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"Scalabrine aint got shit on The Marine, right? (swipe)"
Tue Jan-22-13 08:25 PM by melmag

  

          

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/brian-scalabrine-dominated-competition-boston-one-one-challenge-231654445--nba.html


Over 11 NBA seasons, journeyman forward Brian Scalabrine cultivated an image of a regular guy who just happened to play basketball. Eventually, many fans came to believe that Scalabrine was an Average Joe, not an elite athlete (as all NBA players are), and figured that he probably wasn't that great at the profession that earned him tens of millions of dollars. This summer, Scalabrine said that he resented this suggestion (even if he also heartily embraced the regular guy image), and in December he challenged any Boston-area amateur basketball players to games of one-on-one.

On Monday, Scalabrine faced four hand-picked competitors. He destroyed them all. From CBS Boston (via TBJ):

Scalabrine, who retired over the summer after a very serviceable 11-year NBA career, took on four of Boston’s best ballers in 98.5 The Sports Hub’s 1-on-1 “Scallenge,” put on by morning hosts Toucher & Rich.

Listeners sent in their try-out videos, showing off their skills and talking some trash towards Scal, but it turns out even Boston’s best was no match for Scalabrine.

Scalabrine — who spent the last few seasons of his career seen as the “human victory cigar” — easily defeated all four of his opponents, throwing down monstrous jams and sinking smooth jumpers as he beat them all by a combined score of 44-6.

That link also features a 30-minute video of the action, and it becomes very clear very quickly that Scalabrine is on another level from these athletes. Even against decent competition — the first challenger, Matt Tomaszewski, was on Syracuse's roster just last season — Scalabrine owned everyone. The second and third games were both shutouts, and the six points scored included one two-pointer. In four games, Scalabrine conceded just five baskets.

This full-scale domination isn't terribly surprising, because it really is amazingly difficult to play in the NBA for 11 seasons. Scalabrine managed to do so in part because he found a role as a good teammate, which made him more valuable than his talent may have suggested, but even then he was in competition with an exceedingly small group of potential employees. The idea that any random weekend warrior could challenge him is ridiculous.

We are only left to wonder why this challenge was necessary in the first place. For that, Scalabrine has to look at himself. While no fan should ever feel like he's on the same athletic plane as a professional athlete, the fact of the matter is that some pros embrace that image because it provides them new opportunities. Without it, Scalabrine probably never would have gotten his current job as an analyst for CSN New England. He deserves more respect than he's been given, but there are also identifiable reasons for why he doesn't always get it.

RAW FOOTAGE!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHrz5Q29ECM&feature=player_embedded#!

  

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Scalabrine aint got shit on The Marine, right? (swipe) [View all] , melmag, Tue Jan-22-13 08:06 PM
 
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He bottled up the JJ Reddick types.
Jan 22nd 2013
1
The Marine killed bin Laden though nm
Jan 22nd 2013
2
on his morning commute, nonetheless.
Jan 22nd 2013
3
Did he recite a haiku in his face first?*
Jan 22nd 2013
4
      Ugh. You had to bring that jump the shark moment up?
Jan 23rd 2013
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      I don't understand why y'all think that ruined the thread
Jan 23rd 2013
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           The best part of the thread was how sincere he seemed. Like he
Jan 23rd 2013
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                pretty much
Jan 23rd 2013
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                He was serious at first
Jan 23rd 2013
33
                     yeah, he was
Jan 23rd 2013
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                     Yep, that's the point...
Jan 23rd 2013
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                          ^Sherlock Holmes
Jan 23rd 2013
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I get a kick out of dumb shit like this
Jan 22nd 2013
5
if i had your height, i'd be in the nba
Jan 22nd 2013
6
You don't even need that. Anyone with a brain, really.
Jan 22nd 2013
7
yup it was fun to watch.
Jan 23rd 2013
13
watched the 30m vid, it's funny, he bricks a lot but his D is next level
Jan 23rd 2013
8
More like his size is next level
Jan 23rd 2013
17
JJ Barea is shorter than me and would murder these cats
Jan 23rd 2013
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i haven't watched the vid, but even if it was somehow a close
Jan 23rd 2013
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      nah, that's actually the funny part -- Scalabrine bricks a lot down low
Jan 23rd 2013
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you think you could beat earl boykins?
Jan 23rd 2013
20
I would like to say Perk vs, Boykins in the post.
Jan 23rd 2013
37
oh so he has unique gifts which make him better than most?
Jan 23rd 2013
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      Against civilians his size is a weapon
Jan 23rd 2013
36
shit, he looked kinda gassed at the end of the first game
Jan 23rd 2013
21
One on one ain't the same as a Y League game.
Jan 23rd 2013
9
good point.
Jan 23rd 2013
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Scalabrine ain't no match for them set plays
Jan 23rd 2013
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Yeah I'm not reading shit here about him facing the Semper Fi zone D
Jan 23rd 2013
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      Horticulturist moves along that zone very treacherously
Jan 23rd 2013
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           lmao. aw jesus. my sides hurt.
Jan 23rd 2013
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These guys suck though.
Jan 23rd 2013
10
RE: These guys suck though.
Jan 23rd 2013
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I'm sure his opponents were younger than him, too
Jan 23rd 2013
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And he was sorry.
Jan 23rd 2013
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Kobe's jaw would like a word.
Jan 23rd 2013
14
back in the day when Run & Shoot was still open
Jan 23rd 2013
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      All I'm saying is BOSTON HAS NO RUN
Jan 23rd 2013
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Matt Bonner Better
Jan 23rd 2013
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Dirty B!
Jan 23rd 2013
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Lucious Harris used to play at the gym my best friend worked at
Jan 23rd 2013
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Lucious was a skill player/lights out shooter
Jan 23rd 2013
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lol that was dope im adopting several of those triple threat moves
Jan 23rd 2013
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all i saw was jab step followed by step back air ball or bricks
Jan 23rd 2013
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