as schools with a football player who evidently really enjoys masturbating on other people's property.

fuckin great.

http://deadspin.com/oklahoma-wr-charged-with-two-counts-of-indecent-exposur-1446108532?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Oklahoma WR Charged With Two Counts Of Indecent Exposure

Oklahoma Sooners wide receiver Trey Metoyer is accused of allegedly exposing himself on two separate occasions, both in Norman, in August and September.

The sophomore was charged with two felony counts of indecent exposure today at the Cleveland County Courthouse. SoonerScoop acquired the probable cause affidavit for Metoyer, and if these accounts are true, Metoyer is awful at not performing lewd acts in front of women.

The first count took place on Aug. 29.

"The victim advised she was on a balcony smoking a cigarette when she observed the black male driving through the parking lot ? in a red Grand Am," states the affidavit of the Aug. 29 incident. "The black male backed up and pulled into a parking spot. The victim noticed a short time later that the black male had his (genitals) exposed while sitting in the car (performing a lewd act)."

The second count took place on Sept. 17 in Norman where Metoyer approached the victim inquiring about an ink pen.

"It was learned that the victim was walking her dog when she was approached by a black male who asked her if he could borrow a pen," states the affidavit of the Sept. 17 incident. "The victim went into her apartment to get an ink pen and when she came back outside, the black male was (performing a lewd act) in front of her apartment. The black male then asked the victim if she would want the pen back."

i still blame hip-hop.