| Subject |
Author |
Message Date |
ID |
 RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 1
|
 n/m |
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Sep 09th 2006 | 322
|
 n/m |
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Sep 09th 2006 | 323
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| i wanted a steak sandwich for lunch but they were sold out... |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 2
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| Thank you |
|
Sep 13th 2006 | 433
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| lol, i think it would've happened anyway, but thanks! |
|
Sep 13th 2006 | 435
|
| Jay-Z caused the devaluation of the Zimbabwean dollar |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 3
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| you are a fool |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 4
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| but really who cares? |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 5
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| Jay-Z is raising gas prices! |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 6
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| RE: Jay-Z is raising gas prices! |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 108
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| RE: Jay-Z is raising gas prices! |
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Sep 10th 2006 | 378
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| Jigga caused the dot.com crash |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 7
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| a dingo didn't steal my baby, JAY-Z stole my baybee! |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 8
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| probably all the above.... |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 26
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| ^realized he sucks at life and is trying to cop pleas^ |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 72
|
| Jay-Z is blacklisted Pete Marriott |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 9
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| Jay Z broke the levees! |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 10
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| Jay-Z made Ms. Jackon's daughter cry |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 11
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| Jay-Z trickeded me! he ain't young at all!! |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 12
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| LOL |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 16
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| fuck saigon, what about nas? |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 13
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| RE: fuck saigon, what about nas? |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 50
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| Y'all been eating long enough now stop being greedy |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 162
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| RE: fuck saigon, what about nas? |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 217
|
| Jay-Z invaded Kuwait in 1991 |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 14
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| Jay-Z is Lay-Z! |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 15
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| Jay-Z shot JFK |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 17
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| dont Forget JR, HE SHOT JR |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 23
|
| JAY-Z SHOT BOBBY BROWN! |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 44
|
| Jay-Z won't hold my hand no more :( |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 18
|
| HOV! |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 19
|
| Jay-Z colonized Africa! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 20
|
| Jay-Z ratted out Anne Frank |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 21
|
| Dawg, that ain't funny...I was there...I seent it |
|
Sep 09th 2006 | 303
|
| RE: Jay-Z ratted out Anne Frank |
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Sep 18th 2006 | 479
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| Jay-Z rigged the 2000 election |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 22
|
| he probably is a republican |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 27
|
| Jay-z Planted that Sting Ray Under Steve Irwin |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 24
|
| that Stingray threw up the diamond after killing steve |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 63
|
 ROFLMBAO! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 73
|
| LMFAO!!!! |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 110
|
| your only funny Lesson reply ever, props |
|
Sep 09th 2006 | 309
|
| lmao |
|
Sep 09th 2006 | 345
|
| IT'S THA ROC!! |
|
Sep 11th 2006 | 410
|
| RE: Jay-z Planted that Sting Ray Under Steve Irwin |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 166
|
| "it's jay-z's fault that it burns when i pee" |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 293
|
| Jay-Z cancelled Arrested Development!! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 25
|
| fuck him, that was my favorite show |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 28
|
| RE: fuck him, that was my favorite show |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 61
|
| And greenlighted "Mind of Mencia" |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 193
|
| noooooooooooooooooooooo! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 282
|
| Jay-Z is the reason team USA lost!! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 29
|
| Jay-Z was with Jean Benet when she died....... |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 30
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| Jay-Z is the reason the Chappelle Show was cancelled. |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 39
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| jay-z introduced crack to the ghetto to hold down the black man... |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 31
|
| I'll co-sign the 2nd one on behalf of Jaz-O lol. |
|
Sep 09th 2006 | 306
|
| Jay-Z killed Jon Benet. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 32
|
| i heard the 2 of the 4 blaze did |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 33
|
| you about to '15' this post w/ your double posting. |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 37
|
| i heard the 2 of the 4 blaze did |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 34
|
| that's my point exactly... |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 75
|
| ummm yeah, link? |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 78
|
| i don't have to lie... |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 99
|
| Cosiggidy |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 111
|
| RE: Cosiggidy |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 121
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| RE: Cosiggidy |
|
Sep 10th 2006 | 365
|
| Jay-Z is holding out on the cure for AIDS |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 35
|
| Jay-Z stole Christmas |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 36
|
| lol...this was the funniest one to me... |
|
Sep 10th 2006 | 373
|
