I was hanging out with my boy who just broke up with his girl and he was telling me what happened.

His biggest issue was her planning shit for them to do all the time. Like he'd get home from work and just want to chill but she'd be dressed and looking at him like 'hurry up and get ready'.

He broke up with her after he came home from an especially bad work day and she had some gay dudes from work at the house talking bout they having game night.

He asked her to move out the next day.

Anyways, add on seemingly silly last straws...

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>He broke up with her after he came home from an especially bad
>work day and she had some gay dudes from work at the house
>talking bout they having game night.
>
>He asked her to move out the next day.

I could see somebody getting upset about this. You have to say when you have people over.

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and who the hell likes to entertain that much????
I know women often get burdened w/ the camp counselor/social secretary role but u have to let fools know

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for eating on the toilet. Negro had a bag a chips... I can't.
That was the last straw cause he had other nasty tendencies.


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Yea that's too nasty

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16stone: *huffing from hauling groceries up stairs* HEY! where are you?

man: im in the bathroom

16stone: ok, well hurry up i need help putting this food up

man: i got a something serious happening in here it might take awhile

16stone: gatdamn! again! what you wiping with we aint got no toilet
paper...here lemme put a roll in there...

man: *from inside the bathroom* NAWWW thats ok

16stone: *opens door to see dude shitting while eating funyuns* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

man: motherfucker if you'd learn how to cook i wouldnt be IN this gatdamn position!!

Any hopes of enjoying this post in ONE sitting are dashed....

LOL....

I gotta let the laff wear and come back.

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>for eating on the toilet. Negro had a bag a chips... I can't.
>
>That was the last straw cause he had other nasty tendencies.
>
>
>bye
>
>
>


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>for eating on the toilet. Negro had a bag a chips... I can't.
>
>That was the last straw cause he had other nasty tendencies.
>
>
>bye
>
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hello, lover.

i got duped into a couples game night once.

was told 'all my friends gon' have they man there'

the night of the thing, the host calls my chick to say "yo, you sure murderbear is gonna come"

i shoulda known something was up right then

i showed up at the door


twelve women

me

and the hosts husband, looking at me like 'sorry player, i guess you're my playdate tonight'

fucked up thing was that dude was cool enough to hang out with, so if we both collectively were live niggas, we couldn't been like

yo, we goin to the bar, we'll be back, y'all enjoy

i found myself halfway through a game of pictionary trying to get my girls attention with my eyes like this:

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/creepy-stare-cage.jpg

like 'we gotta go'

instead of being smooth and catching the hint on the low, she's all

'what's wrong, hon...why are you looking like that'

yo, i'm still hot just thinking about it

>instead of being smooth and catching the hint on the low,
>she's all
>
>'what's wrong, hon...why are you looking like that'

>He broke up with her after he came home from an especially bad
>work day and she had some gay dudes from work at the house
>talking bout they having game night.
>
>He asked her to move out the next day.


I understand people stop by unexpectedly but game night plans should have been discussed and agreed upon.

I'd be mad as hell too if I had a bad day, just wanted to come to a quiet house and unload.

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Shit was hella annoying.

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she wanna talk about shit. It got old fast.

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Binlahab droppin science on the youth

"youre frustrated now? in undergrad? reading books all day?,
surrounded by more nubile unattached pussy than you will be in your life?"

nobody wants to come home from a hard day's
work to see ppl shouting & collar grabbing
over a game of spades.

i like peace & quiet for like the first
2 hours that i'm in the house lol.

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this was back in 96
i was so immature
but i broke up with her
and had the nerve to be livin'
with her and her mama
damn i was so trife
even after we broke up
i continued to live with them
she tried to work it out
but i was hardcore that i couldn't go back on my word
lol
what an ass i was

anyway....

life always offers you a 2nd chance...it's called tomorrow. use it wisely

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block gal: WHAT! how...what i do?

block: NEVER mind all that. tell your mama i want cheese IN my eggs
this time.

block gal: *sobs*

block: dont cry you'll find someone new in no time

block gal: how you sleeping in my living room?


