We got a good one tonight, men. I dunno if this is a must-win for Dallas, but it's damn sure a must not lose, lol. Seattle needs this BADLY. Live from Arlington! On to the games:

TNF
Seahawks @ Cowboys (man...I'm gonna be watching this while packing for an 8 day cruise...the only consolation I will have if they lose is that in 2 days, I'll be on a BOAT! (c)

Sunday

Early
Chargers @ Patriots (fuck, man...these two teams are scuffling. Bill is swapping these qbs out like Playstation remotes when you're on an all-night Assassin's Creed run)

Lions @ Saints (pick yourselves up off the mat, Detroit. Don't go down to 'Nawlins and catch another L)

Falcons @ Jets

Cardinals @ Steelers

Colts @ Titans

Dolphins @ CommandSkins (It's time, Ron...stay close to that white courtesy phone)

Broncos @ Texans (you know what? I dunno, lol)

Late
Panthers @ Buccaneers (WOOF!)

Browns @ Rams

Niners @ Eagles (Obviously the game of the week. I hate both of these teams...so much. Realistically though, an Eagles loss would go a long way, in terms of us possibly winning the division and getting home field, so....go NINERS?!? *vomits*)

SNF
Chiefs @ Packers

MNF
Bengals @ Jaguars (Fresh Prince of Duvall has been putting out great content, but yall ain't watching. I see it, though)

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