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"funny ass stories involving rappers."


  

          

i was just reminded of that time loon slapped 40 cal with a shovel in a barber shop.

and i made this avatar: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/planetinfinite/loonblewthen--ga-1.jpg

and i just read this shit on G dep's wikipedia page and niggas sayin the shit is true:

The rapper was arrested in January 2007, for breaking a display model mobile phone, during an argument at a T-Mobile store in Manhattan.

According to the New York Daily News, G. Dep's bail was set at $750, but he stayed on Rikers Island for almost a month, because he could not come up with the money.


haha. i'm cryin. nigga got sent to rikers over a hollow ass phone display. nigga prolly wasn't even lookin at the baller shit either. he was lookin for a free phone. a tracfone startac and shit.

http://www.myspace.com/thievinstealberg
http://gamesadistic.blogspot.com (bad games blog)
http://omgyouseablog.blogspot.com/ (random mobile blog)

  

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remember when nore hit nas with a flowerpot?
Jun 27th 2007
1
man when the fuck that happen?
Jun 27th 2007
4
link.
Jun 27th 2007
7
      I can picture the little hill of dirt on Nas' head...
Jun 29th 2007
438
This nigga Desus.
Jun 28th 2007
51
pap!^5
Jun 27th 2007
2
Crich's BootCamp experience few years back!
Jun 27th 2007
3
oh shit yeah.
Jun 27th 2007
5
CLASSIC!!!!!!
Jun 28th 2007
208
From now on we gonna call you Kwa. Still hilarious.
Jun 28th 2007
352
a $750 bond
Jun 27th 2007
6
dude couldn't put his 200 dollar contract money towards his bond.
Jun 27th 2007
8
Big Boi's story on Gangsta Grillz, about an orgy gone wrong.
Jun 27th 2007
9
wowwwwwwwwww I missed that one
Jun 27th 2007
10
which GG is that anyway?
Jun 27th 2007
11
      A random guess, it's either 10 or 11.
Jun 28th 2007
270
      it's 10
Jun 28th 2007
350
Papoose.
Jun 28th 2007
12
guffaw
Jun 28th 2007
14
woooow.
Jun 28th 2007
16
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
24
*DEAD*
Jun 28th 2007
47
ah damn
Jun 28th 2007
81
LOL!!!
Jun 28th 2007
113
lol
Jun 28th 2007
119
hahahahaha
Jun 28th 2007
122
aw
Jun 28th 2007
183
this nigga sad...
Jun 28th 2007
216
Heeee-larious!
Jun 28th 2007
303
mmmmmm accidental ether
Jun 28th 2007
327
you shoulda hugged that cat.
Jun 29th 2007
433
I'm just in this post
Jun 28th 2007
13
Nore
Jun 28th 2007
15
wait, is this real? that's funny.
Jun 28th 2007
18
      100% real.
Jun 28th 2007
23
           N.O.R.E.
Jun 28th 2007
41
           lol
Jun 28th 2007
121
Hell Ruger Rell (BX STAND UP)
Jun 28th 2007
17
What the hel?
Jun 28th 2007
52
y'all niggas think u need to be rich or famous to have groupies?
Jun 28th 2007
53
      LMAO
Jun 28th 2007
127
      niggas playing ball at JUCOS have groupies
Jun 28th 2007
182
           basically
Jun 28th 2007
211
lol @ the dodge charger
Jun 28th 2007
329
DMX
Jun 28th 2007
19
famz...you need a blog for these. seriously.
Jun 28th 2007
21
I fucks with DMX...
Jun 28th 2007
77
MLOC!!!!! (*Mutley Laughing Outta Control*). dayum.
Jun 28th 2007
241
WOW
Jun 28th 2007
299
*puts lighter in the air for BOOMS*
Jun 28th 2007
302
man velors were hot. im wearin rocawear swets I copped in that
Jun 29th 2007
419
Beanie Sigel
Jun 28th 2007
20
WTH?
Jun 28th 2007
54
im dying because I can picture that
Jun 28th 2007
140
I know...that nigga is a thug to the core.
Jun 28th 2007
201
Fam, I know this ain't no lie....
Jun 28th 2007
203
      it was fade to black
Jun 28th 2007
310
      backstage.
Jun 28th 2007
322
RE: funny ass stories involving rappers.
Jun 28th 2007
22
there wasn't, but
Jun 28th 2007
32
Snoop: a friend of mine was at a sprint store in el paso
Jun 28th 2007
25
Jadakiss
Jun 28th 2007
26
lmao
Jun 28th 2007
27
he was grumbling "god damn you puffy"
Jun 28th 2007
28
lmao
Jun 28th 2007
187
Queen Latifah
Jun 28th 2007
29
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
30
i got part two of this story....lol
Jun 28th 2007
205
LOL
Jun 29th 2007
394
Latifah......uhhhhhmmmm....
Jun 28th 2007
207
RELL.
Jun 28th 2007
31
Damn.
Jun 28th 2007
34
This cat got Rell stories.
Jun 28th 2007
49
Well Damn.
Jun 28th 2007
50
?...
Jun 28th 2007
73
broad punked him out over some chicken--
Jun 28th 2007
82
      ohh...well that was obvious
Jun 28th 2007
89
           he didn't want people like desus to recognize him and
Jun 28th 2007
164
LOL dayum
Jun 28th 2007
163
LMBAO @ T R A G E D Y....
Jun 28th 2007
238
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
300
LOL!!!
Jun 28th 2007
328
lol, i need to move to nyc
Jun 28th 2007
354
BIG Pun
Jun 28th 2007
33
you owned this post man...
Jun 28th 2007
126
Jealous Ones Still Envy (I guess it was a sequel or something)
Jun 28th 2007
148
yeah, J.O.S.E. came after Jealous Ones Envy...
Jun 28th 2007
202
      real talk
Jun 29th 2007
423
Awww . . . you could've got Big Pun's autograph
Jun 28th 2007
331
      RE: Awww . . . you could've got Big Pun's autograph...torn up
Jun 29th 2007
454
Kurupt
Jun 28th 2007
35
wtf? haha. i guess he thought you were clowning.
Jun 28th 2007
36
looking back i think it was some eastside/westside shit
Jun 28th 2007
38
this might be the funniest one outta all of em.
Jun 28th 2007
44
hahaha!
Jun 28th 2007
102
he thought you was from Watts-Up
Jun 28th 2007
118
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
128
he's from Philly tho, isn't he?
Jun 28th 2007
335
Darby, actually...
Jun 29th 2007
361
tryna go hard whilst rocking lugabeez...
Jun 29th 2007
455
Sheek Louch
Jun 28th 2007
37
lol
Jun 28th 2007
39
oh shit LOL!!!!!
Jun 28th 2007
40
lol
Jun 28th 2007
42
hahahahaha what is up with them LOX niggas man?
Jun 28th 2007
43
hahahhahah daaaaaaaaaamn. gangsta.
Jun 28th 2007
45
oh shit. this is better than the kurupt story.
Jun 28th 2007
46
ur like the Charlie Murph of OKP Rappertales.
Jun 28th 2007
48
hes not gonna like that comparison
Jun 28th 2007
68
      what's the story behind that?
Jun 28th 2007
218
i'm dying here, lol n/m
Jun 28th 2007
55
haha
Jun 28th 2007
80
omg
Jun 28th 2007
87
^^^^WINNER
Jun 28th 2007
115
omg... best story. ever.
Jun 28th 2007
131
*DEAD*
Jun 28th 2007
142
wth
Jun 28th 2007
191
^^^^Funniest post of 07 easily.
Jun 28th 2007
247
no Vick-o
Jun 28th 2007
296
LMAO @ Whaddup Max!! You are crazy.
Jun 28th 2007
313
i literally fell out my chair just now LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jun 28th 2007
316
no question this is being archived cause im dying right now! lol
Jun 28th 2007
324
shit LOL
Jun 29th 2007
360
*crying*
Jun 29th 2007
434
RE: Sheek Louch
Jun 30th 2007
474
Jeru
Jun 28th 2007
56
oh shit, that was good
Jun 28th 2007
337
Desus needs his own post.... ARCHIVE n/m
Jun 28th 2007
57
Jeru again
Jun 28th 2007
58
lol n/m
Jun 28th 2007
61
lol @ someone bootlegging a jeru show.
Jun 28th 2007
125
lol
Jun 28th 2007
132
Yo, this is become a fiery post san
Jun 28th 2007
59
eminem
Jun 28th 2007
60
lol
Jun 28th 2007
134
lol arguing like brothers and shit
Jun 28th 2007
196
lol
Jun 28th 2007
355
eminem circa 97
Jun 29th 2007
435
mos def
Jun 28th 2007
62
this is hilarious.
Jun 28th 2007
108
i put up a poll like back in 99 asking "how many white chicks mos hit"
Jun 28th 2007
129
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Jun 28th 2007
195
DMX
Jun 28th 2007
63
lmao
Jun 28th 2007
109
lol
Jun 28th 2007
116
HAHA
Jun 28th 2007
137
lmao
Jun 28th 2007
192
that shit was fucking funny.
Jun 29th 2007
446
arf arf
Jun 29th 2007
436
Guru
Jun 28th 2007
64
lol, omg.
Jun 28th 2007
88
LMAO
Jun 28th 2007
112
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
200
that's fucked up
Jun 28th 2007
341
male groupie bastards...
Jun 28th 2007
347
^^^^ Funniest so far
Jun 29th 2007
364
Wyclef
Jun 28th 2007
65
TALIB KWELI
Jun 28th 2007
66
someone post up the thread about Kweli making out with dude's
Jun 28th 2007
76
Baatin
Jun 28th 2007
67
are you for real man
Jun 28th 2007
75
Schizophrenia is the worst of all MDs
Jun 28th 2007
110
he was a crackhead too
Jun 28th 2007
342
RE: Baatin
Jun 28th 2007
117
Wow.. wow wow
Jun 28th 2007
151
I met him at a festival at USC the weekend I graduated from high school
Jun 29th 2007
357
Cardan.
Jun 28th 2007
69
OMG LOL
Jun 28th 2007
71
cardan who was signed to so so def? lol
Jun 28th 2007
111
Tommy Boy at one point.
Jun 28th 2007
114
      opps yeah dupri just worked with him
Jun 28th 2007
123
oh fuckin hell.
Jun 28th 2007
133
last weekend, took cardan to get his ass eaten, he said "you past freaki...
Jun 28th 2007
149
*DEAD*
Jun 28th 2007
193
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 28th 2007
336
Dank/Dilla
Jun 28th 2007
70
This must be the same woman Blu mentioned in his myspace blog.
Jun 28th 2007
86
      link?
Jun 28th 2007
98
           RE: link?
Jun 28th 2007
145
                does this woman have a myspace page?
Jun 30th 2007
465
M.O.P.
Jun 28th 2007
72
animal farm? lol
Jun 28th 2007
78
lmao
Jun 28th 2007
85
lmao, this ain't real!
Jun 28th 2007
95
M.O.P.
Jun 28th 2007
103
hahahahaha
Jun 29th 2007
387
omfg yo. this is the funniest shit.
Jun 28th 2007
135
LMAO!! Any photos or recording of that would be worth millions n/m
Jun 28th 2007
136
wow.. classic.....
Jun 28th 2007
138
yo...yo...LMAO
Jun 28th 2007
146
LMAO!!!
Jun 28th 2007
152
Dude. In my Roc days we had to send them to Puerto Rico........
Jun 28th 2007
158
*dead*
Jun 28th 2007
206
y'all took MOP to a petting zoo, best story ever, by far the GOAT litera...
Jun 28th 2007
269
lol. i love it
Jun 28th 2007
295
oh damn LMAO
Jun 28th 2007
353
wow, LOL
Jun 29th 2007
356
*DEAD DEAD DEAD*
Jun 29th 2007
363
RE: M.O.P.
Jun 29th 2007
370
lol. that's tight, tho.
Jun 29th 2007
389
LMAO! you can't be serious
Jun 30th 2007
463
Oh man, I laughed.
Jun 30th 2007
466
Necro
Jun 28th 2007
74
.
Jun 28th 2007
79
^^groupie
Jun 28th 2007
91
      nah fam dont get it twisted...
Jun 28th 2007
94
           what up SK
Jun 29th 2007
397
desus killed this thread
Jun 28th 2007
83
desus is killing it
Jun 28th 2007
97
this could be the greatest post i've ever read on okp
Jun 28th 2007
171
me and young dro had a moment in a shoe store once.
Jun 28th 2007
84
were yall looking for salamander sandals?
Jun 28th 2007
90
      lol naw
Jun 28th 2007
100
THIS POST IS INCREDIBLY DOPE
Jun 28th 2007
92
K-os
Jun 28th 2007
93
YOU MEAN LIKE DADA DADA DADDA
Jun 28th 2007
99
with head and hand movements
Jun 28th 2007
101
lol
Jun 28th 2007
234
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
323
the best part is his lie
Jun 29th 2007
375
fuck k-os though
Jun 29th 2007
452
Ciara
Jun 28th 2007
96
the funny thing is, if you replaced her name with MJ, I'd still belive i...
Jun 28th 2007
243
Bitch Ass Busta Rhymes
Jun 28th 2007
104
stories similar to this helped fuel my dislike for him
Jun 28th 2007
105
Assholery 101, congrats Busta.
Jun 28th 2007
106
RE: Bitch Ass Busta Rhymes
Jun 28th 2007
301
What year was this?
Jun 28th 2007
338
DESUS WON
Jun 28th 2007
107
M.O.P. again
Jun 28th 2007
120
man, what are you doing? you are fuckin my mind up
Jun 28th 2007
343
^^^ Hood ^^^
Jun 29th 2007
366
Madlib
Jun 28th 2007
124
Big Juss (Company Flow)
Jun 28th 2007
130
hahah
Jun 28th 2007
143
no comment
Jun 28th 2007
139
aw c'mon fire i know you got some good ones to tell
Jun 29th 2007
388
RZA
Jun 28th 2007
141
I can imagine.. lol
Jun 28th 2007
153
I'm dyin
Jun 28th 2007
168
you lucky
Jun 28th 2007
175
<3
Jun 28th 2007
210
RZA came to a wrap party for grindhouse at the club i manage
Jun 28th 2007
273
yeah he IS one cool ass dude
Jun 28th 2007
283
      RE: yeah he IS one cool ass dude
Jun 28th 2007
291
double POASTR
Jun 28th 2007
304
RE: I did a song with tek.
Jun 28th 2007
305
WTF?!?!
Jun 28th 2007
339
lol
Jun 29th 2007
439
golf clap for desus and deluge... killt this shit.... ARCHIVE
Jun 28th 2007
144
Please Archive Please
Jun 28th 2007
154
damn, i hope these never end
Jun 28th 2007
147
Almost all if not all of these will end up on allhiphop.com
Jun 28th 2007
150
none of my stories are funny, they all end in fights or an arrest.
Jun 28th 2007
155
Ma$e
Jun 28th 2007
156
juvenile.
Jun 28th 2007
157
i wanted you to tell this joint.. hahaha
Jun 28th 2007
159
maaaan niggas gettin beat up in virginia is a landmark.
Jun 28th 2007
162
      Va & Miami was known for that back in the day
Jun 28th 2007
197
This exact same thing happened in ATL around Hot Boys time
Jun 28th 2007
186
HA!!!(c) Juvie
Jun 29th 2007
449
Pharoahe Monch
Jun 28th 2007
160
lol, i'm hungry off that one.
Jun 28th 2007
284
mobb deep.
Jun 28th 2007
161
I'm literally in tears...
Jun 28th 2007
179
omg that's funny
Jun 29th 2007
359
Jones Beach, GreekFest
Jun 28th 2007
165
by any chance...
Jun 28th 2007
274
      Shit that's every Greek Fest @ Jones Beach haha
Jun 28th 2007
311
      don't feel bad....
Jun 28th 2007
345
      Summer of 94'^^^^^ All the Alphas were illing^^^
Jun 29th 2007
392
OKP tour H.O.B. L.A.
Jun 28th 2007
166
cam'ron.
Jun 28th 2007
167
Here's a couple of Cam'Ron stories..........
Jun 28th 2007
172
omg at the fire extinguisher
Jun 28th 2007
178
Killa!
Jun 28th 2007
185
      GILES!
Jun 28th 2007
297
lmao @ east coast deebo
Jun 28th 2007
174
98 my nig, 98 .. put VCU in overload mode...haha
Jun 28th 2007
176
Nuyorican...third Sat of the month...
Jun 28th 2007
169
Roots Come Alive taping, Bowery Ballroom...
Jun 28th 2007
170
LOL, wtf was that about doe?
Jun 28th 2007
181
lol
Jun 28th 2007
226
Opio
Jun 28th 2007
173
Opio got that question like 1,000 times a day, hence why he cut them off...
Jun 28th 2007
204
      nigga shut up you dont know opio!
Jun 28th 2007
307
Black Thought nearly duffed me out (an oldie but goodie)
Jun 28th 2007
177
Black Thought
Jun 29th 2007
400
U-God
