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>Did some quick googling and yeah you're right. Looks like he
>stayed selling products that advertised "majority of profits
>will go to Livestrong" w/o specifying whether they meant the
>for-profit site or the foundation. Has anyone done anything
>comprehensive on this? Seems like a huge story




It's better to click the link to get the further details of how much of a scumbag Armstrong really is. It's also a funny piece if you are interested.



http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/01/06/bernstein-a-letter-from-lance-armstrong/



Bernstein: A Letter From Lance Armstrong

By Dan Bernstein
CBSChicago.com Senior Columnist

Hey, folks. It’s me, Lance. How’s it going?

First, I just want to say thanks for buying all of the yellow bracelets and all the products I’ve endorsed. I really appreciate it, because it’s been, like, hundreds of millions of dollars. And thanks for not noticing or caring when the American Institute for Philanthropy reported that my foundation spent as much as $45 to raise each $100. I’m sure you understand that charity work can be expensive!

I appreciate how you believed all the misinformation about how Livestrong has been raising money for cancer research, while instead has been lavishing its resources on marketing, promotions, public relations, legal fees, advertising and salaries. It has been a very successful branding effort: getting my name and logo splashed across the world, allowing me the chance to cut all kinds of personally-lucrative deals, and creatively monetizing the very idea of “hope.” We couldn’t have done it without you.

Thanks for not looking closely at the difference between livestrong.org and livestrong.com, since any money that comes through the for-profit latter is mine.

Sweet.

Anyway, I’ve spent more than a decade telling you and everyone else that I won all my races without the help of any performance-enhancing drugs, that my Tour de France titles and inspirational life story have been powered only by hard work, inspiration, belief, and my god-given abilities.

In fact, I have used every avenue available to destroy any doubters of my greatness, and anything’s available to someone with unlimited funding, the best lawyers, legions of willing protectors, iron-fisted control over cycling’s nominal governing bodies and sophisticated methods of outflanking even the most dogged drug testing.

Cross me, and your life would be ruined. Ask former teammates like Frankie Andreu and Greg LeMond for example. I ran Frankie out of the sport because he refused to lie on my behalf, and I made sure Greg’s bicycle business failed because he spoke out against me. I even attacked Frankie’s wife, Betsy, smearing her publicly as jealous and crazy.

Talk to Christophe Bassons. You can find him working in his native France, now, as a regional administrator of youth-sports drug testing. Funny how that works out, huh? He had to quit competitive cycling after he questioned my amazing Tour performances and I instructed every other rider and team to blackball him forever. Good times.

There’s also Emma O’Reilly, my masseuse and assistant who made the mistake of talking to the authors of “LA Confidentiel.” I did what any former boss would do, and called her out as a drunken whore.

I even successfully squeezed money out of the Sunday Times of London for merely daring to reprint claims that anything I did was not entirely on the up-and-up. We came down on them like a ton of bricks, and they settled for the equivalent of half a million bucks. They should have known better.

But now I’m kinda bored, just wandering around the house ever since I made the decision to stop challenging all the baseless allegations from bitter liars and sour-grapes losers. As I said then, enough was enough. The fight against the unconstitutional witch hunt was taking valuable time away from my charity work.

So I want to do some triathlons and stuff, but I can’t because they won’t let me after I quit protesting the unfair, biased campaign against me that never afforded me the due process entitled to any citizen of this great, great country, the United States of America.

I’m considering saying whatever anybody wants to hear. I’m sure I’ll be able to cut a deal to get back to competing. After all, I raised awareness of cancer, remember? You had never heard of cancer – ever – before I finally exposed this obscure, unknown disease.

Actually, I’ve made up my mind. I’ll just say it.

I did it. All of it. There.

Ok. So we’re good now, right?

  

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Lance to admit to doping in Oprah interview, according to reports. [View all] , Frank Longo, Sat Jan-12-13 01:57 AM
 
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of course he is, the beginning of the last-ditch PR effort being mounted
Jan 12th 2013
1
w
Jan 12th 2013
2
You just popped in some fish sticks didn't you
Jan 12th 2013
3
      http://www.schwartz-omalley.com/pictures/2002_q2/Img_0036.jpg
Jan 12th 2013
9
           this is the greatest board ever
Jan 12th 2013
10
           It truly is.
Jan 12th 2013
21
           Agreed.
Jan 13th 2013
28
           hahahahaha
Jan 12th 2013
20
           The hell? Hahahahahahah
Jan 13th 2013
22
           bwahahahahahahaha
Jan 13th 2013
33
           oh my lord, I think I fainted just now
Jan 13th 2013
34
           LOL!
Jan 16th 2013
86
wonder how much he is getting paid to finally admit
Jan 12th 2013
4
I hope she goes hard on him
Jan 12th 2013
5
she won't, there's a reason he's doing this with Oprah
Jan 12th 2013
6
Oh, I know
Jan 12th 2013
8
agreed n/m
Jan 12th 2013
12
Idk, when she's disappointed in someone she lets it show.
Jan 13th 2013
29
Really hope she mentions his attempted bribe of USADA
Jan 12th 2013
14
      the devil is in the details, which O will likely skip n/m
Jan 12th 2013
17
      yeah seems beyond unlikely, honestly fuck oprah
Jan 13th 2013
32
http://tinyurl.com/aucuwyw
Jan 12th 2013
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mufucka, why I know EVERY ONE of them damn gifs before I click?
Jan 12th 2013
18
fuck this fuckhead
Jan 12th 2013
11
It is self serving and shitheaddy
Jan 12th 2013
13
lol wow
Jan 12th 2013
15
     
