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"Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE:"


  

          

example:

FOR ALL M WHERE {Walmart.Visit = Y
AND Phonte.Knowledge > 0
AND Baby.Mamma = 0
AND Dude.Attractiveness >= 7
AND (ATL.Resident = Y AND Teh.Ghey <= 3)
AND Holla@You >=0}

Set Her.Type = Y;
else return (void);


i know, i know:

This.Poast.Potential == result(OKanalogies)



peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

  

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*waits to see who assumes this about them*
Nov 17th 2008
1
IF Talk.Type = 'REAL', THEN COSIGN. nm
Nov 17th 2008
5
      RE: IF Talk.Type = 'REAL', THEN COSIGN. nm
Nov 17th 2008
17
IF {Ninja.Age > 18 AND Twerk.Team.Post.View = Y}
Nov 17th 2008
2
function is_pedo ()
Nov 17th 2008
11
      Oh.Shit. /END
Nov 17th 2008
16
      squawk!
Nov 17th 2008
29
      lol
Nov 18th 2008
145
the Doc and/or eclipsedini could have a field day with this post
Nov 17th 2008
3
SET poetx.state = 'Hope'.
Nov 17th 2008
7
ooops..
Nov 17th 2008
4
LOL. Pseudocode is too High-Tech for this forum.
Nov 17th 2008
6
naw, ninja... GOTO "IN".
Nov 17th 2008
8
werd. i feelz dum cuz i dunnt gettit. *bactspacez*
Nov 17th 2008
10
sheeeid. I'm bout to start typing in simple html code
Nov 17th 2008
15
      i'm about to post in pig latin.
Nov 17th 2008
27
      lmao @ font color = 'black'. we don't really have any html / xml
Nov 18th 2008
178
           <html><body><div class="forums">
Nov 18th 2008
188
                hahahaha. <span ID = "GDAttention" length = "short"> </span>
Nov 18th 2008
203
Idunno though
Nov 17th 2008
121
*performs 2nd Line for smarty arty ass poast*
Nov 17th 2008
9
IF SY-SUBRC = '9' INVOKE Snark.Handler.
Nov 17th 2008
13
RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE:
Nov 17th 2008
12
1/(Poetx.Sense) = DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR.
Nov 17th 2008
19
      aw, my subliminals weren't directed at you
Nov 17th 2008
23
           IF RETCODE (Misdirection.Attempt) > 0 {EXPOSE X.Understanding}
Nov 17th 2008
26
**looks at board sideways**
Nov 17th 2008
14
bartek.
Nov 17th 2008
18
lmao.. ok that was funny...
Nov 17th 2008
20
lol. i like that this is cross-platform.
Nov 17th 2008
22
had to edit: i forgot to add u.ukwcutb in the where clause.
Nov 17th 2008
24
      your internal table would be smaller if you filter for Angst, first.
Nov 17th 2008
28
           maybe an index on the columns white and guilt?
Nov 17th 2008
42
                that's a programmer preference /design time decision. but from
Nov 17th 2008
56
this nigga busted out with SQL
Nov 18th 2008
161
      shit is great, ain't it?
Nov 18th 2008
165
prints out on dot-matrix printer....takes home to study overnite
Nov 17th 2008
21
lol... i wonder if folks will get/remember this..
Nov 17th 2008
31
lol. i should make the dot matrix whine my ringtone. now THAT would
Nov 18th 2008
152
IF forum.name = 'GD' {SET poast.topic = (concat('party', '& bullshit'))]
Nov 17th 2008
25
IF 'OP' || My.Clique GO "IN"
Nov 17th 2008
30
IF Poster != 'A.List' AND Poast.Replies > 200 {
Nov 17th 2008
32
<META NAME="maddoggies" content="NOINDEX,FOLLOW">
Nov 17th 2008
33
lol. IF IsHitDog = 'Y' THEN LOAD Yelp.wav.
Nov 17th 2008
140
Sex polls
Nov 17th 2008
34
lol
Nov 17th 2008
36
hhahaha. well.Played. nm
Nov 17th 2008
51
damnit... I'm a nerd it's official
Nov 18th 2008
143
im fuckin you up on sight. lol.
Nov 18th 2008
156
      lol! *runs!*
Nov 18th 2008
213
IF Poast.Topic = 'Obama', DO (i = 1 to 3) X; RETURN
Nov 17th 2008
35
lol... good one.
Nov 17th 2008
38
*dead*
Nov 17th 2008
39
lol
Nov 17th 2008
73
OKP GD Moderator Tour #1:
Nov 17th 2008
37
LTXAO. they could really use this, yo. nm
Nov 17th 2008
131
good one
Nov 18th 2008
174
      Free Agent post = 0 + (x) Free Agent - Snark / post topic
Nov 18th 2008
175
For All R Where InSubjectLine(Post(R), 'Binlahab') = 0
Nov 17th 2008
40
perfect.
Nov 17th 2008
41
concat ('lm', 'mfao').
Nov 17th 2008
55
LOL
Nov 17th 2008
118
i dunno what this means, but i like it. nm
Nov 18th 2008
162
      lol, it means you make it all about you.
Nov 18th 2008
219
I dunno man this might be too nerdy. Even for me.
Nov 17th 2008
43
^^ Exit_Routine () ^^
Nov 17th 2008
50
if (poast.isPlat() &amp;&amp; nopayne.getNumLols() == 0)
Nov 17th 2008
52
      ^^ = TRUE ^^ While (NoPayne.Properties.Item("Give a Shit") = 0)
Nov 17th 2008
62
Yeah this is like a nerd test....
Nov 17th 2008
82
Set Peer.Pressure = "All your friends are doin' it"; Geek++
Nov 17th 2008
88
Global VarChar PG
Nov 17th 2008
44
RE: Global VarChar PG
Nov 17th 2008
59
      lol... you know it's funny.. because that routine is open source too.
Nov 17th 2008
63
           hahahaha.
Nov 17th 2008
83
RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE:
Nov 17th 2008
45
LOL. i *almost* understood that.
Nov 17th 2008
46
Sheesh I can be such a dork at times :(
Nov 17th 2008
47
Now that is what we call 'vintage'.
Nov 17th 2008
66
OKP Moderator Tour #2:
Nov 17th 2008
48
RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE:
Nov 17th 2008
49
lol
Nov 17th 2008
54
LTDFAO
Nov 17th 2008
57
I don't know why but "DEADHORSE = *ON" is HILARIOUS to me...
Nov 17th 2008
67
That's the default setting of OKP in FF: DEADHORSE = "ON" .
Nov 17th 2008
142
^^^ WINNAR
Nov 17th 2008
90
Y'all're KILLING me...LOL
Nov 17th 2008
120
hands down this is the geekiest shit you've posted
Nov 17th 2008
53
200+ poasts in, i am inclined to agree. nm
Nov 18th 2008
211
my name bet not pop up nowhere in here
Nov 17th 2008
58
trace(e.description)
Nov 17th 2008
61
Person trace = stack.pop();
Nov 17th 2008
64
function Trace ( ) { concat (meat , 'penis') }
Nov 17th 2008
87
      YES.
Nov 18th 2008
148
      ^^^^lol @ both the above replies
Nov 18th 2008
149
I was here. No, I was literally here. LOL
Nov 17th 2008
60
small ass subset, no? lol. i was like, dayum, ma, you only leaving
Nov 17th 2008
99
function AnalyzeNew.Poaster {
Nov 17th 2008
65
GOLD!!!! I'll be back with mine later
Nov 17th 2008
68
*looks at watch*. darryl shit gonna be compiled an airything.
Nov 17th 2008
128
Is it weird that this post is arousing to me? :-/
Nov 17th 2008
69
CALL FUNCTION :-)~~
Nov 17th 2008
97
i was a liberal arts major - fug this
Nov 17th 2008
70
plenty liberal arts majors in IT, fam. you could at least project manage...
Nov 17th 2008
117
$THIRST
Nov 17th 2008
71
LTDFAO, good show.
Nov 17th 2008
76
hahahahaha....
Nov 17th 2008
77
lol. you forgot to call the IsTranny function, though!
Nov 17th 2008
80
^^^ DAMN - THE THIRST CODE ^^^
Nov 17th 2008
91
Nice. What language is that btw?
Nov 18th 2008
191
      RPG
Nov 18th 2008
208
if (poast.goingWood()) spawn(new AttentionWhoreEdit());
Nov 17th 2008
72
lol. AND ASSIGN pID = '#####'.
Nov 17th 2008
81
HA!
Nov 17th 2008
123
this is fuckin genius.