Jun 28th 2007
180
something similiar happened up here with Shaggy
Jun 28th 2007
184
we need ?uest in here telling some non cryptic stories
Jun 28th 2007
188
man i swear
Jun 28th 2007
212
      lol...
Jun 28th 2007
219
      omgz
Jun 28th 2007
222
      this is the funniest thing I have heard all day...
Jun 28th 2007
223
      bootleg. hahahahaha nm
Jun 28th 2007
224
      haha
Jun 28th 2007
227
      lol
Jun 28th 2007
230
      LOL, hell naw
Jun 28th 2007
231
      LOL
Jun 28th 2007
251
      comedy
Jun 28th 2007
252
      lol
Jun 28th 2007
265
      this is just as funny
Jun 29th 2007
362
      LMAO
Jun 30th 2007
487
RE: funny ass stories involving rappers.
Jun 28th 2007
189
ARCHIVE
Jun 28th 2007
190
Greg Nice
Jun 28th 2007
194
Method Man
Jun 28th 2007
198
desus owns this thread...
Jun 28th 2007
199
* just to say that i was here *
Jun 28th 2007
209
ditto
Jul 01st 2007
504
ARCHIVE
Jun 28th 2007
213
Tash (Alkaholiks)
Jun 28th 2007
214
lol
Jun 28th 2007
221
Canibus
Jun 28th 2007
215
Bizzy Bone
Jun 28th 2007
217
WOW
Jun 28th 2007
228
LMAO!!!!!!
Jun 28th 2007
232
bwhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah n/m
Jun 28th 2007
233
nigga this shit can't be true.
Jun 28th 2007
244
this one has me crying laughing.
Jun 28th 2007
246
hahaha!
Jun 28th 2007
256
omg
Jun 28th 2007
262
BATTY BATTY BATTY
Jun 28th 2007
264
Dayum! LOL
Jun 28th 2007
266
lmao
Jun 28th 2007
268
wow... lol
Jun 28th 2007
294
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Jun 28th 2007
306
I have several Bizzy bone stories...
Jun 28th 2007
314
wooooow....
Jun 28th 2007
330
I have more
Jun 28th 2007
333
      LMAO!!!!! hell naw
Jun 29th 2007
421
      THIS.....is hilarious.
Jun 29th 2007
425
      I will neither confirm..nor deny
Jun 29th 2007
428
           LOL.....now did i say Tyson?
Jun 29th 2007
448
                LOL.
Jun 30th 2007
457
      oh shiiiiit....i cant believe zab judah went out like that!!!!!
Jun 29th 2007
441
      I would not fuck with that whiny ass negro
Jun 29th 2007
445
      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha n/m
Jun 30th 2007
471
lmao!!!! -The voice (link)
Jun 29th 2007
386
WTF?!!! L-M-A-O
Jun 29th 2007
393
"yeah thats a good word NOMAD.. i aint mad at all"
Jun 29th 2007
399
OMG
Jun 29th 2007
430
Dayum! He and Reverend X should make a reality show
Jun 30th 2007
472
WOW lol
Jun 29th 2007
395
yoooooooo... i'd have gotten a perm and a dye job, stat.
Jun 29th 2007
415
      I moved to Miami
Jun 29th 2007
432
this part put tears in my eyes:
Jun 28th 2007
318
LMAO
Jun 29th 2007
401
lmao!
Jun 29th 2007
411
all right i am done HA!
Jun 29th 2007
447
______________________________________
Jun 30th 2007
489
yo... this post is hilarious
Jun 28th 2007
220
Short and sweet
Jun 28th 2007
225
I just heard this...
Jun 28th 2007
239
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 28th 2007
229
Guru
Jun 28th 2007
235
that sounds just like him
Jun 30th 2007
479
Please ARCHIVE!
Jun 28th 2007
236
son i read this shit twice
Jun 28th 2007
237
yeah, I wish they had video of that.
Jun 28th 2007
240
This is the best post EVER...NIggas got me Dyin @ work
Jun 28th 2007
242
Lauryn Hill
Jun 28th 2007
245
she got the "keys" @ Morehouse, along with Maxwell and LL.
Jun 28th 2007
248
Damn. How long were folks waiting for her to come back?
Jun 28th 2007
250
madness
Jun 28th 2007
257
MOP
Jun 28th 2007
249
LMAO!!!
Jun 28th 2007
255
jwhorl was here 06.28.07
Jun 28th 2007
253
Present. n/m
Jun 28th 2007
254
Yo-Yo | Too Short ----> not hilariously funny, though
Jun 28th 2007
258
Don't know how funny this one is...
Jun 28th 2007
259
2000-Jayz vol3 release
Jun 28th 2007
260
panthro
Jun 28th 2007
282
classic shit right here
Jun 29th 2007
369
RE: 2000-Jayz vol3 release
Jun 30th 2007
482
Anyone remember The Show when it toured?...
Jun 28th 2007
261
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
263
Del
Jun 28th 2007
267
LOL. That's CLASSIC Del.
Jun 28th 2007
279
my bad
Jun 28th 2007
325
see, they're on my Dad's side of the family and once my Mom and
Jun 29th 2007
380
      nah I get it
Jun 29th 2007
427
"and even little Tyson is fed up" (c) Del
Jun 29th 2007
390
say word!
Jun 29th 2007
402
lol
Jun 29th 2007
396
Best thread in a minute...
Jun 28th 2007
271
krs one
Jun 28th 2007
272
KRS doesn't fly
Jun 28th 2007
275
i know. it took him years to start doing that
Jun 28th 2007
277
LOL @ "Do you love hip-hop young man?"
Jun 28th 2007
280
sound like a jehova witness. n/m
Jun 30th 2007
462
I gotta KRS ONE one too
Jun 28th 2007
289
Ice-T
Jun 28th 2007
276
wow
Jun 28th 2007
281
ive heard stories about ice-t and coco
Jun 28th 2007
286
Jadakiss
Jun 28th 2007
278
lmao
Jun 28th 2007
285
lol@that animal kingdom shit.
Jun 28th 2007
288
lmao!
Jun 29th 2007
412
Busta/LONS
Jun 28th 2007
287
Yep that sounds like LONS alright
Jun 28th 2007
332
Sean Paul
Jun 28th 2007
290
Copywrite
Jun 28th 2007
292
Lionel Richie (I KNOW I KNOW)
Jun 28th 2007
293
lol making him prove who he is
Jun 28th 2007
298
haha
Jun 29th 2007
413
lmao @ him actually singing
Jun 29th 2007
379
LMAO.
Jun 30th 2007
467
WITNESS
Jun 28th 2007
308
I just want to thank every one for an enjoyable read
Jun 28th 2007
309
Redman
Jun 28th 2007
312
i'm surprised this is the first redman story.
Jun 28th 2007
315
RE: Redman
Jun 30th 2007
483
Kool Keith
Jun 28th 2007
317
last time i saw Kool Keith
Jun 28th 2007
334
?rypto ones i shouldn't tell
Jun 28th 2007
319
LOL
Jun 28th 2007
321
LMAO
Jun 30th 2007
488
lol @ "we would be forced to pay from steve rifkin."
Jun 28th 2007
344
lol. @ paying for snoring.
Jun 28th 2007
351
El DeBarge
Jun 29th 2007
391
i been mistaken for alchemist by a couple rappers
Jun 28th 2007
320
Short and simple: Freddie Fox wearing a mask and holding a mace
Jun 28th 2007
326
this poast is god.. i am not worthy....
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I'm dyin
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This post has had me lauhging HOARD the past two days
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raysnill was here
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wow, I sat here for something like an hour and some change
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I thouroughly enjoyed it for the last hour myself.
Jun 29th 2007
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Dont sleep on Deluge's stories . . . they mad funny
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I was working for a promoter in Denver and had 2 pick up the Alkaholiks
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greatest post ever
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David Banner
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lol...
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RE: lol...
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RE: David Banner
Jun 30th 2007
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Redman
Jun 29th 2007
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I was here. And yeah, archive.
Jun 29th 2007
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Redman
Jun 29th 2007
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classic stories
Jun 29th 2007
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John P. Kee & New Life Community Choir (Not a rapper, I know.)
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I started LOL at John P. Key
Jun 30th 2007
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desus is straight OWNING this post
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CLASSIC
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Kool Keith
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Down here is ATL
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O_o
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*DEAD*
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MMM, chicken wings. I knew I loved that man for a reason.
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he threw fried chicken and juice boxes in Seattle once too.
Jun 29th 2007
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lol that is insane...
Jul 01st 2007
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haha damn
Jun 29th 2007
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How did FatLip's tranny giving him head story not make its way in here?
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OMFG!!!
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WHOA
Jun 29th 2007
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umm. woweee. i give dude props for his honesty. but er um...
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i just got in trouble at work because of reading this post
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I WAS HERE AND LAUGHED HARDILY
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Tribe/De La at the Warfield in SF 1993
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Beeessst Pooaaasssst Everrrrrrrrrrrr (c) spongebob.
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this shit is capable of plat status
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RE: funny ass stories involving rappers.
Jun 29th 2007
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Black Sheep and Chi Ali Vs. LL Cool J
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LOL -Im LL bitch!!!
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how LL get upstaged by chi ali and dres? lol.
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^never actually happend.
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Freddie Foxx
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Wait, you mean like actual Storm Shadow-ass ninjas?
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im almost depressed that i will never see this
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Beenie Man
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medicine!!!
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lmao
Jun 30th 2007
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I was here.
Jun 29th 2007
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A-Trak and Obscure Disorder (A-Trak's rap group)
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this post will never be anchored for obvious reasons..
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I just wanna be part of this post.
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Ja Rule - The 'No Shorty' Rule..
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Guru & Liquor... Is like Beans to Rice
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anyone remember the story in the source about guru like 3 yrs. ago?
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      what about it?? never heard of it
Jun 30th 2007
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Ghostface/ True Life
Jun 30th 2007
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RE: man you ain't show cappa no love?
Jun 30th 2007
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i wanted to tell this story but i didn't know how to tell it.
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GpOAT.
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this is embarassing to me, but its a true story, so:
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Wow lol
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LOL @ Plug 3
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      plug 3?
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lmfao@this entire post, i was crying hard as shit son.
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RE: lmfao@this entire post, i was crying hard as shit son.
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A+ post.
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unless you all are about to "keep the party going"...archive comin.
Jun 30th 2007
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Don't close it yet... i've still got a few stories.. :-)
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Questionmark Asylum
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damn. that shit hurt MY feelings, yo. these ninjas get turned down
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this is rich
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RE: Questionmark Asylum
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      no
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Fat Rodney and James Funk
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ODB
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Deej
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Was
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      Here! (500)
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Common.
Jul 01st 2007
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I think it was Doobie Brothers, Taking it to the Street
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Planet Asia.
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Eminem.
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Ashanti.
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Roots vs The Fugees
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Wutang
Jul 01st 2007
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Snoop Dogg
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Lupe
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Camp-Lo
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Wutang Clan
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desus
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1. "remember when nore hit nas with a flowerpot?"
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classic.

