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"Characters at the gym, I wonder if I'm one...."


  

          

There's all types of folks at the gym, but I have a few that make me laugh on the inside every time I see them... Okay, there's a couple Dominican cats that refuse to use a locker/ the locker room. There's no history of locker break ins or anything like that there either. What they do is walk around the gym for 2 hours with their duffle bags on their shoulders as they walk/ move from machine to machine. I subconsciously call them the "Duffle Bag Boys"....

I've actually seen a couple people trip over their bags in several cases where those folks were on a machine close to the machine the Duffle Bag Boys are working on. Like, they've gotten up from doing a set and move either left or right and "Bam"... trips right over a 2.5 foot long Nike duffle bag that's on the floor right next to the bench. Put that shit in a locker fam... permisso....?

I know y'all know a couple...




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didnt you get laid off?
Mar 26th 2009
1
nah, not yet...
Mar 26th 2009
2
Its not about the theft and I kind of don't blame them
Mar 26th 2009
3
Lol, motherfuckers are like that at Bally's... thank god it ain't like
Mar 26th 2009
4
the women at my gym walk around naked
Mar 26th 2009
25
      90% of the women at my gym I wouldnt mind seeing naked
Mar 26th 2009
158
The "old school Q dog Mid life Crisis Boyz"
Mar 26th 2009
5
LMAO, we got some of those at Richie's too...
Mar 26th 2009
7
THIS IS WHY
Mar 26th 2009
18
I can't get over "Old School Q Dogs" that shit is hilarious...
Mar 26th 2009
24
as an old person
Mar 26th 2009
70
lol they be the ones screaming extra loud....
Mar 26th 2009
32
you mean the ones wearing short shorts?
Mar 26th 2009
68
the dudes that walk around the gym drinking a keg of water
Mar 26th 2009
6
I remember guys in HS would walk around campus with those
Mar 26th 2009
8
dudes be having the 5 gallon hickley spring water cooler bottles
Mar 26th 2009
10
      It kills me when you see em filling that sonbitch back up
Mar 26th 2009
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           in FRONT of you at the fountain , taking ALL the cold water & time
Mar 26th 2009
35
           LOL @ the "yeah it's that serious look"
Mar 26th 2009
54
Lol, comes through with his or her own gallon. I'm cheap, I drink
Mar 26th 2009
20
i don't drink water while i'm doing yoga
Mar 26th 2009
145
what about these...
Mar 26th 2009
126
I cant front...I keep the 1 gallon "Deer Park" jug
Mar 26th 2009
143
After seeing enough cats treat the water fountain like it is a wash
Mar 26th 2009
153
RE: the dudes that walk around the gym drinking a keg of water
Mar 26th 2009
221
Ruff Ryder's Fitness DVD Rejects...
Mar 26th 2009
9
LOL Bartendaz etc.
Mar 26th 2009
21
      lol
Mar 26th 2009
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I just put the headphones in and do my thing
Mar 26th 2009
11
You are "Headphones Malone" to them, lol
Mar 26th 2009
16
This is me
Mar 26th 2009
98
yeah right homie... we all know you are "Look in the mirror Joe"
Mar 26th 2009
181
      i laughed.
Mar 26th 2009
209
RE: I just put the headphones in and do my thing
Mar 26th 2009
223
negros that load ALL the weights, then go get some bricks, and
Mar 26th 2009
12
I hate folks that leave their machine for hella long
Mar 26th 2009
13
LOL!!!!!! at the youtube
Mar 26th 2009
65
      IN...DEEED!
Mar 26th 2009
104
The Greasy sweaty guy who doesnt wipe up
Mar 26th 2009
14
I got a million fam - characters in the BK:
Mar 26th 2009
15
The watcher
Mar 26th 2009
17
Always Ready Freddy..
Mar 26th 2009
19
^^^^ this is me right there
Mar 26th 2009
23
TOO Friendly weirdo
Mar 26th 2009
26
The Know it all
Mar 26th 2009
27
lmao, that's exactly why I stopped using the machines
Mar 26th 2009
51
hahahaaa....i hate that mofo
Mar 26th 2009
How about Valor Sweat Suit Valerie....
Mar 26th 2009
28
where do i start
Mar 26th 2009
29
why i go to the gym at odd hours
Mar 26th 2009
30
Hiya Pal Guy
Mar 26th 2009
31
I go to a woman's gym now but
Mar 26th 2009
33
The Whistler
Mar 26th 2009
34
the gospel singer. has a weight belt that says:
Mar 26th 2009
40
      *bursts into tears*
Mar 26th 2009
137
the weight dropper and leaver therer to get more weight
Mar 26th 2009
36
RE: the weight dropper
Mar 26th 2009
111
This is also me
Mar 26th 2009
210
the music star, he's ACTIVELY acting out songs on his ipod
Mar 26th 2009
37
add in full on lip syncing and I am that guy (when I actually go)
Mar 26th 2009
56
:(..that's me..the end of Love Lockdown always gets me.
Mar 26th 2009
66
LOL!!!! That's kind of me from time to time.....
Mar 26th 2009
73
do it! i do. don't let jazzy jeff be gettin busy i'm working the
Mar 26th 2009
81
am i that girl if i'm lip synching to britney?
Mar 26th 2009
80
yep. don't let a talib kweli song come one, cause u KNOW
Mar 26th 2009
93
I'm guilty of this when I get on the bike sometimes
Mar 26th 2009
85
there is a girl who wears a full face of makeup
Mar 26th 2009
38
YES there is always one of these, lol
Mar 26th 2009
46
      its like why waste your money on the gym if you
Mar 26th 2009
48
           I can't imagine having on makeup. My face is always soaked
Mar 26th 2009
50
The ambiguosly gay duo
Mar 26th 2009
39
the sage veteran lifter
Mar 26th 2009
41
woman who talks loud as hell
Mar 26th 2009
42
the Marathon White Girl
Mar 26th 2009
43
good one
Mar 26th 2009
47
YES, that too. I'm terrified of the treadmill
Mar 26th 2009
49
that chick is freaking amazing.
Mar 26th 2009
52
she don't even be looking out of breath
Mar 26th 2009
55
the same stride man...same stride...they are freaks of nature
Mar 26th 2009
58
hellyeah dog HOURS
Mar 26th 2009
64
dang, there are a lot of those at my gym
Mar 26th 2009
77
I love and hate that chick at the same time
Mar 26th 2009
105
yes!
Mar 26th 2009
116
But that is all she does...And she usually looks like she needs
Mar 26th 2009
147
      RE: But that is all she does...And she usually looks like she needs
Mar 26th 2009
195
           ^^^^^^^^^
Mar 26th 2009
211
           hi hater
Apr 01st 2009
233
I only take the dance fitness classes at the gym, but
Mar 26th 2009
44
The men that frequent my gym, but do NOTHING..they
Mar 26th 2009
45
I wonder if I'm one too... I think I might be that girl in the locker r...
Mar 26th 2009
53
the "i live at the gym" angry asian lady
Mar 26th 2009
57
lol she at my gym too.
Mar 26th 2009
62
she really doesn't. i'm not gonna lie, she scares me.
Mar 26th 2009
72
yes! always up on me like 'are you finished?' 'i'm next'
Mar 26th 2009
114
and why doesnt her body change?
Mar 26th 2009
124
the "i think this piece of machinery is a bench" girls
Mar 26th 2009
59
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This user is so fucking dope, great responses
Mar 26th 2009
79
i go to a different gym now, but i used to hate this guy.
Mar 26th 2009
60
the "i'm on the tredmill so i could read a book on it" ladies
Mar 26th 2009
61
jail friends - always reminiscing about the penn/rikers
Mar 26th 2009
63
we have an adorable young (early 30s) Italian married couple
Mar 26th 2009
67
the cell phone dude
Mar 26th 2009
69
Geez
Mar 26th 2009
71
The New Toy Roy.....this is me
Mar 26th 2009
74
the middle aged twin women who inadvertently bug the FUCK out of me
Mar 26th 2009
75
a few ones not mentioned:
Mar 26th 2009
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i'm the starer...i have no problem lookin' at the spandex asses
Mar 26th 2009
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*pulls up shorts scottie pippen defense style*
Mar 26th 2009
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      *ready's himself or the fast break *
Mar 26th 2009
96
           *steps up....jumps!*
Mar 26th 2009
97
                *breaks up the pass and steals the ball* BUZZER!
Mar 26th 2009
100
