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165. "The One Free Agent the Chicago Bulls Must Land This Offseason"
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1977360-the-one-free-agent-the-chicago-bulls-must-land-this-offseason

The One Free Agent the Chicago Bulls Must Land This Offseason
By Kelly Scaletta, Featured Columnist
Mar 1, 2014

Strap on your fake Chicago Bulls’ GM hat and pretend you need to sign one free agent this offseason. Who is it going to be? While many are going to propose Carmelo Anthony, allow me to introduce a better alternative: Lance Stephenson.

I understand the thought that the Bulls need a second superstar to help Derrick Rose carry the team. I get the appeal of Anthony. He’s a great player. Over the last two seasons, the only three players with a higher player efficiency rating (PER) than Anthony’s 25.0 are LeBron James, Kevin Durant and Chris Paul. (http://bkref.com/tiny/a6O6o)

In a perfect world, where the Bulls could just add Anthony to the roster without any subtraction, it’s a great idea to bring him on board. But that’s not the case. There would be a heavy cost to acquire him.

Stephenson would meet all the needs the Bulls have, fit better in the Bulls system and come at a much cheaper price.

This is a case where Plan B needs to be promoted over Plan A.

...

How Stephenson Meets the Bulls Needs

During the Miami Heat vs. New York Knicks broadcast, February 27, on TNT, Steve Kerr initiated a discussion that Joakim Noah is now a top-10 player in the league. The other broadcasters agreed.

On February 28, Sekou Smith, who compiles NBA.com’s Race to the MVP Ladder (http://www.nba.com/mvp-ladder) had Noah in the 10th spot for the second week in a row, saying,

"The Bulls have won seven of their last eight games with Noah driving them from end to end. He's the backbone of this franchise now, having assumed that leadership role during what has been a trying time for Derrick Rose, the franchise, the entire city of Chicago and the legion of Bulls fans worldwide. Noah does whatever the Bulls need him to do -- scoring, rebounding, defending, blocking shots. Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau knows that Noah helped keep this team together after the Luol Deng trade and acknowledges that Noah has become its driving force."

Noah is literally in the discussion as a top-10 player in the league. One can debate whether he *should* be or not, but he is being discussed. That makes him a star.

No, what the Bulls “need” is not a “second star.” They have two stars. Their need is a second “scorer.”

The two things are not synonymous. Anthony is a star because he’s a great scorer. Noah is a star in spite of the fact that he’s not a scorer. Stephenson is not a star, but he’s a solid scorer, particularly where the Bulls need help—a second player who can handle the ball, create shots and get to the rim.

This one table convinced me Stephenson was the best way to go. Look at what Anthony does inside the restricted area in comparison to Stephenson.

Carmelo Anthony vs. Lance Stephenson Inside the Restricted Area

Player | FG | FGA | FG% | Asstd | Unasstd

Carmelo Anthony | 157 | 272 | 0.577 | 50 | 107
Lance Stephenson | 175 | 251 | 0.697 | 70 | 105

If one just looks at production, Stephenson is actually better at the rim than Anthony. He is more efficient and just as good at getting there on his own. He has more assisted field goals, nearly as many unassisted ones (he’s tied for 10th in the NBA) and has a higher field-goal percentage.

And, for those who think that stats don’t tell you everything, here’s the visual.

Lance Stephenson's "Houdini" Ball Fake and Score : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KxRF6L8bOw
Play of the Day Nov 23, 2012 - Lance Stephenson : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3sXN6RiG9I

Stephenson might not be a superstar like Anthony is, but in terms of filling the Bulls’ need for a player who can create shots off the dribble, drive to the rim and take some of the pressure off of Rose, he would be just as effective as Anthony.

Now granted, Anthony is a better scorer in other aspects, but those aren’t needs the Bulls have. Those are niceties, not necessities. The point here isn’t to argue that Stephenson is just as good of a scorer, but that he’s just as good in the area they need scoring the most.

You don’t need a bazooka to shoot a bothersome squirrel. Would it do the job? Sure! But so would a pellet gun, and the pellet gun is cheaper and wouldn’t risk as much collateral damage. Anthony would fill the Bulls’ needs, certainly, but so would Stephenson.

...

Stephenson Fits Better

Anthony is a better overall scorer and rebounder, but Stephenson is better in some areas, too.

The completeness of Stephenson’s game—a triple-double threat (http://bkref.com/tiny/wEah6) who plays both ends of the ball—makes him a better fit for the Bulls.

Stephenson is averaging 14.2 points, 7.3 rebounds and 5.1 assists per game. Players who can beat those numbers this season are limited to LeBron James and Kevin Durant. (http://bkref.com/tiny/3zbDC)

Stephenson is not the scorer those two are—and I’m not going to even try to pretend he is—but he gets the points where the Bulls need them. And, he does it as an all-around player who facilitates and doesn’t stop the ball.

