so I'm definitely biased, but Russ is pretty lucky he hasn't been killed, because Donald murders our offensive line w/ease and consistency.

I also dock JJ Watt points (unfairly) for the Paul Bunyan Patriot image that MAGAmerica loves to tout when talking about how NFL Players should be. Example - 'JJ Watt trained in a cabin in the woods in the offseason' was the story. You see it in reality and that muhfucker was in a luxury mountain compound that had like a full gym in it. He wan't roughing it and getting yoked from felling trees w/his bare hands and shit.
JJ Watt was dope as fuck though.

In a generation of swine, the one-eyed pig is king.
-Hunter S. Thompson