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LET ME AX YOU A QUESTION FAM!!! WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER??? NOW ILL DO AN IMPRESSION OF YOU ANSWERING THAT QUESTION FAM!!! UM UM UM ALMIGHTY KANYE SIR IM A TYPICAL LESSON POSTER WHO SPENDS 9 HOURS A DAY IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER YEARNING FOR THE AUDIBLE MEDIOCRITY OF ANOTHER RAKIM OR GURU OR ROYCE THE FIVE NINE OR INSERT ANOTHER NAP INDUCING IRRELEVANT AS JEAN SHORTS HERB ASS ONE FLOW RAPPER!!! IMPRESSION OVER!!! ME SPEAKING NOW FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD!! BUT I MUST ADMIT THAT AT THE MOMENT I HAVE HIT A WALL WITH MY TYPICALLY COLORFUL VOCABULARY FAM!!! MY DILEMMA IS THAT I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME THINK OF ENOUGH ADJECTIVES TO PRAISE MYSELF WITH FAM!!! I AM BECOMING ASHAMED TO RELY ON WORDS SUCH AS MAGNIFICENT, SPLENDID, WONDERFUL, GENIUS, OMNIPOTENT, FANTASTIC, SENSATIONAL, GENIUS, SCRUMPTIOUS, FLAWLESS, MASTERFUL, OUTSTANDING, BLISSFUL, GENIUS, INVINCIBLE, ALMIGHTY, MESSIANIC, IMMACULATE, GENIUS, AND GENIUS FOR SO LONG!!! SO I HAVE INSTITUTED A CONTEST OF SORTS FAM!!! I AM LOOKING FOR NEW WORDS TO ILLUSTRATE MY SCRUMPTULESCENCE AND I NEED THE HELP OF ALL YOU NO PUSSY GETTING BAD BREATH HAVING STUBBLE ON YOUR NECK AND LINT IN YOUR AFRO PLEBES!!! INSTRUCTIONS ARE AS FOLLOWS FAM!!! SUBMIT ALL SUGGESTIONS TO THE DEAR KANYE I AM A FUCKING CYBER DORK FORGIVE MY FOOLISHNESS CLUB PO BOX 1234 I WILL DIE ALONE BOULEVARD I AM A 29 YEAR OLD VIRGINVILLE KANSAS ZIP CODE 7891011!!! IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS BE SURE TO TYPE IN WINGDINGS SIZE 13 FONT SO THAT I CAN PASS THEM ON TO TAZ TO DECIPHER AND GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO DO OTHER THAN STANDING BEHIND ME CREEPILY IN PHOTOS AND LOOKING LIKE AN AIDS STRICKEN SEARGENT PEPPER!!! GOD DAMMIT I BET I INFURIATE YOU PEOPLE!!! IT PAINS ME TO DO THIS BUT AT THE MOMENT I AM VISUALIZING YOUR REACTION IN MY BRAINCELLS FAM!!! THE IMAGE IS LIKE A GARFIELD COMIC STRIP AND I AM A HYRBID BETWEEN STORYTELLERS KANYE WITH A PINK SHIRT AND MOFRO MIXED WITH THE YELLOW DOG ODIE AND ALL YOU LESSON NERDS ARE PLAIN ASS JON SITTING THERE WITH A SAD CANT GET A BONER FACE WHILE I LEAP AROUND AND DROOL AND SMILE AND LIVE FREELY AND YOUR EYES ARE HALF OPEN AND YOUR LITTLE WOE IS ME FROWN IS ON!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MIGHT JUST BUY OUT THE ENTIRE FUNNIES SECTION IN THE LA TIMES THIS SUNDAY AND PRINT FIFTY OF THOSE SEQUENTIALLY OVER AND OVER OF JUST KANYODIE IN FULL IGNORANT BLISS WITH JON WEARING AN OKAYPLAYER SHIRT POUTING WITH A MUG OF COFFEE IN FRONT OF HIM ON THE TABLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAM!!! PEPPER IS MY FAVORITE WORD!!! PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER!!!
FAM JUST LET ME DO ME!!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT JUST LET A MAN DO HIMSELF FAM!!!???!!!
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