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 ............................*bursts into laughter* |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 1
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 you too |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 3
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 YES LOL. This nigga is eating mad meats and grains |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 10
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 RE: YES LOL. This nigga is eating mad meats and grains |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 13
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| Yo..I'm dying over here |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 39
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| Training for a job people with Downs syndrome do on the daily? |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 2
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| ^^ they be crazy strong tho |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 5
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| Mongoloid Strong..Much of their power is derived from their fat tongues |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 12
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| You're not training for the Olympics, bro |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 4
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| if i was you i'd just start pushing carts there before i trained |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 6
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| lmao, omg you're right, he needs to train |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 7
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| y'all ni&&as is HORRIBLE. but while we at it.... bend at the knees. |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 27
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| LMAO ...have a friend w/ a stopwatch time him... |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 9
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| yeah, you need to be in the parking lot pushing carts when the boss |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 14
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| *Dead*... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 34
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| LOL @ this shit right here |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 37
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| LOL, he's not insured, they gonna make him stop |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 42
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| yo, i'm picturing the Aflac duck effin w/ him while he's pushing the |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 182
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| you arent mexican are you |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 8
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| he said carts not oranges |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 94
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| Here's what you do |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 11
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| and what needs to be added (and i can't stress this enough) |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 57
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| *stifled laughter* |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 209
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| *DEAD* |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 63
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| you guys are hilarious |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 15
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| You should ask some homeless people how they train for their life |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 16
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| lmao @ homeless people training for their life. |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 17
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| Sad Part is...i was dead serious...lol |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 18
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| Don't lie, one of them fortune cookies said "Log Off Fam" |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 19
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| f0ck. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 32
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| take a pocket dictionary with you, fam. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 38
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| WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S PUSHING CARTS?!?!?!?! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 60
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| maybe he's from baltimore? |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 62
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| become one with the cart, even... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 65
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| without me, my cart is worthless. without my cart, ~i~ am worthless. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 69
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| there is no cart. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 73
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| (c) deCARTs. *coincidence? i think NOT*. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 80
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| yes! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 128
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| I PUSH, therefore I AM. nm |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 211
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| ^^1st tenet of cartsenstentialism. n/m |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 212
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| ^^^ true words to push by. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 81
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| these replies define 'OKP advice' |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 20
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| yal got jokes n shyt but that job aint no joke |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 21
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| ^ ^ ^ Slave |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 22
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| you need to gain strength not weight fam |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 23
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| * taking notes .....re-newing my YMCA GYM PASS* |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 24
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| Part of the Home Depot Fitness Crew |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 43
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| u ass lol |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 48
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| ayo, i'm picturing SPM in a orange sweatsuit with a whistle. an them |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 177
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| lol |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 82
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| hey, good stuff |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 25
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| if you have a college degree, you'll make VP in no time. nm |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 26
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| ^^^carry over snark |
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Mar 10th 2007 | 28
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| shit is like Visa, airywhere i wanna be. nm |
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Mar 13th 2007 | 29
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| this is cute |
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Mar 13th 2007 | 30
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| i did this in pathmark for 2 years |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 31
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| ^^^cart sensei |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 36
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| ^^^ cartographer. this ni&&a the yoda of carts an shit. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 45
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| this motherfucker has "secret techniques" and shit... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 61
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| right? "apply aloe vera juice to the FRONT wheels only! it will help". |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 66
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| The Special Techinique of Shopping-Cart Boxing!!! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 76
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| The Cart of War. By Von Tsu |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 84
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| LOL |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 90
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| ok, i just lost it. llol. out loud like a mug. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 93
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| lmao - yous a fool sean |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 100
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| LMAO!! oh my damn man |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 132
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| omg. LMAO |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 146
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| lmao |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 159
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| loooooooooll |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 184
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| LOL |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 77
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| i'm done yo. seriously, you see it all on OKP, man. lol |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 103
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| www.mcptiu.cc (my cart pushing technique is unstoppable). by the |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 175
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| Heh...you're gonna give women WOOD. Heh. n/m |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 33
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| LOL |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 35
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| DEAD... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 50
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| DISCOUNTS!!! I wanna be your friend... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 40
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| actually HD employees dont get discounts |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 96
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| Congrats on the job though, for real... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 41
