>And then maybe the arbitrariness is part of the fun and that I
>should embrace my absolute lack of agency.

it helps in multiple spheres of life, but seems especially applicable to being a mn sports fan.

i don't really have much else to say. signing a 34yo third baseman with marginal beard game seems like a twins-y thing to do ... especially given him being strongly relevant 4-6 years ago. very twins-y.