Can we get another Mass Effect 2 post?

Last one killing my cheap PC; no jokes.

Or are y'all over this one already?

If not, this is a post about appreciated one liners in video games.

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but that shit's stupid though.

her whole dialogue branch was a high point of the planet.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

should be here on tuesday, but i'm going to give me1 another run through before I play it.

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There are certain things I miss, and certain nuances I think I might better appreciate after seeing more what BioWare is doing with this trilogy.

I wasn't quite yet kickin' when the original Star Wars movies cames out (first two anyway), but I imagine the feeling would be similar.

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but that shit's stupid though.

And trying to decide if I wanna go through on Insanity. If anything, I'd wanna go through the game with that Cerberus shotty.

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But I'm curious if the nature of how the story wraps should be any limitation on what they can do with DLC.

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but that shit's stupid though.

I'd think as long as you have an ending within the canon (where Shep doesn't die), things should be okay. You'll just have possibly less people to do DLC missions with.

Whatever DLC comes out, I need to be able to recruit someone to feed my fucking fish, since I wasn't able to save my Kelly-Belly.

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That relationship gets sirius!

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but that shit's stupid though.

Here are the differences I see so far (between this and Veteran difficulty):

- Every enemy has a shield and/or armor you have to wittle down before you can kill them
- There are more enemies in every section
- It takes a lot less shots for you to die (like 3-4 if you aren't shielded)
- I'm not sure, but it seems like there are more Krograns and Vorcha Pyros coming at me.

I don't see how anyone could play Insanity on their first playthrough. I carried over my character that I used to beat the game once, and it's absolutely necessary.
- You get to keep all your weapons and squad points
- You get to keep your level
- You start off with 50,000 of each mineral
- Your allies get to keep their levels and abilities
- You get to choose an additional ability (chosen from whose loyalty you had in the first game). This means you can potential have 2 loyalty bonus abilities.

I had been curious how NG+ would work this time around.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

>- Every enemy has a shield and/or armor you have to wittle
>down before you can kill them

The higher the difficulty, the more magical bullshit shields and regenerative properties mofos will have. That shit is like playing "guns" on the playground and there's always one Cartman-ass mofo that wants to come up with crazy "powers" to not die like everyone else.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

let alone some fuckin Varrens. AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE VARRENS ARE WEARING BODY ARMOR.


Also, I've never understood how shields block biotic powers. That's fucking horse shit. Shields aren't biotic barriers, they are only designed to block high speed projectile fire. Shields ain't supposed to dampen mass effect fields, fuck that.

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@kingofthings

It seems that all I do now is use medigel. I've ran out of medigel many times because my squad would just run out of cover just waiting to be hit. Sometimes they just stand on top of tables with no cover so that they can get hit.

Not only that, since i'm near the start of the game, i only get a max of 3 medigels. It bloody annoying. I'm grinding through though.

I will say it has forced to create better battle strategies now. I'm surveying the land to make sure my teammates aren't out of cover. I'm using the left and right digital pad to place them in good positions and also to have them use a preset power.

The new strategy is Shepard - Warp, Miranda - Warp, (if they still have armor, then shoot, shoot shoot; once armor is down i do Zaeed's Concussive shot or Shepards Freeze attack.

what a gaaaaaaaaame... especially after coming off the heels of fallout 3 (late pass)

i fucked up and went to the defense of Jack instead of Miranda during they cat fight, now Miranda aint tawmbout SHIT! ima hit tho...

im gaining progess with jack, but like dude said in the other ME2 post, i dont think the nice talk works wells with her lol...

oh and i already had my lil date with Kellz and i got the broad feedin my fishys... they bitch stay wet for me...

and somehow i fucked up the dialogue with Samara's daughter (and thus fucked up the side mission) so i doubt she'll be givin it up anytime soon...

i aint run into them other broads ya'll listed yet tho...
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for the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

Got folks of all ranges INVESTED.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

and i JUST watched that new True Life: Im Addicting To Gaming episode last night before i rented it, like "thats gonna be me the minute i start playin this game"...

sho nuff... ima have to get a gamefly subscription for this one...
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for the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

miranda's ass... its nice to see black game creators obviously making their mark lol...

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for the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

>miranda's ass... its nice to see black game creators
>obviously making their mark lol...

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but that shit's stupid though.

is it me or does everything (minus the actual character skins/faces) look like cinematic claymation? ala team america/those adult swim commercials of Atlanta...

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for the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.

go back to tachanka after completing grunts message, when your walking in, EDI messages you:

"since completing the ceremony, there have been several requests for mating with Grunt. And one for Shephard"

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They could be bad for all we know. Krogan got that Mitochondria on lock.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

There's a dead one on Tuchanka, but she's covered up.