| Jay-Z is holding up the space shuttle launch |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 38
|
| Jay-Z kidnapped the Lindbergh baby |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 40
|
| Shit Jay-Z broked Bo Jackson's hip |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 41
|
| LOL, my favorite |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 158
|
| ^^^Real Talk^^^ |
|
Sep 11th 2006 | 385
|
| If you fold a $20 right you can see Jay-Z crashing into the Twin Towers |
|
Sep 06th 2006 |
|
| LOL best one yet |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 154
|
| RE: If you fold a $20 right you can see Jay-Z crashing into the Twin Tow... |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 156
|
| LMAO |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 163
|
| LMAOOOOO |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 283
|
| Jay-Z put the snakes on the plane |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 42
|
| Saigon shoulda just stuck with Turtle... |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 43
|
| Jay Z hung Drama over the balcony |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 181
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| RE: Jay Z hung Drama over the balcony |
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Sep 10th 2006 | 375
|
| ^^^^^REAL TALK^^^^^ |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 263
|
| Jay-Z killed my grandma |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 45
|
| Jay-Z was king of Karpania during the Herculodius period |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 46
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| RE: Jay-Z was king of Karpania during the Herculodius period |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 253
|
| Jay-Z flooded the Gulf Coast! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 47
|
| Jay-Z is holding back the H2O powered car |
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Sep 06th 2006 | 48
|
| Jay-Z framed Pee-Wee |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 49
|
| not the case at all |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 51
|
| Jay-Z sold nuclear weapons to Iraq |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 52
|
| Jay-Z killed the electric car |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 53
|
| Jay-Z threw mama from the train. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 54
|
| Jay-z killed P. Midi! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 55
|
| Jay-Z crashed the EXXon Valdez!!!! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 56
|
| Jay-Z told Harpo to beat me! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 57
|
| ^^^best reply n/m |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 59
|
| heaven lasts always. lol. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 69
|
| ^^^^Definitely THE best response of them all!^^^^^ |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 208
|
| Jay-Z's the reason we don't have a new D'Angelo album yet |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 58
|
| Jay-Z told Common that crochet pants were a good look |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 60
|
| Jay-Z slammed my mommas screen door. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 62
|
| Jay-Z's secret recodings have ripped a hole in the time-space continuum |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 64
|
| And he's tryin to air condition the neighborhood. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 67
|
| Jay-Z ratted to Romans while Jesus slept. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 65
|
| Jay-Z hid Jimmy Hoffa!!! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 66
|
| I love how this thread went to hell. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 68
|
| I know, right?! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 71
|
| i love these kindsa threads tho |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 76
|
| Jay-Z was the 3rd gunner on the grassy knoll. |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 70
|
| This is the funniest thread I've seen in a LONG time!!!! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 74
|
| RE: This is the funniest thread I've seen in a LONG time!!!! |
|
Sep 06th 2006 | 77
|
| Jay Z told us to clown this post. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 79
|
| Jay-Z missed my period |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 80
|
| I got you a test...two Jay-Z's mean somethings up |
|
Sep 09th 2006 | 316
|
| Jay-Z gave Bobby Fischer to Michael Jackson |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 81
|
| Jay-Z electricutes squirrels to make immitation chinchilla roca-wear wif... |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 82
|
| Jay-Z took the snow off Mt. Kiliminjaro. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 83
|
| Jay-Z signed Memphis Bleek. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 84
|
| and AMIL. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 85
|
| And this is the best one. |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 239
|
| Jay-Z leaked Lupe's album. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 86
|
| Jay-Z cosigned Kimbo Slice and a Ninja Turtle. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 87
|
| lol |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 91
|
| Jay-Z killed Radio Raheem. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 88
|
| I KNEW IT |
|
Sep 10th 2006 | 370
|
| Jay-Z's famous line: "GET YO HANDS OUT MY POCKET, NIGGA!" |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 89
|
| Jay-Z is a shape changing lizard |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 90
|
| YUCK! my coffee went cold - DAMN YOU HOV!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 92
|
| RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 93
|
| Someone stole my letter opener....I think it was Jay |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 94
|
| Hov steals my post - I haven't received a letter in weeks!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 95
|
| Will this son of a bitch stop at nothing? |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 100
|
| he's opening MY letters with YOUR letter opener... |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 104
|
| Fuck Hov, for real |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 109
|
| BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 96
|
| Jay-Z ate the last cotdamn porkchop. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 97
|
| And the big piece of chicken... |
|
Sep 11th 2006 | 395
|
| Jay-Z just bust Shameek in the head two times, God. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 98
|
| Is he...is he...is he.....is he DEAD? (c) Mef |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 113
|
| Damn that was meth? THey sonned meth |
|
Sep 09th 2006 | 336
|
| this made me laugh REALLY hard n/m |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 138
|
| lol |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 284
|
| Jay-Z stole Rae's Killer tape |
|
Sep 09th 2006 | 341
|
| Jay-Z started apartheid and anally raped Nelson Mandela |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 101
|
| Jay-Z sank my battleship! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 102
|
| haha |
|
Sep 15th 2006 | 462
|
| Jay-Z grafted the white devil, too |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 103
|
| Jay-Z has fallen ... and he can't get up!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 105
|
| JAY-Z KILLED THE ELECTRIC CAR |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 106