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aroundRobinHoodsbarn
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4. "man when the fuck that happen?"
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and why?

dats right and ima be up in here for a minute
and i aint goin nowhere
and im using dat phone
and ima have my lil snacks and all dat wit me
and i dare a nigga go in my locka cause yo IM NOT PLAYIN WIT YALL NIGGAS MAN(c)

  

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PlanetInfinite
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7. "link."
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http://nahright.com/news/2005/07/11/nore-on-what-happened-with-nas/

A little while back there was a story going around that Nore threw a flowerpot at Nas and they started scrapping. Here’s what Nore had to say about that incident and where he stands with Rocafella/Def Jam. He also says that he’s gonna fuck with The Neptunes again if anything, which is weird cuz I coulda swore he said Pharrell’s wrist was broke.

Noreaga says he’s back where he started. After switching from Def Jam and signing with Roc-A-Fella over a year ago, hip-hop’s captain of charisma says he’s putting out his next album on Def Jam. "It was a whole lot of confusion for me," Nore said of his brief stint with Roc-A-Fella. "It was some weird things where I had to pick a side and I didn’t want to pick a side. I was down with the whole movement."

Rather than get in the middle of what he says was a clash at the label (which he says he still has love for), Nore decided to go back to Def Jam. He’s putting out a traditional hip-hop album, One Fan a Day, on the label in September, and later this year he’s releasing a reggaeton LP (featuring most of the genre’s major stars), but does not know what label it’s coming out on.

Nore says record-label politics between Def Jam and TVT have jeopardized the official release of a collaboration he did with Ashanti and Lil Jon called called "Young Boy, Young Girl" that would have been his first single, but one half of the Neptunes has come to his rescue and produced a new track.

"If all else fails, I go back to Pharrell," he laughed. "It sounds like nothing we’ve done before, but the basic chemistry remains the same: Me and the nigga went in there and had fun. This is gonna remind you of a Nore-style ‘Drop It Like It’s Hot.’ "

Speaking of droppin’ it like it’s hot, there was a rumor a couple of weeks back that Nas and Nore got into an altercation at a club and Nore wound up throwing a flower pot at his one-time close friend. Nore neither confirms nor denies the incident, only saying he was having "a bad week."

"Let me clear it up for the record: Nore loves Nas," he said. "The situation was little crazy, but Nore has a lot of love for Nas. I don’t know if it will ever be the same.

"I took a shot from him that was coldblooded, we recently squashed it," he added, referencing when Nas went on a radio tirade a few years back and told Nore to step his rap game up. "Hopefully the situation will not escalate. We was actually gonna do ‘Body in the Trunk Part 2′ — I guess that’s never gonna happen."

In support of his album, Nore just put out his mixtape Hang Hang Sangria, which is also the name of the liquor brand he wants to have in stores this year.

"I dug and in and took all the joints from my album I’m not using and said, ‘I’m gonna give it to the streets.’ "


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http://gamesadistic.blogspot.com (bad games blog)
http://omgyouseablog.blogspot.com/ (random mobile blog)

  

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438. "I can picture the little hill of dirt on Nas' head..."
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...and the flower sticking out. On some Three Stooges shit.

"Why, I oughta...!"

  

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FireBrand
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51. "This nigga Desus."
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" those who can , do . those who can't , talk shit on okayplayer " . . . ancient proverb .
http://www.petitiononline.com/JDavey07/petition.html
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IkeMoses
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2. "pap!^5"
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-30-

HELP SAVE!
South (Central) LA
"LITTLE BAGHDAD"

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NoDrawls McGraw
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3. "Crich's BootCamp experience few years back!"
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That shit was funny as hell.

'Specially how they sonned'eem on his name
like "Naw, Corey is a corny ass name. From now on we gonna call you Kwa"

Shit had me dyin'.

  

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5. "oh shit yeah."
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that shit is archived too.

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208. "CLASSIC!!!!!!"
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FireBrand
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352. "From now on we gonna call you Kwa. Still hilarious."
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" those who can , do . those who can't , talk shit on okayplayer " . . . ancient proverb .
http://www.petitiononline.com/JDavey07/petition.html
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JUSTICE
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6. "a $750 bond"
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is like $75 through a bondsman right? He couldn't come up with that?

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PlanetInfinite
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8. "dude couldn't put his 200 dollar contract money towards his bond."
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smh.

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JFrost1117
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9. "Big Boi's story on Gangsta Grillz, about an orgy gone wrong."
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Chicks stole the jewelry & hid it in their pussies.

Or Killer Mike's story about some groupie that "had a dick in places I didn't know dicks could go".

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CherNic
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10. "wowwwwwwwwww I missed that one"
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do tell!

  

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PlanetInfinite
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11. "which GG is that anyway?"
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i had all the GG tapes and that shit came on when i had my ipod on random. i don't have em anymore.

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270. "A random guess, it's either 10 or 11."
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SC: rulerofmyself17

Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

  

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csuave03
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350. "it's 10"
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desus
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12. "Papoose."
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I'm outside of Club Speeeed (rip) where i used to work
its like 2003 or 2004
theres some big party planned for papoose and he's supposed to come and perform

now mind u the building has 3 floors and the papoose party is in the basement
party starts at 10 right?


so at around 11:30 I come outside to get some fresh air
and i see the dj taking his shit out to the car
so i'm like "wtf"

i turn to some random guy standing there and ask "what happened?"

he's like "nobody showed up son"

so I'm like "oh thats fucked up. Did that nigga papoose or whatever the fuck his name is show up?"

random guy: "I am papoose"

ouch.


nigga looked hurt like i punched his momma

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duD
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14. "guffaw"
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PlanetInfinite
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16. "woooow."
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24. "LOL"
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***************************************

If you seen it or heard it maybe probably I did it, maybe or maybe not I'll admit when I comit it.

  

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47. "*DEAD*"
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<<< You can get it on the 1st of every month, it'll get you high, and it won't cost you anything...

www.myspace.com/treblemusick - Album coming 2007

www.omniversal.net - OMNiVersal™ Bitch...Get used to it...

