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"they're gonna say things like, 'hey look at that darky!' or 'there goes the darky!' or 'i'm in a bad mood 'cause of that darky!' - you get my meaning."
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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91a.phtml
Air Date: Sept. 28, '91
Host: Michael Jordan
Musical Guest: Public Enemy
Special Guests: Jesse Jackson, Spike Lee
*Wayne's World
a recap of summer events - it was alright ...
*Michael Jordan's Monologue
MJ discusses endorsement deals he passed on, including a Summer Eve-like douche commercial & his official line of porno.
*Schmitt's Gay Beer - fake ad:
one of the funniest ad parodies i've seen - Farley & Sandler are 2 people who are housesitting a shithole of a house. They head into the backyard to encounter an amazingly gross pool. Farley turns on the valve to the pool, magically transforming the house & pool into a party. a bunch of model-type men emerge from the pool, hilarity ensues. in reruns and the "best of ad parodies" show, they never show the full version of this, possibly because it's Sandler & Farley frolicking with some bootleg Chippendales and there are a few bikini brief-clad crotch shots.
*The First Black Harlem Globetrotter:
just hilarious. from the famous Harlem Globetrotter pre-game circle (consisting of solid, fundamentally sound chest & bounce passes) to Phil Hartman's great 1920s team owner.
*The Super Fans:
blah.
*Public Enemy performs "Can't Truss It"
dope.
*Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
it was alright. Jesse Jackson's reading of "Green Eggs & Ham" in honor of the passing of Dr. Seuss was the highlight.
*Daily Affirmation
i like Al Franken but hated Daily Affirmation. the one with Jordan was decent, though. as their pulling away from the set, right before the commercial, you can see Jordan rocking the Hare Jordans (Air Jordan number whatever) at least 4 months before they'd be seen in public, on-court or for sale.
*Zoraida
if the name doesn't ring a bell, Zoraida was Ellen Cleghorne's black dominican/NBC page character. she tries to seduce Jordan, fails, and gets all huffy. mediocre.
*The Dark Side with Nat X
Chris Rock as Nat X, Spike Lee as a special guest, and Victoria Jackson as LaToya Jackson - nice.
*Tales From The Barbecue:
Grandpa (Tim MEadows) telling tall tales about his BBQ skills to Jordan, wife, and kids. Chris Rock as the Young Grandpa defeats a Nazi u-boat crew that overtook their battleship by BBQing on the deck during a storm. funny shit.
*Miles Davis Memoriam
the aforementioned moment of silence
*Public Enemy performs "Bring Tha Noize"
*Elevator Fans III
people try to sing the Nat'l Anthem to Jordan in hopes of getting on - blah (except for Dana Carvey's ridiculous run at the end of the Star Spangled Banner).
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