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"Doug McDermott is embarrassing long armed, athletic Africans"
Wed Jan-15-14 01:38 PM by Orbit_Established

  

          



http://tinyurl.com/kg83ybh

Even MORESO than Jimmer. Jimmer was on the perimeter
mostly chucking, didn't deal with it as much as
McDermott

McDermott and his average ass run of ATGTTTATGAGTCCA is abusing
men of African descent who carry alleles conferring an improved
ability to run between A and B very fast, jump up in the air
very high. He does so with fakes and footwork and a heightened
appreciation of the basics

I enjoy watching this, feel like its going to help us with
our collective unity, get our fathers to start taking better
care of their children

He's also not a metrosexual hipster like most of the good white
Americans in the NBA: Parsons, Anderson, Heyward are all in a
Brooklyn coffee shop RIGHT NOW looking mad intense reading Daredevil

He kinda looks like a white OKPer...90 dollars says he looks
exactly like ConcreteCharlie

And good for him (and Charlie)

I'm hungry, only had a Greek yogurt for lunch

Burrito?


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Doug McDermott is embarrassing long armed, athletic Africans [View all] , Orbit_Established, Thu Jul-17-14 03:19 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
This actually isn't that far off...
Jan 15th 2014
1
lol it's crazy in the city though
Jan 15th 2014
2
LMAO @ this visual:
Jan 15th 2014
3
this visual is still hilarious
Mar 10th 2021
90
Classic O_E laser accuracy on this one, lol
Jan 15th 2014
4
Placeholder http://tinyurl.com/l3bnkn7
Jan 15th 2014
5
Its OK bro...its alright. You'll be white in the next life
Jan 16th 2014
10
      Lol
Jan 16th 2014
12
      lmao
Jul 14th 2014
35
      LOFL
Jul 14th 2014
47
Great post
Jan 15th 2014
6
yeah, can't front on this one....good work
Jan 15th 2014
7
Lol - well done
Jan 15th 2014
8
ah, that's a classic O_E post
Jan 16th 2014
9
can we take a lil daredevil tangent real quick?
Jan 16th 2014
11
It's going to be a show on Netflix
Mar 08th 2014
18
Hoping for an Elite Eight run for CU
Jan 17th 2014
13
"This is Tiger Woods on the back nine at the 2000 U.S. Open." (local art...
Jan 29th 2014
14
Dougie McBuckets!
Jan 29th 2014
15
Mitch Kupchak is creaming his pants
Jan 29th 2014
16
Just dropped 45 on the Friars
Mar 08th 2014
17
Damn
Mar 08th 2014
19
He was screaming "Cmon. Romney better" after every jumpshot
Mar 08th 2014
20
      LOL
Jul 14th 2014
40
May as well call him Oug Mcermott in the NBA cuz he got no D.
Mar 09th 2014
21
Being mad won't fix the prison industrial complex
Mar 09th 2014
22
      heh, not allowed to talk about his lack of D then? I gotcha v_v
Mar 09th 2014
23
           cuz every talented scorer coming into the league is a defensive stalwart
Mar 09th 2014
25
Lmao!!!!!!!! True.
Mar 09th 2014
24
Did you say McDermott has superior footwork to Larry Bird?
Jul 14th 2014
50
      Yup
Jul 15th 2014
62
      You have never seen Larry Bird play a single game, ever.
Jul 15th 2014
65
           Great reply.
Jul 15th 2014
67
      Ok, Roy Jones moment- I musta forgot.
Jul 17th 2014
73
           HUGE PROPS for going back and correcting yourself! Good shit!!!
Jul 17th 2014
74
                Not even the NGE could front on Bird's GAWD status.
Jul 17th 2014
75
                     Notice how the darker the skin of the defender, the iller the move.
Jul 17th 2014
77
                          ... especially that black ass Dominique.
Jul 18th 2014
78
                               To be fair, nobody reminded Bird how white he was like Dominique tho
Jul 18th 2014
79
                               LMAO
Jul 18th 2014
80
I watch Creighton wearing a Dashiki, cheering LOUDLY for McDerm
Mar 21st 2014
26
CHUUUUUHHHCHHH!!!
Mar 29th 2014
27
Lmao
Mar 30th 2014
28
Hipsters do like Daredevil
Mar 30th 2014
29
McDermott teaches 17 y/o black kids how to play basketball (31 pts)
Jul 14th 2014
30
looks a lot better than the Euro the sixers will finally see in 2018
Jul 14th 2014
31
i'm so angry
Jul 14th 2014
33
      http://i.imgur.com/48fUZ4g.png
Jul 14th 2014
34
           I don't even know what saric looks like
Jul 14th 2014
51
Bulls nm
Jul 14th 2014
32
quietly the Bulls are the runner-up 'winner' this offseason
Jul 14th 2014
37
Just knows how to score, period.
Jul 14th 2014
38
young's way too raw.
Jul 14th 2014
39
McGary might be more than a bamma.
Jul 14th 2014
42
McGary would be lotto if not for his back
Jul 14th 2014
43
No shit. n/m
Jul 14th 2014
44
but he's got the bamma gene too. that matters
Jul 14th 2014
52
LOL -- Smits and McGary are like, complete opposites
Jul 14th 2014
54
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwDwG6t8AIw
Jul 14th 2014
57
      mcgary has zero attitude concerns actually
Jul 15th 2014
69
McGary is a more athletic version of Brad Miller along w/ the weed issue
Jul 14th 2014
55
Then they coulda gone Hood. Or Hairston.
Jul 14th 2014
59
      valid points.
Jul 14th 2014
61
      Oh, no doubt. They played it exactly how they wanted.
Jul 15th 2014
64
      I think Hood will be the steal of the draft... other than McBuck
Jul 15th 2014
63
Did they not do the trade
Jul 14th 2014
45
that was a factor...
Jul 14th 2014
46
LOL James Young LOL.
Jul 17th 2014
76
Most encouraging thing is what he can possibly do in the post
Jul 14th 2014
49
      McBuckets -->a less flash version of Gallinari
Jul 14th 2014
56
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tH0L3DoviM
Jul 14th 2014
58
      Which is why the Morrison comparisons were all so very dumb.
Jul 14th 2014
60
      Lol, do you seriously think McDermott can play the 2?
Jul 15th 2014
68
           offensively? sure, why not?
Jul 16th 2014
71
one of the best posts of the year.
Jul 14th 2014
36
Did I make that post? You know how I love me some Joey Cal
Jul 14th 2014
41
31, 1 and 1
Jul 14th 2014
48
lol, how did i miss this one?
Jul 14th 2014
53
*smiles*
Jul 15th 2014
66
His new nickname: "Teach for America (TFA)"
Jul 16th 2014
70
Doug McDermott vs long armed, athletic Africans
Jul 16th 2014
72
His release is very Curry'ish
Jul 18th 2014
81
Forgot to make my annual post...Kaminsky and Dekkar y'all
Apr 05th 2015
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RE: Forgot to make my annual post...Kaminsky and Dekkar y'all
May 18th 2015
83
will they suck in the pros like Jimmer and McDermott?
May 21st 2015
84
      Dekkar is actually a long-armed, athletic neanderthal
May 21st 2015
85
Foot reflexology this weekend, y'all
Mar 15th 2016
86
the older I get the more of a moving target that is
Mar 15th 2016
87
vibrams five fingers
Mar 15th 2016
88
just realized Greg was his dad
Mar 08th 2021
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