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Shep's an equal opportunist plus couldn't hurt to get Grunt some.

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He reminds me of 'a friend' who turns self-critical when they aren't getting any.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

After beating it with my imported character, I wanted to play as a renegade female and just started with a new ME2 character. Yeah, I still got the bonuses for beating the game, but I hated missing the extras you get for completing side missions in the first one. (i.e. Conrad, Gianna Parsini, Helena Blake, etc.)

Also, it made some terrible ME1 plot decisions for me. Kaiden alive? Yeah, no. Apparently I had appointed Udina the head of the council, which I had let die. I suppose that I could deal with, but the final straw was that Wrex was dead. I had to deal with some dude named Wreav. Unacceptable.

So, inevitably, I'll go back to ME1 and play as a renegade and import her. I missed out on some imported paragon/renegade points by not importing too, so I wasn't quite gully enough to make a "decision" on Samara's loyalty mission.

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Except Wrex lived and I def fucked up Kaiden.

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Rachni, Wrex, whoever. If they'd had the scarring/evil look in ME1, I'd be a fucking sun.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

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I was on some super-duper fuck that shit. Like I said in another post, I think ME3 is leaning towards needing as many species as possible to defeat the Reapers, and all the assholish Shep's out there are gonna be going it alone, or with hella limited help.

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and if so, I'm going to HAVE to replay One now, to make sure I get a save with a live Rachni.

Reading your post gave me the mental image of that queen just launching herself at some organic mechs like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt!

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

in the Citadel, level 28, the at the kiosk counter by Rodam Expeditions basically shits on ME2 compared to ME1 , by criticzing new RPG games that seem like they're just action and dialogue, compared to classic RPG's that make you drink water and all that shit... comedy.

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@kingofthings

And deeper, in that the level of commentary is so much beyond what you actually hear when you walk into one of those rotten joints.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

Like, bitch you know there ain't SHIT in this galaxy that costs 2 fuckin credits man! Lmao.

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-The bachelor party happening in the bar on Ilium.
-The Krogan and his Asari girlfriend AFTER you re-unite them on Ilium near the shops and then they are on Tuchanka near the shuttle.
-Mordin's song
-EDI's and Grunt's "jokes"
-The Volus that thinks he's a biotic god during the mission to obtain Samara
-The advertisements on the Citadel:

"Shepard, you've recently been dead. Don't you deserve a fine silk burial robe?"

and the ad for the all Elcor cast of Hamlet...

Elcor: "Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you've seen it performed by Elcor."

lulz

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"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

@kingofthings

The volus on Illium tryna get his neural receptor suit game tight, so he can smash an asari, lol. Dude dropped over 115K credits on that shit.

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And then the Asari called him a loser. haha.

Nigga was like,

"I want this to say: I own this room. I own you."

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"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

@kingofthings

Particularly Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan. Also when he's giving you sex advice. Hilarious.

Insincere endorsement was classic. I might have to start adding some Elcor-based sentiments to my posts.

(regretfully) Nah... that's a level of geek I'm not quite ready for, lol.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

Shep: (speaks to Jack) "I'm here to rescue you.."
Jack: (laughs) Damn....you sound like a pussy...
Shep: ...



LOL! I'm a fan..

I know I'm not the only one who heard that dialogue tree..




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http://www.joystiq.com/2010/02/25/mass-effect-2-firewalker-dlc-coming-late-march/

BioWare has detailed another dose of Mass Effect 2 DLC, dubbed the "Firewalker" pack. The upcoming release includes five missions featuring the Hammerhead vehicle, according to an update on the Cerberus Network page, part of the official Mass Effect site. BioWare co-founder Greg Zeschuk described the Hammerhead as a "hover tank," during a recent interview with Joystiq, adding, "It's not a wheeled vehicle, so it's going to have a bit of a different control scheme" than did the much-maligned Mako vehicle featured constantly in Mass Effect 1.

On the website, the Hammerhead is promoted as "a heavy assault vehicle that hovers over the battlefield at up to 120 kilometers per hour and features a guided missile system ensuring accuracy even during aggressive maneuvering." In other words, it's everything the Mako wasn't -- and it's optional.

The Firewalker DLC pack is scheduled for a "late March" release and will be accessible free of charge through the Cerberus Network in-game delivery system. Of course, nothing's really "free" when it's got Cerberus' shady name attached to it, is it, Mr. Illusive Man?

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This was hilarious to me. I also appreciate the Locke from Lost face.

