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krylonwifey1979
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"flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?"
Sun Mar-14-04 06:30 PM

adult swim is on some Tec shit right now
& i'm loving every minute of it.

is this to say that there won't be a new home movies next sunday?

oh well
this will probably be a good comedic void filler.
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Subject	Author	Message Date	ID
must....find...television	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	1
it's not until next week	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	2
next sunday	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	4
if the flying crocodile is a robot, than him. hands dow	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	3
no roboto	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	5
RE: flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	6
there'd be no competition without the wings	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	10
yes, this evens the playing field	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	12
bets may have to be made on this	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	15
I need to see what the point spread is in Vegas	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	25
don king will be in charge of promo & money	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	36
i still favor WILD animal betting. once the sharks	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	39
who knows	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	45
he got the name to do it REAL BIG in the right industry	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	82
all he needs now is a sequined vest & tophat	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	118
um, flying shark would be more aerodynamic an shit.	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	7
into the bar kinda smack	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	9
dude	tohunga	Mar 19th 2004	223
i wanna work at where you work at.	poetx	Mar 20th 2004	224
questions will be raised....	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	8
wow	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	24
no contest. the shark	soze	Mar 14th 2004	11
yeah Land Shark from SNL was pretty cunning	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	13
ni&&as always fell for the candy. people really	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	16
keep your robot trickeries outta this	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	17
land sharks are the reason we have peepholes now	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	20
they both have wings though	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	14
sharks got at least three rows of teeth. they dentist	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	18
was it funded by Chicken Of The Sea?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	19
actually, it was Pork Of The Sea, a lesser known	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	21
Flying croc, no contest	SilentJay	Mar 14th 2004	22
croc:1 shark:many	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	23
THE CROCODILE HAS ARMS AND WILL WIN	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	26
dud, they are BABY arms. croc arms too short to	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	27
but in the picture they looked beefy!	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	29
strength and conditioning coach at UMCP back in	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	32
Johnny Gill would be a badass flying shark name.	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	28
lol@ Johnny Gill	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	30
Fin Diesel.	Flite	Mar 16th 2004	122
hahahaha. Nicky Sharks. n/m	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	124
The great white hope.	Flite	Mar 17th 2004	155
lol.	TaoPooh	Mar 19th 2004	193
they're actually doing it!?!?!?!?!?!?! yesssssssssss!	okaycomputer	Mar 14th 2004	31
RE: they're actually doing it!?!?!?!?!?!?! yessssssssss	SilentJay	Mar 14th 2004	47
dammit, you're right.	okaycomputer	Mar 14th 2004	49
flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	33
Why do they say, "there can be no winners!"	Grand_Royal	Mar 14th 2004	34
flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	35
DAMN. what if the shark has a water tank?	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	37
I know, right?	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	38
i do too	jayded	Mar 14th 2004	40
naw. no vacation. working mad hours at the j-o	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	41
shit. its 1am. i do have an 8am call to be on.	poetx	Mar 14th 2004	44
school's okay	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	46
i'm in serious anticipation for this	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	43
it's the same as my spring break	Afrotec	Mar 14th 2004	48
FLYING SHARK HAS IT ON LOCK.	DawgEatah	Mar 14th 2004	42
All you crocodile naysayers	BigReg	Mar 14th 2004	50
yup, besides...crocodile has the reach advantage.	okaycomputer	Mar 14th 2004	51
listen to him, folks	krylonwifey1979	Mar 14th 2004	52
What about a flying werewolf???	Castro	Mar 15th 2004	53
but what if the crocodile has silver teeth?	poetx	Mar 15th 2004	54
a Goldteethusa.com crocodile...	Castro	Mar 16th 2004	77
This is more important than Whitney's rehab	Castro	Mar 16th 2004	85
yeah i forgot all about that	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	110
nahmean?... EEEHHHH! - i bet a shark would	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	113
he'd sound like Lil' Jon	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	119
nah, shark is a blazed Rakim. Alligator is lil john.	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	134
crocodile fiend	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	135
bite a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then i JET.	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	136
chew the crowd	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	149
Swallow The Leader	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	168
croc b. for president	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	242
I've got to go with crocodile..	Anastacia_Beaverhausen	Mar 15th 2004	55
VOTE (for the crocodile)	Afrotec	Mar 15th 2004	56
thanks, i forgot the link	krylonwifey1979	Mar 15th 2004	57
the shark actually has arms. that nullifies the	poetx	Mar 15th 2004	58
but the croc does have a tail	Afrotec	Mar 15th 2004	60
sharks are badass. no one owns shark boots & belts.n/m	poetx	Mar 15th 2004	59
yes, but Denis Leary had stingray boots	Anastacia_Beaverhausen	Mar 15th 2004	61
you spent twelve hunnid dollas on fissboots?	jayded	Mar 15th 2004	75
croc wins, no question	carterboy	Mar 15th 2004	62
**update**	krylonwifey1979	Mar 15th 2004	63
!	Afrotec	Mar 15th 2004	64
i told you it sounds just. like. you.	krylonwifey1979	Mar 15th 2004	66
spittle splashes monitor.	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	78
hey poetx and tec	carterboy	Mar 16th 2004	93
i'm down for that. onliest thing is, after the monster	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	140
it's cool	carterboy	Mar 17th 2004	143
bet. i got a bigass wrench, and a gator grip. we can	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	144
i know right	carterboy	Mar 17th 2004	145
its funny til somebody's eye gets blown out...	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	146
did i mention that it's totally voice controlled?	carterboy	Mar 17th 2004	148
that's cool. mine had cruise control. and an 8-track.	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	159
isn't it though?	carterboy	Mar 18th 2004	173
my robot is mad sturdy. now ninjas got fiberglass	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	175
now you see	carterboy	Mar 18th 2004	177
i'm sayin, frail robot havin ninjas get NO love.	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	179
i used to didn't have beef wit' them	carterboy	Mar 18th 2004	180
yeah, Voltron IS good peoples.	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	202
yeah they are	carterboy	Mar 19th 2004	204
no. damn, that makes me feel bad, to hear Ty'tron	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	208
i don't even know why ty is doin' it.	carterboy	Mar 19th 2004	216
ROLOL. Roy Lee swearss by the Korg Ty'tron.	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	304
beep!	tec the robot	Mar 21st 2004	254
what i wanna know is..	x_amano_x	Mar 15th 2004	65
exactly	krylonwifey1979	Mar 15th 2004	67
we must apply Shark Week knowledge...	Anastacia_Beaverhausen	Mar 15th 2004	68
I am probably going to watch this, this sunday	Allah	Mar 15th 2004	69
IT'S ALL NEXT WEEK!!!!!	Afrotec	Mar 15th 2004	70
my next request is the Death Star....	Allah	Mar 15th 2004	71
it's the croc...holla!	krylonwifey1979	Mar 15th 2004	72
yes. don't let the post die and become a ghost post...	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	79
god forbid it sees the light of a funeral	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	120
I support this post like a wonder bra.	swinger3421	Mar 15th 2004	73
that's all i ask	krylonwifey1979	Mar 15th 2004	74
Ohhkay...g'nite.	swinger3421	Mar 15th 2004	76
	swinger3421	Mar 16th 2004	89
its the MANSSIERE!	okaycomputer	Mar 16th 2004	91
Inwardly, downwardly, pulsating, striving	swinger3421	Mar 16th 2004	90
Robot is lined up to face the winner	Castro	Mar 16th 2004	80
Can let flying sharks sink...uppers	Castro	Mar 16th 2004	81
The shark's gonna win	chillinCHiEF	Mar 16th 2004	83
I am in tears!!!!!!!	domper	Mar 16th 2004	84
actually, the shark does Jeet Kun Do. he gets very	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	87
up, like a mighty flying alligator.	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	86
but why'd i get excited about that commercial...	eclipsedInI	Mar 16th 2004	88
a mutant squirrel called 'next'. i want to see that.	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	92
new hotness.	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	94
i can't believe	carterboy	Mar 16th 2004	95
you're one of them, genius	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	96
i know that	carterboy	Mar 16th 2004	97
than me	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	98
i beg to differ. after taking a well-deserved break fro	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	99
negative	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	101
oh, au contraire, mon fraire... i only meant 98 vs. 99.	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	104
you have tons of great anchored posts	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	109
you just wait until i get back from japan	carterboy	Mar 16th 2004	107
yawn	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	111
y'all don't got shyt on me	carterboy	Mar 17th 2004	126
yeah ok nancy	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	130
i don't get it n/m	carterboy	Mar 17th 2004	139
if a Platinum Shark fought an Adamantium Alligator...?	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	100
alligator, hands down	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	102
don't tell jigga.	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	105
jigga who?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	114
jigga wif the soft metal suits.	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	123
without any flying, who really cares?	okaycomputer	Mar 16th 2004	103
so, you don't care about the natural majest of sharks	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	106
call me out all you wish	okaycomputer	Mar 16th 2004	108
so you won't support me in this?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	112
read again, i am supporting.	okaycomputer	Mar 16th 2004	116