  

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naiduk
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81. "ah damn"
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lol

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Grand High
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113. "LOL!!!"
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"Do you know who I am?!?"

Fresh Kicks Daily
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BarTek
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119. "lol"
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
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122. "hahahahaha"
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PLAY THIS AT YOUR COOKOUT
http://www.zshare.net/audio/21712273b2ff5d/

  

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iwantmycheez
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183. "aw"
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i actually feel bad for him ...
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Pay attention -- it's free

  

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216. "this nigga sad..."
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www.okayplayer.com/guidelines
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clap, mufukahs!.. (c) p.s.
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..and miles to go before i sleep... (c) frost

  

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303. "Heeee-larious!"
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Heeee-larious!

***************
In Rotation

J. Cole "The Warm-up" Mixtape

  

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ado420
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327. "mmmmmm accidental ether"
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taht was good.
and sad at the same time

  

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433. "you shoulda hugged that cat."
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"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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13. "I'm just in this post"
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______________________________________

amazin they ungrateful after all The Game I gave away

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desus
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15. "Nore"
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So I'm at work and NORE used to have a studio above us (where he'd record that reggaeton bullshit). After recording around like 4:50 - 5:00am he'd come downstairs wit his crew of dude and groupies and smoke weed and drink

when i say smoke weed i mean ALOT OF WEED. and a lot of liquor

any way

Nore comes it with like 5 niggas that look like they've shot people before. just some rikers island jail type niggas, ruff, scars on faces
most of them probably got a gun on em

Nore comes to the bar all tough like so I'm thinking he's about order a henny or some shit

this nigga goes

YO YO YO, Y'ALL GOT ANY PINOT GRIGIO?

i'm like "wtf"

then his boy goes "yo N.O. lets do shots"

i swear to you, Nore turns around with a shocked face and goes

"whoa whoa whoa, its too early for that"


mind u its like 5 in the mornin

i was crying yo.

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Errol Walton Barrow
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18. "wait, is this real? that's funny."
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I swear in 100 years people are gonna think NORE was a folktale the 20th century negroes used to make up to pass the time.

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desus
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23. "100% real."
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Nore used to be banned from the tunnel
that nigga used to show up with like 50 niggas and go to war with security

one night i was djing and he came into the spot
i was playing wack pop n top 40 shit cuz it was white boy crowd
but the shit was pretty empty so i put on that gritty shit

i played thugs paradise, la,la and t.o.n.y.

nore is high out his mind you
he had a hoodie on and he had pulled the strings so u couldn't see his face

when t.o.n.y. comes on he jumps up and is like

YO, THATS ME. THATS ME ON THAT SONG

in my head i'm like "um nigga i just played like 3 of ur songs"

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isaaaa
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41. "N.O.R.E."
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http://videos.onsmash.com/v/hKricHphyJbjK5tP




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121. "lol"
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
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17. "Hell Ruger Rell (BX STAND UP)"
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hell rell performs
he got a dodge charger parked out front
he's talking to a white girl and she's flirting with him

he's with 3 dudes right?

mad loud rell goes

"ma, u only coming with me if u hitting the whole crew off"

yo he said this shit maddd loud in front of all the security and madd people

so this ho nods and goes "hell yeah nigga"

so they all get in the charger

it got tinted windows

and it just sits there

5 people in a charger

like 7 minutes go past

this nigga rell opens the door to and basically pushes the girl out
mind u his pants are open

as he's fixing his jeans he screams out

"I said the whole crew bitch. Ain't no free rides here"

the girl walks off cursing and giving him the middle finger, telling him he sucks, she meets up with her girlfriend (who was waiting across the street, wtf) and they both start yelling dip set sucks

one of the security guards is like "ayo rell what happened?"

he's like "dumb bitch wasn't trying to suck off my man over here, plus she wanted a ride to sheepshead bay. This ain't the MTA"

then he proceeded to throw out some promo t-shirts and speed off

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52. "What the hel?"
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Rell's not even THAT famous, and he's getting groupies like that.

THink I need to give this hippity hop thing a try

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53. "y'all niggas think u need to be rich or famous to have groupies?"
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" those who can , do . those who can't , talk shit on okayplayer " . . . ancient proverb .
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127. "LMAO"
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PLAY THIS AT YOUR COOKOUT
http://www.zshare.net/audio/21712273b2ff5d/

  

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182. "niggas playing ball at JUCOS have groupies"
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lolol

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211. "basically"
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http://www.myspace.com/peaceshine

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329. "lol @ the dodge charger"
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dipset!! lol

that was a good story. this ain't the MTA.

  

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19. "DMX"
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met dude in a grimey ass south bronx club (NYC BOOMS STAND UP)
"get at me dog" had just come out
and was getting some burn

he wasn't performing

he wasn't in vip

dude was just standing there at the bar drinking a long island iced tea

he had on a velour sweat suit (remember those?)

anyway I give the nigga pound and I'm like "yo, your shit is hot"
((i was wild young and in the club illegally))

YO

THIS NIGGA ALMOST TEARED UP

he gives me a half hug and is like "Yo, its just a blessing yo know, the music Its a gift from god" (Read that in that halting style of talking he does, like in belly)

this niggas eyes were doing that bugs bunny thing where they well up with water and get glassy

i was like "oooooooohkay. peace cuzin"

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21. "famz...you need a blog for these. seriously."
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drop some more gems on us if you care to.

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77. "I fucks with DMX..."
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he real.

  

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241. "MLOC!!!!! (*Mutley Laughing Outta Control*). dayum."
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peace & blessings,

x.

sigless for the summer, y'all.

  

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299. "WOW"
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under the influence 2k9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuWXCrp-p5M

  

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302. "*puts lighter in the air for BOOMS*"
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wasnt open long, but while it was I saw:

Black Rob fight 3 dudes at the same time outside the spot.

And WIN!.

Dj Brucee Bee pour a whole bottle of champagne on a chick for cursing at him cuz he wouldnt take requests.

Fat Joe smack bloodfire outta some dude for bumping him on the dance floor.

Good Times....



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419. "man velors were hot. im wearin rocawear swets I copped in that"
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era right now



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desus
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20. "Beanie Sigel"
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When i interned at Roc-A-Fella
the A&R dude Hip-hop
and beanie Sigel would do this game where beanie would wait in the hallway

hip-hop would call one of the interns or someone from the street team into his office


u walk by

MOTHERFUCKING BEANS WOULD PUNCH YOU CRAZY HARD IN THE CHEST.

wtf yo.

he almost bodied this one young dude

nigga hit him straight up in his chesticles

sheeh.

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54. "WTH?"
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140. "im dying because I can picture that"
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201. "I know...that nigga is a thug to the core."
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"You post like you look your barber in the eyes when he lines you up."

http://twitter.com/semiautomatic_C
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203. "Fam, I know this ain't no lie...."
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...cus I saw'eem do that shit
on some video footage....it mighta been Fade to Black
or some other documentary that featured the Roc. Matter-a-fak,
it wasn't FTB, it was that joint wit mad foolz in it, had
Dame Dash comin' crazy sidewayz at Kevin Liles n shit.

Anyway, he was horsin' around wit some of the
younger Katz in his clique and cold gave one of 'em a STIFF ONE
to the chest,......STIFF......... you could tell it was on some rites of passage shit.

-These catz drink champagne, and toast death & pain, like slaves on the ship talkin' bout who got the flyest chains-
-Talib Kweli

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310. "it was fade to black"
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he had that n_gga faded...to black. f'real.

  

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322. "backstage."
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the fixtape -http://www.rappersiknow.com/?p=61
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22. "RE: funny ass stories involving rappers."
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>i was just reminded of that time loon slapped 40 cal with a
>shovel in a barber shop.
>
>and i made this avatar:
>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/planetinfinite/loonblewthen--ga-1.jpg

WHY WAS THERE A SHOVEL IN A BARBERSHOP?!?!?!?!?!?!

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32. " there wasn't, but"
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it was winter. Loon had the shovel in the trunk of his car.
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I'm so famous.(c) Joi
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25. "Snoop: a friend of mine was at a sprint store in el paso"
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he sees a big tour bus pull up...the whole store is wondering who it is, when snoop dogg gets out and starts walking to the door.

there's some big huge, glass, electronic sliding doors.

Snoop walks HARD right into the side of the door that slides, instead of THROUGH the door.

He said he walked in laughing and looked hella stoned.

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desus
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26. "Jadakiss"
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There was a carvel by my house
and i used to go over there with my lil gang (dirrty 33rd, blaaaattttt)
and flirt with felisha the girl behind the counter cuz she'd give us mistakes (like when u order a cone and they fuck it up, they put it in a freezer and hope somone else orders it)

anyway we there flirtin with her lil chickenhead ass
and some ninja turtle nigga pulls up in an acura integra
he got a chick in the passenger seat
she's cute but the nigga look a lil familiar


mind u this is back when the only real song the lox had was
"if u think I'm jiggy"

anyway he orders
and felisha is like "OMG, THATS JADAKISS"

my man devon is like "that ain't no damn jadakiss. Jadakiss got money he's aint driving a fucked up acura integra to no carvel in the bronx"

jadakiss kinda glares at us, gets back in the ac and murks off.

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27. "lmao"
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keep em coming fam

no conundrum, your bars straight hum-drum
young cocoa butter, something like an old tum-tum
a blocka blocka like grandfather mori tanaka
tatonka, chief rocka © heems

  

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28. "he was grumbling "god damn you puffy""
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187. "lmao"
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Pay attention -- it's free

  

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desus
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29. "Queen Latifah"
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remember the night of that jay-z rehearsal performance at nokia okp
and how at the end of night i slid off mysteriously?

i had to go to work and i was late as shit

so anyway i get to club speeed and they're having like 3 partys

one of those parties is Lovergirl, this huge lesbian party

so after getting yelled out and almost fired they tell me go down and help with the line

its gay pride weekend and the line is literally down the block

just great lesbians everywhere

anyway my walkie talkie goes off and they call me to the front

queen latifah is there (she's hosting, she's not there cuz she a lesbo *wink, wink*)


AND SHES FUCKING TWISTED AS SHIT

like she can't even walk straight


now to get into lovergirl u have to go down some steps

dana owens ain't gonna make it down those steps

so i ask her if she needs help

she says no

the chick with her say "Yes please help her"

i help Her royal highness down the steps and to the dj booth
she's got some FANTASTIC titties btw

so we get to the dj booth and we get her a chair

and i'm like "Can I get u some water?"

So looks me right in the eye (mind u her eyes are half closed) and goes

"Nah But u can get me some henny, straight" <--- All slurred btw

the girl with her (who i assumed was her sister but now i dont think so) is like

"water will be fine"



PEACE QUEEN.

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30. "LOL"
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205. "i got part two of this story....lol"
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after the jigga rehearsal i chilled with him for about an hour so we can discuss the show and whatnot and what changes need to be made before the radio city show (you right about gay pride weekend cause they had our hotel (the W) 10 blocks away but they realized for us to be on time we'd have to leave 2 hours early--i was maaaaaad late cause of the traffic....that mofo was heaty wheastrow at me and just---anywho--) so me and my ex went to the cafeteria to grab grub before we went to the hotel.

most new yorkers know high end restaurants be on some shit. i mean before phrenology i was pressed to get a table at the snap of the fingers---since then its been easier...but because it was mad crowded i had to squeeze in a corner between la and her crew.

it was like 12 of em. and they was hen'd up like a mofo.

now combine the itis and hen rock?