|
| See post 53 |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 241
|
| Jay-Z was Hitler's hype man!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 107
|
| Jay-Z kicked Aunt Bunny down the stairs!! Gooney goo-goo! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 112
|
| Jay-Z slapped Dee Barnes |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 114
|
| Jay-Z had Ren's B210 towed. |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 115
|
| Jay-Z sewed my asshole closed!!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 116
|
| and kept feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 117
|
| LMAO!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 137
|
| Jay-Z is responsible for all the wars in the world |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 118
|
| Jay-Z was the pilot on the Hindenburg!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 119
|
| I want this thread archived |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 120
|
| It was going to be, but Jay said "NO", so it wont be! |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 165
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| RE: It was going to be, but Jay said "NO", so it wont be! |
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Sep 09th 2006 | 301
|
| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
Sep 11th 2006 | 411
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| Jay-Z won't sell Woodrow two cracks for $9 |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 122
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| Jay-Z made him go to the muthafuckin rastas |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 123
|
| dude... |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 124
|
| he got Madden |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 125
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| i got a motherfuckin nickle plated 380... |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 130
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| susie throw it out the window.........sue |
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Sep 12th 2006 | 421
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| Jay-Z ate the center of my tootsie roll tootsie pop. |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 126
|
| uh, no jaz-o. nm |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 269
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| Jay-Z shot Mr. Burns |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 127
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| and blocked the sun |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 132
|
| |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 128
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| Jay-Z is tired of these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 129
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| Jay-Z steals your socks from the laundry |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 131
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| Jay-Z shot the sheriff AND the muhfukn deputy |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 134
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| Jay-Z stole Common's shoe!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 133
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| And robbed Com's grams... |
|
Sep 11th 2006 | 396
|
| Jay-Z cheated in "the contest" (Seinfeld) |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 135
|
| jay-z removed archduke ferdinand's roof and let the sun shine in! |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 136
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| Jay-Z Put The Screw In The Tuna |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 139
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| Good memories man.... |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 160
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| Jay-Z assassinated Tutankhamun! Then robbed his grave! |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 140
|
| Jay-Z posts on OKP! |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 141
|
| Jay-Z fired Craig on his day off. |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 142
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| Jay-Z is hiding Osama Bin Laden in a penthouse in NY |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 143
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| Jay-Z stole the last piece of chicken............. |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 144
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| Oh my god! Jay-Z killed Kenny! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 145
|
| You bastard!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 234
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| You bastard!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 235
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| You Bastard!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 238
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| Jay-Z shot the nose off The Great Sphinx |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 146
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| Jay-Z stole my Excitebike cartridge :( |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 147
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| RE: Jay-Z stole my Excitebike cartridge :( |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 264
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| Jay-Z leaked the Ne-Yo pics |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 148
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| Jay-Z killed my kung-fu teacher! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!? |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 149
|
| lol. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 164
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| Jay-Z snitched on Hampsterdam! |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 150
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| Jay-Z drank the last of the Kool Aid and put the empty pitcher back |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 151
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| My cheeks hurt!! PLEASE STOP!!! LMAO |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 185
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| Jay-Z put the dings in your car-door |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 152
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| Jay-Z is stealing Tweak's underpants!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
Sep 07th 2006 | 153
|
| Archive this post |
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Sep 07th 2006 | 155
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| Jay-Z Gave Bill Clinton that Box of Cigars... |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 157
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| That nigga hov cockblocked me out of a loan |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 159
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| Jay-Z framed OJ |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 161
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| RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 167
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| Jay-Z don't like black people!!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 168
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| Jay-Z smote Job with boils from head to toe. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 169
