dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 01:29 PM
2. "*murks out of post in a G2 same color as beef stew*" In response to Reply # 0
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
4. "i'm typin this while blowin kush in the G4 en route to paris..." In response to Reply # 0 Wed Apr-14-10 02:03 PM by The Analyst
rockin custom diamond-and-gold-soled louis vatton loafters while sippin a bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild out of the actual challis used by Jesus Christ during the last supper. Oh yeah, the G4 is decorated with original Picasos and its upholstery is made from baby seal.
Jack Nicholson, Barack Obama, Jay-Z and Paul McCartney are amongst the passengers on board...(McCartney brought the kush...)
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 04:55 PM
23. "please, i got a cigar cosy handwoven out of castro's beard hairs." In response to Reply # 6
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 04:57 PM
24. "i wrap all of my chambermaids' xmas presents in bearer bonds." In response to Reply # 23
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 04:58 PM
25. "I POUR CHAMPAGNE ON MY BREAKFAST CEREAL SON" In response to Reply # 24
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
9. "This post right here makes you want to take up falconry" In response to Reply # 0 Wed Apr-14-10 04:19 PM by buckshot defunct
I'm outside in my freshly manicured giraffe garden listening to the wind chimes and making dreamcatchers yo
Picture me in my Ferragammo loafers eating cheese crackers and Skyping w/ Martha Stewart while I type son
Matter of fact I pay a dude to dress up like the Monopoly man to post for me while I dictate in between sips of raspberry mimosas chilled to precisely 38 degrees Farenheit out of a unicorn's horn
My computer is actually a hollowed out 1958 Aston Martin DB Mark III with 900 Intel Core 2 Duo 3 GHz Processors in the trunk
And I don't know what this post is about because my swag is such that I don't have to
>and before Ronnie Reagan met her broke her hymen with the way >my red-tailed hawk was flyin. > >busted through all kinds of baronesses with this Avionic >Anacondic Music.
11. "Im buying stock in this poast" In response to Reply # 0
from my diamond encrusted i-pad as i standby on this heliport in the South of France, wearing Gucci linen pants and a Prada wifey, sippin triple sec & grey goose w/a twista lime
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 04:37 PM
18. "*bumping "rich off cocaine" on a gulfstream from marseille to gstaad*" In response to Reply # 0
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 04:38 PM
19. "*supermodel from the seychelles giving me a foot masage*" In response to Reply # 18
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 04:38 PM
"*eating langostine bouillabaisse w/ an iridium spoon*"
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 04:39 PM
21. "*sipping on vodka made from actual liquefied grey geese*" In response to Reply # 0
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
79. "Fuck doors, I gotta trap floor @ the pearly gates of heaven" In response to Reply # 33
Those in line to get in are running back like Dorsey Levens I'm rollin red carpert blunts & dice that only land on seven Dialin up a spliff blitz, yall dialin 9 then eleven Puffin on a cheeba cloud 9 feet high & risin Mary Magdaleans on my wein You blow steam It's not surprisin You on that Henry's Hefenweizen It aint appetizin Chopin's bangin keys, makin me martinis with his vodka Feelings gettin hurt worse than Remy Renner's locker
27. "Laughs at your wifi banging the "Mass Appeal" drums on my 3G iPad" In response to Reply # 0
From my private island, triggering 'sexy girl voice' sounds which are really three sexy girls in bikini's that make sounds when I touch the pads on the screen. ________ Big PEMFin H & z's █▆▇▅▇█▇▆▄▁▃
HotepSuns365 Member since Jun 27th 2008 4234 posts
Wed Apr-14-10 07:57 PM
43. "ROFL...classic shit my dude..." In response to Reply # 0
>This thread makes you feel like a dignitary from the United >Arab Emerites getting bottle service & brain in the VIP of >this week's hottest Dubai club. > >My swagger while tapping this keyboard sounds like champagne >lutes clinking together in the rhythm of sychronized wind >chimes over Dilla drum chops. > >Through my monitor I can see y'all transcendetally meditating >to my Maharashi Music.
