. "lol"
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
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45. "Not a liar. Just good at telling stories"
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48. "nigga is you mad I can spin a yarn...what hood are you from."
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that shit is projects 099

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58. "U ain't no project nygga bruh"
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I kno u like to get drunk and play one on here


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Below The Mason Dixon
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65. "hence Projects 099. basic blackness and hood shit."
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"Give a woman the moon, bitch will want another moon to go with it"

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honeyprodigy
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50. "Ha!"
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"The only real valuable thing is intuition."
- Albert Einstein

  

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46. "you spent $30 but dropped 60 cause she eating for 2 nigga."
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BUST THAT NUT THOUGH!

Nigga I'm FAST....*pyoon*
ARE YOU TRYING TO RACE?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Hiper18Yc

  

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47. "you say that but..."
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nah..I leave that up to you fam

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52. "the hell you linking up a lifestyles for?"
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I'm wishing you well in your pursuit of pussy my dude.

GTD, dawg.

Nigga I'm FAST....*pyoon*
ARE YOU TRYING TO RACE?!

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49. "Maybe Phonte was wrong about Applebee's"
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when stepping your game up.

  

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53. "PF Changs for PF Change"
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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ternary_star
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54. "PF = preggo fucker"
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n/m

  

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57. "Clearly."
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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56. "drinking up the strawberry lemonades?"
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"The only real valuable thing is intuition."
- Albert Einstein

  

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51. "Man, it took me like 5 mins to figure out Lamar's Class"
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I was seriously reading thru the post like WHO THE FUCK IS LAMAR??

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55. "link the tape up son"
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how much did you tip?

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59. "Lol I'm dying."
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This whole thread is gold.

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"The nameless was the beginning of heaven and earth;
The named was the mother of the myriad creatures."

Go in peace.
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61. "Put your dick up. Lamar. Yea man, you got a gift."
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63. "RE: Put your dick up. Lamar. Yea man, you got a gift."
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PAUSE

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73. "http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39is7NZ7n1qe1xph.gif"
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39is7NZ7n1qe1xph.gif

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64. "you should write a memoir man "
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who knows maybe it's already in progress, Roger Sterling style

  

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66. "RE: you should write a memoir man "
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>who knows maybe it's already in progress, Roger Sterling
>style

i came in here to say he should write a book.

  

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68. "lamar's class....lol"
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life always offers you a 2nd chance...it's called tomorrow. use it wisely

  

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69. "POTmfY"
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Post Of The muthafuckin Year!

  

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70. "Lamars tho...I HATE IT HERE LOL n/m"
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<---Detroit

  

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71. "ARCHIVE"
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______________________

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