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| for real...I worked for a company called Menards... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 44
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| you save big money, when you shop Menards! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 150
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| REAL TALK: if its paying the bills and fulfilling the need, ain't |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 186
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| what's funny is that most okp job advice is re: drug tests. dude is |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 46
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| *Cries*... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 52
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| i can't breath |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 53
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| I'm gonna be jobless on Monday. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 70
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| you are literally killing me. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 75
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| lol |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 85
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| ASPHYXIATION!!!!!! |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 179
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| you should be fine...don't sweat it. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 47
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| ^^^ suggests he read: The Tao of Cart Pushin' by Pu Shing. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 51
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| who are you? |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 54
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| i'm the last in a long line of those wise in the Cart Arts. at the |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 55
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| lmmfao @ by Pu Shing |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 158
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| *dies* |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 160
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| LMAO |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 49
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| the cart pushing grand nationals are on espn 2 this weekend |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 56
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| He could order it on DVD to get his routine down. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 71
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| that's why new shopping cart pushers are wack to me. back in the day? |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 78
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| they need to bring back the vinyl wheels. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 79
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| maaan... i these kids today have a machine |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 112
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| exactly. that's worse than litter if you ask me. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 116
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| no its on ESPN de ocho |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 104
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| Yo Frank....congrats on the job fam... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 58
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| in live? n/m |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 166
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| typo...life |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 176
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| start off w/ matchbox cars, work your way up to Tonkas, then Fisher |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 59
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| Archive PLEASE! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 64
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| seriously. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 67
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| def |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 136
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| They better... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 137
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| *puts down fries* hahahahhahahahaha |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 68
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| Anybody know the World Record for most carts pushed? |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 72
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| 135 |
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Mar 22nd 2007 | 225
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| Congratulations on your job! I'm sure you'll do well.... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 74
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| real shit, fam? work out to CURTIS MAYFIELD. *nods*. yep. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 83
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| nope. Salt-N-Pepa... "PUSH IT" |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 86
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| maybe the clipse |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 91
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| c'mon fam. Keep On Pushin'? Pusher Man? nobody made better |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 121
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| see #118 |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 126
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| you know this cat is running up hills in the snow to Hearts On Fire |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 88
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| pushing a fully laden cart w/o breaking the rice paper. nm |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 183
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| i had to close this post twice before i could get to the bottom |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 87
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| just be sure to stack the poast neatly when you're done. nm |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 185
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| I got a good laugh out of this post, hahahahahaha.... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 89
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| here yo, for inspiration & shit: |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 92
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| WTF i came in here to post the same picture |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 95
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| okfn's agree: cart pushing regimen = tiki barber thighs, fam. n/h. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 97
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| funniest part of the whole post is... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 98
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| LOL. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 102
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| Lil' Wayne started out like this. where u think that album title came fr... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 99
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| lmao! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 107
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| read The Cart Of Darkness over the weekend, dude. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 101
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| nah he should read the Magna Carta. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 105
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| ^^^this is gospel |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 169
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| scene from Push It To The Limit - The Movie: |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 181
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| you guys are asshole c/o cartman |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 106
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| Home Depot's new line of shopping carts: |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 108
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| ^^^this will generate at LEAST 50 more replies^^^ |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 113
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| MY NIGGA STOP! IMMA GET FIRED |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 190
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| ^^^ Big pimpin. nm |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 199
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| hahaha....LMAO |
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Mar 21st 2007 | 223
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| LMBAO!!!! |
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Mar 23rd 2007 | 229
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| we gon' set you up with a video mixtape fam: |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 109
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| they test you on Cartesian coordinates? nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 110
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| you start pullin that cart money, you'll be concubinin' in no time. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 111
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| BUT DO YOU PUSH MO' CARTS THAN ME?!?!?!?? |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 115
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| ^^^ poasting from the stacy adams wherehouse. nm |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 206
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| i think Nintendo makes a good simulator. MarioKart 64. it'll show you |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 114
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| LOL!!! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 127
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| if you run over a banana peel just tap the brakes to regain control |
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Mar 21st 2007 | 221
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| & always know you come from a long line of legends: |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 117
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| get an iPod and blast Rick Ross's 'Push It '. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 118
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| wow. that should mos def be in dudes walk- err, CartMan. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 141
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| stylin' on you: |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 119
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| ^^^^^^_________________________ |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 151