Lance Stephenson's AMAZING In-Air Circus Assist : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOZkU6_8Ezs

One argument I get on twitter about Stephenson is that he’s just playing well because he’s in the right system, but how is that going to change in Chicago? If anything, that should be a plus. He’s a proven system player. Chicago is a system team.

Stephenson is thriving in a one-star system predicated on sharing the ball. The concern should be whether Anthony can play in a system when he’s not actually the system.

Stephenson, unlike Anthony, has shown that he can have an impact on games without being a ball-dominant player. He is sixth in win shares among players who have a usage percentage below 20 percent. He leads all shooting guards in that regard. (http://bkref.com/tiny/maKc6)

Lance Stephenson EMBARRASSES JR Smith : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXZucq4SDr0

Furthermore, he’s a much better defensive player who has shown a commitment to play in a defensive system. Per 82games.com, Stephenson’s opponent’s PER is 10.6. (http://www.82games.com/1314/1314IND.HTM) Anthony’s opponents post a PER of 14.1. (http://www.82games.com/1314/1314NYK.HTM) While such defensive measures are, in part, an issue of team defense, a reputation for bad defense is one that has followed Anthony through the years. (http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/2214/testing-the-theory-that-carmelo-anthony-is-a-lousy-defender)

Lance Stephenson is a round peg filling a round hole. Anthony might be a prettier, glossier, gold-layered, diamond-crusted, platinum-set peg, but he’s a square one.

Why bother trying to force him in when you can just fill the hole with right-shaped peg?

...

Stephenson Comes at a Much Cheaper Price

According to Amin Elhassan of ESPN Insider (http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10525164/nba-ranking-top-30-free-agents-2014?refresh=true&refresh=true) the cost of Carmelo Anthony would be 23.5 million per year, and the cost of Stephenson would be $9.5 million per year. For the math-challenged, that’s a difference of $14 million.

That’s not just a difference in the accounting book. That’s a difference on the court, because that’s $14 million in one player that can’t be filled by others as a result of Anthony’s contract.

For the Bulls to afford Anthony, it would require losing Carlos Boozer, Taj Gibson, Nikola Mirotic, Mike Dunleavy Jr. and the Charlotte pick (No. 16 projected). They would be able to add Anthony and their own pick.

For the Bulls to acquire Stephenson, it would require amnestying Boozer and trading Dunleavy. In addition to Stephenson, they would add the Charlotte pick, and, believe it or not, Mirotic, while keeping Gibson.

So, it’s not a question of Anthony or Stephenson. It’s a question of Anthony or Stephenson, Gibson, Mirotic and the Charlotte pick. Here’s how I got that.

If we work out max raises for Stephenson, his first year would cost the Bulls $8.9 million to reach the four-year, $38 million projected by Elhassan (who uses DeMar DeRozan’s contract as a gauge).

Stephenson, contrary to what some have him listed as, is an unrestricted free agent (http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-growing-legend-of-lance-stephenson/) so the Indiana Pacers couldn't match. And, they will be limited in what they can offer him.

However, they are already committed to $66.8 million (http://data.shamsports.com/content/pages/data/salaries/pacers.jsp) and after accounting for cap holds, they would be over $77 million if they matched. This doesn't include Danny Granger, Evan Turner or LaVoy Allen. That’s well over the tax limit and even over the apron, where the tax becomes more punitive.

That could be further complicated if Paul George qualifies for the "Rose Rule" (he probably will), which will raise the value of his contract. The Pacers will owe $71.9 million. Giving Stephenson a market-value contract would have them well over the tax threshold.

They haven’t paid the tax since 2005-06. (http://www.shamsports.com/2014/02/the-tax-paid-by-title-winners.html) It’s unlikely they would pay such a hefty bill to keep Stephenson. They are still a small market team after all.

So, if Stephenson takes $8.9 million out of the Bulls cap space for the first year of his contract, it leaves $6.4 million after cap holds to offer Mirotic in the first year. Once again, using max raises, that would come out to a four-year, $27.2 million deal to offer him.

bwin MVP for October: Nikola Mirotic, Real Madrid : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af3jTTp76bI

Also, according to Eurohoops, Mirotic is ready to come to Chicago for $20 million. (http://www.eurohoops.net/2014/02/dunks/42988) Some expect that won’t be enough. However, the Bulls can pay up to $27.2 million over four years. Either way, it’s enough for Mirotic to buy out his Real Madrid contract with the 2.5 million Euros ($3.4 million US) he owes—and make more money than he is now.

"Real Madrid already knows that Nikola Mirotic is leaving the club for the NBA. Jan Vesely and Doellman main options. ( vía @Hectorfernandez)"
https://twitter.com/jondelapresa/statuses/436639747264757761

Mirotic’s best friend, Hector Fernandez, says that Real Madrid is preparing for his departure, per Jon de la Presa, who covers the ACB. That suggests that Mirotic isn’t planning to play hardball in negotiations, especially since he doesn’t have much to bargain with, other than staying in Spain.

