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Message Date |
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 LOL NIGGA!!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 1
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| haha, oh shit |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 2
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| dominicans making tacos? I call bullshit |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 3
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 I have to say that alarm went off in my head too lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 12
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  exactly.. i was like something aint right.. Tacos ? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 177
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| RE: exactly.. i was like something aint right.. Tacos ? |
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Jan 26th 2012 | 256
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| lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 16
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| that's why i was laughing so hard |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 17
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| Tacos are cheap enough to give away... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 143
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| that's just mean... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 144
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| Youre totally lucky her pimp didn't jump out the closet and fuck you up. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 153
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| that's just as risky for her though... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 155
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| maybe. she might have a gun herself or pimp |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 169
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| damn :( lolol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 4
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| wow lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 5
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| So... what were her rates? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 6
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| 170 for an hour...and 100 for a half |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 22
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| LOL, might be cheaper to just fly down to the D.R. for the weekend |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 39
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| i'd hazard a guess that many prostitutes have nice places |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 41
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| well if its $170 and hour and she has 3 dates a day.... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 135
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| That's more than a lot of people pull in a week. |
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Jan 26th 2012 | 250
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| . |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 154
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| Holy Premium Rate Pussy, Batman. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 7
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| Some charge 1,000 or 2,000 an hour. |
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Jan 26th 2012 | 251
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| This is the best story of 2012 thus far |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 8
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| LOL it is |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 162
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| I'm with you |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 208
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| how did u get out of there though? did u ask any quesitons? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 9
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| nigga, i actually made the tim the toolman taylor noise |
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Jan 24th 2012 |
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| archive |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 10
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| o wow. she hustling hard in this economy |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 11
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| phones are tapped...but does her name begin with a M |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 13
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| does she have a nice home? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 23
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| in maryland near Bowie...yes |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 25
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| SHIT! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 28
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| small world...i knew soon as i read this |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 30
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| IN-fucking-SANE...is she dominican for real? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 33
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| yes...this is crazy |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 54
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| lmfao!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 164
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| why she making tacos??? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 34
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| taco for dinner...burritos for dessert |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 36
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| because a simp (Ric didnt go for it bravo) is more likely |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 38
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| it's sposed to be chuletas and some arroz. wtf @ tacos. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 44
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| profit margins |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 46
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| yeah tacos are cheap. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 51
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| yo u ever hear of this chick candi deepthroat? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 24
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| through homegirl is about as deep as i know about this stuff |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 49
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| yatch is famous. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 55
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| 21 minutes ago: i've realized i'VE LOWERED MY STANDARDS in life! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 102
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| LOL. Fucking awesome |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 124
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| wow she's having a semi breakdown |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 167
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| damn let go peep, lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 184
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| *sets up the robbery* |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 185
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| rofl @ this |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 189
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| I lost it at her very first picture |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 207
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| WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?? |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 210
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| was it an Old El Paso taco kit? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 14
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| i think so...shit didn't have no smell |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 18
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| LMAO! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 15
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| LMFAO |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 19
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| nigga went in the car and listened to song cry 7 times |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 31
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| wait, she can host?! hit me w/ her math homie |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 20
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| fam, i felt like it was candid camera or i was gonna get robbed |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 27
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| you should have at least paid for the tacos and tipped her |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 21
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| lol, only thing i tipped was tip-toed outta there |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 29
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| lol! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 118
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| Wooowww! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 26
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| HELL NO!!!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 32
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| wow |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 35
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| i guess she had her accountant mark the cost of food and vodka |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 37
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| i dont know how...im in the liq mad they aint got flavored vodka |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 43
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| maybe its a look and u have it |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 48
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| i have been told i look like i have money |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 61
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| i'm trying to figure out the exact math on this |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 40
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| ^ damn you MrThomas |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 136
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| She's taking mealtime to sniff him out, make sure he's not a cop |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 145
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| but at that point im invested...and i still might be a cop |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 146
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| It's not fullproof... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 148
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| she was sweet and claimed to be a homebody |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 152
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| so-- |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 42
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| i had it...i refuse to pay for pussy in that manner, lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 53
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| im sure you could have negotiated a discount for the-- |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 70
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| interesting sales tactics btw. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 45
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| Knockem Down Girls/Ball Fifty Girls 2012 edition...lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 47
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| RE: Knockem Down Girls/Ball Fifty Girls 2012 edition...lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 161