the dude that screams/shouts when he's lifting weights
Mar 26th 2009
83
The Tight Granny
Mar 26th 2009
84
^^^
Mar 26th 2009
90
yep! she's also a little butch
Mar 26th 2009
92
there's this one trainer lady at my gym that has to be in her 60s....
Mar 26th 2009
101
there was a lady like this at my old gym. Had to be early 50's
Mar 26th 2009
123
lmao
Mar 26th 2009
157
The Stick Man
Mar 26th 2009
86
the stick mannnnnnn!!! (c) magic johnson
Mar 26th 2009
88
Motherfucker does yoga and lunges on a mat right near the entrance
Mar 26th 2009
91
YOOGGGAAAHH LAMMMEEE
Mar 26th 2009
108
you see his ass comin in yoga or pilates and wants to be right next to t...
Mar 26th 2009
112
this post is GREAT lol... archive worthy cause I'm cracking up
Mar 26th 2009
87
Lol, this stuff bothers me sometimes.. and seeing it everyday.....?
Mar 26th 2009
128
the dental floss wearer. these women wear dental floss to work out in
Mar 26th 2009
89
the 'two reps is enough' girl*
Mar 26th 2009
94
Shes related to the watcher
Mar 26th 2009
99
the none countin muhfucka. aka the guy that racks the
Mar 26th 2009
95
you ocd bastid
Mar 26th 2009
115
I hate that motherfucker too..
Mar 26th 2009
125
RE: the none countin muhfucka. aka the guy that racks the
Mar 26th 2009
213
the "mean old hating ass woman"
Mar 26th 2009
102
the middle aged white guy with a mullet and mc hammer pants
Mar 26th 2009
103
The Bout It Black Chick
Mar 26th 2009
106
yup! i respect her from afar. her weave is also on point.
Mar 26th 2009
133
the woman with the absolutely retarded ass
Mar 26th 2009
107
Aka, the insecure dude
Mar 26th 2009
215
The strong man
Mar 26th 2009
109
oh yes the weight dropper
Mar 26th 2009
117
      the cats are all about dropping weight though..
Mar 26th 2009
122
the martial artist....nuff said
Mar 26th 2009
110
big hefty fat woman going mad slow
Mar 26th 2009
113
Ha!
Mar 26th 2009
119
HHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mar 27th 2009
230
the loud-for-no-reason guy.
Mar 26th 2009
118
Tight shirt Thomas....
Mar 26th 2009
120
The flabby old white man who walks around in the da shower
Mar 26th 2009
121
The "My extra T-Shirt will prevent me from getting any germs" guy
Mar 26th 2009
127
or move it from station to station..
Mar 26th 2009
129
There you go...
Mar 26th 2009
131
i have a small spray bottle with me. after that super virus shit
Mar 26th 2009
144
How about "Dress Shoes Francois"...?
Mar 26th 2009
130
the "i don't wipe my cardio machine eventho i sweat profusely" girl
Mar 26th 2009
132
Oh, and Hip Hop Harold...
Mar 26th 2009
134
the 'look at me' guys
Mar 26th 2009
135
Look At My Titts Tambien...
Mar 26th 2009
136
and 'look at my ass' ashley
Mar 26th 2009
139
not to mention the shorts say some shit
Mar 26th 2009
151
Then her 'workout partners' aka the mofos trying to fuck, always
Mar 26th 2009
149
both ya'll cats is married
Mar 26th 2009
175
      I can dig that. lol But I felt that way even when I wasn't..
Mar 26th 2009
203
mmm yeah
Mar 26th 2009
198
The Farter
Mar 26th 2009
138
^^^that's me when i take protein shake RIGHT before the gym
Mar 26th 2009
140
      iv been know to break into spottieottiedopaclicious on the treadmill
Mar 26th 2009
148
           lol
Mar 26th 2009
150
I always come super late and I workout in the back w/ my scarf
Mar 26th 2009
141
"Get like me guy"
Mar 26th 2009
142
that's called exercise envy
Mar 26th 2009
146
and let's not forget the 'boost my ego' bodybuilders
Mar 26th 2009
152
damn
Mar 26th 2009
167
I Don't Wanna Get Dressed Ivan.
Mar 26th 2009
154
Look In The Mirror Larry.
Mar 26th 2009
155
Or check my triceps every tuesday Todd...
Mar 26th 2009
156
norm...
Mar 26th 2009
159
sanjeev...
Mar 26th 2009
160
dwight...
Mar 26th 2009
161
albert...
Mar 26th 2009
162
^^^^^^^^ ALBERT IS THE ILLEST... Great response man....
Mar 26th 2009
170
oh snap, I was still typing and left the computer...
Mar 26th 2009
172
      They obviously are...
Mar 26th 2009
173
stacy....
Mar 26th 2009
163
Nick the Notebook & Scott the Schedule Keeper...
Mar 26th 2009
164
Wow, this was awesome...
Mar 26th 2009
168
LMAO
Mar 26th 2009
180
yall are killing it yo! lmao
Mar 26th 2009
188
HILARIOUS
Mar 26th 2009
192
i was Nick at my gym.
Mar 26th 2009
219
Cell Phone Chris and Bluetooth Barry
Mar 26th 2009
165
Weight belt Wilson
Mar 26th 2009
166
I have a WBW at my gym too, holy shit. he wears rea swoosh pants
Mar 26th 2009
169
I litterally cried laughing at this yo
Mar 26th 2009
179
almost forgot about "Under Armour Allen"
Mar 26th 2009
171
The Group Home Dorm Supervisor and his Posse of Misfits
Mar 26th 2009
174
i'm crying
Mar 26th 2009
176
What in the world?
Mar 26th 2009
177
Protein Shake Peter...
Mar 26th 2009
178
Waterlogged Walter
Mar 26th 2009
182
lol
Mar 26th 2009
225
Yoga Mom Sally
Mar 26th 2009
183
LOL! I dumbed out on "cloth whole foods bag"
Mar 26th 2009
185
lol and she is always giving nutritional advice
Mar 26th 2009
226
Some of the character names sound like Garbage Pail Kids names.
Mar 26th 2009
184
Too Much Cologne Hector
Mar 26th 2009
186
Football Fred
Mar 26th 2009
187
Works out in Work uniform Wallace
Mar 26th 2009
189
hahaaa.....awww man...i seented niccas in they scrubs workin out
Mar 26th 2009
193
the UPS guy comes into gold's in his uniform
Mar 26th 2009
200
Mr. Excuses
Mar 26th 2009
190
Too Much TV Ted
Mar 26th 2009
191
and who can forget 'jersey boy joey'
Mar 26th 2009
194
lol i am gonna be at the gym today looking at people extra hard
Mar 26th 2009
196
too short stan
Mar 26th 2009
197
lol...i see this guy daily.
Mar 26th 2009
199
bad form frank
Mar 26th 2009
201
big belly barry
Mar 26th 2009
202
the old man who thinks he's cool that be hollering at every
Mar 26th 2009
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the person that reads while excercising
Mar 26th 2009
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^^^that's me
Mar 26th 2009
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Lunchbreak Larry.
Mar 26th 2009
206
The muthafuckas that get extra funky BEFORE they come to the gym
Mar 26th 2009
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The Old World War II Tat Wearing Jack LaLane Doppleganger Dude
Mar 26th 2009
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damn funny
Mar 26th 2009
227
The Screamer...
Mar 26th 2009
214
The Official Guy
Mar 26th 2009
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I see this dude ALL THE TIME
Mar 26th 2009
224
Let Me Try Larry
Mar 26th 2009
218
wrapped up reggie
Mar 26th 2009
220
the guy whos been doing cardio for a year
Mar 26th 2009
the guy whos been doing cardio for a year
Mar 26th 2009
222
funky ass fred or frieda
Mar 26th 2009
228
I went to Bally's a couple times and saw Hanz n' Franz...
Mar 27th 2009
229
How did I forget "Always At The Front Desk Anderson?"
Apr 01st 2009
231
i got another one....The Loud Showerer
Apr 01st 2009
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lmao this post makes me wanna go to the gym.
Apr 01st 2009
234
skip no homo you look great man
Apr 01st 2009
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No homo back to you fam, but I blushed... thanks
Apr 01st 2009
236

Janus
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1. "didnt you get laid off?"
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SkipGotSkills
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2. "nah, not yet..."
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Best website on the internet: www.januswilde.com

  

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radin
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Thu Mar-26-09 09:41 AM

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3. "Its not about the theft and I kind of don't blame them"
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Why is it that men find the need to walk around the locker room naked with no towel all the time. No man wants to see that shit and if they did.......