Nov 17th 2008
74
Thank.You
Nov 17th 2008
134
IF Contains.Titties(Poast.Content) = NULL, CALL Mash_Comp;
Nov 17th 2008
75
IF Poaster.Weight < buckfifty THEN DO Tough.Type ELSE
Nov 17th 2008
78
Eep
Nov 17th 2008
79
func blueTiger ( ) { Subject.Str = concat ('RE: ' , SubjectStr) }
Nov 17th 2008
84
Nov 17th 2008
85
CODE THIS (((((((((((HYENA BUTTER FOR THIS BULLSHIT POAST))))))))))))))
Nov 17th 2008
86
RE: CODE THIS (((((((((((HYENA BUTTER FOR THIS BULLSHIT POAST)))))))))))...
Nov 17th 2008
89
<embed> HYENA BUTTER </embed>
Nov 17th 2008
92
you know I never realized
Nov 17th 2008
96
is that LISP?
Nov 17th 2008
94
      gonna guess rpg
Nov 17th 2008
105
      You mean rpn right?
Nov 17th 2008
113
           no I mean RPG, it's for mainframes
Nov 17th 2008
141
                what it do?
Nov 18th 2008
216
      Scheme.
Nov 17th 2008
112
OKAcademic audit
Nov 17th 2008
93
.
Nov 18th 2008
157
function LessonIze ( ) {IF Group.Fans < 5 SET Lesson.Flag = 'Jock'
Nov 17th 2008
95
function 2_Way_Pigeon ( ) {
Nov 17th 2008
98
if (okFees.isBatty()){
Nov 17th 2008
100
call FUNCTION buildingblock ( ) ;
Nov 17th 2008
101
lol. you have GOT to run 'em through the proper sorting routines.
Nov 17th 2008
103
      0 rows returned.
Nov 17th 2008
104
      sysadmins mad as shit. just burning up cpu cycles on the db for
Nov 17th 2008
108
      In real geek news - I wrote a full OKP API in Python
Nov 17th 2008
106
           what calls did you implement?
Nov 17th 2008
107
           definitely let me see that shit when u done.
Nov 17th 2008
109
I don't have the patience for this right now
Nov 17th 2008
102
u know what???
Nov 17th 2008
110
WHILE VIEWS > 1000 * (REPLIES) SET BAIT_POAST = 'Y'
Nov 17th 2008
111
IF Poast.Subject = *.jpg AND Poast.Subject.Properties.Titties = 'Y'
Nov 17th 2008
114
^^^^^^^ FANTASTIC
Nov 17th 2008
124
could have used that snippet last week, right?
Nov 17th 2008
126
      Thou dost speak the truth, yea evermore.
Nov 17th 2008
132
           i think we are handling larvaetitty via server side exclude. lol. nm
Nov 18th 2008
171
Nice
Nov 18th 2008
146
*Dizzy Gillespie*
Nov 18th 2008
168
WHILE OKP GettingWorkDone = NULL.
Nov 17th 2008
115
poastCount++;
Nov 17th 2008
116
MakeAPoast.okp (done in OKProject format)
Nov 17th 2008
119
I tried to load this up on OkProject2005. It won't work.
Nov 17th 2008
122
      all i know is i can't see the old archives w/o the BurbKnight Viewer
Nov 17th 2008
125
           burb$ sudo rm -rf /home/hitech/archives
Nov 17th 2008
129
                ps - ef grep 'okp' | archives
Nov 17th 2008
133
                     mofo dropped the 'chmod 000 ~okp/.archives'
Nov 17th 2008
135
IF Bamma.Sensitivity > .8 ASSIGN bamma.Class = 'Tresvanty'
Nov 17th 2008
127
IF okp.Board = 'Hi-Tech' SET AddMoreRam = 'Hilarious'. ELSE 'WTF?'
Nov 17th 2008
130
Poast.Archive()
Nov 17th 2008
136
IF binary_search (My.Name, SuperlativePoast) =' ' SET My.Feelings='Hurt'
Nov 17th 2008
137
select P.poastfullofnerdswhilewannabecoolpeoplewatch
Nov 17th 2008
138
RE: select P.poastfullofnerdswhilewannabecoolpeoplewatch
Nov 18th 2008
154
dude.... Variable names..........
Nov 18th 2008
160
      yeah. the names kilt it. his production support ppl gonna be very
Nov 18th 2008
173
function makeJawn (avy) {
Nov 17th 2008
139
"C:\Program Files\SNARKBox-0.63\snarkbox.exe"
Nov 18th 2008
144
IF Snarkbox.exe.Status = 'Y' , CTRL+S THEN SET Attribute = Above.It.All
Nov 18th 2008
151
If(post.subject == "tittties" || post.subject =="tits") {
Nov 18th 2008
147
lol. void fap ( ) {
Nov 18th 2008
150
      lol..outstanding
Nov 18th 2008
187
WHILE okp.forum = 'freestyle' { Poast.Reply.Subject = typ ( ) }
Nov 18th 2008
153
Archive. This poast is overflowing with Perls of wisdom.
Nov 18th 2008
155
no its not.
Nov 18th 2008
159
its brilliant man
Nov 18th 2008
164
as a communications/PR Major I will simply slowly back out of this post
Nov 18th 2008
158
it really ain't that hard. for example:
Nov 18th 2008
163
It's POST!!! POST POST POST POST POST not poast!!!!
Nov 18th 2008
166
nope. 'poast'. has special okp meaning. POAST. POAST! POAST!
Nov 18th 2008
169
Motherfucker, what the fuck?!
Nov 18th 2008
167
REPLY #163 = rosetta stone, my ninja. nm
Nov 18th 2008
170
*COMMENT IF (poast.author = ?uestlove || 15) {SET reply= 'lol' AND
Nov 18th 2008
172
function OKSpellcheck ( ) { IF originalPoaster.Poastcount < 200
Nov 18th 2008
176
IF (Poast.Subject = %confession%wednesday) {
Nov 18th 2008
177
^^^^ pathetic and true...
Nov 18th 2008
186
i be smh'ing. i be laffin, too. but, still.
Nov 18th 2008
207
^^^^^^^stockpiling lol
Nov 18th 2008
189
LOL, the BaconGrease routine
Nov 18th 2008
193
IF (Poast.Subject LIKE %titties%) { CASE
Nov 18th 2008
179
IF (Poast.Subject LIKE %religion% || %god%) { CALL OKatheist ( )
Nov 18th 2008
180
function Expertise ( ) {IF poast.Topic != %politics% perform normal ( )
Nov 18th 2008
181
LTDMFAO
Nov 18th 2008
194
oh man.. poetx, write one for me, lmao
Nov 18th 2008
214
function WhenToStop (n) { IF Poaster.ID != 'poetx' AND
Nov 18th 2008
182
beep boop bop beep
Nov 18th 2008
183
SELECT reply FROM post WHERE user_IQ > IQ_of_fungi
Nov 18th 2008
184
IF fungi.sentience = 'Y' THEN the above returns 0 results.
Nov 18th 2008
202
wow... I thought for sure Monkeynuts would be in here
Nov 18th 2008
185
I'm allowing myself to be contracted....give me a player/poast
Nov 18th 2008
190
ok. hereya go: function okayartist ( )
Nov 18th 2008
198
var myString:String = 'conditioningBeenConditioned';
Nov 18th 2008
192
^^^^failed to compile
Nov 18th 2008
195
var myArr:Array = new Array();
Nov 18th 2008
196
lol function Nettrice ( ) { FOR ALL poast.ID select Poast.Subject
Nov 18th 2008
199
      on (release) {
Nov 18th 2008
209
           lol. ok {concat ('these', x) WHERE x='nuts'}
Nov 18th 2008
210
                touche!
Nov 18th 2008
217
                     CALL FUNCTION truce (Nettrice);
Nov 18th 2008
218
if (OKPuser.sex = "female") THEN (post.reply = "asl?")
Nov 18th 2008
197
lol. we got about four variants of this program.
Nov 18th 2008
201
IF (wu_tang_klan = "something to fuck with") return FALSE
Nov 18th 2008
200
function IsHeDead (name) {
Nov 18th 2008
205
lol...short & sweet. Excellent
Nov 18th 2008
206
IF user.OKPavi.hotchick == true THEN set function PMinbox("who dat be?")...
Nov 18th 2008
204
function up ( ) { IF Poast.Author.Name = me AND page_id > 2
Nov 18th 2008
212
WHILE you.Bullshittin { CALL cosign ( );
Nov 18th 2008
215
<img src=lmaosmh.gif>
Nov 18th 2008
220
*sends to code review board*. APPROVED. *issues lol*. nm
Nov 18th 2008
221
FOR ?uest.Big.Poast SELECT Poast.Subject FROM ?uest.Poast
Nov 19th 2008
222
what should The Doc name this routine?
Nov 19th 2008
223
*slaps forehead*. OYWI. lol. that's a very well written dart, too.
Nov 19th 2008
224
lol... update to original program:
Nov 19th 2008
225

