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 68% of First Repliers to okp poasts have no college degree. |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 1
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 according to a study by top Harvard Researcher D.K. Wozinack: |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 16
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| This the dude that proved, empirically, that Reading is only 22% Fundame... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 29
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| 37% of us won't 'get' the original poast at first, then think about it, |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 2
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| 98.4% of sterilizations of inner city dogs were done w/o their consent. |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 3
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 (on the ovva hand, i knew a hoard workin black lab name Sheba who |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 4
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| RE: 98.4% of sterilizations of inner city dogs were done w/o their conse... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 67
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| 82% of my poasts are done when i'm posedta be doing other shit. nm |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 5
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| 39% of people who use the term "for shits & giggles" actually |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 6
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| lmao. i fucking hope not. |
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Mar 18th 2010 | 159
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| 100% of the first 7 replies were by me. and 7 represents completeness. |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 7
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| 85% of babies born in 2009 didn't ask to be here |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 8
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| 51% of poasters with underscores in their names don't like their peas |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 10
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| *gasp* |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 12
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| statistics, baby. now 'scuse me. i 70% gotta go to the bathroom. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 21
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| 77% of the dudes who was like O_O at that herpe poast wasn't |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 9
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| 100% of videochick asses+titties are fake according to 100% of Okayfees* |
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Mar 09th 2010 | 11
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| 62.0044499% of Lake Trout sold in Baltimore were actually from ponds |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 13
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| i'm 84% disappointed to read that. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 22
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| i'm 97% heated |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 24
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| Whites are 245% more likely to be mad that glove didn't fit OJ's hand |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 14
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| 84%...... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 15
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| 31% of okps gonna laugh at that shit. the other 69% are less than 30. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 23
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 it's true, it's true |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 40
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| But they were |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 36
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| 63% of OKPlayers' S.O.s/spouses |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 17
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| whew. my okaytitty days are GONE! |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 25
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| 98.8% of okaytitties are real, a staggering 5000 times higher than pics |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 31
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| My wife found a couple cock pics I sent out... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 56
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| 94% of Skip's inbox is now filled with dick-pick requests |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 68
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| when controlled for income levels and blood type |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 18
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| what's the blood-type supposed to be? HIV-positive? |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 19
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| its r-Hate negative. nm |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 42
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| 99% of your fans don't exist... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 20
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| :0 |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 76
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| 87% of posters reply to posts even when they have nothin' to add |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 26
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| true. but that keeps 30% of good poasts on page 1, so its all ham gravy.... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 58
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| 2% of that 30% have actually been about ham gravy. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 65
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| There's an 97.8% chance that Mos digs this poast. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 27
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| There's a 99.9999999999 bar 9 chance that Kweli mad. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 28
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| 7% of y'all think this poast sponsored by the Illuminati and Bilderbergs |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 30
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| okp is 44% gay, but only 3% tranny. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 32
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| consequently, 74% find the phrase 'man with titty-balls' funny. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 33
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| and 75% of the men on here with titty-balls wanna fight about it. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 34
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| and 25% still swear they not men an they titty-balls is real. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 35
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| This poast is 79.2% easier to reply to than that Drake shit. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 37
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| There's only a 6.9% chance that this poast will get locked/deleted. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 38
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| 43% of my dick will make you cum, the other 89% gives you herpes |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 39
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| 65% of OKPs understand basic math |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 63
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| 87% of girls named "Mercedes" are whores |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 41
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| 89% of girls named Chastity are whores |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 141
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| 45% of girls named after food are fat |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 43
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| I just lol'd at 56% volume @ this. Muffin. Candy. Peaches. Roast Beef. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 44
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| hilarious 'mouth watering' tangent |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 48
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| i'm 50% sure your name is a play on one of my favorite saingers, |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 59
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| RE: I just lol'd at 56% volume @ this. Muffin. Candy. Peaches. Roast Bee... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 69
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| that shit plausible, doe, ain't it? |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 70
