The #1 ranked golfer in the world has been arrested after trying to push through a traffic situation at the PGA in Valhalla, this morning. Earlier in the morning, a pedestrian was struck and killed by a shuttle bus and Scheffler was apparently trying to get through the ensuing traffic to get to the course. He was handcuffed, placed in a cruiser and taken in. He's been charged with: 2nd-degree assault of a police officer, 3rd-degree criminal mischief, reckless driving and disobeying traffic orders from an officer directing traffic. Kentucky ain't fuckin with yall. Looking at his booking sheet, I think I was most interested in the fact that he is listed at 6'3"/170. Scottie, buddy...mix in a steak every now and then. I was 170 Freshman year in high school.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/pga/2024/05/17/scottie-scheffler-handcuffed-by-police-before-start-of-pga-championship/73729206007/

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