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"Raheem DeVaughn "groupie" shares story (link + swipe)"


  

          

So Public Relations reps are calling themselves groupies now? lol

I do think somebody from his team wrote this but if it really went down like this then I am not mad.

And if ANY chick (with or without stick) can cosign this story or have one of their own, please register an alias and share.

http://theurbandaily.com/gossip-news/jazzyf/groupie-shares-sexual-encounter-with-raheem-devaughn/

Groupie Shares Sexual Encounter With Raheem Devaughn
Written by jazzyf on August 30, 2011 1:57 pm
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Now although the headline says groupie, I don’t know if I can exactly call this woman a groupie. Just because you have a one night stand does not make you a groupie or hoe.

An anonymous woman shared her sexual encounter with Raheem Devaughn on the net for the entire world to read about. In the letter below she reveals that from one night of making love, she now loves Raheem Devaughn.

I was in Washington, D.C. at Marvins after a long day at the office. He came in solo and we made eye contact. I couldn’t believe it was Raheem Devaughn. I am the shy type. I’m an average girl. I’m the type to wear little to no makeup and never wear heels. He gave me a nod and smiled and ten minutes later offered me a glass of wine. We talked about life, politics, and music. He ignored every girl that walked into the bistro and kept his eyes on me. After an hour of conversation we left out and he asked me if I wanted to go down the street to hear some music at the Caverns. I politely accepted and then pinched myself to make sure it was not a dream. We had a great time and then he asked if he could drive me to my car. We hopped into his Corvette and he kissed me on my neck, then my chest, then my breast. His hand was in between my legs rubbing my cl*t. I couldn’t believe that all this was about to go down in the car!!!

It felt so good but I wanted him to stop because I didn’t want him to think I was a harlot. I whispered stop and he asked me if I wanted to go to his house to chill. I knew once we got to his house we would not chill but making love. I only knew this guy for a few hours and I loved him. He made me feel sexy something I have never felt in my life. He drove to his house and he rubbed on my clit the whole time. I orgasm in his car twice before we got to his house. We pulled up to his house and went inside. He asked me to follow him upstairs to his kitchen and poured me another drink. He gently took my hand and took my up another flight upstairs to the bathroom and told me to get undressed.

We showered together and he rubbed me down with peppermint soap from behind. He started kissing the nape of my back and bent me over and started to perform oral sex from behind. My knees gave out on me and I almost fell down but he grabbed me. We kept going at it for awhile in the shower until he turned the water off, and led me into his bedroom. He turned on some music, laid the towel down and dried me off and put lotion all over my body. I wanted to return the favor so I grabbed his p*nis and started sucking it. His penis is big and good. He let me know he was enjoying it and turned me around and we were in the 69 position. I was going crazy because I have never felt anything so good. He has big lips and they were massaging my vag*na. He can give oral sex well. I didn’t know if I was performing well but he seemed to like it. He turned me over pulled out a magnum condom and made love to me from behind. I could barely take it but he kept talking to me asking me was it good and to relax. We made love three times that night.

The next morning he drove me back to my car. We talked a few times after that but nothing came out of it. I sent this story in because I hope that he will call me because I’m sure he knows exactly who this is.

  