eclipsedInI
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1. "*waits to see who assumes this about them*"
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(but knows who it's about)

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poetx
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5. "IF Talk.Type = 'REAL', THEN COSIGN. nm"
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peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

  

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fire
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17. "RE: IF Talk.Type = 'REAL', THEN COSIGN. nm"
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________________________________________
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2. "IF {Ninja.Age > 18 AND Twerk.Team.Post.View = Y}"
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CALL FUNCTION Chris.Hanson;


peace & blessings,

x.

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11. "function is_pedo ()"
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{ if (is_viewing('twerk_team')) && (is_fapping()) { pedoBear(); }

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16. "Oh.Shit. /END"
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peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

  

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29. "squawk!"
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145. "lol"
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peace

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3. "the Doc and/or eclipsedini could have a field day with this post"
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7. "SET poetx.state = 'Hope'."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

  

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4. "ooops.."
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@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

  

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6. "LOL. Pseudocode is too High-Tech for this forum."
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

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8. "naw, ninja... GOTO "IN"."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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10. "werd. i feelz dum cuz i dunnt gettit. *bactspacez*"
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15. "sheeeid. I'm bout to start typing in simple html code"
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on some

font name="CRichMonkey" font color="black"

font name="Binlahab" font color="Black"

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27. "i'm about to post in pig latin."
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latest mixtape:
https://www.mixcloud.com/mistamonotone/music-to-smack-motherfckers-to/

mistamonotone - taboo
http://mistamonotone.bandcamp.com/album/taboo

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poetx
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178. "lmao @ font color = 'black'. we don't really have any html / xml"
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examples, yet. go for it.


peace & blessings,

x.

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188. "<html><body><div class="forums">"
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<div id="GD">
   <div id="funny">
       <span id="Desus"></span>
       <span id="Koku"></span>
       <span class="IkeMoses"></span>
       <span class="SPM"></span>
    </div>
    <div id="colorstruck">
        <span id="des"></span>
    </div>
    <div id="batty">
        <div class="NNN"><!--oh, you
thought I was going in?--->
           <form>
            <input type="text"
name="name" />name:<br />
            <input type="radio"
name="gender" value="female"
/>female<br />
            <input type="radio"
name="gender" value="male" />male<br
/>
           </form>
         </div>
    </div>
    <div id="crazyStories">
         <span class="SPM"></span>
         <span class="IkeMoses"></span>
         <span id="BarTek"></span>
    </div>
    <div id="postsDopePictures">
         <span id="Gusto"></span>
         <span id="MisterGrump"></span>
         <!---I feel like there's someone else I'm
forgetting-->
    </div>
</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>

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203. "hahahaha. <span ID = "GDAttention" length = "short"> </span>"
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121. "Idunno though"
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I mean, I can read just enough C for this shit to be hilarious, and probably everyone's at least seen some code in one language or another. This IS OKP, after all.


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9. "*performs 2nd Line for smarty arty ass poast*"
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LAWD HE WAS SO YOUNG WITH SO MUCH POTENTIAL


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13. "IF SY-SUBRC = '9' INVOKE Snark.Handler."
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12. "RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE:"
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daysofyourlife.each($_) {
if ($_== "gained some sense") {
(give me a fucking) $break;
}
}

.........................
the little anodynes

  

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19. "1/(Poetx.Sense) = DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR."
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23. "aw, my subliminals weren't directed at you"
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.........................
the little anodynes

  

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26. "IF RETCODE (Misdirection.Attempt) > 0 {EXPOSE X.Understanding}"
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lol.


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14. "**looks at board sideways**"
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18. "bartek."
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select top 1 u.username, count(p.pid)
from users u inner join posts p on p.uid = u.uid
where p.body like '%white%' or p.body like '%yt%'
group by u.username
order by count(p.pid) desc

or, in oracle

select top 1 u.username from users u where u.ukwcutb = 1 and rownum = 1;

--
http://at.yamomzcrib.com </3
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20. "lmao.. ok that was funny..."
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@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

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22. "lol. i like that this is cross-platform."
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24. "had to edit: i forgot to add u.ukwcutb in the where clause."
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28. "your internal table would be smaller if you filter for Angst, first."
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42. "maybe an index on the columns white and guilt?"
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56. "that's a programmer preference /design time decision. but from"
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browsing the production data, yes, it would have the same impact here.