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| lmao |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 275
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| ABCHORED!! WOOHOO!!!!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 170
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| Jay Z made me spell ANCHOR wrong!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 173
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| i couldn't help myself |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 195
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| ANCHORED!! WOOHOO!!!!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 171
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| Jay-Z kidnapped that girl in aruba |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 172
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| Jay-Z shot Vera in the pinky-toe. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 174
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| Jay-Z created the internet! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 175
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| Jay-Z don't care about black people!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 176
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| Jay-Z wouldn't let Oprah in Hermes!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 177
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| Jay-Z told Michael to hang Blanket over the Balcony!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 178
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| Jay-Z pushed PM Dawn off stage and told Kool Kim not to say nothing! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 179
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| Jay-Z once tried to rap |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 180
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| Jay-Z invented the Facebook mini-feed. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 182
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| Jay-Z is madat Pharrell for giving Clipse |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 184
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| RE: Jay-Z invented the Facebook mini-feed. |
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Sep 11th 2006 | 402
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| Jay-Z peed on The Dude's rug, man. It really tied the room together too. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 183
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| Jay-Z took my Fruit Roll-Up |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 186
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| Jay-Z was driving the car that killed Princess Di |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 187
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| Jay-Z dressed up like a sting-ray and killed the Crocodile Hunter |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 188
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| That one has already been used fam....sorry |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 190
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| RE: Jay-Z dressed up like a sting-ray and killed the Crocodile Hunter |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 192
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| RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 189
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| Ray Charles' mama: ' tell the truth and shame Jay-Z' |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 191
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| JAY-Z stole the cookie from the cookie jar |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 194
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| Jay-Z be eating cookies |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 196
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| WHO BE EATING COOKIES?! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 288
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| Jay-Z was responsible for New Coke! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 197
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| and he's still spending CLEAR Coke money from '88 |
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Sep 09th 2006 | 340
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| i need to take a dump |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 198
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| RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 199
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| Jay-Z took up all the parking spaces at my school |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 200
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| Jay-Z traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 201
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| Jay-Z orchestrated the fake landing on the "moon". |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 202
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| RE: Jay-Z orchestrated the fake landing on the "moon". |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 203
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| RE: Jay-Z orchestrated the fake landing on the "moon". |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 204
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| RE: Jay-Z orchestrated the fake landing on the "moon". |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 206
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| ^^^^Jay-Z made this guy triple post |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 207
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| RE: ^^^^Jay-Z made this guy triple post |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 236
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| That deserves an LOL |
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Sep 09th 2006 | 332
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| Lol |
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Sep 12th 2006 | 415
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| RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 205
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| Jay-Z shot Stringer Bell |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 209
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| no that was brother mouzone and omar... |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 212
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| Jay-Z produced Canonball Run. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 210
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| Jay-Z is ImRickJamesBitch |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 211
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| Jay-Z ate my hamster |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 213
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| Jay-Z Flew The Enola Gay, Dropped The Bomb On Hiroshima and then |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 214
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| Jay-Z ratted out Avon Barksdale |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 215
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| jay-z is an okay player hater. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 216
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| Jay-Z got Nat Turner drunk on Cristal and gave him a shotty |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 218
