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*waits to see who assumes this about them* |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 1
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 IF Talk.Type = 'REAL', THEN COSIGN. nm |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 5
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 RE: IF Talk.Type = 'REAL', THEN COSIGN. nm |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 17
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IF {Ninja.Age > 18 AND Twerk.Team.Post.View = Y} |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 2
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 function is_pedo () |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 11
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 Oh.Shit. /END |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 16
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 squawk! |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 29
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 lol |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 145
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the Doc and/or eclipsedini could have a field day with this post |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 3
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 SET poetx.state = 'Hope'. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 7
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ooops.. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 4
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LOL. Pseudocode is too High-Tech for this forum. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 6
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 naw, ninja... GOTO "IN". |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 8
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 werd. i feelz dum cuz i dunnt gettit. *bactspacez* |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 10
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  sheeeid. I'm bout to start typing in simple html code |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 15
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 i'm about to post in pig latin. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 27
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 lmao @ font color = 'black'. we don't really have any html / xml |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 178
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 <html><body><div class="forums"> |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 188
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 hahahaha. <span ID = "GDAttention" length = "short"> </span> |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 203
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 Idunno though |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 121
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*performs 2nd Line for smarty arty ass poast* |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 9
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 IF SY-SUBRC = '9' INVOKE Snark.Handler. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 13
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RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE: |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 12
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 1/(Poetx.Sense) = DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 19
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 aw, my subliminals weren't directed at you |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 23
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 IF RETCODE (Misdirection.Attempt) > 0 {EXPOSE X.Understanding} |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 26
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**looks at board sideways** |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 14
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bartek. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 18
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 lmao.. ok that was funny... |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 20
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 lol. i like that this is cross-platform. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 22
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  had to edit: i forgot to add u.ukwcutb in the where clause. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 24
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 your internal table would be smaller if you filter for Angst, first. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 28
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 maybe an index on the columns white and guilt? |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 42
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 that's a programmer preference /design time decision. but from |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 56
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 this nigga busted out with SQL |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 161
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 shit is great, ain't it? |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 165
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prints out on dot-matrix printer....takes home to study overnite |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 21
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 lol... i wonder if folks will get/remember this.. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 31
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 lol. i should make the dot matrix whine my ringtone. now THAT would |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 152
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IF forum.name = 'GD' {SET poast.topic = (concat('party', '& bullshit'))] |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 25
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IF 'OP' || My.Clique GO "IN" |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 30
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IF Poster != 'A.List' AND Poast.Replies > 200 { |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 32
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<META NAME="maddoggies" content="NOINDEX,FOLLOW"> |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 33
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 lol. IF IsHitDog = 'Y' THEN LOAD Yelp.wav. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 140
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Sex polls |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 34
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 lol |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 36
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 hhahaha. well.Played. nm |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 51
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 damnit... I'm a nerd it's official |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 143
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 im fuckin you up on sight. lol. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 156
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 lol! *runs!* |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 213
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IF Poast.Topic = 'Obama', DO (i = 1 to 3) X; RETURN |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 35
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 lol... good one. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 38
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 *dead* |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 39
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 lol |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 73
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OKP GD Moderator Tour #1: |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 37
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 LTXAO. they could really use this, yo. nm |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 131
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 good one |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 174
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 Free Agent post = 0 + (x) Free Agent - Snark / post topic |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 175
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For All R Where InSubjectLine(Post(R), 'Binlahab') = 0 |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 40
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 perfect. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 41
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 concat ('lm', 'mfao'). |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 55
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 LOL |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 118
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 i dunno what this means, but i like it. nm |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 162
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 lol, it means you make it all about you. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 219
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I dunno man this might be too nerdy. Even for me. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 43
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 ^^ Exit_Routine () ^^ |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 50
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  if (poast.isPlat() && nopayne.getNumLols() == 0) |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 52
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 ^^ = TRUE ^^ While (NoPayne.Properties.Item("Give a Shit") = 0) |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 62
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 Yeah this is like a nerd test.... |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 82
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 Set Peer.Pressure = "All your friends are doin' it"; Geek++ |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 88
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Global VarChar PG |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 44
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 RE: Global VarChar PG |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 59
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 lol... you know it's funny.. because that routine is open source too. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 63
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 hahahaha. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 83
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RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE: |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 45
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 LOL. i *almost* understood that. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 46