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161. "this nigga busted out with SQL"
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_______________________
"Arm Leg Leg Arm Hate." c/o desus
_______________________
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http://www.facebook.com/divineruler
__gigs__
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165. "shit is great, ain't it?"
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21. "prints out on dot-matrix printer....takes home to study overnite"
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31. "lol... i wonder if folks will get/remember this.."
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@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

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152. "lol. i should make the dot matrix whine my ringtone. now THAT would"
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be some uber nerd shit.

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25. "IF forum.name = 'GD' {SET poast.topic = (concat('party', '& bullshit'))]"
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30. "IF 'OP' || My.Clique GO "IN""
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ELSEIF SET DEFENSE = 'Cover 2'.


(for The Doc)


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32. "IF Poster != 'A.List' AND Poast.Replies > 200 {"
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(Poast.IsFunny = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsSerious = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsSad = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsCeleb = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'N' AND Dick.Ride = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsCeleb = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y' AND Stunt.Flag = 'Y')}

ELSEIF SET GD.Status = 'Broken'.





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33. "<META NAME="maddoggies" content="NOINDEX,FOLLOW">"
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<OL>
<LI>bowwowow
<LI>yippyyo
<LI>yippyyay
</OL>
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~

  

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140. "lol. IF IsHitDog = 'Y' THEN LOAD Yelp.wav."
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34. "Sex polls"
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#include <okp's, fee's, gaydies.h>
int main()

{
int , orgasm, cry, multiple, penis, vagina;
STUNT << " Enter the length of orgasm\n";
penis >> radius of vagina;
penis = 3.14159 Inches;
diameter = 2 * radius;
FOR maximum.girth = 'multiple' therefore
STUNT << CRY
circumference = 2 / pi / radius;
= FAIL
area = penis * (vagina)^2;
stunt << "I have made my s.o. cry with good sex.....(2 x r)\n";
stunt << "My penis is huge " << diameter << endl;
stunt << "My vagina is the sweetest.....(2 x pi x r)\n";
stunt << "smells bad << tastes good << endl;
stunt << "I made a porn video......(pi x )\n";
stunt << "I swear imma marry an okfee " << area << endl;

return 0;
}

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36. "lol"
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______________________________________________________

you stay classy, haters.
then, go fuck yourselves.

  

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51. "hhahaha. well.Played. nm"
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143. "damnit... I'm a nerd it's official"
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I got and chuckled equally through this post...then HOWLED on this one



_____________________________________
WITH CUZ (STACEY) GONE, I'LL NEVER REALLY BE HERE AGAIN

I swear I'm a marry an OKP


Nakia Genevieve are my middle names... Not my attempt to morph Phenom with Novembersgift... But...

  

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156. "im fuckin you up on sight. lol."
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213. "lol! *runs!*"
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@}-,-`-

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35. "IF Poast.Topic = 'Obama', DO (i = 1 to 3) X; RETURN"
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MakeAllCaps(concat('fake change', Poast.Topic))
SET replyID = iX


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38. "lol... good one."
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@}-,-`-

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39. "*dead*"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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73. "lol"
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<--- Bear Down! © DA PREZ

"Sometimes I comtemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common

Counting the days til 5/26/09

  

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37. "OKP GD Moderator Tour #1:"
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(Edit: Bullshit, it didn't save the indents)

For (r = 1, r < Post.TotalReplies, r++)
{ 
   OffendingReplyCount = 0;

   if InReplyText(Post(r), 'pr0n') !=0)
   {
     if InSubjectLine(Post(r), 'NWS') =0)
     {
       Post(r).Delete;
       System.PrintLine('15-ed!');
       OffendingReplyCount++;
     }
     else
     {
      Post(r).Ignore;
     }
   }
   else
   {
    Post(r).Ignore;
   }

 if OffendingReplyCount =< 0
 {
  Post.Ignore;
 }
 else if OffendingReplyCount > 0 &&
OffendingReplyCount <=2
 {
  Post.Lock;
 }
 else 
 {
  Post.Delete;
 } 
   
          

Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

Jays | Cavs | Eagles | Sabres | Tarheels

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131. "LTXAO. they could really use this, yo. nm"
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174. "good one"
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Drokayplayer ™


>you're like the most known unknown poster
- Mr. Buildingblock

  

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175. "Free Agent post = 0 + (x) Free Agent - Snark / post topic"
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Drokayplayer ™


>you're like the most known unknown poster
- Mr. Buildingblock

  

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40. "For All R Where InSubjectLine(Post(R), 'Binlahab') = 0"
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If Post(r).Author = 'Binlahab'
Then Set Post(r).Topic = 'Binlahab'

Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

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41. "perfect."
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55. "concat ('lm', 'mfao')."
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118. "LOL"
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http://twitter.com/RSoon
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https://soundcloud.com/marianmereba/blue-for-mr-green-real-soon

  

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162. "i dunno what this means, but i like it. nm"
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hustle man is back for that holiday 08: http://picasaweb.google.com/drtooth2007

  

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219. "lol, it means you make it all about you."
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http://www.myspace.com/tommywhy

  

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43. "I dunno man this might be too nerdy. Even for me."
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Fuck your sig.

  

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50. "^^ Exit_Routine () ^^"
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52. "if (poast.isPlat() &amp;&amp; nopayne.getNumLols() == 0)"
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{
  for (Poster poster : Posters)
  {
    try
    {
       nopayne.snark(poster);
    }
    catch (SnarkDeflectedException ex)
    {
       nopayne.logOff();
    }
  }
}

Fuck your sig.

  

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62. "^^ = TRUE ^^ While (NoPayne.Properties.Item("Give a Shit") = 0)"
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Poast.Continue(peoples.bullshit)

Wend

  

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82. "Yeah this is like a nerd test...."
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I failed.

  

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88. "Set Peer.Pressure = "All your friends are doin' it"; Geek++"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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44. "Global VarChar PG"
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59. "RE: Global VarChar PG"
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String[] poastTitles = getPoastTitles();
String newPoastTitle = manglePosttitles(0,
poastTitles.length());
PG.makePoast(newPoastTitle);



Fuck your sig.

  

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63. "lol... you know it's funny.. because that routine is open source too."
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83. "hahahaha."
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peace & blessings,

x. 

