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*stocks up on condoms and bc* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 1
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just dropped $ x,xxx.oo for a new macbook pro |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 2
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 fail. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 99
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 i hate you! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 140
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Can you rain it on me? |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 3
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*pays higher taxes w*!!!!!!! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 4
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bling, bling! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 5
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disposable income? what's that? |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 6
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butter leathers |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 7
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the ROI on kids is so unpredictable. my iphone has yet to disappoint me |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 8
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 LMAO - Y ou are sooo wrong for this! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 12
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 YOU AIN'T NEVA LIED! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 130
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 LOL |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 224
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H.O.D. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 9
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*shines up new rims* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 10
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LMMFAO LMMFAO aww the good ol' days.. =( |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 11
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*books flight to MIA* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 13
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 "Riiigghhhtt" (c) Lost Boyz |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 81
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niggaz just mad they putting money on old puss some1 else smashing |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 14
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 children are reminders of failed relationships (C) atruhead |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 19
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 lmao |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 20
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 i think that was a block classic |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 33
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  was that block or young h? Either way, thats powerful poasting. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 38
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 that was me! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 110
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 well shit. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 121
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 say it ain't so. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 150
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*jacks poast to feed kids* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 15
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i use the withdrawal method |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 16
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 I skeet Bigface Jacksons |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 22
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  ROFL |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 63
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 I literally laughed my ass off |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 25
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 lmao |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 31
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 LMAO!!!!!! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 34
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 lmao! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 42
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 Well played |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 118
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 #GNR. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 126
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 ha! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 152
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 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk yall niggaaaaaaaaaaaassss! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 155
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 LLS!!! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 161
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 holy shit.! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 183
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 lol |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 185
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 lol!! damn |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 201
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 YAHMSHAYIN? |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 225
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 lol n/m |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 227
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*checking sneaker release dates (for my size only)* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 17
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 RE: *checking sneaker release dates (for my size only)* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 37
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my car is free of crushed up graham crackers & smudged windows |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 18
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 this reply hurts the most. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 21
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 lol, let's not forget loosie fruit snacks and french fries |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 78
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 omg those damned french fries! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 85
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 NO PEPPERIDGE FARM GOLDFISH OVER HERE! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 171
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y'all cold.... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 23
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Eating out with reckless abandon |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 24
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 son I don't even OWN pots and pans |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 26
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 I remember those days |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 36
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 Don't be a downer doc |
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Oct 19th 2009 |
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*cooks for two* |
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Oct 19th 2009 |
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 "wanna go out to eat?" "ok" *END OF PLANNING* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 32
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 FOCK! lol |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 47
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now now, I pay plenty of child support... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 27
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*sadly desires all the love and memories that comes with being a parent* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 28
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im setting up an entertainment company and throwing parties! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 29
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*flies into rage, lunges @ post, trips over dora backpack* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 30
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*rides PAST chuck e cheese* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 35
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 LMAO, I just did this on saturday |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 82
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*no tax credit while sisters get 10K per kid back from govt* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 39
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 RE: *no tax credit while sisters get 10K per kid back from govt* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 68
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Just got back from a trip tp PDX |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 40
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*takes a bath/shower without anyone banging on the door* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 41
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 add, a shit to that list. ouch. u killin me. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 46
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 LOL that one's a given |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 95
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*enjoys cable without parental block* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 43
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*gets comfy after 8:30 to watch taped movie ive been waiting to see* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 44
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<---doesn't have to get nobody ready for school... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 45
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**runs around post with fishnet tryna catch some loot** |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 48
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on the flip: yall gonna be 45 w/ 3 yr olds. L. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 49
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 *uses arthritis as an excuse not to throw the ol pigskin around* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 53
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 MEANWHILE, IN GOT NO BAMMASLAND |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 54
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 my 401k went through dat so kids ain't gotta go through dat |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 56