Women enjoy looking at other women's bodies but they still don't walk around naked all the time.

  

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SkipGotSkills
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4. "Lol, motherfuckers are like that at Bally's... thank god it ain't like"
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that at my gym. That's what originally turned me off from the gym... motherfuckers wanna talk to you about your form while butt ass naked. Nah, my gym has a "locker room" and "showers" not the combo jawn... Nobody at Richie's washes their asses after working out. Fuck that, go home with the dirty dick......


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ceebop
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25. "the women at my gym walk around naked"
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and most of them i do not enjoy looking at.

  

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radin
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158. "90% of the women at my gym I wouldnt mind seeing naked"
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JAESCOTT777
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5. "The "old school Q dog Mid life Crisis Boyz""
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usually about 5-6 of them all posturing and chewing gum very hard.

Usually like mid 40's to early 50's cats

all single

of the 6 3 of them have s curls,2 are bald,one has locks

smallest one is 250

rocks extra wrikled purple freeknik ninety..(unreadable) tee with WE BOUT IT on back

talk very loud and laugh very loud seemily intentional

takes @ least 40 minutes to finish with a machine/bench

tries to holla at every girl that walks in

  

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SkipGotSkills
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7. "LMAO, we got some of those at Richie's too..."
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MsBliss
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18. "THIS IS WHY"
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i hate my gym.
cuz of *these* muthafuckas right here!

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SkipGotSkills
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24. "I can't get over "Old School Q Dogs" that shit is hilarious..."
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70. "as an old person"
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I want to point out that in contrast to me, you look great, so you should be happy that I'm there

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ceebop
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32. "lol they be the ones screaming extra loud...."
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after reps on the bench press too. they give out that "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and you hear clear across the other side of the room.

i can't stand these guys. they get on my dad's nerves too, he always complaining about them.

  

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janey
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68. "you mean the ones wearing short shorts?"
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the ones who haven't bought any new workout clothes since the 80s?

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6. "the dudes that walk around the gym drinking a keg of water"
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today's okp i'm going to fuck with if they search for their name: NewBorn NewBorn202

  

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8. "I remember guys in HS would walk around campus with those"
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10. "dudes be having the 5 gallon hickley spring water cooler bottles"
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needing 2 hands to take a drink

today's okp i'm going to fuck with if they search for their name: NewBorn NewBorn202

  

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stankpalmer
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22. "It kills me when you see em filling that sonbitch back up"
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while giving you a "Yeah, it's that serious" look

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so...if you're into DJing or nightlife...
or DJing AND nightlife...
peep Opening Set Podcast
https://soundcloud.com/openingset

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35. "in FRONT of you at the fountain , taking ALL the cold water & time"
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54. "LOL @ the "yeah it's that serious look""
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20. "Lol, comes through with his or her own gallon. I'm cheap, I drink"
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from the fountain....


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brownskinbaby
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145. "i don't drink water while i'm doing yoga"
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or working out period. i will drink when i'm done though. it's said that it cools the internal fire.

  

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126. "what about these..."
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http://shop.getyourbubbakeg.com/items/item.aspx?itemid=1272524&source=googlebase

i carry it or have it at the desk

______________________________________

Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
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143. "I cant front...I keep the 1 gallon "Deer Park" jug"
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...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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carolinaware
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153. "After seeing enough cats treat the water fountain like it is a wash"
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sink, so do I.

No shame here. That's me.


(Sneezes) Sorry, I am allergic to bullsh#t.

You sound like you want me to change your mind. I ain't here for all of that. I'll give you my side and discuss things but that is it.

  

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Alan_PoEpery_fresh
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221. "RE: the dudes that walk around the gym drinking a keg of water"
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lol im guilty of that.... the water part

  

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9. "Ruff Ryder's Fitness DVD Rejects..."
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The cats that rock jeans and timberlands while working out, not to mention the all too famous doo-rag. They specialize in pull-ups of all sorts...

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T Reynolds
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21. "LOL Bartendaz etc."
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217. "lol"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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11. "I just put the headphones in and do my thing"
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and I swear people look at me like I'm an asshole...

I truly am not a fan of everyone at the gym becoming bff's and hate how people expect you to become their buddy up in there

http://sayitwitme.blogspot.com/
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16. "You are "Headphones Malone" to them, lol"
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Me, I think I'm "Multi Colored Sweatpants Matthew". I'm that motherfucker with 12 different colored sweatpants. It'll take me 2 weeks before I wear the same shit again...


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98. "This is me"
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_____________________________
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181. "yeah right homie... we all know you are "Look in the mirror Joe""
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:)

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209. "i laughed."
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223. "RE: I just put the headphones in and do my thing"
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REAL FUCKING TALK.... they fill the need to automatically talk to you while your doing a rep like.. if you can talk and exercise thats a problem.

  

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12. "negros that load ALL the weights, then go get some bricks, and"
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boulders and cinder blocks, to add on, then get three guys to sit on TOP of that to workout with

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13. "I hate folks that leave their machine for hella long"
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So you swoop on their machine cause you think they're gone already, turns out they were just chopping it up with someone. So when they come back they're give you a "Oh it's all good" followed by a disappointed sigh. It's like, yo I'm not even tripping if you want to "work in", just don't leave yr machine next time.

Oh and this guy,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYBe8ur4uJU

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so...if you're into DJing or nightlife...
or DJing AND nightlife...
peep Opening Set Podcast
https://soundcloud.com/openingset

also remixes: http://jonreyes.bandcamp.com

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65. "LOL!!!!!! at the youtube"
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104. "IN...DEEED!"
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------
so...if you're into DJing or nightlife...
or DJing AND nightlife...
peep Opening Set Podcast
https://soundcloud.com/openingset

also remixes: http://jonreyes.bandcamp.com

@stankpalmer

  

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iKilan
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14. "The Greasy sweaty guy who doesnt wipe up"
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T Reynolds
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15. "I got a million fam - characters in the BK:"
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Joe - old dude who is in love with a stripper, talks about spending all his dough on her at Pumps strip club in Brooklyn, 22 year old Brazilian chick, he thinks she'll fall in love with him. Always trying to 'train' young ladies that come in there

Toro - old head Spanish dude who is like the Fonz. Yells people's nicknames out when they come in. Tells mad stories about old days. Has the OG VIP Big time locker for his many years of paying dues at the Parks Dept. and coaching Little League and football. Always talking about getting pussy

Maury - young Spanish dude everybody gets along with, he gets along with the 25+ heads and is the bridge to the younger heads. Good with the ladies, getting his weight up

New cat - short and brolic Spanish dude. Wants to throw up mad weight without a spot, but his bench reps are mad short, like not nearly all the way down. I spot this dude cause he's on my level and up with the weights.

Pepper - former boxer who works at the spot. At first you can't understand what the fuck he's saying cause he got punched way too many times, but after a few months you pick it up. Brags about whoopin the Pacquiao's trainer's ass back in the day, and also winning bouts overseas. From Crown Heights used to box at the big gym on Marcus Garvey with the sign "Bed Stuy we do we don't die"

Polish dude - This dude is such a fucking stoner. Only been in the States for a few years but he gets it in every day since he was in the mother land. Spars and shows combos to another cat GC

GC - plays like 9 instruments and raps and is pretty brolic

Big Bear no homo - Big ass brolic ass Spanish dude you'll only see him come in like once in a blue moon and he will still rep three plates on each side like nothing

The Twins - Chino and some other dude, it's like an old school Spanish bromance, they been coming in to the gym every day together for years, they're old school homies until one retired work and comes in during the day time instead. Always talking shit

The kickboxer - Spanish dude who is nice as hell with the jump rope, always talks about macking any female who comes in there.