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45. "RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE:"
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READY

10 INPUT "Post ", U$
20 PRINT "Sex "; U$
30 INPUT "How many Partners: ", N
40 S$ = ""
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "*"
70 NEXT I
80 PRINT S$
90 INPUT "Do you want more sex? ", A$
100 IF LEN(A$) = 0 THEN 90
110 A$ = LEFT$(A$, 1)
120 IF A$ = "Y" OR A$ = "y" THEN 30
130 PRINT "Goodbye ";U$
140 END

RUN
***************************************

And they might even have a black president but he’s useless,
Cause he does not control the economy stupid! ©Immortal Technique

  

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46. "LOL. i *almost* understood that."
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------------------------------------------
latest mixtape:
https://www.mixcloud.com/mistamonotone/music-to-smack-motherfckers-to/

mistamonotone - taboo
http://mistamonotone.bandcamp.com/album/taboo

@mistamonotone
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47. "Sheesh I can be such a dork at times :("
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does something gangster
***************************************

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Cause he does not control the economy stupid! ©Immortal Technique

  

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66. "Now that is what we call 'vintage'."
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

Jays | Cavs | Eagles | Sabres | Tarheels

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48. "OKP Moderator Tour #2:"
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For Reply R in Post Where Post.PersonalBizRating > 0

If Post(R).NNN == True
 Do
 {
   If Post.BaconGreaseAllOverTheExcelLevel > 0
   {
    Post.Delete();
   }  
   Else If Post.EtherRating > 14 && Post.Spinoff ==
True
   {
     Then Post.Delete();
   }
  Else
  {
   Post.Ignore();
  }
  
 While (Post.TotalReplyCount > 150)

Else
  Post.Ignore();

      
 
   

Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

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49. "RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE:"
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54. "lol"
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Fuck your sig.

  

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57. "LTDFAO"
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

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67. "I don't know why but "DEADHORSE = *ON" is HILARIOUS to me..."
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@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r  _ l _ e s.

xD

  

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142. "That's the default setting of OKP in FF: DEADHORSE = "ON" ."
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i get a dcsetup.php error if I try to reset DEADHORSE to
"OFF". 


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90. "^^^ WINNAR"
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.

____________________________

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Soon
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120. "Y'all're KILLING me...LOL"
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http://twitter.com/RSoon
http://soonsounds.com <--- Peace for the Fiery Heart
https://soundcloud.com/marianmereba/blue-for-mr-green-real-soon

  

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53. "hands down this is the geekiest shit you've posted"
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wasn't that special imagine if Nelly Furtado had one too many sunburns and a Funion addiction (c) okp B9 on Allison

  

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211. "200+ poasts in, i am inclined to agree. nm"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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58. "my name bet not pop up nowhere in here"
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b/c i won't have a bit of knowledge as to whats being said.

u guys a dweebs, btw
____________________
we don't like the day! we can't stand the night! we really hate to play! we only want to fight! and we'll do it IN YOUR FACE!!

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61. "trace(e.description)"
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hahahahahahahahah....

.........................
the little anodynes

  

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64. "Person trace = stack.pop();"
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Bush.push(trace);


Fuck your sig.

  

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87. "function Trace ( ) { concat (meat , 'penis') }"
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set meat = 'ham'

CALL Trace ( )


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148. "YES."
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149. "^^^^lol @ both the above replies"
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peace

Smoody
___________________

People of color are NOT a minority. Think Global.

Don't Let Hollywood fool you.

  

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60. "I was here. No, I was literally here. LOL"
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99. "small ass subset, no? lol. i was like, dayum, ma, you only leaving"
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urself about 4 dudes, max.


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65. "function AnalyzeNew.Poaster {"
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IF Poaster.IsMale = 'Y' THEN EXIT;
 IF Poaster.HasAvy = 'Y' AND 
    Poaster.Looks >= value('half decent') AND
    Poaster.ApparentAge >=18 AND
    Poaster.HasPulse = 'Y'

* comment  CALL FUNCTION 'IsTranny' PASSING (Avy.pic,
adams.apple.flag)

  THEN Set.ThirstFlag = ' :-)~~ ' 



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68. "GOLD!!!! I'll be back with mine later"
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but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

  

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128. "*looks at watch*. darryl shit gonna be compiled an airything."
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x.

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69. "Is it weird that this post is arousing to me? :-/"
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------------------------------
Muhfucka u know its me fine as I am. (c)Geah

<----- No, I don't care. Now what?


www.myspace.com/heavenleiblumoon

  

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97. "CALL FUNCTION :-)~~"
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70. "i was a liberal arts major - fug this"
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lolz...

__________
"Justice is really love in calculation. Justice is love correcting that which revolts against love..." - MLK

  

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117. "plenty liberal arts majors in IT, fam. you could at least project manage..."
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71. "$THIRST"
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76. "LTDFAO, good show."
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

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77. "hahahahaha...."
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@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r  _ l _ e s.

xD

  

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80. "lol. you forgot to call the IsTranny function, though!"
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91. "^^^ DAMN - THE THIRST CODE ^^^"
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The past is my foundation, not my preoccupation.

http://www.typeillypress.com
http://www.twitter.com/mtorez

  

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191. "Nice. What language is that btw?"
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peace

Smoody
___________________

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Don't Let Hollywood fool you.

  

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208. "RPG"
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72. "if (poast.goingWood()) spawn(new AttentionWhoreEdit());"
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Fuck your sig.

  

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81. "lol. AND ASSIGN pID = '#####'."
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Soon
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123. "HA!"
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http://twitter.com/RSoon
http://soonsounds.com <--- Peace for the Fiery Heart
https://soundcloud.com/marianmereba/blue-for-mr-green-real-soon

  

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74. "this is fuckin genius."
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134. "Thank.You"
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75. "IF Contains.Titties(Poast.Content) = NULL, CALL Mash_Comp;"
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function Mash_Comp( )
var Poast.Content += 'Titties'
;




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78. "IF Poaster.Weight < buckfifty THEN DO Tough.Type ELSE"
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JustLOLAndLogoffBitch ( );





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79. "Eep"
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Op

Orp

Uh

Uh.

  

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84. "func blueTiger ( ) { Subject.Str = concat ('RE: ' , SubjectStr) }"
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so concise.


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85. ""
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86. "CODE THIS (((((((((((HYENA BUTTER FOR THIS BULLSHIT POAST))))))))))))))"
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now decipher
_____________________________________________________
"we did it, we did it, OKAAAAY!"© Dora the explorer.

"What people think of me is none of my business."© Oprah

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."© Einstein

  

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89. "RE: CODE THIS (((((((((((HYENA BUTTER FOR THIS BULLSHIT POAST)))))))))))..."
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92. "<embed> HYENA BUTTER </embed>"
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96. "you know I never realized"
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94. "is that LISP?"
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Fuck your sig.

  

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105. "gonna guess rpg"
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but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

  

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113. "You mean rpn right?"
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.

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141. "no I mean RPG, it's for mainframes"
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but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

  

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216. "what it do?"
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112. "Scheme."
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.

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93. "OKAcademic audit"
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##Okayplayer
##Degree= Swaggernomics
##CONC=General Discussion; GD

BEGIN

;

3 Credits in
LSHV 360:5%
Label "Member since xx= ____ ";

3 Credits in
LSHV 150:497
LSHV 901, Tricknology
HIST 362, sixers,sevens
HIST 560,
HIST 568, Gods and Earths
INAF 438 (dwterm >= bidges and dwterm <= niggas),
LSHV 428 default to SOHH prereq.<<<<

Label "2nd core or human values course snark";
3 Credits in
LSHV 467, Roots + Culture/
LSHV 475; ^Mod + dialectics
LSHV 478,
LSHV 706, Boho
LSHV 444
Label "Additional Field Elective Course in utter fuckery Req.";

  

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157. "."
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Tue Nov-18-08 03:59 AM by Natural Mystic

          

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95. "function LessonIze ( ) {IF Group.Fans < 5 SET Lesson.Flag = 'Jock'"
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ELSEIF (Group.Fans >= 5 AND Group.Fans <= 20
SET Poaster.Comment = "I was up on them years ago"
CALL Issue.Late.Pass )

ELSEIF (Group.Fans > 20 AND <= 1000000
SET Lesson.Flag = 'HATE'
SET Condescension = 'ON'
SET Poaster.Comment = concat (Group.Name, " SUCKS!!!")