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Heemy taught me...
Aug 30th 2011
1
well damn.
Aug 30th 2011
2
she had me at peppermint soap
Aug 30th 2011
16
stopped at "never wear heels."
Aug 30th 2011
3
lmfao... n/m
Aug 30th 2011
7
leave us shorties alone, Grandpa lol
Aug 30th 2011
14
LMAO!!!! i can't stop laughing at this!
Aug 30th 2011
25
Dead @ "three apple high." n/m
Aug 30th 2011
51
shit,
Aug 30th 2011
114
LMMFAO
Aug 31st 2011
154
raheem devaughn is a personal hero of mine....nigga stay focused
Aug 30th 2011
4
Somebody from his team? Shit that nigga wrote this shit himself
Aug 30th 2011
5
lol
Aug 30th 2011
9
"Dear Sir I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years now...
Aug 30th 2011
Palahniuk?
Aug 30th 2011
17
co flow
Aug 30th 2011
18
      yeah it's some jux/backpackery shit
Aug 30th 2011
33
RE: "Dear Sir I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years...
Aug 30th 2011
21
'I never believed this would ever happen to me...'
Aug 30th 2011
86
      "I am a coed at a large midwestern university..."
Aug 30th 2011
106
           LOL......ya"l are killin' me
Aug 31st 2011
135
Family Guy
Aug 31st 2011
145
hands on experience n/m
Aug 31st 2011
158
Seinfeld
Aug 31st 2011
159
LOL
Aug 30th 2011
10
lmao word
Aug 30th 2011
12
Thing is I'm serious
Aug 30th 2011
27
      big and good, available at tower records and tapes. sounds mad pr-y.
Aug 30th 2011
56
Mafucka stole that from Eric Jerome Dickey
Aug 30th 2011
26
That story sounded like it was written by a 12 yr old...
Aug 30th 2011
6
lmfao @ harlot...wtf is she 65
Aug 30th 2011
8
and lol @ her thinking this will inspire him to call her ass, lol
Aug 30th 2011
20
Lmao x 2, I was like harlot...???
Aug 30th 2011
108
Y'all got me crackin' da phuq up!!
Aug 31st 2011
146
Oh so he down w/ the Dr Bronners too.....
Aug 30th 2011
11
I don't feel clean without Dr. Bonners
Aug 30th 2011
61
*buys a gallon of peppermint soap**
Aug 30th 2011
13
Didnt read but. do this mayne got an album coming out.. cuz if he do
Aug 30th 2011
15
shit is like a neo-soul smut magazine letter. disgusting, b
Aug 30th 2011
19
i was fully expecting a reference to a cowrie-encrusted dildo.
Aug 30th 2011
60
      have I told you lately how much I love you, Po? lol
Aug 30th 2011
64
      RE: i was fully expecting a reference to a cowrie-encrusted dildo.
Aug 30th 2011
112
i had his 'my instrument' playing in my head while reading this (laink)
Aug 30th 2011
22
i had 'You" playing in my mind while reading it
Aug 30th 2011
28
      I was singing 'Customer'
Aug 30th 2011
31
      lmao, im guilty of this as well
Aug 30th 2011
36
      lol....glad i wasnt the only one
Aug 30th 2011
48
      Me 3
Aug 31st 2011
132
      lol me too
Aug 30th 2011
32
jeez y'all will hate anything
Aug 30th 2011
23
lmao.
Aug 30th 2011
30
fapping to awkard shit is a lil too inkasty
Aug 30th 2011
41
i'm not spellchecking the shit
Aug 30th 2011
46
or a FORENSICS exercise either.
Aug 30th 2011
70
no analysis...BISTRO stands the fuck out though
Aug 30th 2011
72
      lmao
Aug 30th 2011
84
and NO ONE but an okp would understand just how funny that was.
Aug 30th 2011
63
lmao
Aug 30th 2011
42
lol
Aug 30th 2011
105
I fapped to this reply.
Aug 30th 2011
125
FAKE. Def PR tryna make him sound appealing, it's too obvious
Aug 30th 2011
24
I'm so mad at myself for reading this ratchet mess lol
Aug 30th 2011
29
it is, then it isn't, then it is again lmao
Aug 30th 2011
37
      ^^^
Aug 30th 2011
115
      lol that's all I got out of it
Aug 31st 2011
139
the bidge said bistro yo...Marvins?...a bistro
Aug 30th 2011
34
same type jawn that says she ain't wanna look like a 'harlot'.
Aug 30th 2011
67
      see, you should proofread this shit
Aug 30th 2011
74
Oh no....
Aug 30th 2011
35
girl get an alias and spill the tea!
Aug 30th 2011
39
I cannot.
Aug 30th 2011
47
LOL @ ellington felton
Aug 30th 2011
83
      LMFAO...i done got pussy from chicks thinking i was him
Aug 30th 2011
85
           oh really?
Aug 31st 2011
142
Another reason I'm sure this is fake
Aug 30th 2011
38
I just said the same thing in #37 lol
Aug 30th 2011
40
      Just saw that
Aug 30th 2011
45
WHICH DMV OKP is this?
Aug 30th 2011
43
dmv okfees are really on they grizzly lately. bringing' down congress-
Aug 30th 2011
69
i googled his pic and laughed hoard...then i saw he's a taurus..
Aug 30th 2011
44
Hey!
Aug 30th 2011
49
?
Aug 30th 2011
53
oh he's a Taurus?! then yeah... maybe it did happen
Aug 30th 2011
52
Naw we don't be taking home no woman-child like that
Aug 30th 2011
57
what are people saying about us?
Sep 03rd 2011
169
on everything, I'm about to call him now
Aug 30th 2011
50
I was waiting for you.
Aug 30th 2011
54
slide him my num... I mean, yeah find out if this is true or not
Aug 30th 2011
55
      i'm saying tho, 312...lmao
Aug 30th 2011
58
      LOL!!!!
Aug 30th 2011
117
      lol
Aug 30th 2011
66