The arab - Hates pepper with a passion and has to consistently get sonned to shut his fucking loud troublesome mouth

EDIT: Samson and Delilah - BROLIC Spanish dude with pony tail who comes in with his Black girlfriend who has AZZ 4 DAYZ. This fool consistently sons the whole weightroom with gigantic amounts of weight and yells while doing it. He fucked himself up doing that shit and now Delilah comes in by herself.

The Cops - Eyebrow plucking ass, bodybuilding ass, short stop ass, cop ass cop, and intense on the weights ass, flexing in the mirror ass, tapered sideburns having ass, cop ass cop


I could go on for days there's probably like 10 more I just don't remember.

  

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iKilan
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17. "The watcher"
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he wears a T-shirt with some goofy print, and track pants. He is always posted up on a machine. he may do 2-3 reps, then spend the rest of the time watching someone else work out, before he moves to the next station.

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19. "Always Ready Freddy.."
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The cat that sees you beginning at a machine and as soon as you sit down yells out "Yo, how many more sets you got?" Nigga, I just started... I don't know, maybe 3...?


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23. "^^^^ this is me right there"
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motherfuckers always on my shit!

related to: Work In Willie

"Hey fellas, mind if I work in with yall?"

  

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26. "TOO Friendly weirdo"
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the guy who speaks on a "hi/Bye" basis, and you think is cool--at first-- then all of a sudden he wants to follow you around the gym and workout "with you". Even if its unspoken. and his favorite line is " Hey man, I'll see you tomorrow!"

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27. "The Know it all"
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the guy who doesnt KNOW YOU from Adam, but wants to give you, and everybody else a lesson or dissertation on how youre supposed to do your workout. then wants to show you how to do it, but you NEVER see him actually working out on his own routine.

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51. "lmao, that's exactly why I stopped using the machines"
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I ran into a dude like this that was always there and in my face
"see you need to set it up to level 9, that way blah blah blah blah blah"

I'm like Do I know you? wtf?

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"hahahaaa....i hate that mofo"


  

          

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Coolin...

  

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SkipGotSkills
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28. "How about Valor Sweat Suit Valerie...."
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She doesn't really come to the gym to work out, she just wants people to notice how many matching valor sweat suits she has. Damn, I can't even imagine how my nut sack would smell after working out or 2 hours in a valor sweat suit... She does have a nice ass though, I don't mind Valerie at all...


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29. "where do i start"
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*dude that sings out loud (he can not sing)

*40 year old guy who is going thru a mid life crisis trying to holla @ all the women who work out down there. he tries so hard...i almost feel bad for him

*the older woman who runs the gym is a HATER...she interupts conversations between men and women all the time and will stop what she is doing ie: teaching a class to interupt said conversations

*big guy hater...moves in on other converations

*white girl who walks around the gym barefoot...yuck

i wonder what people think of me, lol

  

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30. "why i go to the gym at odd hours"
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to avoid characters ... i'm the type to just lower my gaze, do my thing, and get the hell out, no time for chit chat

but still ill run into

- the talker who is out of shape, but wants to give me pointers on working out or if they're semi self-aware, talk about how healthy they USED to be

- the guy that shaves in the changeroom (is this normal? because i find it disgusting and refuse to use the sink after him)

- dudes that hi5 each other during sets and openly compare their abs and other body parts with one other

- the creepy watchers

  

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31. "Hiya Pal Guy"
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he wants to talk. doesnt matter what abt. doesnt matter what youre doing or he's doing. he's here to chit chat

abt music, sports, work...whatever

im the morose weight lifting guy...i came here to bang my mastodon cd & get brolic & curse ppl out under my breath...i dont have time to discuss chris brown & rihanna w/ your 45 yr old ass


it is what it is

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33. "I go to a woman's gym now but"
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there's this tiny 110 pound, 5 foot Asian women who always tries to show everyone up at Yoga. I still like her though. She's hilarious.

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34. "The Whistler"
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Otherwise normal dude who whistles along to ALL the damn songs on the radio

  

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40. "the gospel singer. has a weight belt that says:"
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"john 3:16" or "God's Power"

sings the slow Gospel songs loudly from his iPod.

i remember the evander tyson fight, they showed them in the locker rooms warming up. evander was in there having Church.

evander: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....OH LAWWWWD, NEVER LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE, I CAN DO ALLLLTHANNNNGS


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137. "*bursts into tears*"
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...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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36. "the weight dropper and leaver therer to get more weight"
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111. "RE: the weight dropper"
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as in
*BANG*
*DROP*





yes..we know they are heavy
but really shouldn't you show a bit of contr...*BANG*
nevermind
smh*
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210. "This is also me"
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_____________________________
"If you had any idea who I was, or what I've done in the past, you'd know that i'm not bluffing."
-Jack fukking Bauer


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37. "the music star, he's ACTIVELY acting out songs on his ipod"
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drumming, playign the base, DJ'ing, the rapper hand notions.

^^^thisisme(c) common


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56. "add in full on lip syncing and I am that guy (when I actually go)"
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like the ONLY way I can tolerate doing cardio is basically pretned that I'm not in public and have some music that I really feel.

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"Sometimes I comtemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common

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66. ":(..that's me..the end of Love Lockdown always gets me."
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73. "LOL!!!! That's kind of me from time to time....."
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if I'm feeling a song on the iPod, I'm riding the bike with no hands, drumming out ish.....

Now, I won't ever do it again. Thanks Sean.

  

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81. "do it! i do. don't let jazzy jeff be gettin busy i'm working the"
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air fader. and even pulling the record back

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80. "am i that girl if i'm lip synching to britney?"
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and bobbing my head?

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93. "yep. don't let a talib kweli song come one, cause u KNOW"
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that negro got some hand motions for your ass

today's okp i'm going to fuck with if they search for their name: NewBorn NewBorn202

  

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85. "I'm guilty of this when I get on the bike sometimes"
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38. "there is a girl who wears a full face of makeup"
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like she is going to the club. i mean she barely breaks a sweat on the treadmill by moving 1.0 miles per hour but still.

  

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46. "YES there is always one of these, lol"
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48. "its like why waste your money on the gym if you"
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there just to look cute.

  

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50. "I can't imagine having on makeup. My face is always soaked"
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by the time I leave

I wipe my face a zillion times

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39. "The ambiguosly gay duo"
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One will spot the other doing tricep exercises on the bench while straddling his face

Okay that's not ambiguous at all

  

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41. "the sage veteran lifter"
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friendly, but always coming over to tell you and show you proper form.

  

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42. "woman who talks loud as hell"
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on her cell phone in Arabic while walking on the treadmill

  

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43. "the Marathon White Girl"
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she is on the treadmill when u arrive
she is on the treadmill when u leave

and has kept the same stride the whole time


Amazes me

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47. "good one"
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49. "YES, that too. I'm terrified of the treadmill"
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I saw this marathon white chick bust her ass so bad on one that I just can't do it

I get nervous even walking on the thing
homegirl face was bouncing on and off the strip it was so bad
I just can't. It amazes me too

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52. "that chick is freaking amazing."
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shes in a full on sprint for 3 hrs, chilling watching all my children


it is what it is

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55. "she don't even be looking out of breath"
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58. "the same stride man...same stride...they are freaks of nature"
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64. "hellyeah dog HOURS"
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they usually have killer bodies too

  

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77. "dang, there are a lot of those at my gym"
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105. "I love and hate that chick at the same time"
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Like I wish I could be on her level but sadly I'm not....be on the treadmill gasping for life after mile #5. You swear you a soldier but your body is like FOH we can't breathe. And that chick is next to you just galloping past mile #20 like it ain't no thang.


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116. "yes!"
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oh she's scary
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147. "But that is all she does...And she usually looks like she needs"
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a meal or three.