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i bet that was a very awkaward session of monopoly

girl: YAY! its your turn, antoine!
gay dude 1: GURRRRLLLL gimme park place!
gay dude 2: bitch you know FULLL well you cant afford that! *snaps in circle*
dude: *turns table over & starts wildly swinging in living room ala trey in boyz in tha hood*

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>i bet that was a very awkaward session of monopoly
>
>girl: YAY! its your turn, antoine!
>gay dude 1: GURRRRLLLL gimme park place!
>gay dude 2: bitch you know FULLL well you cant afford that!
>*snaps in circle*
>dude: *turns table over & starts wildly swinging in living
>room ala trey in boyz in tha hood*
>
>

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or soaped up from the head down when I showered
or the fact my nieces and nephew were kids at the time (she hated kids)
or how I chewed my food
or that I snored
or that I slept on the couch when she brought up snoring
or sex (she said "the idea of sex turns me off")

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who starts soaping from the bottom?!

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she ordered the jack daniels ribs mashed potatoes all this shit
i ordered a cheesecake (wasn't hungry)
she was acting irked all dinner cause i didn't eat a full meal (wtf who cares!)
chick had a freaking breakdown in the car over that.....
first time i really experienced crazy
kicked her ass out the whip right in jenkintown at like 11pm and was vroommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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...'cus I dealt wit a Jawn of similar *sensitive sensibilities.

Babydoll called me one day straight balling out of control,....I'm
thinkin' her Nana done died or some shit the way she lettin' the
eye crystals go.

Finally get around to askin' "whats wrong Baby?"

Babydoll like, "I got pulled over at a stop-sign for not stopping completely!, I got a 70-dollar ticket....Babe...BABE *sniffles*...AM I A BAD PERSON? ? ?".........

first a ninja was like,....http://i45.tinypic.com/5b8chw.jpg

but den I was like....http://i49.tinypic.com/2l8izox.jpg

Suffice to say, I cut that Jawn off a week or two later...

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I'm literally laughing loudly at this nigga

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i don't think he even realized how long i stood there watchin him
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station in the car. After I told her not to do that.
Kept tryna get me to listen to some wack radio station.
I was like you got to go.

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I think it was some kinda vest she wanted, a spa day & some other bullshit.

This bitch has the nerve to hand me a card she prolly bought at CVS on the way over, saying 'sorry, I didn't know what to get you'.

She worked at the same place I did back then & was living rent-free at her folks' house.

FOH

I said anything but Cross Colors (back in the day)

Bitch got me a purple CC hat.... and a week later had the nerve to tell me a dude never cheated on her before..

well, guess what she got for her Bday?

so when we get down to the end of the bread
and im tryna make a sammich
it be one single solitaire nigga left in that shit.

my things is just take out the bread in a pair(s).
iont care if you throw the surplus slice away.

bitch got me tryna plan out my bread week
calculatin fibonacci prime indices.

HAHA Damn

>
>bitch got me tryna plan out my bread week
>calculatin fibonacci prime indices.

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but it makes me laugh so ill tell it again

basically he was crippled for a hot second and wanted me to carry him up to my second floor apt lmao (he had gotten himself into that situation as a result of totaling his car after trying to drink and drive and i had no sympathy for him whatsoever)

we weren't officially a couple so idk if that counts, but he got cut off completely the very moment he asked me to do that shit

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u had to like
hoist this nigga up some stairs?

i talked to a dude once in a wheelchair
i didn't even know he was in a chair
u gotta be wary of that parkin lot pimpin

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i cussed his ass out for even asking me and hung up. That was the last time we spoke


>u had to like
>hoist this nigga up some stairs?
>
>i talked to a dude once in a wheelchair
>i didn't even know he was in a chair
>u gotta be wary of that parkin lot pimpin

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