So I've been officially single all of a month now. My head is all over the place and I kinda don't know up from down, but let me tell y'all about this one chick.


I decide to hit this Dominican chick I've been friends with forever. We had never done anything in the past, but I'm single now and I needed some attention to get my spirits up.

She comes over after being in the club and the first thing she she says is "I been out, let me wash my pussy first." *stares at the okp audience*

"Papi, papi come wash it for me. Come!" I tell her I was good and to just go do what she needed to do. "Papi! No! Come wash my pussy!"
So now I'm in the bathroom with her. She hops her ass on my bathroom sink and runs the water. I'm now washing her pussy all begrudgingly. I don't know how to wash no damn pussy. Is the water too hot? Do i just splash water on it? Washcloth? Circular motion, up and down, pat it?

We get done with that and i tell her to get out the bathroom so I can take a piss. She says, "no, let me watch. let me hold your dick while you piss." *stares at the okp audience*
So I try to let her, but I couldn't piss with her holding my dick. This can't be life is what I'm thinking at this point.

Now we're both out the bathroom. She lights a few candles that I have sitting around my apt that are purely for decorative purposes. Fast forward to us fucking. Do y'all know this chick grabs the candle and throws the wax on me. Yo! I swear I almost slapped this girl. Her ass is laughing talking about it's not even that hot and starts to pour it on herself to demonstrate.

Maybe I'm not a live nigga afterall. I'm over this single shit already.

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Wow.

Took me a year before I even had a viable dick option. Guys win.

She's raunchy. Not my style but kudos to her.

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i sent out a mass text the next day announcing my singledom. lol. someone was over cooking monday. tuesday i finally slept with someone i been wanting forever. and this story happened the following weekend. niggas can keep this type of stuff though. i just want love yo. lol

>i sent out a mass text the next day announcing my singledom.

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lol

i aint been un-single a week yet and i miss those hilarious moments already

but im really really really busting a gut at the part with her wanting to hold your dick while u piss...

like...who would even find that remotely sexy...it's disturbing yo, lmao

that night just might have ended there yo...

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I couldn't resist

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ive had a man wipe my pussy for me...but i was in a long term relationship with him...




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this shit kinda takes cake, I've washed some dicks.
But I'll be damn if I let a nigga get in my shit.
That wax stuff is for the birds too.

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*hugs waxer*

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uh, if your pussy is THAT musty from being in the club seems like the rest of your body would be too

ie you need to take a shower not just a bird bath

now if all thats been popping is you getting the cock injection & you might have some of that stranger baby batter still left in the crevices...then yeah...maybe then all you need is a lil wash off

aka you was the 2nd option that night lil dude


do or die

i gave her a towel and all. when i went in the bathroom she's all plopped down on my sink. fool, this is where i brush my teeth.

>i gave her a towel and all. when i went in the bathroom
>she's all plopped down on my sink. fool, this is where i brush
>my teeth.


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not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and

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psst!

and btwn this and reading this is how you lose her
i got diaz narrating

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i was all types of confused

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nigga you got soiled Dominican pussy juice oozing on your shit.
I'll use the bathroom in the lobby from now on, lol.

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like a cleaner Joseline

I got a good life man

>Now we're both out the bathroom. She lights a few candles that
>I have sitting around my apt that are purely for decorative
>purposes. Fast forward to us fucking. Do y'all know this chick
>grabs the candle and throws the wax on me. Yo! I swear I
>almost slapped this girl. Her ass is laughing talking about
>it's not even that hot and starts to pour it on herself to
>demonstrate.

My co-worker just looked at me like I was crazy from laughing at this ish!

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but then when she started to do it to herself and wasn't even flinching i felt so unlive.

She seems very likable.

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cause the whole time i'm thinking why is it dirty? why does it need washing right now? too many thoughts in my head. lol

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is equiv to dudes washing their ding dong in the sink. YUCK

psst!

and to see that side of her was just too much. lol.

psst!

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backing it up. i was like hey that might be that dude sunny d. at everyday people brunch

psst!

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I'm dying.

Shrimp n grits was slammin tho

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