  

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195. "RE: But that is all she does...And she usually looks like she needs"
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yeah i cant believe the people above are acting like its a positive thing. these chicks are usually anorexic and unhealthy as fuck. running for a long time at a moderate/slow pace does not equal being in good shape

  

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211. "^^^^^^^^^"
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233. "hi hater"
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44. "I only take the dance fitness classes at the gym, but"
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-the one early 40's white dude that insists on taking the hip hop and african dance classes.
Nobody likes to be next to him cause he's always always at least 3 counts behind on each move

-the hoodrat chick that always wears something too revealing. Always showing off her pouch like it's cute.
That shit be disturbing sometimes. Even I don't show my stomach and it's super flat.

-the early 30's white chick that tries too hard to outdance the black girl next to her.
There's about 4 of these in each class that be looking ridiculous

-the instructor with way too much energy.
Calm your Ricahrd Simmons ass down homie

-the muscles buff fools coming from the weight room that stand in the doorway and watch us workout.
That annoys me to no end. I hate being watched.

-the quitters... these mugs will stay for like 10 minutes of the class and see how hard it is and leave.
I hate them with a passion, CHALLENGE YOURSELF.

-the black woman over 50 who proclaims every 5 minutes she is having a hot flash and needs some water.
Keeps on saying "whew! lawd jesus" like she's in church

-the big girls that make obligatory comments about how they can dance just as good as these "skinny girls"

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45. "The men that frequent my gym, but do NOTHING..they"
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spend their time walking around talkin to all the women....loud....I just look at them shake my head and keep running...

a few f them tried to engage in convo with me...I turned my ipod up and kept runnin...

damn nigga go work out...aint that what the gym is for

Bad decisions make good stories.

If u cannot see love thru action, it is not love it is something else...

Where the REAL niggas at?

Me: I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

My Dad: Babygirl, there is no benefit in doubt.

AT THE END OF THE DAY....

  

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53. " I wonder if I'm one too... I think I might be that girl in the locker r..."
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that's a little too comfortable walking around naked or topless
like I'll have a conversation with somebody with it all hanging out
I just don't really care about nudity.

I noticed the other women in the steam room had on underwear.
That kind of defeats the purpose. Long as you got a towel who cares

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57. "the "i live at the gym" angry asian lady"
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she's ALWAYS pissed. looks so angry

it doesn't matter what day/time i go to the gym, she's there.

i have the day off and want to go at 1? yep. she's there.

i go in the evening? yeah...she's workin' on her back

i don't get it

why she so angry tho?

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62. "lol she at my gym too."
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this woman don't play. i try to stay out her way.

  

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72. "she really doesn't. i'm not gonna lie, she scares me."
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and she's tiny. like 5'1

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114. "yes! always up on me like 'are you finished?' 'i'm next'"
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NO
do i LOOK finished?!
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124. "and why doesnt her body change?"
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59. "the "i think this piece of machinery is a bench" girls"
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who think it's perfectly OK to sit on the leg press talking to ur girl.

i hate those bitches.

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79. "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This user is so fucking dope, great responses"
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60. "i go to a different gym now, but i used to hate this guy."
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dude is in his 30's...fucking giant, but short and fat so he has no shape. he's like a weightlifting grimace.

any exercise he does, he does in sets of 2 reps with about 3 times what the average human could lift. then he walks around the gym and does this LONG routine before the next set. the whole thing takes about 10 mins per set. if he's using a machine you need, you're just fucked.

i hated that human fire hydrant motherfucker.

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61. "the "i'm on the tredmill so i could read a book on it" ladies"
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walking slower than they would on a sidewalk.

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63. "jail friends - always reminiscing about the penn/rikers"
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67. "we have an adorable young (early 30s) Italian married couple"
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he's kind of a dick with his space-hogging but she has more consciousness around that and she's got a great figure.

I think I might be that woman whose age you can't tell until you see her face. I've been told, and I believe, that I carry myself with far greater energy and uplift than most women my age, and I know my upper body is very well built. Probably lower body too but you don't really notice it b/c of the gym clothes I wear. I was noticing a woman the other day, whom I applauded for being in the gym, right, but at the same time I kind of thought, man, that's age for you, I hope I do whatever it takes not to look like that when I reach her age... only to realize that she & I are about the same age.

I can't go to the gym for a week or two (I think -- I'll get a better understanding of what I can & can't do later today) and I'm nervous about how much I'm going to fall off in that space of time. It ain't easy being an oldster.

~ ~ ~

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69. "the cell phone dude"
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walks around the gym talking on the cell
the whole time
very expressive making hand jestures as he talks so the caller can get the full effect
does a set of curls
leaves

yet somehow he is always ripped the fuck up?

  

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71. "Geez"
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you are some stare-gazing mofos to notice and remember all there people populating the gym.

"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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74. "The New Toy Roy.....this is me"
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Dude walks around the gym aimlessly...
Tries every machine doin one set on each machine...
Has no clue what he is doin on some of the joints ...
Discreetly watches other mofo's to see how to use the em

basically the new dude @ the gym

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75. "the middle aged twin women who inadvertently bug the FUCK out of me"
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as twins in their 50s, evidently unmarried, they dress and act exactly alike which is as creepy as fuck and included in that is that they dry their hair by turning the blow dryer on and off and on and off OVER AND OVER for some reason that makes me crazy.

And in an otherwise completely empty locker room, they'll take the locker exactly next to mine if I inadvertently use a locker that they want. It took me months to figure out their schedule. I finally just stopped using lockers in that group so that I wouldn't have to wonder.



~ ~ ~

Grrrrrr © Tatiana

  

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76. "a few ones not mentioned:"
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the guy always asking for pointers....and listening attentively...but not taking advice.

the "damn man, how'd u get so big? u take any protein" guy...

a funny one....the jabberwockeez asian popping and locking in the mirror in between sets of stretches(read the last three words again)





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78. "i'm the starer...i have no problem lookin' at the spandex asses"
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runnin' around

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82. "*pulls up shorts scottie pippen defense style*"
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today's okp i'm going to fuck with if they search for their name: NewBorn NewBorn202

  

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96. "*ready's himself or the fast break *"
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today's okp i'm going to fuck with if they search for their name: NewBorn NewBorn202

  

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97. "*steps up....jumps!*"
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today's okp i'm going to fuck with if they search for their name: NewBorn NewBorn202

  

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100. "*breaks up the pass and steals the ball* BUZZER!"
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today's okp i'm going to fuck with if they search for their name: NewBorn NewBorn202

  

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83. "the dude that screams/shouts when he's lifting weights"
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i hate this dude, always breaks my concentration

  

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84. "The Tight Granny"
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that old as woman in the gym, whose body was most likely banging back in the day cause its still healthy now. she's not sexy or anything, but you can respect the fact that she's still in great shape.
---------------------------------------
not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend. © Cee-Lo Green

but when i look around,
and think things over,
all of my good days...
outweigh my bad days
and so...i won't complain.

  

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90. "^^^"
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there's even one woman who i swear is 125 years old. she makes me nervous doing triceps dips/pull ups on that machine that kind of has you in the air...

  

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92. "yep! she's also a little butch"
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101. "there's this one trainer lady at my gym that has to be in her 60s...."
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white lady.... wrinkles and all and she got a bubble in the back.... I'm like "That's just not right"

  

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123. "there was a lady like this at my old gym. Had to be early 50's"
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She would come in and no lie throw 45's on each side of the bench press and bang it out like "oh thats just my warm up set"

  

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157. "lmao"
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mind
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86. "The Stick Man"
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that skinny nigga with no muscle or definition who comes in the gym only to work on his cardio and flexibility. and that nigga is flexible as shit, but i wouldn't wanna ever be as frail as him.

he can also be known as the Dhalsim.
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not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend. © Cee-Lo Green

but when i look around,
and think things over,
all of my good days...
outweigh my bad days
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88. "the stick mannnnnnn!!! (c) magic johnson"
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91. "Motherfucker does yoga and lunges on a mat right near the entrance"
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after a brisk warm up on bench with just the bar

  

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108. "YOOGGGAAAHH LAMMMEEE"
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112. "you see his ass comin in yoga or pilates and wants to be right next to t..."
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tryna show them up


hate them dudes
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87. "this post is GREAT lol... archive worthy cause I'm cracking up"
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Remember Novemthree's Courage...
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128. "Lol, this stuff bothers me sometimes.. and seeing it everyday.....?"
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89. "the dental floss wearer. these women wear dental floss to work out in"
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94. "the 'two reps is enough' girl*"
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she bounces from machine to machine

on some "one...two...ok done."

her workouts are like 8 minutes.


yet, somehow, she's in shape.