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| LMAO....hah man....i wanna do a documentary...like where are |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 224
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| This chick had her whole business strategy planned out and shit. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 50
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| on the humble...$100 aint shit. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 52
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| im sayin-- |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 57
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| i mean, i know...but i gotta be prepared for a transaction son |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 58
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| i'm not gonna immediately jump in that boat |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 59
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| she was bad!!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 63
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| thats true too |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 65
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| there'd have to be some negotiation of course. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 71
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| man, i dont even know if i can have that convo |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 77
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| lmao |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 120
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| he said vs. a civilian broad. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 62
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| lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 64
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| when sex is a business & pussy is a commodity...hoes = the marines |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 69
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| HOH-rah |
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Jan 24th 2012 |
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| lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 81
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| Semper Fi, niggas. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 214
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| 100 bucks seems cheap for prime P in general. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 90
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| considering how much you spend on free chicks.. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 96
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| im the dollar store of dating |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 100
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| tell me about a $10 dollar date |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 105
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| coffee. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 109
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| smh @ coffee dates |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 113
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| whats wrong with coffee dates? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 150
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| low probability of fast conversion |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 157
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| pshaw |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 159
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| you know........................................... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 141
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| LMAO spoken like a dude who's been on shore leave |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 151
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| you prolly look misty eyed over flavored stoli. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 56
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| lol, man that shit is good |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 60
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| im lightweight salty it took me this long to relive this story |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 66
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| edit: nm no one to confirm |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 67
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| Her dudes aint bust out the back room and rob you? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 68
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| yea, i was afraid of that shit too... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 72
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| ^^^^^that is a real threat |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 73
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| ok yeah-- |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 83
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| if they wanted to rob him they shoulda let him know the deal |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 191
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| This is some Louis C.K. shyt. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 74
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| wtf @ the turn this post has taken!!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 75
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| what turn is that? questioning my decision? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 76
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| not gonna lie, at first I thought this post was at least 60% bullshit |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 78
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| lls |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 79
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| it's a lil too random for fiction |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 80
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| OMG.... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 84
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| yea...and don't fools start inboxing either |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 91
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| pretty much |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 93
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| young i'm cracking up |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 170
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| LMAOOOOOOO |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 205
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| Nigga. You are TOO fucking much. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 217
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| Daaaaaammmmnnnnn |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 82
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| She works at a liquor store |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 85
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| she wasn't working there...she was there buying liquor |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 86
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| lol okay. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 87
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| i can't tell if he's capin' the broad or ric. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 94
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| lol, yall ignorant |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 98
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| haha .. if I had to choose |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 99
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| if it seems too good to be true, it probably is! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 88
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| no fair...i need a hug |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 89
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| **hugs u real tight** |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 197
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| LMAO |
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Jan 26th 2012 | 254
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| Shit I'dda probably paid for it if I was having a bad day |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 92
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| Damn...I read this story like: |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 95
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| lmao...perfect gif |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 97
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| hahaha |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 110
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| LMAO! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 111
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| lololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 147
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| Lmao |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 174
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| Golden! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 204
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| *wipes away tears from laffin too damn hard* |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 206
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| LMAO |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 235
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| Excellent selection. :D I felt the same. But, like many have said, |
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Jan 26th 2012 | 252
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| She should do it like the chicks in movies do it. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 101
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| damn, u might have a point |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 103
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| Wow. No arguments, no indignation over some of the "I might'a paid it" |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 104
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| paying for pussy ain't a thing really. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 121
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| One time at this old job I was on my lunch break or something... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 106
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| it's sad man |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 108
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| i dont even want this pain archived...i feel like the universe owes |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 107
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| Good grief. Which liquor store was this at? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 112
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| two liquor stores were out... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 114
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| so i guess communication is done? no calls or text after? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 115
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| none, lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 119
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| yo got a story out of it |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 125
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| AND SOME TACOS!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 126
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| lmao FAT |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 128
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| i can't imagine the convo after dinner |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 132
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| i keep 5 counterfeit 20s in the back of my wallet for shit like this |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 116
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| This nigga! *deceased* |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 142