Chicago doesn’t have to outbid the NBA free market, they only have to pay Mirotic enough to buy out his contract in Spain and still make at least what he is presently earning.

And he’s worth it. He was named the ACB MVP for the second season in a row. He shot 53.8 percent. And then there’s this form Scott Howard-Cooper of NBA.com,

"One executive, after seeing Mirotic play, said the power forward originally from Montenegro would go “top two or three for sure” if he was in the 2014 draft and “maybe even one.” Mirotic could be in Chicago next season."

“Maybe even one.” In a draft that is possibly the deepest in a generation of players, Mirotic might go first if he were available. The Bulls may very well be sitting on the 2014-15 Rookie of the Year.

This is a team that has played surprisingly well after their awful start. Since January 1, no team in the NBA has won more games than the Bulls. And it’s not just because they’re beating Eastern Conference pushovers, either.

Over the last 25 percent of their games, they are tied for the eighth hardest schedule, with their opponents boasting a .519 winning percentage.

I’m not trying to make an argument that they’re the best team in the NBA, but I will argue they aren’t in dire need of an overhaul.

Intentionally mixing metaphors here, if you go all in for Anthony, you’re not just filling the hole with the wrong peg, you’re digging other holes in order to do it.

...

Remember, you’re the GM. You have a team that has won as much as anyone over a two-month period. Next season you can upgrade Dunleavy to Stephenson and Boozer to Mirotic. You can fill the two biggest needs in doing so—driving and three-point shooting.

You can also add a No. 16 pick and a No. 19 pick.

And, just for giggles, you have a former league MVP returning.

That would give you a deeper roster with a starting five all under the age 30, and three of your premier players, Rose, Stephenson and Mirotic, all under 26.

Or, you can gut your roster and rebuild around a 30-year-old Anthony.

The responsibility of a GM isn’t to get a team a second star, it’s to improve the team. The Bulls could land Anthony, win the battle and lose the war. The aggregate cost of him, in terms of both players and money, could end up being greater than the reward he provides.

On the other hand, the relatively cheap cost of Stephenson could allow the Bulls to flesh out a younger, deeper team that maintains its chemistry, has a defensive mentality matching the coach and fills out its weaknesses.

The Stephenson signing would make the Bulls a better, younger, more complete team, and that’s why he’s the one player they have to get in this year’s offseason.

___

low end crazy, eastside crazy, wild hunnids crazy, englewood crazy.

  