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 for real |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 59
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 the nephew adores me. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 133
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  ditto. i got him laced up in playdoh kicks and french fried |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 181
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  ^^^ and there it is...Both of my Nephews adore Aunt Tonni |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 221
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 i'm not paying for either of my parents... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 154
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 *analyzes this bullshit* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 159
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*fits into skinny jeans* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 50
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*thinks daddy's are sexy* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 51
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 i'll check u boo |
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Oct 19th 2009 |
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 :)~ |
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Oct 19th 2009 |
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 we sho iz... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 73
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*has uninterupted sex with the bedroom door wide open* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 52
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 LOL |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 84
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*goes home & has sex in kitchen* *does it again when my wife gets home* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 55
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don't plant seeds, don't need an extra mouth I can't feed |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 57
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lol! *has never seen Yo Gabba Gabba or the Backyardigans* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 58
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 nah Yo Gabba Gabba is the shit if ur high |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 62
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  It really is. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 156
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 whoa whoa whoa. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 167
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who the fuck is dora? |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 60
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*looks at his $1200 liquor collection in the crib* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 61
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*doesn't share a warm pair of tatters* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 64
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ARCHIVE |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 65
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 nobody said they dont want kids. Just not today. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 70
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  my nieces & nephews are the loves of my life |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 76
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  ^^^^goin to be gettin rushed to the hospital tryin to play 1 on 1 |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 89
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 *gets vasectomy in post* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 77
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 yo.. i had you figured all wrong |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 101
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<---has children of the 'send home' kind. Neices! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 66
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*laughs at Phineas and Ferb dvd that i've watched 38 times in 2 days* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 67
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 ^asks peers if they read the piece on crayons |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 75
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 linking articles from 'scholastic book club' |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 102
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 Secretly wishing for more Hannah Montana lesson posts. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 108
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 lmao. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 137
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*doesn't have to spell things to communicate with SO* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 69
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*plans next vacation while on vacation* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 71
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 "Riighhtt" (c) Lost Boyz |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 88
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*curses whenever the fuck I want* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 72
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*puts "daycare" money into savings account* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 74
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 :0( |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 119
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 damn |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 153
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 LOW BLOW! *starts crying* nm |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 164
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*gets to use all my vacation days and sick days on myself* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 79
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*keeps baby lotion, baby powder, and baby wipes in the apt* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 80
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holla *stocks up on condoms, checks his stocks and |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 83
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*keeps liquor where it belongs OUT IN THE OPEN* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 86
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 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 111
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*eats what i want without anyone asking me for some* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 87
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*DIDNT GET SICK YET* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 90
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 *avoids swine flu...and ringworm* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 125
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BROKE and childless checking in... where's my post? |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 91
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 www.jobs.com |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 127
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 LOL |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 151
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*left my receipt at the ATM last week by accident* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 92
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 LMAO! paging CAM |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 98
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*doesn't have to use sick days cuz someone ELSE is sick* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 93
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*plays ignant songs with mad cursing in the whip* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 94
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*only has to use belt as a fashion accessory* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 96
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 *carradine* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 104
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*buys ps3 for myself* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 97
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^^is that your grandpa? *hangs head* no that's my daddy^^ |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 100
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*converts my 2 bedroom into a 1 bedroom with office* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 103
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*enjoys white carpet and crayola free walls* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 105
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*wakes up at 1pm on the wknd* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 106
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 *wakes up at 1pm on monday morning* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 112
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 now you're just stuntin' about bein' unemployed....lol |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 116
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 now you're just stuntin' about bein' unemployed....lol |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 117
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 im employed my man... my hours are not dreadful 9 to 5 though.. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 174
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*adds link to post to BC reminder alert* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 107
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*throws rocks at everyone in this post* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 109
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*end of work day means just that* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 113
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* recruits babysitter * |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 114
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*enjoys kidz bop for the 1000th time* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 115
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*sleeps |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 120
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*Goes to the club* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 122
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lol, I enjoyed this! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 123
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seriously bonamie knows where it hurts. it aint the money. its the life.... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 124