           Thanks. N/m
Jan 12th 2013
19
           thanks for this n/m
Jan 13th 2013
23
Honest question: Why did you defend him before?
Jan 13th 2013
25
      I can say why I defended him.
Jan 13th 2013
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      I really appreciate this reply.
Jan 13th 2013
27
      RE: I can say why I defended him.
Jan 13th 2013
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      He passed all the tests, he did good work raising awareness
Jan 14th 2013
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           he had a PR machine that provided some helpful services basically
Jan 14th 2013
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                http://www.soulbounce.com/soul/assets_c/2012/11/hi%20five%20keep%20it%20...
Jan 14th 2013
47
I've tried ignoring this story, but its actually fascinating
Jan 13th 2013
24
he has always been a scumbag, wtf that was obvious from day one
Jan 13th 2013
30
i ain't madd at him
Jan 13th 2013
35
fuck the french and fuck cycling, but the guy is a dirtbag
Jan 13th 2013
36
his hubris was his downfall.
Jan 13th 2013
37
only thing good about him is he was the best cheater
Jan 14th 2013
38
I wanna hear what Sheryl Crow has to say.
Jan 14th 2013
40
she getting down like:
Jan 14th 2013
44
man, that dude has a lot of ball
Jan 14th 2013
41
zing!
Jan 14th 2013
42
RE: man, that dude has a lot of ball
Jan 15th 2013
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lol
Jan 15th 2013
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lol
Jan 15th 2013
79
He just admitted he took em
Jan 14th 2013
45
the whole thing is PR & publicity, for him & for O's network
Jan 14th 2013
46
Is O's new show usually live?
Jan 14th 2013
48
i think they are used to late night format, tape at 5ish, show at 1130
Jan 14th 2013
49
looks like the interview was 2.5 hours long
Jan 15th 2013
52
this is a bit different than a giveaway or Book Of The Month nomination
Jan 15th 2013
53
Good job.
Jan 15th 2013
59
      ^^^^^^wants to watch 2.5 hours of talking.
Jan 15th 2013
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           I dont want to watch it all now
Jan 15th 2013
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                do you even have the oprah channel?
Jan 15th 2013
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                     I honestly don't know if I do n/m
Jan 15th 2013
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                     I have 80 discovery channels, I assume I have OWN
Jan 15th 2013
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and ESPN chile graping the fuck out of it too with that sidebar
Jan 15th 2013
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because if they just said "Oprah will be interviewing Lance" who'd watch...
Jan 15th 2013
65
      Fair point,exc we got breaking news of everything he said in real time
Jan 15th 2013
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           right, but the media also spent three days talking about it beforehand
Jan 18th 2013
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                You can do all the promoting for the live show
Jan 18th 2013
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                     Given Lance's history, who would think he'd actually admit to it?
Jan 18th 2013
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                          Oh.
Jan 18th 2013
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                               you must have missed the memo. I'll send you another copy.
Jan 18th 2013
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well.... I mean he might has well....
Jan 15th 2013
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RE: well.... I mean he might has well....
Jan 15th 2013
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A SNITCH, TOO! (swipe)
Jan 15th 2013
51
problem for him is John Gotti can't rat out the errand boy
Jan 15th 2013
54
such a bitch move... jose canseco'ing
Jan 15th 2013
69
i was working as a cashier when those livestrong bands first came out...
Jan 15th 2013
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Whether he cheated or not Livestrong still raised tons for cancer
Jan 15th 2013
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      Cancer "awareness"...dawg, who wasn't already aware of CANCER
Jan 15th 2013
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           if only more people wore bracelets, we'd have a cure by now
Jan 15th 2013
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From cancer survivor to bonafide asshole, Walter White approves
Jan 15th 2013
57
his new nickname should be Heisenberg
Jan 15th 2013
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      ^^^^
Jan 15th 2013
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I'll take my L.
Jan 15th 2013
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pass that L this way when you're done....nm
Jan 15th 2013
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Man i don't even care, he already got caught, and he's a dick
Jan 15th 2013
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Oprah announced that the interview will now air over 2 nights nm
Jan 15th 2013
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lol
Jan 15th 2013
75
Also, this was just such a blown opportunity on Oprah's part
Jan 15th 2013
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Also or post 45
Jan 15th 2013
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no.
Jan 18th 2013
90
Lance is stuck on ASSHOLE. He could spin this into a Catch Me
Jan 15th 2013
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What he said is already out there
Jan 15th 2013
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      ASSHOLE!
Jan 18th 2013
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I dont even get Oprah's channel..
Jan 15th 2013
85
OWN streamed it live
Jan 18th 2013
91
Oh God I forgot how much I hate the look for this show
Jan 16th 2013
87
I want to hire whomever set up the table behind them
Jan 18th 2013
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