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  Sheesh I can be such a dork at times :( |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 47
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 Now that is what we call 'vintage'. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 66
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OKP Moderator Tour #2: |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 48
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RE: Talk About An OKP (or poast) in CODE: |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 49
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 lol |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 54
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 LTDFAO |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 57
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 I don't know why but "DEADHORSE = *ON" is HILARIOUS to me... |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 67
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  That's the default setting of OKP in FF: DEADHORSE = "ON" . |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 142
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 ^^^ WINNAR |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 90
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 Y'all're KILLING me...LOL |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 120
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hands down this is the geekiest shit you've posted |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 53
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 200+ poasts in, i am inclined to agree. nm |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 211
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my name bet not pop up nowhere in here |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 58
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 trace(e.description) |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 61
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 Person trace = stack.pop(); |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 64
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 function Trace ( ) { concat (meat , 'penis') } |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 87
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 YES. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 148
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 ^^^^lol @ both the above replies |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 149
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I was here. No, I was literally here. LOL |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 60
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 small ass subset, no? lol. i was like, dayum, ma, you only leaving |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 99
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function AnalyzeNew.Poaster { |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 65
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GOLD!!!! I'll be back with mine later |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 68
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 *looks at watch*. darryl shit gonna be compiled an airything. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 128
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Is it weird that this post is arousing to me? :-/ |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 69
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 CALL FUNCTION :-)~~ |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 97
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i was a liberal arts major - fug this |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 70
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 plenty liberal arts majors in IT, fam. you could at least project manage... |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 117
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$THIRST |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 71
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 LTDFAO, good show. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 76
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 hahahahaha.... |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 77
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 lol. you forgot to call the IsTranny function, though! |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 80
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 ^^^ DAMN - THE THIRST CODE ^^^ |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 91
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 Nice. What language is that btw? |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 191
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 RPG |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 208
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if (poast.goingWood()) spawn(new AttentionWhoreEdit()); |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 72
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 lol. AND ASSIGN pID = '#####'. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 81
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 HA! |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 123
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this is fuckin genius. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 74
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 Thank.You |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 134
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IF Contains.Titties(Poast.Content) = NULL, CALL Mash_Comp; |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 75
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IF Poaster.Weight < buckfifty THEN DO Tough.Type ELSE |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 78
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Eep |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 79
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func blueTiger ( ) { Subject.Str = concat ('RE: ' , SubjectStr) } |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 84
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Nov 17th 2008 | 85
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CODE THIS (((((((((((HYENA BUTTER FOR THIS BULLSHIT POAST)))))))))))))) |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 86
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 RE: CODE THIS (((((((((((HYENA BUTTER FOR THIS BULLSHIT POAST)))))))))))... |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 89
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  <embed> HYENA BUTTER </embed> |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 92
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  you know I never realized |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 96
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 is that LISP? |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 94
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 gonna guess rpg |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 105
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  You mean rpn right? |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 113
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 no I mean RPG, it's for mainframes |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 141
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 what it do? |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 216
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 Scheme. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 112
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OKAcademic audit |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 93
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 . |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 157
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function LessonIze ( ) {IF Group.Fans < 5 SET Lesson.Flag = 'Jock' |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 95
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function 2_Way_Pigeon ( ) { |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 98
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if (okFees.isBatty()){ |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 100
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 call FUNCTION buildingblock ( ) ; |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 101
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 lol. you have GOT to run 'em through the proper sorting routines. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 103
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 0 rows returned. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 104
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  sysadmins mad as shit. just burning up cpu cycles on the db for |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 108
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 In real geek news - I wrote a full OKP API in Python |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 106
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 what calls did you implement? |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 107
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 definitely let me see that shit when u done. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 109
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I don't have the patience for this right now |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 102
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u know what??? |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 110
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WHILE VIEWS > 1000 * (REPLIES) SET BAIT_POAST = 'Y' |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 111
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IF Poast.Subject = *.jpg AND Poast.Subject.Properties.Titties = 'Y' |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 114
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 ^^^^^^^ FANTASTIC |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 124
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  could have used that snippet last week, right? |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 126
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 Thou dost speak the truth, yea evermore. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 132
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 i think we are handling larvaetitty via server side exclude. lol. nm |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 171
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 Nice |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 146
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 *Dizzy Gillespie* |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 168
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WHILE OKP GettingWorkDone = NULL. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 115
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 poastCount++; |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 116
