I don't watch college football. I watch a few bowl games and that's it. However, I do conduct meticulous research on the top 25-40 or so prospects to get a feel of the next gen of stars. Of course I watch footage, sure, but with football prospects, more than any other sport (maybe boxing is there too), the real knowledge to be gained is in player interviews. Print and broadcast.
After watching/listening to Garrett speak and reading his ESPN cover...
...his ass gon be sorry.
1. Not a bamma. He plays a position that requires a bamma. All the great players defensive lineman were bammas. You think Deacon Jones would dress like that guy if he were a 21 year-old black man in 2017. Nope. He wouldn't.
2. He doing that ol' played out renaissance man jive to appeal to corporate america and get that $$$$. God forbid you just be a meathead and get paid, but you 21 and laying the groundwork for your next career. Nobody care if you like Neil Tyson and Maya Angelou, dogg. Can you sack the QB at the NFL level? Do you have an insatiable, primordial urge to do it?
3. poetry?
4. He wanna sack Goat-T because he's a Peyton fan?
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