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| counterfeit ducats come in handy in the streets... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 158
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| gotdamn you are a bad dude |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 183
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| http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/future-genius.gif |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 190
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| Awesome gif |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 193
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| lmao |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 195
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| My nigga! I see I'm not alone. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 215
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| Bingo |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 232
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| this post branches out in so many awesome ways. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 117
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| im just shocked that okp is that damn small |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 122
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| it's like that part of kisskissbangbang. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 123
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| i ran outta there like the dog in your avy |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 127
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| I won't pay for pussy directly, but she did have tacos n drinks IJS |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 129
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| http://i40.tinypic.com/24f09qv.gif |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 130
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| lol, that gif is never not funny |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 131
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| http://i41.tinypic.com/2ujtquh.jpg |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 133
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| after reading the post I'm not calling shenanigans |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 134
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| yea me and tom orchestrated this tale of dick depressery |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 138
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| This post is why you gotta love okay |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 137
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| lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 139
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| lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 140
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| I need fifty dollaz to make you holla I get PAID to do the wild thang! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 149
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| lol...should've said, 'lemme just jerk off in your mouth for a dime'. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 156
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| wow |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 160
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| hell, yeah! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 163
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| !Ay Dios Mio! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 166
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| *hi5* |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 194
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| My homeboy did that Chris Rock "Good Loooooo'd" shit too |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 211
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| this woman freaked me to no end on the dance floor in the club |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 165
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| heartbreaking |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 168
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| do you wonder why she chose you? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 171
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| he's skinny and non threatening |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 175
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| not really? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 176
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| she laid the game down quite flat. what the problem is? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 172
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| Spits out water.. You LIE! ...ROTFL!!! |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 173
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| i wish man... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 178
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| I guess you CAN'T TRUST A BIG BUTT AND A SMIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiLE!!! (BBD) |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 181
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| hahaha wooow |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 179
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| I was indeed here |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 180
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| 3 times this has happened to me |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 182
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| damn, u got a free sample? life is so not fucking fair |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 186
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| RE: damn, u got a free sample? life is so not fucking fair |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 187
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| THAT was not free |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 199
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| "Why is my credit score so low?? Wait....that hooker?????" |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 213
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| lol |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 220
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| LOL |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 234
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| i'm only calling bullshit cause the nigga don't like tacos. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 188
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| LOL! and :( |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 192
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| HAAAA Beautiful story |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 196
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| wong tern was here |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 198
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| Two things I keep seein in this poast |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 200
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| stop. drop. shut 'em up, open up shop |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 201
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| Gotta spend money to impress a good portion of women |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 209
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| I can agree that |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 242
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| We're getting to the seeds of misogyny here. Niggas mad. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 218
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| PREACH. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 225
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| except I just did ctrl+f on the words bitch, whore and slut in this post |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 240
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| nah, he has a point... |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 241
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| my nigga. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 248
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| even im a lil surprised by the honesty |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 219
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| That happened to me Christmas Eve of 2004. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 202
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| well why didn't you? I don't get why some of y'all are so opposed |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 226
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| that's not completely up front nigga, lmao |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 227
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| right, she wasn't up front in the approach and so on |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 231
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| Lol damn. My would-be hooker at least showed her hand via txt. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 203
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| And I say hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Fucking wrong. Fucking wrong. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 212
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| I would have spent a lil just cause. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 216
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| *DEAD* |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 221
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| so u mad u aint hit for free? |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 222
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| be funnier |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 223
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| http://i41.tinypic.com/156siaf.jpg |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 228
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| you're trying to be rational w/ a complete idiot, dude |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 229
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| hey it's some funny idiots on this here site... |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 230
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| RE: I had a thick Domincan chick give me her # in the liquor store |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 233
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| LOL!. I've had two coworkers give me this bait & switch before. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 236
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| some male prostitutes do this too. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 237
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| did it work? |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 238
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| it hasn't so far. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 239
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| hell naw @market rate |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 243
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| after talking to my boy about this...he put me on to a site |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 244
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| it's roughly $250-$300/hr for an in-call |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 245
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| damn, is that gay market value? |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 246
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| as far as i know. |
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Jan 25th 2012 | 247
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| this kinda happened to my boy |
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Jan 26th 2012 | 249
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| damn...why I ignore this post all day yesterday.... :( |
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Jan 26th 2012 | 253
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| you got her number...once you get over the deception you might... |
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