ELSEIF (Group.Fans > 1000000
SET Condescension = 'ON'
SET FakeIrony = 'ON'
SET Lesson.Flag = 'Jock'
SET Poaster.Comment = concat (Group.Name, " is REAL", Group.Genre, " you just don't get it because you like wack shit like", OKartists)


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98. "function 2_Way_Pigeon ( ) {"
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READ Main.Page
WHILE NOT %EOF
SELECT * FROM SUBJECT WHERE {
 Topic LIKE ITAB My.Friends }

 IF Sy-Subrc > 0 
  SET BEEF = 'ON'
  CALL Mail_SEND PASSING (Poast.Subject, Poast.Content,
Poast.Starter) 
 END. 

ELSE SET BEEF = 'None'. 





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100. "if (okFees.isBatty()){"
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if 
   okFee.isBatty() ||
   okFee.gavePublicBDR() ||
   okFee.prollyGotTehClerp() ||
   okFee.messedWithXOkps(3) ||
   okFee.cosignedLingo() 

then 
  okFee = okFees.next(); 

else
  okDude.hollaAt(okFee);  
    
endif
  

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101. "call FUNCTION buildingblock ( ) ;"
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function buildingblock ( ) {
 SET Hunnids.Properties = 'Wild' |


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103. "lol. you have GOT to run 'em through the proper sorting routines."
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104. "0 rows returned."
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Got MySQL cranking away over nothing


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108. "sysadmins mad as shit. just burning up cpu cycles on the db for"
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no good damn reason. 


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106. "In real geek news - I wrote a full OKP API in Python"
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...last week sometime...

Not sure what I'm going to do with it just yet.  
I'll prolly write the Zeitgeist again as a proof of concept.

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107. "what calls did you implement?"
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I started to write my OKP blocking script but things started
getting screwy when I tried to parse out the HTML on the
various post listing pages.


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109. "definitely let me see that shit when u done."
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102. "I don't have the patience for this right now"
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.......

  

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110. "u know what???"
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fuk this shit

*packs up toys, chucks the deuce*

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111. "WHILE VIEWS > 1000 * (REPLIES) SET BAIT_POAST = 'Y'"
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IF BAIT_POAST = 'Y' AND SUBJECT = %NSFW& OR %NWS&
SET POAST_TYPE = concat ('Mastur', 'BAIT_POAST')


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114. "IF Poast.Subject = *.jpg AND Poast.Subject.Properties.Titties = 'Y'"
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{ CALL FUNCTION ReactRespond }
END. 

function ReactRespond ( ) {
 IF MyLocation = 'J.O.'
  Echo 'http://www.yahoo.com'

 ELSEIF 
  Set MouseOver = 'Y'. 
   IF Poast.Subject.Properties.HasCock = 'Y'
   Set JadeTyphoon = 'OFF'
   INBOX ActiveMod REQUESTING Poast_Delete. 

   END. 

END.} 

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Soon
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124. "^^^^^^^ FANTASTIC"
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http://twitter.com/RSoon
http://soonsounds.com <--- Peace for the Fiery Heart
https://soundcloud.com/marianmereba/blue-for-mr-green-real-soon

  

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126. "could have used that snippet last week, right?"
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132. "Thou dost speak the truth, yea evermore."
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I personally was spared the bleeding death by not having Jade
Typhoon installed at all, but I empathized with the agony of
those not spared by their ludditery.


And, of course, Larvaetitty would deserve its own filtration.


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171. "i think we are handling larvaetitty via server side exclude. lol. nm"
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146. "Nice"
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peace

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168. "*Dizzy Gillespie*"
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

Jays | Cavs | Eagles | Sabres | Tarheels

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115. "WHILE OKP GettingWorkDone = NULL."
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116. "poastCount++;"
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Fuck your sig.

  

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119. "MakeAPoast.okp (done in OKProject format)"
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1.1     CONCEPT
1.1.1   Think of shit to poast about 
1.1.2   Decide that I hate project mgmt at my job and this is
a spectacularly poor poast idea, even within THIS topic
1.1.3   COREQ: 1.1.2 - Write random bullshit with an idea
toward fixing later

2.0.0   DEVELOPMENT 
2.1.1   Review budget
2.1.2   Decide I don't have the time to execute this
ill-conceived poast
2.1.3   Send Poast Development Off-Shore
2.1.4   COREQ 2.1.3 - Prepare excuse that Poast is fucked up
because them damb (fill in nationality) don't know what they
doing

3.0.0   DEPLOYMENT 
3.1.1   Push 'Submit' Button
3.1.2   Monitor Poast Performance
3.1.3   Gather Poast Performance SLAs, including ViewCount and
ReplyCount


4.0.0   PRODUCTION SUPPORT 
4.1.1.  Implement Poast Maintenance Schedule, including timely
'Ups', 'Thank Yous', etc. 
4.1.2   Solicit 'LOLs'

5.0.0   POST MORTEM
5.1.1   Review Poast performance
5.1.2   If Poast is archived, save template for future asset
reuse
5.1.3   If Poast was wood, play that shit off like it never
happened. 



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122. "I tried to load this up on OkProject2005. It won't work."
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halp!


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125. "all i know is i can't see the old archives w/o the BurbKnight Viewer"
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plug-in. :-(


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129. "burb$ sudo rm -rf /home/hitech/archives"
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RIP


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133. "ps - ef grep 'okp' | archives"
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135. "mofo dropped the 'chmod 000 ~okp/.archives'"
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thought he was slick. smh


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127. "IF Bamma.Sensitivity > .8 ASSIGN bamma.Class = 'Tresvanty'"
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130. "IF okp.Board = 'Hi-Tech' SET AddMoreRam = 'Hilarious'. ELSE 'WTF?'"
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136. "Poast.Archive()"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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137. "IF binary_search (My.Name, SuperlativePoast) =' ' SET My.Feelings='Hurt'"
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AND concat ('FUCK', '.this.Poast')


ARRAY SuperlativePoast {
Poast.Topic 1 = %Best%Poaster
Poast.Topic 2 = %Smartest%Poaster
Poast.Topic 3 = %Poaster%I'd%Like%To
Poast.Topic 4 = %Favorite%Poaster
...
}

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138. "select P.poastfullofnerdswhilewannabecoolpeoplewatch"
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where p.30yroldsthatknowcode = (sum)s.20yroldsthataremadtheydont and s.sexyfemalesthatcanwritecode <= 0
from Okayplayers as P and Semi-popularfolksthatnevermadeit as S

<---Part of a new class of business leaders

  

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154. "RE: select P.poastfullofnerdswhilewannabecoolpeoplewatch"
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>where p.30yroldsthatknowcode =
>(sum)s.20yroldsthataremadtheydont and
>s.sexyfemalesthatcanwritecode <= 0
>from Okayplayers as P and Semi-popularfolksthatnevermadeit as
>S

lol.

i want to see the output.

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160. "dude.... Variable names.........."
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
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173. "yeah. the names kilt it. his production support ppl gonna be very"
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happy.