*all my examples are of women cuz i go to an all-womens gym lol

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99. "Shes related to the watcher"
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95. "the none countin muhfucka. aka the guy that racks the"
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25lb dumbells in the 10lb space.

or puts one 25lb in a 5lb space and the other in a 40lb spot


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115. "you ocd bastid"
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thank you



those damn people have me hunting around for a 5lb
oh look its on the floor...
behind the rack...
gathering dust...
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125. "I hate that motherfucker too.."
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Best website on the internet: www.januswilde.com

  

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213. "RE: the none countin muhfucka. aka the guy that racks the"
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I hate that dude!

How hard is it to put the weights back where they belong?

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102. "the "mean old hating ass woman""
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the one that is always giving every woman dirty looks and takes up the machines doing basically nothing and if you stand patiently waiting she gives you an attitude.

  

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103. "the middle aged white guy with a mullet and mc hammer pants"
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listens to hair metal really loud on the headphones and does a little headbanging once in a while.

  

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106. "The Bout It Black Chick"
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She could be on that Susan Powter. Her body is CUT! Her routine is 20 minute cardio, 30 minute weights. She does pushups fist to the ground or w/ one hand behind her back. You peep her form on the pullups or in the weight area. SHE IS FOCUSED She's no frills got the weight belt and gloves. The brolic guys on the weight area move out of her way and NOBODY tries to holla.

You can't decide if she's a body builder, ex-military, a lesbian, or a machine ala terminator. You do respect her gym gansta though.

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he still smells like man rape and peanut butter sammiches (c) teefiveten on Gucci Man

  

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133. "yup! i respect her from afar. her weave is also on point."
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and that makes you kinda angry, but u can't really hate.

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107. "the woman with the absolutely retarded ass"
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that only works out with her brolic-ass man in tow.

dude just follows her around...may get a set in here or there.

but he's way too big to look like that from that little exercise. it's almost a certainty that he works out by himself at some other time.

dude is just there to follow that ass around and look mad at the world.

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215. "Aka, the insecure dude"
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His girl is BAD as fukk!
And he knows that if he leaves her for the briefest of moments that the jackals will pounce. So he follows her from station to station, not getting any work done.

Sad.

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109. "The strong man"
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has NO muscle definition at all but he just lifts heavy shit and grunts the WHOLE time. He usually has on a tank top with golds gym on it, and those colorful as pants with some old hightops on.

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117. "oh yes the weight dropper"
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*grunt*
*lift*
*grunt*
*hold*
*grunt*
*DROP*
*CLANG*
*grunt*



me: *wince*
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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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122. "the cats are all about dropping weight though.."
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they're more about being seen, and showing how "BIG" they are

they usually got on weight belts and wrist straps, and all this kinda shit, and walk with there chests all puffed out and shit.

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110. "the martial artist....nuff said"
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lfresh
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113. "big hefty fat woman going mad slow"
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looking at the directions on every machine
(directions!?)
checking that damn piece of paper and makin notes
(notes!?)












yeah that's me
lemme alon
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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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119. "Ha!"
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230. "HHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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That is hilarious.

I don't be taking notes though.

#MysteryMachineTwerkTeam

  

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118. "the loud-for-no-reason guy."
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like...he doesn't even look like he's working that hard.

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SkipGotSkills
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120. "Tight shirt Thomas...."
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Like, he wears tight shirts all the time. Okay, we know you're muscular as fuck but isn't your son going to be mad when he can't find his shirt...? C'mon fam, fake ass Melly Mel....


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121. "The flabby old white man who walks around in the da shower"
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I know its da men's locker room but shower and put your sh*t on and go. This dude just walks around in da shower 30 minutes ass out naked.

  

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127. "The "My extra T-Shirt will prevent me from getting any germs" guy"
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Like, they have an extra shirt or towel that they'll lay on the bench after you've done your set only to put that shirt back on before they leave. Or even wipe the sweat from their foreheads with the towel.


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iKilan
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129. "or move it from station to station.."
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thats shirt probably got more germs in the fiber than anything else now.

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131. "There you go..."
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144. "i have a small spray bottle with me. after that super virus shit"
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130. "How about "Dress Shoes Francois"...?"
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There's this one cat that wears penny loafers and jeans while working out. I totally forgot about him, he'll come in there with his bluetooth thing in his ear and just talking up a storm all while wearing dress shoes. Oh, he actually does work out though so I'm not that mad at him....


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132. "the "i don't wipe my cardio machine eventho i sweat profusely" girl"
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step on the elliptical and the handles are all wet

or the screen has drops of sweat on it cuz she was leaning on it, holding on for dear life.

=/

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134. "Oh, and Hip Hop Harold..."
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He has his iPod on, but he wants you to know what song he's listening to at the time. He'll even spit a verse or two... He'll recite the lyrics very loud too.....


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135. "the 'look at me' guys"
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you know the guys that load up 315lbs on the bench and slam the plates on while doing it.

bangs his chest 3 times and grunts while doing it

sits on the bench

bangs his chest 2 more times

gets under bar and yells

sits up

bangs his chest and yells

gets under bar and exhales so loud the CO2 meter in the gym is pegged

yells

sits up

and then...

he fucking leaves without lifting a damn thing. but he made sure everybody stopped what they were doing to watch his dumb ass

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHICKEN POT PIE WAS A FRATERNITY

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136. "Look At My Titts Tambien..."
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The latin chick that shows mega cleavage, like... she could show less but chooses to wear "that" sweater with the zipper. The zipper is never up enough and is always on machines where her upper body is bent forward so when you're not even trying to look at her cleavage it just automatically enters your view... Nice titts Marisol....



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139. "and 'look at my ass' ashley"
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the chicks that wear those little fucking shorts and they roll them down at the waist. and then have the nerve to give you the gas face when they catch looking at their ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of their shorts. i wanna say "BITCH PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! YOU DON'T SEE WALKING AROUND IN SPANDEX WITH MY PACKAGE LEANING TO THE LEFT DO YOU ?!"

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHICKEN POT PIE WAS A FRATERNITY

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151. "not to mention the shorts say some shit"
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like their high school, or sorority

bitch, im reading!

  

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149. "Then her 'workout partners' aka the mofos trying to fuck, always"
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mill around her.

I have told more than one of them mofos,

"Look, I don't want your 'potential' bitch. Tell her to cover the fuck tho 'cause the WHOLE SPOT HAS MIRRORS ON THE WALL and it like the second coming of Dolly Parton up in this piece with her walking around.

Same with the aforementioned 'ass girl'. Look here, you don't want nobody looking at your ass? COVER THE FUCK UP. Stop wearing 'leggings' to the damm gym.

I mean, we ALL like to get admired but the days I don't 'wanna be gawked at' I wear some baggy shit. Take a cue and do that. Especially those days that is it brick cold in and OUTSIDE THE GYM. You stuntin. ..Stop.


(Sneezes) Sorry, I am allergic to bullsh#t.

You sound like you want me to change your mind. I ain't here for all of that. I'll give you my side and discuss things but that is it.

  

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MrThomas43423
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175. "both ya'll cats is married"
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as a single, slightly unmotivated man...i welcome that shit.
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not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend. © Cee-Lo Green

but when i look around,
and think things over,
all of my good days...
outweigh my bad days
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carolinaware
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203. "I can dig that. lol But I felt that way even when I wasn't.."
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Then again, that is why I always used to have a membership at a 'low key gym'.

As you said though, NOW I MARRIED AND WORKING OUT AT THE Y. And of course EVERY TYPE OF PERSON BEING DESCRIBED IN HERE works out at the Y. lol

On peak. Off peak. It don't matter. You are gonna see some what I just described. Good thing they did move the kids' gym to a whole other side. @ some of what I see.

(Sneezes) Sorry, I am allergic to bullsh#t.

You sound like you want me to change your mind. I ain't here for all of that. I'll give you my side and discuss things but that is it.

