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"Lmaaaooo @ Rhymes with Olajuwon's post-retirement life"
Mon Jul-15-13 09:45 PM by Orbit_Established

  

          


http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nba/122/hakeem-olajuwon

"The Rockets will add Hakeem Olajuwon to their staff in an official capacity.
His exact job has yet to be announced and he will spend most of his time at home in Jordan. Olajuwon has taught plenty of big men in the NBA and most of the time it isn't cheap. The Dream reportedly charges $50,000 for a week of lessons to the likes of Amare Stoudemire and others. Dwight Howard and Omer Asik don't have a bevy of offensive moves, so if Olajuwon is brought on as a big-man coach close to full time, it could be a very helpful hire."



Name a more gangsta post-retirement life:

The god be in the middle east walking around with
Mohammed himself, opening schools that study ancient
Malian astronomy from Monday-Thursday

Flies into Houston on Friday, overcharges niggas who aren't
ever going to be as good as he was because they are lazy
and dumb, and then flies back and does it again

Name me a player who retired and had his services begged
for in this capacity




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Lmaaaooo @ Rhymes with Olajuwon's post-retirement life [View all] , Orbit_Established, Mon Jul-15-13 09:45 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
made Bron a Champion
Jul 15th 2013
1
His move to Miami made him a Champion
Jul 16th 2013
16
Except that it didn't.
Jul 16th 2013
18
Actually Kobe Bryant made LeBron a champion.
Jul 23rd 2013
117
lol
Jul 15th 2013
2
I don't know if he's the most sought out guy, but he's definitely the mo...
Jul 15th 2013
3
The Kareem sky hook experiment came and went
Jul 15th 2013
4
***RECORD SCRATCH*** The fuck? Based on what?
Jul 16th 2013
17
      besides talent, skill, and production?
Jul 16th 2013
21
      Be specific
Jul 16th 2013
23
      on ball defense, shooting, ball security
Jul 19th 2013
82
      RE: KJ
Jul 19th 2013
81
      ability to resist injury
Jul 16th 2013
53
           THE FUCK? Paul has missed more games in his first 8 seasons than KJ
Jul 16th 2013
61
                CP better
Jul 17th 2013
62
                     Again, based on what? Because you say so? Because y'all wet behind...
Jul 17th 2013
65
                     KJ posterized HOF Big Men!!!!!
Jul 17th 2013
73
                          right, Chris Paul ain't never did shit like this...
Jul 17th 2013
75
                               yeah so? Jordan never did this:
Jul 19th 2013
83
                     statistically they're probably a lot closer than you think
Jul 17th 2013
68
                          makes more sense to compare them thru 8 seasons.
Jul 19th 2013
85
                          Its not really very close. Paul is like, a LOT better.
Jul 19th 2013
88
                          lol, mf tried to go the "advanced stats" route, when Chris Paul gets...
Jul 21st 2013
105
                          i did watch him in his prime
Jul 24th 2013
120
hes easily the most sought out guy and its not close
Jul 16th 2013
7
Dude is doing it big, and he deserves it and then some.
Jul 16th 2013
5
Yeah, Detlef doin Parks and Rec cameos
Jul 16th 2013
6
      seems to mostly party on his boat, bang, be a music nerd, etc
Jul 16th 2013
57
GOAT. nm
Jul 16th 2013
8
http://tinyurl.com/mlqzrka
Jul 16th 2013
9
      cap v. dream @ their best, 1 on 1 to 11. who wins?
Jul 16th 2013
12
           Kareem 11-6
Jul 16th 2013
19
           Prime Cap
Jul 16th 2013
20
           offesnively ill give you...but on D?
Jul 16th 2013
30
                the length and similar athleticism/footwork would beat him
Jul 16th 2013
33
                Dream couldn't shut down Vlade Divac, how is he fucking with Cap?
Jul 16th 2013
36
                hunh? what kinda dope you smokin? nm
Jul 16th 2013
37
                     I AIN'T GOTTA LIE, CRAIG...
Jul 16th 2013
38
                          LOL you posted 3 games where Olajuwon played great
Jul 16th 2013
40
                          Vlade scored well above his season average in that series, Dream...
Jul 16th 2013
44
                               Lol
Jul 16th 2013
47
                               dude go somewhere.
Jul 16th 2013
48
                               I just wanna know who did Dream ever "shutdown"? Not Shaq
Jul 16th 2013
51
                                    the admiral?
Jul 16th 2013
52
                                         D Rob was never the same after that..lol
Jul 19th 2013
94
                               this is a man who says there's "no such thing" as a shutdown defender
Jul 16th 2013
49
                                    Huh? I don't recall saying that about basketball, but there are certain....
Jul 16th 2013
50
                                         you said it, outright, in a discussion about rasheed wallace
Jul 16th 2013
58
                                              Oh so did you say Rasheed was a "shutdown defender"?
Jul 16th 2013
60
                                                   no, but it was being discussed
Jul 19th 2013
79
                                                   when engaged, he was tho
Jul 19th 2013
84