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| Jay-Z invented the Jump to Conclusions Mat. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 219
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| Jay-Z Caught all the Pokemon!!! |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 220
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| Damn you, Jay |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 225
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| RE: Damn you, Jay |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 226
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| RE: Damn you, Jay |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 227
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| RE: Damn you, Jay |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 229
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| Jay-Z pokes holes in condoms! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 221
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| He then delivers babies and says... |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 222
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| ^^^^^THIS IS THE BEST REPLY |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 277
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| LOL |
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Sep 13th 2006 | 442
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| HAHAHAHA |
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Sep 16th 2006 | 468
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| Jay_Z was the cameraman on the paris hilton sex tape! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 223
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| Jay-Z fixin' to shave Mister!!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 224
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| ^this reply will be underappreciated^ |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 242
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| next time Ima put a little of Jay-z pee in his glass. |
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Sep 11th 2006 | 403
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| Jay-Z Got the cops to arrest Mos |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 228
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| Hmmm... |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 230
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| RE: Hmmm... |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 231
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| Jay-Z is responssible for the doockie water that splashes on yo butt |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 261
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| Did you know that when Jaws opens his mouth wide enough... |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 232
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| archive!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 233
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| frill. we're halfway over the shark. |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 245
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| Jay-Z made Foxy Brown go deaf |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 237
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| Jay-Z is the true reincarnation of the Dalai Lama |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 240
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| Jay-Z threw the cup at Ron Artest. |
|
Sep 08th 2006 | 243
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| Jay-Z was head official at Super Bowl XL!!! |
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Sep 08th 2006 | 244
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| Jay-Z distracted the refs last night |
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| Jay-Z was the first jedi he trained Yoda |
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| Jay-Z threatened to tear down Ozone and Turbo's Rec Center |
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| Jay-Z actually ghost wrote that Ice-T rhyme about Miracles |
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| Jay-Z shot Raheem and blamed it on Radames |
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| there's only one Jay-Z! Can U Dig It! CAN U DIG IT!!!! |
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| Jay-z killed the R.O.C |
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| Jay-Z stole the 2000 elections |
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| Jay-Z didn't tell ^him^ that I already used that one! |
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| Jay-Z got the cooties!!! |
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| Jay-z filmed the r.kelly sex tape |
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| Hov Shot him! |
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| Jay killed James Evans |
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| DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, HOV!! |
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| Jay-Z was the real head of the Heaven's Gate cult. |
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| Jay-Z also directed the disastrous 1980 film Heaven's Gate |
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| Jay-Z founded the Stonecutters |
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| AND nohomers! |
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| jay-z is responsible for the nintendo virtual boy! |
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| He said he was the one...but Jay-Z is not my son. |
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| Turtle lost. |
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| Naw son, Turtle dont rep him anymore, didn't u see Drama get dangled ove... |
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| Jay-Z is the REAL reason why Arsenio's show got cancelled |
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| Let me get one in. |
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| Jay-Z actually orchestrated Janet's wardrobe malfunction |
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| Jay-Z taked Justin into seling out Janet days later |
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| Jay-Z had Tommy DeVito killed |
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| Jay-Z awarded those contracts to Halliburton |
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| Jay-Z sold Manhattan to the white man. |
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| does that make me jay-z? |
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| LOL. You stupid for that one, Fire |
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| RE: does that make me jay-z? |
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| Lol....Too much time on your hands right? |
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| Jay-z cancelled ALF |
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| Jay-Z bought Bill Murray's share of the Ghostbusters franchise |
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| Jay-Z took out Nancy Kerrigan's knee |
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| jayz was todd pinkston's wide receiver coach back in highschool |
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| Jay-Z deported my uncle |
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| Actually, I did that.....but Jay told me too, so... |
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| Jay-Z made Vince fire Ari |
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| RE: Jay-Z made Vince fire Ari |
