I arrived home last nite abt to open my gate and another friend comes outside and says to me "where were you when all the drama just happened?"

I'm like "I just got here, what drama?"

He said our mutual friend's cleaning lady flipped out.

He said it began when a neighbor was frantic and came running outside yelling "ayuda" (translation:"help") and he asked what was wrong and she pointed downstairs....he goes down there and sees our friend's apartment door open and realizes the commotion has something to do w/our friend's crib so he goes in the house and the cleaning lady is lying on the bed w/a blanket wrapped around her staring straight at the ceiling. He said for a brief second he thought she was dead.

He said the female Costa Rican neighbor told him "she was *crawling on the floor going in circles talking to herself*" and that she was trying to talk to her through the window to let the neighbor in but she was incoherent and just continued crawling around on the floor in circles until the landlord arrived to unlock her door...

So he gets on the phone and calls our friend and tells him, "hey, yo, whatup...I think your cleaning lady is abt to die in your house."

My boy goes, "whutthafuck!!!!"...I can't leave work right now, keep me posted."

{So now the landlord, policia, & the ambulancia come} and takes the lady away in an ambulance to the hospital. No one has a clue what caused her to flip out...yet. The landlord is there and he and the medic talk to the tica neighbor briefly before the ambulance leaves and asked was it something she ate - and the Tica neighbor responded: "All she told me she had while cleaning his apartment was a glass of OJ (everyone immediately assumed maybe she's a diabetic) and..........**{one chocolate chip cookie}**."

(my friend hears the neighbor say she only ate a cookie and it all clicked he said lol)

So the landlord comes to the conclusion that my boy had something in his OJ...meanwhile, my other friend is listening to the landlord go on abt how the OJ must've been laced w/acid (who laces orange juice w/acid?!?!?)...but now that my other friend knows what it was that caused her to flip out, he persistently says "wudn't the oj, amigo."...but he never told him the cookie had weed in it LOL.

The landlord comes over again that same nite and says he went to the hospital to see how the lady was doing and the Dr. said to him her test results showed that she had "mota" (marijuana) in her system but the little elderly cleaning lady insisted that she had never ever smoked weed in her life lol.

My friend said next time he taking his cookies to work w/him....

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lmao

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"AYUDA" lulz

man, her metabolism must be instant for her to get that high off one cookie...

and why she eating his food though...aint that against the cleaning lady code?

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as can be seen by this woman's trip

never smoked marijuana in her life and didn't know how weed could show up in her system

grassrootsphilosopher

>man, her metabolism must be instant for her to get that high
>off one cookie...

if you've sauteed the weed in the butter that you use to make the cookies, then baked the cookies on top of that...the THC is gonna hit your system like a ton of BRICKS when it hits. and if you didn't know it was coming....lol....no surprise she flipped out.

no, i'm not saying this from a scientific perspective. an experiential one.

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cause my tolerance aint exactly up there either

2 cookies and im gucci

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Cause you definitely dont need two

>. cause my tolerance aint exactly up there either
>
>2 cookies and im gucci

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cookies be good as shit...id be mad if all we had was weed cookies and it wasn't no regular shits to get the munchies with...

could u imagine fucking around high eating more weed cookies cause u had the munchies?

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in the cookies mixed w/some Jamaican weed...

and that was the 1st time we had done that, so I know that old lady was HIGH AS A MOFO


>cause my tolerance aint exactly up there either
>
>2 cookies and im gucci

grassrootsphilosopher

i was just thinking the same thing. like the times i've had weed 'anything' i've been prepared. if i wasn't tho. if i didn't have a clue, then yeah...i could see there being some kind of episode.
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>>man, her metabolism must be instant for her to get that
>high
>>off one cookie...
>
>if you've sauteed the weed in the butter that you use to make
>the cookies, then baked the cookies on top of that...the THC
>is gonna hit your system like a ton of BRICKS when it hits.
>and if you didn't know it was coming....lol....no surprise she
>flipped out.
>
>no, i'm not saying this from a scientific perspective. an
>experiential one.

grassrootsphilosopher

the butter + the good stuff?


its awesome

when we 1st started making them


>the butter + the good stuff?
>
>
>its awesome

grassrootsphilosopher

i had no idea what was going on


then i realised lol


ive also done it in oil instead of butter. its easier cause oil doesnt burn as easy but i think i prefer the butter

you haven't had a good cookie

i've already said too much. lol.