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MakeAPoast.okp (done in OKProject format) |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 119
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 I tried to load this up on OkProject2005. It won't work. |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 122
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 all i know is i can't see the old archives w/o the BurbKnight Viewer |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 125
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 burb$ sudo rm -rf /home/hitech/archives |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 129
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 ps - ef grep 'okp' | archives |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 133
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 mofo dropped the 'chmod 000 ~okp/.archives' |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 135
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IF Bamma.Sensitivity > .8 ASSIGN bamma.Class = 'Tresvanty' |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 127
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IF okp.Board = 'Hi-Tech' SET AddMoreRam = 'Hilarious'. ELSE 'WTF?' |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 130
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Poast.Archive() |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 136
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IF binary_search (My.Name, SuperlativePoast) =' ' SET My.Feelings='Hurt' |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 137
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select P.poastfullofnerdswhilewannabecoolpeoplewatch |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 138
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 RE: select P.poastfullofnerdswhilewannabecoolpeoplewatch |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 154
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 dude.... Variable names.......... |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 160
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 yeah. the names kilt it. his production support ppl gonna be very |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 173
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function makeJawn (avy) { |
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Nov 17th 2008 | 139
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"C:\Program Files\SNARKBox-0.63\snarkbox.exe" |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 144
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 IF Snarkbox.exe.Status = 'Y' , CTRL+S THEN SET Attribute = Above.It.All |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 151
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If(post.subject == "tittties" || post.subject =="tits") { |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 147
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 lol. void fap ( ) { |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 150
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 lol..outstanding |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 187
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WHILE okp.forum = 'freestyle' { Poast.Reply.Subject = typ ( ) } |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 153
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Archive. This poast is overflowing with Perls of wisdom. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 155
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 no its not. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 159
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 its brilliant man |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 164
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as a communications/PR Major I will simply slowly back out of this post |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 158
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 it really ain't that hard. for example: |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 163
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It's POST!!! POST POST POST POST POST not poast!!!! |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 166
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 nope. 'poast'. has special okp meaning. POAST. POAST! POAST! |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 169
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Motherfucker, what the fuck?! |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 167
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 REPLY #163 = rosetta stone, my ninja. nm |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 170
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*COMMENT IF (poast.author = ?uestlove || 15) {SET reply= 'lol' AND |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 172
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function OKSpellcheck ( ) { IF originalPoaster.Poastcount < 200 |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 176
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IF (Poast.Subject = %confession%wednesday) { |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 177
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 ^^^^ pathetic and true... |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 186
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  i be smh'ing. i be laffin, too. but, still. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 207
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 ^^^^^^^stockpiling lol |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 189
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 LOL, the BaconGrease routine |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 193
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IF (Poast.Subject LIKE %titties%) { CASE |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 179
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IF (Poast.Subject LIKE %religion% || %god%) { CALL OKatheist ( ) |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 180
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function Expertise ( ) {IF poast.Topic != %politics% perform normal ( ) |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 181
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 LTDMFAO |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 194
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 oh man.. poetx, write one for me, lmao |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 214
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function WhenToStop (n) { IF Poaster.ID != 'poetx' AND |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 182
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beep boop bop beep |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 183
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SELECT reply FROM post WHERE user_IQ > IQ_of_fungi |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 184
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 IF fungi.sentience = 'Y' THEN the above returns 0 results. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 202
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wow... I thought for sure Monkeynuts would be in here |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 185
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I'm allowing myself to be contracted....give me a player/poast |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 190
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 ok. hereya go: function okayartist ( ) |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 198
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var myString:String = 'conditioningBeenConditioned'; |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 192
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 ^^^^failed to compile |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 195
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  var myArr:Array = new Array(); |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 196
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 lol function Nettrice ( ) { FOR ALL poast.ID select Poast.Subject |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 199
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 on (release) { |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 209
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 lol. ok {concat ('these', x) WHERE x='nuts'} |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 210
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 touche! |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 217
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 CALL FUNCTION truce (Nettrice); |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 218
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if (OKPuser.sex = "female") THEN (post.reply = "asl?") |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 197
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 lol. we got about four variants of this program. |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 201
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IF (wu_tang_klan = "something to fuck with") return FALSE |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 200
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 function IsHeDead (name) { |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 205
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 lol...short & sweet. Excellent |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 206
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IF user.OKPavi.hotchick == true THEN set function PMinbox("who dat be?")... |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 204
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function up ( ) { IF Poast.Author.Name = me AND page_id > 2 |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 212
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WHILE you.Bullshittin { CALL cosign ( ); |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 215
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<img src=lmaosmh.gif> |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 220
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 *sends to code review board*. APPROVED. *issues lol*. nm |
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Nov 18th 2008 | 221
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FOR ?uest.Big.Poast SELECT Poast.Subject FROM ?uest.Poast |
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Nov 19th 2008 | 222
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what should The Doc name this routine? |
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Nov 19th 2008 | 223
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 *slaps forehead*. OYWI. lol. that's a very well written dart, too. |
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Nov 19th 2008 | 224
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lol... update to original program: |
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Nov 19th 2008 | 225
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