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Message Date |
ID |
 damn... give him some Ranch to go with it |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 1
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| All the new NYC'ers gonna have a rodent & roach story? |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 2
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| IT'S STARVING ASS AFRICAN AMERICANS ALL UP IN AFRICA! |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 3
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 lol! |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 5
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| LOL |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 8
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| i laughed out loud |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 15
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| aaaaahahahahahahaha! |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 20
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| bwahahahaha |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 21
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| LMAO |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 56
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| Nigga said "healthy roaches". That's going into the insult rolodex. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 68
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| this nigga heere...lol lol |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 80
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| Thank you for returning good lad! |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 83
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| *flatlines* _/\____________________________________ |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 90
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| i laughed hard |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 129
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| genius |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 142
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| brilliant. nm |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 168
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| lol at "african americans in africa" |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 176
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| priceless |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 186
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 Dude.... lol |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 206
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| they're radiation immune.....wtf is a cucumber gon' do? |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 4
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| Right? |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 61
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| i laffed... |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 103
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| so wait you gave a roach some food & expect it to leave? |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 6
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| it's prolly just polite and didn't wanna offend you. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 7
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 Better not give that nigga a cookie. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 69
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| lol! |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 120
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| You know what's logical too? Using Google. n/m. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 9
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| so if its on the internet its true. nm |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 10
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| ...... did u google it?..... did you? |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 11
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| im busy reading up on that fake ass moon landing. (also online) |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 12
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| lmao |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 13
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| them disgusting ass trains was enough for me |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 14
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| me neither |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 22
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| Plus, it's some kinda super-villain haven |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 25
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| Nigga what is YOUR fatass gettin on your knees and scrubbin?.... |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 16
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| come on man |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 43
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| New from BLAMMO!!!! lololol |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 65
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| I STILL aint right after you told me that roaches climb on the ceiling..... |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 17
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| did you know mice have like a 30 inch vertical? |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 19
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| Yeah I've Seen That Happen Quite A Few Times Too |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 70
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| Noooo!!! :-( |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 87
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| i accidently almost swallowed a roach |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 134
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| Get those bait trap things. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 18
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| get some boric acid from the hardware store |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 23
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| real talk. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 62
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| roaches can eat cardboard, dog food, soap, ink, shoe polish and plaster |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 24
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| hey is this you? |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 27
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| haha yeah that's pretty close to my guys |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 32
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| aaah true dat |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 35
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| haha awesome. thx. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 44
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| please archive |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 26
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| LOL @ "The" Roach |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 28
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| lmao |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 29
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| uh roaches eat everything. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 30
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| FRESH food too lololol that shit is more pure than the fucking roach |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 31
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| now the roach isn't gonna leave and it's all healthy and shit. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 33
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| fuckin roach gonna be in that bitch jogging |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 34
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| I laughed HELLA hard at that exchange |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 59
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| bench pressin the metal part of the mousetrap. tawmbout 'Resistance |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 155
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| http://i51.tinypic.com/2s0gwgo.gif |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 164
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| ^^^ splendid gifage. nm |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 183
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| wow |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 208
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| ok i lost it at resistance training |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 194
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| hahahahahahaahah |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 131
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| oH sHiT! |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 88
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| lmao! |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 97
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| hahahaha |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 100
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| This shit got me crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMBAO!!!!!!!!!! |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 109
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| *jumps through window and deploys wingsuit* lmao |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 111
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| RE: *jumps through window and deploys wingsuit* lmao |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 127
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| lmao. he lucked into a second-hand Wellness Plan. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 224
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| i thought it was cucumber peels and boric acid...not the actual |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 36
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| ^^supposed to poison it 1st, then feed it. same way you'd off |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 46
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| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 73
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| smh. fucking roach gonna put the cucumber on his eyes n shit |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 37
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| Shit... we just posted the basically same joke at the same time. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 39
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| lulz |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 42
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| Yeah, but Desus' was funnier |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 45
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| it's always a nigga gauging funny on here. |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 47
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| lol |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 50
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| lol. but one was funnier. |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 52
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| ^^The bamma at the party saying "That's funny" instead of laughing. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 71
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| damn...those people suck. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 77
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| ^^The bamma at the party telling corny jokes |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 171
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| LOL |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 135
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| I'm seriously dead |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 153
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| This roach probably gonna use the leftover cucumber for a facial mask. |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 38
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| *sitcom laughtracks for 2nd place prize for just missin makin joke 1st" |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 92
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| roach gonna be strong as shit-bench pressing hot wheels |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 104
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| fuckin roach went and made finger sandwiches and shit |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 40
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| the fuckin roach is in your vinegar right now letting the rest of |
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Oct 09th 2010 | 41
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| lol |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 64
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| run a bath for him, maybe light some candles |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 48
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| lol. |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 51
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| roach posted up a review of your crib on critterdepot.com |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 49
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| LOL..Ninjaz wylin in here. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 89
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| *SPITS OUT COFFEE* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 101
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| Nigga.....LMAO |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 107
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| LOL |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 137
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| I can't lol |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 201
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsop87HNmU |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 53
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| FUCKING *DEAD* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 94
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| you stupid motherfuckers are hilarious |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 54
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| damn i knew this was gonna be some greatness |
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Oct 10th 2010 | 55
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| I'm glad I waited. This is high comedy. I grew up in NYC so roaches..... |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 57
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| Yes ... They cant digest cucumber... It kills them |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 58
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| nah it doesn't kill them, they just don't like a chemical |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 60
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| They dont like it cos they cant digest it and their stomach explodes |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 93
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| I'm going with Tohunga on this one. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 98
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| I thought rice did this ----> and their stomach explodes |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 99
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| It does it to birds, I've heard. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 118
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| http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 128