  

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198. "mmm yeah"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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138. "The Farter"
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Thu Mar-26-09 12:38 PM by SeV

  

          

^^^^^^^thas me



u cant help it sometimes

they dont be audible(thanks to the music and the chatter)

and rarely stink(thanks to the fans)

but yea

nygga be doin squats tearing it up

if u aint farting

u aint doin em right

  

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140. "^^^that's me when i take protein shake RIGHT before the gym"
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i feel bad for the people that smell the gas leak. but sometimes i can't help it.

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHICKEN POT PIE WAS A FRATERNITY

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148. "iv been know to break into spottieottiedopaclicious on the treadmill"
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if i do the pre workout protein shake guzzle





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150. "lol"
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now who else wanna fuck wit hollywood colt?

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141. "I always come super late and I workout in the back w/ my scarf"
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on my head. I hate to have people watch my workout, I will switch machines if too many come near. lol




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142. ""Get like me guy""
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I get there, dude is working chest. It's back and biceps day for me. All of a sudden, I see dude checking my style. Next thing you know he's abandoned chest and is on the preacher curl machine rockin the 30's "ez curl bar". He aint even checkin his form...just watchin me. Next day it's chest for me. Now dude, I know you were on chest yesterday, but here he is benchin again after I start gettin into it.

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146. "that's called exercise envy"
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or when they see you going heavy and all of a sudden he went from doing legs to trying to shoulder press 70lb dumbbells cause you're going 65's

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152. "and let's not forget the 'boost my ego' bodybuilders"
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there's a female bodybuilder that comes into the gym i go to and as soon as she walks in it's like all the guys want to be on her nuts (literally). nevermind that she's like 45, has a voice like a man, and i think i saw her going into the men's bathroom. but when she walks in cats will literally stop what they're doing and walk to other side of the gym to talk to her. and she eats that shit up.

it's like 45 cardio machines in there and when she's on the stairmaster there's like 7 guys on the machines around her talking to her while she's doing her thing.

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT CHICKEN POT PIE WAS A FRATERNITY

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167. "damn"
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>there's a female bodybuilder that comes into the gym i go to
>and as soon as she walks in it's like all the guys want to be
>on her nuts (literally). nevermind that she's like 45, has a
>voice like a man, and i think i saw her going into the men's
>bathroom. but when she walks in cats will literally stop what
>they're doing and walk to other side of the gym to talk to
>her. and she eats that shit up.
>
>it's like 45 cardio machines in there and when she's on the
>stairmaster there's like 7 guys on the machines around her
>talking to her while she's doing her thing.

That's a sad situation all around when you stop and think about it. And I'm not even factoring the little digs at her gender that you included in the description.

"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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154. "I Don't Wanna Get Dressed Ivan."
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wants to have discussions, blow dry his hair, brush his teeth, hang drapes, fix a flat tire, balance his checkbook, and every other task known to man...butt naked.

you wanna talk about Obama's budget?? cover up first dawg.

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155. "Look In The Mirror Larry."
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will walk across the entire length of the gym...looking at himself.

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156. "Or check my triceps every tuesday Todd..."
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Best website on the internet: www.januswilde.com

  

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159. "norm..."
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the guy that's such a regular, he thinks he works there. he says hi to everyone but if you're a newbie watch out, he'll give you the stankeye.

  

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160. "sanjeev..."
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the engineer that is only here during lunch break so he goes on the treadmill in his khakis and flip flops.

  

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161. "dwight..."
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this mufugga is up in here every morning, sitting on a bench, reading the USA today and sippin a coffee. this ain't your breakfast nook.

  

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162. "albert..."
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that dude that's all decked out. i mean, he went to sports authority and bought 5 fits before he even had a gym membership. he got the weight belt, the gloves, matching dry-fit top & bottom, hand wraps, under armour running shoes and sweat band and some nike headphones.

then he goes and sits on the inner thigh machine.

  

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170. "^^^^^^^^ ALBERT IS THE ILLEST... Great response man...."
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Best website on the internet: www.januswilde.com

  

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172. "oh snap, I was still typing and left the computer..."
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came back and BAM. I guess he and Allen are related!

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173. "They obviously are..."
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163. "stacy...."
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she looks like a female but lifts like mark henry. and she got a jaw like jaws from the james bond flicks. she scares the shit outta me.

  

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164. "Nick the Notebook & Scott the Schedule Keeper..."
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Nick is the dude that has an excel spreadsheet workout plan complete
with diagrams that he keeps in a very nice binder. He checks off
his routines, and documents his strength levels after each set.
If he only gets 12 reps up when the goal was 15, he documents his feelings and why he believes his strength wasn't up to par.

Scott is the guy that takes it upon himself to befriend you. You don't really like the guy, but you humor his corny jokes and act interested in everything he tells you about his life. You think that the guy is borderline stalking you, because if you work out at an unusual time and he doesn't see you, he calls you out on it. "Where were you yesterday man? Probably at a bar drinking beer eating chicken wings huh?" "HaHa." He is single, (rightfully so) and he ususally drives something equivalent to a Toyota Corolla and works as a customer service rep. He's about 40.

  

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168. "Wow, this was awesome..."
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Best website on the internet: www.januswilde.com

  

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180. "LMAO"
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this made my day

  

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188. "yall are killing it yo! lmao"
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how did I miss this one?
somebody should make a short film about this

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192. "HILARIOUS"
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219. "i was Nick at my gym."
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LOL

fuck you.

  

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165. "Cell Phone Chris and Bluetooth Barry"
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Let me do a set on the hack squat and then make a call for 10 minutes while still sitting on the machine. Or my favorite let me lift with my bluetooth on and talk as loud as possible.


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166. "Weight belt Wilson"
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The guy that wears a weight belt ALL the time. He is working abs with a belt on. Doing cardio with the belt on. Funny thing is the belt is always loose, so it is doing him no good anyway.


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169. "I have a WBW at my gym too, holy shit. he wears rea swoosh pants"
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Best website on the internet: www.januswilde.com

  

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179. "I litterally cried laughing at this yo"
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OMG...

I need to quit clicking this shit LMAO

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171. "almost forgot about "Under Armour Allen""
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he's got the whole set up. The shirt, shorts, headband/wristband (including the wristband around his bicep), socks and the shoes. Thing is, he's small and doesn't really push any weight. He walks around from machine to machine. He'll bang out a rep here, a rep there...but mostly just look in the mirror and adjust his gear.

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174. "The Group Home Dorm Supervisor and his Posse of Misfits"
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Rolls up in a brown dollar van

Directs a crew of 5 retards around the gym while they flail on cybex machines, stand on stair masters, and gawk at the women

I actually got a lot of respect for that dude





_______________________________________

you have sexually transmitted crazy mouth...DEALBREAKER!

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176. "i'm crying"
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177. "What in the world?"
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"Sean sparks like John Starks, nah, Sean ball like John Wall" - Rest In Power Forever Sean Price.

  

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178. "Protein Shake Peter..."
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he's not that much into water, but he'll walk around the gym just hollering at his boys while downing his protein shake. You've been in the gym just as long as he's been in there and you've already completed your first few sets of reps. He's still adjusting his protein powder content while talking to a couple other dudes about what they need to do to improve their routines...


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182. "Waterlogged Walter"
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He has essentially put a handle on his bathtub and brought it to the gym. His water container is so big, IT does reps on the machine next to him. Then when he picks it up and chugs these loud, monstrous gulps, he leaves the trails of water behind just so you know he was there.

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225. "lol"
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Check out my flicks...www.flickr.com/photos/sirapexthegreatest/sets/

Me in Iraq with a camel spider & lizard
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183. "Yoga Mom Sally"
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middle aged white lady that only comes to the gym for the yoga classes.

lecturing you on some homeopathic remedy and talking about her pilates videos. Always has saggy skin and carrying her mat in a cloth whole foods bag.

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185. "LOL! I dumbed out on "cloth whole foods bag""
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.

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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ceebop
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226. "lol and she is always giving nutritional advice"
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always in conversation with another woman about their diet and brags about hers.

  

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184. "Some of the character names sound like Garbage Pail Kids names."
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Bluetooth Barry, Weight Belt Wilson, etc.