AND my ass? lol

i swear it was a scene out the boondocks 13 mofos damn near about to turn their plates into pillows---i think my girl was the only one who didnt fall asleep....but to go from being LOUD AS SHIT to (2 mins later) looking like the cover of The Who's The Kids Alright was a hilllllllarious moment in negrodom.

and snoring.

i swear they put some shit in our food to knock us out.

check the resume

organix-93
(from the ground up)-94
do you want more?!!???!-95
illadelph halflife-96
things fall apart-99
(the legendary)-99
the roots come alive-99
phrenology-2002
the tipping point-2004
(the roots present...) 2004
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394. "LOL"
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207. "Latifah......uhhhhhmmmm...."
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Fam, I've got he most devious sexual crush on her.

I wonder how good the kitty-kat must be(c)Common

-These catz drink champagne, and toast death & pain, like slaves on the ship talkin' bout who got the flyest chains-
-Talib Kweli

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31. "RELL."
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ok he ain't a rapper

but we gonna keep this thread going

so i went to a taping of Puffy's kings of comedy at BAM in bk

afterward my inner nigger wanted some popeyes

i'm on line to get my chicken on
and who is behind me? Rell da R&B nigga

now i used to work at the roc so i kinda know him
but he don't recognize me
and thats cool it happens

before i can say anything

his girl/stunt/jumpoff/slore/whatever starts beefing with him about something
and she's like "and i ain't paying for this chicken nigga"

everyone on line is like "dammmmmmmmmmm"

whatever

i'm like damn, let me help this nigga feel better
so i'm like "ayo, u rell right?"

this nigga sucked his teeth and was like "not tonight man"











T R A G E D Y.


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34. "Damn."
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I'm so famous.(c) Joi
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49. "This cat got Rell stories."
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That shit is impressive yo...

You're like the urban griot of NYC.

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50. "Well Damn."
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" those who can , do . those who can't , talk shit on okayplayer " . . . ancient proverb .
http://www.petitiononline.com/JDavey07/petition.html
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73. "?..."
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i don't get it.

  

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82. "broad punked him out over some chicken--"
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said all loud that she wasn't paying for it, like he ain't have no money and shit.

lol

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89. "ohh...well that was obvious"
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i thought there was some significance with the "not tonight man".

  

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164. "he didn't want people like desus to recognize him and"
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tell everyone how broke he was and how some broad
played the shit out of him.

funny line "not tonight"

lol

surroundedbyhateyetilovehome.

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stayls
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163. "LOL dayum"
In response to Reply # 31


  

          

Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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WindConga
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238. "LMBAO @ T R A G E D Y...."
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Dude got owned.

-These catz drink champagne, and toast death & pain, like slaves on the ship talkin' bout who got the flyest chains-
-Talib Kweli

www.myspace.com/chriswynd

  

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speedlaws07
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300. "LOL"
In response to Reply # 31


  

          

under the influence 2k9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuWXCrp-p5M

  

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Wordup
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328. "LOL!!!"
In response to Reply # 31


  

          

>ok he ain't a rapper
>
>but we gonna keep this thread going
>
>so i went to a taping of Puffy's kings of comedy at BAM in bk
>
>afterward my inner nigger wanted some popeyes
>
>i'm on line to get my chicken on
>and who is behind me? Rell da R&B nigga
>
>now i used to work at the roc so i kinda know him
>but he don't recognize me
>and thats cool it happens
>
>before i can say anything
>
>his girl/stunt/jumpoff/slore/whatever starts beefing with him
>about something
>and she's like "and i ain't paying for this chicken nigga"
>
>everyone on line is like "dammmmmmmmmmm"
>
>whatever
>
>i'm like damn, let me help this nigga feel better
>so i'm like "ayo, u rell right?"
>
>this nigga sucked his teeth and was like "not tonight man"
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>T R A G E D Y.
>
>
>

  

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zavidovici
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354. "lol, i need to move to nyc"
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desus
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33. "BIG Pun"
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so its junior high
and we go to the record store cuz Fat Joe is signing autographs!!!!

((ok, its the 90s and we're in the bx, this is major))

fat joe is supposed to be there at 4


its like 6 now, i'm gonna get in so much trouble cuz my pops is crazy

finally fat joe shows up (he just dropped jealous ones envy)

wait how does that equal j.o.s.e? fuck it

anyway the line for fat joe's autograph is like around the block

i know i know

anyway he got this really fat spanish guy with him kinda working the line (he's sitting down)
dude is funny as shit
and he's like yo if u don't want joe's autograph I can sign ur shit
(they had given us promo photos of fat joe)

and everyone is like "who are you?"

turns out that was big pun!

um, my pops ripped up my fat joe autograph when i got home

_________________________________________
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BarTek
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126. "you owned this post man..."
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~

  

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148. "Jealous Ones Still Envy (I guess it was a sequel or something)"
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We are all dreamers...

  

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202. "yeah, J.O.S.E. came after Jealous Ones Envy..."
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"You post like you look your barber in the eyes when he lines you up."

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423. "real talk"
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Jelous One's Envy was a Banger

dont sleep

  

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331. "Awww . . . you could've got Big Pun's autograph"
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>so its junior high
>and we go to the record store cuz Fat Joe is signing
>autographs!!!!
>
>((ok, its the 90s and we're in the bx, this is major))
>
>fat joe is supposed to be there at 4
>
>
>its like 6 now, i'm gonna get in so much trouble cuz my pops
>is crazy
>
>finally fat joe shows up (he just dropped jealous ones envy)
>
>wait how does that equal j.o.s.e? fuck it
>
>anyway the line for fat joe's autograph is like around the
>block
>
>i know i know
>
>anyway he got this really fat spanish guy with him kinda
>working the line (he's sitting down)
>dude is funny as shit
>and he's like yo if u don't want joe's autograph I can sign ur
>shit
>(they had given us promo photos of fat joe)
>
>and everyone is like "who are you?"
>
>turns out that was big pun!
>
>um, my pops ripped up my fat joe autograph when i got home

  

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imenmusic
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454. "RE: Awww . . . you could've got Big Pun's autograph...torn up"
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only to have pops rampage on that shit too

"like, the roots are so rad."
-q tip

  

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desus
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35. "Kurupt"
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so my cuzin hired kurupt to perform a song at a party he thru

first off

kurupt came in a p.t. cruiser
so i'm like oh shit a p.t. cruiser

then kurupt pops out

he has on wallabees
not the real wallabees but the fake ass lugz joints

NEVER ROCK LUGZ I'M WAY ABOVE (C) GFK

so that cool we chilling back stage

and my cousin is like "lets take some photos"
so i take a photo with Kurupt and throw up a W for westside

cuz kurupt is from cali and thats west coast right?

right?


RIGHT?








WRONG!


this nigga spazzes on some

"You trying to disrespect me shit"

I'm like oh wow this is so surreal (C) john brown shit

like i'm trying to explain and he's literally trying to beat my ass

for a W!

finally my cuzin gets involved and calms him down
kurupt is like "we cool but i ain't taking a photo with that nigga"








_________________________________________
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soulmatic
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36. "wtf? haha. i guess he thought you were clowning."
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-------------------------------
sig:
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formerly okp illstateofmind915

RIP Dream

  

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desus
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38. "looking back i think it was some eastside/westside shit"
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i dunno man
i was young n drunk
plus them lugz wallabees fucked me up

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PlanetInfinite
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44. "this might be the funniest one outta all of em."
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you was gonna get your ass kicked by the sidekick in half past dead.

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naiduk
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102. "hahaha!"
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____________________________________


no regrets
life is hectic

  

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IkeMoses
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118. "he thought you was from Watts-Up"
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BarTek
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128. "LOL"
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~

  

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ado420
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335. "he's from Philly tho, isn't he?"
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I can see something happening cause of that.

Or he really didn't like you.

  

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361. "Darby, actually..."
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A little grimy town just outside Philly in Delaware County...

__________________________________
The man. The myth. The Ruiz.

  

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imenmusic
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455. "tryna go hard whilst rocking lugabeez..."
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not a good look.

"like, the roots are so rad."
-q tip

  

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desus
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37. "Sheek Louch"
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so my cousins used to raise and fight pitbulls
all dem ruff ryder niggas used to come around and fight dogs n shit


in a few ruff ryder videos our dogs are in there (WHATDDUP MAX!)

so sheek louch comes over to put his dog against our dog

we had a dog named trooper

its bloodline was crazy strong

pure killer, trooper had broken dogs legs and kilt like 2 other dogs

sheek brings this sad ass little dog into the ring
and puts up like 4G's his dog is gonna body trooper

FOH.


trooper kills this niggas dog in like 10 minutes

not beat

KILLS.

Sheek's faggot ass dog is lying on the floor in a pool of blood
not moving
dead as fuck


In dogfighting if ur dog gets killed YOU'RE supposed to dispose of the body, that's that rules

Motherfucker sheek is like "nah, you deal with that"

cuz he's misty eyed that his dog died


WTF we gonna do with a dead pit?

i mean usually we'd dumb it on the CrossBronxExpressway

but thats risky

so my cuzin and sheek are arguing

"Take your fucking dog"
"Fuck you, I ain't taking it"

Sheek and his team get in their jeep and bounce leaving us with a dog corpse







Word to my moms

we drove to his doorstep in yonkers and dropped that dead ass dog
right on his front steps

_________________________________________
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Nopayne
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39. "lol"
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-------------------------------------
http://www.myspace.com/therealnopayne
http://www.last.fm/user/nopayne/

  

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Cement Shoes
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40. "oh shit LOL!!!!!"
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***************************************

If you seen it or heard it maybe probably I did it, maybe or maybe not I'll admit when I comit it.

  

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arrojenkins
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42. "lol"
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no conundrum, your bars straight hum-drum
young cocoa butter, something like an old tum-tum
a blocka blocka like grandfather mori tanaka
tatonka, chief rocka © heems

  

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43. "hahahahaha what is up with them LOX niggas man?"
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They can't catch a break. I here chuckling in a chair thinkin bout a frail dog in a pool of blood whimpering. De man pay 4 grand to get his dog chomp up.

-------
http://adevotedappraisal.tumblr.com - Essays, reviews, short stories and free writes on music, film and life around us.

  

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45. "hahahhahah daaaaaaaaaamn. gangsta."
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-------------------------------
sig:
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formerly okp illstateofmind915

RIP Dream

  

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PlanetInfinite
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46. "oh shit. this is better than the kurupt story."
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faggot ass dog.

http://www.myspace.com/thievinstealberg
http://gamesadistic.blogspot.com (bad games blog)
http://omgyouseablog.blogspot.com/ (random mobile blog)

  

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48. "ur like the Charlie Murph of OKP Rappertales."
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(while i don't condone this cruel and inhumane behavior) i laffed rt here:

" Sheek's faggot ass dog is lying on the floor in a pool of blood
not moving

dead as fuck"

  

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68. "hes not gonna like that comparison"
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lol

  

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3CardMolly
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218. "what's the story behind that?"
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I know he got one.

  

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55. "i'm dying here, lol n/m"
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...

