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 damn u a security guard and got slammed? Where was yo flashlite? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 1
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 what he needs to do is... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 5
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| ohmygog.... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 87
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| lol. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 2
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| where was backup? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 3
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| you walked up on the wrong one, got turfed. take your L & KIM |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 4
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 yeah right good luck securing shit when errbody knows |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 8
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| LOL. @ got turfed |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 62
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| reading comprehension: im not a security guard. a security guard |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 6
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| ^ unhinged |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 7
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| nah, that shit IS funny. you're grown? you let a man slam you? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 9
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 he was way bigger than me |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 11
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| so? I mean, I dunno. that shit seems like something out of a cartoon. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 12
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| lol nigga ain't you like 6'5 300lbs lol leave him alone |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 111
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| that's the only part that f*cks it up...but STILL. laugh w/us, ni##a. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 120
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| lmao i am i am! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 176
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| LMAO nigga stop |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 140
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| LOL @ "nah, that shit IS funny |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 104
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| don't do that mayne |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 10
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| he already assaulted me though, and the cop said |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 13
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| all jokes aside read reply #5 |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 17
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| why is it so hard for people to take an arse whooping? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 18
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| i never let sh*t die & KIM...beef is lifelong with me |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 24
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| wow. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 27
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| ^post-op tranny |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 33
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| dog let it go |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 36
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| You sound like a cave dweller |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 79
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| better hope he don't lurk on OKP |
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Apr 20th 2009 |
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| LOL @ "Press-Slam you on Ultimate Warrior ass shit" |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 209
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| I think I'll do a background check. LMAO! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 151
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| that's how he got slammt in the first place |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 161
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| I was gonna say some slick shit just now but I'm crying cause... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 172
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| BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 179
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| BEEF and BACKGROUND CHECK shouldnt ever share a |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 199
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| oh my |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 214
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| you ever try to pick up a little kid that don't wanna be picked up? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 39
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| nigga I can't pick up my CAT when it don't wanna get picked up. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 40
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| HAHAHA STEAMLOLLER awesome!!!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 73
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| I'ma fuck around and shart offa one of these replies |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 95
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| *dead* |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 168
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| lol. you dumb. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 126
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| lmfao... n/m |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 152
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| This the part that made me cry laughin. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 227
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| It can be. I'm not a big dude, it's not hard to get me off the ground. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 74
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| lol i powerbombed this dude one time |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 97
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| I'm dying yo... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 149
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| that's premeditated....that ain't a good look |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 92
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| dont talk tough now |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 203
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| oh its not funny worth a damn. you got stole on @ your gig |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 14
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| Hello!! i'd play that shit to the hilt |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 21
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| were you talkin shit? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 15
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| ^^^^good shit |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 19
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| thios is option #2 if he doesnt get fired |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 22
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| you gonna get him fired during this recession? damn. He did u a favor |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 23
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| i already knew it, i just didnt think he would |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 25
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| what'd you say to him to set him off tho? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 28
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| yo you wrong fo' dat |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 30
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| LOL |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 38
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| If he get fired, he gonna make money off selling the surveillance video. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 43
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| I expect to see that shit on Youtube |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 55
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| He gonna sell the surveillance video like Caine in Menace. This nigga |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 65
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| ^THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART^ |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 63
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| lol |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 45
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| fuck that... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 26
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| i woulda laid out on the floor til EMS arrived nm |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 29
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| YUP! seriously...i'd be on the HR directors desk right now laid out |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 32
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| dude doesn't see the silver lining worth a damn |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 41
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| holy shit.... im dying LMAO |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 91
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| Lord have mercy!!!!!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 206
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| smh |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 198
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| lol @ if you're that slammable |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 60
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| lol |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 115
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| nah fuck that, you better get some WRITING comprehension |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 34
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| Nahmean? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 153
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| that shit wasn't clear the way you wrote it |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 50
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| Lol, don't blame us for your poor writing skills |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 80
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| That was the 1st thing i noticed. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 195
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| too bad you're not a white female the guy be in prison right now |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 16
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| exactly my thoughts...and im black |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 20
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| I would strongly suggest if its bothering u this much follow up |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 31
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| Are you saying that you resemble Kweli? Not that it makes this funnier |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 110
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| I'VE NEVER LAUGHED AT REPLIES IN A POST SO HARD UNTIL |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 35
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| IF THIS DON'T GET ARCHIVED...THE INTERNET SHOULD BE |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 37
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| Basically. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 154
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| dog. you know how ni##a be sayin' they crying and whatnot... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 78
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| yo, muhfucka, I'm CRY. ING. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 83
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| fam, i literally had to call people and tell'em to log on and read |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 217
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| I'm >that< close to following suit |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 221
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| with a deadly pepper? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 42
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| lol |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 61
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| OMG!!! LMAO..... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 76
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| Wait, is there a backstory to this? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 82
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| naw man |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 88