  

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186. "Too Much Cologne Hector"
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The Mexican at the gym with wayyyyy too much fake Coolwater on that kills you when you trying to work out next to him

You choking from the strong smell on treadmill

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187. "Football Fred"
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He wears his football conference championship t-shirt and gym shorts from high school damn near everyday. This is despite the fact he graduated during Clinton's first term.


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189. "Works out in Work uniform Wallace"
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comes to the gym DIRECTLY from work in full uniform. Complete with Fed-Ex polo and shorts with black work boots. Even rocks the "heavy lifting" back brace joint.

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193. "hahaaa.....awww man...i seented niccas in they scrubs workin out"
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=======================================
Coolin...

  

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200. "the UPS guy comes into gold's in his uniform"
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and will take his work shirt off but WON'T BOTHER TAKING OFF THE SCANNER/SIGN THINGY! and he'll be in there for a good hour, put his shirt and go right back to making deliveries.

personally i think he's knocking off the housewives that are ordering shit so i really can't hate on his game. either that or he's doing some actual role playing fantasy for susan in severna park.

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190. "Mr. Excuses"
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The guy that never does as many reps as he thought he was or fails at a max. Somehow he feels as if he owes you an excuse or apology. Gets up grunting and saying stuff like, "ahhhh, my damn shoulder has been bugging me all day!" Thing is it happens to everyone so I never know why they are embarrassed.


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191. "Too Much TV Ted"
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dude is so busy watching Judge Judy on the treadmill he forgets to work out

laughs all loud and asks you can you believe what's going on, on the show

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194. "and who can forget 'jersey boy joey'"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

there's two guys like this in my gym. one is about 6'1" and i've been in there on a friday night (yeah i have no life...i'm married what can i say) and dude came in, worked out his arms and chest and we left at the same time and he was dressed JUST like the guy in the video.

and the other guy is about 5'5" and i've only seen him work on his arms and he makes it a point to throw the dumbbells down after every set and walk around the gym in between his sets. and when he walks, yep you guessed it, he can't put arms down to his side and walks he walks on the balls of his feet so he's got the short guy, wanna be strongman bounce to his step.

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196. "lol i am gonna be at the gym today looking at people extra hard"
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thanks to this post. nothing but laughs.


i am gonna be laughing to myself on the treadmill.

  

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197. "too short stan"
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when he's on the bench the guy that's so damn short his feet don't touch the ground. so he has to put them up ON the bench.

but he's big as a fucking house and has john henry strength and drives a f-350 with a 4-inch lift kit and his girl is taller than he is.

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199. "lol...i see this guy daily."
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201. "bad form frank"
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when he's doing bicep curls with the EZ bar he's rocking so far back that he looks like he's going to fall over backwards. and when he squats or deadlifts you cringe cause you know he's not going to be walking too well by the time he's 49.

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202. "big belly barry"
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he warms up with 225 on the bench then puts on 315 for his first set. squats 405. dumbbell curls 70's. bicep curls 185 with the straight bar. has calfs the size on new hampshire.



but he hasn't done cardio since 1978.

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204. "the old man who thinks he's cool that be hollering at every"
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half decent looking chick

  

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205. "the person that reads while excercising"
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208. "^^^that's me"
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i'll read a book while on the bike or elliptical. just cause there's only so much on tv that i feel like watching

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206. "Lunchbreak Larry."
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the dude that come to the gym during lunch just to do a hunnid pushups and sit in the steam room.

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207. "The muthafuckas that get extra funky BEFORE they come to the gym"
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And want to walk around all flagrantly and use EVERY machine spreading their funk the whole while.

  

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212. "The Old World War II Tat Wearing Jack LaLane Doppleganger Dude"
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Has a chunk of his head missing from shrapnel

Over 75 years old and does head stand pushups without breaking a sweat

Has that "Do you know what it's like to kill a man in close combat?" look in his eyes

That guy's cool

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227. "damn funny"
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214. "The Screamer..."
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Dude that does the dumb heavy bench presses for no reason and screams out whenever he does a rep.. Spittle flyin from his mouf.

mad annoying.

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216. "The Official Guy"
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look like dude really walked into NikeTown and told them to Wipe Me Down

decked out in matching brand/color coordinated shit from head to toe complete w/ headbands, rubber wrist bands, and maybe an Iverson sleeve.

he can kinda get it in a little bit but its clear he came to be seen rather than working out.

<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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224. "I see this dude ALL THE TIME"
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218. "Let Me Try Larry"
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The convo with Larry goes like this:

Larry: How much is that?

Me: _ _ _ lbs.

Larry: Let me get a set in

Me: (knowing that he can barely lift 2/3 of the weight) Um, you sure? Maybe you should warm up.

Larry: Naw, I'm good (lays on bench) Alright on my 3. 1,2,3

*Weight drops like the Dow Jones average on Larry's chest and I have to pull it off"

Me: Man you alright?

Larry: Yeah, I hurt my shoulder playing Madden last night. I am usually good for five reps on this.




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220. "wrapped up reggie"
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you know the guy that's sponsored by mcdavid. i'm talking neoprene elbow sleeves, back support underneath his weight belt, wrist supports, and the knee sleeves. and when he squats or benches he wraps his joints tighter than a tics ass.

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"the guy whos been doing cardio for a year"


  

          

straight but still has not lost a pound....

the buff dude that brings his srawny homey along and tries to get him brolic...
(when the buff dude doesnt show off, the homey rolls in there and half asses an excercise routine, so he can tell the buff dude that he showed up even when he didnt....)

the hot older chick that has a sweaty ass yet you still cant stop salivating over it.....

the old man who I swear only goes to the gym to show off his wrinkly balls in the locker room

“One cuminaynsaid, a cat a monkey leg. No. Nagashawn. I’m concerned because there’s nothin wrong.”

- James Brown (drunken interview)

  

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222. "the guy whos been doing cardio for a year"
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straight but still has not lost a pound....

the buff dude that brings his srawny homey along and tries to get him brolic...
(when the buff dude doesnt show off, the homey rolls in there and half asses an excercise routine, so he can tell the buff dude that he showed up even when he didnt....)

the hot older chick that has a sweaty ass yet you still cant stop salivating over it.....

the old man who I swear only goes to the gym to show off his wrinkly balls in the locker room

“One cuminaynsaid, a cat a monkey leg. No. Nagashawn. I’m concerned because there’s nothin wrong.”

- James Brown (drunken interview)

  

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228. "funky ass fred or frieda"
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they just think their deodorant quit


but you know
(unfortunately because you are stuck on the last available machine for at least 30 mins and you'll be dammed if you gonna be in the gym past 10pm...) so you stay planted
and your nose can't help but dissect the
two weeks left in the gym bath moldy clothes...probably never been laundered, no deodorant wearing and doesn't shave their armpit hair either and takes a bath once a week...maybe
and for the ladies...woman on her period
who you get stuck behind in yoga
NO PLEASE NOT DOWNWARD DOG!
one damn person who SHOULD use the gym shower WITH the supplied industrial strength soap
but instead unlocks their locker, grabs their bag
and walks their funky rank ass out
while rats, mice and roaches trail them like the pied piper
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229. "I went to Bally's a couple times and saw Hanz n' Franz..."
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These 2 guys, I think they're German... all they do is work on their triceps on the "tricep rope extension" jawn. They do the push downs and over heads while encouraging each other to do more... For some reason, they are always in my way.....

  

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231. "How did I forget "Always At The Front Desk Anderson?""
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This is the guy that's semi cool with the folks at the front desk, he comes in and gets his self all ready to work out but spends 2 hours hanging out at the sign in desk with the gym employees just cracking jokes and drinking gatorade for no apparent reason...


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232. "i got another one....The Loud Showerer"
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this is the guy you know is in the shower, not cause the water is on, but because he's so damn noisy. we all can agree a nice shower after a long workout is great, but i don't know if this guy likes the shower or is enjoying "shower time".

never shower in the same stall as this patron.
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234. "lmao this post makes me wanna go to the gym."
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235. "skip no homo you look great man"
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100% improvement

  

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236. "No homo back to you fam, but I blushed... thanks"
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