……………….,,
http://gravalicious.tumblr.com/archive

"If you're not loving someone, you're wasting your time." - Dennis Brown

  

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80. "haha"
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good one


Drokayplayer ™


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- Mr. Buildingblock

  

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naiduk
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87. "omg"
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lololol

____________________________________


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life is hectic

  

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Grand High
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115. "^^^^WINNER"
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Fresh Kicks Daily
www.myspace.com/grandhigh

  

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BarTek
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131. "omg... best story. ever."
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~

  

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142. "*DEAD*"
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Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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iwantmycheez
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191. "wth"
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why would u even wanna leave the dog?
--------------------------
Pay attention -- it's free

  

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247. "^^^^Funniest post of 07 easily."
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I'm in my cubicle finna lose my job.

A Brotha is dyin' right now.

>>Word to my moms

we drove to his doorstep in yonkers and dropped that dead ass dog
right on his front steps<<

Certified Gully!


-These catz drink champagne, and toast death & pain, like slaves on the ship talkin' bout who got the flyest chains-
-Talib Kweli

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296. "no Vick-o"
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crazy...


What you see as porn someone else sees as Da Vinci... It's the eye of the beholder. We can only assess that. What makes your music beyond porn? Again, Eye of the Beholder.
-jeflee, to AFKAP sparring with Coolidge

Viking (Sex) Ship: *splork*

  

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GetNGrown
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313. "LMAO @ Whaddup Max!! You are crazy."
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But I gotta keep reading...*sips White Zifandel...keeps it moving*

"yo pretty sure Blk spoliation is what diddy uses to preserves his sexy" heyo's first post

  

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316. "i literally fell out my chair just now LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
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324. "no question this is being archived cause im dying right now! lol"
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the fixtape -http://www.rappersiknow.com/?p=61
www.myspace.com/chegrand|http://chegrand.blogspot.com/

  

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360. "shit LOL"
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http://www.myspace.com/blackmyth84
http://www.spitfirepoetrygroup.com/

  

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434. "*crying*"
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"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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474. "RE: Sheek Louch"
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fighting dogs is foul.

you deserve the ignorance of bliss that i still wish i had- el-p

  

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56. "Jeru"
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late 90s, after he parted ways with premier but before that comicbook cover bullshit ass album. jeru's doing a show in eindhoven, the netherlands. now the hiphop scene there was quite small but everybody knew each other so the vibe was good. my boys are opening for him and we still had mad love for jeru cause of the albums he had dropped.

so we arrive at the venue and see this dude standing outside by the front door shaking everybody's hand. we get closer and its jeru. hes like good evening how you doing im jeru whats your name to literally everybody who walked in.

so my boys are like 2 songs in and jeru comes to check out the show from the side. hes boppin his head and shit. then later on backstage he comes up to us, so we're like dayum jeru checked out the show. dude comes up and goes OFF.

why yall rapping in english? what yall talking about? yall aint from no streets yall dont know hiphop i should punch yall

we're just standing there like wtf. then he goes like HOW MANY TIMES YALL GOT SHOT? mind you one of the cats from that group's brother just got shot not too long before that and dude had a stray bullet stuck in his chest. so hes like well i got a bullet right here. jeru looks like O_o and just walks off

  

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337. "oh shit, that was good"
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rappin in english LOL

  

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57. "Desus needs his own post.... ARCHIVE n/m"
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<-------- foundation inna London

"I cannot dissociate myself from the future that is proposed for my
brother. Every one of my acts commits me as a man. Every one of my
silences, every one of my cowardices reveals me as a man."

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58. "Jeru again"
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i think this was like 2001 or something
hes doing a show in amsterdam

for some reason people were still interested in him after multiple crap shows but little did we know he was going to top all that this night

jeru comes on stage and starts a rant about all us living in nice houses and not knowing anything about the hood. while on his rant he notices someone takes a picture.

he flips out and goes like I DONT WANT NO PHOTOGRAPHS, VIDEO, OR RECORDINGS MADE. theres fans w/ cameras and some (hiphop) press w/ cameras so they go like oh wtf. the stagemanager calls jeru to the side and tells him theyre allowed to take pics.

jeru goes back to the mic and is like aight yall can take pictures but if i see a motherfucker bootlegging my show we're fighting

so jeru starts his show and his dj keeps skipping the record. people start booing and jeru blames it on the bass in the monitor. then he stops the show and calls out a dude all the way in the back of the venue.

I SAW YOU TAPING THIS SHIT. COME UP ON STAGE AND FIGHT ME.

everybody is like wtf how can you even see what dude is doing. so jeru is on his way off the stage trying to fight this dude. this dude is like wtf is happening. the stage manager comes back in and convinces jeru to stop acting up and just continue the show.

so hes back on stage a few tracks in. in between tracks this cat at the front of the stage is like JERU I LOVE YOUR SHIT. WHERES MIZMARVEL.

jeru tells his dj to stop the record and looks at the fan.

mizmarvel? why you tryna disrespect me man? this aint no mizmarvel this is a jeru show why you asking me all that? the kid is like i was just as... BAM. jeru just straight up punches the kid in his face for no reason.

after that people started leaving

  

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61. "lol n/m"
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...

……………….,,
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125. "lol @ someone bootlegging a jeru show."
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132. "lol"
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
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59. "Yo, this is become a fiery post san"
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I am DYING in here


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60. "eminem"
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it was 99 or so. em came out here with a rawkus tour and brought proof along.
since i did promo for the venue i ran into proof backstage and we got into talking bout dilla and the 5ela shit.
somewhere in the middle of the convo eminem comes in and is like yo proof lets go back to the hotel man
proof is like nah man im chilling you can go
em is not having that hes like dude lets go man
so they go back and forth for a minute
em gets mad walks up to me and snatches this marker i was holding and throws it on the floor
im like wtf and pick it up and proof snatches it from me and throws it at em's head
the two of them start yelling and pushing each other and shit and em eventually walks off with a 'fuck you'

about 30 mins later em walks back in and is like 'yo you got the key to the room?'
proof ignores him and em ended up sitting there ice grilling him til he decided to leave too

  

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134. "lol"
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~

  

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196. "lol arguing like brothers and shit"
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355. "lol"
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435. "eminem circa 97"
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back when the slim shady lp was the slim shady ep. He was opening for hieroglyphics at alvin's (detroit) and I was standing in line when this little short white cat comes down the line passing out sample copies of the ss ep. Some random suburbanite in front of me got the last one, takes one glance at the ep, and tosses it on the ground. While the tape was privy to the five-second rule, here comes eminem, sneakers screeching to a halt like, "Mf, you know how hard I work on my shit? You know how much that shit costs to make? Etc." He's spitting all in guy's face ready to fight. Peacekeeper I be, I'm all, "Slow down, I'll take it. I'll listen to it." He hands it to me and grills guy as he walks off. Guy was shaking in his boots until we got inside.

"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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62. "mos def"
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this groupie chick i know was all amped cause she met mos def while he was touring here w/ talib. this was back in the rawkus days so like 98/99? anyway shes like he said he loves me and LOOK WHAT HE GOT ME while she shows off this ring with a very obvious fake diamond on it.

im like oh ok.

a few days later im talking to the promotor from germany and shes like yo mos gave this groupie out here a ring. im like word? shes like yeah this ring with a big fake diamond on it and he told her he wanted to be with her and shit. im like dayum that sounds familiar so i tell her the story.

later on we heard that he pulled this all throughout the european tour.

(peace king)

  

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108. "this is hilarious."
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_________________________________
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129. "i put up a poll like back in 99 asking "how many white chicks mos hit""
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and ironically 1-3 was the leader with like 45% of the vote.

"more than john stamos" was like 8%.

THIS SHOWS YALL, OKP.

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195. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
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Ah ha....


I think I know someone else that happened too

LOL


((sig))

meh!

  

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63. "DMX"
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during my second season on Teen Summit, DMX performed on a show. after it was over, he stopped in our green room to sign some autographs. we get first dibs, of course, and a Posse member stepped to X and asked for three autographs.

"*THREE* autographs?!" X yelled. "But you just *ONE NIGGA*!"

dude got really quiet and humbly accepted X's single autograph.
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109. "lmao"
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>"*THREE* autographs?!" X yelled. "But you just *ONE NIGGA*!"<

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116. "lol"
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I guess that's his m.o. b/c my lil cuz asked for multiple autographs and he told her to "stop being greedy"

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137. "HAHA"
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PLAY THIS AT YOUR COOKOUT
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192. "lmao"
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446. "that shit was fucking funny."
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good times.

  

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436. "arf arf"
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"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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64. "Guru"
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2001
me and my boy were promoting our festival at this venue while guru had a jazzmatazz show at a venue down the street. so after this party is done we're outside handing out flyers and guru walks up. hes looking at the lineup and is like yo mr lif hes from boston im from boston yall know whats up. we smile say word and go on with our shit. and guru just stands next to me.

so a hr or so later his crew comes up with a cab and is like yo guru lets go. hes like yo ill come later. they look at him like wtf and eventually bounce. so we're ready to leave and guru's like where yall going?

we're like we're done for the night we heading back after getting some food. hes like aight and without asking just walks along. we're pretty much weirded out at this point.

so we're sitting at this diner with guru and he starts pulling out pics of his kids and showing them to us and shit. when we left for the bus he also walked along to there and kinda looked sad when he realized we were leaving.

iono wtf that dude was on but that was one of the weirdest things ever

  

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88. "lol, omg."
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i'm cryin' off that shit.

  

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112. "LMAO"
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Just...wow

  

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200. "LOL"
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341. "that's fucked up"
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I was laughing at all these other stories, but that was sad.
like I feel bad for him.


yikes.

what a loser. lol

  

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347. "male groupie bastards..."
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weird

  

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364. "^^^^ Funniest so far"
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>2001
>me and my boy were promoting our festival at this venue while
>guru had a jazzmatazz show at a venue down the street. so
>after this party is done we're outside handing out flyers and
>guru walks up. hes looking at the lineup and is like yo mr lif
>hes from boston im from boston yall know whats up. we smile
>say word and go on with our shit. and guru just stands next to
>me.
>
>so a hr or so later his crew comes up with a cab and is like
>yo guru lets go. hes like yo ill come later. they look at him
>like wtf and eventually bounce. so we're ready to leave and
>guru's like where yall going?
>
>we're like we're done for the night we heading back after
>getting some food. hes like aight and without asking just
>walks along. we're pretty much weirded out at this point.
>
>so we're sitting at this diner with guru and he starts pulling
>out pics of his kids and showing them to us and shit. when we
>left for the bus he also walked along to there and kinda
>looked sad when he realized we were leaving.
>
>iono wtf that dude was on but that was one of the weirdest
>things ever

  

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65. "Wyclef"
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medinastar deserves all credit for this this shit was absolutely hilarious.

after his 2nd solo joint came out. me, medinastar and some others are walking down the street in the Dam. a limo pulls up and the window goes down and its clef sitting in between a shitload of his own cds. hes asking directions to the red light district, medinstar tells him how to get there and as a thanks he grabs one cd and gives it to her. she looks and is like ew i dont want that shit what else you got in there. he grabbed a different cd (dont remember what) and pulled off

  

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66. "TALIB KWELI"
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peace king

i'm walking with my sister down broadway

kweli (before all that Imrickjamesbitch shit went down and I was still a fan) is walking towards us

now my sis ain't no okp but she knows a couple of ok artists n shit

anyway

my sis goes dumb loud

"oh shit is kalib tweli!!!!!"

totally fucked his name up to the point i'm like shit

he was just happy someone recognized him and threw up a peace sign

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76. "someone post up the thread about Kweli making out with dude's"
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girlfriend...that shit was fucking funny.