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| Guess we gotta splode birds the old fashioned way. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 145
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| you know cucumbers are mostly made of water right? |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 63
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| i heard you should feed them cabbage |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 66
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| RE: i heard you should feed them cabbage |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 67
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| roaches waddlin around clutching their thorax |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 72
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| she needs to follow 'em around with a zippo |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 74
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=080T8aVngMw |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 86
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| RE: roaches waddlin around clutching their thorax |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 154
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| this sumbitch just said "thorax"...im about to have a damn seizure |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 195
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| ***Excuse me, Waitress*** |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 75
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| & now the post is complete nm |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 76
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| LOL!!!!! |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 79
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| them roaches got black glitter on their backs, lol |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 81
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| ARCHIVE! |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 84
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| excellent. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 85
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| i love this site |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 91
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| lol n/m |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 102
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| MUTTLEY. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 112
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| I was here |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 117
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| Flawless execution |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 123
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| Hahahahahahahahahah |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 130
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| *dead* |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 196
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| I am so glad I wasn't talking to a customer right now. *tears* |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 205
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| Yall niggas HERE |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 214
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| archive. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 78
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| *comes back*... You bitches bored as hell. |
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Oct 11th 2010 | 82
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| you know this shit was funny |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 95
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| only on okp do you leave a fucking veggie platter for rodents |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 96
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| i'm sorry mama but it's funny in here |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 105
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| i live in nyc & do not have roaches i lived in dc where roaches |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 106
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| what kinda "iiii is he dead?" shit is this??? |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 108
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| the fuck you mean, 'is he dead'? |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 110
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| Roach laying there with all types of fresh produce coming out his head. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 122
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| LMAO |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 185
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| lol n/m |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 192
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| this post went horribly awry |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 113
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| I bet the roach is named BRENT.......... |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 114
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| There was a roach-ass nigga in my homeroom named Brent |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 119
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| I was wondering why the fuck this was on pg1..... |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 115
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| Le Soulgyal |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 116
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| !!! |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 124
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| Five stars. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 125
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| love it |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 132
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| lol hell naw |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 140
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| *wheezes trying to breath* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 141
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| i laughed out loud |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 144
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| LMBO!!! @ "lack of boric acid and other pest repellents." |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 147
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| *throws up hands and runs screaming from the room*. LOLOLOLOL |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 156
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| LIKES |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 174
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| oh noes! |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 188
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| awesome |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 187
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| LOOOOOOOOOL! |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 189
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| LOLOL |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 190
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| LOL! |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 219
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| ... |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 121
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| You had to, eh? |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 126
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| i hate myself a little bit more with every ctrl + V |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 136
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| more!!! lol |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 133
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| http://i54.tinypic.com/s42cy8.jpg |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 138
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| *unlife* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 146
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| *not dead* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 148
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| fuck |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 149
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| wong tern was here |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 152
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| LMAO |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 173
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| *resurrects then dead again* |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 197
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| i heartily lafft. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 210
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| still not very smart I see... smh |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 139
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| alright this shit got the tohunga photoshop of approval. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 143
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| wow! archive!! |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 150
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| this post was a diamond in the rough... |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 151
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| i am soo glad i ain't accidentally click this from the office today. i'd... |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 157
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| *drafts business plan for chain of Roach Spas* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 158
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| *offers Buy One Get Five Free Pedicures* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 160
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| *patents process for antenna-perms* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 161
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| lol! |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 162
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| Nahmean, ...5 guys, .?....Naw Sun, 5 Legs crawl-thru restaurant my ninja... |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 175
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| man, you'll be having roaches all up in there askin |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 163
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| playa roaches in there Favrein, sendin the masseuse thorax pics. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 167
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| gawd i can visualize it, damn this post |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 172
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| lol |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 182
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| I hate when I wait all day to click on a post |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 159
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| *advertises grand opening of Nouveau-Roache, THE destination in |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 165
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| *dessert special is Shea Butter Cheesecake with Coffee Grounds* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 166
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| LOLz |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 193
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| ^^^ signed up with Terminix' Ironic Competitor. |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 169
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| *sprinkles gluten-free Chex Mix around the crib to annoy roaches* |
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Oct 12th 2010 | 170
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| *the Westin St. Francis or J.W. Marriott of Roach Motels*. |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 177
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| he peeped the spot after an article in Conde' Nastey nm |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 178
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| shit got rave reviews in F'odors. nm |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 179
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| he checked in for the 'Larvae eat Free' weekend getaway special nm |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 180
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| Gregor Samsa was most unhappy with the 'food' his mother prepared. |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 181
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| I love you! |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 184
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| Kafkaesque |
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Oct 13th 2010 | 191
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| The Lit Major in me just shed a tear. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 198
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| bravo! well done! |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 202
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| alright. i'm down with an archive now. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 207
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| marry me. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 211
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| And just like that, this post went to a whole new level of funny. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 222
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| waaaooowwww. *ovation* |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 223
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| man damn |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 199
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| 2x plat. awesome nm |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 200
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| :0( OMG LOL |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 203
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| thank you |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 204
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| Five stars. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 209
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| ok. now this post has everything. :-D |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 212
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| Post of the year. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 213
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| I am entertained. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 215
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| Ok, so on the real? ...If ya'll can actually get a post of mine archive... |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 216
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| I already inboxed the mods a request to have it archived. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 217
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| sorry to be cliche' but, been there, done that. lol... |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 218
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| I don't inbox RJCC shit, and that's my acolyte 'dem. |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 221
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| here for the punch and pie |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 220
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| . |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 226
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| Yall been showing yall ass |
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Oct 14th 2010 | 225
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