      LOL!!
Aug 31st 2011
156
Do bammas under 55 drive vettes?
Aug 30th 2011
59
some chevy heads do
Aug 30th 2011
62
mad young niggas with cake like Vettes
Aug 30th 2011
68
I feel like Vettes are dream cars from childhood
Aug 30th 2011
71
      My pops had a Fiat when he was in his 30s, got two more @ 60
Aug 30th 2011
87
      Some dudes are only into domestics
Aug 31st 2011
136
      it ain't even the price, you can find em but the insurance is crazy
Sep 03rd 2011
170
Hell yes!
Aug 30th 2011
76
them new vettes mean as shit
Aug 30th 2011
80
Do bammas under 55 like driving cars with almost 500hp?
Aug 31st 2011
141
there should be a celebrity romantic encounters post
Aug 30th 2011
65
well allright Raheem
Aug 30th 2011
73
HARLOT?...no human uses that term anymore.
Aug 30th 2011
75
not even me LOL
Aug 30th 2011
107
I resemble that remark.
Aug 30th 2011
118
nigga i couldnt write a better story for myself
Aug 30th 2011
77
this would be a perfect advertisement for dr bronner's peppermint soap
Aug 30th 2011
78
I know he can fuck
Aug 30th 2011
79
damn, I almost forgot about that video
Aug 30th 2011
82
Yeah, he always singing some freaky shit. Tawnbout leave yo lipstick
Aug 30th 2011
126
i need me a repressed freak like that
Aug 30th 2011
81
you better hit Marvins on a Monday
Aug 30th 2011
88
what city is this?
Aug 30th 2011
90
i be planning on going every single monday
Aug 30th 2011
91
bruh...she exists at Marvins
Aug 30th 2011
101
damn
Aug 30th 2011
102
Ironically, I saw him at Marvin's rooftop bar 2 Monday's ago
Aug 31st 2011
163
      but who drives from 14th to 11th st. tho?
Sep 03rd 2011
168
Nigga go a week without pussy and start talking this crazy noise.
Aug 30th 2011
89
      meh, a week or 2 aint so bad
Aug 30th 2011
92
Even if he wrote it
Aug 30th 2011
93
this is freaky?
Aug 30th 2011
95
      RE: this is freaky?
Aug 30th 2011
97
meanwhile, his new single, "Peppamint Body Wash" is doing big things
Aug 30th 2011
94
From the highly anticipated sensual album "Big and Good".
Aug 30th 2011
127
Sounds like she had a great night. I ain't mad. But love?
Aug 30th 2011
96
RE: Raheem DeVaughn "groupie" shares story (link + swipe)
Aug 30th 2011
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RE: Raheem DeVaughn "groupie" shares story (link + swipe)
Aug 30th 2011
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      wild hunnid
Aug 30th 2011
100
I'm mad I came so late to this post.
Aug 30th 2011
103
i taught the boy everything he knows
Aug 30th 2011
104
ghost-writing too?
Aug 31st 2011
143
At least he didn't get naked and claim someone stole his pics from his c...
Aug 30th 2011
109
he was rubbing her Clot? i'm not understanding. this jawn playin
Aug 30th 2011
110
this some ol' Penthouse Forum ass writing. smh.
Aug 30th 2011
111
I meant to read this at the gym...
Aug 30th 2011
113
aaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahaha
Aug 30th 2011
116
I mean big things do come in small packages...
Aug 30th 2011
120
      i aint doubting his sex at all
Aug 30th 2011
121
Maaaaaannnn.. that shyt sound SO corny.
Aug 30th 2011
119
word? y'all just a site full of ZANES????
Aug 30th 2011
122
that didn't sound right but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Aug 30th 2011
123
      Lol
Aug 30th 2011
124
      AP's naughty novellas aint scare you away from this idea?
Aug 31st 2011
137
      too late. you're now honar bound to edit our Smut Anthology.
Aug 31st 2011
152
She should hook up with this dude:
Aug 30th 2011
128
dr bronner's!!! n.m
Aug 31st 2011
129
I need to know how big this shower was and in what direction
Aug 31st 2011
130
^fappin
Aug 31st 2011
133
I'm mad at the vette...who the hell buys those?
Aug 31st 2011
131
I died at "peppermint soap" nm
Aug 31st 2011
134
Does "making love" ever start from behind?
Aug 31st 2011
138
sound like another song title to me "makin love starts from behind"
Aug 31st 2011
140
Sensual Backshots.
Aug 31st 2011
151
      *cryin*.....yawl are stupid!!.
Aug 31st 2011
160
      Backing into Love
Aug 31st 2011
165
U aint see the Martin ep?? from behiiiiiiiiiind...from behiiiind
Aug 31st 2011
147
man...this dude BEEN on the subliminal shit ...
Aug 31st 2011
144
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3115/2310422628_61535060ed.jpg
Aug 31st 2011
148
lmao
Sep 03rd 2011
167
lol @ driving from marvin to bohemian
Aug 31st 2011
149
The car ride was after Bohemian Caverns
Aug 31st 2011
157
this is fucking retarded.
Aug 31st 2011
150
'peppermint soap'
Aug 31st 2011
153
it read in the voice of a young Celie to me....
Aug 31st 2011
155
Zane
Aug 31st 2011
161
yo...i'm not gonna lie. I be looking for raheem on my itunes to play...
Aug 31st 2011
162
RE: Raheem DeVaughn "groupie" shares story (link + swipe)
Aug 31st 2011
164
I think the most impressive part is apparently dude has a 3-story condo....
Sep 03rd 2011
166