awwwww	krylonwifey1979	Mar 16th 2004	121
i spose the squirrel mutant could do his thing from	poetx	Mar 16th 2004	115
it might be a flying squirrel mutant.	okaycomputer	Mar 16th 2004	117
sharks, sharks, sharks!!!!	poetx	Mar 17th 2004	125
the croc wins, all day	carterboy	Mar 17th 2004	127
this shall not pass.	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	128
Moving upward and onward....	swinger3421	Mar 17th 2004	129
you say this like i care	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	132
I just needed something to say.	swinger3421	Mar 17th 2004	137
does this even deserve to be archived?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	131
i don't think anything does, really	Afrotec	Mar 17th 2004	153
croc's got it on lock	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	133
cosign	carterboy	Mar 17th 2004	138
Sharks teeth are sharper but	Gjerky_dude	Mar 17th 2004	141
for some reason the shark is winning amonst my friends	roaches	Mar 17th 2004	142
I GOT 15 ON THE SHARK!!	x_amano_x	Mar 17th 2004	147
why is this on the 2nd page?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	150
up cause crocs are green & it's st. patrick's day	krylonwifey1979	Mar 17th 2004	151
I don't have to wear green today.	swinger3421	Mar 17th 2004	152
no green-eye-vertisement	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	156
flying crocodiles are fantastic!	okaycomputer	Mar 17th 2004	154
The missing variable: what makes better boots?	Castro	Mar 18th 2004	157
all of you shark fans are nuts. GILLS ppl!	tex	Mar 18th 2004	158
so you're telling me a shark smart enough to build	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	160
exactly!	x_amano_x	Mar 18th 2004	161
touche, sir...	tex	Mar 18th 2004	162
kryla posted the link to the com central joint. the	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	163
my mama say the croc, imma says the croc	krylonwifey1979	Mar 18th 2004	165
don't be callin the shark out his name, now. effaround,	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	174
i ain't never scared	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	234
u all are kra zy	morpheme	Mar 18th 2004	164
you love me, hush up & thanks for your support	krylonwifey1979	Mar 18th 2004	166
tell us some shit we DON'T know, morphemea.	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	200
up for the afternoon & the approaching asteroid	krylonwifey1979	Mar 18th 2004	167
i'm sayin. my asteroid radar went off, too. and i was	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	172
i've never seen that	cindylu	Mar 18th 2004	169
i beg to different. Tiburon lets you do that cool	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	183
UP FOR THE SHARK..	x_amano_x	Mar 18th 2004	170
RE: flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?	Spyder7	Mar 18th 2004	171
y'all fill your brackets out yet? i did. it says, SHARK	poetx	Mar 18th 2004	176
RE: flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?	Castro	Mar 18th 2004	178
THIS SHALL NOT GO PAST..	x_amano_x	Mar 18th 2004	181
ever	carterboy	Mar 18th 2004	182
my bad	carterboy	Mar 18th 2004	184
CROC will win!	Anastacia_Beaverhausen	Mar 18th 2004	185
my hat is like a shark fin	soze	Mar 18th 2004	186
nope, croc is winnin'	carterboy	Mar 18th 2004	187
uppage	krylonwifey1979	Mar 18th 2004	188
today i saw a cloud that looked like a crocodile	okaycomputer	Mar 18th 2004	189
that is hoping strong	krylonwifey1979	Mar 19th 2004	206
bump	Allah	Mar 18th 2004	190
I will also not be around	swinger3421	Mar 18th 2004	191
up for my peoples on Monster Island.	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	192
Tavizilla and EracateethDyszilla will call for peace	Castro	Mar 19th 2004	195
Three-headed Pookie was the lookout for big Sherm,	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	196
fuck the bullshit.	TaoPooh	Mar 19th 2004	194
PREACH.	okaycomputer	Mar 19th 2004	205
Sharks close their eyes before attacking	allwrite	Mar 19th 2004	197
Hammerhead, UNGHH! (just wanted to say that).	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	198
Badassness?	allwrite	Mar 19th 2004	199
u put it that way, it sounds kinda p*ssy. warm, wet and	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	209
no they don't, they have a seperate eyelid...	eclipsed3rdi	Mar 19th 2004	210
You've got to have 100% focus with a rocket on your bac	allwrite	Mar 19th 2004	212
rubs chin, contemplatively.	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	214
but the exhaust from the packs...	eclipsed3rdi	Mar 19th 2004	218
AHA, my faith in sharks is restored! how could i doubt?	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	219
Crocs have a third eyelid too	allwrite	Mar 21st 2004	255
I just saw the trailer last night...	Improv	Mar 19th 2004	201
word? we already double robot, in anticipation.	poetx	Mar 19th 2004	203
you'd be dangerous with a bionic arm	krylonwifey1979	Mar 19th 2004	207
that's Dr. Claw territory - ion't wanna bite. well,	poetx	Mar 20th 2004	225
that's a disgusting thought	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	226
Killer Croc (Batman) vs. JAWS	eclipsed3rdi	Mar 19th 2004	211
one more for the croc	krylonwifey1979	Mar 19th 2004	213
gotta say the croc	Rajeniro757	Mar 19th 2004	215
this post is 10x more important than 3/4 of page 1	krylonwifey1979	Mar 19th 2004	217
co, muthafuckin', sign	carterboy	Mar 19th 2004	220
Greatest.Post.Ever.	richieEarl	Mar 19th 2004	221
yay! we're #1!!!!! go croc!!!!	krylonwifey1979	Mar 19th 2004	222
doraemon supports the croc	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	227
as does tex	tex	Mar 20th 2004	228
we're happy to have your support	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	235
each time i go to archive...	morpheme	Mar 20th 2004	229
not yet, kiera	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	233
this is the real march madness	okaycomputer	Mar 20th 2004	230
Eff that.	swinger3421	Mar 20th 2004	232
its going to be pretty difficult for them to do that...	okaycomputer	Mar 20th 2004	238
hush you two	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	236
Sorry. Easily distracted.	swinger3421	Mar 20th 2004	240
flying shark would win, its faster and stronger	ShinobiShaw	Mar 20th 2004	231
sorry to say, the croc got this	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	237
ahh, another voice of reason. the croc-riders don't	poetx	Mar 20th 2004	239
I see there are still Croc doubters...	Anastacia_Beaverhausen	Mar 20th 2004	241
they don't want to face defeat	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	243
LATE PASS!	ricky_BUTLER	Mar 20th 2004	244
the fuck are you rambling on about?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	247
its all about the croc's tail...	Mica	Mar 20th 2004	245
My god this is incredible.	Illgamesh	Mar 20th 2004	246
great breakdown	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	248
the kiss of death. Shark is going to win	Castro	Mar 21st 2004	257
pretty good breakdown, however, shark skin will	poetx	Mar 21st 2004	258
Croc = 1988 Tyson --- Shark = 1967 Ali	allwrite	Mar 21st 2004	260
up	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	249
Punks jump ___ to get beat down!	swinger3421	Mar 20th 2004	250
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!	okaycomputer	Mar 20th 2004	251
yes!	krylonwifey1979	Mar 20th 2004	252
This should not be on the second page.	Illgamesh	Mar 21st 2004	253
Croc needs to keep the battle low	allwrite	Mar 21st 2004	256
still, the shark	carterboy	Mar 21st 2004	259
up for the festivities. n/m	poetx	Mar 21st 2004	261
t minus:1 hour:30 minutes and counting	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	262
dumbass spinoff posts are pushing this off	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	263
THERE WILL NOT BE A WINNER	nomad828	Mar 21st 2004	264
ok you need to leave	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	267
Why, because I'm right?	nomad828	Mar 21st 2004	271
no because that is a retarded statement	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	273
I see, so the truth is not welcome here...	nomad828	Mar 21st 2004	275
(shakes first at you)	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	284
DISCOVERY CHANNEL: SHARK WINS!!! (and the	poetx	Mar 21st 2004	265
blasphemy	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	268
soft underbelly soft underbelly soft underbelly...	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	290
i now have $5 on the croc...lets get serious.	okaycomputer	Mar 21st 2004	266
uh oh	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	269
i've already got the bet with my roommate	okaycomputer	Mar 21st 2004	270
i'm so scared to bet anything	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	272
i have confidence in the crocodile	okaycomputer	Mar 21st 2004	274
as you should, mittens	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	281
IT'S TIME!!!!!	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	276
Once again it's time, it's time to ROCK!!!	swinger3421	Mar 21st 2004	278
word	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	280
musta missed it...	Calico	Mar 21st 2004	277
no no	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	279
if the croc DOESN'T win	Calico	Mar 21st 2004	282
anarchy!	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	286
those sock puppets were pretty bad ass	okaycomputer	Mar 21st 2004	283
the shark will remain a punk	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	287
just cuz this'll be archived	buildingblock	Mar 21st 2004	285
it's good reading material	krylonwifey1979	Mar 21st 2004	288
dude, you need to be well educated on contemporary	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	289
we should archive before the winner is announced...	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	291
croc = uab..........shark = kentucky	okaycomputer	Mar 22nd 2004	292
btw, illgaluminati has already endorsed the shark. n/m	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	294
traitor	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	296
you're wrong	okaycomputer	Mar 22nd 2004	308
I am the Illgaluminati	Illgamesh	Mar 22nd 2004	309
hey, one a y'all mickeyfickey's endorsed the shark.	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	314
don't be mad cause you're alone in your campaign	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	318
i'm going to hand you a fork	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	293
should this be archived before results are tallied?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	295
you croc supporters have FAILED to realize one thing..	x_amano_x	Mar 22nd 2004	297
didn't watch the discovery channel last night, huh?	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	298
still..	x_amano_x	Mar 22nd 2004	299
shark can't open it's mouth wider than a croc can	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	300
hahaha..	x_amano_x	Mar 22nd 2004	301
candygram	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	302
was they killin ninjas, tho'? ANSWER ME? that ish was	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	306
NOT ONLY THAT...	x_amano_x	Mar 22nd 2004	312
Stand ____!! (c) Luda	swinger3421	Mar 22nd 2004	303
noo! now honey daniels'll be here soon	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	305
Had to google that one.	swinger3421	Mar 22nd 2004	307
you know the shark is a punk ass when...	Anastacia_Beaverhausen	Mar 22nd 2004	310
'killer' whales. not australian g'day sayin saturday	poetx	Mar 22nd 2004	315
still, the shark got punked by Shamu	Anastacia_Beaverhausen	Mar 22nd 2004	316
are the discovery channel fights anywhere online?	illeagle	Mar 22nd 2004	311
croc don't like thirsty bitches	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	313
Get ___, get down!!	swinger3421	Mar 22nd 2004	317
flava flav endorses the croc	krylonwifey1979	Mar 22nd 2004	319
Kool Keith endorses the shark... well, actually,	poetx	Mar 23rd 2004	320