                          O'RLY????
Jul 16th 2013
55
                          LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 19th 2013
89
                          he was getting firebombed, then you dropped the nukes
Jul 20th 2013
98
                          by that logic outside 2 very good postseasons Karl Malone had a mediocre
Jul 21st 2013
110
                Have you heard of the sky hook?
Jul 16th 2013
41
                ever heard of the dream shake?
Jul 16th 2013
54
                say what now?
Jul 16th 2013
56
                     Olajuwon's not doing that
Jul 17th 2013
63
                     2nd one was goaltending
Jul 22nd 2013
115
                he wasnt pat ewing, man
Jul 19th 2013
80
           Not close. Kap.
Jul 16th 2013
27
           The holy trinity of NBA centers is Wilt/Cap/Shaq, nobody else is close
Jul 16th 2013
28
           http://tinyurl.com/mmu92p2
Jul 16th 2013
29
           http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/190471/rhory_adb_627_070614.jpg
Jul 16th 2013
31
           if hes gonna put shaq up then dream is there too
Jul 16th 2013
32
                Dream is is not on Shaq's level
Jul 16th 2013
34
                     http://tinyurl.com/lpp5srd
Jul 16th 2013
35
                          appropriate song and video
Jul 16th 2013
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                          RE: appropriate song and video
Jul 16th 2013
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                          that shit is just beautiful to watch.
Jul 16th 2013
46
           lol
Jul 20th 2013
99
           dude Cap was a fuckin beast in his youth..
Jul 17th 2013
70
                Kap was a beast as an old man. n/m
Jul 17th 2013
71
i dont think Drummond is either of those
Jul 16th 2013
10
lol
Jul 16th 2013
11
cmon dogg. you left out the best part...
Jul 16th 2013
13
Yeah, that kinda is the best part...adds to the subversiveness
Jul 16th 2013
14
      yup... lmao @ "walking around with mohammed himself" btw
Jul 16th 2013
15
           lol, BLASPHEMY!
Jul 16th 2013
22
                Olajuwon gave Allah a discount on them drop step lessons
Jul 16th 2013
25
                     its Ramadan fam, careful before you get those fatwas dropped on you
Jul 16th 2013
59
                          True, all love to my muslim bredren
Jul 17th 2013
64
cool. so dwight has access to the best available resources
Jul 16th 2013
24
lol...
Jul 16th 2013
26
      I know you cookin but this is still the cut
Jul 16th 2013
39
           yup, that shit still goes hard, I just rocked that last week
Jul 16th 2013
45
bobby box score sez: dream is better
Jul 17th 2013
66
When Kareem was almost 40 years old? FOH, compare their primes...
Jul 17th 2013
67
keep moving them goalposts/by that standard, MJ & Russell better
Jul 17th 2013
69
      So I guess iverson is the GOAT since he crossed over 35 year-old MJ?
Jul 17th 2013
72
           Moses > Dream
Jul 17th 2013
74
           by the same dumb ass logic u used about KJ up there...yes
Jul 19th 2013
86
Cap dropped 40 on Dream in the post-season when he was 40
Jul 21st 2013
112
RE: Lmaaaooo @ Rhymes with Olajuwon's post-retirement life
Jul 18th 2013
76
That's it. I'm DELETING my account....Lock and Archive
Jul 18th 2013
77
So whats our top 10 Africans rankings?
Jul 19th 2013
87
      RE: So whats our top 10 Africans rankings?
Jul 19th 2013
90
      #11276723647423549235789 - kony
Jul 19th 2013
91
      Wangari Maathai needs some shine up in that piece
Jul 19th 2013
92
      she aiight.
Jul 19th 2013
93
           RE: she aiight.
Jul 19th 2013
95
                I'll raise you an Nkrumah, lil homie
Jul 19th 2013
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                     RE: I'll raise you an Nkrumah, lil homie
Jul 19th 2013
97
                     Desmond Tutu
Jul 20th 2013
101
                          ^^^another glaring omission
Jul 20th 2013
102
                               RE: ^^^another glaring omission
Jul 21st 2013
103
                                    Two Tabletz is awfully high on your list...nm
Jul 21st 2013
104
                                         RE: Two Tabletz is awfully high on your list...nm
Jul 21st 2013
108
      Gandhi deserves an honorable mention @ the least....SA CITIZEN. IT COUNT...
Jul 20th 2013
100
      Cecil Rhodes?!?! you might as well say King Leopold
Jul 21st 2013
109
           RE: Cecil Rhodes?!?! you might as well say King Leopold
Jul 21st 2013
111
                RE: Cecil Rhodes?!?! you might as well say King Leopold
Jul 22nd 2013
113
                     RE: Cecil Rhodes?!?! you might as well say King Leopold
Jul 22nd 2013
114
                          doris lessing wasn't born in africa either
Jul 22nd 2013
116
                          RE: Cecil Rhodes?!?! you might as well say King Leopold
Jul 24th 2013
122
      I'm glad I came back in here for this question alone ROFL
Jul 21st 2013
106
RE: Lmaaaooo @ Rhymes with Olajuwon's post-retirement life
Jul 18th 2013
78
LOL
Jul 21st 2013
107
Hate to knock but MJ got it better.
Jul 23rd 2013
118
MJ had regular ass business men on a waiting list to pay $15K...
Jul 23rd 2013
119
correction
Jul 24th 2013
121

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