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139. "function makeJawn (avy) {"
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DO WHILE Jawn.Properties.Color.Saturation >.40 {
SET Jawn.Properties.Color.Saturation -=
UPDATE Jawn.jpg WITH Jawn.Properties.Color.Saturation
}

SET Avy.Flick = Jawn.jpg
CALL dES.
END. }



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144. ""C:\Program Files\SNARKBox-0.63\snarkbox.exe""
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-conf bitch.conf -noconsole -c "mount a C:\games\snark2" -c "mount b C:\games\snark" -c "a:" -c "bitch.okp"


......................
Change Has Come

  

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151. "IF Snarkbox.exe.Status = 'Y' , CTRL+S THEN SET Attribute = Above.It.All"
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147. "If(post.subject == "tittties" || post.subject =="tits") {"
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 if(post.contents != tits) {
  mandate();
 }
 else {
  reply();
 }
}

void mandate() {
 post.addReply("DTS");
}

void reply() {
 post.addReply("Nice!");
 fap();
}

void fap() {
 //do I really need to explain this one???
 ;
}

  

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150. "lol. void fap ( ) {"
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do (while fap.count < fap.count.max) {
 if (eval(check.Skeet ( )) = 'N')
   { fap.count += ; 
  else break; 
    }
 call close.brower ( ); 
 okp.state = 'Sleep' ; 

 }



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187. "lol..outstanding"
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peace

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Don't Let Hollywood fool you.

  

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153. "WHILE okp.forum = 'freestyle' { Poast.Reply.Subject = typ ( ) }"
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function typ ( ) {

var My.Response.1 = 'Aww Shit, that was HOT!!!'
var My.Response.2 = 'I'm feeling this!'
var My.Response.3 = 'dope.'
var My.Response.4 = '^^^ the realest shit you ever wrote'

return eval(concat(My.Response + '.' + random(1,4)))

}






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155. "Archive. This poast is overflowing with Perls of wisdom."
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Fuck your sig.

  

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159. "no its not."
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164. "its brilliant man"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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158. "as a communications/PR Major I will simply slowly back out of this post"
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This shit is on some Sanskrit for me

When it comes to computers, my knowledge goes about as far as Downloading Music, Uploading photos, and clicking Reply on OKP

  

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163. "it really ain't that hard. for example:"
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153. WHILE okp.forum = 'freestyle' { Poast.Reply.Subject = typ ( ) }
Tue Nov-18-08 01:06 AM

In response to Reply # 0


function typ ( ) {

var My.Response.1 = 'Aww Shit, that was HOT!!!'
var My.Response.2 = 'I'm feeling this!'
var My.Response.3 = 'dope.'
var My.Response.4 = '^^^ the realest shit you ever wrote'

return eval(concat(My.Response + '.' + random(1,4)))

}

translation from sanskrit:
'WHILE' is a kind of loop, where you repeatedly do the stuff inside the { curly braces } until the condition of the WHILE LOOP (in this case, okp.forum = 'freestyle') is met, or TRUE.

so, in the above, for as long as the forum is freestyle, you do the ish inside, which is to set poast.reply.subject = the result of function called 'typ'. dot notation (this.that.theotherthing) is used in some programming languages to show a hierarchy of characteristics of a larger set of variables. so the high level category is 'poast', which has a subset of things describing it, like 'reply', and a poast reply has a subset of characteristics, of which 'subject' is one.

now. the statement is done. as long as the forum is freestyle, do the typ (typical) function.

later on i give the definition of the typ ( ) function. the stuff inside the brackets is evaluated inside out, like math.

random (1,4) is a keyword in this hypothetical language i'm using, meaning its a function that is predefined by the language and does something specific. it takes two arguments (in this case, the 1 and 4), and spits out a random number, from between 1 and ending at 4. so its like rolling a 4 sided die(dice). 'concat' is another keyword/command, short for 'concatenate', or putting two things together. so, with the random joint, concat (My.Response + '.' + 3) would be My.Response.3. eval (evaluate) 'My.Response.3' would return the value of My.Response.3, which we set above as 'dope.'

so all of that is the result of the function typ ( ) when the random number 3 is chosen... typ ( ) returns 'dope.'

so, for that particular execution, WHILE forum = 'freestyle', set the poast.reply.subject = 'dope.'

so, basically, in english, as long as the forum is freestyle, randomly reply to a post with one of those four phrases.

see. not so hard.



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166. "It's POST!!! POST POST POST POST POST not poast!!!!"
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Geez, learn to spell already!

**************************************
"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

  

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169. "nope. 'poast'. has special okp meaning. POAST. POAST! POAST!"
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167. "Motherfucker, what the fuck?!"
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I don't get none of this.

How the fuck so many of y'all understand this shit?

_________________________________________________________

http://www.angryasianman.com

  

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170. "REPLY #163 = rosetta stone, my ninja. nm"
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172. "*COMMENT IF (poast.author = ?uestlove || 15) {SET reply= 'lol' AND"
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TOKPR.poaster.attitude = 'awestruck'
TOKPR.poaster.mode =
SWITCH TOKPR.poaster.gender (male, 'fanboy'| else 'fangirl')
}

/COMMENT

** Change Request - 2004. alter ?uest code to support Irony Engine 3.0
** upgrades. begin new here:

IF (poast.author = ?uestlove || 15) {
SET reply = 'eyeroll.gif' AND
TOKPR.poaster.attitude = 'hate'
TOKPR.poaster.mode = 'snark'
TOKPR.poaster.protocol = 'stunt'
}




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176. "function OKSpellcheck ( ) { IF originalPoaster.Poastcount < 200"
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 CALL FUNCTION spellcheck PASSING
(originalPoaster.poast.Content)

  IF RETURNCODE IN ('honar', 'double barrows', 'semster') {
   SET board.Reply.Mode = 'Snark'
   SET board.Reply.Intensity = 'Unmerciful'
   SET board.Reply.Subject = 'LMAO'
   SET originalPoaster.Rating = 'Fail'
   SET originalPoaster.Rating.Intensity = 'Epic'
   CALL FUNCTION SnarkAttack ( )
   }

 ELSE IGNORE
 }



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177. "IF (Poast.Subject = %confession%wednesday) {"
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SCAN ALL Poast.Reply.Author for username IN ARRAY (enemies);
IF (RETURNCODE > 0 ) {
ECHO "CTRL + S"
MOVE to subfolder "/ammo/dirt"
END.
}

ELSE IGNORE
}




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186. "^^^^ pathetic and true..."
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cats keep pplz business saved in "sub folders" and side IM convos for YEARS all from a message board like it's collateral on a car

no lives

sad ppl...

  

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207. "i be smh'ing. i be laffin, too. but, still."
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189. "^^^^^^^stockpiling lol"
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peace

Smoody
___________________

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Don't Let Hollywood fool you.