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1. "Heemy taught me..."
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2. "well damn."
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16. "she had me at peppermint soap"
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psst!

  

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3. "stopped at "never wear heels.""
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of course not. cuz you wouldn't have seen him.
three apples high ass nigga.

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14. "leave us shorties alone, Grandpa lol"
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à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
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25. "LMAO!!!! i can't stop laughing at this!"
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now go runtelldat, ho.

  

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51. "Dead @ "three apple high." n/m"
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>of course not. cuz you wouldn't have seen him.
>three apples high ass nigga.
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154. "LMMFAO"
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u stupid

  

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4. "raheem devaughn is a personal hero of mine....nigga stay focused"
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i have several female friends who have met him & got pics with him
in every single pic he has at least one hand FULL of datass.

  

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5. "Somebody from his team? Shit that nigga wrote this shit himself"
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"His penis is big and good. He let me know he was enjoying it and turned me around and we were in the 69 position. I was going crazy because I have never felt anything so good. He has big lips and they were massaging my vag*na. He can give oral sex well. I didn’t know if I was performing well but he seemed to like it. He turned me over pulled out a magnum condom"

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""Dear Sir I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years now..."
Tue Aug-30-11 03:46 PM by Raina

  

          

If somebody catches that reference they are my friend for life. lol


~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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18. "co flow"
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or 7L and Esoteric

onna them type niggas lol

  

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33. "yeah it's some jux/backpackery shit"
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I don't exactly remember which song


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alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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21. "RE: "Dear Sir I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years..."
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"you're not going to believe this but....."
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106. ""I am a coed at a large midwestern university...""
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135. "LOL......ya"l are killin' me"
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159. "Seinfeld"
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10. "LOL"
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12. "lmao word"
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BUY SOMETHING PLEASE ---> www.estherwoovintage.com

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27. "Thing is I'm serious"
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I really do think he wrote this shit. It reads like a PSA for how good his dick is.

"His penis is big and good"

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56. "big and good, available at tower records and tapes. sounds mad pr-y. "
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i applaud this ninja for having his marketing department writing GDRs for him.

y take the chance that a groupie w/ bad grammar makes your brand of sultry lovin' unappealing? get a professional to draft a personalized GDR and be SURE, that you only attract the highest quality of literate and libidinous female fans.

duke prolly got an iPhone app keeping track of his stats, and he's up 37% in p*ssy over the last fiscal quarter, alone.




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26. "Mafucka stole that from Eric Jerome Dickey"
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6. "That story sounded like it was written by a 12 yr old..."
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She sure didn't make it sound sexy at all.

  

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8. "lmfao @ harlot...wtf is she 65"
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what in the okp holy hell is this???

and lmfao at her thinking he gonna call her ass...