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yo he's real good. like i didn't expect him to be this good at
Apr 30th 2013
1
I've been there from jump. But great post.
Apr 30th 2013
2
Grantland had a nice article on him last week.
Apr 30th 2013
3
The one where they compare him to Ricky Davis? It was terrible.
Apr 30th 2013
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      lol
Apr 30th 2013
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      lmao
Apr 30th 2013
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      lol I thought it was interesting at least.
Apr 30th 2013
10
By the way, Basa: Born Ready would be the IDEAL Kyrie backcourt mate
Apr 30th 2013
5
no, thank you
Apr 30th 2013
8
Interesting. You're going to have to explain.
Apr 30th 2013
12
      you just offered up a bmac/otto agenda against that guy?
Apr 30th 2013
14
           Chill bro
Apr 30th 2013
15
                eh...he's generic...cool for an established team with vets
Apr 30th 2013
16
                     Ok, your issue is upside. I can see that, BUT he a Django
Apr 30th 2013
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                     i wish him the best dogg and i'll support your agenda with him
Apr 30th 2013
18
                     Cool, thanks for listening n/m
Apr 30th 2013
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                     i really dont think artest was slept on coming into the nba
May 06th 2013
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                     "ol' aaron mckie ass bamma" (c) Basa
May 20th 2013
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Goddamn, how on-point was I here
Nov 12th 2013
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      SMH
Feb 17th 2016
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           lulz
Feb 17th 2016
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           https://youtu.be/6SUDm0BvCGo?t=199
Feb 17th 2016
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He surprised me. After he threw his girl down the stairs
Apr 30th 2013
9
ya avy is perfect..wit starks and bernard high five in the background
Apr 30th 2013
11
      And Spike having a fit in the back too...
Apr 30th 2013
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           is that louis ck in the background?
Apr 30th 2013
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           yup.
May 01st 2013
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           ha i ain't even notice spike.
Apr 30th 2013
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8 points, 12 rebounds 4 dimes, disgusting defense
May 01st 2013
22
^^^
May 03rd 2013
24
Best player on the Pacers in Game 6 vs Hawks...
May 05th 2013
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Series vs. Knicks. Game 1 MVP? Born Ready
May 05th 2013
26
he's a dick, but really improved this season.
May 05th 2013
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^^^
May 18th 2013
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Born Ready!! Came to up this
May 18th 2013
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now this is how you buy stock in the agenda
May 18th 2013
31
Landry Fields and Andy Rautins were the 2 picks directly before him
May 18th 2013
32
Basa will up PG ish, but this is the true agenda win of the series
May 18th 2013
33
This and the biggest L is truths Roy Hibbert post or guinnys Tyson agend...
May 18th 2013
34
      LMAO...yeah, i lost...LMAO!!!!
May 18th 2013
35
      The heck are you talking about?
May 18th 2013
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           nothing...you just be mad...i'll just be happy
May 18th 2013
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                Born Ready was the best player, by far, on the Pacers last night.
May 19th 2013
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                     I agree with last night. Lance was a killer. But why you mad at Paul?
May 19th 2013
40
                          No problem with Paul Derrick McKey George.
May 19th 2013
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                               considering he wasn't even on anyone's hate-Radar a month ago...
May 19th 2013
44
                                    Nah, nobody is thinking about Paul George
May 19th 2013
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                                         Nope. Paul George my guy. People care now.
May 19th 2013
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                                              Paul George sounds like a Reggae Artist
May 19th 2013
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                                                   An athletic reggae artist would lock up Melo
May 19th 2013
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                                                        Carmelo is an unathletic Reggaeton artist
May 19th 2013
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                                                             You act like he dropped 50+....he got hot and then got LOCKED UP in 4thQ
May 20th 2013
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                                                                  That was a 2003 AOL Sports Board caliber double standard.
May 20th 2013
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                                                                       Their respective "goodness" when it MATTERED MOST is what I'll go on
May 20th 2013
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                                                                            Wade is one of the 5 best shooting guards to ever play.
May 20th 2013
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      lol foh
May 19th 2013
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           so chandler sucked and woody is much better than dantoni
May 19th 2013
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           whatever prevents you from crying yourself to sleep
May 20th 2013
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                woodson loses in 2nd round with non contender
