Maybe there can be another one if it gets big, but it's Opening Day*! Harper's in Philly! Machado's in San Diego! Robinson Cano's already got his first HR as a Met! The Reds are wearing 15 different throwback unis throughout the year!
Maybe everything will be static and the playoff races will be settled by the end of June but right now everyone's a contender.
* Except Oakland and Seattle, of course
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