Mass Effect 2 ending (Everyone dies) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHhdc53Od8

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Samara, Thane & Tali were pretty sad.

Saves me another playthrough, though. I wonder, can that be a canonical ending?

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I was watching like "Jacob! Watch your head! Jacob! Jac... awww he's dead." I guess that's what happens when you go into the relay with no upgrades or loyalty whatsoever? For both of my playthroughs, everyone lived so all of that was completely different.

It's really going to be interesting to see how they treat the ME2 endings in ME3, especially if Shepard dies in ME2. There are so many different scenarios you can end with.

Joker staring at all of those coffins was kinda creepy, lol.

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damn, that shit is mad intricate.

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

Magic Shave has been discontinued. They might as well hang it up now.

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@kingofthings

nah... not really.

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this game is crazy. how are they gonna handle all the possible endings of this game in ME3 i wonder. especially shepard. i mean, damn he's the main character.

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dude was terminal to begin with.

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but that shit's stupid though.

"That's funny, right? Asari skin color and the Doppler Effect?"

'Cause no Salarian scientist figured out that property of light before that one human scientist did in the 20th century? K.

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but that shit's stupid though.

all I know for sure is that jane shepard is going to fuck the shit out of yeoman kelly chambers


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>all I know for sure is that jane shepard is going to fuck the
>shit out of yeoman kelly chambers

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but that shit's stupid though.

I read th walkthrough's and I want to save everyone and have loyalty from everybody.

I haven't done all the loyalty missions and I'm gonna clear those up before I find the iff and legion.

if I do legion's loyalty mission after that, does that mean I'll lose some of the crew at the end?

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>I read th walkthrough's and I want to save everyone and have
>loyalty from everybody.
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>I haven't done all the loyalty missions and I'm gonna clear
>those up before I find the iff and legion.
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>if I do legion's loyalty mission after that, does that mean
>I'll lose some of the crew at the end?
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You can only do Legion's loyalty mission. You can't do anything else, not going to the citidal, illium, omega, not one other mission other than Legion's loyalty mission. Once you do his loyalty mission, you must immediately use the IFF.

I just don't want kelly's fine ass to die

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I've heard so many people say they never used Tali on ME1, and it's lookin that way for Space 'Ye on ME2.

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and I used jacob a bunch so far in me2

his flame ammo tears shit up

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>I've heard so many people say they never used Tali on ME1,
>and it's lookin that way for Space 'Ye on ME2.

I didn't use Space'Ye that much though. I did like his loyalty mission a lot though. It was one of the more interesting missions.

My main team on my first playthrough ME2 was (Garrus or Grunt) and (Samara or Jack).

On my second playthrough on insanity i'm using Mordin and Garrus.

playing a sentinel is kinda weird tho, since I overlap clasees, whoever i pick at least one of them is sort of redundant

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I used Tali a lot. In fact, hers was the first ally achievement I got. Kaiden stayed on the bench. Until it was time to kill somebody.

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Be on Illium and hear "I heard Sheppard set up Alenko's death! To get no battle time until a bomb needs detonating? Kinda funny...."

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Useless AND he kept getting migraines from the L2 implants? Shepard did him a favor.

If he was on the ME2, I'd STILL kill him before anyone else. Joker and EDI included.

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Especially with the amount of geth you fight in One. Sort of a no brainer.

Or maybe us okplayers just different

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psn: sirius_fruits

but that shit's stupid though.

I think the enemies should be something you have the option of using biotics or tech on. ME1 had heavy Geth, and very few organic enemies, comparatively. ME2 has the Collectors as the main enemies, with varying sizes of mechs throughout. They even took out the need to have high electronics skill to hack safes.

If they could do it without it seeming spoon-fed in a pre-mission cutscene or something, that'd be nice.

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Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

in 1 there were so many geth she was always useful

and in 2 she's always rocking the shotty so she's not useless when her tech powers are recharging.

plus, combat drone is always a go.


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Bioware finally coming through on the DLC promise...

can't wait.

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Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

"If three humans are in a room, there will be six opinions."

Fucking lol. Samara talking about OKP boards to a tee.

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but that shit's stupid though.

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Even when he doesn't want to converse, his excuse changes, and they're all hilarious.

I really Like Urdnot Grunt as well. Dude is on something. Made in a vat of liquid crystal meth or some shit.

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but that shit's stupid though.

"Flammable! or... inflammable, I forget, either way"


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but that shit's stupid though.

whenever you have a crowd that just chews through em, same for jack and her shockwave especially once upgraded

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looks like a class 5 clinger tho

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