  

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67. "Baatin"
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after slum's trinity dropped slum went to europe to tour for the album.
im working for the venue and walking around minding my business and run into baatin hes not talking but instead making all these hand gestures to walk outside with him.

so we walk outside and he start whispering in my ear how we need to watch out as we're being followed and they planted mics everywhere.

i shrug and walk back inside and he looks really disappointed.

when slum came back from their tour he ended up in the clinic for schizofrenia

  

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75. "are you for real man"
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i heard he had issues and stuff but dayum.

  

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110. "Schizophrenia is the worst of all MDs"
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342. "he was a crackhead too"
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mix the two and bad combo.

he said he liked the way he wrote rhymes when he smoked rocks. who does that??

  

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117. "RE: Baatin"
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I can believe that, they were opening on some show in DC and dude was backstage talking to himself, waving his hands around frantically, talking about the govt is watchin etc., etc.

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151. "Wow.. wow wow"
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Yeah when I met him he was a lil off.

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357. "I met him at a festival at USC the weekend I graduated from high school"
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I shook his hand and he nearly cut my hand open with his fingernails.

It was also at this show where Boyz II Men performed right before DJ Quik and insisted on doing all new songs (this was 2000), and the crowd totally turned on them, booing and chanting for Quik (until they closed with "End of the Road," of course...)

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69. "Cardan."
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do u know who cardan is?

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/3957/mase.html



ok we all used to hang on the same block in harlem (110th n shit)
before he got signed

and nyc used give out these bus passes that let u get on for free
sometimes we'd get bus AND train passes and then u were like kings of the city

anyway, we all had a grip of bus and train passes so we did what nyc teenagers did

Hit times square

so its a group of like 10 of us, wildin

and we run inside a porno shop

but we willllld young (i'm like in hs)

one of my boys is like greg olden, looks old but he's like 15
so he'd chat up the owner while we're looking around like
WOW

anyway the owner tells us to get out the store
so as we're running out, u try and grab a dvd or something
(Now u know why some stores don't keep the dvds in the cases)

so we're on the street looking at what we got

this nigga cardan grabbed some gay porn named "big male asses #13" or something

something WILDDDDDDDDDD HOMO

like 2 hairless young white dudes in backwards baseball caps
tonguing each other down on the cover


we're all like "Yo pierre, wtf man"

he's like "i just grabbed whatever was there man"


THE HOMO SECTION WASN'T EVEN NEAR THE DOOR THO


niggas had jokes on him for weeks

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71. "OMG LOL"
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111. "cardan who was signed to so so def? lol"
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114. "Tommy Boy at one point."
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123. "opps yeah dupri just worked with him"
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133. "oh fuckin hell."
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149. "last weekend, took cardan to get his ass eaten, he said "you past freaki..."
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being from harlem this is the greatest story evar

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193. "*DEAD*"
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>do u know who cardan is?
>
>http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/3957/mase.html
>

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336. "ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>do u know who cardan is?
>
>http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/3957/mase.html
>
>
>
>ok we all used to hang on the same block in harlem (110th n
>shit)
>before he got signed
>
>and nyc used give out these bus passes that let u get on for
>free
>sometimes we'd get bus AND train passes and then u were like
>kings of the city
>
>anyway, we all had a grip of bus and train passes so we did
>what nyc teenagers did
>
>Hit times square
>
>so its a group of like 10 of us, wildin
>
>and we run inside a porno shop
>
>but we willllld young (i'm like in hs)
>
>one of my boys is like greg olden, looks old but he's like 15
>so he'd chat up the owner while we're looking around like
>WOW
>
>anyway the owner tells us to get out the store
>so as we're running out, u try and grab a dvd or something
>(Now u know why some stores don't keep the dvds in the cases)
>
>so we're on the street looking at what we got
>
>this nigga cardan grabbed some gay porn named "big male asses
>#13" or something
>
>something WILDDDDDDDDDD HOMO
>
>like 2 hairless young white dudes in backwards baseball caps
>tonguing each other down on the cover
>
>
>we're all like "Yo pierre, wtf man"
>
>he's like "i just grabbed whatever was there man"
>
>
>THE HOMO SECTION WASN'T EVEN NEAR THE DOOR THO
>
>
>niggas had jokes on him for weeks

  

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Deluge
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70. "Dank/Dilla"
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2003, dilla's out here for a tour.
the tourmanager promoted it as a show instead it turned out to be dilla djing so everybody in the venue is disappointed as shit.
on top of that he has dank with him as his hypeman.

theres this old woman in the netherlands who goes to all hiphop shows with her 2 daughters and tries to hook their groupie asses up with the rappers. so these chicks are standing in front of the stage tryna get dank's attention.

dilla starts spinning instrumentals and dank's like who raps in here?! one of these groupies goes jumping up and down and dank lets her come on stage.

the whole crowd starts booing and the chick is just on stage tryna dance and saying 'yo yo'. someone in the crowd starts throwing shit at her but hits dank straight in the eye with a mars bar.

dank's like who did this and everybody raises his/her hand. he walks off mad and takes the chick with him. dilla spins a few more records and bounces too.

for those who have heard it.. if you check the dilla audio interview you can hear the mom and her daughters trying to convince dank to fuck em in the background (we left a 'she'll give you a good time' completely blank in there)

  

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86. "This must be the same woman Blu mentioned in his myspace blog."
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He sounds weirded the fuck out by it, but who wouldn't be.

But anyway back to furry Kangols, Jamaican wallabies.

  

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98. "link?"
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145. "RE: link?"
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http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22340804&blogID=61288579



PLAY THIS AT YOUR COOKOUT
http://www.zshare.net/audio/21712273b2ff5d/

  

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465. "does this woman have a myspace page?"
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if so i know who she is an yeah
she is scary

me and my army

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Deluge
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72. "M.O.P."
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a label rep calls us asking if we can pick up M.O.P. and escort em throughout the day. so we're like wtf we gonna do with M.O.P.? dude is like iono just find something fun.

so we pick them up and decide to take them to an animal farm instead of the typical lets go look at hoes and smoke weed shit.

these dudes were up there petting goats and shit on some AIYO LOOK HE LIKES ME

  

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78. "animal farm? lol"
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85. "lmao"
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one of those fat fuckers tried to talk to me at the Mos Def concert
I was standing BESIDE the vip area (yeah I an't ballin' nor a groupie)
and his 100 ton muthafucker grabs my arm on some, hey sweetie let me talk to you for a minute

wtf

nigga you are 30 of me! thirty!

I kind of looked around like a crackhead and said something about my man being here and bbizzounced.

scary

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95. "lmao, this ain't real!"
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>these dudes were up there petting goats and shit on some AIYO
>LOOK HE LIKES ME

  

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103. "M.O.P."
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i was the street team for Relativy Records when they were signed there
so like the street team is up in the office
and they played their album for us
shit was hot
we all get a free copy and posters and stickers to put up in the city

so i'm heading back to the train


and who do i see getting on the fucking train

BILLY DANZE and FIZZY WOMACK aka M.O.P.

so i'm like what the fuck these niggas is taking a train

NO WAIT, IT GETS BETTER

these niggas hop the turnstile and high tail it to the train at like top speed

no big deal right?

wrong

wrong

relativity records was over by union square in manhattan
the station they hopped at is basically an underground police station

THEM NIGGAS IS WILD

one of the other street team niggas was like "yeah they never pay to get on the train"


to this day i won't let nobody say nothing bout m.o.p.
i luv dem niggas.

_________________________________________
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387. "hahahahaha"
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https://twitter.com/chuck4prez

  

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PlanetInfinite
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135. "omfg yo. this is the funniest shit."
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MOP chasing bunnies.

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136. "LMAO!! Any photos or recording of that would be worth millions n/m"
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Peace,

*** MARBLES ***

  

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138. "wow.. classic....."
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
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146. "yo...yo...LMAO"
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PLAY THIS AT YOUR COOKOUT
http://www.zshare.net/audio/21712273b2ff5d/

  

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152. "LMAO!!!"
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Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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158. "Dude. In my Roc days we had to send them to Puerto Rico........"
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and one of them dudes was scared to fly (which made me think about this story- how the hell did they get to Amsterdam?)

They were damn near bout to send this dude on a week long cruise just to get him to PR for Mixshow Power Summit for the weekend. I don't recall them even going to PR.




Even Knowitalls have to get their information from somewhere!

Charter member deez nuts!
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Marketing & Publicity Extraordinaire
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She's obviously that chick:
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206. "*dead*"
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"You post like you look your barber in the eyes when he lines you up."

http://twitter.com/semiautomatic_C
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269. "y'all took MOP to a petting zoo, best story ever, by far the GOAT litera..."
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295. "lol. i love it"
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:::::::

"And the more you hit something hard, the more hardened it becomes--the stronger it becomes. And that's what's happened: I'm resilient." - Michael Jackson

:::
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353. "oh damn LMAO"
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356. "wow, LOL"
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363. "*DEAD DEAD DEAD*"
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http://www.myspace.com/blackmyth84
http://www.spitfirepoetrygroup.com/

  

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370. "RE: M.O.P."
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lol!

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389. "lol. that's tight, tho."
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" those who can , do . those who can't , talk shit on okayplayer " . . . ancient proverb .
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463. "LMAO! you can't be serious"
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One deluxe pass on the Jump Off Express gets you 1 meal at the 24 hour restaurant of your choice
followed by 15 min of passion on my momma futton
*those with self esteem need not apply*

  

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466. "Oh man, I laughed."
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17x NBA Champions

  

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Deluge
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74. "Necro"
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my boy used to work up in fat beats amsterdam
one day necro had called to ask if they would like to sell some of his merchandise (necro shirts) they agreed and told him to send 'some'.

a week or so later theres 3 boxes full of shirts there. must've been like 200 shirts at least. dudes call necro like wtf are we gonna do with all this shit and he goes 'i will anally rape your mother if you dont sell those shirts' amongst other threats.

  

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lovelyone80
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79. "."
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91. "^^groupie"
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94. "nah fam dont get it twisted..."
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a groupie is something I am not. Outside of my SO, I have NEVER slept with any rappers nor had that ever been my intentions. I didnt even know who my SO was when I met him. Either way, if I were a groupie, I would have slept all these guys and I would gladly name names. Cause it wouldnt matter to me at all.

  

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397. "what up SK"
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lol

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83. "desus killed this thread"
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lololol

I'm dying over here

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97. "desus is killing it"
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shits hilarious

  

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171. "this could be the greatest post i've ever read on okp"
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84. "me and young dro had a moment in a shoe store once."
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the story aint really that important.

_______________________________________
touched like midas these bitch ass niggas they study and bite us.

  

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90. "were yall looking for salamander sandals?"
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100. "lol naw"
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_______________________________________
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92. "THIS POST IS INCREDIBLY DOPE"
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I wish I had something to add

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naiduk
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93. "K-os"
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this happened about a 3 or 4 weeks ago, and I wanted to write a thread about it but forgot


my grandmother and I are walking on Richmond St, but not the club district, the fashion district.
fashion district = warehouse, factory looking, wholesaling fabric shops

it's hot as hell and mama insists she knows where she's going,
but I really think the heat was messing with her head
cause we're in some obscure part of richmond, not lost, but just lost. you know?

so we're walking and this lanky, dark skinned dread pops out of one of the brickhomes
(a row of homes that look condemned)

my grandmother being jamaican, loud and blunt, says:
"AY YOU YOUNG MAN, WHERE CAN I FIND SOME FABRIC STORES"

I'm a couple of steps behind her and look up with a gasp.
It's K-os
my eyes get wide, and I'll admit I was a little giddy, and kind of whisper his name - groupie mode. lol

He starts to ask her what type of material she's looking for.
There he is, K-os talking about fabric with my grandmother.
He recommends this shop about a block west

After that he turns to me and shakes my hand and says, she doesn't know who I am eh?