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1. "must....find...television"
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this sounds INCREDIBLE

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2. "it's not until next week"
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krylonwifey1979
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4. "next sunday"
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@11pm.
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feeling stupid? i know i am.
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if you've ever stared into the eyes of a raccoon when he's stealing your picnic, you know what it's like to talk to howard dean.
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poetx
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3. "if the flying crocodile is a robot, than him. hands dow"
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5. "no roboto"
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top drawer material, sir.

top. drawer.
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6. "RE: flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?"
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lol@ equally aerial killing machine

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10. "there'd be no competition without the wings"
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none.
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12. "yes, this evens the playing field"
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15. "bets may have to be made on this"
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25. "I need to see what the point spread is in Vegas"
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I also need to see what their records are against other equally dangerous killing machines

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36. "don king will be in charge of promo & money"
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wait
why is this a good idea again?
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39. "i still favor WILD animal betting. once the sharks"
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and crocodiles learn to fly, and get tv exposure, they're not gonna keep it real.

even on these animals attack, jounts. on the recent footage, you can see a Moose in the middle of stomping a mudhole in some canadian, sneak a sidewise glance at the camera. what's that all about?

selling out, that's what.

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45. "who knows"
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one of them might get a deal with the same folks that hooked up william hung.
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82. "he got the name to do it REAL BIG in the right industry"
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118. "all he needs now is a sequined vest & tophat"
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(puts in call to Mama Knowles)
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7. "um, flying shark would be more aerodynamic an shit."
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like, he could change directions like, "here i am -- no, HERE i am" and just bite the croc, like "unnnghghhh".

the crocodile DOES have hands. but they like baby hands. you ever see a crocodile grab some shit? not bloody likely. they will tail-smack the shit out of you though. that's got to be demoralizing. like, imagine the shark and the crocodile beefing, on some, "i will f*ck you up", "no, i will F*ck YOU u-" SMAAAACK (like rick james). shark will be looking around the club and trying to play that shit off. "man, don't you EVEr--" SMAAACK.

that could backfire, because the shark is gonna be really really mad when he finally catches the crocodile.

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9. "into the bar kinda smack"
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let's watch it in slow motion.
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223. "dude"
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i just read this out to all 7 people at my work. we have people rolling on the floor crying.

you, sir, are a legend.

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224. "i wanna work at where you work at."
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8. "questions will be raised...."
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....AND DESTROYED BY ANSWERS!

i can't wait.
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24. "wow"
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wow

wow

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11. "no contest. the shark"
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i mean imagine jaws flying through the air. cmon yo

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13. "yeah Land Shark from SNL was pretty cunning"
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with wings, it's a no brainer

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16. "ni&&as always fell for the candy. people really"
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like candy. that (and intelligent robot pussy) could be our downfall.

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17. "keep your robot trickeries outta this"
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20. "land sharks are the reason we have peepholes now"
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...otherwise candy would be our downfall

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14. "they both have wings though"
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& i think a croc has more teeth than a shark
now that i think further on it
i think they equally have alot of damn teeth.

damn i really can't wait now.
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18. "sharks got at least three rows of teeth. they dentist"
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bill gotta be high than a muhf*cka.

shark mom: junior, the dentist said you need braces.

junior: aww, mom, i don't want braces.

shark mom: don't worry. as soon as he said it would be $65,000 i ate his ass, pronto.

junior: gee, thanks mom. you're the greatest.

**actual real shark conversation, translated by DoD Secret Shark Talk Laboratory, and operated by Halliburton.

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19. "was it funded by Chicken Of The Sea?"
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21. "actually, it was Pork Of The Sea, a lesser known"
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competitor. Their Chunk Chum Chitlins is a big shark favorite, though, i hear.

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22. "Flying croc, no contest"
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Who the fuck ever seen a shark outside of water? No one! A crocodile dominates its environment when it's on land and in the swamp. The shark is one though motherfucker, but it knows only one area: the ocean. So look for the flying crocodile to fuck up that shark

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23. "croc:1 shark:many"
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26. "THE CROCODILE HAS ARMS AND WILL WIN"
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27. "dud, they are BABY arms. croc arms too short to"
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box with t-rex's. if the croc is relying on the jab, he will get straight fucked up.

now, he has harder skin. that's a plus. but i heard that shark skin is real sharp and can cut you if you pet them. that's why i only pet sharks with gloves on. (the sharks don't wear the gloves, i do. that would be silly. sharks don't even have baby hands. they do have fins. but no one, to my knowledge, has successfully made fin gloves. it would probably help in cold water, though. and shark muffs.)

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29. "but in the picture they looked beefy!"
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granted, shark will be more agile because he has rockets, but flying crocodile could catch him and throw him by his tail into a lava pit Mario style.

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32. "strength and conditioning coach at UMCP back in"
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the day -- lil quarter pint muhf*cker, reminded me of short and beefy arms. he was about 4'11", but big barrel chest and big guns. bossed us football players around, while trying to mack the gymnastics team. we called him Gizmo. he ended up doing weight coaching for the Red$kin$. b*tch. i couldn't stand his jack russel terrier lookin ass.

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28. "Johnny Gill would be a badass flying shark name."
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even for a regular shark. i would trick hamsters into his tank by putting a diving board there. and some little holiday inn signs. i think i could buy them at a hobby store.

if they didn't have them, they could special order them. or i'd get loud on the clerk. "you're store is full of these bullshit trains and model rockets, but ALL I ASK FOR IS A LOUSY MINIATURE DIVING BOARD FOR HAMSTERS AND YOU CAN'T GET IT??? WHAT, I BET YOU DON'T HAVE METAL TITS COVERED IN VELOUR, EITHER???"