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 sounds like a sucky life. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 129
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  what does?? being a parent?? oh u're crazy. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 132
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 that made me smile :) |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 135
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 who said anything about it being a highlight? |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 138
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 but u said it was a sucky life. lol freedom =/= fulfillment |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 139
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 so people can't get fulfillment from other things in life? |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 141
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 and i'm not sure why i even entertained your banter. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 142
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 i was wondering too. lol |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 146
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 i try to see the light in ppl. my bad. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 147
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 lol... n/m |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 218
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 she'll be posting youtubes of her cats |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 131
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  waking up at 1pm on a saturday.... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 134
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 you're only saying that because you've never done it. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 166
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 oh before rae, day time aint start til 1. lol |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 175
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 lol hell yeah hers are hittin the hardest |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 144
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 LOL. i dont have kids but i have kids, man. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 160
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La ilaha illa Allah, ha la ili, hay yo |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 128
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 lmfao |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 136
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nigga i just copped this arcade stick and BlazBlue |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 143
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*sleeps in bed undisturbed & without childs foot in my face* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 145
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nigga i'm spending 12 dollas on lunch all week |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 148
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 i be eatin subway ERRY day...oxtail from like, 6 different places |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 182
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it kinda sucks being the only one in the clique childless and friends |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 149
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 get younger friends, dude. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 157
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FOR REAL, FUCK YALL |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 158
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this post has been brought to you by... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 162
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 and..... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 163
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 and... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 165
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*leaves porn out in the open* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 168
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*blink* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 169
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*enjoys prize at bottom of cereal box* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 170
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 ....man...those were the days, weren't they? |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 172
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*gives niece and nephew back to their parents. Does whatever* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 173
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*buys a sports car* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 176
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all the money in the world can't buy the joy I get when he smiles |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 177
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 tell em new daddy!!! |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 178
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 *more money for me* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 179
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*drinks a whole bottle of wine and don't HAVE to go to work tomorrow* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 180
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dont have to worry about my sh!t being broken and hearing "oops" |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 184
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::pins post with sugaStix' best post of the day ribbon:: |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 186
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 *wonders where to put ribbon* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 188
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 oooooooo... u know where it hurts too. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 189
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*makes list of childless OKPs to rob* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 187
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 ^^^^^^ |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 203
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lol@ u quoting Ms Peachez and :-( @ me know who s/he is... |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 190
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i wish i could say the same. im childless but im with a broke dude |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 191
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 technically then u have a child. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 194
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 lol...true...i guess so. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 199
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 damn.. |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 205
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 DAAAAAMN |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 206
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This some bullshit. Archive |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 192
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*books trip to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 193
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 *considers not getting a christmas tree this year* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 196
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*leaves williams sonoma cocktail glass on table all night* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 195
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*happy @ not having to get out to open child locked car door* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 197
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*buys floor seats for all concerts* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 198
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*smokes some weed before going to an interview* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 200
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 ... |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 210
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**Not worrying about people judging my parenting skills** |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 202
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dont have no child seat, baby on board tag or |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 204
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*Goes to the store to cop an HDTV* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 207
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*installs a swing set......IN THE BEDROOM* |
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Oct 19th 2009 | 208
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*makes last-minute change to weekend plans on Friday afternoon* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 209
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i often wonder how many mothers out there regret having kids |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 211
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 i maintain my stance that having kids looks HORRIBLE on paper |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 216
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 It depends on the circumstances.... |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 226
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*never changed a diaper in my life* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 212
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ibtARCHIVE *w/ my debit card* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 213
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*goes out for drinks after work* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 214
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*b-boy stance* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 215
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eh, you know. some of us make our way well. |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 217
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*uses protection* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 219
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nayaa had some gems in here |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 220
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*takes SPONTANEOUS Roadtrip* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 222
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*enjoying my NATURAL curves..and tits that's never leaked* |
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Oct 20th 2009 | 223
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