I shake my head

He's walking up the stairs when mama turns around and asks

"WHO IS HE?"

"He's a rapper, mama"

"A RAPPER?"

"yes"

"YOU MEAN LIKE DADA DADA DADDA"

Yes, my grandmother started pseudo rapping!

K-os and I were dying

"A little better than that", he says

lol

I put my hands are on her shoulders to guide her away before she said anything else.

____________________________________


no regrets
life is hectic

  

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99. "YOU MEAN LIKE DADA DADA DADDA"
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LOL

  

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101. "with head and hand movements"
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my grandmother, the rapper.. lolol

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FireBrand
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234. "lol"
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" those who can , do . those who can't , talk shit on okayplayer " . . . ancient proverb .
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SampolinMoAko
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323. "LOL"
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mista k5
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375. "the best part is his lie"
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"a little better than that"

he wishes





















lol sorry k-os is like my fav musician right now but seems like a perfect snark response

  

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thegodcam
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452. "fuck k-os though"
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that multi-talented mofo

*******************************************************
i will not let finite disappointment undermine infinite hope
- Cory Booker

Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end the Germans always win
- Gary Lineker

  

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kjh
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96. "Ciara"
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I know she's not a rapper but...

I was in Tower records off Peachtree before it closed.

As usual, I'm sitting on the couch reading a comic book.
I see Ciara and her handler walk in, and she's trying to
be incognito, but doing a very bad job of it.

So she comes over to the magazine section, looking around,
but then she starts staring at me over my shoulder. I tried
to play it off as much as I could, but when I looked up
she ran off like a child trying to pretend they didn't do anything
wrong.

  

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mochalox
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243. "the funny thing is, if you replaced her name with MJ, I'd still belive i..."
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that sounds like something he'd do...

  

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desus
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104. "Bitch Ass Busta Rhymes"
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its summerjam
i'm leading the rocafella street team into summerjam
(the street team is basically 30 16year old light skinned girls)
we're in the parking lot behind the arena where all the artists come in

now mind u these girls are AMPED
like this is the high point of their lives
one even came from her junior high grad to come to summerjam
she still had on the gown (she was an idiot)

any

here comes bitch ass trevor aka busta asshole rhymes
with his bodyguard (this is before he started steroiding it up)


lil 14 year old girl snaps a photo of Busta

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SENDS HIS BODYGUARD OVER TO TAKE HER CAMERA
the bodyguard takes the film out the camera, exposing it to the lite
and ruining it,


that was that girls only role of film
we out in the middle of jersey
she got a camera without film now because of bitch ass busta rhymes
we start booing him and telling him he sucks
he flips us off and goes inside

shorty is sobbing out of control
i felt horrible

we turn around
and here comes drag-on and like 20 bloods
one even had a full red jumpsuit made of a blood banadana

one of the bloods sees shortie crying
and asks her whats the matter
she tells him
he feels bad and gives her his disposible camera

awwww.


but yeah Busta rhymes is a bitch ass nigga

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MistaGoodBar
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105. "stories similar to this helped fuel my dislike for him"
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http://mistagoodbar.com
Twitter/IG: mistagoodbar
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kenny_dust
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106. "Assholery 101, congrats Busta."
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But anyway back to furry Kangols, Jamaican wallabies.

  

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SirLau
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301. "RE: Bitch Ass Busta Rhymes"
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>its summerjam
>i'm leading the rocafella street team into summerjam
>(the street team is basically 30 16year old light skinned
>girls)
>we're in the parking lot behind the arena where all the
>artists come in
>

What year was that? Was it at the Meadowlands, cause that year I interviewed him and he got mad 'cause I basically called him old.

  

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Wordup
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338. "What year was this?"
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>its summerjam
>i'm leading the rocafella street team into summerjam
>(the street team is basically 30 16year old light skinned
>girls)
>we're in the parking lot behind the arena where all the
>artists come in
>
>now mind u these girls are AMPED
>like this is the high point of their lives
>one even came from her junior high grad to come to summerjam
>she still had on the gown (she was an idiot)
>
>any
>
>here comes bitch ass trevor aka busta asshole rhymes
>with his bodyguard (this is before he started steroiding it
>up)
>
>
>lil 14 year old girl snaps a photo of Busta
>
>THIS MOTHERFUCKER SENDS HIS BODYGUARD OVER TO TAKE HER CAMERA
>the bodyguard takes the film out the camera, exposing it to
>the lite
>and ruining it,
>
>
>that was that girls only role of film
>we out in the middle of jersey
>she got a camera without film now because of bitch ass busta
>rhymes
>we start booing him and telling him he sucks
>he flips us off and goes inside
>
>shorty is sobbing out of control
>i felt horrible
>
>we turn around
>and here comes drag-on and like 20 bloods
>one even had a full red jumpsuit made of a blood banadana
>
>one of the bloods sees shortie crying
>and asks her whats the matter
>she tells him
>he feels bad and gives her his disposible camera
>
>awwww.
>
>
>but yeah Busta rhymes is a bitch ass nigga

  

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eclipsedInI
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107. "DESUS WON"
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_____________________
puttin' the roota in the toota since 98'

  

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Deluge
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120. "M.O.P. again"
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later that day (see above) we hit up a turkish spot for food
fyi these cats eat as the sound, it was extremely gross
anyway

theyre there eating and literally yelling at each other
this businessman type dude on another table asked if they could tone it down

wrong move

they turned around, i thought they were gonna beat dude up from the way they looked at him. instead they ordered more fries to throw fries at him one by one.

the owner of that joint didnt say shit.
dude eventually left

  

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ado420
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343. "man, what are you doing? you are fuckin my mind up"
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M.O.P. going to animal farms and throwing french fries??
what are they 14? jeez


I'm so disillusioned right now.

  

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Wordup
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366. "^^^ Hood ^^^"
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>later that day (see above) we hit up a turkish spot for food
>fyi these cats eat as the sound, it was extremely gross
>anyway
>
>theyre there eating and literally yelling at each other
>this businessman type dude on another table asked if they
>could tone it down
>
>wrong move
>
>they turned around, i thought they were gonna beat dude up
>from the way they looked at him. instead they ordered more
>fries to throw fries at him one by one.
>
>the owner of that joint didnt say shit.
>dude eventually left

  

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Deluge
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124. "Madlib"
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we're interviewing madlib when he randomly starts talking about quasimoto and how he hasnt seen him since they got to the hotel.
he proceeded to get up and walk to dude @ the counter asking if he saw quas (yunno my man quas!).

more hilarity followed when he started mentioning the future tourdates for jaylib (yea we'll play out here.. and like on the moon and like jupiter..mars)

that evening he was booked for a show and didnt want to perform
peanutbutter wolf had to literally go off @ him to get him on stage

lib goes on stage plays 2 breaks on the drums and bounces

  

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Deluge
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130. "Big Juss (Company Flow)"
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last year this guy decided to book big juss for a solo show.
all 10 fans in the netherlands came out very excited.

me and my friend are in the city, shes like isnt that dude from company flow over there? im like oh shit that IS big juss cause hes doing a show tonight. dude looked lost, didnt bother going up to him.

later on it turned out juss went into the city (for weed or food) prior to the show and got lost and never turned up back at the venue for his show

  

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BarTek
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143. "hahah"
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~

  

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139. "no comment"
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388. "aw c'mon fire i know you got some good ones to tell"
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:(

https://twitter.com/chuck4prez

  

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Deluge
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141. "RZA"
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a few years ago rza came out here with tekitha. im probably one of the few people on earth who knows who tekitha is and would actually recognize her (but who wouldnt with that big ass W on her arm)

so since i know the dutch kid whos part of wu i ended up meeting tekitha and i think it was masta killa. nothing big, just regular talk until rza comes in.

ive been a wu fan for yrs so that was big to me, i got to talk to the goddamn rza. so rza asks me if i play chess. im like no. he asks me what i do for a living and all and i tell him i design. he then mathematically broke down design getting into grids and the parts of the grid and lots of other shit.

eventually he walked away randomly and came back as bobby digital (complete with mask)

the best part about it was that he really acted as if he wasnt rza.

  

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153. "I can imagine.. lol"
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Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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168. "I'm dyin"
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>eventually he walked away randomly and came back as bobby
>digital (complete with mask)
>
>the best part about it was that he really acted as if he wasnt
>rza.

wow

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<-----Pax, make it happen.

  

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175. "you lucky"
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if I could only get once convo with rza
ohh and play him in chess.. oh yes.

MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR ME DELUGE!

haha

oh and I know who home girl is by face, she was in Ghost's video replacing Mary

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Deluge
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210. "<3"
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273. "RZA came to a wrap party for grindhouse at the club i manage"
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dude was one of the coolest people ive met, earlier that day he was eating next door and picked up the check for the tables around him(who had recognized him and been talking with him and his crew)

he was going around talking with everyone, making sure everyone at his table was doing ok, even helped the waitress carry the champagne over to the table

tarantino and rodriguez and some of the small stars of the movie were there, but most of us were hyped about getting to meet RZA.

  

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283. "yeah he IS one cool ass dude"
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and tarantino's been cool as hell too the times ive met him

  

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291. "RE: yeah he IS one cool ass dude"
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tarantino is funny as hell. we ve had i think 3 parties he's been affiliated with, he's been real cool every time. dude is basically just a guy who likes to talk about movies and all kinds of shit with anyone who will listen to him.

we had one of their parties, it ended kinda early, about 1 30 so me and the chick on the left in my avy decided to go have a couple shots at a place close by, we have a couple drinks before everything closes at 2 and we walk back towards the club, start to cross the street, and this mustang pulls out and almost hits us, stops, the window rolls down, and its tarantino saying "my bad, sorry guys!" then he zips off with some young chick who was at the party

one of the grindhouse parties' highlights was robert rodriguez's ex wife(or soon to be) throwing bottles off the rooftop at rose mcgowan's SUV as she drove off

  

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304. "double POASTR"
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Thu Jun-28-07 06:31 PM by ProLix

  

          

((sig))

meh!

  

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305. "RE: I did a song with tek."
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they baby name is Prana, she dead on rza
((sig))

meh!

  

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339. "WTF?!?!"
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>a few years ago rza came out here with tekitha. im probably
>one of the few people on earth who knows who tekitha is and
>would actually recognize her (but who wouldnt with that big
>ass W on her arm)
>
>so since i know the dutch kid whos part of wu i ended up
>meeting tekitha and i think it was masta killa. nothing big,
>just regular talk until rza comes in.
>
>ive been a wu fan for yrs so that was big to me, i got to talk
>to the goddamn rza. so rza asks me if i play chess. im like
>no. he asks me what i do for a living and all and i tell him i
>design. he then mathematically broke down design getting into
>grids and the parts of the grid and lots of other shit.
>
>eventually he walked away randomly and came back as bobby
>digital (complete with mask)
>
>the best part about it was that he really acted as if he wasnt
>rza.

  

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439. "lol"
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"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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144. "golf clap for desus and deluge... killt this shit.... ARCHIVE"
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@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~

  

Prin