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30. "lol@ Johnny Gill"
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122. "Fin Diesel."
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124. "hahahaha. Nicky Sharks. n/m"
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155. "The great white hope."
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193. "lol."
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31. "they're actually doing it!?!?!?!?!?!?! yesssssssssss!"
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i've got to go with the croc.

unless the shark is the Old Kentucky Shark from Space Ghost...with wings. Then I'd have to go with him.

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47. "RE: they're actually doing it!?!?!?!?!?!?! yessssssssss"
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Old Kentucky is dead bro, he exploded in the coldness of space to attract giant killer bees.

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49. "dammit, you're right."
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33. "flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?"
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It is a debate that has raged in the halls of Cartoon Network for more than a decade: Who would win in a battle to the death between a flying shark or a flying crocodile? Finally, it will be put to rest during Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile Week on Adult Swim, which begins on Sunday, March 21, and concludes on Sunday, March 28. The question will be pondered during special packaging on Adult Swim, Cartoon Network�s highly rated late-night block of edgy animated comedies and action shows, beginning Sunday, March 21. The final answer, as determined by an online vote on AdultSwim.com, will be revealed on Sunday, March 28.
This vital question has largely been ignored by history�s greatest minds. Lacking any thoughts on the subject from the likes of Descartes, Einstein or Michelangelo, Adult Swim staffers did what any other truth-seekers might: They commissioned a focus group. At the mall.
The wit and wisdom of more than 50 adults between the ages of 18-24 will be part of special packaging designed to get to the bottom of this divisive issue. Individual and group sessions were held on Feb. 10 and 11, at the Lenox Square shopping mall in Atlanta, Ga. Mike Lazzo, Cartoon Network�s senior vice president responsible for Adult Swim, supervised the research. Pete Smith, a reasonable man who works as a writer and producer for Adult Swim, acted as moderator. Only the most advanced focus group techniques were used, including a sock-puppet dramatization of a battle between a flying shark and a flying crocodile and artist�s renderings of each combatant.
�While all the data is still being analyzed, some interesting trends emerged,� said Lazzo. �Some people made a case that the flying shark�s razor-like teeth and aerodynamic shape would propel it to victory. Others insisted that the flying crocodile�s vise-like jaws and powerful tail would help it defeat the flying shark.�
Adult Swim will air analysis and comments from those participating in the study during its packaging from Sunday, March 21-Thursday, March 25. While the results of the focus group will provided compelling, thought-provoking arguments for each potential outcome, the final result will be determined by voters on AdultSwim.com. The official results will be revealed on the Sunday, March 28, Adult Swim telecast.
Beginning March 15, AdultSwim.com hosts online voting and message board topics on the flying shark/flying crocodile matchup. Beginning March 22, online users can head to AdultSwim.com for a full-length version of the puppet show, exclusive images and behind-the-scenes footage from the focus groups, as well as expert opinions from the Adult Swim staff. Cartoon Network�s line-up for Adult Swim Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile Week is as follows:

Sunday, March 21
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Thursday, March 25
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Home Movies
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Home Movies
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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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34. "Why do they say, "there can be no winners!""
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then ask "who will win?!" lol

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35. "flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?"
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dudmatic: crocodiles have stronger jaws though
dudmatic: once they clamp down you can't get them open
random girl i forced into an argument: don't sharks have strong jaws too>?
dudmatic: not as strong as a crocodile
dudmatic: crocodiles will thrash enemies even after they're dead
dudmatic: i saw a documentary ones
dudmatic: but then again, there's no crazy foreign guy who attacks sharks
dudmatic: so maybe sharks are tougher
dudmatic: in water!
dudmatic: this is on land
dudmatic: the flying shark would have to keep going back into the water to breathe
random girl i forced into an argument: ooooooooh, you are right, but are you sure its on land?
dudmatic: in the AIR
random girl i forced into an argument: oooooh, ok, ok, the crocodile wins
dudmatic: i told you

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37. "DAMN. what if the shark has a water tank?"
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he couldn't bite anyone with a helmet. its not looking good for him, now.

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38. "I know, right?"
In response to Reply # 37

if they're fighting over an ocean, maybe

but otherwise sharky don't got nothin.

are you on vacation? You've been here a lot more often, altely. and you're much weirder than before.

I like it.

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40. "i do too"
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you eat crisco son?"

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41. "naw. no vacation. working mad hours at the j-o"
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(70's, 80's and 90's, like them wack ass classic r&b stations).

i'm on a lot of stupid conference calls, and passing/pissing the time. either that, or i'm playing spades on my cell/palm pilot.

as for the weirdness... mental diarrhea, i guess. i need to get to writing again. it's been three months without an article. (current events is just dumb right about now). plus, i like robots.

other than that, aything is aything. how's school going? and the strip?

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x.

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44. "shit. its 1am. i do have an 8am call to be on."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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46. "school's okay"
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the strip is my mental diarrhea. it makes no sense 75% of the time.

I've decided to just put my list iof things to do before I die into picture form for the rest of the year

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43. "i'm in serious anticipation for this"
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48. "it's the same as my spring break"
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so i'll be all along with nothing to do but contemplate the battle

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42. "FLYING SHARK HAS IT ON LOCK."
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See how i wrote that in ALL CAPS. I must be right.
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50. "All you crocodile naysayers"
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and calculating the fact that the crocodile is a naturally tough beast, used to taking alot of damage and keep on keeping on.

While sharks tend to be alot more fragile creatures.

It wouldn't take much for a croc to score a lethal blow against a shark. A shark despite its speed and strength would have to do much more damage to do a relatively even amount of damage once you factor in toughness.

Im going for the croc.

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51. "yup, besides...crocodile has the reach advantage."
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the long mouth is the key.

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52. "listen to him, folks"
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53. "What about a flying werewolf???"
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A werewolf has arms so if it had to fight a shark or crocodile, it automatically has an advantage...

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54. "but what if the crocodile has silver teeth?"
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this is all very complicated.

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x.

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peace & blessings,

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77. "a Goldteethusa.com crocodile..."
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tell him the God sent you...

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85. "This is more important than Whitney's rehab"
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110. "yeah i forgot all about that"
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thanks flying croc!
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113. "nahmean?... EEEHHHH! - i bet a shark would"
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sound just like that. with gold fronts. an you ain't gettin no discount. but still, holla at them. they'll get you some right joints. EEEEHHHH (flashes gold shark teef). nahmean?

smokes an abalone.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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119. "he'd sound like Lil' Jon"
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Tue Mar-16-04 10:16 PM

YEAAH-YUH!
OKAY!
WHUT?!?
HUH?!!
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134. "nah, shark is a blazed Rakim. Alligator is lil john."
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(on that down souf ish).

Yay-uh!

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135. "crocodile fiend"
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(kicks speaker)
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136. "bite a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then i JET."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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149. "chew the crowd"
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168. "Swallow The Leader"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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242. "croc b. for president"
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55. "I've got to go with crocodile.."
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flying crocodile has arms AND legs. Flying shark only has arms...the fins could be a disadvantage.

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If you watch Charmed, or you caught her in Stuff Magazine you don't need any explanations. But for those of you living under a rock...she gorgeous, she has hair so fabulous it rivals Vanessa Marcil's, and she can act...what more could you want? Contrary to popular belief, there is more to Charmed than Alyssa Milano...there's Holly.

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56. "VOTE (for the crocodile)"
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Mon Mar-15-04 12:34 PM

http://www.adultswim.com/promos/200403_shark_v_croc/index.html I shall be bombarding the messageboard as soon as I'm done studying

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57. "thanks, i forgot the link"
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up for the crocodile!!
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58. "the shark actually has arms. that nullifies the"
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supposed reach advantage for the crocodile. i think i have to go with the shark.

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x.

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peace & blessings,

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60. "but the croc does have a tail"
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that could easily be used to whip

and is well out of the shark's reach

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59. "sharks are badass. no one owns shark boots & belts.n/m"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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61. "yes, but Denis Leary had stingray boots"
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Why she's a sexy bitch:

If you watch Charmed, or you caught her in Stuff Magazine you don't need any explanations. But for those of you living under a rock...she gorgeous, she has hair so fabulous it rivals Vanessa Marcil's, and she can act...what more could you want? Contrary to popular belief, there is more to Charmed than Alyssa Milano...there's Holly.

"I'm not good or real...I'm evil and imaginary." - Karen Walker

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75. "you spent twelve hunnid dollas on fissboots?"
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62. "croc wins, no question"
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come on now y'all. there's no way that the shark could win. if i'm not mistaken, the croc has wings, and the shark has a jet pack, right?

while the shark is zipping all around, trying to control his rocket, the croc will have much better control over his flight. for example, say the shark is trying to ram the croc. he'll be picking up speed, heading for the croc, and what'll the croc do. fly slightly to the left. then the shark has to try to turn around, which will be made more difficult by the amount of speed he has. plus, i know from experience that it's hard to fight when you're having an asthma attack.

