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"Late: Christian McCaffrey is juking long armed, athletic Africans"


  

          


O and unlike the others I make this post about, it's ALL
GENETICS. He got better African genes then the gold teethed
linebackers he jukes, and he look like the president of the
young Republicans club.

He'll have a Kevin Faulk, career in the L. And I'm GOOD with
that.

  

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Late: Christian McCaffrey is juking long armed, athletic Africans [View all] , Orbit_Established, Sat Dec-05-15 08:51 PM
 
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RE: Late: Christian McCaffrey is juking long armed, athletic Africans
Dec 05th 2015
1
Deserves to be a Hesiman finalist
Dec 05th 2015
2
Heisman, please. Thanks.
Dec 05th 2015
3
He looks like a dude Mischa Barton would dump on The O.C.
Dec 05th 2015
4
man i really loved the first 3 seasons of that
Dec 06th 2015
6
You could say that show ended music videos on MTV
Dec 06th 2015
9
damn. i never thought of any of that lol.
Dec 06th 2015
10
I bowed out after 2, but man!
Sep 09th 2019
178
LOL
Dec 06th 2015
7
Hahah
Dec 06th 2015
8
Luke wasn't such a bad guy after all
Dec 06th 2015
11
      Dude has perfect villain face
Dec 06th 2015
12
      Luke was basically a metaphor for future dickhead Repluican politicians
Oct 01st 2016
97
Lots of speed...few cuts. He good tho.
Dec 05th 2015
5
how did i miss this silliness the first time?
Jan 01st 2016
14
      LOL...dude I read that at Buffalo Wild Wings while the game was on...
Jan 02nd 2016
20
      He been shaking negroids out their shoes all year
Jan 02nd 2016
21
      What's silly about it? I'm not hating on dude at all.
Jan 02nd 2016
24
           Nah, his cutbacks and moves are his elites
Jan 02nd 2016
26
                no one questions his speed either.
Jan 02nd 2016
28
                Oh, they are wrong. But I've heard it.
Jan 02nd 2016
30
                His cutbacks work because he takes short strides
Jan 03rd 2016
33
Give that Heisman back, dreadlocked Alabamian
Jan 01st 2016
13
70 shitheads left him off their ballots.
Jan 01st 2016
15
belichick gon get him...lol
Jan 01st 2016
16
i just realized he not eligble for the draft yet.
Jan 01st 2016
17
Maurice Clarett wept
Jan 02nd 2016
23
He's got to be Heisman frontrunner for next season
Jan 01st 2016
18
You mean, he should be repeating as Heisman winner nxt year
Jan 01st 2016
19
would like to see him go up against an elite defense
Jan 02nd 2016
22
The Heisman winner didn't face Alabama's D either
Jan 02nd 2016
25
      and that has what to do with my question?
Jan 02nd 2016
29
           I would like to see McCaffrey in a real zone read like TOSU
Jan 02nd 2016
31
           you watching Oregon this 2nd half against TCU's scout team?
Jan 02nd 2016
32
                yeah, I assume you didn't watch that one
Sep 08th 2016
60
           amazing that i posted this immediately prior to the oregon meltdown
Jan 03rd 2016
35
1st time seeing him play live. very impressed by his productition.
Jan 02nd 2016
27
I'd never even seen his highlights before
Jan 03rd 2016
34
would have gotten my Heisman vote..
Jan 03rd 2016
36
regarding his NFL prospects, he reminds me of Theo Riddick
Jan 03rd 2016
37
He plays David Gray in the locker room
Sep 07th 2016
38
he's ok. plays in a soft ass conference vs cupcake teams
Sep 07th 2016
39
Hell and no. Stanford was gully as shit last year.
Sep 07th 2016
40
      Zeke was playing ferocious defenses like Northwestern, Maryland & Purdue
Sep 07th 2016
41
      Zeke took a shit on Alabama and Kirby Smart. Idk if you watched or not.
Sep 07th 2016
42
           Not last year he didn't. You said last year.
Sep 07th 2016
44
                McCaffrey ran for 66 yds vs Northwestern.. BEAST MODE
Sep 07th 2016
45
                     it took Zeke 27 carries to surpass 100 yards @ home against Hawaii
Sep 07th 2016
46
                          Lol at you listing off a bunch of overrated overranked Pac 12 teams. No...
Sep 07th 2016
47
                               Zeke couldn't iron McCaffrey's cardigan last year
Sep 07th 2016
48
                               Lol, another o_e loss with a shitty deflection
Sep 07th 2016
49
                               3.7 ypc against Hawaii is a relevant number
Sep 07th 2016
50
                                    Lol at this pac 12 drumbeating.
Sep 08th 2016
51
                                         im not drumbeating at all, you are just wrong and hate the guy for odd r...
Sep 08th 2016
52
                                              No you are doing the epitome of it. Those teams were TRASH. ALL OF THEM...
Sep 08th 2016
53
                                                   the point of comparing two players is to... compare them
