"You're my concentration, everything else is a bore..." - Gwen Stefani
"In my next life I'm going to be a guy and I'm going to be a slut." - Gwen Stefani
"Show me a well-adjusted, successful man who wants to settle down and have kids and I'm not interested, but find me an alcoholic in his mid-30s that still thinks his band might make it, and just tell me where I can show up and buy him dinner." - Heather Graham, "Scrubs"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KIDS on star wars: the arcade game (1983) EGM: are the TIE fighters scary? anthony: no, it looks like they're trying to give me flowers. dillon: but flowers that you're allergic to, so you're trying to blow them up. dillion: if they made a game like this now, someone would definitely get fired. parker: it looks like halfway through the game they just gave up. they're like, whatever, and just stopped.
" is that " things in my avatar are smaller than they appear.
63. "BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" In response to Reply # 18
i knew if anything would bring you out...it would be this...
yo, xoxo, did you take pictures? ____________________________ from corky with love...
"you're blind baby
blind to the fact that samp is an extra large mugwump walking around all ham fisted and acned out, bragging about the ugly dudes hitting on her at "Club Goofytooth". hell i seen Samp since she got with that guy who looks like a black Richard Petty, they stopped me and asked for money to buy suppositiries, she didn't get better looking. i mean the cleft lip is still doing its thing and her still got the crusted snot on the nose. her eyes still don't match and the left one still is always at 12:00. i couldn't smell the breath this time so maybe thats better...but damn"
27. "now this is the reason that nobody should brag about sex" In response to Reply # 0
if a gay dude can get some poon...ANYBODY can get some poon.
SONG LINE: do u have any idea how much money i could made not being myself?" diana ross wouldn't have been the boss i woulda been. but listen! i insist upon talking dirty! cause that's me doggonit! I'M BEING MYSELF!
my teams 11-5: now that's not in the playbook. but it should be. 13-3: let me hear ya battle cry! aaaiieee aieee aieee aiee!
58. "which proves my point. negroes running around talking" In response to Reply # 29
about how much pussy they get "yeah i hit that pussy, but i got that pussy though.........i had to get that pussy dawg!"
ne*gga a gay negro can get pussy.....quit braggin on that shit like it's something special.
shit, i was watching fox news the other day....a 13 year old got some pussy....ain't nuthin special. negroes brag on that shit like they done cured cancer. and delaney has showed us hear today. that pussy ain't even the common cold.
>A masculine, good looking gay guy could get fucked by a >decent chick way easier than an ugly str8 guy. > >So yeah, it's still looking pretty bleak (tho not for me) > >lol
SONG LINE: do u have any idea how much money i could made not being myself?" diana ross wouldn't have been the boss i woulda been. but listen! i insist upon talking dirty! cause that's me doggonit! I'M BEING MYSELF!
my teams 11-5: now that's not in the playbook. but it should be. 13-3: let me hear ya battle cry! aaaiieee aieee aieee aiee!
61. "yeah, ANYBODY can get SOMETHING" In response to Reply # 58 Tue Jan-04-05 11:25 AM
but all pussy is not equal, and some people can get a higher calibur than others. And sometimes the gay dude will get more quality pussy than the less attractive str8 cat. lol. But I think that if people set more realistic expectations about what they want to pull, they would be happier.
62. "i think some negroes just think about pussy too much" In response to Reply # 61
ha ha there are more important things.....but that's just me. it's like dancing the hokey pokey...i'm not gonna brag that i can do it...cause hell.....a 4 year old can.
SONG LINE: do u have any idea how much money i could made not being myself?" diana ross wouldn't have been the boss i woulda been. but listen! i insist upon talking dirty! cause that's me doggonit! I'M BEING MYSELF!
my teams 11-5: now that's not in the playbook. but it should be. 13-3: let me hear ya battle cry! aaaiieee aieee aieee aiee!
>i truly believe that gay men get the pussy thrown at them >exponentially more than any non-famous straight men do. > >they don't usually take it, but this proves nothing.
59. "dawg, ain't u married? so u know all about" In response to Reply # 38
zooomin zoom zoom your spoon in the JELLO PUDDING POOON POOOOON-NAH!!!
SONG LINE: do u have any idea how much money i could made not being myself?" diana ross wouldn't have been the boss i woulda been. but listen! i insist upon talking dirty! cause that's me doggonit! I'M BEING MYSELF!
my teams 11-5: now that's not in the playbook. but it should be. 13-3: let me hear ya battle cry! aaaiieee aieee aieee aiee!
"Fly means when I wake up in the morning, before I put my socks on, I'm fly. I'm at the hotel somewhere, takin' a piss in the morning like, 'I'm Cam, man, I'm fly.' I don't even got my T-shirt on and I already know I'm fly before I wake up in the morning. When I get out the bed, I say my prayers and be thankful for being so fly. I be having cold sleep in my eyes and I know I'm still at the bathroom, fly like this. It's a whole swagger, a bathroom swagger."
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Bout to get back on some high school shit punchin nigga's in the face just for livin (c) Bandanna P
.....and I had this very attractive,mature,white woman(47) coming onto me, at this movie premiere I went to tonight("The Woodsman" is......damn !!!!!!). I mean, she was rubbing up against my leg and everything,during the movie(mind you, she was sitting with her girlfriends,and didn't give a fuck). Not once did I think about taking her to the restroom,and breaking that pussy off, and I could've(the leg rub was getting a nigga hot, but.....).
75. "RE: ...I had sex with a chick." In response to Reply # 0 Thu Jan-06-05 08:19 AM
This is an example of why U should ALWAYS wear condoms....U don't know who a bitch could be fuckin....Homo niggas contaminating pussy that you runnin up in....
tis the last days 4 real mang....
*sighs*
Am I the only one that's disgusted by this ???...
*shivers*
reading this shit gives a nigga the willies...
Just another abstract rant from a brotha who makes beats, collects flix and sucks at Madden.
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