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I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist. peace.

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63. "****update****"
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Mon Mar-15-04 05:28 PM

this coming sunday(at 9pm/8pm cst, i forgot to put the time here) on the discovery channel they will start actual live coverage of this "test of feats" by the use of robots(i see you poetx & Tec).

so all week you can see them build both a shark & a crocodile
test their endurance
& then........the big battle begins.

damn.
this has went so much further than a joke between the great people at the Cartoon Network Williams Street studios.
my anticipation is that much more intense.

bring it on!
croc rawks!
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64. "!"
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this will be the best.

week.

ever.

wow. someone has been reading my mind and turning it into quality television programming.

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66. "i told you it sounds just. like. you."
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78. "*spittle splashes monitor*."
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>wow. someone has been reading my mind and turning it into
>quality television programming.

dud, i don't know what your voice sounds like, but i 'heard' that in my head and it was funny as hell.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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93. "hey poetx and tec"
In response to Reply # 78

it sounds like we would get along well. we should all go on a trip to japan, then we could all get our own giant robots.

'cause if i've learned anything from my 17+ years of watching japanimation, everybody in japan has either a giant robot, or super powers. and everybody can jump really high (how else would they get into their giant robots?).

man, would that kick-ass

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140. "i'm down for that. onliest thing is, after the monster"
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'incident', my passport forbades me from driving giant robots. see, what had happened was, the chitlin monster was threatening the townspeople and gamorrah was at the free clinic in tokyo getting the se blisters looked at. i had just bought my robot off e-bay an was like, wth, lemme buss this out.

it turns out that, being that i got the robot from hong kong, the controls were on the wrong side (like with cars steering wheels).

to make a long story medium, i accidentally knocked the Monster Isle Grand Hyatt into the sea... ((*mumbles* *an a buncha people died*)). but i did end up knocking the chitlin monster out, though.

but the problem was i tried to kill him by stuffing him into Mount Fire. who knew that the lava would make him stronger and grow to five times his size? (the way they explained it to me later was that chitlins love hot sauce, and hot, molten lava, is kinda like nature's hot sauce, and that brought out the hidden flavor and power of the chitlin munster. you learn some new shit airy day, right?).

so. after that happened, i was like, "eff this, i signed up to fight a 50ft chitlin munster, not a 500ft monster - i got the economy robot, and it taps out at around 100ft monsters", so i bounced.

eventually, they told me that godzilla had to bring his old ass out of retirement to beat the chitlin munster, and him and Le Tigra ate him.

a couple weeks later, i flew over to tokyo to stop the terror of the Evil Sumo, but they stopped me at the border and told me that i lost my robot privileges. i got, like, 5,456 points on my robot license (i was speeding through west virginia one time).

so, i can probably go to japan with you and tec, but i'ma have to ride shotgun on y'alls robots. oh, ok. really, i can't even be IN a giant robot. maybe in about 5 years, yo?

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143. "it's cool"
In response to Reply # 140

myne has tinted windows (which are cool, 'cause it makes it look like he has on sunglasses), that way the po's wont be able to see you inside anyway. besides, myne is one of those that you have to put together, so i'd need some help anyway.

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144. "bet. i got a bigass wrench, and a gator grip. we can"
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do this. (that is good about the tinted windows, too). i hate when you be walking up to a traffic light and people be all lookin inside your robot. get your own 'bot, nahmean? EEEHHHH!

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145. "i know right"
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that's why i had to get 'em.
usually though, when they try to look in my robot, i pull out one of my missiles and do the robot dance, while aiming it at them, saying, "i say, do . . we . . have . . a . . problem?"

a la "don't be a menace . . . "

it get's 'em everytyme.

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146. "its funny til somebody's eye gets blown out..."
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then it becomes hilarious.

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148. "did i mention that it's totally voice controlled?"
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well not totally, but whenever i want to attack, all i have to do is scream out the name of the attack, and a swooshy background appears behind me, the camera zooms away from my face to reveal that i'm in a giant robot, and then the attack happens.

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159. "that's cool. mine had cruise control. and an 8-track."
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(it was kind of a fixer-upper robot. the dude i bought it from on e-bay said he used to fight munsters in the 70's. i replaced the red shag-carpeted interior, myself, and installed air conditioning. because fighting monsters is sweaty work).

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173. "isn't it though?"
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you ever been fightin' some giant monster and got sweat in your eye? doesn't that suck.

what i don't like are those monsters that have secret powers and shyt. like, i'll be fighting a fire monster, and all of a sudden he'll have lightening powers. whut's up with that?

but yeah, sometimes vintage models are even better then the newer ones. you know, "built tough to last long", and all that stuff.

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175. "my robot is mad sturdy. now ninjas got fiberglass"
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robots. yeah, they more aerodynamic an shit, but they light in the ass. i be like "open chest" on 'em, and leave they shit caved in like drywall in ya moms crib after you tried to do a flying karate kick on your cousin essept he ducked and your feets went through the wall.

>what i don't like are those monsters that have secret powers
>and shyt. like, i'll be fighting a fire monster, and all of
>a sudden he'll have lightening powers. whut's up with that?

i know, right? its like, false monstertizing or something. i think that is morally repugnant. if you gonna be a fire munster, fight me with fire dammit.

one thing i like about my robot is the nostril rockets. cause, in a battle, i'll make like i'm about to blow out some snot. and the monster will pause, like, ewww, can you hurry that shit up? and then, ssssssssssssttttBOOOOMM!!!! two nasal neutron torpedoes straight to the scaly domepiece. i love doing that.

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177. "now you see"
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that's a sign of a good giant robot. like these power ranger muthafucka's. you can tell they robots is weak. that's why they gotta change 'em every damn day, 'cause one tyme i met them walkin' down the street. i was gonna jokingly trip them as they walked past, then laugh when they fell down.

but when i tripped 'em, they fell all over and shattered! then they were mad at me like, "hey you broke our robot!"
so i'm like, "yo' robot shouldnt have been so mutha'fuckin' fragile!"
then i kicked them, and they flew all the way back to zordon.

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179. "i'm sayin, frail robot havin ninjas get NO love."
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and i'm glad you smashed them punks robots. i had beef with the power rangers. i was trying to kick some knowledge of self to 'em, say, we should split up and do our own shit -- i woulda been the big, black ranger, and then the yellow, red and green ranger coulda been down, but naw, them ninjas dropped dime on me to ashcroft on some "i've got to save the president" ish.

i had to take out a whole battalion of government 'bots for dolo. next i seent them ninjas in the street i licked off with the torpedoes. that's why that red punk ranger got bulletholes all in his shit, now.
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180. "i used to didn't have beef wit' them"
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in general, i got love for most robot pilots. and i got love for most ningas. but them niggas is just gay. first, they jockin' my niggas that be up in voltron, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to hard. i mean, voltron was good and all (shyt, they helped inspire me to get my own robot. to this day, whenever the head folds up i say, "and i'll form the head!"), but daaaaaaaaaaamn. get yo' own damn style.

they make robots and ningas look bad.

and don't get me started on the new transformers.

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202. "yeah, Voltron IS good peoples."
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i went to school with his little brother, Ty'tron. that whole family is wild though, like they older brother Ultron, who been locked up for about 20 years. (he was on some take over the world shit).

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204. "yeah they are"
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they the type of people that you ca sit and talk to.
they family is wild though. you hear that little ty'tron is tryin' to do that ol' thug shyt like ultron?

the messeges we're sending kids these days.

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208. "no. damn, that makes me feel bad, to hear Ty'tron"
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slipping like that. I guess its hard when all the other giant robots on the block are slinging them Intel chips and drinking transmission sizzurp. damn.

next time i swing through Monster Isle, i need to holler at him. ay, remember Cyberteesha? She done filt out. and wilded out, too. slimmy got a page on robotplanet. *inhales*. man.

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216. "i don't even know why ty is doin' it."
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he got mad loot from the keeboard bein' named after 'im.

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304. "ROLOL. Roy Lee swearss by the Korg Ty'tron."
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he just thugging to be 'acceptable'. i blame his momma for not raisin' him right.

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254. "beep!"
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DROkayplayer - single handedly keeping Frito-Lay in business since 1999

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65. "what i wanna know is.."
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WHO'S PLACIN BETS AND WHEN?!

