the other night, my homegirl was chillin with a new potential boo. they end up talking and falling asleep on each other, and next thing she knows, she wakes up, and this dood is tossing her salad. she stops him, manages to get him off of her, but then he insists on going down on her from the front, even after she tells him she's ON HER PERIOD !!! she told him she had a tampon in and this nigga said, "so what, i'll pull the tampon out with my teeth."

wtf.

thats like the craziest shit i ever heard in my life. i feel disgusted and ashamed just writing this.

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"Hi"-(c)Joker

you don't wake up to someone tossing your salad and it's ok. your homegirl is funny, not ha ha.

she made him stop.

that was my aight fine implying that that's not as crazy as what else happened.

The fact that they've never even KISSED and he eatin out her asshole WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP is a problem.

Now that I've talked to a few more chicks about it, the wanting to eat it while you bleedin is not that rare. Though I still wouldn't let it go down and think it's a bit out there, it's nowhere near as out there and VIOLATING as performing a sexual act on a woman WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP.

That's the definition of sexual assault.

She liked it and woke up and consented, so it won't get reported, but since he started it while she was sleep, that's what it is.

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rare, or medium well. Extra Rare.

>The fact that they've never even KISSED and he eatin out her
>asshole WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP is a problem.

^^^ 1. this may be the understatement of life. and the most ridiculous sentence i've read.

Now that I've talked to a few more chicks about it, the
>wanting to eat it while you bleedin is not that rare. Though
>I still wouldn't let it go down and think it's a bit out
>there, it's nowhere near as out there and VIOLATING as
>performing a sexual act on a woman WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP.
>
>That's the definition of sexual assault.

^^^ (truth) dot com. i mean, if they making out, and she conks out, that is *screeching brakes* time, and going forward is crossing the line and breaking the law. but they was fully clothed... never had no contact, and DUDE DID THAT??? that is all types of violation and dude should be arrested.

that is all types of wrong.


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I cold laughed da fuck out loud in my apt.

>>The fact that they've never even KISSED and he eatin out her asshole WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP is a problem.<<

^ ^ ^Funniest shit I've read on here in a hot ass minute, like on some ol' SPM "How you think Gorillaz be mad diesel" steez.



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>the other night, my homegirl was chillin with a new potential
>boo. they end up talking and falling asleep on each other, and
>next thing she knows, she wakes up, and this dood is tossing
>her salad. alright fine, theyve never kissed or nothing so its
>kinda crazy, but then he insists on going down on her from the
>front, even after she tells him she's ON HER PERIOD !!! she
>told him she had a tampon in and this nigga said, "so what,
>i'll pull the tampon out with my teeth."
>
>wtf.
>
>thats like the craziest shit i ever heard in my life. i feel
>disgusted and ashamed just writing this.
>
>
>
>

It's hard to answer the question "what's wrong" when nothings
right.

If you've never kissed before and all of a sudden the guy is licking her ass and you don't pull out a taser or at least push him out of the room than you want it. There's no if's and/or but's, I mean if he's sexually assaulting her and her only reaction is "but I'm on my rag" than u want it.

was she naked when she fell asleep?
how did he get her clothes off without waking her up?
what kinda okprapist shit is that?

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i can sleep thru pretty much damn near everything ... but u moving me around to take my clothes off? nah. lickin my asshole? negative again.

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LMAO!!! that was funny!!

My life must be sooo boring (thank god!!)....I gotta take a trip to the US..pure comedy..!

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but him tenderly lapping at her balloon knot
like a mother cat bathing one of her kittens
did?


cmon.

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>but him tenderly lapping at her balloon knot
>like a mother cat bathing one of her kittens

Hips like metronomes
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>but him tenderly lapping at her balloon knot
>like a mother cat bathing one of her kittens
>did?
>
>
>cmon.

>but him tenderly lapping at her balloon knot
>like a mother cat bathing one of her kittens
>did?
>
>
>cmon.

Fuck.

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>but him tenderly lapping at her balloon knot
>like a mother cat bathing one of her kittens
>did?
>
>
>cmon.

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spit out my food as I read that .... hahaha

you a fool for that one! Can't stop laughing!

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His tongue is probably permanently stained with the scent of asshole and menstruation fluid. Imagine getting THAT out with a toothbrush.



>the other night, my homegirl was chillin with a new potential
>boo. they end up talking and falling asleep on each other, and
>next thing she knows, she wakes up, and this dood is tossing
>her salad. alright fine, theyve never kissed or nothing so its
>kinda crazy. she manages to get him off of her, but then he
>insists on going down on her from the front, even after she
>tells him she's ON HER PERIOD !!! she told him she had a
>tampon in and this nigga said, "so what, i'll pull the tampon
>out with my teeth."
>
>wtf.
>
>thats like the craziest shit i ever heard in my life. i feel
>disgusted and ashamed just writing this.
>
>
>
>

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Joke.

screenplay tho. no short story.

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fka nope

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If she sleep that hard...she needs to go to doctor. lol


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I'm not sure if I buy him tossing her salad from the back and not being able to tell she cyclin.

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but I'm sayin....

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i wonder if she was in that boo boo
phase of her period.

was she @ her home?? had she changed
her tampon?? was there leakage??
who knows what type of
rot was going on down there.

maybe he's the one.

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n/m

at least not in the way it's being retold, there's some important details missing and/or some extras being tossed (no pun intended) in.

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its a true story.

face burrowed in her ass and then her reaction (or lack thereof) is not adding up to me.

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youre laying on the bed talking

you fall asleep on your stomach

an hour or two later, someone is tossing your salad

you stop him, manage to get him off of you

then he wants to keep going down on you, even though your period is on

you refuse

>youre laying on the bed talking
>
>you fall asleep on your stomach
>
>an hour or two later, someone is tossing your salad
>
>you stop him, manage to get him off of you
>
>then he wants to keep going down on you, even though your
>period is on
>
>you refuse
>
>
I guess it's the 'I'm on my period' reply to the cunniligus query, as if she needed a reason or alibi to turn down that offer after just waking up from someone you've had no prior contact with tongueing her asshole.

Far felched if you ask me.

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she should have immediately smacked the shit outta dude...that shit is prison time off the rip, imagine tryna explain that to a judge

and if she didnt straighten him out at least she is condoning his actions...next episode can only get crazier



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c'mon

No empathy for white misery (c) BDot

"root for everybody black haters say that's crazy, wow..."

If a guy woke up to a girl tonguing his taint, and she wanted to polish his knob while he just got done balling (I don't know the equivalent for a girl being on her period), and she didn't ask for anything in return? Best believe he's putting her number on speed dial.

Dude in your story basically offered his services to your girl free of charge. And he didn't wait for clearance. And he was willing to do it under the worst possible conditions, so imagine the enthusiasm he would perform with under the best conditions. That sounds like it should be a woman's dream.

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lemme stop.

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or bartek.

lol

sorry, Tek.

it does sound like sumn you'd do in a coked out craze.

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let's play ping pong ■

she musta liked it because aint no way i'm reasoning w/ someone who violated me in my sleep. he'da been getting the hell out

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