May 20th 2013
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                He's joking. n/m
May 20th 2013
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                Nah, he doesn't ride for D'Antoni
May 20th 2013
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           Umm Woodson is a bigger L than Pringles and George Karl?!?!?
May 19th 2013
47
Born Ready enjoys destroying seasons.
May 19th 2013
38
see this is where you should be O_Dawg, building up this post's stock
May 19th 2013
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      O_E has the biggest playoff W, easily. And I recommend new toothpaste.
May 19th 2013
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           you're losing and everyone sees it. just like your boy melo.
May 19th 2013
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           This is a Born Ready post. No reason for you to be so upset.
May 19th 2013
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                lol
May 20th 2013
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           see, there you go being mad again, don't stain this post by hitching
May 20th 2013
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           http://tinyurl.com/ljsgfwt
May 20th 2013
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           This is a Born Ready post. No reason for you to be so upset.
May 20th 2013
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                Yo! You live in Cali? Real shit.
May 20th 2013
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                     This is a Stevenson post. No reason for u to be so upset & booboo up a W
May 20th 2013
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                          This 'reversing Bombastic's ass breath' tangent good, tho
May 20th 2013
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                               MeLLo Out, Mang. No need for an annual occurance to have you this aggy.
May 20th 2013
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                                    http://tinyurl.com/mzn5avj
May 21st 2013
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           wasn't that name trademarked by Iverson?
May 20th 2013
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                AI trademarked 'name brought up by Mad Melo Fans post-L'.
May 20th 2013
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                Iverson needs the lawsuit money, good strategy by Bomb
May 20th 2013
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                     ARCHIVE
May 20th 2013
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           dammit OE
May 20th 2013
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I hope he strong arms the shit out of D-Wade. Then ice grills Juwan.
May 19th 2013
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"He just didn't want to lose." (c) Iman Shumpert (Swipe)
May 20th 2013
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I was sold on his mettle when he stood up to Pittman's forearm
May 20th 2013
65
i forgot all about that flying elbow.
May 20th 2013
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he had a huge impact on the series..
May 20th 2013
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Grantland operating on Grantland time (late as fuck)
May 21st 2013
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2-10 tonight, but it's not like one shot mattered. Oh, wait.
May 22nd 2013
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You fucked up. He was the LEADING REBOUNDER IN THE GAME bwahah
May 22nd 2013
85
LMAO, oh, sorry, we're pretending George didn't stick him now?
May 22nd 2013
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      BR's great plays were mental. PG's great plays were physical.
May 23rd 2013
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           damn i missed this one at the time. you need therapy, man
Nov 24th 2013
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bad look, fam. OE's playing with house money
May 23rd 2013
bad look, fam. OE's playing with house money
May 23rd 2013
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Did he even play tonite or was
May 22nd 2013
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he played 43 intermittently visible minutes, actually
May 23rd 2013
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The boxscore says he was the leading rebounder, at 6'5
May 23rd 2013
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.
May 22nd 2013
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well Jalen Rose obviously reads/lurks Okaysports
May 29th 2013
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He's had that name since high school.
May 29th 2013
94
yup..and he called Lebron King James last week.
May 31st 2013
113
Dude's game tonight was like Vincent Padilla's English: NoSuhGud!
May 30th 2013
95
Umm...he drew Lebron on BOTH sides of the floor
May 30th 2013
99
      So? LeBron lit his ass up! PG was stealing games from Bron, kid
May 31st 2013
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           ITS LEBRON JAMES, dumbass. NYQUIL should be guarding him.
May 31st 2013
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                you already saw the numbers, now you're running from them
May 31st 2013
114
Bench Ready
May 30th 2013
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Stop chasing a W and let Melo die
May 30th 2013
97
Yeah, Pacers are better when Nyquil is sleep and outta the way
May 30th 2013
98
oh he shoulda dropped 40, whatever his team needed
May 30th 2013
101
And I didn't know we was upping game by game...I ain't up after last
May 30th 2013
100
      i didn't up this. he did play like shit tho.
May 30th 2013
102
           shout out to Blue, he had a nice career Stevenson will be lucky to match
May 31st 2013
103
           Cool...this is noted
May 31st 2013
106
                LMAO!!! fine...
May 31st 2013
112
                     Born Ready's max is Aaron McKie? Cool. Noted.
Nov 29th 2013
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                          Will eclipse Aaron McKie's max in pts, rbs, assists THIS SEASON
