Meanwhile, Kevin Garnett is somewhere in a barber shop playing by the old rules, holding a grudge against Ray Allen and lamenting to complete strangers on the Boston Tragedy of 2012 when Bath Salts hailed down on TD Bank Arena and shattered all hope.
Simultaneously Pat Riley is coordinating a #SadHour meeting with owners and GMs wondering how the players got the best of them by liberating themselves from the faux-propriety of franchise loyalty: