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Author |
Message Date |
ID |
O.K., you've gotten your attention. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 1
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^Listen To This Guy^ |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 26
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did they ever bite the bait... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 554
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Lupe Fiasco gets high too. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 2
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dammit this subject has gotten me fired up |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 3
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you derpy motherfucker.... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 4
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Chuck D never broke out of prison. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 5
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Ice Cube was never a "gangsta." |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 6
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Kool Keither is NOT a halfmanhalfalligatorman! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 7
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BOOO, Kool Keith never told a lie |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 339
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Jungle Brothers didn't ever live in a hut. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 8
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KRS One doesn't actually have his teachers ceritifcate! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 9
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RE: KRS One doesn't actually have his teachers ceritifcate! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 25
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Black Sheep were actually just two guys... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 10
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RE: Black Sheep were actually just two guys... |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 795
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RE: Black Sheep were actually just two guys... |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 796
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the rappers in Little Brother ain't little at all. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 11
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ODB wasn't REALLY baby Jesus |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 12
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haha i like how you don't really deny that he was dirty though |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 142
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Michael Jackson wasn't really black. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 13
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one of the Fat Boys aint fat no more |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 14
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Jay-Z has neither a "J" nor a "Z" in his government name |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 15
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i got one, i got one |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 16
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lol |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 209
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actually, early on they were on some satanic shit. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 710
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Young Black Teenagers weren't actually Black |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 17
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RE: Young Black Teenagers weren't actually Black |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 59
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4 or 5 people were actually |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 731
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Lol @ this one |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 953
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MF Doom isn't really a supervillain. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 18
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Girl: "THATS YOU" . |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 662
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Snoop Dogg is a mothafuckin human! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 19
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RE: Snoop Dogg is a mothafuckin human! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 71
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50 Cent has far more money than that. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 20
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Jesus reportedly has never walked with Kanye West |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 21
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the Neptunes are from Earth |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 726
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Wait can he actually not skateboard?!?!?! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 22
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It's true. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 27
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RE: It's true. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 683
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mic geronimo is NOT an indian |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 23
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geronimo wasn't either, he was a native american |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 418
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Dr. Dre has neither a MD nor a PhD |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 24
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to starter |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 28
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Laffy Taffy can't be shaken. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 29
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I really don't like that damn song |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 840
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Lemonade was never a popular drink. It still isn't. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 30
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Hey man, I love lemonade! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 34
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tay dont be fuckin with my lemonade |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 41
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Hold up sir...I love some lemonade... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 518
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X Clan weren't related to Malcolm. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 31
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McHammer wasn't really Irish. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 32
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hhahaaha |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 36
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LOL |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 357
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Saafir and the Hobo Junction never lived in boxcars |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 33
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The members of Digable Planets aren't really planets |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 35
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Well, Ladybug was an Earth... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 245
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Chuck D. never got a letter from the government. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 37
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Sure he did, it just wasn't the other day. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 200
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RE: Chuck D. never got a letter from the government. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 894
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incase u didnt hear in the song |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 38
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Nas' last name isn't Escobar! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 39
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Riiiiiiight, next you'll say his first name aint' Nasty |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 205
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Dizzy Gillespie didn't play the sax. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 40
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me, myself...i don't really love to max. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 159
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Redbone booties I reject at an alarming rate. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 173
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RE: Dizzy Gillespie didn't play the sax. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 888
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Q-Tip doesn't clean out your ears. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 42
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The Lost Boyz actually had directions. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 43
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RE: The Lost Boyz actually had directions. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 91
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RE: The Lost Boyz actually had directions. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 668
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Tribe Called Quest never lived on a reservation. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 44
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Reports also state they had never left any wallets |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 807
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Slim Thug isn't really...aww that joke is too easy |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 45
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Kunta Kinte was never in The Roots. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 46
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Good work Sir ! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 141
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RE: Kunta Kinte was never in The Roots. |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 850
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RE: Kunta Kinte was never in The Roots. |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 934
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De La Soul never really died |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 47
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Nor did they ever open up a donut shop |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 48
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Kurupt really did give a fuck about a bitch |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 49
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***Brand*** |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 53
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the members of the wu-tang clan aren't asian. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 50
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RE: the members of the wu-tang clan aren't asian. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 905
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RE: the members of the wu-tang clan aren't asian. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 906
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Eazy-E wasn't born in 1973 |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 51
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Just Blaze doesn't smoke |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 52
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Master Ace never owned any slaves. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 54
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH *DEAD* |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 89
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RE: Master Ace never owned any slaves. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 419
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^ ^ ^ actually made me chuckle |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 420
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Ghostface never had a bulletproof wallet. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 55
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Peanut Butter Wolf isn't a wolf. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 58
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LOL. at most a couple hundred pounds. |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 814
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Drag-On wasn't a dragon |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 56
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Queen Latifah, Prince Paul, and King Sun weren't related. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 57
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RE: Queen Latifah, Prince Paul, and King Sun weren't related. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 60
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No ID carries multiple forms of identification. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 61
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ha! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 62
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LOL!!! |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 666
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we have ourselves a winner |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 800
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Common's blood type is AB Negative. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 63
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lmao....I *almost* missed that one |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 64
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PM Dawn went without you and didn't die. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 65
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LL has been seen on multiple occasions without his radio |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 66
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....and apparently still living. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 68
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as far as I know... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 72
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Nas really isn't God's Son |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 67
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C-Murder isn't a murderer....oh wait |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 69
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50 Cent is never "High all the Time" |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 70
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AZ didnt get his name from the beginning and end of the alphabet |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 73
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his name is Anthony Cruz - A to Z ;) |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 794
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Digital Undeground never developed Sex Packets |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 74
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i really thought they existed |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 902
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Outkast is actually quite popular. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 75
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you're quite popular. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 79
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RE: you're quite popular. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 81
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There was an explosion of new emperors after Jamal Gray printed out thos... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 76
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I see where you was going with this though, i still laughed |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 311
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It was, in fact, a sweatshop worker who put the satin on my panties. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 77
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RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 78
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After reviewing my Kick It application, Tribe said 'no you cant.' |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 80
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RE: After reviewing my Kick It application, Tribe said 'no you cant.' |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 954
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It's still fun...even if the homies can't have none. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 82
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WRONG!!! |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 669
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Biggie actually just scanned Word Up magazine for the pictures. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 83
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MC Lyte is high in sodium and trans fat. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 84
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bahahahah |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 212
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Coolinfrontin does NOT mean 'I'm chillin.' |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 85
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He Spelled COLD FRONTIN which does actually mean he's |
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Oct 23rd 2006 | 975
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Tanya Morgan has balls |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 86
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B-Real's legs are made from sturdy synthetic polymer. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 87
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Music doesn't start playing and Hoes don't come out... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 88
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Lil Jon actually has five stalls and a urinal. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 90
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House Of Pain was really a spa. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 92
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Whodini really only gave us 5:59 seconds of funk. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 93
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Sally had a two-track mind. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 94
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She didn't have AMG's money, and he did NOTHING. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 95
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I asked Kno a question and he didnt Kno it |
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Oct 21st 2006 | 969
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Scarface sat with friends in a six cornered room staring at votives. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 96
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'Sleep' cannot be consumed, for dinner or any other meal. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 97
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...AND the Funky Child had excellent hygiene. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 98
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...and Lord Jazz' bloodline as a territorial magnate is questionable. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 103
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haha |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 125
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Q Tip never lost his wallet in el segundo |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 99
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I never got a syllabus from Professor Griff. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 100
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Quik actually rolled 2 sixes, and suckas kept their money. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 101
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I'm always in the art museum, but never see the Xzibits. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 102
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*DEAD* |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 109
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Mike Jones real phone number is no longer 281-330-8004 |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 104
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Sleepy Brown has insomnia. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 105
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sleepy brown actually drinks a lot of coffee |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 108
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Sleep and death are biological states, and cannot be related by blood |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 106
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Redman waited. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 107
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lmao |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 732
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Devin actually doesnt always do what the fuck he wants to do |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 110
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RE: Devin actually doesnt always do what the fuck he wants to do |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 900
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Run DMC preferred brisk walking. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 111
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....and it wasn't tricky AT ALL. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 112
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NWA actually made a stop somewhere else that day |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 113
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lmmfao @ this one and Johnny Kemp at the Sizzler |
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Oct 14th 2006 |
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Johnny Kemp never got paid on Friday night. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 114
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Boots Riley only wanted to lay around until he got hungry. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 115
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You should be VERY afraid of Aaron Hall. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 116
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lol |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 118
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k, i laughed & agreed. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 893
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Lil Wayne has never actually put out a fire |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 117
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Chingy is more than one call away. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 119
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You have to MySpace his manager, then e-mail his Blackberry. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 120
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the young black teenagers were actually...wait, nevermind n/m |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 121
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Dre's been in The Game for ten years, but they weren't making rap tunes. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 122
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RE: Dre's been in The Game for ten years, but they weren't making rap tu... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 123
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RE: Dre's been in The Game for ten years, but they weren't making rap tu... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 424
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i don't care if he's fake or not |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 124
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Kenn Starr does not have Star Status |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 126
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The time on Biv's Swatch watch was 6:45... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 127
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there's actually a lot of things to do in Virginia |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 128
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LOLOL |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 635
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Elephant man is actually 100 percent human |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 129
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Young Dro actually doesnt buy much produce |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 130
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Eminem is not edible |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 131
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No Doubt are actually very pessimistic. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 132
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Milk cared. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 133
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And AFAIK he never really made a fuss about sharing his log |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 313
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Def Leppard was def long before mos or russell. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 134
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Bobby McFerri was known to have anxiety attacks |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 135
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tilt! |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 136
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En Vogue's lovin? I got that shit, son. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 137
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haha |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 147
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Word is that Big Daddy Kane shoots blank |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 138
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Doug E didn't like to take showers |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 139
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Keith is quite cool under pressure |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 140
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Wayne Newton aint speak german |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 143
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Sleep isnt the cousin of death. Sleep is sleeping with the cousin of de... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 144
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Little brother, I have one |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 145
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King Kong was not a king or a kong. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 146
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the bush babies... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 162
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not cause of anything you did |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 170
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actually yadgyu should get the official "i'm the dumb dude on okp award" |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 172
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As it turns out, Pac denied being a straight rider several times. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 148
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Also, you can't be straight n be a rider... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 171
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lolol |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 176
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Scarface's sitting room is circular, and has fluorescent lighting. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 149
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*DEAD* |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 312
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Slim Thug is only in dirty south middle management. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 150
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*DEAD* |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 204
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Chino actually wears a size Medium |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 151
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Sunshine Anderson actually prefers overcast days. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 152
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Faces are actually a little more attractive when you're alone |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 153
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Jeff Townes actually prefers Seattle Grunge over Jazz |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 154
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Percy Miracles is actually an atheist. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 155
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?uestlove detests answering questions. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 156
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Jill Scott doesn't really take long walks. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 157
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CLEARLY. Long walks = exercise |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 317
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*hands you scholarship check* |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 856
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 938
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Contrary to popular belief, 911 is far from humorous. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 158
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Lupe didn't really "get the girl". |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 160
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Lyte's dis actually measured out to be 25% |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 161
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lol...you killin 'em.... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 178
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Twista has never actually played the game before.... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 163
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RE: Twista has never actually played the game before.... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 166
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Bonita refuses to put anybody on...... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 164
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EW&F doesn't want us to know that you really CAN hide love.... |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 165
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They never put PIMPS in the rides |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 167
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Magic johnson never had aids |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 168
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MTV only plays reality tv shows |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 169
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this post is fuckin hilarious |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 174
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Madlib ain't really that mad at all. |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 175
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No one has ever payed attention to Rockwell let alone watch him |
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Oct 14th 2006 | 177
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Aha! The Fu-Schnickens DID have something to prove! |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 179
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None of their name's are Tony regardless of the spelling. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 180
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I know what today is and its not our anniversary. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 182
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I talked to Walter (no relation to Brother... |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 939
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I touched Hammer's beat. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 181
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Michael Jackson got enough......and stopped. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 183
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Prince really met Nikki at the library reading Good Housekeeping. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 184
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I didn't pray......and I made it today. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 185
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Nga I laughed so loud at this ^^^, I woke my son up!!!!! |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 199
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Wu-Tang Clan IS something to fuck with! |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 186
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Ol' Dirty Bastard actually showered quite often. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 187
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Stop playin' |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 908
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No Jeffrey, what we have is quite visible to everybody else. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 188
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Tip's rhyme has yet to be checked...neither has Rakim's melody. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 189
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The thresholds of negative stress aren't recognizable. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 190
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Boogie Monsters! |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 197
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Nas trynna trick me into lookin at him, son......ain't nobody shootin. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 191
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fire actually got a dollar out of 50 Cent. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 192
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I know T.I. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 193
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lol |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 310
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poifect |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 434
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RE: I know T.I. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 681
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El-P is not Mexican. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 194
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Phonte isn't the beezneez |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 195
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Special Ed went to normal classes with normal students |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 196
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snoop dog is a human being |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 198
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BIG didn't have to make that u-turn, his shit was already clean |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 201
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I don't think LL felt good at all about Candy....... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 202
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Kelis really didn't have Dirty's money..... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 203
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Hi-Tek has no new technology in his home. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 206
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Tay ain't all up in this post. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 207
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Ice Cube, in reality, is very difficult to hate. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 208
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I got my Vans on, but I don't see the resemblance to skates..... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 210
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So as luck would have it, vans ARE sneakers. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 228
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Omarion never had, nor does he want an entourage |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 211
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cease and kim are quite pudgy |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 213
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Jay-Z isn't holding up Saigon's album. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 214
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Will Smith was wrong--Parents REALLY DO understand. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 215
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There's a war going on outside we're quite safe from. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 216
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Marvin Gaye don't give a damn about what's going on. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 217
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and he's not Gay either... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 368
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The industry's great. It doesn't need to be taken over. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 218
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There is just one Pac. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 219
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Water is "Your Mama's Pussy" dry. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 220
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Smarten up Nas--It IS kinda hard to tell. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 221
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Are you kidding me? Yadgyu makes excellent beats. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 222
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Tommy Hill is nobody's nigga. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 223
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Kool Moe Dee never lived downtown |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 224
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Puffy Lied |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 225
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Contrary to popular belief, |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 226
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The Coup has NO plans to overthrow Bush |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 227
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or to kill their landlord |
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Oct 15th 2006 |
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They call him two techs, but he just has one. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 229
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Kanye will be on time for that. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 230
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DJ Paul can, in fact, remember a time prior to popping his collar. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 231
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lol |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 342
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So apparently the mall isn't a good place for Young Joc to meet up. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 232
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I was with him in the club he kept having these weird "visions" |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 318
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what about the trap, though? |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 470
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Next you'll tell me that Baby is a GROWN MAN. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 233
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I needed someone's help to snap my finger and do my step. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 234
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I really laughed out loud at this! n/m |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 825
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Similarly... |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 940
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I'm told that there was, in fact, a little half-steppin. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 235
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Bitches do not think that Young Dro |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 236
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And his mom actually stays with a few crackheads as well. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 237
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One day, UGK was here... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 238
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The title change of Outkast's "Aliens" album |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 239
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It's not physically possible to shatter a bladder during sex. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 240
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She really is Spaynish, and no this is not Hawaiian Silky. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 241
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UPS is not hiring. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 242
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Whales don't have any money. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 243
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lmao |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 492
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I thought he said well |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 664
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doves CANT actually cry despite what prince said |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 244
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holy SHIT, this is genius. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 246
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tragedy khadafi has never held office in libya. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 247
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freeway takes backroads everywhere he goes. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 248
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at no point in their career... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 249
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lmao.... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 321
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haha, that was probably my weakest one. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 484
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juelz santana only sells klonopins. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 250
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LL's dick is too small to suck on his own. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 251
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wyclef's been back since mid-august. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 252
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RE: wyclef's been back since mid-august. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 685
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Fresh Prince penned the lyrics to Summertime |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 735
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young joc never goes to the mall. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 253
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oh, and it's not going down either. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 254
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contrary to popular belief... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 255
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system of a down dates turkish girls. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 256
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dead prez aren't "african" at all, as they claim... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 257
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big pun was indeed a player. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 258
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nas only went to juvy for snuffin jesus. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 259
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canibus isn't well-equipped to eat a nigga's ass. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 260
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ghostface slap-boxed with simon peter, not joseph. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 261
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skee-lo loves being short and broke. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 262
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ahmad's childhood sucked. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 263
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mos def secretly owns stock in dasani. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 264
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i didnt see this one. haha. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 302
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immortal technique is going to die one day... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 265
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tariq trotter has a unique personality disorder... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 266
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suede timbs actually tear nas's cipher apart. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 267
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oh GOSH!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
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Nov 30th 2006 | 1003
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several people do it better than the DOC. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 268
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montell jordan was lying - this is certainly not how we do it. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 269
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ludacris would settle for a bronze medal. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 270
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nas really doesn't have that many rhymes, and he's quite sane. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 271
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nas takes sleeping pills because he's suicidal. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 272
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nas ran more like a jaguar with thoughts of a serial rapist. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 273
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Gotta give this one props just off the silliness and effort alone, lol |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 319
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nas slept in on his 20th birthday. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 274
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RE: nas slept in on his 20th birthday. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 432
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HA! |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 479
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HA! |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 955
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dmx is an avid feline lover. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 275
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prodigy's chain only hangs down to his sternum... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 276
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jadakiss's diesel only has fiends in the spot on the floor for an hour. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 277
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jin is actually laotian. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 278
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sadat x has neither held office in egypt, nor been a member of the NOI. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 279
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ice-t only maimed police officers. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 280
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wise intelligent was typically a C minus student on average. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 281
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kweli and hi-tek plan to stop reflecting at some point in the next eon. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 282
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i went to the block today and asked. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 283
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prodigy changes his clothes daily. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 284
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i've personally caught nas in the streets without a ton of reefer. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 285
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actually, several people were out besides shorty doo-wop. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 286
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nas was actually delivered via c-section. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 287
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nas actually embraced jay-z with WD-40. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 288
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fabolous has asthma. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 289
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because of his trial for an assault he caught in bridgeport, NY... |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 290
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too short is a self-loathing virgin. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 291
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young jeezy hates his glock. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 292
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big L was known to throw down an extra dime for a whopper w/ cheese. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 293
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nas hates committing sins an his friends own a barbershop. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 294
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nas is more like the euro-centric polynesian than anything. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 295
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RE: nas is more like the euro-centric polynesian than anything. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 436
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not even a quarter. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 478
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biggie's actually gonna fuck you tomorrow. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 296
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ha |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 301
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beef is actually just meat cut from various parts of bovine animals. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 297
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professor griff loves latkes and is a huge jackie mason fan. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 298
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large professor has a small build and is uneducated. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 299
|
*DEAD* |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 315
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nelly loves pumas and doc martens. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 300
|
*Double DEAD* |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 316
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Saadiq lied. It was more than just him. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 303
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Black Thought does'nt have a razor blade under his tounge |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 304
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and was seen rocking a cordless |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 332
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and Jill and Erykah lied....they never had him |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 333
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And he was seen in Philly yesterday and the day before that |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 334
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Umi didn't actually say that. It was taken out of context. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 305
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 320
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Nas really has closets full of microphones. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 306
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how the fuck did I miss this one.....lmao |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 341
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Angie Stone ate and slept the whole time she waited. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 307
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LL would settle for one pair of bamboo earrings. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 308
|
Cube fell an assist short of the triple double. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 309
|
*Dead*... "No! He's up!" *Dead again* |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 942
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911 is a melodramatic tale of woe |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 314
|
It just rained yesterday in Southern California. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 322
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LMAO, classic. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 343
|
Webbie practices abstinence. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 323
|
Contrary to popular belief |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 324
|
Pharrell never got it like that. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 325
|
Puffy and his entourage have stopped at numerous red lights |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 326
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LOX found out the hard way that it isn't all about the benjamins |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 327
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MCs don't worry...Monch won't butt fuck you |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 328
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and rappers? KRS called a truce...you're no longer in danger |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 331
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Stevie's Superwoman was right in front of him last winter. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 329
|
Canibus does in fact have to bend his knees when running full speed. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 330
|
Cool C wasn't....and isn't living the Glamorous life... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 335
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p.diddy isn't really half drugs, and neither is his ghostwriter |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 336
|
Black Thought is a Republican |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 337
|
ARCHIVE THIS POST! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 338
|
Jermaine Dupri drives in the middle lane ONLY.... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 340
|
Heavy D was actually outside.... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 344
|
due to inflation the clipse no longer have it for cheap |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 345
|
D-Nice would actually rather you kick the violence and stop the science. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 346
|
lmao. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 356
|
the linx werent ONLY built for cubans |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 347
|
true. I knew a few Dominicans with linx as well... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 366
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Doug E actually expired 2 weeks ago. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 348
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i guffawed at this. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 385
|
Sorry Wayne |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 349
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Last i checked you couldnt get awards for a tour |
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Oct 15th 2006 |
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Flav is actually quite bland n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 350
|
Ladies if you call 917-160-493-11 your call will be redirected to a cab ... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 351
|
BRILLIANT. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 705
|
There were some Crips in the West Coast Rap All Stars n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 352
|
*dead* |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 358
|
tommy and gza really ran together |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 353
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records show no one has ever really coughed up a lung in marcy |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 354
|
Ren & Dre were actually very altruistic... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 355
|
Eazy was wrong |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 359
|
yeah, son I was at Bay Bay's party....ain't shit happen. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 362
|
Georgie actually was quite well off n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 360
|
to this day.....brothas never worked it out |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 361
|
Roy Ayers loves the night time |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 363
|
BWP actually lived easy lives |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 364
|
l.o.n.s. lost their case against the p.t.a. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 365
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It was only 85 miles |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 367
|
Speaking of 85... |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 943
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Kelis is quite submissive |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 369
|
Jay-Z only had 98 problems. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 370
|
I looked over Honey's shoulders....and Mike was never there. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 371
|
^^^^Oh shit!!^^^^ |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 707
|
Jane is still alive |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 372
|
3000 passed all drug tests when coming into this world. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 373
|
D'angelo prefers Splenda |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 374
|
hahahahahahaha |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 377
|
heh |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 378
|
*DEAD* |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 391
|
Shorty hit the brakes at precisely the right time n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 375
|
But was her head bobbin' when the verse didn't rhyme? |
|
Oct 18th 2006 | 944
|
Eminem cleans out his closet daily... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 376
|
I never loved it. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 379
|
lol |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 751
|
Quite a few people in the world *DON'T* have dandruff n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 380
|
cube only had a double double |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 381
|
lmao |
|
Oct 21st 2006 | 970
|
Santa Claus wasn't too old for that shit |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 382
|
those glaciers of ice finally melted due to global warming |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 383
|
did we ever figure out what the "scenario" was? |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 384
|
its been discovered that Rock is not a Planet either. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 388
|
quiet as it's kept |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 386
|
Everyone knew of Tony Rich's heartache and adversity. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 387
|
this nigga brought back Tony Rich! lol |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 405
|
big daddy kane is actually cooked well done |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 389
|
Luther's house was, in fact, a home. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 390
|
foreign exchange never did answer the question |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 392
|
wordsworth doesnt use a mirror |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 393
|
big l never was the MVP of anything |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 394
|
big l never was the MVP of anything |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 395
|
big l was never the mvp of anything |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 396
|
the roller skating jam was actually only on thursdays |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 397
|
Big Boi can fit inside my dishwasher. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 398
|
accidentally tripled posted up there^ |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 399
|
Kanye is quite punctual. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 400
|
personally, ive always done my marauding during the day |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 401
|
dilla really only blinged like '2d2 |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 402
|
cl smooth's main ingredient was a tad bit of sugar |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 403
|
vandalism was the case that they gave him |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 404
|
Soon as he got home from work....Babyface went to sleep. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 406
|
Kind of expected, since Faith didn't make it up, either. n/m |
|
Oct 18th 2006 | 945
|
Mr. Hump actually got busy in a Wendy's bathroom. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 407
|
RE: Mr. Hump actually got busy in a Wendy's bathroom. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 442
|
the real noriega has paid back almost half of his favors |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 408
|
soul ii soul stopped movin' |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 409
|
i disturbed The System's groove |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 410
|
Nu Shooz returned |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 411
|
The Human League were in fact, god-like. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 412
|
BBE has doubled their 4th quarter profits |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 413
|
After attaining a subject, Dwele said, 'I need somethin else.' |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 414
|
nelly actually took off all his clothes before she did |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 415
|
the pointer sisters had broken fingers |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 416
|
lol....just got that one |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 417
|
at least 50 of these that have gone over my head... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 422
|
its a few I missed too....hit me on the inbox....lol |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 426
|
keepin me on my toes |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 423
|
ha! I remember that! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 429
|
Groove is actually located in the pancreas. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 421
|
haaaaaaa! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 425
|
Aesop Rock stole my thesaurus for "Bazooka Tooth!" |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 427
|
Shaq did, in fact, need a hook. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 428
|
machines cant really dance |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 430
|
Papa was, in fact, a stationary pebble. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 431
|
...and he took a whoole lotta mess from me. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 438
|
lol i like this one |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 441
|
originally rza wanted the group to be the wu-sopranos |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 433
|
edit: my bad for double post |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 435
|
One night at Shannon's house...she made me cut the music off. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 437
|
AFTER RECEIVING NUMEROUS LETTERS FROM THE UNDEAD... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 447
|
The stairway only went to purgatory. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 439
|
ms peachez was actually frying fish |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 440
|
lol....cut me deeeeeeep (c) Pooh |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 444
|
Forensic evidence shows the rhyme didn't break the bulls back |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 443
|
Blinky Blinx does not have epilepsy |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 445
|
Punks often jumped up and faced NO physical repercussions. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 446
|
Tomorrow... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 450
|
Chuck D was already in Phoenix when he wrote that shit |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 448
|
it was heroine that killed applejack |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 449
|
whoa! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 454
|
i have that joint on 12" |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 460
|
WINNER FOR MOST OBSCURE REPLY!!!!! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 455
|
And t he was born on the June 26th, under a waxing gibbious moon |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 544
|
And he was born on the June 26th, under a waxing gibbious moon |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 548
|
Turns out she was a lesbian |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 451
|
classic. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 458
|
the 5 fingers didnt ACTUALLY say "SLAP", the man did. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 452
|
the 5 fingers didnt ACTUALLY say "SLAP", the man did. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 453
|
DUE TO A STRICT DIET REGIMENT... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 456
|
Stevie called to say, 'Fuck you, ya bitch ass nigga.' |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 457
|
Nonchalant never even woke up til 9am. at least. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 459
|
THE HAY... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 461
|
Ray Cash was actually bumping OTHER people's music. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 462
|
Over looked |
|
Oct 23rd 2006 | 977
|
Teddy actually made marmelade |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 463
|
loloolol |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 464
|
ha |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 465
|
Large Professor snuck out the back way |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 466
|
PUTS actually live in a 1 bedroom cottage. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 467
|
GZA only has an IQ of 3 |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 468
|
I never met a female that even liked Heavy D |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 469
|
LL only had the factory system in his ride |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 471
|
5 Minutes To Flush... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 472
|
mc lyte ended up havin' it after all |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 473
|
and her roughneck was actually a mild-mannered accountant. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 475
|
the artifacts were from the right side of the tracks |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 474
|
ras kass's soul was accidently freezerburnt |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 476
|
In 1994, Souls of Mischief stopped chilling. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 477
|
lol |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 776
|
the turn signals were obstructed... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 480
|
...and the driver was the first to exit the limo |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 488
|
main source challenged me to a friendly game of cricket |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 481
|
badu's gun belonged to her dad |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 482
|
Yessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (c) Marv Albert |
|
Oct 18th 2006 | 946
|
D-Train used to take the L' |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 483
|
Average White Band left the pieces on the floor. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 486
|
Brenda did NOT have a baby |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 485
|
After my Slinky broke, I asked O'Shea to play with his yo-yo.... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 487
|
Billy-Jo McAllister jumped off the brooklyn bridge. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 489
|
ice cube preferred to just jack for snares |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 490
|
Chuck E. was never in love. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 491
|
despite what he said.. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 493
|
After extensive study of his catalog, it turns out MJ is actually good |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 494
|
and Diana was actually very kind and virtuous. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 497
|
Kool Moe Dee made himself believe it was an allergic reaction |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 495
|
studies show nas was 3/4 amazing |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 496
|
Jay-Z is NOT the mouthpiece for hustlers |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 498
|
NORE actually heard you the first time |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 499
|
WHAT? |
|
Oct 16th 2006 |
|
Turns out only an insignificant fraction of the worlds population... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 500
|
And honestly, i don't want to talk about the ones i know |
|
Oct 18th 2006 | 947
|
Actually, Tupac was apathetic |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 501
|
When I met Jeezy I told him that I did NOT, in fact, know what it was |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 502
|
Suga Free is a male feminist |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 503
|
new edition only experienced candycorn love |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 504
|
Canibus has never square danced in a circle. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 505
|
Cam didn't actually want you to go home with him. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 506
|
Parents really DO understand |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 507
|
Rakim is only partially paid |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 508
|
k-solo always rolled in groups |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 509
|
the best kept secret was sapphire d. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 510
|
GOLDEN. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 512
|
According to women, Redman was an average lover |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 511
|
arrested development says they are much better off in kentucky |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 513
|
RE: arrested development says they are much better off in kentucky |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 761
|
A little known fact is that Jay-Z's backup career was in roofing |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 514
|
Bishop landed unharmed on his feet... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 515
|
last night, the dj let her die |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 516
|
RE: last night, the dj let her die |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 519
|
That bitch was never obstructing Luda's path. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 517
|
LOLolll |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 522
|
he could have just said "excuse me, I'd like to get through" |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 555
|
O-Dog actually changed his ways and moved to martha's vineyard... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 520
|
brenda had a puppy |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 521
|
and the black girl lost later used mapquest |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 523
|
The Mary Jane Girls were renters. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 524
|
and they only stayed half the night |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 530
|
Devin the Dude told a cop the ashtray in his car was for cigarettes. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 525
|
it was erased |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 526
|
yeah he shoulda wrote it with a sharpie. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 529
|
as high as he flys, jim is more into GOLFIN! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 527
|
At the Plaza Hotel, do NOT ask for the niggas that deliver it hard |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 528
|
Rakim is actually nonchalant about the mic... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 531
|
Things, actually, hold together quite nicely. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 532
|
greg nice was a gospel junkie |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 533
|
Surveys say Levels are being gottten to and exceeded at alarming rates..... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 534
|
RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 535
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I was here and I laughed... har har har!!! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 536
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Jim Jones is not a cult leader. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 537
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Doug E. Fresh never made it all the way to the top |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 538
|
Police actually just want Chamillionaire's autograph... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 539
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We really have a plan B |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 540
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Don't let them fool you... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 541
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Nas is actually 100% man, not half, as previously reported.. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 542
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RE: Nas is actually 100% man, not half, as previously reported.. |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 547
|
After recalibration |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 543
|
Special Ed was never on a mission... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 545
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It was a mack truck, not the rhythm, that hit 'em. n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 546
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Prince made a wrong turn and ended up driving her to Missouri. n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 549
|
Phonte doesn't live in your apartment complex |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 550
|
Nas went to hell for snuffing Jesus... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 551
|
hahahhahahahahahaha |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 560
|
It's not halftime...there's still 4:10 left in the second quarter. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 552
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Upon reviewing the videotape, |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 553
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Oran "Juice" Jones didn't see anyone in the rain |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 556
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wyclef said to give him til mid december |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 557
|
this just in...she isn't really "marriage" material after all... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 558
|
EST is not the greatest man alive. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 559
|
WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE GOOD SHIT?!?!??! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 561
|
word. i'ma sit this one out. |
|
Oct 17th 2006 | 901
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i cant even handle this post right now |
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Oct 21st 2006 | 966
|
It was only protected by the red, the black, and the green |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 562
|
anyone know if there are biddies in the arby's lounge? |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 563
|
Calvin moved a mile up the road...that's why you couldn't find him |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 564
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Domino just eats his sandwiches w/ Peanut Butter. No Jelly please. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 565
|
There is no magic number |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 566
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Special Ed shared that island with Howie Tee. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 567
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You actually get two shots at love. n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 568
|
Pharrell says you can keep it. he doesnt want it anymore. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 569
|
A house IS in fact classified as a home |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 570
|
Sleepy Brown stopped smoking 3 months ago. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 571
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Charlie Mack was once the second out of the limo. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 572
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RE: Charlie Mack was once the second out of the limo. |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 762
|
The Lost Boyz are fine just driving Toyota Corollas. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 573
|
he actually takes his sugar with Earl Grey and Whole Milk... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 574
|
Sometimes Luke likes the missionary position. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 575
|
Ray Cash is actually only accepting Credit Cards now. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 576
|
You know 'Ye actually prefers his Capital One? More points... |
|
Oct 18th 2006 | 948
|
Due to rising meat costs...All You Can Eat is now $7.99 |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 577
|
MC Serch did in fact leave the grill...but never managed to return. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 578
|
Rick Ross doesnt actually like playing hop scotch. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 579
|
There's more than 5 years left |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 580
|
the luniz had to chip in an extra $5 |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 581
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I saw Phife in the Waffle House eating ham and eggs |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 582
|
Whoomp! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 583
|
RE: Whoomp! |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 763
|
LMAO! |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 993
|
LMAO! |
|
Nov 29th 2006 | 994
|
the B.B.Q. was pre-recorded |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 584
|
lol |
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Oct 15th 2006 | 587
|
lol! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 643
|
Juelz Santana does in fact know more than one letter of the alphabet |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 585
|
BEE! LOL |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 698
|
Doo Doo Green....cause he had been eating lots of veggies. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 586
|
^^Smells Like Granny Spirits^^ |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 818
|
Doug actually had 10 minutes before he was on. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 588
|
Contrary to Prodigy's weather report....the storm is very loud. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 589
|
Bobbito is actually a carpenter |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 590
|
sign your life on the x |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 591
|
Slick Rick hated to party, loved causing trouble, and bothered people. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 592
|
and on second thought, he really SHOULD have done it. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 594
|
due to allergies the internet cannot go nuts...but dairy & shellfish is ... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 593
|
It is in fact, quite tedious to dial someone's heart.... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 595
|
Ralph Tresvant was one cold and heartless motherfucker. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 596
|
RE: Ralph Tresvant was one cold and heartless motherfucker. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 738
|
Nas isn't like that at all. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 597
|
so simple yet so effective....lmao |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 598
|
i got worried for a sec... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 600
|
bobby converted himself back to analog |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 599
|
Machine Guns are actually quite fragrant and sweetly scented |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 601
|
busta mistakenly passed the peach schnapps |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 602
|
RE: busta mistakenly passed the peach schnapps |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 765
|
busta mistakenly passed the peach schnapps |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 603
|
Busta Rhymes didn't have a checking account. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 604
|
Deer Mama was about Bambi's loss... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 605
|
hands down your best one yet......lmao |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 608
|
and 'I Get A Round' was written by a bartender. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 612
|
*DEAD* |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 826
|
*Waiting for Easter*... |
|
Oct 18th 2006 | 949
|
When asked about the time, Redman replied 'Time to do nothing.' |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 606
|
Special Ed doesn't make $1 million for every record that he cuts |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 607
|
He does not buy a brand new car every other month |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 610
|
He does not own 74 Honda scooters |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 611
|
He does not own land in the West Indies |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 613
|
He does not have his own island |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 614
|
He never owned a frog |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 615
|
He didn't a get a sold gold bone for his dog, just one made of rawhide |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 617
|
He does not own a percent of Tahiti, so there's no need for a treaty |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 618
|
He has other sources of income besides his rhymes |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 620
|
He does not think of a million rhymes every time you blink |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 622
|
He opted for a Caesar when his hair got too long |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 624
|
He prefers to use Pledge for his dishes |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 625
|
He used the Navy SEALS when the kids across town talked shit |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 627
|
Oh, and his waiter served him a can a Spam for dinner |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 628
|
Trigga and smooth's crew can indeed go for that. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 609
|
Actually Slick Rick , it is funny & I am gonna laugh... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 654
|
Man, Flava Flav actually did something for me! |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 616
|
soccer is k. blow's favorite sport |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 619
|
.....and futbol when he's in Latin America. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 623
|
Rakim... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 621
|
hahahahahaha |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 630
|
kaing of this post... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 631
|
thank you, thank you. *flaunts crown and scepter.* |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 650
|
SPHERE'ENNNNNNNN!!!! more mathematically acceptable... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 626
|
I'm going to see Prince tonight....and I BET money matters to him. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 629
|
He fucked all of them hoes in all of those bars. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 632
|
And for my final installment... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 633
|
eric b chose to run for governor instead |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 634
|
Lupe doesn't own a giant robot either... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 636
|
Mick Jagger was born in Dartford, Kent |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 637
|
The Earth was, and still is, New Edition's world |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 638
|
ive actually seen a many of my heroes on stamps |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 639
|
The Jackson 5 didn't have to be there at all. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 640
|
#371...n/m |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 644
|
Michael and the rodent hadn't found what they were looking for |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 641
|
Michael Jackson actually wanted to "ROCK" with someone else. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 642
|
from what i heard, nicole murphy only partied once a month |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 645
|
Sly Stone was scared of heights. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 646
|
Me'Shell lied. That nigga had a skin-tight fade. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 647
|
lol |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 689
|
Talib Kweli was actually pleasantly suprised by... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 648
|
1-900-LL-COOLJ is no longer in service |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 649
|
Neither is 1-900-HUSTLER |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 811
|
Madonna's father was a baptist preacher. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 651
|
i pay for bitches chiropractic bill's after my anger management classes. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 652
|
Dice Raw? |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 655
|
Barbara Walters is actually a very kind woman. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 653
|
Phonte is an only child |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 656
|
Black Thought actually thinks in color |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 657
|
none of Bone's checks clear til the 2nd. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 658
|
Gza actually prefers the mysteries of checkers and connect 4 |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 659
|
the roots don't really want anymore...oh..and everything is still in one... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 660
|
Tanya Morgan?? not fans of bruce willis OR cybil shephard |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 661
|
the nightmare was actually on the next block over |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 663
|
on the real, salt lake city is just like compton |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 665
|
Kurious actually has perfect bowel movements |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 667
|
outkast are actually quite rotten and unclean |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 670
|
and there are plenty of people who are as dope |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 671
|
it ISNT your world after all |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 672
|
RE: it ISNT your world after all |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 673
|
Rakim never nominated Erik B for president |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 674
|
GZA isn't a genius... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 675
|
the X-Ecutioners never killed anyone |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 676
|
Raekwon never cooked a gormet meal |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 677
|
Musiq made me Juslisen.... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 678
|
Pharrell knows you can't do it too |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 679
|
Gnarls Barkley told me to visit St. Elsewhere |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 680
|
Black Thought is actually Soul Brother #101 |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 682
|
Jaz & Jay-Z lied |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 684
|
Erykah lied, it does have to do with your new friend. nm. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 686
|
Humpty never got busy in a Burger King bathroom |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 687
|
Yo Ed, that bone was gold-plated |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 688
|
People are done teething on "The Listening" |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 690
|
hi tek actually records using an analog four track |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 691
|
hi tek actually records using an analog four track |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 692
|
i saw exile walking around in public yesterday |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 693
|
Lil' Shawn never put hickies on anyone's chest |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 694
|
james' drummer had great hygene. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 695
|
Joeski Love never knew how to do that dance... |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 696
|
Dana Dane actually slept quite well |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 697
|
Foxy Brown is actually quite good at math |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 699
|
Darryl McDaniels started learning in first grade |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 700
|
The Luniz only had 2 on it and i fronted them the other 3 |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 701
|
Onyx actually bucked with concern and reluctance |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 702
|
Woodrow lied. He was not going to go to the Rastas to buy two cracks |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 703
|
pusha t's niece was 3, and it was a raccoon. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 704
|
LMAO |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 709
|
Don wont, actually. |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 706
|
HILL! |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 869
|
The Hot Boys were all anemic |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 708
|
Von Pea is actually blind |
|
Oct 15th 2006 | 711
|
Brother Ali is actually a female christian. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 712
|
CL Smooth reminsced over me. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 713
|
Big L only took wallet sized photos. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 714
|
Von Pea hates vegetables |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 715
|
Camp Lo lived downtown without transportation |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 716
|
Nature only makes songs in the spring. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 717
|
Obie Trice is allergic to alcohol. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 718
|
AZ hates puzzles. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 719
|
Kanye West has a bachelor's degree. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 720
|
Greg is actually quite surly and ferocious. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 721
|
While B is pretty rough and unkempt. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 724
|
Warren McGlone had Parkinson's Disease |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 722
|
Cormega has never owned a dictionary. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 723
|
Lauryn Hill graduated with honors |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 725
|
MF Doom is an Abercrombie & Fitch model. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 727
|
Nas had vast ammounts of love. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 728
|
Afu Ra doesnt know what "life force" is. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 729
|
Andre 3000 is really a virgo. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 730
|
pooh isn't so big after all |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 733
|
fabolous is actually the correct spelling of the word |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 734
|
there is no 8th Wonder, 9 is just P's favorite number |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 736
|
Planet Asia is not a planet either |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 737
|
On 2nd thought, Pink Floyd would prefer you stay where u are |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 739
|
come on dude, we can all see Ghost's Face |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 740
|
Masta Killah was actually made in Taiwan |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 741
|
Damn..........this sh*t IS checkers! |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 742
|
Edgar Allen Poe came back from the dead and joined the J League |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 743
|
BREAKING NEWS: THE JUSTUS LEAGUE HAS JUST SIGNED SUPERMAN |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 745
|
So...that girl wasn't Poison... |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 744
|
I seen Pos wearing a tie-dyed shirt... |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 746
|
if Dilla said 'Two Can Win, isnt that polygamous |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 747
|
um, oh shit i think thats right! |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 749
|
Nothing Melvin Gentry touched EVER turned to gold... |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 748
|
Supastition is real, he's a decent rapper |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 750
|
little brother are not only of a substantial stature, but not siblings |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 752
|
Big Pooh is NOT, i repeat, IS NOT....a gigantic turd. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 753
|
RE: Big Pooh is NOT, i repeat, IS NOT....a gigantic turd. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 754
|
cee-lo has never gambled |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 755
|
tay did roll over on that girl |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 756
|
not EVERYONE really is a star |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 757
|
Q-tip that kid was Dominican not Puerto Rican |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 758
|
Luke Skywalker didnt have any hoes in Star Wars, WTF! |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 759
|
RE: Luke Skywalker didnt have any hoes in Star Wars, WTF! |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 760
|
Yadgyu can't really read |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 764
|
the Roots have, on one or two occasions, |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 766
|
Tomorrow does know, sometimes. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 767
|
Gnarles Barkley is actually these two dudes, |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 768
|
There certain things in love that just aren't fair. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 769
|
T La Rock was wrong. It's not yours. Sucks to be you. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 770
|
Roberta felt like making burritos. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 771
|
Prissy chicks really do want to f*** with Jay-Z. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 772
|
It wasn't so simple then. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 773
|
Heaven is really only 2 billion light years away. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 774
|
RE: Heaven is really only 2 billion light years away. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 780
|
Nas also took it in baked goods. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 775
|
Stevie never stared in his mirror. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 777
|
Kanye let me down. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 778
|
Deaf people huh all the time. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 779
|
Morris Day actually knew what time it was. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 781
|
LL Cool J was neither Bigger nor Deffer. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 782
|
LL Cool J's mama did NOT, in fact, say knock you out. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 783
|
De La lied. The stakes is NOT high. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 784
|
Mos Def is horrible at math |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 785
|
The police actually knocked on Ice-T's door at approximately 5:46 am. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 786
|
Prince, there were no thieves in the temple tonight, last night, or |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 787
|
"Alphabet St." = The Soul Train Scramble Board |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 788
|
It only takes a nation of 1 to hold us back. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 789
|
Babyface does not give good love, can't afford to buy your clothes, |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 790
|
Audio Two wasn't even on the marquee |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 791
|
Juelz lied...he just came for the breadsticks |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 792
|
Q-Tip actually left his wallet in Cancun. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 793
|
Planet Rock is neither a planet, nor a rock... discuss. nm |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 797
|
Sir Mix-A-Lot's posse was actually on 5th Street. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 798
|
Train of Thought was not referring to Tariq's incoming arrival |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 799
|
i saw a picture of ice cube in a post office in Skkkotland |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 801
|
did ya'll ever watch crackhouse rock on saturday mornings? |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 802
|
madvillain is really a happy hero |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 803
|
kool moe dee ran from ku klux klan 4 times, dodges black men daily |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 804
|
madvillain is really a happy hero |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 805
|
I just want to be in here.... |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 806
|
Dr. King was an insomniac |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 812
|
Jeru's close friends say he is actually very delicate and nurturing |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 808
|
Kool Moe Dee is actually unemployed |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 809
|
Most stick up kids are advocates of a duty-free society |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 810
|
hahahahahaha |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 824
|
Terminator X doesn't know a lick of sign language |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 813
|
Yes B-Real did kill him, but IMO there was no other logical alternative |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 815
|
the police showed up at Ice-T's door at 7 in the morning |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 816
|
DJ Quik actually likes to take his time on the turntables |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 817
|
Why, Columbians ran with my crew as recently as last week |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 819
|
The Roots aren't even 1% Scottish |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 820
|
Common never died in the first place |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 821
|
Kweli and Hi-Tek really only reflect for a couple of weeks at most. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 822
|
Moe Dee waited a week to see the doctor |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 823
|
Sting got a restraining order against him, |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 827
|
Chris n Neef can stop, and tend to break for animals |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 828
|
Craig G.'s major required 3 credits in Biology to graduate, so he had |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 829
|
the boot camp clik never joined the military |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 830
|
It only takes a bad report card to hold Public Enemy back. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 831
|
James Brown is not African American, and pretty shy about it |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 832
|
It's a overcast and my beer is fresh by the born on date |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 833
|
Just Blaze government name is Somtimes Flicker |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 835
|
Tag Team shouldn't have never played red light green light |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 837
|
Man I went to that party Digital Underground had... |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 834
|
Lionel Ritchie has only been seen dancing on floors |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 836
|
Rae only saw 4 fiends around a nigga |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 838
|
Shabba Ranks only has a wagon with a midget in it. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 839
|
Go to sleep it's the third sunday of the month. |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 841
|
Shock G never realy did what he liked |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 842
|
Buju Banton's intense hatred of baseball players has resulted in |
|
Oct 16th 2006 | 843
|
jay-z IS a biter........... |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 844
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x-rays show Papoose doesn't have BK in his balls, its an inguinal hernia |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 845
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oh shit! |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 870
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LMAO!!!!!!!! |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 886
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The roof was never on fire |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 846
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ABC's arent as easy as 123's |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 847
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Raekwon actually built 5 Cuban Linx... |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 848
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NWA actually didn't make the whole 100 miles... |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 849
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The orange pills are actually comparable to the purple ones |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 851
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Uhhhh...actually Pimpin' is pretty easy. |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 852
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Gangstarr never stepped into arenas... |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 853
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RE: Jay-Z lied too |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 854
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Big Daddy Kane couldn't get the job done contrary to popular belief |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 855
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Nas really needs 2 mics |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 857
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Robin Thicke is actually kind of emaciated |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 858
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Simon didn't say anything... |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 859
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Angie Stone dates white men |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 860
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that little diddy was about neither Jack nor Diane |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 861
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Common is quite eccentric |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 862
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you must have heard that davey d interveiw? |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 863
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Neither Plug 1, 2 or 3 require electricity to perform daily duties. |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 864
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the Clash decided to stay.. |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 865
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Scott La Rock did not have them all and he was a less than super hoe! |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 866