Dec 23rd 2013
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Another game like this and his new nickname will be Stillborn
May 31st 2013
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Mother Didn't Want You But You Were Still Born(c)Vast-Aire
May 31st 2013
105
it works on two levels
May 31st 2013
108
Ready to Die
May 31st 2013
109
lmao oh gawd
May 31st 2013
110
Regardless of what happens for the rest of the playoffs..
May 31st 2013
115
pretty much.
May 31st 2013
116
Rough series, but I'm proud of him.
Jun 03rd 2013
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lmao @ 90% of the time, wow, too many lies for me to catch
Nov 13th 2013
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      I got you disliking Born Ready SOLELY because I like him.
Nov 13th 2013
136
Born ready lookin extra Jamaican this year
Oct 29th 2013
118
Born Ready good.
Nov 03rd 2013
119
Btw, let me know when you guys are ready to be grown men about this.
Nov 06th 2013
120
Damn...re-reading this post...I got y'all outright hating BR cuz of ME!!...
Nov 06th 2013
121
yeah, he's good
Nov 06th 2013
122
I'd enjoy a frank, open, honest discussion on matters of importance
Nov 11th 2013
123
He's balling this year.
Nov 11th 2013
124
Let's see what he does when the lights are shining bright
Nov 12th 2013
125
Were the lights out last playoffs?
Nov 12th 2013
126
lol
Nov 12th 2013
130
He was great until he drew Lebron on BOTH sides of the court
Nov 12th 2013
128
      lmao
Nov 12th 2013
131
      Kawhi did just fine playing that role against Bron
Nov 13th 2013
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           Kawhi is a physical small forward and outstanding athlete
Nov 13th 2013
134
8-0! Triple dub - he help'n!
Nov 12th 2013
127
good ish oe.
Nov 12th 2013
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You guys aren't being fair, and aren't discussing the matter at hand.
Nov 24th 2013
137
Hi guys. I'm not going to fucking disappear until you pussies DISCUSS.
Nov 29th 2013
139
He's playing the point by default b/c George Hill lacks vision
Nov 30th 2013
141
      So he's a key component of the best team in the league? Cool.
Nov 30th 2013
142
Born Ready with the crossover of the year
Dec 23rd 2013
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o + I'd appreciate an honest discourse on another triple double
Dec 23rd 2013
144
I wonder what it'll cost to keep him
Dec 23rd 2013
146
He's worth a ton. He's the anti-Rudy Gay
Dec 23rd 2013
147
hes probably worth 10
Dec 23rd 2013
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agree w/ all before it, but this is the crux:
Dec 23rd 2013
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      As an aside: Larry Bird be REACHING these inner-city dudes
Dec 23rd 2013
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           Larry:
Dec 24th 2013
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                Wow. That is plain fabulous. Larry is that guy
Dec 24th 2013
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I am thinking 4/30M or 32M.
Dec 23rd 2013
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      I am thinking you is mad, or you=mad.
Dec 23rd 2013
150
      huh? 4/32 is a pretty reasonable projection
Dec 24th 2013
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           Referring to your general sentiment in this post, which is very mad.
Dec 24th 2013
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      Nigga 4 yrs-$32mill minimum. $8-10mill on a good team too!
Dec 23rd 2013
151
The definition of extra
Dec 23rd 2013
153
You mean, does too much to be a team player, help his team win.
Dec 23rd 2013
155
o and btw: DEFINITELY no new friends after all of this fuckery.
Dec 24th 2013
156
damn son..you gon be eating off this post for the next 10 years
Dec 24th 2013
157
I decided to bring a coffee cup to work.
Jan 22nd 2014
162
lol damn this was a W
Jan 22nd 2014
163
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10331818/2014-winter-forecast-most-imp...
Jan 22nd 2014
164
Not letting up until I get apologies from everyone in here.
Apr 13th 2014
166
League leader in triple doubles. Born Ready. Eat dicks and apologize.
Apr 13th 2014
167
He's basically what TyReke Evans should have been
Apr 13th 2014
168
lol @ arenas tweet
May 09th 2014
169
a real point guard would set all that shit straight...
May 09th 2014
170
lol, that's his dribble too.
May 09th 2014
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoxvQRrCYAATcI3.jpg
May 29th 2014
172
o so no post about OE's guy blowing in a grown man's ear?
May 29th 2014
173
Umm. He just held Lebron to his worst game ever.
May 29th 2014
174
Worst game directly related to foul trouble, but go ahead
May 30th 2014
176
      Cool, love is love.
May 30th 2014
177
           How's your Friday man? Beautiful here in Madison
May 30th 2014
178
                BEAUTIFUL day today...dipped from work early
May 30th 2014
179
it was hilarious.
May 29th 2014
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Agenda checkmate, by Orbit_Established (co-starring Born Ready)
Jul 16th 2014
180
Hahahaha.
Jul 16th 2014
181
he took the absolute most he was offered, dogg. c'mon.
Jul 16th 2014
182
Um. He took almost 20 million less guaranteed, dogg.
Jul 16th 2014
183
do you think literally anyone is buying this bullshit?
Jul 16th 2014
184
Its too late, guy. Agenda is set and locked. BR was runing the Pacers.
Jul 16th 2014
185
lmao nigga said he took less than what he was never offerred.
Jul 17th 2014
187
lol. This is some Grade A reaching
Jul 17th 2014
188
This is your "Mission Accomplished" LOL
Jun 16th 2015
265
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BstNPl8CEAAUa4C.jpg
Jul 16th 2014
186
Jordan: "I fucks with that nigga."
Oct 29th 2014
189
Born ready leading the team in rebounds
Nov 12th 2014
190
if lance is taking boards from a center, that means anybody on the floor...
Nov 12th 2014
191
Clifford sits Stephenson late: 'Not a star' yet
Nov 27th 2014
192
lolz
Nov 27th 2014
194
Popcorn Ready in the 4th quarter
Nov 27th 2014
193
Lance Stephenson available in trade (swipe)
Dec 14th 2014
195
Bwahahah. He about to come out this BETTER