MAY AS WELL MAKE SOME MONEY

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67. "exactly"
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i'm too broke & too chicken
but i really feel the croc will win.

ha
funny
the croc sounds so much like the rock.
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68. "we must apply Shark Week knowledge..."
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to the battle.

According to Anatomy of a Shark Attack, the shark has the stronger bite...however, I still think the croc has the advantage. It has arms AND legs. That doesn't suck.

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69. "I am probably going to watch this, this sunday"
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70. "IT'S ALL NEXT WEEK!!!!!"
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A WEEK OF BATTLING!!!!!!

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71. "my next request is the Death Star...."
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72. "it's the croc...holla!"
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if you were smart you'd help up this post & contribute in support of this.

be like the cool kids
be smart.
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79. "yes. don't let the post die and become a ghost post..."
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hauntedly sailing pages 1-7 like the Flying Dutchieman. j_sun or morpheme need to 'save' it. set it free and loosie it from this unliving/undead limbo. archive the ghost robots!

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120. "god forbid it sees the light of a funeral"
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i'm sure DeePhunk can hook me up with the people that put together his funeral.

'twas a lovely service.
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73. "I support this post like a wonder bra."
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How was that?

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

i suggest all "fans" save their money

you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
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74. "that's all i ask"
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plus your buddy asked me to ask you to support it.

screw him, i'm going to sleep.
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76. "Ohhkay...g'nite."
In response to Reply # 74

.

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89. ""
In response to Reply # 74

.

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

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91. "its the MANSSIERE!"
In response to Reply # 89

.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

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90. "Inwardly, downwardly, pulsating, striving"
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NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

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80. "Robot is lined up to face the winner"
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81. "Can let flying sharks sink...uppers"
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How will flying sharks find food???

Will they still hunt to the Jaws theme, or How I Could Just Kill A Man?

I betchu if a shark talked, it would sound like Mike Tyson....

Hey, Whitney's in rehab. The Crack economy in SW ATL just took a serious dip.

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83. "The shark's gonna win"
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He has a rocket pack. The Croc has wings...

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84. "I am in tears!!!!!!!"
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I'm sitting here trying to rationally think this battle out, seriously. But I can't overcome the paralyzing laughter of visualinzing a shark and a croc with wings flying at each other on some Kung-Fu shit.

Great shit!

"I don't have to squeeze just to appease your dream." Lady Miss Kier

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87. "actually, the shark does Jeet Kun Do. he gets very"
In response to Reply # 84

annoyed when folks refer to his style as 'kung fu'. he says its disrespectful. (i am not really cool enough to be friends with him, but i am in the fan club and get the weekly Flying Shark Newsletter).

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

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86. "up, like a mighty flying alligator."
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

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88. "but why'd i get excited about that commercial..."
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sheesh

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92. "a mutant squirrel called 'next'. i want to see that."
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cuz squirrels are already lightning fast. and if they are mutants, too. well, that helps with size differential. he could probably chew through bricks.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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94. "new hotness."
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95. "i can't believe"
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that there are people that will continue to up this dubious topic.

waaaaaait

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I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist. peace.

outro.

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96. "you're one of them, genius"
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you couldn't do better.
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97. "i know that"
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i was joking. i've obviously already posted here, and was just doing my part to up it.

which is why my statement was followed by an unsure, sounding "waaaaaaait" as i fake pondered what i had just done.

oh, and by the way, "NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTER!"

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I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist. peace.

outro.

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98. "than me"
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yes
no one can do it better than me.

you are correct
i am the new hotness.
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99. "i beg to differ. after taking a well-deserved break fro"
In response to Reply # 98

writing long IT notes and pause-mixing Steely Dan, i can only conclude, that I am the master of this. half-aligator half-shark man, i might add, to throw additional lawry's on this shit.

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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101. "negative"
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if i hadn't posted this i'm quite certain the word would never have spread as it has.

i've known about this since last sunday
only this sunday did i decide to finally post about it.

plus this is probably the 2nd biggest thing since wrestlemania
thus
i am, as trace so eloquently uses it thanks to the french, "le shit".

besides
you always shine
lemme have this little sad moment.
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104. "oh, au contraire, mon fraire... i only meant 98 vs. 99."
In response to Reply # 101

upperation of this jount in the last few. as for the whole shit? you are undoubtedly the queen of it. i bow down to you and your post like wesside connect.

(btw i don't always shine. sure, sure, everyone knows about MC Jesus, and the Big Calves, but what about "Eating Scabs"?, "Asscrack Lint"? "Non-Celebrities You've Met"?, and the ever-unpopular "Dandruff Appreciation"? nothing. nada. zippo. zilch. ziegfried. roy. i mean, zroy. zorak. zietgiest. zigzagzigallah, zubileezoo. zoofauna. newzoorevue. zenobia. zygote. ziggerat. Ur. (can't say ziggerat without Ur. were there any other ziggerats? prolly not. if so, i bet they sucked.no one remembers them. people probably walked past them in olden days like, "look at that fake-ass ziggurat. it sucks".

yeah.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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109. "you have tons of great anchored posts"
In response to Reply # 104
Tue Mar-16-04 09:45 PM

i have 0
the big calves post still brings tears to my eyes(gotta give cred to jose for finding the link)
doesn't bother me though
your posts just kick ass. period.
though i do make you my official PR man for this event, you dominated this post.

good looks.

& ziggurats can't drink at the water fountain still
damn shame
will they ever be free?
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107. "you just wait until i get back from japan"
In response to Reply # 98

then i'll show you.

you'll be no match for my giant robot

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outro.

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111. "*yawn*"
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me & astro boy will take you down.
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126. "y'all don't got shyt on me"
In response to Reply # 111

and megaman. thats right i said it.

and yeah i know that they bit astroboy story for megaman, but now mega man got like five other robots t' help out. plus my giant robot'll still be in full effect.

"BIG O, IT'S SHOWTYME!!!"

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I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist. peace.

outro.

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130. "yeah ok nancy"
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139. "i don't get it n/m"
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the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist. peace.

outro.

the signature starts now:

Damn, have I really been gone for that long?

*ties back hair*

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100. "if a Platinum Shark fought an Adamantium Alligator...?"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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102. "alligator, hands down"
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platinum is still a rather soft metal, no?
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105. "don't tell jigga."
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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114. "jigga who?"
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123. "jigga wif the soft metal suits."
In response to Reply # 114

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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103. "without any flying, who really cares?"
In response to Reply # 100

.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

illgaluminatiitanimulaglli

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106. "so, you don't care about the natural majest of sharks"
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and crocs? its only the jetpacks, and the surgically grafted wings. and the rippling blue and green muscled. and the laser guns. and the cast iron protective battledraws. and the hightop Adidas Badass Fighting Sneakers.

you, sir, are not a real shark vs. alligator fan. i must call you out on that.

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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108. "call me out all you wish"
In response to Reply # 106

its the awesome combination of all of the itmes you list that makes this the event it is.

never before has man or animal kind witness shuch a battle.

the air is truely the only place worthy enough to hold such a battle.

.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

illgaluminatiitanimulaglli

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112. "so you won't support me in this?"
In response to Reply # 108
Tue Mar-16-04 09:49 PM

do you even love me anymore?
you are so not looking like the man i married.

who are you & what have you done with my mittens?
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116. "read again, i am supporting."
In response to Reply # 112

i was mearly stating that the hypothetical metal battle was nothing compared to the real battle.

you even inspired my avatar, as unintelligable as it is.
.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

illgaluminatiitanimulaglli

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121. "awwwww"
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i apologize
for everything that happened tonight
you won't be banished to the couch for awhile.
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115. "i spose the squirrel mutant could do his thing from"
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a hovering trapeze or sum shit. yeah. that could work.

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117. "it might be a flying squirrel mutant."
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.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

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125. "sharks, sharks, sharks!!!!"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

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127. "the croc wins, all day"
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the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist. peace.

outro.

the signature starts now:

Damn, have I really been gone for that long?

*ties back hair*

Seriously, what the fuck is jews?

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128. "this shall not pass."
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129. "Moving upward and onward...."
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(c) Goapele

Hey...it's her day on OKP. LOL

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

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you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
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132. "you say this like i care"
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i don't do boho
thus the shark/croc meeting is the only thing i care about.

thanks for the support though.
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137. "I just needed something to say."
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Since I have no idea what this post is about.

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131. "does this even deserve to be archived?"
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153. "i don't think anything does, really"
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but this has scientific merit.

no other post in GD history has had that.

erase the archives!

we shoudl just anchor this locked post at the top of every board for the end of all time

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133. "croc's got it on lock"
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138. "cosign"
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the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist. peace.

outro.

the signature starts now:

Damn, have I really been gone for that long?