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Bono found what he was looking for |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 867
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bout goddamn time Bono. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 892
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Cookie Monster Never ate Not ONE cookie!!! |
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Oct 16th 2006 | 868
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cam'ron has never been very diplomatic. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 871
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Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five did White Lines. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 872
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nobody has ever really learned anything in this forum. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 873
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re: "smokin"... when you're gone, |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 874
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Ghostface Killah wasn't in Scream or any of the sequels. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 875
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in retrospect, cube really WAS tha 1. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 876
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you actually CAN truss it. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 877
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Too $hort is actually pushing 6' 3" |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 878
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Juelz Santana isn't spanish or on your finger. NO HOMO! |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 879
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the original rhcp line-up lives in front of the sun, slightly to the lef... |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 880
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smif -n- wessun will actually wake you up gently and thoughtfully. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 881
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there's no hole in the bucket, dear liza. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 882
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yesterday I knocked the Hustle |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 883
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Kanye West is actually from the Midwest. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 884
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David Copperfield can't even turn rum to whiskey. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 885
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Nas' raps are out on bond. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 887
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RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 889
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Eminem actually prefers skittles |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 890
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They slept almost the whole way til Brooklyn. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 891
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Prodigy's cousin actually rolls deep in QB |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 895
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Vordul Kept the Receipt |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 896
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greg street isn't a road/nm |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 897
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Black Thought is actually at his most productive in the afternoon |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 898
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Tracy Chapman's car went 0-60 in 34 seconds. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 899
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Jay-Z doesn't have the blueprint... Only the schematics. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 903
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Jay-Z doesn't have the blueprint... Only the schematics. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 904
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greg nice is really an asshole |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 907
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is this post really about to go Diamond??? |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 909
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it wasn't a great magnetic field |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 910
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Ice-T actually prefers chamomile. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 911
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Ben Harper's kisses are actually on layaway. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 912
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Bootsy would actually rather be with your older sister. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 913
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D actually wanted summa yo Brown's Chicken, not Sugar. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 914
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Fiona Apple is an unremarkable gardening tool. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 915
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Kanday gave LL the clap |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 916
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the Zombies got it all wrong |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 917
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it takes more than one day to go Around the World. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 918
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Robert Plant has been coherent and aware for so long, it's true. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 919
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The Stones would rather get Stratusfaction. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 920
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MJ and Paul McCartney created the original Mr. Ed theme song |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 921
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Van Hunt would do anything to get your attention.... |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 922
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Lenny Kravitz wrote Stand by My Woman while looking in the mirror. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 923
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Keith Sweat only made it last for 27 seconds, no homo. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 924
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The Temptations actually ARE too proud to beg. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 925
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y'all need to get a life |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 926
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mommy never did let them go out and kill that night |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 927
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P.E. never ACTUALLY fucked Elvis or John Wayne's mothers n/m |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 928
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Bravehearts actually hate Mel Gibson and love the Jews. |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 929
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ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!!!!!! LMAO!!!! |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 930
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shania twain actually did poorly over mobb beats |
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Oct 17th 2006 | 931
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Ice Cube actually DIDNT have a good day today. |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 932
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i just wanna b in this post |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 933
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All of you... Thanks for the 4am laugh. |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 935
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Turns out, rock and roll is not a solid foundation to build a city upon. |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 936
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Turns out, rock and roll is not a solid foundation to build a city upon. |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 937
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re-anchor this immediatly |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 941
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John Lennon isn't really dead, he is living in his yellow submarine |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 950
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?uest later admitted |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 951
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Pooh knocked on the doors... |
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Oct 18th 2006 | 952
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Rakim is actually a pretty underrated comedian. |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 956
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Papoose ain't no damn Indian baby. |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 957
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Cece Peniston is still waiting for it to happen to her. |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 958
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What Spooks saw... |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 959
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Snoop Doggy Dogg had amnesia. |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 960
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Phonte is invisible at shindigs... |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 961
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This is better than that Jay-Z Thread a while back. |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 962
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It's a little known fact that Big Daddy Kane has a prosthetic foot |
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Oct 19th 2006 | 963
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He does skate, lame-ass |
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Oct 21st 2006 | 964
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it took 964 replies |
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Oct 21st 2006 | 965
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lol |
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Oct 22nd 2006 | 972
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Kool Moe Dee called out of work quite often. |
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Oct 21st 2006 | 967
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Chuck D's Uzi weighs about 900 pounds |
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Oct 21st 2006 | 968
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He never said the song was about him, anyways. nm |
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Oct 21st 2006 | 971
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HOV did that so you would have to go through that. For shame. |
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Oct 22nd 2006 | 973
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E.S.T. was a common lad... |
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Oct 23rd 2006 | 974
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Your local Radio Station is not "Where Hip Hop Lives" |
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Oct 23rd 2006 | 976
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Marvin Actually had and idea of what was going on! |
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Oct 23rd 2006 | 978
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Joe actually beat randy because he was dyslexic |
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Oct 23rd 2006 | 979
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This year Halloween did NOT fall on a weekend. |
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Oct 31st 2006 | 980
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songmeanings.net |
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Oct 31st 2006 | 981
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Heavy D got nuttin but HATE for ya |
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Oct 31st 2006 | 982
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Philly Cheese Steaks made in San Francisco...... |
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Oct 31st 2006 | 983
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Tribe's lyrics were all, in fact, dine-in only |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 984
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Ignoring his repeated requests, I woke Christopher Williams up |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 985
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Big Daddy Kane was fired for incomplete assignments |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 986
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Phonte wears Birkenstocks (sp?) at shows |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 987
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Ignoring warnings, I decided to trust them new niggas over there |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 988
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Ignoring warnings, I decided to trust them new ngas over there |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 989
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classic okp roasting |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 990
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niggaz are actually only large like a 3x avirex |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 991
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q tip lied, she didnt like it like that |
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Nov 01st 2006 | 992
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RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake. |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 995
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1000 |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 996
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RE: 1000 |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 997
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RE: 1000 |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 998
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RE: 1000 |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 999
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Verb Wuz Here! |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 1000
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RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake. |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 1001
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RE: //// Lupe Fiasco is fake. |
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Nov 29th 2006 | 1002
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