Dec 14th 2014
196
Cept that 15 million he left on the table
Dec 14th 2014
197
Clips could use him since they are getting torched on the perimeter
Dec 14th 2014
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Lance and a pick? no.
Dec 15th 2014
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Wasn't he supposed to make Charlotte better?
Dec 15th 2014
201
      One guy can't change a losing culture.
Dec 15th 2014
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           interesting thought given their winning record last year lol
Dec 15th 2014
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                Losing culture, though.
Dec 15th 2014
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                     lol
Dec 15th 2014
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Nash and a 2nd rounder.
Dec 14th 2014
199
Bean/Swaggy/Lance---> Drew League Squad
Dec 14th 2014
200
never should have left Team NyQuil
Dec 15th 2014
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      NyQuil didn't really want him back though
Dec 15th 2014
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           Paul George had 1 of the worst "star" collapses ever last year.
Dec 15th 2014
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Knew it was a matter of time before someone re-upped this post
Dec 15th 2014
207
This much is definitely true
Dec 15th 2014
208
      lol wow oe
Dec 15th 2014
211
Born Ready bet on himself (c) OE....and lost
Dec 15th 2014
213
Honestly though, trading him is a terrible idea.
Dec 15th 2014
214
Losing culture. Born Ready has gone deep into the playoffs.
Dec 15th 2014
215
Cool. Thanks for agreeing.
Dec 15th 2014
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If Kemba is Hammer. Lance is Oaktown 357 fam.
Dec 15th 2014
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      Born Ready has played deep into the playoffs.
Dec 15th 2014
218
      Born Jamericans is fire though. Please stop this slander of Yardcore
Dec 17th 2014
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           Bumping Born Jamericans not gonna get you deep into the playoffs
Dec 17th 2014
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      Born Loose
Dec 15th 2014
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      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH, ah yeah.
Dec 17th 2014
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I'm pretty sure they will turn down guaranteed money b/c of it
Dec 15th 2014
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Can you elaborate?
Dec 17th 2014
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Loser organization. BR has played in meaningful games.
Dec 17th 2014
222
      funny, you did everything to avoid calling them losers this summer
Dec 17th 2014
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           BR played more important games than the entire roster combined.
Dec 17th 2014
229
wat. lance is about to cancer himself off of two teams in less than a yr
Dec 17th 2014
225
      Yeah, he can't stand being around a bunch of shitty losers
Dec 17th 2014
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      lol, he would last ten seconds with pop.
Dec 17th 2014
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           What? LOL Pop handled S JAX
Dec 17th 2014
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                Yep. Lance is tailor made for Popovich. Lance is REALLY unselfish.
Dec 17th 2014
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                S Jax is more professional and more gully than Stillborn though
Dec 18th 2014
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                Bwahahaha. SJack is a mindless gunner. BR passes, defends, rebounds.
Dec 18th 2014
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                     Jackson was mindless? Damn bro, that's some self-loathing racism
Jun 15th 2015
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                You mean the same Captain Jack that pop kicked out of the house
Dec 18th 2014
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      Shit is amazing lol - I've never seen it happen for a player this quick
Dec 17th 2014
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           other thing is he looks straight up terrible. he might be a system guy
Dec 18th 2014
237
He should be Ready to get traded as soon as his groin injury heals
Dec 23rd 2014
238
Heading to LA.
Jun 15th 2015
239
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP THE PROPHET!!!
Jun 15th 2015
241
Nah, man, you already disowned him.
Jun 15th 2015
242
      OOOHH YOU SCUUUURREED?!?!!?
Jun 15th 2015
243
           Yes, scared this nut ass loser will ruin my chance to cover champions
Jun 15th 2015
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                AHAHHAHA you SCARED LANCE FINNA BE GOOD
Jun 15th 2015
245
                     First you lose your agendas, then your sanity. Bye.
Jun 15th 2015
246
                          You honestly sound enraged and scared right now
Jun 16th 2015
247
18%
Jun 16th 2015
248
Lance was a winner playing with losing bums
Jun 16th 2015
249
      Losing bums that made the playoffs the year before...
Jun 16th 2015
251
           Lance played in the conference finals. : - )
Jun 16th 2015
254
           That gamble killed the Bobcats. Thanks Mike.
Jun 16th 2015
260
Great for LA. If you disagree, it's only bc OE made you hate Lance.
Jun 16th 2015
250
      Lance can also handle the ball w/ the second unit
Jun 16th 2015
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           He handled the ball with the first unit as well.
Jun 16th 2015
259
I wish him the best. this is an opportunity for agenda alignment.
Jun 16th 2015
252
Basa said he'd rather than JR Smith than Lance or Dion
Jun 16th 2015
255
I agree with half of that
Jun 16th 2015
256
Cool
Jun 16th 2015
258
Depends on the team.
Jun 16th 2015
262
      I agree with this, too
Jun 16th 2015
266
remind me why that's ridiculous?
Jun 16th 2015
267
yes, i am...stop speaking for me, bruh.
Jan 09th 2016
268
      SMH...niggas mad.
Jan 09th 2016
269
It's a Good Move For LA
Jun 16th 2015
257