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| <COP PLEAS> Dang, I knew that..lol |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 98
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| . |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 94
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| <<<NOW I got a headache!!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 90
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| you so damn ignant, hahahaha |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 129
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| Damn b. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 173
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| (Screams out loud in laughter) |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 189
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| thats what i was here for |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 197
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| You got assaulted at your place of employment by an employee? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 44
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| Seth Rogan punked him and he's crying about it. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 48
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| this is some snack cake shit. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 46
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| Awww... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 158
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| Qwanell? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 47
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| omg. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 112
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| *goes up top on this post* |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 49
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| you approached one...why? and don't be a bitch and take a weapon |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 51
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| hardly seems like a bitch to me. in fact that seems the most |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 52
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| that's a bitch move. he siad he approached the dude & got slammed |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 57
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| is this on Camera? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 53
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| assault back next question |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 54
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| On a side note.. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 56
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| right? in the food court? dude wasn't minding his surroundings |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 58
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| Yeah that dude |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 68
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| Don't take a weapon, sue the bastards |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 59
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| here comes the law office of k_orr, k_orr & k_orr tryin to get paid |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 64
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| sue for what? he said he approached the security guard |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 66
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| security guard is an agent of a company |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 69
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| get that negotiated walkin' away money son! contingency fee? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 70
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| maybe he approached him to ask him to stop? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 99
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| bricked it |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 101
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| u post like a whitegirl |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 67
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| \o/ |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 71
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| Reenactment. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 72
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| :-) |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 75
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| LMFBAO |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 77
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| more like this: LINK http://splicd.com/i2JSuULW8Xg/341/370 |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 81
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| lol |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 252
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| Katz is kiLLin it in here....LOL |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 103
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| when i started reading this post i immediately thought of this: |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 122
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| i love you j. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 145
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| are you TRYING to get niggas fired? Put a NS4W label on that. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 169
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| RE: Reenactment. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 265
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| don't go to the mall for lunch or your day will get really shitty. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 84
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| ^^Underrated response! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 174
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| nice. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 200
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| haha. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 241
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| I'da rather gotten stole on... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 85
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| this ain't middle school u can't come back lookin all late and shit... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 86
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| RE: this ain't middle school u can't come back lookin all late and shit.... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 89
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| lmao I would walk back in that bitch looking like a MUMMY!!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 102
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| lolol |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 127
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| Aww stop it PLEASE. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 177
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| ^^^ best advice in this post ^^^ |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 114
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| dude walked by the security desk for lunch & got laffed @ |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 93
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| guard smiling at him real wide. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 100
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| dude walking away.... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 105
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| this has GOT to be a white boy.... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 96
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| FOH |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 124
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| holy shit i cant remember the last time i seent a nigga get slammed |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 106
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| thats what im screaming! why dont this shit happen to me? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 109
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| came back to the post and it is still FUNNY! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 107
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| this nigga got Blarted |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 108
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| archive |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 113
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| dude came online after getting slammed to ask for advice |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 116
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| *Dead @ the visual of this happening* |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 119
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| Sitting down BACK SCREAMING thinking... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 181
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| he gon' cry in the car... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 121
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| Are you Cashmoney? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 117
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| i can't even LOL as much as i want to in here. it would be too much |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 118
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| Was it like this? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 123
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| That's it. I'm outta here! (c) Homer Simpson |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 128
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| Damn He Blue Thunder Bombed That Dude. |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 275
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| how the shit went down: |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 125
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| CAN. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 130
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| NOT. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 132
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| BREEVE. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 133
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| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 134
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| lol @ "Mr. Painmode" |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 135
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| Sad, sad day. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 184
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| Mr. Painmode LMAO!!! |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 276
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| *dead* |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 137
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| DWL @ just the first TWO lines alone. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 183
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| ^^^THIS IS WHERE I LOST IT^^^ |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 224
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| I can't stop laughing. Cause the office gonna be quite as shit when he |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 131
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| did u just leave ur change on the floor? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 136
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| where was dunn's briefcase when flipping commenced? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 138
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| LOL!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 139
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| ni##a back STILL hurtin' and sh*t...he typin'. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 144
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| lol. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 150
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| COME ON!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 148
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| *in tears* |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 226
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| this nigga can't walk by the security desk no more. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 141
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| security going to sell this dude to the maintenence guy |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 228
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| http://splicd.com/Gz4Zd67HmC4/37/40 |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 142
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| http://splicd.com/Gz4Zd67HmC4/69/75 |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 146
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| Lol @ talking bout never letting beef die, but got slammed...at work...f... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 143