Sep 08th 2016
54
                                                        Nope.
Sep 08th 2016
55
                                                        Take your L
Sep 08th 2016
57
                                                        RE: the point of comparing two players is to... compare them
Sep 08th 2016
56
                                                             You getting bodied in here fam...chill out
Sep 08th 2016
58
                                                                  Go play somewhere. College football fans are speaking
Sep 08th 2016
59
                                                                       So Cardale should've won the Heisman last yr since he was great vs Bama?
Sep 08th 2016
68
                                                                            you've missed the point entirely.
Sep 08th 2016
70
      Gully vs a bunch of lames. Lol at the rest. Stop it
Sep 07th 2016
43
      LMAO. they got WORKED at home by a soft ass oregon squad
Sep 08th 2016
62
did anyone watch that bama/usc game this past week? LOL
Sep 08th 2016
61
McCaffrey tested out of TOSU's entire catalog by 10th grade
Sep 08th 2016
63
i don't even get the joke
Sep 08th 2016
64
      whenever O_e gets proven wrong, he resorts to shit like this lol
Sep 08th 2016
71
           Ezekiel ugly. He look like the nigga from Full Force
Sep 08th 2016
72
                no argument there. he's doofy as hell
Sep 08th 2016
73
                     Looking like a member of Full Force counts negative in agenda wars
Sep 08th 2016
75
I dont see the relevance of this.
Sep 08th 2016
67
      not in here riding for Iowa, lol. they suck. had no business in the Rose
Sep 08th 2016
69
           it will never stop being funny .
Sep 19th 2016
82
Can we also throw in the ALL WHITE HALL OF FAME Wisconsin Defense?
Sep 08th 2016
65
Lol no, they did not.
Sep 08th 2016
66
^^GODDAMN!! WHITENESS that O_E can GET BEHIND!!
Sep 08th 2016
74
      Dog Jack Citchy walked that line down
Sep 08th 2016
76
           if UW shuts down* michigan today, I will respect them, until then...
Oct 01st 2016
98
I'm just hoping for Barry Sanders Jr to shine eventually
Sep 08th 2016
77
Mccaffrey ran his bitch ass back to OK State
Sep 08th 2016
78
Hi
Sep 19th 2016
79
that SC defense is looking vicious this year hahahahahahha
Sep 19th 2016
86
He's the product of a decades-long genetic experiment
Sep 19th 2016
80
You free for lunch? I know a great Quinoa bowl spot
Sep 19th 2016
81
      i really struggle with quinoa
Sep 19th 2016
83
           I know Orbit_Established was joking
Sep 19th 2016
84
                no
Sep 19th 2016
85
he's never scored a TD on the road in his career
Sep 25th 2016
87
he churned out some tough yards last night in key spots
Sep 25th 2016
88
...still hasnt.
Sep 30th 2016
95
one of the strangest stats ever
Oct 01st 2016
99
whoops. n/m
Sep 30th 2016
89
11 carries for 35 yards.....STUD
Sep 30th 2016
90
get him!
Sep 30th 2016
91
      SLAY HIM!
Sep 30th 2016
93
not the long-armed athletic Africans on my UW HUSKIES!!!!
Sep 30th 2016
92
nope!
Sep 30th 2016
94
Dub Husks some goons. Respect.
Oct 01st 2016
96
Wazzou savage goons + east coast media bias
Oct 09th 2016
100
8 carries...35 yards.......he's not excellent. not great.
Oct 11th 2016
101
meanwhile...
Oct 11th 2016
102
Man, these ppl were drawing comparisons to Thurman Thomas & Eric Metcal...
Oct 11th 2016
103
Umm he's hurt. Dick move, bro
Oct 11th 2016
104
      He wasn't doing much when he was healthy
Oct 11th 2016
105
           He been hurt. He not a whiny bitch. Watch out for Karma, bro
Oct 11th 2016
106
                Injuries happen in football. It would suck but it's not bc i think Mccaf...
Oct 11th 2016
107
                     Nah, too late. Watch out for Karma.
Oct 11th 2016
108
                          I was shittin on him before injury also. He's good. That's it. Not Heis...
Oct 11th 2016
109
                               Um before the injury he broke Barry Sanders' record.
Oct 11th 2016
110
                                    All purpose yards are such a hollow stat. He had 8 touchdowns all year ...
Oct 11th 2016
111
he's skipping his bowl game to protect himself for the draft
Dec 19th 2016
112
i applaud it as it gives UNC a better chance at winning
Dec 19th 2016
113
casual stanford fan and i thought it was a bit selfish at first
Dec 19th 2016
114
He'd be better on Carolina, that's the perfect situation
Dec 19th 2016
115
      if dallas didn't already have 300 rbs and slot receivers i'd take him
Dec 19th 2016
116
      YOW!!!!
Nov 26th 2018
166
      GOAT
Sep 13th 2019
183
it's a pretty shitty precedent to set
Dec 19th 2016
119
http://a.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/fscom/nfl/images/2016/12/05/090...
