> >Things we're required to believe because we believe that: > >1. He was in a three year relationship and never once met the >person . . . and never found that suspicious. >2. She was in a car accident and never went to visit her in >the hospital. >3. She was battling leukemia and never went to visit her. >4. In fact, he never once attempted to visit the "love of his >life" >5. He accidentally claimed that he had met her in person, when >he hadn't. >6. Twice. >7. After she died, he didn't bother to go to her funeral. >8. He conveniently forgot all of it while the ESPN hype >machine was playing up the dead-ex-girlfriend angle in the >lead up to the BCS title game. And the heisman. >9. They never talked on Skype. > > >(I stole most of this from a friend but he's pretty dead on)