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"Jameis Winston cited for stealing crab legs from a super market (swipe)"


  

          

what?

http://fansided.com/2014/04/30/report-florida-state-qb-jameis-winston-cited-stealing-crabs-publix/#!GKn9Z

Early Wednesday morning there were some rather odd reports coming out of the state of Florida that Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston had been arrested for stealing crabs from a local Publix. Originally the reports were thought to just be something stirred up on a Florida Gators message board, but now James Cameron from ESPN Tallahassee in confirming that, while not arrested, Winston was cited by police for the act in question.


Not much more is known at this moment, other than this fact that he was cited by the police.

While this is nowhere near the sexual assault allegations that Winston faced during the year last season, it’s still another mark on his record that he really didn’t need.

Winston is getting set this season to lead Florida State hopefully toward another national championship after getting the ‘Noles the crystal ball last year and an undefeated record to go along with it.

This might be one of the oddest stories of the week, but it just happens to involve the most high-profile college football player on the planet.

  

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Jameis Winston cited for stealing crab legs from a super market (swipe) [View all] , pretentious username, Wed Apr-30-14 10:52 AM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
How do we know they didn't want to be stolen?
Apr 30th 2014
1
Police chief told crab legs"You don't want this sort of attention"
Apr 30th 2014
8
      crab legs had been in the same fridge as alcohol under the age of 21
Apr 30th 2014
9
           Crab legs hanging with BOGO shrimp, aka "asking for it"
Apr 30th 2014
12
                Crab legs and Winston in the same Publix as other people, ergo, no theft
Apr 30th 2014
13
                     First they were attached to a crab, then they weren't?
Apr 30th 2014
17
                          Garlic butter found on crab leg packaging may or may not be Winston's
Apr 30th 2014
18
                               video of crab legs being dipped in said butter deleted
Apr 30th 2014
22
                                    Krab,cited as seafoof stick of interest, has been mia since report broke
Apr 30th 2014
30
i thought this was a creative way of saying he was accused of rape again
Apr 30th 2014
2
Crab Legs = Suspension...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Apr 30th 2014
3
so....
Apr 30th 2014
4
this is the NFL's fault.
Apr 30th 2014
5
is this a new nickname on OKP for Winston?
Apr 30th 2014
6
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmeiK9oCAAEyn8O.jpg
Apr 30th 2014
7
That's it, I'm deleting my account
Apr 30th 2014
10
holy shit, dude!!!!!!!! this fucking place...LMAO!!!
Apr 30th 2014
24
LMAO
Apr 30th 2014
11
Nearly spit water all over the monitor
Apr 30th 2014
16
lol
Apr 30th 2014
21
IN TEARS
Apr 30th 2014
29
I think I just split my side open.
Apr 30th 2014
33
LOL
May 01st 2014
38
RE: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmeiK9oCAAEyn8O.jpg
May 01st 2014
40
*starts printing 'Jameis Has Crabs' shirts*
Apr 30th 2014
14
http://i.imgur.com/SDjOfML.jpg
Apr 30th 2014
15
http://i.imgur.com/XbsK3Ml.jpg
Apr 30th 2014
27
I think I almost choked.
May 01st 2014
37
i been dyin laughin at everything in here
Apr 30th 2014
34
      too funny
May 01st 2014
39
If someone had bought him the legs, he'd be in way more trouble.
Apr 30th 2014
19
Sad but true
Apr 30th 2014
20
learned it from MCW
Apr 30th 2014
23
one way or another, he's determined to get crabs without permission
Apr 30th 2014
25
Anonymous GM drops Bridgewater on his draft board for
Apr 30th 2014
26
Jameis responds...
Apr 30th 2014
28
Apr 30th 2014
31
This dude..
Apr 30th 2014
32
trying to impress some bitches cooking some gumbo
May 01st 2014
35
Jameis must be going to bed starving
May 01st 2014
36

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