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| Jay-Z put a hole in the ozone |
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| Jay-Z put a hole in the ozone |
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| Jay Z didn't evacuate New Orleans..... |
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| cigarettes didn't kill Joe Camel... Jay-Z did |
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| Jay-Z had sex with my momma!!.... WHY!? |
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| RE: Jay-Z Knows Exactly Who Killed B.I.G. .....ohhhh shitt |
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| Jay-Z once rode upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady. |
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| Jay-Z's poop is considered currency in Argentina. |
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| i was here |
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| Jay-Z wears white after Labor Day. |
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| Jay-Z broke up with my sister on prom night |
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| Jay-Z overcharged my grandmother for her home repairs |
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| Jay-Z sits in his office all day making up fake Lupe Fiasco tracklisting... |
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| Jay-Z had a picture of 10 year old Prodigy because he took the picture |
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| Jay-Z found out Killa Black's "untold fact" |
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| Jay-Z was raised in Marcy AND the bridge simultaneously |
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| Jay-Z told Ol Dirty to interrupt the Grammys |
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| RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
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| Jay-Z overcharged me for what they did to the Cold Crush |
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| Jay-Z funds Hezbollah AND Israel!! |
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| Jay is at your baby mommy house right now fam.. betta get over therr |
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| Duke, there's a Russian breadline at my baby momma's house |
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| Jay-z killed subrock |
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| Jay-Z drafted WR two straight years in the NFL draft! |
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| Jay-Z shot Greedo First! |
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| Jay-Z paid Lewinski to blow Clinton |
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| Jay-Z sells shells by the sea-shore |
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| and Dame's trying to take credit for it |
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| Jay-Z told Lee Harvey Oswald 'Go to the library...I got you' |
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| Jay-Z picked up the Russian guy from that Sopranos episode |
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| Jay shot Stringer Bell and hired the stingray that murked Steve. |
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| Kill the young Padawans I fear Jay-Z did. |
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| LOL Diamond shaped wounds those are |
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| Jay-z rigged the Jamaican's bobsled!! |
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| RE: Jay-z rigged the Jamaican's bobsled!! |
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| One more...... |
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| Tommy from Martin was the guy Jay was talkin to on 'Friend or Foe' |
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| Jay-Z planted Jarobi in Tribe to infiltrate the burgoening EMO scene |
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| Jay-Z shot JR on Dallas |
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| Jay-Z released the Pete Rock and Preem break records |
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| Jay-Z yelled out "Hov!" at Bill Buckner in '86 |
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| Jay-Z killed Bizzy Bone's Uncle Charles, y'all |
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| Jay-Z authorized me to make my remixes |
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| Jay Z! |
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| Jay-Z produced Flavor of Love |
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| Jay-z cosigned Rick Ross |
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| jay-z made flava do the new minstrel sow |
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| Jay-Z snaked Dame and Biggs |
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| ^^^this nigga right here? yeah, he lost. |
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| Jay-Z's to blame for "B'day" |
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| Jay-Z was afraid to put out "Renegade" as a single |
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| Jay-Z thinks lemonade was once a popular drink and still is |
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| jay-z killed the D.A.I.S.Y age |
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| Jay-Z's Maybach crashed into Pete Marriott n/m |
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| *snicker* |
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| Jay-Z advises Maurice Clarett |
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| Jay-Z makes Chuck Norris tremble |
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| Jay-Z's underwear is whats in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction |
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| Jay-z got free and aj fired from bet 106 n park |
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| Jay-Z saved me a bunch of money on my car insurance. |
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| nas lost...another one to di-tech |
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| Jay-Z fucked yo couch, nigga!! |
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| Jay-Z funded the 9/11 terrorist hijackers |
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| Jay paid the Texans not to draft Reggie Bush n/m |
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| Jay-Z offered me a lower price on my mattress... |
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| Jay-Z has P.T. Anderson locked in a basement |
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| hov brought aids to america |
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| Jay-Z hit my wife to be |
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| Jay-Z flushed Trent Green from the pocket |
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| Jay-Z bodied Hoffa |
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| Jay-Z made a video in a green shiny suit with baby face |
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| Jay-Z shot Cornbread! He wasn't doin' nothin' and he shot him! |
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| jay z |
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| Jay-Z bit Tea Cake and gave him rabies |
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| Jay incouraged R Kelly to touch children!!! |
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| RE: Jay-Z destroyed ROCAFELLA (really he did!!!) |
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| JAY-Z KNOWS WHEN TO MOVE ON AFTER A JOKE HAS RUN ITS COURSE. |