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| have you put in an app to Amazon.com? i never see anyone pushing |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 120
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| go see this show man: |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 122
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| & register here (KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!): |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 123
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| your throne: |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 124
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| *rosebud* |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 125
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| this is great |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 129
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| he doesn't get Carte Blanche status until after a year of pushing. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 130
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| Carte Diem is my motto. just Seize The Cart, as they say** |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 131
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| lol |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 134
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| you are now about to witness the STRENGTH of CART KNOWLEDGE!!! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 135
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| lol they aint ready for dude |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 139
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| Freedom is a road seldom traveled by shopping carts! |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 140
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| i be getting mail for this dude car-rt sort. he might can help. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 133
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| actually, the HD by me got new lighter carts.. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 138
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| read The Art of the Cart by Alexsandr Pushkin. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 142
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| Where's a bubbles alias when you need one |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 143
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| this needs to be archived. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 144
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| I can't believe ya'll are doing this... |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 145
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| We're pushing it to the limit. |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 156
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| losing wieght now...all i got in the frig..is bologna and hotsauce |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 147
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| this is the greatest post EVAR. |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 161
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| comedy |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 165
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| you gon' fuck around and die, Holmes... |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 173
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| I thought I was done earlier, but now... |
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Mar 21st 2007 | 224
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| You can do it. Put ya back into it. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 148
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| They want you to help women to their cars AND push carts? (peep game) |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 149
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| hilarity. |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 152
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| wear sensible shoes. preferably, AirPathMark Cross-Trainers. nm |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 153
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| nah fam they 350 at flight club *link* |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 191
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| and remember your physics classes dog. it's all about leverage |
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Mar 16th 2007 | 154
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| can we get this Archived? |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 155
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| lmfao |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 162
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| i was here. |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 163
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| heh |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 164
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| good luck |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 167
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| seriously... I nearly choked laughing at this post... ARCHIVE n/m |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 168
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| They had me pushing carts at Target, yo |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 170
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| ^^^ okp is teeming with ex-cart posters. its the tie that bonds... |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 172
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| lol |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 174
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| lmao @ this entire post... 2 kudos! |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 171
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| damn just damn |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 178
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| don't let these high-falootin ass ninjas eff w/ that good cart money, |
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Mar 19th 2007 | 180
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| ^^ DESERVES ITS OWN POST... |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 187
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| Dude. This is an AWESOME screenplay. |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 188
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| hmm. never thought about it like that. i had some hiLARious stories |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 194
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| Like a hummer with a tapeworm !?!?!?... |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 192
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| yo.... i am fucking DYING up in here... swear to god |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 189
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| when the cart corrals broke: a requiem in 4 acts |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 193
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| i blame the gubmint. nm |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 213
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| you tryna parkin lot pimp on your lunch break? |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 195
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| he could DEFINITELY pull some Nascar(t) Honey's in that... |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 196
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| its HOOOES in the paaaarkin looot... |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 203
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| that first jount is straight off the jeff gordon steez. i'd rock that. |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 198
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| he should trick his out in orange and tan... sittin sideways nigga |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 204
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| lace your bachelor pad out too man |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 197
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| that shit is chromed out, too? laid back w/ a pope hat in THAT?? |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 205
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| he could get the conveyor belt countertop too |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 207
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| an be lampin' like dude in the grey poupon commercial: "could |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 218
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| Don't let poetx post in this thread anymore....Nigga got me dying |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 200
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| oh yeah and get up on that CartSeek |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 201
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| i just found "push it along" - ATCQ on there. CartSeek is dope!!! |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 219
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| dude, you posted this same topic about a month ago |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 202
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| when i worked at kmart in college the cart pushers were.. |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 208
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| ay, if this whole cart pushing thing doesn't work out |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 210
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| *points to this reply*. lol. that's POWER. |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 214
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| ^^^^ |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 215
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| tell 'em how the eagles use the Blocking Carts for training camp. nm |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 217
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| Jane Fonda lost n/m |
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Mar 20th 2007 | 216
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| Congrats on the job though. |
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Mar 21st 2007 | 220
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| We could trade my 170 for your 155 but........... |
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Mar 21st 2007 | 222
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| I loved that job |
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Mar 22nd 2007 | 226
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| ^^^ VH1: Real Parking Lot Stories. btw, that's dope. good to see |
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Mar 23rd 2007 | 227
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| Somebody dead this thing already! |
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Mar 23rd 2007 | 228
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