  

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193. "LOL, the BaconGrease routine"
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

Jays | Cavs | Eagles | Sabres | Tarheels

PSN: Dr_Claw_77 | XBL: Dr Claw 077 | FB: drclaw077 | T: @drclaw77 | http://thepeoplesvault.wordpress.com

  

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179. "IF (Poast.Subject LIKE %titties%) { CASE"
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_ONE = okayPoaster.Reply.Sermon;
_TWO = ridicule (_ONE);
_THREE = feminist.Rant ( );
_FOUR = IF (okayPoast.Author = 'F') {ADD TO DATABASE};
_FIVE = Act.Like.You.AboveItAll.ButLookAnyway ( );
ELSE = fap ( );
}

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180. "IF (Poast.Subject LIKE %religion% || %god%) { CALL OKatheist ( )"
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WHILE Poast.Subject.Replies < 10 {
EXPRESS disdain (Poast.Subject);
}

WHILE Poast.Subject Replies < 20 {
CALL Blaspheme ( );
}

WHILE Poast.Subject Replies <50 {
SET Okathiest.Fervor LIKE 'religious_zeal';
}

WHEN Poast.Author.state = 'upset' {
EXPRESS surprise ( );
}
}






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181. "function Expertise ( ) {IF poast.Topic != %politics% perform normal ( )"
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ELSE SET Logic = 1/(Logic);
RETURN;
}

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194. "LTDMFAO"
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

Jays | Cavs | Eagles | Sabres | Tarheels

PSN: Dr_Claw_77 | XBL: Dr Claw 077 | FB: drclaw077 | T: @drclaw77 | http://thepeoplesvault.wordpress.com

  

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214. "oh man.. poetx, write one for me, lmao"
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@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

  

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182. "function WhenToStop (n) { IF Poaster.ID != 'poetx' AND"
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Poast.Reply.Count > 100
THEN STOP. ;

ELSE CONTINUE;

}


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183. "beep boop bop beep"
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boop!

  

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184. "SELECT reply FROM post WHERE user_IQ > IQ_of_fungi"
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*3 results returned*

:\

------------------------------------------

My president is black, my Linksys router's blue!!!

  

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202. "IF fungi.sentience = 'Y' THEN the above returns 0 results."
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185. "wow... I thought for sure Monkeynuts would be in here"
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he don't know code?

I thought he knew everything.


  

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190. "I'm allowing myself to be contracted....give me a player/poast"
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I give you the code.

but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

  

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198. "ok. hereya go: function okayartist ( )"
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192. "var myString:String = 'conditioningBeenConditioned';"
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var myStoredValue:Object = 'storedLb' //Or whatever.
var myArray:Array = new Array();
myArray = myStoredLitebrite;

<--- Blame this lady for Nutty.

  

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195. "^^^^failed to compile"
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but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

  

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196. "var myArr:Array = new Array();"
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myArr = 'fool';
myArr = 'duh';
trace(myArr) // 'duh';

<--- Blame this lady for Nutty.

  

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199. "lol function Nettrice ( ) { FOR ALL poast.ID select Poast.Subject"
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WHERE %Obama% IN Poast.Subject
SET reply.Flag = 'Y';
SET cosign.Flag = 'Y';
}

IF poast.ID.Reply.Author = 'dES' {
Make new litebrite.Comment LIKE prev_litebrite.Comment
}
}


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209. "on (release) {"
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poetxKiss = new Kiss(this);
poetxKiss.attachKiss("mygrits");
poetxKiss.start(0, 99);
}

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210. "lol. ok {concat ('these', x) WHERE x='nuts'}"
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217. "touche!"
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>

<--- Blame this lady for Nutty.

  

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218. "CALL FUNCTION truce (Nettrice);"
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197. "if (OKPuser.sex = "female") THEN (post.reply = "asl?")"
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201. "lol. we got about four variants of this program."
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200. "IF (wu_tang_klan = "something to fuck with") return FALSE"
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205. "function IsHeDead (name) {"
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echo "Fuck YOU MEAN? Is he fuckin' DEAD??"
CALL FUNCTION describe(name)
echo "Is he fuckin' dead..."
CALL FUNCTION locate(KillaTape)
RETURN
}







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206. "lol...short & sweet. Excellent"
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peace

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Don't Let Hollywood fool you.

  

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204. "IF user.OKPavi.hotchick == true THEN set function PMinbox("who dat be?")..."
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212. "function up ( ) { IF Poast.Author.Name = me AND page_id > 2"
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Poast.Reply = '^'
Submit
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215. "WHILE you.Bullshittin { CALL cosign ( );"
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echo OFF;
INSERT subliminal.Diss ( );
SET Poaster.State = "AboveItAll"
CALL cosign ( );
RETURN.
}


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220. "<img src=lmaosmh.gif>"
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that's all I got lol


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poetx
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Tue Nov-18-08 09:36 PM

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221. "*sends to code review board*. APPROVED. *issues lol*. nm"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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poetx
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Wed Nov-19-08 09:33 AM

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222. "FOR ?uest.Big.Poast SELECT Poast.Subject FROM ?uest.Poast"
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?uest.Poast.Artist = substr( '(', 'edit)', Poast.Subject)
IF ?uest.Poast.Artist = previous_?uest.Poast.Artist
END

ELSE READ ?uest.Poast
echo <CTRL+F> , ?uest.Poast.Artist.Name
set cursor = ?uest.Poast.Line.Current + 1
READ ?uest.Poast at cursor
REPLY using "LOL"
previous_?uest.Poast.Artist = ?uest.Poast.Artist
END

IGNORE




peace & blessings,

x.

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Dr Claw
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Wed Nov-19-08 10:17 AM

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223. "what should The Doc name this routine?"
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Poster.GenderCode = 'F'
Poster.Race = 'Other/Indeterminate'
Poster.MustReply = 'False'

IF Post.Topic IN ARRAY BlackTopics[]
{
  Poster.MustReply = 'True'
  Poster.IntimacyLevel = MAX(Poster.IntimacyLevel)
  Poster.DeflectionRating = MAX(Poster.DeflectionRating)
  DO
  {
     Bullshit();
     CultureVulture();
     Poster.Evasion = Poster.Evasion + 1;

  } WHILE (Post.IsLocked = 'False')
}
ELSE IF (Post.PerceivedMisogyny > 0 &&
Post.AuthorGenderCode == 'M')
{
  Poster.MustReply = 'True'
  Poster.Mad = 'True'
  Poster.Indignation = '99'
  Poster.DeflectionRating = MAX(Poster.DeflectionRating)
  DO
  {
     Bullshit();
     Projection();
     Poster.Evasion = Poster.Evasion + 1;

  } WHILE (Post.IsLocked = 'False')

 
  IF (Post.IsWood)
  {
    Spinoff(100); /* set spinoff shock value to Wild 100 */
    GenderBattle();
  }
}
ELSE
{
  DO
  {
    Post.Ignore();
  } WHILE (Post.Topic NOT IN ARRAY BlackTopics[] ||
Post.PerceivedMisogyny = 0)
}

  

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224. "*slaps forehead*. OYWI. lol. that's a very well written dart, too."
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peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

  

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225. "lol... update to original program:"
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FOR ALL M WHERE {Walmart.Visit = Y
AND Phonte.Knowledge > 0
AND Baby.Mamma = 0
AND Dude.Attractiveness >= 7
AND (ATL.Resident = Y AND Teh.Ghey <= 3)
AND Holla@You >=0

/* start of change request 11/19/08 */
AND Communication.Pref != 'Txt'}
/* end of change request 11/19/08 */

Set Her.Type = Y;
else return (void);

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

  

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