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| dont u see you fool?! Jay Z is making these people post here |
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| Jay-Z screwed Bret Hart at Survivor Series '97, not Vince McMahon. |
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| let's be honest |
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| nnnoooooooooo!!!!! |
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| Jay Z left the toilet seat up! |
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| Jay-Z stole my daddy's records!!!!!! |
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| Jay-Z gave LA Reid diarrhea |
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| all your base are belong to Jay-Z. |
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| Dammit man |
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| Man, yall acting like he told you sell drugs... |
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| Jay-Z beat BATMAN, and the nigga had MAAAAD Prep Time, Yo. |
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| RE: Jay-Z beat BATMAN, and the nigga had MAAAAD Prep Time, Yo. |
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| Jay-Z murked his evil twin brother, Joe Camel. n/m |
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| Jay-Z made France lose the world cup |
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| and brought New York back to Flava of Love |
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| Saigon's single is 99 cents, Jay's...... $4 bucks! |
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| Quest has recently been spotted rocking an iced out "WWJD?" bracelet |
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| Listen to me I AM JAY-Z. Keep adding posts to this while I beat up Matth... |
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| Jay-Z told the Fords to hire Matt Millen |
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| Jay-Z caused the Fat Boys to break up |
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| Jay Z told them they were too skinny... a year later.. FAT BOOOYYYS!!! |
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| jay-z posted without reading the guidelines. |
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| Jay-Z was MC Hammer's financial advisor |
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| Jay-Z told Ike to keep his woman in check |
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| Jay-Z green lighted Gigli |
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| Jay Z got fired because of this post. |
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| we have a winner. |
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| lol |
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| Jay-Z rigged Janet's wardrobe |
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| Jay-Z told Harpo to beat Miss Sofia. |
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| I just stole his Z |
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| bahahaha. |
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| Jay-Z hacked into the government's computer and almost caused WWIII |
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| Jay-Z told Common to wear the crochet pants |
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| Jay-Z told me to post that 374 posts ago! |
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| RE: Jay-Z is holding up Saigon's debut album |
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| Jay-Z won't let Andre rap. |
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| Jay-Z broke up the commodores |
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| Jay-Z is Tom Cruise's public relations advisor |
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| Jay-Z burned Penny with a hot iron |
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| Jay-Z produced Paris Hilton's album. |
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| Correction: Jay-Z produced Paris Hilton. |
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| Jay-Z doesn't care about black people. |
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| Jay-Z killed Aeris. |
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| Jay-Z made Dave Chappelle go to Africa. |
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| Jay-Z killed Fredo. |
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| Jay-Z is cutting off Quest's fro tomorrow. |
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| Jay-Z is crashing my Firefox browser whenever I read this thread. |
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| ARCHIVE |
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| Jay-Z Killed Nicole.. NOT OJ |
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| Jay-Z paid Zidane to head butt Materrazzi |
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| Jay is the reason why Che shirts are so popular! |
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| Jay-Z sold bad weed |
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| Jay-z digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movi... |
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| Jay-Z wont put me in his top 8 on myspace :-( |
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| Jay-Z jinxed the Yankees vs Red Sox World Series |
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| Jay-Z told Foxy Brow to skip court dates |
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| Jay-Z make Beyonce toss his salad befo she kiss her mom on the cheek |
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| now thats just nasty |
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| Jay-Z turned Tyrone Biggums into a Crackhead |
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| Superman wears PJ's with Jay-Z on them. |
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| Rumor has it that Jay-Z was at Dawson College a few days ago |
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| Jay-Z raped Def Jam until he was the hundred million dollar man |
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| this post is seriously over 450+ replies? |
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| Jay-Z made 3/4 of these posts |
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| I was here. |
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| Jay-Z made "Sunshine" and put it out as a single and video |
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| Jay-Z told Andre, Mos Def, Cee-Lo and Pharoahe that... |
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| Jay-Z got me a new job! Thanks Jay-Z! |
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| Jay-Z gave Ras Kass a black eye but didn't take his little chain |
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| Excuse me, Mister Jay-Z... |
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| Jay-Z pointed out Ras Kass to Game at the bar... |
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| Jay-Z is the saigon WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF! |
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| Jay-Z made Lupe tack on three extra minutes of shout outs on his album |
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| Jay-Z made Lupe tack on three extra minutes of shout outs on his album |
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| Jay-Z was the principal of East Side High before Joe Clark |
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| JAY-Z JUST STOLE ON 10 PEOPLE |
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