We are not stuck in this state of lower classes because of fascist..it's because we talk all day like cassius while perpetuating our own madness
49. "*touches down in post in a stealth jet with alien technology*" In response to Reply # 0
look..my clips are tipped with blood diamonds and assorted gems my enemies openly provoke me in the hope that i would shoot them one shot would you change your tax bracket, just imagine what two would do. I'm generous. I can do that to you if you want me to
my taste buds are too finnicky to eat pussy so i hired help yes you heard correctly even my fore play is paid for i fly across time zones just to extend my orgasm celebrity women fellate me without even asking
i just bought a plantation in the french riviera, the mansion is made of ivory my european slaves are well paid but i whip them occasionally just for irony
>i just bought a plantation in the french riviera, the mansion >is made of ivory >my european slaves are well paid but i whip them occasionally >just for irony
^^^^^^^ this nigga right here man. *standing ovation*
52. "I'm paying a dolphin to homeschool my childservant" In response to Reply # 0
I'm actually configuring a joint deal between myself, the Most Interesting Man In the World, and Dos Equis to change that shit to something more fashionable. I'm gonna have to excuse myself from this poast to hit the jaguar farm, so I can pick one out to make a fresh jacket when I hit the town tonight.
53. " On Etrade in the Escalade with Dwayne Wade get choked Wayne Brad" In response to Reply # 0
Everybody's got opinions on the way you're living but see they can't fill your shoes... Life is made of half-illusions... forty percent confusion, whatever's left I'm using... to keep myself from losing, yeah.
58. "my sticky icky Ricky Ricardo cuban chron is better than Bomb's is" In response to Reply # 0
watchin a psychadelic sunrise through red eyes from my highrise burnin that near-toxic exotic holy moly guacamole-colored shrubbery thuggishly can't fuck with me this that don juan john dillinger chairman mao-chael jordan music
dula dibiasi Member since Apr 05th 2004 21925 posts
Fri Apr-16-10 01:04 PM
65. "yeah there's some real English Shooting Attire posting going on in here." In response to Reply # 63
this thread is all moleskin and heavy tweed and hunter wellingtons. every time i click, it makes me want to go hop in the rover, head over to the lodge + bag a few ptarmigan.
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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes
66. "the replies feel like well-stroked croquet shots rustling thru the grass" In response to Reply # 65
I'm draped in incandescent white-light flax fibers & cream ostritch-leather sandles swinging my mallet with the perfect amount of force to this Manor Music.
69. "pimpinchicago states:" In response to Reply # 0
He is to have this post handwritten on Egyptian papyrus by direct descendants of Ramses and then it is to be walked to him via an Alpha Male SouthAtlantic Reindeer cloaked in golden fleece and antlers replaced with the fossilized bones of Promethus all the way to his towering Money Bin (which Disney to this day, still pays him royalties for using a scaled down version of its likeness in Duck Tales) at which point he will lay back in his bed made of a blend of Dodo bird feathers, Unicorn Fur, and Cotton (picked only by the hands Dutch and British descendants of Royalty). He will then have this post read to him by James Earl Jones before he comments further.
75. "^^^If You Build It, He Will Come" In response to Reply # 69
>He is to have this post handwritten on Egyptian papyrus by >direct descendants of Ramses and then it is to be walked to >him via an Alpha Male SouthAtlantic Reindeer cloaked in golden >fleece and antlers replaced with the fossilized bones of >Promethus all the way to his towering Money Bin (which Disney >to this day, still pays him royalties for using a scaled down >version of its likeness in Duck Tales) at which point he will >lay back in his bed made of a blend of Dodo bird feathers, >Unicorn Fur, and Cotton (picked only by the hands Dutch and >British descendants of Royalty). He will then have this post >read to him by James Earl Jones before he comments further. > >Respectfully, > >His Secretary > >Oprah Winfrey > > http://wcampbell5.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/james-of-earl-jones-field-of-dreams.jpg
71. "this reply is me in a bikini sipping martini mimosas on a glass" In response to Reply # 0
floor living room off in the oceans of fiji
this reply is me buying out the boutique on 52nd & 5th while the driver's waiting in a town car on the curb about to get a parking ticket that we can afford to pay cuz i'm buying up the boutique to this post
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