8. "^^^showed sneakers in her avy. Courting chubby okp men." In response to Reply # 0
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--- We From A Place Where Dem Boys Still Pimpin' Them Hoes We From A Place Cadillacs Still Ridin' On Vogues We From A Place Where My Soul Still Don't Feel Free Where A Flag Means More Than Me(IN MISSISSIPPI)
homie was down there tearing it up with the tongue and Iet the hardest nut EVER out I screamed to the top of my lungs and then cried like a baby I could NOT move, all I could do was cry and fight his head away that shit was celestial yo. I'm getting teary eyed just thinking about it
51. "HersheyBit, you sicko" In response to Reply # 0
Now I want to ask everyone I know whether they've cried and masturbated at the same time.
That's bad enough.
What makes it worse, though, is that tonight I'm getting together with the friend who almost ended our friendship when I was obsessing on veritas's question: What is the largest animal you could kill with your bare hands?
78. "Do people count as animals?" In response to Reply # 51
Cuz I have a list of motherfuckers I'd choke the life out of with no remorse. Don't worry, they all have it coming and the world will be better off without them...or so I keep telling myself.
57. "***cues Reh Dog song for this post***" In response to Reply # 0 Thu Sep-04-08 07:52 PM by Stoogie
nm
"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.
93. "The naughty librarian of doom LOL nm" In response to Reply # 58
Should a person do good, let him do good over and over again. Let him find pleasure therein, for blissful is the accumulation of good ~ Buddhist teachings
Av: was taken in January. I've got a bit more hair now.
I knew these two hot girls and they both told me that they were confused sexually. I set it up for them to meet and talk to each other about their feelings. Eventually, they both realized that they were lesbians and they fell in love.
In order to thank me for setting them up and indirectly helping them to discover their inate lesbian selves they allowed me to watch them have sex for the first time. I, of course, said yes because this is every man's dream come true...provided of course that he gets to bone both girls.
Anyways, they were getting it on, sucking and licking each other all over and while I was masturbating I realized that it wasn't just sex...they have just found each other and they were making love for the very first time and they finally knew who they were. The whole thing struck me as being such a beautiful moment that I began to silently weep as I pleasured myself.
Yeah, that totally didn't happen^. I made it up in an attempt to be funny. Remember, I write for a living.
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