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18. "Barnes Don't Get the Money"
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Well, he did but.....

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=8&topic_id=2548567&mesg_id=2548567&listing_type=search#2548715

Ayo Barnes don't get the money
He still choking, paper chasing
Where max contract candidate's agent plotting wars with Dub nation
Give the dough to Mason
Stiff hip teen couldn't give work to Ohio Bobcats, face it
His brand's faceless
Play this by your hip
Let my words loosen it, you'll love it
I'll fry that ass 'cuz there was no one even there to "Glove" it
Tell him his dough's not here
Tell him he shoot with fear
Harrison was just pretending to be someone above his years
Duke fans is still hating
Talking that Barnes done fell off, no shining
One ring filled with diamonds
Dubs pray "please God let him make one shot in the finals"
What this overrated nerd was supposed to do for Tar Heels
Take 27 three's from behind the line and they're out of alignment
His assignment since game 7 Starks said retirement
Hiding behind Draymond and Thompson
Won't get rich but dies bombin'
This is overeliance
Now add 23 more, that's enough, there shouldn't be more
Jones wave that towel over heads
Barnes game on a free fall
Now that's 50 bricks put up at the same time
Bricky Barnes
Fans start to groan, shoulda watched Dem Thrones
His defender can start to roam
Dem bricks got all in his dome
The man left his jumper and his nuts at home
Jones ran all up on dude from out of bounds
More than McAdoo did last year for Dubs, it counts!
This is that 12th man shit that never affect the outcome
For scrubs that get booted out of low block position on foul shots
Bring back ML Carr
Towel waving was aborted
So Dahntay breathes life back into this episode
Let this man spaz in true Duke image
Fuck it, I'm Dukie V in Duke blue Tees at the eulogy throwing parties for Dahntay
Your box out ain't as hard as mine is
Fuck around and draw that over the back on Draymond
You don't know how hype my double fist pump leg kick combo is
Or how I stand in the corner tugging on my shorts like Longo did
I'm the same man that dunked on Virginia, did pushups of power
The same man that played for Devils now getting champagne showers!



  

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Bad basketball writer still waiting on Harrison Barnes to become a star [View all] , Basaglia, Fri Sep-30-16 07:59 AM
 
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Man, the Mavs didn't like Parsons, did they?
Sep 30th 2016
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This writer is probably still waiting for that Nigerian Prince to come t...
Sep 30th 2016
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REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
Sep 30th 2016
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      This is Jordan-in-the-NBA-Finals levels of clutch
Sep 30th 2016
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      LOL...I legit, no bullshit just read this whole thing, again...
Sep 30th 2016
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Agenda Alert: HB will be the most harmful player in the league this year
Sep 30th 2016
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No that award is gonna go to Bradley Beal.
Sep 30th 2016
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I'll go with Harrison Barnes Sr.
Sep 30th 2016
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      haha. you really hate that dude.
Sep 30th 2016
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           Scarred from years of C's fans saying, "No, THIS IS THE YEAR!"
Sep 30th 2016
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"not Chandler Parsons" is now the bar for Harrison Barnes
Sep 30th 2016
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that's one way to put it
Sep 30th 2016
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I recall Bonzi Wells as nothing BUT athleticism
Sep 30th 2016
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      Really? I'd put him at average NBA athleticism
Sep 30th 2016
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      he was a short(er) zach randolph.
Sep 30th 2016
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      Yeah. Better Jailblazers comp for Barnes would be Derek Anderson
Sep 30th 2016
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      Bonzi was strong but I never thought he was very athletic
Sep 30th 2016
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He's average and scared
Sep 30th 2016
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alright I'll take my overall L on this
Sep 30th 2016
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