fuckin harlot lmfao



>So Public Relations reps are calling themselves groupies now?
>lol
>
>I do think somebody from his team wrote this but if it really
>went down like this then I am not mad.
>
>And if ANY chick (with or without stick) can cosign this story
>or have one of their own, please register an alias and share.
>
>http://theurbandaily.com/gossip-news/jazzyf/groupie-shares-sexual-encounter-with-raheem-devaughn/
>
>Groupie Shares Sexual Encounter With Raheem Devaughn
>Written by jazzyf on August 30, 2011 1:57 pm
>View Photos
>
>Now although the headline says groupie, I don’t know if I can
>exactly call this woman a groupie. Just because you have a one
>night stand does not make you a groupie or hoe.
>
>An anonymous woman shared her sexual encounter with Raheem
>Devaughn on the net for the entire world to read about. In the
>letter below she reveals that from one night of making love,
>she now loves Raheem Devaughn.
>
> I was in Washington, D.C. at Marvins after a long day at
>the office. He came in solo and we made eye contact. I
>couldn’t believe it was Raheem Devaughn. I am the shy type.
>I’m an average girl. I’m the type to wear little to no makeup
>and never wear heels. He gave me a nod and smiled and ten
>minutes later offered me a glass of wine. We talked about
>life, politics, and music. He ignored every girl that walked
>into the bistro and kept his eyes on me. After an hour of
>conversation we left out and he asked me if I wanted to go
>down the street to hear some music at the Caverns. I politely
>accepted and then pinched myself to make sure it was not a
>dream. We had a great time and then he asked if he could drive
>me to my car. We hopped into his Corvette and he kissed me on
>my neck, then my chest, then my breast. His hand was in
>between my legs rubbing my cl*t. I couldn’t believe that all
>this was about to go down in the car!!!
>
> It felt so good but I wanted him to stop because I didn’t
>want him to think I was a harlot. I whispered stop and he
>asked me if I wanted to go to his house to chill. I knew once
>we got to his house we would not chill but making love. I only
>knew this guy for a few hours and I loved him. He made me feel
>sexy something I have never felt in my life. He drove to his
>house and he rubbed on my clit the whole time. I orgasm in his
>car twice before we got to his house. We pulled up to his
>house and went inside. He asked me to follow him upstairs to
>his kitchen and poured me another drink. He gently took my
>hand and took my up another flight upstairs to the bathroom
>and told me to get undressed.
>
> We showered together and he rubbed me down with peppermint
>soap from behind. He started kissing the nape of my back and
>bent me over and started to perform oral sex from behind. My
>knees gave out on me and I almost fell down but he grabbed me.
>We kept going at it for awhile in the shower until he turned
>the water off, and led me into his bedroom. He turned on some
>music, laid the towel down and dried me off and put lotion all
>over my body. I wanted to return the favor so I grabbed his
>p*nis and started sucking it. His penis is big and good. He
>let me know he was enjoying it and turned me around and we
>were in the 69 position. I was going crazy because I have
>never felt anything so good. He has big lips and they were
>massaging my vag*na. He can give oral sex well. I didn’t know
>if I was performing well but he seemed to like it. He turned
>me over pulled out a magnum condom and made love to me from
>behind. I could barely take it but he kept talking to me
>asking me was it good and to relax. We made love three times
>that night.
>
> The next morning he drove me back to my car. We talked a
>few times after that but nothing came out of it. I sent this
>story in because I hope that he will call me because I’m sure
>he knows exactly who this is.

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20. "and lol @ her thinking this will inspire him to call her ass, lol"
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tell EVERYbody how good of a lay he is. thats the ticket.

  

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108. "Lmao x 2, I was like harlot...???"
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prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

  

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146. "Y'all got me crackin' da phuq up!!"
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It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops

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11. "Oh so he down w/ the Dr Bronners too....."
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on the reals....yo just a regular dude fa real

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61. "I don't feel clean without Dr. Bonners"
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It's like the Pine Sol of Soap.

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13. "*buys a gallon of peppermint soap** "
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15. "Didnt read but. do this mayne got an album coming out.. cuz if he do"
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this is what you would call desperate promotion.


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19. "shit is like a neo-soul smut magazine letter. disgusting, b"
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60. "i was fully expecting a reference to a cowrie-encrusted dildo. "
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or some shiny hematite anal beads strung with hemp macrame. but it went in and came out smooth because of that good good shea butter. i'm dyin'.




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64. "have I told you lately how much I love you, Po? lol"
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~!~
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des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
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112. "RE: i was fully expecting a reference to a cowrie-encrusted dildo. "
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Okay, I'm dead....this shit had me cryin! .

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

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22. "i had his 'my instrument' playing in my head while reading this (laink)"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1atROyEbQ0

i love this man tho.

now go runtelldat, ho.

  

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28. "i had 'You" playing in my mind while reading it"
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psst!

  

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31. "I was singing 'Customer' "
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36. "lmao, im guilty of this as well"
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the "let me serve you up" part kept replaying, lol

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48. "lol....glad i wasnt the only one "
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132. "Me 3"
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32. "lol me too "
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BUY SOMETHING PLEASE ---> www.estherwoovintage.com

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23. "jeez y'all will hate anything"
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i mean its written hella awkward
just fap to it and stfu

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30. "lmao. "
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now go runtelldat, ho.

  

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41. "fapping to awkard shit is a lil too inkasty"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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46. "i'm not spellchecking the shit"
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y'all analyzing the vernacular to create a profile of the 'woman' in question.
it's a fuck story, not a foresnics exercise.

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70. "or a FORENSICS exercise either."
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for that matter.

but yeah...what kinda intelligents is niggas expecting from a 'groupie'. I know they come from all walks of life, but just by the law of averages how well-written do you expect this shit to be?

IG: amadu_me

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72. "no analysis...BISTRO stands the fuck out though"
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it aint like i searched for fingerprints...the niggawriter done dipped their hands in neon blue ink and hi-5ed the shit out of every piece of evidence is all

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84. "lmao"
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~!~
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des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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63. "and NO ONE but an okp would understand just how funny that was. "
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i think i gigglefarted.


peace & blessings,

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42. "lmao"
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~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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105. "lol"
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125. "I fapped to this reply."
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24. "FAKE. Def PR tryna make him sound appealing, it's too obvious"
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NOTHING was bad about it. A real groupie would be like "his stroke was great....for the two minutes it lasted" n shit

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29. "I'm so mad at myself for reading this ratchet mess lol"
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I just want to know why 'penis' and 'vagina' aren't spelled out?