*ties back hair*

Seriously, what the fuck is jews?

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141. "Sharks teeth are sharper but"
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the croc has natural body armor! ahhhh i dont know it can go either way!

DAMN RIGHT I'M AN ASSHOLE YOU PUSSIES AINT EVEN HALF AS TIGHT (Qwel)

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142. "for some reason the shark is winning amonst my friends"
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i don't know why.

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147. "I GOT 15 ON THE SHARK!!"
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just wait til tomorrow so i can get my $15 back from EB Games after they sold me a broken FFVIII game

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150. "why is this on the 2nd page?"
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151. "up cause crocs are green & it's st. patrick's day"
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152. "I don't have to wear green today."
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I got that green eye pass goin.

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156. "*no green-eye-vertisement*"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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154. "flying crocodiles are fantastic!"
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.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

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157. "The missing variable: what makes better boots?"
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I gotta say a pair of sharkskin boots is way better than a pair of croc skin boots....and if they are FLYING Sharkskin boots well sheeeeit.

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158. "all of you shark fans are nuts. GILLS ppl!"
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it's all about the gills.

unless shark & croc are flying thru a monsoon, all the croc has to do is stick, move, shuffle and rope-a-dope. shark'll be wheezing for aerated, oxygen rich water.

until sharks are able to generate diffusion exchangers that provide for an active exchange of oxygen for carbon dioxide and ammonia, thus allowing osmotic diffusion of oxygen from the atmosphere, it's croc by a knockout, round 1.

simple.

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160. "so you're telling me a shark smart enough to build"
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his own freaking JETPACK (not to mention, bio-engineer him some kickass arms) would not be smart enough to make himself something as simple as an oxygen diffuser? *piffle*.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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161. "exactly!"
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EXACTLY!!

that's what i've been tryin to tell em!!

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162. "touche, sir..."
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i saw no mention of jetpacks (lazy), and i stand (sit comfortably in my office chair) corrected.

i was working with assumptions based on genetic evolution, and not advanced technology.

you know, sharks with little birdy wings.

ahh welp.

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163. "kryla posted the link to the com central joint. the"
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shark got a jetpack and smitties, and the crock has wings. that does change the dynamic. this ain't your run of the mill, dumbass, miami beach shark we talkin bout. this is an outer banks nc, lure some people into the water, and go smorgasboard-smart-ass shark.

peace & blessings,

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peace & blessings,

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165. "my mama say the croc, imma says the croc"
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& the jetpack is pure cheating
he could've gotten wings just like the croc does.

cheating bitch.
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174. "don't be callin the shark out his name, now. effaround,"
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get bit.

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peace & blessings,

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234. "i ain't never scared"
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164. "u all are kra zy"
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166. "you love me, hush up & thanks for your support"
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200. "tell us some shit we DON'T know, morphemea."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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167. "up for the afternoon & the approaching asteroid"
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172. "i'm sayin. my asteroid radar went off, too. and i was"
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just staring at my giant robot, crouched down in my backyard under the blue tarp, and i wept. okay, not really wept. that would be b*tch. my eyes just got a little misty. watery with anger of not being able to fly my killer robot.

i should have went up and pointed the asteroid towards earth. and then flew around the other side. and waited for the tv cameras to pick it up. and ThEN crush it wiht a mighty blow.

then they'd let me have my robot license back, i bet. but then, i'd probably have to go to the whitehouse and meet the stupiddumb president. i would say something true, and get my license revoked again. or, i could get really messed up, and just kinda trip and knock dandruff off his head like that cat from Villanova. i hated villanova. but that made them cooler.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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169. "i've never seen that"
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but i like the crocodile
just 'cause cocodrilo is more fun to say tibur�n
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183. "i beg to different. Tiburon lets you do that cool"
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rolly tongue thing. yeah, i know, you posed to save the specialness for the double rr's in espanol. but i like doing it, so i make the most out of single r words. like tiburrrrrrrrron. don't front. that's sessy.

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170. "UP FOR THE SHARK.."
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THE SHARK!!

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!

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171. "RE: flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?"
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Gotdamn I'm in tears. Best. Post. Of. The Week. Oh, and I'm riding for the croc. Why ya playing?

"I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all."

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176. "y'all fill your brackets out yet? i did. it says, SHARK"
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i have a really cool hat. with a shark fin on it. and laserbeemers. its badass.

peace & blessings,

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178. "RE: flying shark vs. flying crocodile:who will win?"
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up

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181. "THIS SHALL NOT GO PAST.."
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PAGE 2!!!

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182. "ever"
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Thu Mar-18-04 04:51 PM

and just to make sure . . .
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Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist.

WE GOT FORUMS NOW TOO, BYTCHES. HAHAA.

war

outro.

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Damn, have I really been gone for that long?

*ties back hair*

Seriously, what the fuck is jews?

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184. "my bad"
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BAM!!!

the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist.

WE GOT FORUMS NOW TOO, BYTCHES. HAHAA.

war

outro.

the signature starts now:

Damn, have I really been gone for that long?

*ties back hair*

Seriously, what the fuck is jews?

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185. "CROC will win!"
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Full Name: Holly Marie Combs
Birth Date: December 3, 1973
Birth Place: San Diego, California
Hair Color: Brunette
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5'3"
Occupation: Actress
Resume: Pickett Fences, Charmed

Why she's a sexy bitch:

If you watch Charmed, or you caught her in Stuff Magazine you don't need any explanations. But for those of you living under a rock...she gorgeous, she has hair so fabulous it rivals Vanessa Marcil's, and she can act...what more could you want? Contrary to popular belief, there is more to Charmed than Alyssa Milano...there's Holly.

"I'm not good or real...I'm evil and imaginary." - Karen Walker

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186. "my hat is like a shark fin"
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shark all day

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187. "nope, croc is winnin'"
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BAM!!!

the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist.

WE GOT FORUMS NOW TOO, BYTCHES. HAHAA.

war

outro.

the signature starts now:

Damn, have I really been gone for that long?

*ties back hair*

Seriously, what the fuck is jews?

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188. "uppage"
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189. "today i saw a cloud that looked like a crocodile"
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with wings!

.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

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206. "that is hoping strong"
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lol
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190. "bump"
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...

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191. "I will also not be around"
In response to Reply # 0

to bump this monstruosity.

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

i suggest all "fans" save their money

you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
and telling yourself how great you are

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192. "up for my peoples on Monster Island."
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they sitting back, like, chyeah. shark representing the eastside, croc reppin the south.

i know what, though, if shark wins, they better have the polices out in bow legged lou mode in Godzilla Courts. it don't take much to set them nuts off -- i remember they rioted after the last Iron Chef battle.

peace & blessings,

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peace & blessings,

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195. "Tavizilla and EracateethDyszilla will call for peace"
In response to Reply # 192

they the ones that kept the Zils from destroying Nagasaki after that Chef blowup. Cornelorrah was up in there too keepin them calm.

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196. "Three-headed Pookie was the lookout for big Sherm,"
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from the Gargantua Brovvas, who had Reptile Ave locked tighter than Megalanitra's weave, son.

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

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194. "fuck the bullshit."
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Flying Crocodile wins it...all day, ERYDAY.

recognize, you knaves.

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I'm A Winner. God is good.

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okaycomputer
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205. "PREACH."
In response to Reply # 194

.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

illgaluminatiitanimulaglli

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allwrite
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197. "Sharks close their eyes before attacking"
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That shit might work in the ocean, but if you're flying around with rockets... If shark blinks for even 1/2 a second at 600 mph, that's 140 yards. Croc could easily evade the attack and setup for a tail whip.

Croc wins.

Although a Hammerhead would have dope aerodynamics, for those real tight dogfighting maneuvers.

Croc still wins. Hammerhead or not.

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198. "Hammerhead, UNGHH! (just wanted to say that)."
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you're point about the eye-blinking is compelling, i must say. most folks been coming up here on some 'i feel' shit. eff that. give me facts. ('cept for lurks, but he was just WRONG).

i still think that a sharks natural badassness would overcome any negative effects of eye-blinking, though.

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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allwrite
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199. "Badassness?"
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Sharks live in the most plush environment on earth. Constant temperature, salinity, no weather, nothing but perfect comfort. Crocs hold down swamps, son.

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209. "u put it that way, it sounds kinda p*ssy. warm, wet and"
In response to Reply # 199

salty. *begins to doubt inherent badassness of sharks*.

peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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210. "no they don't, they have a seperate eyelid..."
In response to Reply # 197

that protects there eyes but gives them slight vision

�The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.� � Joseph Campbell

jonz mahone=ju_boom

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allwrite
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212. "You've got to have 100% focus with a rocket on your bac"
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Even a translucent 2nd eyelid microblink is all the gap a flying crocodile needs.