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| http://janeheller.mlblogs.com/FULL_BODY_CAST.jpg |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 147
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| hahahahahha.... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 171
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| wow. naija came out of hiding. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 256
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| and wtf kinda grown man says he was assaulted anyways???? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 155
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| 2nd time on okp this month, a guy has been ASSAULTED! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 159
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| word? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 163
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| RIght!!!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 193
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| The kind of nigga that get slammed at work and then posts about it. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 160
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| good point |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 165
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| http://splicd.com/KQ25C-A0Hes/27/29 |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 156
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| Basically. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 186
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| http://www.motivationalposter.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/2606232064_1... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 157
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| oh jeeeezus... my belly hurts & my eyes are red from the tears n/m |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 162
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| u wipe off the dust stains in the elevator, at ur desk or in the can? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 164
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| dude sitting @ the desk singing the theme song from annie |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 166
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| the fighting movie banner is not helping my inability to not laff nm |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 167
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| ni##a, you got me CACKLING at this sh*t. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 170
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| Karma just took a whole lot of your names down.... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 175
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| the day anybody can scoop slam me |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 178
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| ^ real sh*t. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 185
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| shut up old man. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 190
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| that's besides the point... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 188
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| u postin real slammable right now |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 182
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| *spits drink out* |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 187
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| LOL |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 271
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| WTF premeditated this bodly slamming? seriously |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 180
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| whatever you do, STAY AWAY from walmart. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 191
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| LMAO they should've archived that post... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 194
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| Cave Dweller posted this listening to DOOM's Absolutely. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 192
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| I'm glad I'm the only one in my office this morning because if anyone... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 196
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| Nigga you got your back slampt out ..talking about assault |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 201
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| Maybe you should pray on it. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 202
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| hahahaha...serbs yew rite bwoy |
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Apr 20th 2009 |
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| heh! how timely! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 205
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| !!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 215
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| ^^^ A+ alias usage, would LOL again |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 220
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| lmao!!! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 223
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| OH LAWD!!!! i'ma freakin' pee myself LMAO |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 251
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| http://tinyurl.com/c2bc3l |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 204
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| u just made me choke on this cracker. i h8 u. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 207
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| heh thare yew go lil laydee |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 211
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| LMAO i got tears rolling down side of my face |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 229
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| omg at this post. i am at my desk crying like somebody died. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 208
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| First..dont ever post something that serious in OKP, because |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 210
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| real answers tend to go ignored alot. |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 269
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| to the tune of just a friend: |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 212
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| i just realized this happened before 9am on monday |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 218
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| Classic stuff posted here |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 213
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| Dude, were you wearing a suit when this happened? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 216
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| april fools! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 219
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| well, this went on a tangent. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 222
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| Is it too late for my Paul Blart joke? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 225
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| LET THE BOYS BE BOYS! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 230
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| ARCHIVE |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 231
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| ^ saw Marlo son the security guard, thought he could do the same |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 232
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 234
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| the original poster done went and shot someone at this point. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 233
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| ya know. the nurturer in me is concerned about his spirit now. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 235
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| me too. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 237
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| Me three, cause folks went in (deep, deep undercover) on him. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 240
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| lol. me four. dude came lookin for support, negros went comical. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 261
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| why? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 244
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| i didn't say it wasn't funny... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 248
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| I'm just wondering how long the waiting period for firearms is. n/m |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 245
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| I thought of that too. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 253
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| great job, all. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 236
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| Sounds like Top Flight took flight on that ass |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 238
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| OF THE WORLD CRAIG! |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 277
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| how can he slam? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 239
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| the fact this was posted on 4/20 when half the niggas on here high |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 242
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| TRUE STORY. I'M CRYIN YO. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 247
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| i now present...the movie. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 243
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| I swear young h if I find out this is you i'm THEW! |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 246
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| omg i might die |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 255
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| id almost put money on it that it was... |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 268
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| *hollers* nm |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 279
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| i bet that nigga was half retarded too |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 249
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| ayo...but what should that nigga do? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 250
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| do like my nephew and go LIMP as fuck |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 257
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| AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA... |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 273
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| This here^^^ is a classic OPK burial...even I had to laugh at times |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 254
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| you got battered. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 258
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| wow i guess he was tired of all this lil cats runnin in and jerkin in hi... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 259
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| Yo!! Ignore alll these fuckers .... Here (link) |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 260
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| this was great |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 262
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| maybe it's a guy thing but, why doesn't anyone seem to be taking this se... |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 263
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| huh? |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 267
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| aw cuzz. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 264
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| wow. |
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Apr 20th 2009 | 266
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| the high tech board would like to recommend you pick up some of these: |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 270
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| LOL. |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 274
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| Straight up comedy |
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Apr 21st 2009 | 272
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| Go Limp or Else! |
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