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taik owt a peace uv papurr und a numbur too pensill und/oar bloo oar blak inck penn. its tyme too fynde owt howe mutch rubbert kolly iz insyde uv yoo!
ansurr eech kwestiun frum 1 too 5. 1 meening "stronglee dissugree" und 5 meening "stronglee ugree". pleez ansurr eech kwestiun wif kumpleet onnesty.
1. you hav att sum pointe gon platennom foar thu streats.
2. yoo oftin fynd yurself stippin inn thu naim uv luv.
3. yoo enjoie wareing thu uccashiunal maske.
4. yore favurrit sittee onn Erth iz shikago, a.n.a. thu shy-towne!
5. yoo lyke too ussosiate yurself wif peepel taht arr happee.
6. yoo wishe raydeeo woodnt taik thu nega owt tihs sonnnng!
7. wen yore mynd's telin yoo noooo, butt yore bodee-- yore bodee iz telin yoo yessssss... yoo tende too lissin too yore bodee.
8. yoo hav a stronng feer uv midjits.
9. oll yore pares uv songlassis arr jool-incrustid.
10. lightening mann... fuk taht nega. reel tolk!
11. yoo woa'nt stopp untill yoo giv hur meeteur showwurs (noo albom dubble opp, inn stoars won weak frum toodaie negas! feechuring thu hitt singel "im a flurt remicks", "freeky inn thu klub", "leev yore naim", and "secks planitt").
12. j.z.-- taht nega kan kyss thu beste uv boath asscheaks.
13. und fuk oll thoas bitsches wif videeyo kamuras, cus thay yoose CJI und speshiul affects too putt peepel inn videeyos taht wuz'nt actuilly thare.
14. yore lyke docturr marten luthur keng... butt a hole lott ritcher. GOE GITTAAAAAAAAA
15. secks remindes yoo uv kars, kitschens, wead, jungels, und spaice ecksploarashiun (ecksploratiun?).
16. yoo hait roomurs abowt yoo nott beein abel too reed. (tolk to fantaysia und majick johnsun, thay wuz inn my reedin klass!)
17. yore blak, handsum, yoo seng, pluss yore ritch!
18. aje aiy'nt nuthin butt a numburr. seariuslee. taht's oll itt iz. evurywon shoold reememburr taht. nawt gilltee.
19. yore a wethurrman, predickting a won hunndrid persent chanse uv maikin moosick foar thu happee peepel too stip too (wif a twintee persent chanse uv meeteur showwurs).
20. yoo hadd secks wif naturel mistic.
addid itt opp? nowe CHEK YORE SCOAR NEGA
20-40: nega, yoo probubblee iz naturel mistic. i toald yoo, my fone broak, tahts whie i chainged mye numbur!
40-60: yoo kood becum a happee pursun won daie. but taht daie aiy'nt toodaie. preskripchun: bye mye noo albom, dubble opp, inn stoars won weak from toodaie!
60-80: yoo gott sum stippur inn yoo. i lyke yoo. iff yoo a womin, enbocks a nega. blak gurl, wyte gurl, shoart gurl, toll gurl, skinnee gurl, fatt gurl...enbocks me.
80-99: kungradulaschiuns (kongradulatchions?)! yoo arr uffishully a troo rubbert kolly fann. enbocks me, ill lynk yoo too a pitition abowt keapin a surrtin taip inadmessable.
100: nega, gitt off mye dik. unliss yoo arr mee, yoo shood'nt gitt 100.
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stip on thhu nome uv luff!
donnt beliief j.z. thay hadd gunnz yo
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