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| make a movie, and cast Anthony Anderson as 'Ham Gravy' and one |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 71
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| a buddy cop flick. ppl would love that. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 94
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| i have an uncle nick-named 'Pie'. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 99
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| dude. i forgot about childhood nicknames. is he a big dude as an |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 102
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| no, but his son 'Piggie' is big. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 106
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| *slaps fo'haid*. FOCK! 'piggie' worse than 'ham gravy' an Hog jus wrong.... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 108
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| LOL @ *slaps fo'haid*. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 113
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| lmfao, This Can't Be Real(c)Marsha Ambrosious/Freeway |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 115
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| it was too real. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 123
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| yo. lol. lmfao |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 136
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| lmao...it does sound true |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 45
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| 99.3% of gd sleeping on this poast. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 46
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| 57% of men named Clarence go bald by the age of 24 |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 47
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| 62% percent of strippers are named after alcoholic beverages. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 49
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| 20% after cars, 8% after gemstones (Diamond). |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 52
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| Cubic Zirconia Jenkins got an ill skrippa ring to it. Amethyst Davis. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 53
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| 82% of women will practice kegels after reading this post |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 50
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| i'm 100% turned on by this factoid. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 57
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| the decades-long study showed that |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 51
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| dayum. i'm 62% sure you goin in on somebody, but 0% sure on who. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 54
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| lol. nah. these are 100 percent fictional conclusions |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 61
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| OH!!! Why didn't you say it was from Drudge & Fox News' research |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 62
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| DOPEST POST THIS MONTH so far |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 55
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| i 100% cosign |
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Mar 12th 2010 | 134
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| 50% of the retarded people you meet are actually |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 60
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| 80% of the homeless really aren't... panhandling just pays more |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 119
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| 80% of the video models who were surveyed... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 64
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| 37% of the folks holding their dicks on Chatroulette... |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 66
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| 86% of dudes holding dicks on Chatroulette |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 73
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| 58% of us had no idea what chatroulette was till seeing it on nightline.... |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 135
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| 4= percentage of OKPhemales who have done porn |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 72
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| 97% of the women in the black freaky women post are freaky |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 74
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| 83% of this reply's readers just Googled 'CDC' |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 77
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| 73% of statistics are made up on the spot |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 75
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| around 70% of the pple who viewed this post didn't reply. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 78
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| its now up to 75% now, jl. its like global warming. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 79
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| 50% of marriages end w/the death of 1 or both spouses |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 80
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| i laffed. till i realized i was married. i 100% regret laughing, now. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 97
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| 78% of the time the cause of death was listed as 'boredom' |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 98
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| 45% of gay men routinely forget to cross their T's |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 81
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| 37% of gay men are currently sitting w/crossed legs |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 82
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| most tap water is 30% saliva |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 83
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| only 19% of that saliva is human, though. animals lapping at the |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 95
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| 95% of used computer keyboards have food particles between the keys |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 84
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| my man, reply #44. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 91
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| 9% of keyboards at the public library have seamen |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 153
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| 65% of men wouldn't recognize their penis in a line-up |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 85
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| 82% of respondents reported they've never seen their anus |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 86
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| ok. 99.7% have never seen their own penis in their own anus. i'm |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 93
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| 35% of kids under age 10 eat boogers |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 87
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| 20% of those boogers belong to someone else |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 88
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| LOL!! |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 129
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| 100% of us are grossed out by that one. |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 130
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| Americans are 17% more likely to vomit while performing fellatio |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 89
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| that's a huffpo headline right there. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 96
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| Taco Bell ground beef is 45% polyester |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 90
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| 98.6% of ppl who dislike Chik-Fil-A are atheist |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 92
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| There's a 14% chance TACO BELL was created by |
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Mar 15th 2010 | 156