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37. "it is, then it isn't, then it is again lmao "
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~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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115. "^^^"
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this post is amazing. I should've clicked sooner.

  

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139. "lol that's all I got out of it"
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"why is it censored and then not the next sentence?"

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34. "the bidge said bistro yo...Marvins?...a bistro"
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BISTRO????

who the fuck says BISTRO??!?!?!?

i still think the letter could be real...but who gives a fuck...if i met a chick at marvins that used the word bistro...i woulda ate that shit from the back too just to have a story to tell...WTF

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67. "same type jawn that says she ain't wanna look like a 'harlot'. "
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she prolly rocking a hand-sewn scarlet letter as we speak.

them archaic, anachronistic vocab having brahds be the freaks, tho, apparently.

she prolly wear her hair in a bun like a librarian, with a tight fitting wool skirt that comes *just* above the knee (again, b/c she ain't a harlot), and a white blouse that gap a bit, b/c them gibsons need a lil' more room, and some thick ass velma glasses.

man...

peace & blessings,

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74. "see, you should proofread this shit"
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ima be out next monday at marvins lookin for my own Velma to push-to-start in the V, eat doggystyle, and massage with york patties

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35. "Oh no...."
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- 1 this could happen. He is on U Street a lot more.
- I was done after the peppermint soap because your boy is more dc than boho and I can't see him going that far.
- this sounds more like dub l's steelo

LOL I want to say more but can't. He has quite a few friends on here and not in the twitter/e-friend way.

I am totally gonna say some shit the next group outing though.

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39. "girl get an alias and spill the tea! "
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~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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47. "I cannot."
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I have forwarded it to his ace boon coon though.

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83. "LOL @ ellington felton"
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There's no doubt in my mind he has a case full of dr. bonners at his house + a guitar to slowly serenade chicks afterwards.

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85. "LMFAO...i done got pussy from chicks thinking i was him"
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true shit...

i aint even find out til later...

nigga had to abandon his "personality" glasses

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142. "oh really?"
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*eyebrow raise*

hi(c)thegodcam


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38. "Another reason I'm sure this is fake"
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why is the word "clit" spelled out once then edited as "cl*t" another time?

Hey Raheem, if you're going to write as a shy girl stay in character next time.
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40. "I just said the same thing in #37 lol"
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~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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45. "Just saw that"
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Yep, that's always a sign someone is writing as someone other than themselves.
_________________________________
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Bringing Together Five Decades of R&B/Funk/Soul/Dance

http://reunionradio.blogspot.com/

  

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43. "WHICH DMV OKP is this? "
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69. "dmv okfees are really on they grizzly lately. bringing' down congress-"
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mens (that jawn is a-list off that shit alone, even if she only lurk), getting ate out from the back by soulful singers with modestly successful careers.

i approve.

peace & blessings,

x.

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R A i n
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44. "i googled his pic and laughed hoard...then i saw he's a taurus.."
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...i believe it.

...
we understand you can easily come back and we're not impressed. how about getting a life first.© okpdan

  

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49. "Hey!"
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Don't put this shit on the rest of us bulls!
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53. "?"
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...
we understand you can easily come back and we're not impressed. how about getting a life first.© okpdan

  

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52. "oh he's a Taurus?! then yeah... maybe it did happen"
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I still think he wrote it but, yeah... might be autobiographical lol

~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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57. "Naw we don't be taking home no woman-child like that"
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this might actually be worse if it turns out to be real.... dude out there taking advantage of Felicia Gump.
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169. "what are people saying about us?"
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http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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50. "on everything, I'm about to call him now"
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i'm sure he's heard already tho

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54. "I was waiting for you."
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55. "slide him my num... I mean, yeah find out if this is true or not"
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~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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58. "i'm saying tho, 312...lmao"
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now go runtelldat, ho.

  

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117. "LOL!!!!"
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"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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66. "lol"
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156. "LOL!!"
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okay?

  

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59. "Do bammas under 55 drive vettes? "
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This dude stays in DC. Has anyone seen this dude stroll around in a midlife crisis ass vette?


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62. "some chevy heads do"
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but they tend to go for the bigger bodied beasts

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68. "mad young niggas with cake like Vettes"
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71. "I feel like Vettes are dream cars from childhood"
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but most people end up going with something else by the time they get vette money. I rarely ever see young money dudes with them. It's always midlife crisis dudes like my dad, greying and balding.


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Mash_Comp
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87. "My pops had a Fiat when he was in his 30s, got two more @ 60"
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some bammas just really be into cars.

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136. "Some dudes are only into domestics"
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>but most people end up going with something else by the time
>they get vette money. I rarely ever see young money dudes with
>them. It's always midlife crisis dudes like my dad, greying
>and balding.