Dec 19th 2016
117
yep
Dec 19th 2016
118
he was probably shook about never scoring TDs on the road
Dec 19th 2016
120
Best back in the draft, Pass on him to your doom.
Jan 23rd 2017
121
totally agree with you on Fournette, totally disagree on Dalvin Cook
Jan 23rd 2017
122
Mccaffrey = Tiki Barber. <---Boom.
Jan 23rd 2017
123
RE: Best back in the draft, Pass on him to your doom.
Jan 23rd 2017
124
Lol you're an idiot
Jan 23rd 2017
125
on what fuckin planet is Dalvin Cook puny...man, you wildin...
Jan 23rd 2017
126
      RE: on what fuckin planet is Dalvin Cook puny...man, you wildin...
Jan 23rd 2017
127
      Teen movie hunk better than Trick Daddy.
Jan 23rd 2017
128
           yeah, okay
Jan 23rd 2017
129
           No one cares who you like. Your evals are a joke
Jan 23rd 2017
130
                same size and just slightly taller than "puny" Emmitt Smith...
Jan 23rd 2017
131
                     Dog, Emmitt and Barry are the two best runners ever, smart guy.
Jan 23rd 2017
132
                          Well you're half right. I suppose that's an improvement
Jan 23rd 2017
133
                          yeah, yeah...always some kinda funny business...
Jan 23rd 2017
134
                               You used Emmitt and Barry as counterpoints.
Jan 23rd 2017
135
Faster and more athletic than Dalvin "No Limit" Cook and "Fat" Fournette
Mar 03rd 2017
136
faster than cook by 0.01 - too bad he did less than half of cooks bench ...
Mar 03rd 2017
137
Your KUFI on too tight. McCaffrey FASTER and you MAD
Mar 03rd 2017
138
      4.59
Mar 03rd 2017
139
           should be a good enough time to get him in the top 5 like zeke, right?
Mar 03rd 2017
140
                4.48. Cry you wimp
Mar 03rd 2017
141
Lol... OE the best when I don't care about the agenda.
Mar 03rd 2017
142
o BETTER HOPS AND BROAD JUMP THAN BOTH TOO!?!?!? BWAHAHA
Mar 03rd 2017
143
in all seriousness those were his must-halves and he nailed them
Mar 03rd 2017
145
      He broke the agility drills. Broke them. No reason to be sad about it.
Mar 07th 2017
148
           you are dumb
Mar 07th 2017
151
One of the BEST 3-Cone drills EVER. (2nd fastest since 2003) LMAO
Mar 03rd 2017
144
He's not an every down back....and won't be...
Mar 07th 2017
146
He every down athletic, and you every down mad.
Mar 07th 2017
147
name a comparable guy who is currently an every down
Mar 07th 2017
149
Is Devonta Freeman considered every down
Mar 07th 2017
152
      Freeman was both 3 inches shorter and 5 pounds heavier
Mar 07th 2017
153
           They said that about Warrick Dunn and were spectacularly wrong.
Mar 07th 2017
157
                RE: They said that about Warrick Dunn and were spectacularly wrong.
Mar 07th 2017
159
RE: every down mad
Mar 07th 2017
150
      every down mad got a hard laugh out loud from me
Mar 08th 2017
161
How many current NFL teams use running backs for every down?
Mar 07th 2017
156
obviously Every Down back means something different today
Mar 07th 2017
158
lmao
Sep 08th 2019
176
Going down with the ship huh? If anything, you're consistent
Mar 07th 2017
154
Belicheat is chomping at the bit
Mar 07th 2017
155
1984.... Rob Carpenter...New York Giants...
Mar 07th 2017
160
Hoteps mad that AGILE MCCAFFREY about to play with Cam?
May 02nd 2017
162
I get a front row seat to watch this shit every week too
May 02nd 2017
163
What is that expensive Belgian beer called? Tripel? School me.
Nov 25th 2018
164
It has to suck to fly all the way out there, ball OUT, and lose
Nov 25th 2018
165
Was a home game for the Panthers but...point taken
Nov 26th 2018
169
      Oh damn it was. That’s a bad loss man
Nov 26th 2018
171
I could see why you like Tripels if you're not a beer fan
Nov 26th 2018
167
Ah, thanks. But do I look like an idiot drinking them?
Nov 26th 2018
168
Nah man, Tripels are delicious
Nov 26th 2018
173
Bros gotta crush.
Nov 26th 2018
170
if someone is whack for liking beer
Nov 26th 2018
172
Where y'all at on the meatless food debate?
Sep 08th 2019
174
I had a meatless patty melt yesterday at a vegan restaurant.
Sep 08th 2019
175
no
Sep 09th 2019
177
Had an Impossible Burger at NYAJ's. Impeccable.
Sep 09th 2019
179
WHAT THEE FUCK is this?
Sep 10th 2019
180
probably the only shirts he ever saw growing up in Castle Rock
Sep 10th 2019
181
      We got every color you want....
Sep 11th 2019
182
^^^^^ for a good Perine
Oct 06th 2019
184
remember when it was insane to say he was better than Zeke?
Oct 07th 2019
185
thats a bad boy. i hope he makes it past his rookie deal to get the bag
Oct 07th 2019
186
that run he had on the fake reverse was SAVAGE
Oct 07th 2019
187
could've been a masterpiece if you didn't faulk it up at the end
Oct 08th 2019
188
Yeah, I misspelled "Marshall."
Oct 08th 2019
189

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