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know of personally over the yrs from ppl eating weed/brownie cookies...

ppl who aren't familiar w/eating weed cookies/brownies tend to think you can eat as many as you like and the effects of it are no different than smoking a joint

but

when you eat weed cookies everytime your body digests the cookie(s), YOU GET HIGHER...

and unlike when you smoke weed, if it's really good weed, you can always put the joint out, but eating it you have no control over your high lol

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outside of that "go ask alice" movie....which is something like 35, 40 years old....the landlord really thought someone did that in 2011?

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it like: "Mmmmm, must have been some tasty acid in that OJ. Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy."

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landlord drank the whole carton...and is sitting there MAD right now.

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She won't do that again.

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Acid Juice and Happy Cookies

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marijuana?

Or maybe I'm the ignorant one LOL.

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name here for high grade weed)is the most common name...but what I've discovered is that there's different names for weed depending on which latin america country you go too.


>marijuana?
>
>Or maybe I'm the ignorant one LOL.
>
>

grassrootsphilosopher

never knew that

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cause it looked so nice

it really does creep up on you and you'll be high for maaad long

called "creepi," but learned that it was called that because of the potency...


>cause it looked so nice
>
>it really does creep up on you and you'll be high for maaad
>long

grassrootsphilosopher

were calling it "dank." lol...never heard it called that anywhere else

always loved that term

grassrootsphilosopher

but you're right, i can't recall hearing it here in ohio.

then you all likely don't call it sensi.

but seeing how the proximity from SC to the A is close, I could see that...


>but you're right, i can't recall hearing it here in ohio.
>
>then you all likely don't call it sensi.

grassrootsphilosopher

referenced by ppl and HipHop artists from the A...

"Fresh off tha dank, but I'm tellin my storee" (c) Big Boi/"Liberation"

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la mota got me some trash last time i used it in Mexico. creepi tho....i'm excited about that revelation.
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weed is called "cajeta" (the "j" is pronounced like an "H")-->(ca-he-ta)

the "creepi" is the top of the line here when it comes to cannibis...once I discovered that, I never smoked "cajeta" again.


>la mota got me some trash last time i used it in Mexico.
>creepi tho....i'm excited about that revelation.
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>laugh now, cry never.
>nevermind, nice guys finish fine.
>
>not compassionate....only polite.
>
>I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

grassrootsphilosopher

lol.

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

I've never heard it used like that though.

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

>I've never heard it used like that though.

grassrootsphilosopher

We got many different names for it, they do too.



Kev

>marijuana?
>
>Or maybe I'm the ignorant one LOL.
>
>

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someone tells you that someone is on the verge of dying...IN YOUR HOUSE! lmao


but he said at the time he was the only one working...and his job isn't really that close to where he lives.

but I laughed at that also when I heard it

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and casually saying," whatup, I think ya cleaning lady is abt to die in your house."

no sense of panic at all lol

grassrootsphilosopher

my mind is spinning thinking of what kinda ish my job would have to be on not to go check on the cleaning lady dying in my crib.

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sounding all casual on some "whatup, yo...I think ya cleaning abt to die in your house."

no sense of urgency at all on neither person's part LOL

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camera in his apartment to see the very moment the weed hit her and how she responded....

"ump um...sumthin in dat, sumthin in dat" (c) Kat Williams


>http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PVyg8_pOI-A/TOG0WYbx77I/AAAAAAAAAOo/-8tPSCv__HE/s1600/images.jpg

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im way too amused by this post

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and I work with ladies like this and I love them to death, but this HIGH comedy! <--

I can't....

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