IF a dude grew up pushing old Cadi's, Caprices and Impalas, the Vette is basically the top dog for young dude trying to show out.

But folks that like imports too will buy something else that's more luxurious for that price.

<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->
<-><-><-><-><-><-><-><-><->

  

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170. "it ain't even the price, you can find em but the insurance is crazy"
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if you're a young dude and can afford insurance on a vette without putting it in someone elses name, you probably want a bmw/mercedes etc.



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76. "Hell yes!"
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80. "them new vettes mean as shit"
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Coolin...

  

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141. "Do bammas under 55 like driving cars with almost 500hp?"
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why yes they do

- u already know

  

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65. "there should be a celebrity romantic encounters post"
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i cant be the only person here with beans to spill.

im not making it tho, lol.

  

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73. "well allright Raheem"
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slaying a black chick down while driving a corvette...

using your "big lips" to massage her vajayjay

pulled out a magnum and dug her out ALL NIGHT...THREE TIMES.

WELLLLLLLL NIGGGAHHHH.....


and it was so good she wrote an anonymous letter about it?

fiyah

im saying whoever wrote this she should write one of those Black Harlequin Romance novels and shit the visuals are outstandtacular indeed.

Get Out the Room
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75. "HARLOT?...no human uses that term anymore."
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FOH.





Jewelry
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107. "not even me LOL"
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~ ~ ~
All meetings end in separation
All acquisition ends in dispersion
All life ends in death
- The Buddha

|\_/|
='_'=

Every hundred years, all new people

  

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118. "I resemble that remark."
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"Harlot" is such a wonderful word

  

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77. "nigga i couldnt write a better story for myself"
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good one raheem

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be about it or be without it

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78. "this would be a perfect advertisement for dr bronner's peppermint soap"
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...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...©melle mel

  

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79. "I know he can fuck "
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Those lyrics? That video? Yeah, he know what he talkin 'bout.

I dunno if this is real tho....

Seems mad Erotique Noire.

  

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82. "damn, I almost forgot about that video"
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I promise I watched it 5x back to back when it came out


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des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
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à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

  

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126. "Yeah, he always singing some freaky shit. Tawnbout leave yo lipstick"
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Print all over my body, baby. And shit like that, that I love. His lips look gooder tha a motherfucker, too. When she said he had big lips and ate it well, I wholeheartedly believed her. Makes perfect sense

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81. "i need me a repressed freak like that"
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blanking out penis and vagina in one sentence...spillin the deets on the reverse cunnilingus

pretty fuck swell...

fuck, i do have a few of those...but i dont eat them...yet

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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88. "you better hit Marvins on a Monday"
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There is no less than 20 bad and SINGLE women in there on a slow night.

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90. "what city is this?"
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nm washington dc

  

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91. "i be planning on going every single monday"
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and then i realize i worked like 50 hours in the last 3 days and decide sleep is pretty fucking fun too...

real and random talk though...i need a masseuse chick...

cause i think i been overexerting my already challenged back and yea...id rather have the symptom and the cure all in one

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101. "bruh...she exists at Marvins"
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102. "damn"
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>There is no less than 20 bad and SINGLE women in there on a
>slow night.

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163. "Ironically, I saw him at Marvin's rooftop bar 2 Monday's ago"
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and Bohemian Gardens is definitely his stomping grounds... so I don't doubt this story is true, even if it ain't authentic.

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168. "but who drives from 14th to 11th st. tho?"
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Unless they both knew what was up, but that sounds dumb as hell.

  

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89. "Nigga go a week without pussy and start talking this crazy noise."
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Relax, kid. You don't wnat no parts of that. lulz

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92. "meh, a week or 2 aint so bad"
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ive done that just off the strength of being too tired to decide who to fuck...

but yea...i start getting testy by day 9

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93. "Even if he wrote it"
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If he wrote it, well then damn, we see whats in your freaky lil head, do your thing raheem

so either way its a win/win. i have to admit that i love some of his songs, even though they can get corny. 4 Letter Word is my shit.

i met him and some of his friends once. They were pretty cool. I did not sleep with him, as I am not a HARLOT. lmao thats how u know this is fake who would say harlot. but yeah, so even though i met him i cannot confirm or deny the content of this letter. I CAN confirm that me and him was the same height (about 5'2) LOL

  

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95. "this is freaky?"
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i mean...i think eating a chick out from the back qualifies but he did it the smart way...in the shower...but push-startin in the V is SOP...

but other than that...this sounds like any remotely live nigga spotting the willing

or just that he thought to write this is freaky?