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214. "*rubs chin, contemplatively*."
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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not having much to show for it. (c) mad

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218. "but the exhaust from the packs..."
In response to Reply # 212

will irritate the crocs eyes

not the sharks

�The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.� � Joseph Campbell

jonz mahone=ju_boom

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219. "AHA, my faith in sharks is restored! how could i doubt?"
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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allwrite
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255. "Crocs have a third eyelid too"
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Exhaust shouldn't be a problem.

http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/safari/crocs/croctour/croctour.html

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201. "I just saw the trailer last night..."
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I wonder how they're gonna pull THIS off...
(And my vote is on the one that flies really fast)

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203. "word? we already *double* robot, in anticipation."
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peace & blessings,

x.

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Iron Mike

peace & blessings,

x.

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207. "you'd be dangerous with a bionic arm"
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crushing bodies & dreams on a daily basis.

then soon the arm would control you.
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225. "that's Dr. Claw territory - ion't wanna bite. well,"
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in a metaphorical sense. prosthetic shark jaws, that would be handy. or mouthy. but it would eff up my love life. maybe TRANSFORMER prosthetic shark jaws, so i could kiss all regular, but then *transformery noise* EEEEEEHHHH!!! no discount but they will lace you with the deadly joints... EEEEHHHH!! yeah.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

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krylonwifey1979
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226. "that's a disgusting thought"
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ewww & ow.
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211. "Killer Croc (Batman) vs. JAWS"
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?

�The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.� � Joseph Campbell

jonz mahone=ju_boom

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213. "one more for the croc"
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215. "gotta say the croc"
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he look like he can fuck some shit up

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217. "this post is 10x more important than 3/4 of page 1"
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10x3/4 divided by 1=croc wins!
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220. "co, muthafuckin', sign"
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the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better than the top ten artist out today . . . not that that's really hard to be, but styll, ya'll get the idea. try an' support our up an' comin' artist.

WE GOT FORUMS NOW TOO, BYTCHES. HAHAA.

war

outro.

the signature starts now:

Damn, have I really been gone for that long?

*ties back hair*

Seriously, what the fuck is jews?

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221. "Greatest.Post.Ever."
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my money is on the croc

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222. "yay! we're #1!!!!! go croc!!!!"
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227. "doraemon supports the croc"
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tex
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228. "as does tex"
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oxygen diffusers or not.

and i agree: jetpacks; that's just cheating.

go crocs, dammit!

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235. "we're happy to have your support"
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big croc is gonna take the title home to the swamp tomorrow!
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229. "each time i go to archive..."
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y'all just keep it goin
post on, u weirdos

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233. "not yet, kiera"
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at least until after we find out who wins, & that's not gonna happen til late sunday night.

thanks though.
(plus you wanna know who wins, don't lie. lol.)
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okaycomputer
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230. "this is the real march madness"
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flying crocodile over Kentucky in the finals.

.
a beast, a bus, a buus
yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

illgaluminatiitanimulaglli

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232. "Eff that."
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Longhorns gonna smack the shit out of the shark.

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238. "its going to be pretty difficult for them to do that..."
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after losing to UNC.

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236. "hush you two"
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no tying in march madness to this majestic moment in history.

just stoppit.
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240. "Sorry. Easily distracted."
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.

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231. "flying shark would win, its faster and stronger"
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croc would be shoes

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237. "sorry to say, the croc got this"
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tune into adult swim tomorrow night though
you'll wish you supported the croc when you had the chance.

*throws diamond in the air*
it's tha croc! holla!
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239. "ahh, another voice of reason. the croc-riders don't"
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want to hear it or admit it, but you are speaking the truth.

i didn't even have the croc reaching the championship. i had the shark vs. maryland. *sigh*. oh well, at least half of my bracket is intact.

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241. "I see there are still Croc doubters..."
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you'll see soon enough.

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243. "they don't want to face defeat"
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244. "LATE PASS!"
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what the hell is this?

i'm not gonna read this all, but didn't Richard Dreyfuss contribute to the death of a shark? now, admittedly it wasn't flying, but still, that's Mr. Holland's Opus. that's bitch dermits to the shark, while the croc has to take it by DQ.

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247. "the fuck are you rambling on about?"
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just shut up & turn on adult swim tomorrow night.
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245. "its all about the croc's tail..."
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i mean honestly people

though if this were a "whos stupid enough to get killed and made into shoes and purses" then...

*gone*

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246. "My god this is incredible."
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This is the best thing to ever happen to me in my entire life.

Okay, here's my take on it.

They both have arms. But the Croc has jacked arms, and the Shark looks like he needs his arms to control his jetpack, so I don't think he'll be able to really use them for any fighting purposes.

The Shark will probably be faster, because sharks are faster, and jetpacks are just naturally awesome and fast. But the croc will probably be more manuverable. And that may be a big factor, because, no matter how fast you are, a side step can be a dangerous thing, especially when you can't turn around easily (one of the major documented problems with jetpacks). Also, the Croc will be able to hover, while the Shark has to be in constant motion (just like the wild, you'll notice).

The Shark has one major attacking point, which is his mouth. It's stronger than the croc's mouth, and, coupled with the shrk's speed, can do some major damage if it can connect. The croc, however, can attack using its mouth, arms, AND tail. He's a triple threat, and can prevent attack from all angles. Of course, it will be difficult for the croc to get any angle on the shark, because of the shark's speed. He's going to have to try to wrastle the shark with his big arms, or smack him with the tail, before going for the final bite. The shark's going to have to try to get the croc to overcommit to one sort of defense, and then surprise him with a last-second change of direction.

All things considered:

I'm putting my money on the Croc. But I'm not confident. 2:1 odds against the shark.

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248. "great breakdown"
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Sat Mar-20-04 06:14 PM

not to mention the croc still has the legs as an advantage, with the tail in that direct area.

so he could kick & slap his way to victory.

& yes
this is a great time in life.
i can't wait for the day to come where i can tell my grandchildren about this.
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257. "the kiss of death. Shark is going to win"
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Never underestimate the heartlessness of a killing machine.

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258. "pretty good breakdown, however, shark skin will"
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cut you if you grab it. so imagine grabbing something that's moving mad fast with skin made out of a cutty material. croc is gonna wish he didn't do that. and i forgot about the croc's underbelly being soft. shark can buzz him, fake high, dip low, and then come up from underneath like "EEEEHHHHH!!!".

if that happens, you know its all over for the croc. it will be raining his spleens. if the shark's trainer is any good, he'll be telling his man-er-- shark, to keep it moving and to use his speed to attack from the outside. he'd be stupid to get into a brawl with a croc. the shark is a natural slasher, so this kind of combat should suit him well.

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260. "Croc = 1988 Tyson --- Shark = 1967 Ali"
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That's how I see it.

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249. "up"
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250. "Punks jump ___ to get beat down!"
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.

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251. "Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!"
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less than 24 hours folks.

get your bets in.

flying shark vs. flying crocodile week is almost here.

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yes imma a bad in tha motha
you wanna kick my buttocks?
you're the sucka
i give you the swazzle
you wanna take a shnizzle?
c'mon motha with your juicy pearls
all around your neck
huda huda huh-ha huh-ha ha ha haha haha

^that's scratching, but i do it with my mouth, cause i don't needs the record player.

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252. "yes!"
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one week only((only, only))!!!!
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253. "This should not be on the second page."
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This is the single greatest thing to ever happen to the universe.

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256. "Croc needs to keep the battle low"
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Shark's natural tendency is to attack from below, and croc's soft underbelly add up to a problem if the battle is at altitude. Croc needs to stay lower than shark, ideally forcing the battle to the ground. Ultimately, if croc can get shark on land - it's all over.

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259. "still, the shark"
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is extremely vunerableat all sides except for the front and kinda the back. as long as the croc can keep his sidestep game up, while getting the shark from the side at the same tyme, then it's his game.

croc, all the way

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261. "up for the festivities. n/m"
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peace & blessings,

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262. "t minus:1 hour:30 minutes and counting"
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i hope some of you have been watching the discovery channel.

robo croc has a front-of-mouth-weight-force of 2200 lbs, while the robo shark has a measely 1700 lbs.

mmhm.
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263. "dumbass spinoff posts are pushing this off"
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cut it out.
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264. "THERE WILL NOT BE A WINNER"
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267. "ok you need to leave"
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