Who could've envision the Lance/Kemba backcourt not working?
Jun 16th 2015
261
Kemba should thank Lance.
Jun 16th 2015
263
      I agree. He is more Isaiah Thomas than Dame Lillard
Jun 16th 2015
264
           knicks need to get kemba and lance is trash
Jan 09th 2016
270
more like Bum Ready
Feb 17th 2016
271
Born cap relief. Dude single-handedly ruining NYC hoops tradition
Feb 17th 2016
273
Pacers ain't been to the ECF since BR left, though : )
Feb 17th 2016
279
      he sorry
Feb 17th 2016
281
           Pacers: not seeing the ECF without Lance. I want a discussion
Feb 17th 2016
286
                knicks not seeing ECF WITH melo...ever
Feb 17th 2016
288
                     Cool, so why the Pacers ain't been to the ECF since Lance left?
Feb 17th 2016
291
                          fool lance hasnt even been back to the PLAYOFFS
Feb 17th 2016
292
                               Bwaha. So Pacers ain't been to the ECF? Oh, ok.
Feb 17th 2016
298
This guy sucks, at everything
Feb 17th 2016
274
lmao... that boy O stay homering into the bush
Feb 17th 2016
276
all he gotta say is "i was wrong" and THEN abandon it.
Feb 17th 2016
277
He got paid, Dula. That's all I wanted.
Feb 17th 2016
278
      you wanted him to not be sorry. he sorry.
Feb 17th 2016
282
           Pacers ain't been good since he left. Discuss. n/m
Feb 17th 2016
285
                they turned over their whole roster/right today they are formidable.
Feb 17th 2016
293
                     Nah, Lance left, team got meh
Feb 17th 2016
301
Oh, and Pacers franchise fell apart when Born Ready left. Discuss.
Feb 17th 2016
280
they in the playoffs right now. knicks ain't. explain. lance sorry.
Feb 17th 2016
283
Knicks have nothing to do with Lance. Answer my question.
Feb 17th 2016
284
      him being sorry has nothing to do with the pacers either
Feb 17th 2016
287
      So why Pacers ain't been shit since he left? Answer the question.
Feb 17th 2016
289
           no...HE been trash since he left, not them. they making the playoffs.
Feb 17th 2016
297
                Cool, so why the Pacers ain't been to the ECF since Lance left?
Feb 17th 2016
299
                     because PG got hurt. now, they've lost hibbert, west, DJ, green.
Feb 17th 2016
303
                          If they don't make it this year, Lance wins
Feb 17th 2016
306
      Lance didnt make them offs either, wont this year either
Feb 17th 2016
294
           ECF or Lance is that dude. Y'all fucked up.
Feb 17th 2016
302
                i just wanna know why he sorry and what you saw in him.
Feb 17th 2016
304
                     I saw him and the Pacers in the ECF. Pacers ain't been back since.
Feb 17th 2016
308
                          but, why he can't play good no more? it's crazy.
Feb 17th 2016
309
                               Why Pacers not getting back to ECF? It's crazy
Feb 17th 2016
Here is a handy infographic to explain that:
Feb 17th 2016
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      Cool, so Pacers going to the ECF THIS YEAR THEN!?!?
Feb 17th 2016
300
      Try as hard as you like
Feb 17th 2016
316
           ECF or bust, according to you. I didn't make the rules.
Feb 17th 2016
320
                Not only did i personally not say that
Feb 17th 2016
323
                     Yes, you did. Too late
Feb 17th 2016
327
      change your avy loser
Feb 17th 2016
314
Damn, O_E in here reverse slamming these hoes
Feb 17th 2016
290
fuck a thomas szasz, man mental illness is real out here.
Feb 17th 2016
295
Niggaz stay trying to hop around L's https://media.giphy.com/media/QA88y...
Feb 17th 2016
305
I got them to accept ECF or Lance wins. Tell me that ain't skill.
Feb 17th 2016
307
      just know i aint among "them"...your man sorry
Feb 17th 2016
310
      Nah you conceded. ECF or Lance wins. You did this to yourself.
Feb 17th 2016
311
           this not how it works. you're tryna devolve the game cuz you suck at it
Feb 17th 2016
313
                You're all assault and artillery. You don't pack water or medics.
Feb 17th 2016
318
                     Team O.E. http://tinyurl.com/jm6vcsv
Feb 17th 2016
319
                     http://tinyurl.com/hoaamq8
Feb 17th 2016
321
                     man, look...he ain't even aaron mckie. i told you so.
Feb 17th 2016
324
                          Just pointing out his wonderful effect on the Pacers
Feb 17th 2016
328
      Fam, he's trash. I was there in Reply #2 saying he was good.
Feb 17th 2016
312
      Lmao
Feb 17th 2016
317
      Oh so, you're FINALLY admitting Lance outplayed Melo!**Sips Tea**
Feb 17th 2016
322
SOMEONE claimed his short contract was good for him
Feb 17th 2016
325
SOMEONE got offended by an Aaron Mckie comparison
Feb 17th 2016
326
      Breh he couldn't extract Tasty Kake crumbs from da gawd's beard
Feb 17th 2016
329
Lance been balling, y'all. Just saying.
Mar 13th 2016
330
Matt Barnes got his 1st career triple double after 13 years
Mar 13th 2016
331
If you're mad you should have made the post first (c) you
Mar 26th 2016
332
if white coach saves Lance career...
Feb 09th 2017
333
Back "home" with Pacers but no Vogel
Mar 29th 2017
334
The roller coaster ride this post has taken over its years is amazing
Mar 29th 2017
335
Pacers were ass w/out him. He was w/out them. They need each other.
Apr 11th 2017
336
IT'S UNREDEEEEEEMABLLLLLLE
Apr 11th 2017
337
      Bruh...not my opinion: whole org saying him leaving hurt franchise.
Apr 11th 2017
338
"Life is an O_E-thon, not a sprint." (c) Gawd.
Jul 01st 2018
339
W.
Jul 01st 2018
340
I be rocking Doc Martens, y'all, don't @ me.
Oct 26th 2018
341
mann this nigga been reduced to pooling Lil Bronny and Bryce to school
Oct 26th 2018
342
      You sound Born Frustrated. Let it go. Lance won.
Oct 26th 2018
343
I'm more of a Porter guy than a Stout guy.
Mar 26th 2019
344
what made this hilarious was the bench emptying after the shot
Mar 27th 2019
345
never saw this before...
Apr 08th 2019
346
Born Ready is only 30. I need the Guitar Player back next year.
Sep 21st 2020
347
I'm about to hop on the Peloton
Jan 05th 2022
348
how was this man out of the league
Jan 19th 2022
349
      I posted about it two years ago.
Jan 24th 2022
350

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