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97. "RE: this is freaky?"
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>
>but other than that...this sounds like any remotely live nigga
>spotting the willing

lol, u got a point

  

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94. "meanwhile, his new single, "Peppamint Body Wash" is doing big things"
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on the alt.r&b charts.

guess we should have expected nothing less from the man who brought us

"Guess who rubs you more" and "Nibble on my chewstick"



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127. "From the highly anticipated sensual album "Big and Good"."
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Out on Erotic Prose Records in stores September 27.

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96. "Sounds like she had a great night. I ain't mad. But love?"
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98. "RE: Raheem DeVaughn "groupie" shares story (link + swipe)"
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...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...©melle mel

  

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99. "RE: Raheem DeVaughn "groupie" shares story (link + swipe)"
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...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...©melle mel

  

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100. "wild hunnid"
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...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...©melle mel

  

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103. "I'm mad I came so late to this post."
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I had THE most perfect gif.

THE MOAST. *smh* Oh well...

#MysteryMachineTwerkTeam

  

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104. "i taught the boy everything he knows"
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couldnt have done it better myself

kudos ra

  

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143. "ghost-writing too?"
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109. "At least he didn't get naked and claim someone stole his pics from his c..."
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cough.

  

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110. "he was rubbing her Clot? i'm not understanding. this jawn playin "
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Wheel of Fortune w/ the nassy words an shit.

spell it out, hon.

on a semi(hard) related note, the use of the word p*nis made it jump a lil', on some alexyss tyler ish.


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111. "this some ol' Penthouse Forum ass writing. smh."
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113. "I meant to read this at the gym..."
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I liked the part where she kept saying that she wasn't a groupie...

Let's get back to dreaming...

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116. "aaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahaha"
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im crying.

all groupie stories read like this though. either they're all fake or them bitches didn't make it thru middle school.

his dick is big and good? wtf.

  

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120. "I mean big things do come in small packages..."
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Let's get back to dreaming...

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121. "i aint doubting his sex at all"
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but who says a dick is "big and good?"

  

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119. "Maaaaaannnn.. that shyt sound SO corny. "
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lol

...

Vee is I and I am She

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. Serenity . Courage . Wisdom .

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122. "word? y'all just a site full of ZANES????"
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lol i want all of you to write your latest sexcapade in an email and lemme know how that turns out.

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123. "that didn't sound right but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"
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don't inbox me your erotica!

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124. "Lol"
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137. "AP's naughty novellas aint scare you away from this idea?"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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152. "too late. you're now honar bound to edit our Smut Anthology. "
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Hittin' That Inbox - Mail To Get Ya Moist, Vol 1.


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128. "She should hook up with this dude:"
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http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=10617659&mesg_id=10617659

They can compare notes and share techniques on narrative composition.

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129. "dr bronner's!!! n.m"
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130. "I need to know how big this shower was and in what direction "
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he bent her in it. And if she got her hair wet.

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133. "^fappin"
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131. "I'm mad at the vette...who the hell buys those?"
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Aaaaaand you took her to your house???? Who does that with groupies ?

Aaaand english is not this persons first language

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134. "I died at "peppermint soap" nm"
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138. "Does "making love" ever start from behind?"
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Nah babe, you got FUCKED

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140. "sound like another song title to me "makin love starts from behind""
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151. "Sensual Backshots."
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160. "*cryin*.....yawl are stupid!!."
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lol

  

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165. "Backing into Love"
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From the man who brought you:

"Hindsight is 20/20"

And

"I ain't catching up.....but GURL....I'm right on ur tail!!"

  

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147. "U aint see the Martin ep?? from behiiiiiiiiiind...from behiiiind"
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If i can't love u front........

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Coolin...

  

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144. "man...this dude BEEN on the subliminal shit ... "
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He got ya'll all set up for his post-hypnotic suggestions such as:

"Is that Carol's Daughter's"

"Nutmeg soufflee"

And

"DAMN....sista got a fatass"

Wth you think "You" was all about?

...he's all up in YOU'RE head.


  

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148. "http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3115/2310422628_61535060ed.jpg"
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167. "lmao"
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149. "lol @ driving from marvin to bohemian"
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They would still be looking for parking now...lol

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157. "The car ride was after Bohemian Caverns"
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150. "this is fucking retarded."
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people really fuck like this in real life?
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153. "'peppermint soap'"
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LOL

fuck you.

  

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155. "it read in the voice of a young Celie to me...."
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nice story...

i just couldn't get the Color Purple-likeness out of it to really tell

i know this

whoEVER wrote it.....is young

  

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161. "Zane"
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162. "yo...i'm not gonna lie. I be looking for raheem on my itunes to play..."
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hahahhahahahhaa

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164. "RE: Raheem DeVaughn "groupie" shares story (link + swipe)"
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The posts in this thread have been cry-worthy....

No more words....lol

GOAT of his era......long live Prince.....God is alive....

  

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166. "I think the most impressive part is apparently dude has a 3-story condo...."
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in D.C....

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