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| 49% of y'all mad u misseded the Wild Hunnidsth Reply. nm |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 100
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| http://i35.tinypic.com/11toj9f.jpg |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 104
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| a HUNNID PERCENT of niggas ain't shit!! |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 101
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| SEE Reply #100 (c) house statistician. nm |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 103
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| http://i35.tinypic.com/11toj9f.jpg |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 105
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| i hoape at least 91% of y'all think that was as funny as i do. lmao. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 109
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| Wild Washington Heights |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 107
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| Lane Bryant sales went up 89 % after Monique won |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 110
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| 16% of those sales were just skinny girls trying to fit in |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 111
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| 70% of consumers like the slogan 'Fat Is The New Black' |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 112
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| <-- 20% of my replies when its time to bounce. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 114
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| 69 |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 116
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| lmao |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 117
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| 83% of bikini line razor bumps come from shaving in wrong direction |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 118
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| werd? |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 131
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| sounds true doesnt it? |
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Mar 19th 2010 | 166
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| 42. End Post. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 120
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| that's the meaning of Life, The Universe an Airything. nm |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 121
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| 43% of okayplayers who see Adwhizz's current avatar think he's the |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 122
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| damnit! (i'm part of the 99%) |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 124
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| 71% of OKPs support food for kids. |
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Mar 10th 2010 | 125
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| 18% of the replies in this thread were posted from |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 126
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| 97% of the replies originated from machines with 'stolen' MP3s (source -... |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 127
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| daamn. v to r on this is down to 12%. *shakes fist at lurkers!!* lol. |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 128
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| 11% of posts that fall to page 3 are brought back for no reason |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 132
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| ^^^ i know this to be true. nm |
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Mar 11th 2010 | 133
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| 95% of okmales hate black women. |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 137
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| 35% Of Black Women hate OKP Males |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 138
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| The CIA keeps a file on every Black person that makes |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 139
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| i know that's right. |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 143
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| Your FICO score automaticly goes up 75 points once you |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 140
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| well, duhhh... *additional income*. |
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Mar 15th 2010 | 157
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| Dice/Spades Games account for 27% of the deaths |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 142
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| related stat: Dice/Spades is 83% harder than either Dice OR Spades |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 144
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| muthafucka you reneged!! call the book? sheeit, it was this book |
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Mar 13th 2010 | 145
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| 21% of African Americans would be MORE upset at being |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 146
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| #dead #truestory |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 151
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| I laughed out loud |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 154
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| The average Kenyan man weighs 168 LBS |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 147
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| If your name is "Junebug" there is a 120% chance you will |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 148
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| true story: BOTH happened to my cousin Junebug before age 25 |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 149
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| Lesson to be learned: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 150
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| lol. nm |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 155
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| If you're black, between the ages of 19 and 40 |
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Mar 14th 2010 | 152
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| LMAO |
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Mar 26th 2010 | 171
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| If your name is "Tyrone" you're automatically born with |
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Mar 18th 2010 | 158
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| replies 83 & 95 made me feel slightly queasy. but brilliant post. |
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Mar 18th 2010 | 160
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| 1983 was the year of Afro Sheen's highest sales |
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Mar 18th 2010 | 161
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| 7 squirrels were assaulted in the time it took to make this poast. |
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Mar 18th 2010 | 162
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| the authors of the book Freakonomics hate yall right now. |
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Mar 18th 2010 | 163
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| the authors of Freakonomics met during a boyband audition |
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Mar 18th 2010 | 164
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| hahahaha. |
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Mar 19th 2010 | 165
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| RE: 25% of girls named "Mercedes" ride the short bus |
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Mar 20th 2010 | 167
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| Seven percent chance the Treach is breaking into your house now. |
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Mar 20th 2010 | 168
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| 87% of black dudes that seed white chicks will bounce before |
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Mar 26th 2010 | 169
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| 99.9% percent of you niggas suck dick. The 0.1% contingent toss salads |
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Mar 26th 2010 | 170
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| 3% of Alzheimers paitents are faking it |
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Mar 27th 2010 | 172
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